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Love and Larceny

Sir!

Thanks, very kind...

- How is Madam? - Fine, thank you.

Come watch tv, this evening...

Thanks... My respects to Madam.

Annalisa...

Happy Birthday! Here's two apples.

Hurry up, it's ready: I made truffle rice.

We're making unreasonable expenses!

In reality, I only put one mushroom!

By the way, I saw a beautiful clip atthe jeweller.

that would be quite appropriate forthe little girl ofM. Oliviero. But way too expensive!

Even had some fake spangles?

Idiot! We can'tspend 15 000 liras.

And what ifwe sent him a telegram,

with all ourwishes for prosperity?

Ugly, old and twisted, she find herself an husband!

We're out ofluck!

But you must give him a gift, It's the daughterof your boss.

So he'll fire me! I's miserable wage anyway!

But yourjob is secure.

I know only one secure job.

I put a clean tablecloth and you drop wine!

Oh well, this is good fortune.

It amuse me to drop wine!

Never happy, my little darling...

Your little darling was living atthe Excelsior, in the apartment ofSoraya!

Let's talk aboutthis apartment!

If you don't mind?

Why does the uncle walk? Who knows!

Today, we hesitate to spend 15 000 liras.

Before, I'd give them as tips!

To the liftattendant, I know.

I'm saying this foryou, for us... In little time, we'd be rich.

All you'd only have to say is: Yes!

And all I'll tell you is: No!

Gerardo, if you love me, you have to forgive all that!

I won't live atthe Excelsior neitheratSoraya, neitherelsewhere!

Good grace, what did I do to deserve such a woman!

It's ringing.

Let it ring!

I would like to show you a piece of art.

Wait! I have my sickly mother.

To go see her, I sell this candelabrum. How beautiful!

Quite beautiful. No, really. Excuse me.

- Who was it? - No one...

Show me.

Solid silver!

I'm in need, if not... Just look at it.

What do you say?

What for?

I'm thinking forthis gift.

We have no idea where it's from!

Rest assured: It's the priest who gave itto me at my wedding.

Yes, I'm married. I have three kids and a sick mother.

Really depend ofthe price.

We can getto an agreement. See.

It's quite splendid! Itstill have the original stamp.

This mean nothing.

Are you an expert?

Much better! It's worth thirty thousand liras.

I'll let it go for 15 and that's it!

Fifteen? That's it: Insanity!

But it is solid silver!

Ok, give me ten thousands and I let it go.

Alright. You like it, we buy it and we stop arguing about it.

You're getting a good deal!

Oh well, it hurt me so, but I'm in need.

Oh, I regret, how awkward of me, Virgin Mary! Excuse-me!

Excuse-me! Very good, so I'll leave.

Are you in a hurry?

Yes, a little...

And? This candelabrum?

Which?

The gift from your priest?

It's rightthere.

You hear...

Madam is satisfied ofjust a package. I'm a little wary and suspicious.

I wantto see the candelabrum!

It's in the package.

- Watch what it is! - What's that?

Crook!

Calm down. Take outthis candelabrum and put it in it's place.

I must have slipped it in my pocket by mistake.

Ah, there it is!

Don'ttake itthe wrong way!

Of course not.

Here's the model.

This little game, we'd done itto me 50 years ago!

Now please! The sickly mother, the substitution.

Then, from 30 000, you drop itto 10! You think I'm a kid?

Don't accuse me! Here's your 10 000 liras.

And even the candelabrum!

I'm a family man.

This too is a lie! But you won't go to prison.

God bless you! No record!

Did you go to the U.S.A.?

There you may have no record, but here you do!

You don't have a trade, my friend! Believe me...

By chance, would you be from the police?

Annalisa! He take me fora policeman!

Howeverl know you.

You're not a cop and you know all those tricks.

Did we meet in jail?

Annalisa, coffee fortwo!

In what yearwere you in?

I got out in 1948... in 1952... and just now.

In 1953, were you in?

Me too!

- Regina Coeli? - 3rd block.

Like me. There also was Gloriapatri.

lfl remember!

Chinotto, you know him!

Oh yeah, he knew him.

I got it: You are Gerardo, the actor!

Took you long enough!

Why don't we hearabout you anymore?

You made frontpage on all the newspapers!

Ask my wife! Marriage = Prison.

Just my luck, I drop atGerardo the actor!

At another place, it would have been the same. Two sugars?

Cause you ignore yourtrade: As soon as you move, they catch you!

They caught you too!

Never. Me, the police, I smell them coming.

They exhale the same smell of moist a cell have.

You sniffit at once.

And in 1953, you didn'tsmell it coming?

In 1953, I didn't have this sense yet.

I was still playing comedy.

I was in search of my true artistic nature.

tourmented, hardheaded.

Modestly, I wasn't missing the success.

Nothing doing! Italy have contempt for it's childrens! InfrontGene Kelly...

everyone would have applauded.

To satisfy public's tastes.

I came to comedy.

"Darling, you please me..." Let me finish!

"I will gather foryou a bouquet ofstars..."

"I'll offer itto you!"

They are all friends.

Say boss, give us something to drink!

Give me credit or... go to hell!

Who doesn't drink with me is against me! Go ahead, maestro.

Thanks foryour kind reception.

Atthe general demand of a friend, who stayed home.

He made the right choice, this friend!

Here's anotherexcellent imitation of my repertoire.

Mime us the fish!

Coming back right away.

What a success! I warmed up the place.

They whistle ratherwell!

Common, laught, smile, encourage them!

Good luck, Annalisa...

I'll have my revenge, after.

You won't play anymore!

What? And my Hitler's parody?

Itstill works.

You see...

"Well, always a greatsuccess with this interpretation..."

You're done fortonight.

You don't appreciate it?

Let's find something else: My repertoire is quite vast.

The train from Bologna, the station master.

Bravo: Station master! Change work, believe me.

Tonight, you're done.

And sunday?

Difficult public: You risk having troubles.

What are you saying, it's a misunderstanding They whistle, cordially!

To settle the atmosphere, they would swear...

It was me!

I was quickly done! I'm still half naked!

He still throw me outthe door!

I saw... It's regretful.

Tonight, they were whistling alot! More than usual.

So, he paid for it...

Yes, since forever He've been an embarassement.

He's just jealous...

Just envying me! He fear my strong personality.

Let's go eat pizza.

You sprinkle it with salt and pepperand in 5 minutes you bring itto me.

Pardon?

Well yes, with salt and pepper, it's the same.

But bring it right away, I'm hungry.

Don't laught: He'll understand.

Always the same joker!

