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Okay semuanya ngumpul-ngumpul..

This is our latest, very special exhibit where you'll

learn all about your favorite movies and actors.

Welcome to the magic of Hollywood!

Look at all this cool stuff!

Look up there!

It's E.T.!

Oh, and look at this one!

Keanu Reeves!

And you all know George Lucas, right?

I'd really like to go home, though.

Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit.

You can do it.

Can I at least have my cell phone?

Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to call for help.

Oh, and over here.

Oh, wow.

The most important figures in the exhibit.

Without them, there would be no Hollywood.

James and Henry!

Who?

Are you serious?

James and Henry?

Minions?

I know the Minions, but I've never seen, uh... James and Henry!

Yeah, never heard of them.

Me neither!

Wait, uh, this is insane!

James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever.

Not just Hollywood, they changed the world.

And their story is epic.

What's she talking about?

You know what?

Change of plans.

Everybody sit down now.

All of you come on, sit down.

Tommy, you two glasses, and Mr. Johnson and, and and, and you too Bubble Girl.

As you may know, throughout time, dozens of Minion tribes...

have been roaming our planet, searching for the perfect villain to serve.

Yeah!!!

And among them was a very special guy.

That's him right there, James.

He liked to draw, paint, but above all he loved

to invent stories and share them with his buddies.

The rest of his tribe, however, they were just interested in one thing.

To serve the most evil master they can find.

And this guy checked all the boxes.

Scary?

Check.

Burly?

Check.

Super mean?

Boom, boom, boom!

Double check.

Boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

He was a perfect ten.

Boom, boom, boom!

To show their new master how much they cared, the minions did everything for him.

But James wanted to go one step further...

...and create something truly wonderful for his master.

Huh?

What?

Hey!

The boss!

Hey!

Lucas!

Lucas!

Look!

That's it!

And it's us!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Hahaha!

Boom, boom, boom!

Oh, shoots!

You bastard!

Let's flick with it!

Oh!

Boom!

Boom!

God!

Listen, though.

I that's who you are!

And I killed it.

The minions were banished from the Cyclops'

island that day, and everyone was mad at James.

James, James, James!

Well, not everyone.

One other minion found it very funny.

Boop, boop, boop!

Ouch!

And that was Henry.

Fissa, dale, dale!

Fissa en la pota!

Dale!

Eh, James!

Va allora!

Fissa qua!

Si, si...

Uh-uh.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Hello!

Il est James.

Tapioca?

Tapioca.

Oh, hey!

C'est toi qui l'as sketch là?

Si.

Pouah, pouah, pouah!

C'est les topissimos!

Oh, oh!

J'ouvre mes bouquins d'historia!

Eh, oh!

D'alors!

Rolla, papillote!

Ah, oh, ok!

Si, si!

Si!

Blah!

And from that moment on, James and Henry were inseparable.

The best of friends, and by each other's side, no matter where they went...

...or who they worked for.

Their next master was extremely promising.

Very powerful, and more importantly, very evil.

And his book?

Oh, dear me!

It had some wicked spells in it!

Misha Stroganoff!

Oh!

Oh, la la la!

Quelle belle!

Boutros Latravinsky!

Brosov!

Brosov!

Si, scusa, scusa!

No tocov la bugiski!

No tocov!

Ok, ok!

No tocov!

No tocov!

Eh, beh, no, no!

Hey!

James!

James!

Come here!

Come here!

Luca!

Tochov la bugiski!

Luca!

Come here!

Come here!

Oh, bella la monstra!

Oh, et là!

Oh!

Bella!

Ahem!

L'etamamo!

L'etamami!

Bravo!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Ahhh!

Hi-yaa!ihenry!

On the plus side, James and Henry's friendship became stronger that day...

...even if it made some of the other minions unhappy.

Ahh!

Bravo, reggae!

eh!

Oh!

Oh,

this is Ed, by the way.

He's a friendly minion who likes to win a fight.

It was a bit hard of hearing.

So, they came up with a way of communicating with each other.

