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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,718 Oh, no, Mabel, I don't feel so good. I... 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,219 (RETCHING) 3 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:18,220 Oh! Grunkle Stan! What did you feed us? 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,594 (BOTH RETCHING) 5 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,725 (BOTH LAUGHING) 6 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,603 -Barfing. -Guys, guys, stop! 7 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,855 Something terrible just happened. 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,316 (RETCHING) 9 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,564 (LAUGHING) 10 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,033 Comedy gold! 11 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:40,325 All right, all right. Party supplies are now off-limits. 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,578 Mr. Pines, whose birthday is it, again? 13 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,784 Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way 14 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,789 to get kids to spend money at the Shack. 15 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:47,995 Nice! 16 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,922 The young people of this town want fun? 17 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,965 I'll smother them with fun! 18 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:55,678 Maybe comments like that are why kids don't come to the Mystery Shack. 19 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,723 Hey, hey! How's about you make yourself useful and copy these fliers? 20 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,937 Oh, boy! A trip to the copier store! 21 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,890 Calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! 22 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,942 They got it all at the copier store! 23 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,900 That's not their slogan. I just really feel that way about the copier store. 24 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,857 Save the trouble. You know the old copier in my office? 25 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,693 I finally fixed the old girl up. Good as new! 26 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,411 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 27 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,280 (GASPS) Butterflies! 28 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,787 Does it even work? 29 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,543 (MECHANICAL HUMMING) 30 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,462 Huh! 31 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,879 (BOTH COUGHING) 32 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,504 Success! 33 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,172 Whoa! 34 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,264 (BOTH SCREAM) 35 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,520 Stay back! 36 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,684 (SIZZLING) 37 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:59,777 Oh, my gosh! Mabel, I think this copier can copy human beings! 38 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:04,659 Do you realize what this means? 39 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,790 (RETCHING) 40 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,335 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 41 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:54,831 All right, party people, and Dipper. Let's talk business. 42 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,964 Soos, because you'll work for free and you begged, I'm letting you be DJ. 43 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,465 You won't regret it, Mr. Pines. 44 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:04,015 I got this book to teach me how to DJ r-r-right. 45 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,765 Not encouraging. 46 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,219 Wendy, you and Mabel are working the ticket stand. 47 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,897 What? But, Grunkle Stan, this party is my chance to make new friends! 48 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,975 I can work with Wendy. 49 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,814 You realize, if you do, 50 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,521 you gotta commit to staying at the ticket stand with Wendy. 51 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:22,483 No getting out of it. Just the two of you, alone, all night. 52 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,904 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 53 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,243 I promise. 54 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,924 (YELPS) What? 55 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:43,050 (MOCKINGLY) "I can work at the counter with you, Wendy! Let's kiss!" 56 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,676 (EXAGGERATED KISSING) 57 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:48,016 Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want, but I have devised a plan 58 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,311 to make sure my night with Wendy goes perfect. (CLICKS TONGUE) 59 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,931 Plan? Oh, you're not making one of those 60 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,392 overcomplicated list y things, are you? 61 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,148 (SCOFFS) Overcomplicated? Let me just... 62 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,901 All right, unfold that there. Huh, okay. 63 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:06,118 Step one: getting to know each other with playful banter. 64 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,945 Banter is like talking, but smarter. 65 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,532 That sounds like a dumb idea for poop heads. 66 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,618 Yeah, see, this isn't banter. This is what I want to avoid with Wendy. 67 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,329 The final step is to ask her to dance. 68 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,883 Oh, Dipper! I'm so happy you decided to work the ticket stand with me. 69 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,804 You're so organized! Show me that checklist again! 70 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,802 (SIGHING) 71 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:32,015 If I follow steps one through 11, nothing can get in my way. 72 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,892 Dipper, you're the one getting in your way. 73 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,521 Why can't you just walk up and talk to her like a normal person? 74 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:39,943 Step nine, sister! 