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Since now, comrades and comradesses, nobody is up and nobody is down.

We're one body and one... Can you hear me in the back?

Oh yeah, we can, Picin.

Who gets up first, has pears as first.

I don't have to explain that.

Hooray!

Picin? How is it?

We'll give our cattle.

And what shall you give into a kolkhoz except your mouth?

Don't provoke! Shaking your mouth and provoking.

No time for being delicate, Sabatka.

- Take your assesment into grave. - Silence! Don't jump into his trap.

Nobody shall coerce his platform to us.

Do you want an advice from me?

Do you want a last advice from me?

Do you or don't?

Advise the clever...

You won't hear a word from me, Sabatka.

You can make even gimmickry. I won't pull you of anything.

A house number 8,

Jedlickova Klara. One dairy.

Thank you, comradess Jedlickova, thank you.

A house number 11,

Skovajs Alois. 4 dairies, 2 horses, 2 sows.

I'll kill you once. If not me, you'll kill him.

Christ.

Thank you, comrade Skovajs.

Thank you, comradess Skovajsova.

Landlord, what should we play to you?

Two villages.

- Barina Josef, a house number 19... - Josef!

A pair of horses, 3 dairies, 1 heifer.

Thank you, comrade Barina.

Thank you, comradess Barinova.

Sabatka Jan, a house number 22.

3 horses, 5 dairies, 2 heifers, 3...

- Horses with harness! -What next? - We voted for the horses with harness!

- I didn't vote. - Most voted.

Don't come up with mores.

- What if I don't have the harness? - How come? Where they could be?

Someone stole them. I don't have them.

We'll talk about it.

Nobody figured out to boil a tea for us.

-Konvalinka Jan... - ... a house number 30...

- To Konva. To Konvalinka! - Let's go!

- Jesus... - Go back to the car.

- Open up. - In the name of law!

People, don't be fools, nobody is allowed there.

- Freeze! - Jesus Christ, somebody was shooting here.

Ambra, where is Konvalinka? Who was shooting?

- Man... - The bandit died like a bandit.

Don't blasphemize!

Why did he do it? Why? Why?

Did he want to go away?

Where did he want to go?

Didn't he want to?

- To the train station. - What?

For a miss.

No kidding.

That's her.

- Who is it? - His daughter. A nun.

Good day to you.

Our lord Jesus Christ be praised.

Good day.

Terrible weather, miss.

Virgin Marry, it's the miss. Miss...

Virgin in the heaven, miss...

If you didn't know don't come even home.

The hell burns.

Carefully! Carefully!

- Ambroz, how much is a million and a million? - Ambroz, how much is a million and a million?

Ambroz, you've got a snake in the shoe. Take it out!

You've got a snake in the other shoe, Ambroz.

Ambroz, take it out, quickly!

You've got a snake in the other shoe, Ambroz.

Take it out! Qucikly take it out, Ambroz.

Do you steal yet? What are you going to sell?

You steal.

Have you figured out where do miss' legs grow from?

Pupek!

Pupek, your forest is on fire!

- Did you choose nice ones? - Yes.

- Nobody hasn't seen you? - No.

Your ears will freeze off.

Aren't you cold?

No.

Go.

Tell miss to pet with you.

You've got to steal her key, or to put your leg in the door.

Ambroz, today the little Jesus shall be born.

Ten. Ten, right?

I cannot count, I ride horses. I'm a complete idiot.

Who don't like it he can... Did you tell fifteen?

Don't fool my head.

- Who do you want to fool a head? - Screw him.

Whoops!

- Yes, fifteen. - And what?

I wrote to a criminal office, there has to be a hole in the granary.

I'm telling you so you know it.

Don't cry then that you weren't told.

Don't jerk around!

- Listen, Barina... - I hear you, Picin.

For two months now the guns have to be given over.

- What guns do you mean? - What could be lost here?

Adinadcat. Elf. Once. Eleven.

Honor to work.

Come.

- Do you sweat? - No.

Here.

Why are you biting each other, folks?

In a few moments the bethlehem star will rise and you're biting.

Tapa, don't bring me here clergy.

Keep the catechism at home.

I know about theology.

I'm speaking about guns and the granary.

I take the wheat in an underclothing.

- I fill my socks with wheat. - I won't force my advice on you.

You're old wnough to handle this.

- Don't beg us then. - Aren't you tired, Picin?

You're tired with functions, Picin. You bother people.

If you're tired, Ambroz will retake.