And so the minions went from one boss to the next.

And there were many.

But after a while, they couldn't find any more evil masters to serve.

For a very long time, the minions wandered about, tired, and losing hope.

And that very bossy minion there, that's Dick.

He barked at everyone to make camp for the night.

Now, because of their non-stop blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James

to go sleep away from everyone else as per usual.

Which was fine with them, as it meant they could stay up all night discussing the

meaning of life, the cosmos, their hopes, their dreams.

Oh, for her.

Baitousan!

Oh la la.

Malpally.

Thank you!

C'est la bellissime aux James.

Ah, et là c'est les dicks mais tu n'as pas la gousse.

Mite, honneur, mite, honneur, mite, honneur... Eh, oh!

Henry, James!

Sleeper!

Eh, Grandos!

Finissons les sleepers!

Palatino!

Go, go, go!

Eh, Henry!

Wake up!

De... de... de...

And with that, Dick lost his temper.

Again.

And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends.

Henry thought long and hard about Dick's remarks.

And decided to punch him.

But thankfully, Ed intervened.

Signed for his friend to calm down.

Breathe deeply.

And...

Punched Dick himself.

Well, this seemed like the breaking point.

But then, Dick saw something that would change the Minions' lives forever.

Code no 4

was invented by him.

And you!

Do you have any idea what you have done?

Stop!

Stop!

You've ruined everything!

It was the perfect scene, all that work, all that money, all that effort!

Get out of here!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You!

And you!

Definitely you!

Get out!

Out!

Out!

Out!

Let's go again!

Hey, boss.

We're out of film.

This is not going to go down well.

You tell that no-talent bum!

If he messes up again, he's fired!

And then send him a bottle of champagne because it's his birthday!

There he is!

Our favorite director!

Hello!

Hello, Mr. Bright.

Mr. Bright.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's see what you've done.

No!

Roll the scene.

Now.

We are so excited to see you.

Come on, let's go!

Just so you know, Mr. Bright, we had a small problem.

A problem?

It's just a puzzle for friends to solve.

Problems cost money.

Oh, well, this scene is terrible.

You will never work in this town again.

But we're sure you'll do great in any number of other towns.

Yeah.

Roll the scene, please, and thank you.

I know.

That's what I was trying to tell you.

What are those things?

Ah, they, uh... You changed the whole scene!

But I didn't change it!

Oh, boy, I did!

He's a genius!

What?

The scene.

It's great!

It's better than great?

I love it!

Those sickling children!

Oh, they're fantastic!

They have to be in every shot of the movie.

Uh, yeah!

Okay, absolutely!

I'm going to get my very good friends.

It's those, uh... What's their names?

Put them in the movie!

Sam?

Elwood?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Would you mind playing it?

All right.

Oh, that's the stuff, Frankie.

Ah, yes it is, Elwood.

Hey!

Hey!

Get me, Mike!

Faster!

Faster!

We need to find them!

Where are they?

Get out of the way!

Move it!

Move it!

Take the next right!

They could be on Sunset!

You guys fine?

Oh my god, my god!

First things first.

Who are you?

My name is Henry.

My name?

Your evil, dick!

Ah, that's the Heads.

I'm Peter!

My name is Ken!

Me, Alfonso!

I'm Patrick!

Patrick?

Carl, it's Max!

Now, if you don't mind... Is there a name I can just call all of you?

Uh...

Minions?

Look, Minions, my name is Max.

Hello Max!

Yeah!

Hi!

Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier.

So, I would like to work with you.

We should make movies!

Movies?

You don't know what movies are?

Movies are stories that play out right in front of you, and people love them,

and people love the people who make them!

Let's go with the story!

James, it's for you!

The story!

Movies?

For me?

Yes, James!

Yes!

Welcome to Fred Brothers Pictures, where we make all kinds of movies!

Hello, George!

Hey, Sam!

Perfect!

It is fantastic, okay?

Oh, it's exciting, isn't it?

Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm!

How about you, gentlemen?

Do you want to make movies, too?