M. Gerardo, Rene was looking foryou.

He'll come back.

I'm not missing work: It's missing me!

Not recommandable, this Rene!

Why? He's a friend.

He like me, he already gave me two orthree roles.

I'm not hungry, I ate a toast, it filled me up.

Take something anyway. To keep me company.

To keep you company. Ceasar, a pizza.

- Asmall pizza. - Me too.

Two small pizzas...

Two beautiful pizzas!

Letsay, two normal pizzas.

Yes, the dramatic repertoire gives the greatestsatisfactions.

That is my way. I was perfect in Shakespeare:

Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear.

I must get back to it. The classics, modernized ifit must.

There! I'll imitate Wanda Osiris.

- You're crazy. - Why?

Cordero had such a success in spanish!

But he was, Spanish!

I have to talk to you.

Hello, Rene. Pardon, one moment.

- What is it? - Do you know bolognese slang?

Just like a Bolognese!

I have a role foryou.

Acomedy in dialect?

Almost. You say two slang words and you get 30 000 liras.

- You accept? - Wait a little...

Is it clean?

It's easy money: 30 000 in 10 minutes!

No risk?

What risk? You don't know nothing: Innocent!

Talk and you cash it in.

Here fora start.

Sorbole!

So what will you say?

"Sorbole! Tortellini!" etc. I speak it even betterthan italian!

See you tomorrow!

What did he want?

I lent him 10 000 liras. He gave them back.

- What is it? - Your pizza...

With the kind ofhungerl have? Bolognese Tortellini!

Did you understand ok?

Here's the pigeon. Go ahead!

OurChiefEngineer! How you doing? Had a good trip?

Not bad. And you, my dearCortina?

My compliments!

Adecoration without real merits.

Always modest, the son of Commander Borelli! M. Pizzolato.

Very honored. Excuse me.

Papa often praised you.

He knows me?

I've spoken about you to his father.

Let's go to the bar have a drink, Coca-Cola, beerorcoffee.

Coffee's life flowers, you can never refuse them.

Here we can speak freely.

So, this stock of fabrics, your fatherdid agreee?

"Sorbole!" What do you think Of course he agree!

I have the papers signed here. Everything is in order. Here's the estimate.

The assessment...

The budget from last year.

Everything is in order.

Nevercontroled.

A beer? A beer? Three beers!

I have full confidance, but I am meddlesome.

There is none more meddlesome than my father.

Imagine this brave man: Each morning, atsunrise,

he measure the order ofthe files on his desk.

And not only the files!

I'll tell you an anecdote. We were with...

You in a hurry...

Of course, I'm in a hurry!

I wentthis morning to the Ministry, the Prefecture, to the Police.

I mean atthe Alighting Express.

I take the plane for Palmi.

There is no airport!

He's always flying!

Here, no money.

No! Everything in due time, please.

Yoursecretary! She ask that you call

as soon as you getto youroffice.

Oh, yes! Janina.

- Atelephone... - It's overthere.

Overthere.

Are you hurt?

I'm so sorry! Wait, I'll clean this up.

And the stamped papers?

To establish the receipts in lawful order!

No need!

Yes. The Borelli, fatherand son want everything to be legal,

on stamped papers!

Where do they sell them?

Oh, overthere. I'll go, I'll leave everything here.

I'll wait foryou.

16 O'Clock 23...

You asked me?

16 O'Clock 23...

Mister Blanchi?

Figure it out foryourself.

From Bologna, just like me?

Yes, not far.

You're nice. Here!

Where is Lallo? M. Cortina is gone?

He wentto buy the stamped paper. He insisted.

Watch those samples.

Atthis moment, I start hearing a strange music,

increasing,

Asortof coucou,

like when you realize you've been comme quand on r? Alise

How much was there?

3 millions.

I've learned in court.

lfl ever find this Cortina... 3 millions, he usurped me!

You'll find him: The Ways ofthe Lord are limitless.

You're new here?

It's the firsttime.

Gerardo Latini, actor,

since childhood... What is it?

- Sardine oil. - On your head?

Ittonic.

You'll stain the bed.

It's yours. You were saying?

I began with my father: Following in his footsteps.

Same as me.

I came here on thursday to see the old man.

Family tradition!

And why are you here?

Always the same thing, they talked,

they call it a swindle.

- Calumny? - No, it's the truth!

Understood. And the atmosphere is good?

You can rest easy.

Pardon, a misplaced hair.

You're a nice guy!

There's only good people. Also, some personalities.

I'll do it.

Here's our friends.

Catania, Gloriapatri, I present you my friend,

an artist from the scene.

Gloriapatri, the ace ofthe clergy swingle.

A fine trade.

Back then! Now there's too many.

- You're an artist? - Modestly.

- Comedy ortragedy? - Everything...

Give us a sample.

Friends, an artist is among us encourage him! Come on here!

It was a difficult public, butthey couldn't leave.

I attacked with the finest of my repertoire:

The tirade of Antony, in Shakespeare.

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen!"

Me, born in Zagarolo.

Miseducated!

"I come to bury Caesar, notto praise him.

"The noble Brutus, Hath told you Caesarwas ambitious...

"lfit were so, it was a grievous fault,

"And grievously hath Caesar.

"answer'd it

"Here, under leave ofBrutus and the rest,? For Brutus is an honourable man;

"So are they all, all honorable men,?

"Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.

Who's dead?

One ofhis friends.

"He hath brought many captives home to Rome, Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill. Did this in Caesarseem ambitious?

"But Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man.

"He hath brought many captives home to Rome,

"Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in Caesarseem ambitious?

"When thatthe poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:"

Yourwife is in the visiting room.

I'm not here!

"And none so poorto do him reverence.

"O masters, ifl were disposed to stir Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage,

You sure look funny, you!

"I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts: I am no orator, as Brutus is;

"Forl have neitherwit, norwords, norworth,

"Action, nor utterance, northe powerofspeech,

You're ruining the effect!

"I tell you that which you yourselves do know;

"Show you sweetCaesar's wounds,

"poordumb mouths,

"And bid them speak for me: but were I Brutus, And Brutus Antony,

"there were an Antony Would ruffle up yourspirits,

"and put a tongue In every wound ofCaesar,

"thatshould move

"The stones ofRome

"to rise and mutiny."

I'm done.

This Brutus was a real bastard.

I improvised. I even restrained myself.

But I know how to be more agressive.

Good technique. What will you do, after?

I'd love to join together a few good elemtents.

Do you want us three?

Are you a comedian?

You should see him interpreting a priest.

It's a differentstyle To each his own.