Ambroz, how much is a million and a million? C'mon. Hurry up, man.

How much is a million and a million?

Two millions.

You can be a chairman.

You'll get a handkerchief to christmas, let five shirts make from it.

- First they'll examine you, Sabatka. - I'm scared yet.

- Guns are sensitive matter. - What are you jabbering? What guns?

Don't be affraid, you'll remember. You couldn't find harness too.

People will tell you their viewpoint.

They won't let spit on their perspectives. By nobody.

Write to Kremlin you were elected our representative.

Ha!

- Ha! - Hu!

- Hu! - Hu!

Shut up.

Do you have a flask again?

Where were you since morning? Now you're going to job?

Have you brought straw to the cot?

You're drinking this sewage?

What have you stolen for Klara again?

What has had you in the pocket? Give it to me!

- Let go! - No.

- Give it here! -No. - Hold him! -No.

- Look, what the? - It is...

Did you take it from miss?

- Aaaah! - Give it to me!

Put it higher! Jump!

Give it to me!

- Give it to me! - Hop!

Did she have it under the belly or bellow the belly?

- Give it to me! - So that's why miss beats you over the mouth?

- Hop! - Catch!

Give it to me! Give it...

Hop!

- Go! Run! - What if it comes out? -It won't.

Fool, she's not allowed to beat you.

A woman is not allowed to beat a man.

And when you're holding a miss, fool, hold her. Don't let go.

You're fool. You! You are!

I'm not a fool. You are.

Bastard. Pig!

Pig!

You're a pig. You're a pig.

I'm not a pig.

Karel!

Sit down.

Hee-haw.

Do you want it? Sabatka is a fool. Barina too.

Does she pray at night?

- She's laying on the floor. - Lord...

Here.

Show me the rag.

There's nothing in the bed? Only planks?

Hee-haw.

The hell's on fire...

- Whoa! Good day. - Lord Jesus be praise.

Fifteen packs. Mixture.

It's freezing like a dog.

I'll take it away. We'll take it away.

Don't strain yourself, miss.

There are many sparrows here.

Many sparrows are here this year.

- It's too heavy for you, miss. - It was for Him too.

Have you found both horse-collars?

- Yes. - Did you put them together?

Yes, they're alright.

- Can I wash my hands? - Yes.

Last time a soap remained here.

- I've got a warm water. - That's cool.

You'll stay here. Batches are in a tub,

you'll carry them around, then you'll lock up everything.

- Yes. - Go fill up the fan with straw.

Don't give me clean always. I'll wipe myself into your towel.

Go fill up the fan with straw.

You're easily fooled. What are you playing with children?

Screw the bastards. Are you a fool?

- Did he get some drinks? - No. I was in the red barn.

It's filled with straw, but I saw your sledge there.

They put straw on them.

What do you need the horse-collars and horse sledge for, miss?

- Who does have the keys to our barn? - Picin.

In the office?

No, at home. From everything. He sleeps on them, jerk.

Are you going home? I'll take you.

No.

Filipa.

Filipa.

Lord Jesus Christ be praised.

- I need a key to a red barn, Filipa. - But...

I'll know him, he does have a big brass eye.

You know, we had two. Dad broke one.

Don't talk about him. Don't even pronounce him.

- What would you do in the red barn? - Picin is not at home?

Picin is not here, I am.

He didn't break the second key. Someone threw it away.

- Should I tell you about the red barn? -Filipa...

- You've got a fever. - What do you want in the barn?

- We've got a sledge there. - What?

Today he'll be born. I have to welcome him.

Like we always did.

Welcome?

You're all going.

Filipa will clean your shoes, warm up bricks into sheets,

so that your feet won't get cold.

And featherbeds and fur-coats and a shit with ring.

- He couldn't pray. - That's not true.

He couldn't say even Our Father. Leave the keys here.

- I'll pray for you, Filipa. - Give the key back! Do you hear?

He'll forgive you. He forgave everyone.

- Even to those on Golgota who stabbed his heart. -Picin!

Can't you hear him?

Come help me.

-Is that all you need, miss? -Yes.

Martin, go to his reverence. Tell him, I'll come to the midnight mass.

- What did she want from you? - Where are you flying to?

- What did she say? - Where are you hurrying to?

What are you going for?

- She'll go to the church. -Do you think? - Surely. -What?

- Don't step on me! - Nuns are terribly cunning.

Look at the sledge.

Oh yeah!

He's come, he's here.

Masses should be served only in the morning, not midnight.

Except that the electricity in the church is broken.