Excellent!

Let's get to work!

So, I need you to act in a very simple scene.

You stay here, and I shall return.

Oh.

Okay, listen up!

So, here's the scene.

You see those large, heavily armed men?

They suspect you have killed their leader, and they want you dead!

Uh, Chris?

All right, I need you to really sell the drama!

You do a good job, and you're hired!

You fail, it's back to wandering the streets, scavenging for food.

Have fun with it!

Okay, ready!

Action!

Attack!

Here goes!

No, no, no!

Help!

Haddon.

Help!

I need this!

Help us!

Makubad!

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Ok, that was.

.. PERFECT!

Yes!

Brilliant!

Are you ready to become stars?

And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen?

The

world has never been a better place.

The economy is forever booming with no sign of slowing down, ever.

People have never been so happy and the future has never looked so bright.

Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, the new stars of the silver screen took the world

by storm and changed the face of the motion picture industry forever.

With movies like The Good, The Bad, and The Stupid.

Look behind you and then down.

And they came from the stars to hit you with a frying pan.

Part 4, Miami Beach.

The minions have become the kings of the box office.

And it seems like the public just can't get enough of them.

We spent weeks with the super mini sensations and

we're going to let you in on a few of their secrets.

Our boys have moved into a luxurious house in Beverly Hills.

Where they'll be able to enjoy a comfortably large game room.

And an equally comfortable gigantic sauna.

Their lives have changed since fame hit them.

They can't go anywhere without being recognized.

Haha!

Run boys, run!

Looks are everything in Tinseltown.

And the minions are always on the hunt for the hottest, most modern looks.

What trendsetters.

What fashion icons.

And not only that.

Now there's minions merchandise.

What will they think of next?

And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties like

the ones those party gentlemen are throwing.

Yes, the minions are on top of the world.

They truly have it all.

Thank

you, thank you, Tuna.

Good job, Comanachitan.

Loving it.

Haha!

See you, okay?

On it.

Kawasaki!

Vancom and Baird, Peter.

James, my boy, you have a real gift for filmmaking.

Ah, thank you.

Yeah, you have what it takes to become a director.

There could even be an Oscar in your future.

Oscar?

Kisaku?

Ah, it's an award given out to the best films and filmmakers.

Ah.

And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to...

...James!

Yeah!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

James?

James?

Are you all right, my friend?

Wait, wait, what's happening?

What is this?

I'll tell you what it is.

It's the future of cinema.

Everyone's doing it, Max.

From now on, our movies are going to happen.

We're going to have...

...sound!

Ah.

That right there, what I just said, that was sound.

Whoa!

I have a very good feeling about this.

Quiet, everyone.

Are you ready, Henry?

Ah, si, si, si.

This will be great.

Okay, we're recording.

And action.

You disappear from my life five years ago, and

now you think you can come waltzing back in?

Well, no.

No, I say!

Get lost, you handsome bastard!

Oh, Humphrey.

My mother warned me about men like you.

Mmm, buddy.

Pignata.

Carbonara.

Lasagna.

Mmm... What?

Mas?

What?

Stay with us, Arch.

We need you.

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Ah.

Yes, Arch?

Si!

Peckin' me.

Ah.

Ah.

Can I have a cup of coffee, please?

Tiny bit of milk.

Two sugars.

Thank you.

Bolzac!

This is a disaster!

We've lost millions!

You know who I blame?

Them!

Sadly, yes.

Get out of here!

But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor and we

hope we can still be friends who never speak to each other.

Leave!

And have a great life away from us.

Oh, no!

Plastic macadamia like a diamond!

Chupa-jumbo!

Mbappe le platini!

Get an Oscar!

O-Oscar?

James, you're never gonna win an Oscar.

You're done.

You're fired!

Goodbye, Ridley.

Goodbye, Max.

Auf Wiedersehen, Erich.

Bye-bye, Max.

Hasta la vista, Quentin.

Bye-bye, Max.

Goodbye, Steven.

Tschüss!

Ciao, Federico.