No, listen to me: Prison gives you ideas.

In a month, it's amnesty.

Let's keep in touch Pleasure, Stabat Mater.

No. Gloriapatri.

Hello. Don't let anyone come out.

Hello, artist!

Send us a postcard!

Come back, will keep your place warm!

Atthe theatre, I was looking forAnnalisa:

She was on tour, in the south ofltaly, in Bari.

To join her, I would have to find the money to travel.

10 000 liras.

Atthe artist's restaurant, I had friends.

Some owed me money: Could they refuse me?

Indeed...

How you doing?

Gerardo! Been a yearwe haven'tseen you.

I was on tour in Switzerland.

In Switzerland? How was it?

Hospital country, highercivilization, strong currency.

And the women... The Women!

They love the italian man, they run after him!

Different mindset! Nordic manners. No prejudice.

Do they eat cream salad?

Ignorant! We eat a la carte: International cuisine!

You can't understand! Tell me.

I'm flat broke!

You're all deadbeats! Deadbeats!

- Where did he go? - In jail!

Lend me 10 000 liras.

Where will I take them?

Don'tscream! Give me credittonight.

- It's not a good time! - Don't you trust me?

I have 34 credit accounts and the boss deduce them from my salary.

I am not Don Bosco!

You're a skinflint, a niggard!

True friends, we only find them in prison.

Chinotto told me: Rememberthat my house is always open.

Won't need more to eat forsix than we do forseven.

De Rosa is here? Chinotto?

Pappa won't be here, nottoday, nottomorrow.

- What you want ofhim? - Nothing, nothing...

Passing by, I was telling myself...

No matter. There's no one.

Go see grandma, you annoy me!

Withoutthe uniform you're unrecognizable!

What's in your head: Sardine oil?

No, it's French hairwax!

Betterthan sardine!

My friend Gerardo. I meet him...

Where could you have meet him? AtCapri?

My wife...

The grandma doesn'tsay anything: She's deaf-mute!

Come in, let's talk business.

- You eat with us! - I don't wantto bother...

- An aperitif? - Can't refuse it.

- Come to the living room. - There is another room?

No, it's right here.

Sit, get confortable.

Did you think about my proposition?

I'm thinking...

Listen: You, with your physique, me, with my intelligence.

we could make a fortune!

You will be able to afford a home like this one:

Antique furtinute, of great value.

M. Gerardo, will you excuse me,

I took you fora policeman!

You heard? They won't arrest you no more!

Cheers!

Cheers, madam.

She's deaf as a post.

To your future!

Betteryet, to ourassociation.

And so I became allied with Chinotto. In fact, it was like playing comedy.

Interpreting a new characterat each turns: It was an art!

Those shoes are elegant double bottom, hand sewed.

- 14 000 liras. - It's cheap!

Let's look in the mirror.

They suit you to charm. You have a fine foot, distinguished.

Splendid!

They do look a bittoo black, a little dark.

With yoursunglasses.

No, objectively.

See them in the daylight.

They definetely are... dark!

How much does this cost?

20 liras.

I wouldn't wantto be in his place when he catch him!

Me either.

We're not only making a living out ofshoes.

And the tomatoes were too much of a reminderof my actor's career.

At christmas, we moved to a more profitable activity...

and absolutely legal.

Chinotto was an authentic son of a convict.

I wasn't, but was it my fault?

In there.

Thank you, children. No panic. Thank you forthe prisoners.

A little latecomer 50 liras only.

Ask a little more to your mamma!

Let's leave, Chinotto!

We never rest.

We even worked at breakfast hour.

Desert? Saint-honor? Cake?

No, bring me a coffee and the bill.

Attilio, help me. Bring him. Music, music!

It's nothing, just feeble, it will pass.

Those awful mushrooms!

No! Milk give me nausea.

Bring me to the hospital! I wantto see mamma!

Jean, Joseph, Pascal, my children.

It's your fault!

But I controled the mushrooms.

Controled. DearGod, he's dying!

I want a priest. A priest!

Who's calling a doctor? l, doctor! Show patient. Quickly!

No lose head. Me, examine.

Unhook: First precaution!

These mushrooms are poisonous?

"Ovulus" very poisonous! "Ovus micidialis!" Quick, some air!

Milk! Milk, perfect antidote.

You, quick pills take. Quick, heal.

Not pour milk. Entire oesophagus must circulate! Spasm already past.

Me, happy with patient. Where telephone, please?

Doctor, no! What will you do?

Me, right away declare. Me, well know. Me, study.

Italian law: Denounce all poisoning Service Hygiene.

I beg you! Don't ruin me! This won't happen again.

Care who? Only autority decide.

Don't have us closed: It would be a pity. I'm dispose to do anything.

Me hope not understand. Attemptto corrupt?

Not corruption: Justturn a blind eye.

Turn a blind eye? L, Polish. No speak italiani.

Explain to me by gesticulations, language latin.

Precision: You offer money, yes... Alot.

Alot, no. A fairamount.

Autority will decide fair.

I love the Polish.

Don'ttalk with your hands.

A poison, yourdamned pills! Who gave them to you?

The veterinarian! The pharmacist, really!

Sufferquietly: I'm counting.

I wantthe priest and mamma And my childrens...

I wantthe priest!

Chinotto was sick for 8 days.

Notto feel idle, I interpreted my first great role.

I would like some cakes.

- How many? - I would need... thirty-six.

An assortment?

Yes. With a dozen on the side.

12 on one side, 24 on the other.

There: 36 for 30, fairand square, I have the exactsum.

Can you keep everything I'm coming right back.

Pardon, how much forthis ring, in the glass window?

Which one?

The one with the brilliances. The price only, cause ifit's too expensive.

It's a deal: 40 000 liras.

Are you looking forsomething cheaper?

- This one cost 27 000 liras. - Still too much!

A beautiful gem! It's worth twice as much atthe jeweller.

I know.

Is it foryour bride?

You'll be quite successful.

Really, I can't, I'm a working man.

It's a beauty! For 24 000, you let it go?

But I can't...

So, twenty-four, twenty-five?

Alright, because it is you.

Ok. Do you know the bakers there?

Madam Turchini?

She owe me 36 000 liras fora repair.

She'll pay me tomorrow, she didn't have the change.

Ok, see you tomorrow.

No, the ring, I must offer ittoday. It's her birthday.

Tell me, what is your name?

M. Augusta, how very pretty!

Remind me of pappa.

So, the bakerwill refund you. Come with me.

24 out ofthe 36, You'll give them to M. Augusta.

I'll take the rest late.