After that they'll suppose it somehow. Think about that.

We have to think about that.

We cannot sleep when he is born again.

- Yes. - He wants me to come.

Sister...

I'll try once more.

I have to tell the sacristian.

- Which one was it? - The one he sent.

Yes.

- Lord Jesus Christ be praised. - Forever.

Lord Jesus Christ be praised.

Good day.

With the right!

With the right!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Aaaah!

Blow your nose!

Ambroz!

Ambroz!

Ambroz!

Enough!

An animal has to eat as much until its stomach is full.

A man eats only that much what he has to.

Lord, let be praised by all your works

and let be praise by all your saints.

Praise the Lord, all nations.

Praise Him, all people.

For His grace is over us.

Faith of God longs forever.

Glory to the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, as was in the beginning

now and forever.

- Amen. - Amen.

Mother our Marry

be greeted, virgin Marry

Oh, queen

How are you graceful

Mother our Marry

Look upon us from the highnness

Oh, queen

- Upon sons and daughters of Eve - Grandma, come home!

Dad said you should come home.

Stand off! Do you hear?!

Disband it!

Don't go there.

Why are you standing here? Go home, please.

- I don't get you. - Picin, where are you going?

Martin!

Picin, are you going to carol?

Picin, what do you want from her?

What's your interest in her, Picin?

What are you doing here? Go home.

Are you waiting for a miracle? For miss making a miracle?

I don't get you.

Shut up!

Grandmas, you'll freeze.

- Don't call Grandmas anyone. - They're grandmas for him.

Don't think you can afford everything.

Go home, mothers. We'll put the sledge back to the barn.

You don't have to clean them. Go to bed or you'll catch a cold.

- Don't poke your nose into it. - Who are you touching?

You won't touch anyone. Grandma, don't be affraid.

- Go, go. - She won't touch anyone.

Don't let her touch anyone!

We could take the sledge in the morning, right? Screw it.

Leave it here. Do you need it?

It's not the sledge. It's the principle.

Is it a theatre here?

Don't flaunt, Picin.

Shut up.

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind?

- Are you out of your mind? - Come.

Let's go.

Be greeted, queen, mother of mercy,

life of sweetnes and our hope, be greeted.

We call to you, outcast sons of Eve

we groans to you crying in this...

Please the God for us!

Please the God for us!

Oh merciful, oh hospitable, oh most seet Virgin Marry.

Get up!

He's going to get a horse. You'll see he's going to.

Lord, have a mercy with us, Jesus, hear us.

Jesus, hear of us.

- Jesus, son of living God... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus, flash of the eternal fire... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus, king of glory... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus, son of justice... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus, father of the future age... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus most mighty... - Have a mercy with us.

- Prokop. - Prokop? -Prokop.

Plea for us.

- Jesus most obedient... - Have a mercy with us.

- She's got only sandals. - She's barefoot.

- She's barefoot. - She's got only sandals.

- Jesus, goodness infinite... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus, strength of martyrs... - Have a mercy with us.

- Jesus, loving ours - Have a ... -Where are you going?

You can't stuck the path which Lord opens.

- Jesus, zealot of souls... - Where are you leading them? -He's leading them.

- Jesus, example most precious... - Go back!

Why are you speaking to her, while she is praying?

- Shall we drag them away? - Don't be fool. -Don't be nuts.

-Bless us. -Bless us. -Bless us.

You can't bless, sister.

You're not allowed to give the holy blessing, sister.

Why are you so much affraid?

- Jesus, cleansity of virg... - She threw the sandals away.

- She's going completely bare. - Jesus, angels of the big council...

Sister, come to the church.

- Jesus be patient and merciful... - Have a mercy on us.

Come to the church. I'll serve the holy mass.

God awaits you in the temple.

- Jesus, holy temple of God... - Have a mercy on us.

Open up!

Open up!

Give tackles on our horses and scour them,

so that there is no dust grain in their culvers.

Don't you want rather to come home? You'll be laughed in the morning.

My house is only one.

And for deeds of mine Jesus shall judge me, whom I chose.

Jesus Christ chose us and not we him.

There always shall be keen interpreters of words and signs

to whom real sense of said and shown will remain hidden.

Drop your scourge.

I'm not allowed to come to my Lord through someone's pain.

Neither man's nor animal's.

Maybe it's time for us to hitch up too.

What if it isn't?

Who will hitch up, will unhitch.

Householder, shall we take the cows back too?

- You had one cow. - She had a calf.