Bye-bye, Max.

Dick.

Max!

Henry, James.

Good luck, my friends.

Don't worry, boys.

It's just a minor setback.

Thank you.

You're going to be fine, James.

You're going to do great things.

Henry!

James!

Bye-bye, Max.

No, no, no!

Why?

Put the woman down!

Blabber and blabber.

Okay.

How's the body?

Put her down, put her down.

Victor, good night.

Good night, Peter.

Nick, good night.

Good night, Greg.

Good night, George.

Good night, Steven.

Good night, Bruno.

Good night, Julian.

Thomas, good night.

Good night, James.

Yurika!

Yurika!

Nevermind.

Cheers guys, for the good points.

And a lot of caramels too...

That's a story about a flock of chocolate minions who identified the yes and nos,

and operated the like plug-in tips and then used them to go a different route.

Glory hallelujah!

Booyah!

With monsters!

Yes, yes, yes!

What's going on?

Ah, look, look!

James punched the story and transformed it into a movie!

Movies?

I have no idea.

But...

James' real story was fantastic!

Minions don't make movies!

Pick up the big boss!

It's the hardest!

And help James!

I'm kidding!

This is the best big boss ever!

Big boss!

Oops, excuse me, Greg.

All good?

Hey, two macatou movies!

We fight!

Sever all!

Big boss, big boss, big boss!

Well, you know.

How's that going to end up?

Oh, it's so scary!

James, I love your movie!

Yes, it's clear this is a real movie!

...a passion project, and you need to make it, whatever challenges get in your way.

Yes, yes, but the most important thing... ...and the most important thing is advice.

Advice?

Yes, yes, but... Well, where do I start?

I mean...

...do you guys have film equipment?

Uh... no.

Ah, no film equipment.

Uh-huh.

A crew?

A crew?

No!

No crew either.

And you wrote a monster movie?

With a very big monster?

Yes, with a big kaiju!

And what are you going to use for your monster?

Uh... uh...

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Listen to me carefully.

What I'm going to tell you is very, very important.

So, if you want to make a fantasticious, very cool monster movie...

...you will need a fantasticious, very cool monster.

I can't really help you.

I know you can't help me with that, I'm afraid.

But I can give you this.

...and a camera!

Max, really?

It was a gift from my father.

My first camera.

I'm passing it on to you now.

I believe in you, James.

I know you'll do great.

And remember, a very cool monster movie needs a very cool monster!

Max, darling!

Come over here!

Good luck, guys!

But how did the kaijus get away?

Hey, Matisse, Matisse!

IT'S THE GAME OF THINGS!

Ed saves the day!

James is going to get his monster!

Oh, I'm happy you're happy!

Now do you mind if I go on with the story?

Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes.

Yes!

Please continue.

What about Dick and the other minions?

Did they find a new boss?

Oh, yes.

Well, I was getting to it.

Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission of every minion ever and find

their tribe the greatest, most evil master to serve.

Speak fast!

Speak fast!

Speak fast!

Speak fast!

Speak fast!

Speak fast!

Speak fast!

Attention!

Attention, earthlings!

Cease current activities and listen!

Kezako!

Boss!

I am Dort!

And I was sent here by the supreme high ruler to judge this pathetic planet!

Big boss?

But first, Dort needs to find loyal assistance.

Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship!

Do you want to serve, Dort?

Okay, let's go home.

You can do this kind of thing on your mom's weekend.

Oh, yes, and... Come on, please!

Leave me alone!

Guys, look at this winner!

Ah, thank you!

That's very kind!

Hmm, are you and your burly friends interested in

assisting Dort in a potentially dangerous mission?

Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit is talking to us!

Ha!

I can assure you that this is no costume!

Um, I mean... You know, it's dangerous to hang out here dressed as a tin can!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

A tin can wishes it were as tough as me!

So, there!

I sense you are preparing a hostile attack!

Please stop!

Oh, yeah?

Or what?

Why, you!

Now you've done it!

Dort was on a simple mission!