I'll bring them right away.

No need to hurry!

Fine.

You see? It's in order.

Wait, don't you want a box?

No, I'm in a hurry, it's perfect. Thanks and see you.

Young man, you can't park here.

I've seen. I stayed just a minute.

Are you from the country?

Of course! Catania.

I swear, just a minute?

You have my word As a Sicilian!

So leave quickly my friend.

Say hello to the people!

It was my first romantic exploit.

Annalisa returned, I offered her the ring of 18 cakes.

Pardon, of 18 carats.

Splendid! That's outrageous.

Nah, it's nothing!

With a gem that big?

Seems almost real.

It's a fake: 3 000 liras.

And you offer me a fake?

You are never happy: It's eithertoo much or not enought!

Give it back and let's leave it atthat.

Listen...

I like honesty. What have you done during all this time?

I worked. Renew my reportoire!

I play all the roles: I have a good company.

What is this "good" company?

You know Maestro De Rosa.

Maestro? He's named Chinotto: Condemned forswindling.

I'm informed.

My God, what loudmouth in this surrounding, so careless!

Gerardo, what if you were working... as a salesman?

Working, in whatsense?

Do you wantto marry me, yes or no?

Watch Pulcinella... Cute!

Adorable!

If you don't wantto marry me, say it!

Of course I want! Not right now. Watch Pulcinella.

They're stunning the devil.

We'll have children.

Surely. So what?

I don't wantto tell my son: Your father is in prison.

Stop being an idiot, orelse...

Why explain everything to the children?

They are little. No need to say anything.

Do you think I can find work so easily?

I have the friend of my fatherwho own a market. He'll help us.

You see, one ofthese days...

Not one ofthese days: Tomorrow.

- Tomorrow? - Yes, of course, you don't laught anymore?

Watch, The devil stun Pulcinella!

Annalisa forced me to this friend ofher father.

I had the impression of going to the dentist with my mother.

So many young people are sad when they are told:

"We're not hiring. Come again at anothertime".

I was sad atthe opposite.

You'll starttomorrow.

Thank you. I'm really lucky!

Naturelly, you will be hired on a trial basis.

You will earn... 30 000 liras.

Per month? You hear, Annalisa: Per month!

Oh sorry, can we glue it back? I dropped it.

Because you are introduced by the daughterof a friend,

yourwage could increase: Forty, fifty.

Always per month? Annalisa, It's unhoped for! A benefactor.

What did I do?

This do break, if you make it drop!

I am a little nervous...

It's a delicate work. It require alot of attention!

The raise depend on youroutput.

Do you have a tic?

No, why? Would I have a tic?

No, notthat I know!

Well, as we say in Naples: No one is born a scientist.

Considering how I value your father...

No! With you, I will go bankrupt in 3 days!

Is it my fault?

No, butthis work ain't foryou.

It's not meant for him!

I'm sorry...

Maybe in the administration.

Perfect, in the Administration! No, enough. How akward!

Do notshow yourself!

Yes, I went a bittoo far! I lostthe position

and also Annalisa! But I chose my way: The Aurelia way.

Thank you. Drive safe!

Acyclist crashed on me. I'm laughting.

You're giving me a ticket. And you tell me: Drive safe!

So, you paying?

Make them pay, but be careful.

We paying?

No, I did signal!

It's you thatseen nothing!

I'm not blind! No signal: 10 000 liras.

Ok, letsay 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

I am not paying Write me yourticket.

This would end up in court! Let's just write a simple ticket.

Fora no-parking zone, 2 000 liras.

Here.

The lady is more reasonable!

There, move along! And learn the code, young man!

Stop those cars! I wantthem!

I have nothing on me. And don't insist oryou'll lose your position.

Pay 20 000 liras, all included.

I will see yourcommander and I'll have you revoked

Then, I will charge.

And I will make a report.

If you knew who I was, you'd give up.

Ettoi, si tu savais qui je suis...

With the fines, I offered myself a car. I was working in Milan.

Great city, Milan!

"Who disavows Milan, refuses it's bread!"

Chinotto, watch.

Lallo Cortina! The one thatswindle you!

Lallo seemed idle and, in ourtrade,

It's a sign that we're working hard.

The chewing-gum, the girl taking cover:

Ajeweler not faraway.

- Wait here. - Where you going?

I'll try to possess him.

Hold the girl, by all means.

No doubt: Lallo was playing a game known to all,

exceptthe jewellers!

Those are high quality jewels, but I can show you even better.

Do you like this necklace?

- How much? - 8 millions.

No, that's excessive.

It's difficultthese days to find a woman that is worth 8 millions.

Everything depend on the lady...

Agem is missing!

Agem worth 2 millions.

And you tell this to me?

You and me, we're alone, understand me.

So you suspect me? No! No! You suspect me!

Go call the police!

I wantto get atthe bottom ofthis! Search me...

Undress me! See me naked!

So I undress here?

Where, then? Miss, call the police! We'll see me naked!

Are you one-eyed?

I am confused.

Watch what you've done!

Now, we must remove the stain.

I will do it.

Let me do it! It's just a little coffee.

- Don't leave like, my pretty one! - I'll get it cleaned.

Milk!

- No milk! - I will pay.

I must go.

Listen, wait! It's stained!

Let me go orl'll bite!

One moment! Don't go out with this stain!

It's mostly on the back!

You desire something?

A bracelet fora watch.

- Did we help you? - Yes, someone's helped already.

Excuse-me. I was the victim of a theft.

Important?

Yes. Agem of 2 millions.

Thanks alot.

- This one, how much? - 800 liras.

Here.

Aserious house would not allow itself?

Be indulgent: The evidence.

The evidence is that I do not have this gem!

Learn how to distinguish a client from a thief!

I swearl won't everset foot again in this place!

Is that understood?

Let me go! Will you leave me alone?

Mamma mia! He is crazy!

Leave me be... Go away!

Finally you're here! She hit pretty hard. So you did yourtrick?

Whattrick? I earned 2 millions. You like it?

So we share.

What? It's a gift!

It wasn'tthere? Poorthing, I'm not a sap!

Maybe. I searched everywhere, I'd have found it!

It was there. Only an idiot like you couldn'tsee it.

The idiot is you. Where did you stick it?

On the rightside, underthe counter: I told you so.

- You deserve to be slapped! - Try if you dare!

Don't hold it against me. But we don'ttreat a pretty woman that way.

What do you want?

The Miss is right The gem was notthere!

What gem? Pardon, who are you?

Come on, remember: the son ofthe bolognese industrialist...

The meeting atthe station, the 3 millions briefcase. You remember?