75 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,031 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 76 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,997 (SCATTING TO MUSIC) 77 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,075 Can your uncle throw a party or what? 78 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,161 The energy, it's electric! 79 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,621 -Uh, lightning. Lightning, lightning... -(DUCKS QUACK, DOGS BARK) 80 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:00,751 MALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Yeah! 81 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,255 And if anyone wants to leave, I'm charging an exit fee of 15 bucks. 82 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,795 -I've only got 13. -We're trapped! 83 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,096 (TAPPING GLASS) 84 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,642 Step one: casual banter. 85 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,895 So here's a casual question. (CLEARS THROAT) 86 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,021 What's your favorite type of snack food? 87 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,605 Oh, man, I can't just pick one. 88 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,440 No way! Mine, too! 89 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,569 Wait. What? 90 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,025 Uh, I mean, I mean... 91 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:30,986 (CHOMPING) 92 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:31,946 (COUGHS) 93 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,655 New topic! New topic! 94 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,001 Go, go! Work it, work it! 95 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:47,428 Wow! You've got an animal on your body! I'm Mabel. 96 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,131 (DEEP VOICE) Hi, I'm Grenda! This is Candy. 97 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,600 Why do you have forks taped to your fingers? 98 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,721 Improvement of human being. 99 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,066 (BOTH LAUGHING) 100 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,064 I've found my people. 101 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,319 "Remember, dudes, whoever party hardys..." What? 102 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,528 Gets the party crown! Most applause at the end of the night wins! 103 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,492 -Whoa! -Wow! 104 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,243 Party crown? I'll take that, thank you very much! 105 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,745 Who's that? 106 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,672 The most popular girl in town. Pacifica Northwest. 107 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,125 I always feel bad about myself around her! 108 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,132 I can't just give you the crown. It's sort of a competition thing. 109 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,337 (LAUGHS) 110 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,678 Honestly, who's gonna compete against me? 111 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,226 Fork girl? Lizard lady? 112 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,057 (LAUGHING) 113 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,184 Hold me, Candy. 114 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,357 Our kind isn't welcome here. 115 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,529 -Hey! I'll compete! -(BOTH GASP) 116 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,856 I'm Mabel! 117 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,817 That sounds like a fat old lady's name. 118 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,869 I'll take that as a compliment. 119 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,284 May the better partier win. 120 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,123 (SNAPS FINGERS) 121 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,540 Nice meeting you! She's going down. 122 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,167 (PARTY CLAMOR) 123 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,464 Whoa, sounds like the party's getting nuts. 124 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,961 Let the battle for the party crown begin! 125 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,343 Mabel comes out strong! Watch out, Pacifica! 126 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,388 I've gotta get in there! Cover for me? 127 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,561 -(CHUCKLES) Um, well, I... -Thanks, man! 128 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,306 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 129 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,068 I'll be back shortly! 130 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,605 I'm sure Stan won't mind if I'm gone for a few minutes. 131 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,656 Hey! What're you doing, kid? 132 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,950 These suckers aren't gonna rip themselves off. 133 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,277 Yeah! 134 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,283 You promised, remember? 135 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,705 I did? 136 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,495 DIPPER ON RECORDER: I promise. 137 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,086 (SIGHS) 138 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,043 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 139 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,921 (WENDY WHOOPING) 140 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,348 (SIGHING) If only I could be two places at once. 141 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,096 (WIND WHISTLING) 142 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,774 (COPIER POWERS UP) 143 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,318 I wonder if this is a good idea? 144 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,690 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 145 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,662 Whoa! I have a really big head. 146 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,836 -So, uh... -So, uh... 147 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,880 -Ha! Sorry, you first. -Ha! Sorry, you first. 148 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,753 -Stop copying me! -Stop copying me! 149 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,292 (BOTH LAUGHING) 150 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,094 Ahhh! Ow! Ow! 151 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,545 Funny bone. 152 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,132 I will call you Number Two. 153 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,262 Definitely not. 154 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,684 You know what name I've always wanted? 