To decide whether or not Earth should be invaded!

And then you went and got all up in Dort's facial recognition sensors!

Dort has made his decision regarding the fate of this planet!

Dort is going to invade Earth and enslave humanity!

Oh ho ho ho!

Hey!

Hey!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Ah, greetings!

I am Dort!

Ah, hello, Dort!

I am Dick!

Salutations, Richard!

No, no, no!

The Dicks!

Hmm... Okay... Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission?

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Great!

Follow Dort back to Dort's secret lair!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Big pass!

Big pass!

Big pass!

Big pass!

Okay.

Mano, don't tipa Cleomide.

And Lee?

Si, si.

And?

Vamos!

Ahem.

Ahem.

Miso soup con gomae!

Yaki onigiri!

Luka!

Etaname!

Shizuki!

Natenobu!

Kaifuku!

...

... ... ... ... ... ...

...

... ...

...

... ... ...

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

...

...

Oh no, I feel like I've disappointed you in some way.

I'm so sorry, can I help?

Monsters?

You want big scary monsters?

You need monsters for your movie!

I know the perfect monsters for you!

I'll take you to them!

Fuck you!

Oh, by the way, I'm Gary Orcum Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

But my friends just call me Goomy for short.

Oh, so James!

Oh, James!

Rolls off the face tendrils.

James!

Is that Henry?

Hey, hello!

Henry!

Oh, I like it!

It sounds tough and rugged.

It's like, oh, look out!

Here comes Henry!

Is that Ed?

Ed!

Enchanté!

Oh man, he's gonna be...

It's gonna be so much fun!

Come on!

Come on!

Wipe your insolent feet before stepping into the lair of Dort.

Uh... Kamala lair?

Affirmative!

Everyone, file in!

Dort?

Where have you been?

Oh, Mrs. Konnikoff!

Yes, so sorry!

Uh, Dort had an important meeting.

But I come with good news.

Look what I found on my way back.

Those muffins you love!

I only like the blueberry ones!

Yes, you're in luck.

And I can only eat them with a glass of... ...milk?

...enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods.

What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman.

She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

As with our cat.

Uh, hello.

Sorry.

Whoops.

Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort's roommate, Floyd.

Uh, hello, Floyd.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, Dort.

Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, minion.

This is definitely a lair.

Oh, look out.

Pink.

Head.

Floyd.

Floyd?

No, Floyd.

Yeah, si, Floyd.

Capriski, la macedoine.

You foolish, naive minion.

You are actually standing in a very futuristic alien spaceship.

Made to look like a dingy apartment.

Very realistic, isn't it?

Even the weird smell.

That's all fake.

Impressive, I know.

Oh, shit.

Huh?

But, but...

But nothing.

No.

Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters.

To, uh, report back to his home planet.

Engaging in slamming mode.

Wow.

Okay, okay.

Calma, calma.

Hey, Vadiv.

Luca.

Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble.

Hi.

Fellas.

Wubble, wubble.

Wubble.

Wow, you're really into your art, James.

You're so passionate.

I think you're a genius.

Oh, thank you.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Ah, phew.

La partido.

Whoopsie.

Uh... Whoa!

Oh, look!

There it is!

Our destination!

Let's go, fellas!

Let's go, fellas!

Watch out!

Watch out!

Yes, yes.

Ah!

Olga, Olga, Olga.

What are you doing?

What are you doing, Dort?

Huh?

Shh!

Watch out!

Shh!

Attention!

Attention, minions and Floyd!

Dort has finally received his orders from the supreme high ruler.

It is time to officially invade Earth!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Hey, Dort!

Stop the noise!

Oh!

Oh, yes.

Oh, sorry.

My apologies.

With me.

Dort.

Dort.

Dort.

Dort.

Dort.

Dort.

Attention, people of Earth!

Dort is officially claiming your planet!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Yeah!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, wait a minute.

Hello there, little fella.

Dort meant your sandcastle no harm.

Hey, please stop your shovel attack.

Huh.

Cease immediately, or you will pay the price.