The station... The friend ofRen??

Bravo! The friend Ren? exactly!

Excuse me, let me introduce myself, Gerardo Latini.

Butsimply call me Gerardo.

Butthis gem?

I told you it wasn't where you left it.

Why?

Because it's the son ofthe bolognese industrialist who took it,

the friend ofRen? Or betteryet, the undersigned.

How did you do it?

Rememberour pact: Neverto ask questions!

So, do not ask any questions. The gem, I have it, I keep it.

It's theft!

Not, a weak compensation for my 4 months in prison?

4 months that I done because of you!

Alright? If not, we go to the police make a report.

No police. No report.

With types like you,

I don't even wantto soil my hands!

Not even!

Helena, allons...

You're coming?

Alot ofthings! My respects...

You were talking of prison.

Futilities! In life, we need experiences.

Do you know what prison is?

In reality, not yet. But my father knew.

Clean slate!

See you this evening? The friends of my enemies are my friends. Gerardo Latini.

In life, to each his destiny. I've only known crooks.

I saw the first one at birth. He was there, smiling.

Who was it?

My father.

And as girls resemble their father, I lived from swindles.

And you mother?

It was worst. Butstill, I would love to meet a fine man,

even a strangerthat would offer me a different life.

Well, you've found him! I am not a stranger...

But honest, in all modesty!

By the way, darling, how much does Cortina owe you?

45% ofthe benefits.

With me, you'll have to contend with... 30% my love.

Letsay 40%, precious?

Alright, babe...

35%.

I wasn't easy to get rid of a friend whom, beyond this,

consider himself your maestro.

Even with diplomacy, it was like saying: I don't need you no more.

Henceforth, I will work with Helena. Good-bye!

Are you leaving?

My best wishes be with you!

But you could have been honest, instead oftaking French leave.

Are you making a scene?

Would you think! We're not married.

All my wishes...

Whatshould I say to Annalisa?

That I'm doing well...

Turn offthe light and pay your due!

Helena had the merits of a woman we do not love...

Pretty, without prejudice, no a worry with wedding.

And my work was finally bring me success!

they were starting to applaud!

Did you read the paper:

"Daring scam at a Milanese furrier.

"Astrangercalling him Bazzoni the industrialist

"paid by cheque 2 furs of 6 millions."

Thatskinflint, to buy 6 millions in furs!

Ain'tthat funny, and ifthe cheque had been paid!

The guy is very good. 6 millions, it's alot!

To swindle your next ofkin, you need: Precision, cold blood

and psychology!

It's a genious... an artist!

In out line ofwork, he was one of a kind!

Youropinion, maestro?

Perhaps I'm old fashioned, but to be, honesty always remain

the main quality and, all things equal, also the most profitable!

Oh yeah, honesty...

Make apology!

Where's you bracelet?

It's rightthere. It was bothering me.

What? 2 millions was bothering you!

A beautiful bracelet! Do you mind, maestro?

- Do you like it, darling? - Not bad!

Please, I offer itto you.

One moment! He belong to Doris.

Forthe time being, it's a project. When I can...

lfit interest you, it worth 2 millions.

The price's nothing. I was only wondering...

Do you know that Lorenzoni will provide forall the army.

How did he do it?

That lucky devil...

He just found the right entrance!

With this, he will be able to rest forthe rest ofhis days!

Businessman?

Yes. Rebuschini: Wines, oils, pastas.

Allow me, here's my card.

Thank you. Here's mine. We'll see one anotheragain.

I travel alot, so we'll become old friends.

See you soon, my friend. I will send you the project.

And rest easy, I tell you...

The deal is foryou, ok

You're quite sympathetic to me.

Gerardo! I got yourword from jail. Here I am.

What a lovely overcoat!

- What are you doing? Are you insane! - Insane? Didn't you write me!

And you come here! I was studying an affair: You wreck everything!

Ours is of great importance. I spotted the corner...

- You've found the church? - Yes.

No familiarity...

Here, my good man. Peace be with you!

By the way, I must buy...

the stole...

...move the bicycle from my aunt,

...get myselfshaved and ordersome flowers.

All this misery!

Life's hard!

And I gotto eat...

Forthe bride?

I took the measurement on one ofher rings. So here's forthe two rings.

Splendid, my compliments!

Aconnoisseurchoice, it's quite beautiful!

Quite expensive, too. Still, one must hold his promesses.

Maybe you don't believe in happiness?

Before, I too was sceptic.

But when Anne, my bride, was close to...

A lethargic encephalitis... But let's change subject!

I made a promess the Madone a great gesture once she heal.

You can't understand.

I understand you, sir.

I too had a dear friend who was greatly afflicted.

What's the day?

Saturday 28.

Here's foryou: 2 millions 750 thousands.

Whatshould I engrave?

Ourtwo first names, Anna and Stephano.

And the wedding date.

Will you deliveron time, tomorrow morning? It's important!

I will go myself to the church ofthe Capucines...

quite out ofsight, that church!

Well, I hate publicity.

I forgot. Afterthe ceremony, we will receive atthe Excelsior.

Intimate reunion, between friends. Do you wantto join us?

Too kind.

I'm flattered. Wedding in full dress tails?

No! I had to argue against my inlaws, but I won.

Too bad, I neverweartails.

Just come in tails then! Arividerchi.

Ademain. And thanks forchosing us!

Stephano Loy, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Anna Romani, according to the rite of our Holy...

...the Catholic Church? Anna Romani, do you take

this man to be your lawfully wedded husband... - Your name? -

...Stephano Loy, according to the rite of the Catholic Church?

"Ego conjungo vos in matrimonio, in nomine..."

My God, are you ugly!

- My best wishes. - Thank you.

Thanks, friends.

Come, M. Wurstel...

Here, Father, my modest offering to the Madone.

Very well, my son. What a splendor!

In my church, so very poor, a jewel so precious!

It's the intention that count...

Exact! "Et pauperi porrige manum tuam ut perficiatur..."

My dear, let's leave!

Common, dear. Ourwill is accomplished.

Excuse me. This jewel was paid by cheque. I will cash ittomorrow.

I'm not worried, especially with M. Loy.

But it's ourjob, we never know.

I understand, don't fear, my son.

The jewel stays here, and will be guarded by the Madone.

If everyou have any troubles, you come back.

Give Caesar What Belongs to Caesar.

Anna. My daughter.

Don't cry!

Go away! Ah, those mothers...

Beautiful wedding, was it not?

Are you motorized?

Yes. May I bring back anyone?

No, thanks. We shall meet atthe Excelsior.