155 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,970 'TVrone! 'TVrone! 156 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,227 Okay, Tyrone, let's get down to business. 157 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,605 I'm thinking you cover me at the ticket stand, 158 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,231 while I ask Wendy to dance. 159 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,062 I know the plan, buddy! 160 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,827 Hey, we're not gonna get jealous and turn on each other, 161 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,325 like the clones in the movies, are we? 162 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,326 Dipper, please. This is you you're talking about. 163 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,751 Plus, hey, (SNAPS FINGERS) you can always just disintegrate me with water. 164 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,749 -Yeah. -Yeah. 165 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,417 -Yeah! -Yeah! 166 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,169 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 167 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,088 (INAUDIBLE) 168 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,962 Phew! 169 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,923 (SCATTING TO MUSIC) 170 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,132 Great news, Wendy. 171 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,388 I got somebody to cover the concessions for me. 172 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,720 That's awesome. You can hang out with me and Robbie. 173 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,103 Robbie, you remember Dipper from the convenience store. 174 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:32,152 Uh, no. Yo, Wendy, check out my new guitar. 175 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,904 (PLAYS FANCY LICK) 176 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,238 Wow, cool! 177 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,406 (GASPS) 178 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,445 Robbie, you're a stupid, arrogant fraud. 179 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,330 But kiss me anyway because you can play guitar! 180 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,953 Oh, wait, I forgot something. 181 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,247 (GROANS) 182 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,042 Let's get married tonight! 183 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,622 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 184 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,881 Hey, buddy, it's me, you. I just had the same jealousy fantasy. 185 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,338 We got to get rid of Robbie if I ever want to dance with Wendy. 186 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,423 Hey, Dipper, we're gonna go sit on the couch. 187 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,724 Meet us when you're done. 188 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,474 Oh, no! They're sitting on the couch! We gotta think of something quick! 189 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,184 I got an idea. 190 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,311 I got the same one. But we're gonna need some help. 191 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,310 (MECHANICAL HUMMING) 192 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,362 And that's where you come in, Number Three. 193 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,156 But what if Robbie catches me? I'll be all alone. 194 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,824 -Okay, one more clone. -Yeah, he makes a good point. 195 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,118 Four Dippers. This is a four Dipper plan. 196 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,779 (COPIER CLUNKING) 197 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,409 Uh-oh! Paper jam. 198 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,413 -Ahhh! -(SCREECHING) 199 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,423 (SCRATCHY LAUGHTER) 200 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,753 Come on, you're not gonna make me partner up with him, are you? 201 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,181 Shh! Don't be rude. Hey, buddy, hey. It's okay. 202 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,136 (SCREECHING SHRILLY) 203 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,389 Okay. Just one more clone. 204 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,722 (SINGING) Always means forever 205 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,359 Always 206 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,228 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 207 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,482 (BREATHLESSLY) Forever. 208 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,691 I used to sing like that, before my voice changed. 209 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,317 Pacifica pulls ahead! 210 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,698 Try and top that. 211 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,278 Oh, Grenda, by the way, 212 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,580 you sound like a professional wrestler. (LAUGHS) 213 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,413 I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain! 214 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,871 It's not over till it's over, sisters! Watch this! 215 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,591 Soos, get me the '80s-est, crowd pleasingest, 216 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,134 rock balladiest song you got! 217 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,551 -(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) -Excellent! 218 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,511 (SINGING) Don't start unbelieving 219 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,348 Never don't not feel your feelings 220 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,057 (ALL CHEERING) 221 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,194 I'm gonna do a flip! 222 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,693 That was for you guys! 223 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,858 (LOUD CHEERING) 224 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,444 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 225 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,951 Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report outside? 226 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,456 It is being stolen right now. 227 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,908 Wait! What? 228 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,536 (RINGING BICYCLE BELL) 229 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,712 (BOTH LAUGHING) 230 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,130 Hey, come back here! 231 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,299 Oh, tough break! 