- The calf's grown into heifer. - Wasn't it you who led her first

and put ribbons on her?

Bless our house.

God Father, Son and Holy Spirit bless this house.

- Bless my house too. - Our house too.

Virgin, so that I am healthy and strong.

It'll be a man like He's a man.

Barin's. Pump gun.

Second one. -I don't know her.

Third one.

Fourth.

A pump gun and normal pipe.

Comrades, they took a horse.

Sabatka, Barina, Skovajs and Vitasek. They've taken all horses.

- They broke the gate. - Whore! -Stop.

- You tore the gate as they did. - Stop it.

They'll go to the church.

- They take a sledge out of the barn. - Go!

- Picine! -Picine! - Picine! -Picine!

- Picin, start praying. - Come out, Picin!

- Come out, you mole! - We want to speak with you!

- Come out, bastard! - Go into the church -Hee-haw!

Picin, make up your pants, so that you're nice in a grave.

- Go! - Hee-haw!

He stopped ringing.

- Where is Filipa? - At home.

- She's laying, sick. - Why aren't there any lights?

She turned them off. So that everyone thinks she's not there.

- You weren't at us? - I put a tree to your door.

Ninth.

- I'll check it. I'll check it at home. - We'll be at the church.

Open up!

I don't want to go there, dad.

We're not going there, because we want to.

Open up!

Filipa, do you hear?

Filipa.

What's up, Punticek? What's with you?

Don't be affraid. It's only a little pine.

Filipa.

Are you sleeping?

Filipa.

Whoa!

Picin?

Silence!

Picin!

Don't be affraid, Sabatka.

Farmers are playing a circus, don't mind.

- Do you see the tree there, Picin? - Do you see the tree?

We see it, Sabata.

Someone is there.

Filipa?

Filipa. Filipa...

Filipa. Filipa...

Filipa...

You'll be beaten!

We'll beat a crap out of everyone!

- Aren't they behind the barn? - They ran away. They're gone.

- They're behind the barn for sure. - Karel, have a look there.

Here.

Run!

Is somebody there?

- Can you see someone there? - No. I can't.

- Who knows, where did he go. - He has to have crap in pants.

Hee-haw!

Too loud music and not too suitable song, dears,

can't please our Lord.

A joy can be expressed in all ways

which won't offense His face.

How do you know, daughter, what offenses our Lord

and what he accepts with pleasure?

I know it from Him.

- Filipa? - Who?

Filipa.

Do you want Anna to wash up Filipa?

Dress yourself.

So Filipa is finished.

Bullshit.

Always we who live are put to death for Jesus

so that His deadly torment is viewed on our mortal body.

old woman: Do you see the blood?

- He's got blood on his legs. - It's Jesus' blood.

We all have to show up before the judgment chair of Christ

so that we can accept the reward or the punishment for our deeds.

He won't forget to any of you no deed

which you have commit on any of those who he came to favour.

That's not in the Book.

There are things inside books and things outside books.

I'm present in Him and he is present in Me.

They'll die in the freeze. They'll let them die.

Her skin is smooth. She had calm death.

She slept when she died.

She wouldn't have such skin then.

Now she's in heaven, Picin. There was a hell at Konvalinka for her.

Now she's in the heaven.

You don't believe in it yet.

Now even the candles aren't lit

so they can have a calm way.

Why did they do the mass at midnight? Nobody tells us.

Poor one. She must feel sorry that she can't even wash the dishes.

Picin, do you want to keep Filipa over the tomorrow at home?

Leave me her at home, Gusta. Over the feast.

- What would you do here else? - How much do I owe you, Gusta?

You'll give it to me then, with the grave.

Good bye.

Christ!

Ring!

Where are you going?

Don't provoke them, Picin.

They've got guns, don't be nuts!

I won't provoke them. I'll kill them.

Your immorality is the worst of all.

You stretched your hands to Him from your bitch soul.

You made your face and scent for this night.

They say that your dressed up like a flapper under the robe.

Put your shoes on! And go!

Unhitch the horses!

Hold!

Hold!

Come a few steps closer.

- Picin! - Picin! -Picin!

Let me shoot him. Please let me kill him.

You won't do that.

Gladly. I'll kill you and let you lie here.

- They'll put you in a jail, fool. - Picin!

- What's up there, the black? - A raven.

- He would have to be like a horse. - A black rag then.

- Shouldn't we have a look there? - Finished.

Come, we don't have time for nonsense. Let's go!

subtitles by kostej (2009)