Father, hurry! Father.

Hurry up!

Isn'tthis church unused?

Naturally, only the jewelerwentto the Excelsior. We wentto Rome.

I wanted to see my ex-professor and friend again...

Pappa's here?

Pappa won't be here, nottoday, nottomorrow.

It really was true. He was waiting foramnesty.

However frequentthey are here.

So I decided to help his wife; who refused, to my surprise.

Discrete, I couldn'ttell him that my money,

like his, came from the Bank ofVices!

I leftthe sum to the son ofthe previous amnesty.

He was 6 years old: The age ofhis first college fund.

I search fora man, I look foran husband...

I dream of a man, of a lovertoo.

I want him virile, gorgeous, strong and bold!

I search fora man, I look fora beautiful love.

I want a man, yes, yes!

Who understand me and who's more rich than Ali!

I'm looking fora young man but...

No matterthe age. lfhe offer me happiness!

You leaving?

lfl displease you, see the dancers

In my opinion, It's the operator he likes!

I want a man, yes, yes!

Who understand me and who's more rich than Ali!

I'm looking fora young man but...

No matterthe age. lfhe offer me happiness!

Oh the beautiful car! You see this, Annalisa?

Who it belong to? To the Shah ofPersia?

Please.

- Hello, Isoline. - Ah, you're back.

I was traveling away.

I wouldn't wantto disturb you. Butto eat alone

makes me uneasy.

Betteralone than badly accompanied.

That's right. Butthis boy's here, we can'tthrow him out.

Show yourself a little. A beautiful specimen. Stay put.

Who's this? You know him?

By sight. He's going.

But careful with yourgolden watch, darling.

Ah, little kisses...

You're spending forthis microbe.

Stay calm! He's nervous and fidgets!

Calm down. Drink a little.

So, tell me, are we getting married?

We will get married.

And you love him, this washout?

He offer me what I want: A home, kids...

He even knows how to make kids? Complete, perfect!

Letsee... Stomach acidity, light myopia: Accountant!

All dressed up. Yourelbow?

Leave! We wish to be alone!

Too bad! I had brought a small present.

Loweryour paws, accountant!

Look, we're asking foryou.

Spiritual! Take it as a wedding gift!

- No, give itto another! - Alright.

My hat.

Of course, I'll give itto another! That's nottoo difficult.

Gemma, do you want it, this little fur?

Here. Wait a second.

That's your last word?

A pizza!

Bon Appetitto!

Here.

Tell Gemma I'll take back the fur tomorrow.

I can't waitto take you away from this milieu!

And so do I!

Don't worry about it: 3 or4 years from now...

3 or4 years?

You told me come spring!

Yes, but by both keeping on working forsome times,

we will have our house.

Here. I made the maths.

You made them without me!

Yes, I did it all alone.

You, give me back this coat!

It's mine!

Show how little you know him, cutie

Notthe slightest.

As expected, between the furand the accountant with the facies of a cretin,

Annalisa chose the fur.

Certain thatshe'd return to me, I started working again.

Egg pastas?

Again?

Is it here?

No! You are calling the General Mesci.

You swearthat your friend, the general Mesci,

have saved me the merchandise?

Not at all! Ge-Ge, I mean the general,

Told me thatthis offer is beneficial foraviation?

It is! And yourgeneral is fully aware that MrGalvani,

who own the market until now,

had the pastas sold 1234 liras the case, only that!

As for myself, the same case, I sell it,

1225 liras.

With the difference that instead ofsoft wheat pastas,

I give egg pastes!

No one is honest!

And the army would save millions!

And you would make one hell of a deal.

You are keen! But I do not fool around.

By the way, tell me.

The general Mesci, is he in love with you?

How dare you?

What do you take me for?

Our love, sadly, is without hope. Ge-Ge is married.

Please Miss, be honest

Is itto say?

It's a great business opportunity...

I do not understand.

You understand me quite well I think!

A man in love refuse nothing! I have the experience.

So many concessions I made for Doris, my ex-girlfriend.

This bracelet, do you remember?

lfthe general Mesci let me have the market, it is yours.

Not bad? I paid it 2 millions, cash!

Doris had great fortune, when she worn it.

And now?

The idiot prefered an operetta general!

But, I took back everything...

even herclothes! Too bad for her.

So, Miss, will we "collaborate".

General, a worker from the telephone company.

Good. Call Madam.

Pardon, my general.

The head office indicate that your number is having problems.

- That's right - May I have a look?

Please.

I was going to call you.

Since this morning, they ask us

foregg pastas!

Must be the selector. Allow me to check your phone.

It always worked well.

How many do you have?

One in the bedroom. Fourtotal.

It's too many. We'll have to change the relay, the line is overloaded.

Of course! Yourson even asked forone close to his bed.

It's yourson too.

I'll call the head office.

Here, Rebuschini Adolpho. I am atGeneral Mesci.

What? The line is failing at an egg pastas salesman too?

Ok, call me back. I'm hanging up.

Here's ourslave labourer, who got a phone

connected close to his bed!

Not even able to rise up anymore!

He mustsave his energy.

- Whattime is it? - 16 h 25.

Ge-Ge must have finished his siesta. Call him.

I don't know him...

Can't be me. There's his wife...

Ask to talk to him, I'll do the rest.

Wait a moment.

General Mesci.

Speaking? Here, Rebuschini. Excuse, my general.

One of ourcommon friend. Miss

Lattanzi talk to you about me, forthe merchandise.

Yes, egg pastas.

Mr. Frassinelli, the director.

Ok. Tomorrow, 9 O'Clock, I'm atthe office

and I'll prepare the proposal forthe merchandise.

In the name ofRebuschini, forthe general Mesci.

Please, Ge-Ge, try and help him.

You'd do me a personal favor.

Thank you, Excellence. Yes, tomorrow, 9:00, atthe Ministry.

See you tomorrow, my general.

You see? It's done.

So, I'll take care of everything. Also yes, it's the Administration.

Fora relay, you need official papers. I'll have you sign them tomorrow.

Ok, be as quick as possible.

lfl want, tomorrow morning.

But do not worry, Rebuschini's will take care ofit.

And you... tell me...

- You... - What do you want? You know me?

No, I'm saying... This costume, you bought it? It look good!

Do you think they give them to us?

Could we have some?

Of course.

The day you decide to work, you'll have one.

Ain't itso, my general?

Bravo, Rebuschini!

Whatshould I give to the general?

Nothing, never! Make a donation to FatherGerardo instead...

Who is it?

He's in charge ofthe assistance to needy families of aviators.