Oh!

Luka!

Luka, please!

Telepod!

Let's see how you fare against a similar attack, tiny insurgent.

Hey!

You!

In the robot suit!

No, no, no!

You can't kick that kid!

But...

he must be taught a lesson.

And also...

he started it.

You are not from around these parts, are you?

Well, no.

I originate from the planet Mettlar.

Hm?

Near the G-45T system.

Right.

I don't know where that is.

But, I am from a small town in Minnesota myself, so I understand the feeling of

being a stranger in the big city.

So, what you're saying is, I am now free to kick him.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

No, you can't.

No, no, no!

... Well, I should get a move on.

My friends and I are headed to a protest for women's rights.

Do you believe women and men are equal?

Why, yes, of course!

Oh, good!

In that you both now belong to the supreme ruler equally.

You're so funny and cute.

I mean, what you said.

What you said is... cute.

Pardon?

Come on, Debbie, we're gonna be late!

Did you say Dort was... Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Bye!

Don't kick children!

Uh, boss?

Minions, Dort is slightly postponing Earth's invasion.

Huh?

You heard me.

Follow Dort!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

James, you okay down there?

The entrance is straight ahead!

My friends!

Watch your step!

And here we are!

You're gonna love these gents!

We get them, and then we go to...

Hollywood!

Hollywood, yes sir!

To make your movie!

There they are!

Don't be scared, though.

They're such good guys.

Just try not to look too... delicious.

Hey, Goomy!

Thanks for the jailbreak!

Alright!

Where were we?

Howard and Phillips destroy world!

Yeah!

But wait!

I'm sorry.

Quick question.

I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first.

Is that okay?

Guys!

Guys!

We are not going to destroy the world, nor eat anyone in this room.

Are we clear?

Not really.

Destroying stuff is kind of our thing.

Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

No, all that stuff is over.

We are no longer evil.

We work in the motion picture industry.

See?

No worldwide destruction.

No devouring funny-looking yellow guys.

We're just going to help James here make his dreams come true.

Huh?

Oh, okay!

Wink, wink.

Got it.

Alright, we're in.

They're in!

Come on, let's go to Hollywood!

Hollywood!

Huh?

No, no, no, no!

James!

James!

C'est la loco!

Le monstre!

Bada!

Henry!

To le parano!

Stoppa, okay?

Me le manipula tout!

Si c'est stoppa, c'est me movie, okay?

Me movie!

Howard having super weird day!

Basta!

Basta!

Oh,

is this where you make movies?

Si!

Basta!

Catou!

Catou!

Cat!

You hear that, guys?

This is where it all happens!

Come here!

Come here!

La fruta bagasse!

Y pa-de-va!

La-la-ticole!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Holy wow!

Would you look at this!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Rosette la maïsse!

Pucca-pucca!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look!

This is great!

Huh?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Si!

Dada-.

Arrr!

Benatis frutara terra!

Gloria!

Oh James, you painted such a wonderful picture with your beautiful gibberish.

Ah, your movie is gonna be fantastic.

Isn't it, guys?

Ugghhh!

Who cares about the movie?!

I just wanna eat people, and chase people, and-Smoosh people with feet!

Exactly!

Smoosh!

Howard gets it!

Huh?

Get it?

Aaaa-ha-ha-ha!

OK.

Just a little moment!

Wait a moment, please.

You and you, a word?

We'll be right back.

Okay.

Gumi, what are we doing here?

Back in the good old days you were all about going from planet to planet,

obliterating everything in sight.

Now you want to make movies?

You've changed, man.

Howard, agree!

Guys, guys, guys, where's the trust?

Of course we're gonna destroy everything.

When those cameras start rolling, we're going to conjure Irene.

Irene?

Really?

Yes, Irene.

The eater of worlds herself.

We're gonna have our revenge, but we're gonna destroy everything on the planet.

Destroy!

Howard, stop!

Destroy?

Oh, hey, Henry, buddy!

James!

Get him!

James!

Huh?

Henry?

Henry!