232 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,877 I wonder who those guys are that aren't me because I'm right here. 233 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,303 Now we're gonna bring it down for a minute. 234 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,927 Ladies, dudes, now is the time. 235 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,304 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 236 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,396 Ah, snap! I love this song! 237 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,312 Hey, goof us, now's your chance to ask... 238 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:25,196 Now's your chance to ask Wendy to dance! Come on! Go! 239 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,526 I, uh... 240 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,621 (GRUNTING) 241 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,454 I'll be right back. 242 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,255 Oh, I agree. You can't just go and dance with her. 243 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,879 The dance floor is a mine field. A mine field, Tyrone! 244 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,426 What if there's a glitch in the sound system? 245 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:44,673 Stan might get in the way. 246 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,050 Robbie might come back. 247 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,633 There's too many variables! We need help. 248 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,176 (MECHANICAL HUMMING) 249 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,479 (INDISTINCT) 250 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,525 All right, Dippers! Gather round! 251 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,784 Now's the time! You all clear on what to do? 252 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,623 Hey, Soos, look! A glowing dot! 253 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,666 Oh, man, I'm so glad I turned my head. That dot does not disappoint. 254 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,521 Right, like I'm gonna fall for that. 255 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,571 Give me that money! Money! 256 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,820 -(BELL RINGS) -There's your cue. 257 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,404 It's the perfect moment to ask Wendy to dance. Good luck, me! 258 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,909 I don't need luck. I have a plan! 259 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,577 -(YELLS) 'Qh, hey, man. What's up? 260 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,661 What are you doing here? 261 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,713 I mean, wouldn't you rather be out on the dance floor? 262 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,211 Uh, in like, exactly 42 seconds? 263 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,713 I'm just waiting for the bathroom. 264 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,005 Um... Okay. Small talk, small talk, small talk. 265 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,890 So, hey, let's say everyone at this party gets stuck on a desert island. 266 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,432 Who do you think the leader would be? 267 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,679 I, uh... 268 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,762 I think I'd go with this lunatic. 269 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,726 (GRUNTING) 270 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,644 (LAUGHS) 271 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,643 I'd probably go for stretch over there. 272 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,651 Er... Because tall people can reach coconuts? 273 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,408 (CHUCKLES) 274 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,577 Speaking of tall, you want to see something? 275 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,656 Those are my three brothers, and I'm... Boop. 276 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,704 Ha! You were a freak! 277 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,626 Yep. 278 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,499 You know, kids used to make fun of my birthmark 279 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,046 before I started hiding it all the time. 280 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,168 Birthmark? 281 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,218 No! It's nothing! (STAMMERING) I... Why did I say that? 282 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,545 No way, dude. Now you have to show me! 283 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,676 (CHANTING) Show me! Show me! 284 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:01,056 The Big Dipper! That's how you got your nickname. 285 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,562 I thought your parents just hated you or something. 286 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,689 Hey, I guess we're both freaks! 287 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,981 (BOTH LAUGHING) 288 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,734 -Wait here? -Of course! 289 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,821 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Hey! What're you doing up here? 290 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,615 Number 10 has been distracting Soos for 15 minutes. 291 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,576 He's gonna get tired of that dot eventually. 292 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,751 SOOS: Never! 293 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,458 You won't believe it, guys! I bumped into Wendy accidentally 294 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,960 and things are actually going great. 295 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,967 That's nice. But not the plan! Do we have to remind you? 296 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,881 (INDISTINCT) 297 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,301 Oh, man, you guys sound crazy! 298 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,724 Look, maybe we don't need the plan anymore, you know? 299 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,143 Maybe I could just go talk to her like a normal person? 300 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,183 -(GASPING) -You bite your tongue! 301 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,889 If you're not gonna stick to the plan, 302 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,567 maybe you shouldn't be the Dipper to dance with Wendy. 303 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,190 -If you think about it... -(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 304 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,942 Guys, come on. 305 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,865 We said we weren't gonna turn on each other. 306 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,908 I think we all knew we were lying. 