Ge-Ge hold him in high regard.

I'll give whateveryou say. How much?

Asupplieronce gave 5 millions.

Greedy, this Gerardo!

Rubber-cheque!

Mines are always good.

Undoubtedly. But considering the precedent, take my tip.

Tomorrow, bring cash... You will be welcome.

For me, it's all the same. But I want a signed paper.

I am wary even of generals.

That's fair, butGe-Ge is not a general like any others.

Goodbye and thanks again.

I got hergood!

Where are you going?

I'll go steal the plans forthe atom bomb. Common, don't you see.

I'm here fora repair.

Hello aviator! Halfturn, right!

- Where's the WC? - There.

- Where you going? - General Mesci is waiting.

- Your name? - Rebuschini, Adolpho.

One moment. Mr. Rebuschini, forgeneral Mesci.

I'll ask.

A man named Rebuschini ask foryou.

That must be for my cursed phone. Let him in.

Let him in.

Stay here. In my office, I have a cabinet counsil.

You know the lady Lattanzi?

I meet her in the train. She was with...

7th squadron? El Alamein?

Excuse-me.

It is your intention to...

I told you yesterday on the phone: The merchandise.

I know. But I ask, if you are willing

to make your fortune out of the army's funds.

Don't believe that!

I only wantto make myself useful, do my part.

Help the Nation, the Fatherland.

No blasphemy!

The Fatherland, we trade it away like plankton infront of a can of gasoline.

But we must keep this can, notsteal it! Is that clear?

Did you inquire on Rebuschini?

Nothing to signal? That ease my mind!

Eh... pardon me?

Don't actso surprised! Inquire, move!

I am careful.

I always inquire.

I'm not worried the slightest. I'm less expensive than Galvani

and I add eggs!

Don'ttell me aboutthis Galvini! lfit only depended on me...

he'd be infrontthe firing squad. I even suggested it.

I ignored the general was here. And Rebuschini, where did he go?

We didn'tsee him

Helly, where is Rebuschini? Ok, go look for him.

General Mesci wait for Mr. Rebuschini. Where is he?

- I've no clue. - Go find him, quick!

Here's your paper, giving you access to the supply.

Will that be sufficient?

My word would be sufficient!

Everything is in order: Signature, headed notepapers.

Only the seal from the Administration is missing.

Don't move, I'll take care ofit.

Dear Frustaci, give me the seal.

Well, but of course, my general.

Thank you, dear Frustaci and goodbye!

- Here. - Already done!

Italian bureaucracy isn't as slow as it's said to be.

Thank you, my general.

Don'tthank me, do yourduty.

My duty, without a doubt, my general...

Miss Lattanzi have suggested...

That I bring a small donation for FatherGerardo.

Perfect! The benefactors ofFather Gerardo are ourown!

5 millions...

I do not wish to know. It's the gesture that count.

You do not wish to check.

I've full confidence in you! Wait for me,

I'll get a receipt foryou.

That won't be necessary.

Shush! I know what's needed. Don't move.

Douglas B 29... The very best!

Haven'tthey been removed!

I restored their unit, you fool!

- Mr. Rebuschini! - It's me.

- What are you doing? - I'm waiting forgeneral Mesci...

- He's waiting foryou in his office. - He told me to wait for him.

Counter-order, come with me.

We install the phone here?

Yes. Why?

My general, Mr. Rebuschini...

Come on in.

That's not you.

What? I mustspeak with general Mesci. Where is he?

The general, that's me.

You? Who was I talking to earlier?

I ask you! I was waiting for a simple worker from the phone company.

I wantto get atthe bottom ofthis!

I even have the authorization forthe egg pastas.

Again with those egg pastas!

And I gave 5 millions, a bundle! For FatherGerardo.

FatherGerardo? Who is this?

Special Edition! Adaring swindle atthe Ministry ofDefense.

Ageneral undersuspicion. Special Edition.

The scandal ofthe Generals. The crisis ofthe Government.

Good evening doctor. Have you read?

What kind ofworld we live in!

The article on the crook lacked humourand psychology.

Worst yet, I was described as a vulgar little grifter!

The journalist didn't have any talent!

But I reconciled myself quickly

with the Press.

In ourtrade,

any event can suggest a great idea.

Stupid jerk!

Follow that car...

Here we are. Fortunately, I couldn'ttake it anymore.

Let's stay here.

Where's outGreta Garbo?

She's here.

Lying! lfshe see you, we're finished.

I know...

- From here, we can't get a good angle. - She only need to be recognizable.

How tall is she!

And that interest people, Greta Garbo?

Don't you worry, justtake your pictures!

What, she's crazy!

She's not bad at all...

Yes, we could mistake her fora man!

I'm talking aboutthe secretary!

She didn't come cheap... 2 millions, she took us!

But ifGreta knew hersecretary sold her,

she would destroy her!

I do think... italian sea is

extremely maritime!

Who is it?

What's she doing?

But who is it?

I'll give you back your fur, it may prove useful to you.

Wait, Annalisa!

Let follow them!

Slowly, I have heels, damn!

You made everything fail!

I regret not bringing the police with me!

Calm down! You can talk after.

Stop! Divine, stop!

Greta my dear, don't go!

The Divine got annoyed and... good-bye!

Nando, let's go photograph the whale.

My God, what a race! I'm still shaking all over.

I even broke my heel on the rocks when we were fleeing.

I was so scared!

And the reporters with theireyes wide open.

But who sent her here? Who is she?

Miss Annalisa... Helena...

I do not wish to know.

And me either!

Please, be good! Acigarrette.

Don't play dumb! And you dress as a woman?

I was coming to tell you it was overwith my accountant.

Now I changed my mind. I'll marry him.

And I'll scratch you!

Accountants, they give me nausea!

The crooks amuse you?

Listen, there is nothing between me and Helena,

just a working relationship. She can say it!

We are associates, for 35%.

- That's it. - Yes, I know you!

Common, drive.

Annalisa, you know I love you and that I've always did!

Annalisa, I... I love you with all my heart!

Bastard!

Shut up!

Where are you going?

I feel like walking a little. I'll take the bus...

And the 2 millions in advance from the Agency?

Didn'tsee them! They didn't give me a penny.

They told me, afterthe report.

So, the downpayment, after? You owe me!

I owe you nothing, I don't have a penny. How else can I tell you?

Let it go...

Good-bye money!

And now, salutations!

Stop!

Sit please.

I must go to the bank before it close.

Certainly.

Pappa won't be here, nottoday, nottomorrow.

Chinotto's still in prison?

