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Do you have your eyes on

me?

Doctor Art. Yo,

Dark, yeah. Hey, what's

the wind situation gonna be like for

tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

I don't know. What?

A lot of meteorologists. I'm just a high

school science teacher. All that stuff I

said about the monsoon season. Made

it up. What do

you mean made it up?I just wanted you to

get that rat built and get off this rock

and have us all rescued. OK.

Uh.

Alright, no worries. Get it?

I fell in love with the woman from

Australia. Right on the Internet.

We chatted with each other for about a

year, same of all my money, and I flew

down to Sydney. I shouldn't have used my

buddy next picture. OK, I admit that I've

said that. I've said that I would. Sorry

I I thought we were beyond that so it it

made no difference but that we really

connected. So I get to

Sydney and I. See

her and she looks so beautiful.

I took her out to the nicest restaurant I

could find. Sort of

a lobster.

And she freaking disappeared. Never came

back to the table.

They wouldn't even let me give the

lobster back.

That's not the worst part.

Not the worst part. The worst part is,

and I could have just hung out in Sydney

in the bar scene. You know what I did?

I booked an early flight

out Oceanic Flight 815. You

know what?

I, I would really love to feel sorry for

you, you know, but you know, take a look

around. Everybody on this beach.

Got a story just like yours? Think any of

us want to be here? I know nobody does.

I'm really sorry that I lied about the

winner.

It's OK. We're after

finished. We're getting out of here.

We're going to bring back out. You are. I

know you are. I know you are. And I am

going to be the first one on the beach

waving hello when you get there. Take

care.