Oh, hide him!

Hide him, quick!

Henry?

Huh?

Oh, hi, James!

No, there's no Henry here.

Uh, just us monsters, you know, talking about, uh, a friend of ours.

That would be great in your movie!

This is Irene.

Oh.

Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured.

The coolest monster ever, unleashed upon an unsuspecting world!

Oh, I promise you, James, you've never seen a monster like her!

Okay!

Vamos!

Vamos!

Okay, the big day has arrived!

And I have good news.

Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat.

Henry?

Yeah, yeah, Henry.

And he said he's sorry for being such a doink.

And also that the scene we're about to do, you know,

when Irene arrives, he thinks it's missing something.

Huh?

Besides us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

But Henry had a solution.

What if, when the monster first comes out, she eats a victim?

To let the audience know she means business.

And better yet, Henry has volunteered to play the part of the first sacrifice!

Henry, thank you!

Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

He's really getting into the part!

Aww.

Well, James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimothy, are you ready to start making your first move?

Si!

By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene?

This is your project.

I don't want to step on any toes.

No problemo!

¡Rumiosa!

¡Sono...

...Smoka!

Minions y Monstras!

Uno!

The end is finally here.

Earth is living its last moment.

The monsters are back...

...with a vengeance!

The time for Irene... ...has come on ya!

¡Ya se go!

¡Splitagen!

¡Carbonito!

¡Alea yacta es!

¡Mercurio!

¡Giulubidis!

¡Paramel!

¡Makiato!

¡Conceita!

¡Muy consumida!

¡Muy potente!

¡Irene!

¡Irene!

¡Guau!

¡Eres tan hermosa!

...beautiful, so big, so orange, so g-g-g-gooey!

Now feed, I read!

Feast on our modest offering, and go forth into the world!

Segura!

Segura, Henry!

...

Why help?

James!

No, no, stop!

Stop?

I'm not going to stop!

I've been waiting for this moment for eons!

Irene is going to devour you!

...for everything and everyone!

Nooooo!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

That was super fun.

What a perfect day this has been.

Thank you so much.

Oh, oh no!

No, no, no, thank you!

I really like you, Dort.

You're... you're not like the other men that I know.

Hmm, you mean Dort is not all about suppressing

feelings to avoid appearing vulnerable?

Well, yes, but more like with you, well, I feel respected and listened to.

Aww, Debbie!

...Dort.

Hey buddy-buddy!

Huh?

Oh my heavens!

Look at that thing!

Well, he's no match for my robot boyfriend!

Go get him, baby!

Oh, yes, yes, but that thing is... is huge!

Uh, I, um... mm, okay.

Dort?!

Dort!

Uh, uh... Buddies, Billy get out of Dort!

And you, help Henry!

Help Henry?

Yes, help Henry!

Help Henry!

Help Henry!

Help Henry!

Noooooooooooo!!

Did you

really wet the pants?

Yeah!

No, I didn't?

Harry will rip cred out of the I mean...

finish him!

Hmm... huh...ah...uh...?

Hmmmm... Thank

you for watching!

A little pause...

and we are back.

...

Huh?

What's happening?

Who dares?

... ...

Oh yeah?

Or else, moi!

... ... ... ... ...

... ...

Yes

indeed, the day and earth itself was saved.

All was right in the world.

And get this, Ed had never stopped filming.

And so, after months of hard work and with the help of all of his buddies,

James had made his dream come true.

He had done it.

He had finally made his movie.

And let me tell you, watching the movie play with a theater full of people,

there was truly nothing better.

Bravo!

I'm so proud of you, James!

Oh, thank you.

Fantastic work, Minions!

That was incredible!

Fun for the whole family!

And the evening just kept getting better and better.

Oh,

was it a glorious, beautiful moment that none of them would ever forget.

They had done it.

The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity.

And even though it took a long time and it wasn't always easy, they came out on top.

As a group.

As a tribe.

As friends.

Awww!

Yes!

Way to go, Minions!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha

ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

We love y'all!

See ya!