Yes... Foryou, business as usual.

and you, prettiereach times I see you. I brought you...

- May I come in? - Yes, come.

- Coming in? - Go right ahead, I'll be over right away.

I was helping the family ofChinotto this way...

who, despite the amnesties, was still rotting in jail!

Finally, I realised he was only rotting away in a closet.

You came once again. How to thank you?

Fora year now, we live thanks to you.

Today, I was only bringing news.

I'm going through a difficult patch. And Chinotto...

Still in prison.

For how long?

Maybe 2 or 3 months.

How does he hold on locked up?

I wondertoo.

He told me to pass his salutations and to thank you.

It's me who thank him!

Too bad! I had a good proposition.

I'll look forsomeone else, Gloriapatri...

You were talking of a proposition. What is it about?

I'll explain to you, sit confortably,

Bring two glasses.

So you were locked up?

I was resting.

Enoughtsleeping. We have work to do!

We get back together!

But I'll deduce what you stole from me.

You can laught, you'll see!

You speak english?

You will make progress. I understood, you practice.

The first deal is with Gloriapatri. Will you support us?

Why were you in the closet?

I like it in there...

Let's bury the past!

To ourassociation!

To our future...

I reserved the usual table.

My friend, how you doing?

- Qui est-ce? - An industrialist.

I got myself all the way up the social scale.

I attended the night clubs.

Exotic rhythms captivated me

10 000 liras to bring us here!

Did you saw what you gave him only to find us a seat?

- Money is meantto be spent. - Yes, other people's money!

What a delicious pairoflegs.

Always so fine!

Friends in prison?

Error. Adeputy, the general director of a large company.

And they say hello?

Relations... Granted services.

Will you still continue this life you have for long?

I wantto rest easy, ifl get married!

Come dance.

Why do you change the subject?

Trust me, darling, give me some time.

Two and three things and I'll fall in line.

Foryou, I gave up Helena: I'm missing a partner now.

And Chinotto?

It's a marriage: You see me wed Chinotto?

Oh, do we know each others! I seen you before... but where?

I wouldn't know... Biarritz, Monte-Carlo...

Businessman?

In a way.

Me too. Rebuschini: Wines, oils and egg pastas.

Here's my card. One ofthese days, we never know.

You were saying you needed a partner.

Yes. You know someone?

Maybe I have an idea...

Her idea was to become, herself, my partner...

It was a reversal, a conversion!

You're pretty... Very pretty!

No, I can'ttake it no more. I'll tell him everything!

Are you kidding! No childishness. You had to think ofthis beforehand.

You convince me to cheat my only friend

and now you're remorseful! You are crazy!

Here he come.

- Laura, keep hercalm. - Don't worry.

When he knows thatthe wedding is real, what will he do?

What all husbands do: He will resign himself.

- Gloriapatri's not here? - He's in prison.

He wanted to bless a home

where a priest already been. They caught him!

- And us then? - I have one you'd swear is real!

- Sure? - Very sure!

- Where you've known him? - At church, evidently!

You're laughting, that's idiotic.

You put makeup on...

That ain't new!

Annalisa, your husband...

I'd almosttake his hand!

Let's go.

I have the diadem here...

Splendid...

Yes, afterthe ceremony.

Odd looking face! Where'd you get him? Hope he's quick so they can arrest him!

Nervous? Early on, it's normal. Then we get use to it.

He's worthless! He drop everything! He's too tall!

Gloriapatri was more dynamic. This one is justtoo fake!

Thatsounds bad, nobody believes it!

Gerardo Latini, Do You Take This Woman Anna Rauseo...

To Be Your Lawfully Wedded Wife according to the rite ofthe Holy Church?

Anna Rauseo, Do You Take This Man...

Our real names?

Who cares. It's all fake!

What is he doing?

"Ego conjungo vos in matrimonio, in nomine Patris,

"Filii etSpiritus Sancti, amen..."

What is he doing?

My dearchildren, you have claimed here, in front ofthis church...

Your love and allegiance...

Cut itshort, please...

Father, I brought you a modest present.

How beautiful! But make itso this donation is not in vain.

Vivify it with prayers.

Why you laughting?

What matter, Father, you know,

Is the intention we offer it with.

Anna, yourwill is done.

What he's leaving?

And he give us the necklace?

He have confidance.

Confidance? What's going on, Annalisa?

Gerardo, the wedding is real. I am yourwife.

How come?

Everything is real! Here's pappa

and mamma.

and also our friends. Only the necklace is fake...

We got an agreement with the jeweler.

Best wishes.

Wait, I wantto understand...

Are you real or not?

You are saying, my son?

Here!

In life, you shouldn't ever trust anyone!

We think we meet an angel and ont day, the angel say:

"I am your master..."

Oh yeah! And we think we meet a friend and he tell you:

"I am the police chief!"

That also could happen...

but notto me! The police, I smell them coming

So you must have a cold! Police ChiefSantini.

You've been caught like a beginner!

Why? What did I say? It was all lies!

Isn't it, Annalisa? Nothing's for real!

What's going on?

It's Police ChiefSantini...

From the district.

Pleased. Would be wise to stay calm, to avoid shackles.

The shackles? It's an erroron the person, tell him, Annalisa!

I'm an office clerk.

My husband is honest now

I had him change life. I watch over him

"We" will watch over him better. Say goodbye to yourwife.

- Let me get dressed. - Yes, but make it quick.

This had to end that way. Are you happy now!

Why did you have to brag so much?

What is it?

I believed you fled...

You're pushing it! It's 4 floors down...

Don't cry! Pretend I'm traveling. Ok?

That I'm offto work in Milan.

- And when I'm back... - When will you be back?

Atthe next amnesty, you prepare dinner fortwo.

No, have no tears! Tell me goodbye like you do each days.

Yes, crooks too have a heart.

Be strong, Annalisa!

Yourwife moved me. Ta femme m'a? Mu. I was aboutto give up and leave you home.

But you've been brave! I even believed you were really arresting me!

Go ahead, Chinotto, to the station!

New program, forone month. Life is beautiful.

Astop in Florence, Avisit in Bologna.

We gettogethera little money, then to Milan...

in flightto a great adventure!

We'll make Europe cry!

Tomorrow atthe TowerOfLondon

Ceremony ofsurrender ofthe jewels ofthe crown

I give you St. Edward's Crown

the Crown ofEngland.

And it's your responsability, that her majesty Queen Elizabeth

can receive it in hergracious hands.

God save the Queen!

Yes sir, on my responsability.

God save the Queen!

Let's move out, boys, they'll catch us.

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