307 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,783 No, no. Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! (SCREAMING) 308 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,044 No, wait! 309 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,332 (MONOTONOUSLY) Ahhh. I can't breathe in here. 310 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,714 TYRONE: Yeah, you can! Plus, there's snacks 311 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,840 and a coloring book in there for you. 312 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,171 (SIGHS) 313 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,552 (CHOMPING ANGRILY) 314 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,810 Okay, so now that original Dipper, or "Dipper Classic," 315 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,106 is no longer fit for it, 316 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,434 I nominate myself to dance with Wendy instead. 317 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,735 I've been around the longest, so it should be me, right? 318 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,779 I mean, logically. Logically, guys. 319 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,072 Fair point, fair point. 320 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,901 Counterpoint: maybe I should get to dance with Wendy 321 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,739 because I've been around her the least. 322 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,741 That makes, like, zero sense. 323 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,198 -You make zero sense! -Watch it! 324 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,533 Don't shove people! 325 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,245 (SHRILL SCREECHING) 326 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,543 Hey, you want some cheese and crackers, buddy? 327 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,999 (WHEEZING) 328 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,008 Huh? Huh? 329 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,598 Yikes. Hey, guys, what would you do if you were trapped in a closet? 330 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,428 ALL: Break out! 331 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,685 (PANTING) 332 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,017 Wendy... 333 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,440 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 334 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,643 Come on, man, give it up. You're overpowered. 335 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,023 Hold on, guys. Think about it! 336 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,446 We're exact equals, mentally and physically. 337 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,400 If we start fighting, it'll just go on for infinity. 338 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,609 -It's true when you think about it. -Oh, yeah. 339 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,114 Maybe we should just give up. 340 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,365 (GROANS) 341 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,081 Clone fight! 342 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,832 (ALL GRUNTING) 343 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,503 Hey, you! Quit hitting myself. Quit hitting myself. Ow! 344 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,254 Guys, guys, come on, it's me! 345 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,304 Hey! Classic Dipper's getting away! 346 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,637 No, friends, it's me, Number Seven. 347 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,095 That's not me, guys! That's not me! 348 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,890 Get him! 349 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,558 Stay back! Stay back! 350 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,237 (FIRE ALARM RINGING) 351 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,733 (ALL JEERING) 352 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,369 (SCREECHING) 353 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,410 (ALL GROANING) 354 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,699 Huh. How about that. 355 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,543 -You! -Uh-oh! 356 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,788 (MUSIC PLAYING) 357 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,258 One more song, dudes. 358 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,882 And then it's time for the bestowing of the party crown. 359 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,260 -It's gonna be the... -(BOMB EXPLODING) 360 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,466 Nailed it. 361 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,144 Pacifica, I just want to say that whoever wins, 362 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,845 it's been a super fun party. 363 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,188 (CLICKS TONGUE) Aw! 364 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,688 It thinks it's gonna win. Hey, did you hear that? 365 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,362 People clapping for the weird girls? Yeah, me neither. 366 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:38,943 (STRAINING) 367 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,946 Say it! Say I can dance with Wendy! 368 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,819 Never! 369 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,404 (WENDY GIGGLING) 370 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,867 -Wendy? -Wendy? 371 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:49,954 (INDISTINCT) 372 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,332 Robbie! 373 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,629 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -Shut up! 374 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:54,834 (BOTH SIGHING) 375 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,416 -We blew it, man! -We blew it, man! 376 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,713 I don't know, you wanna go grab a couple sodas or something? 377 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,682 -(PEOPLE CLAPPING) -Let the party crown voting commence! 378 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,262 (BELL muss) 379 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,765 Good luck, Mabel. 380 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,230 Applaud to vote for Mabel! 381 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,149 -(APPLAUSE) -Yeah! Go, Mable! 382 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,562 Let's check the applause-o-meter! 383 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,240 Oh! Oh, pretty good! 384 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,031 And your next contestant, Pacifica! 385 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,113 (SCATTERED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 386 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,203 -Yeah. -(APPLAUSE INCREASES) 387 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,296 Uh-oh! A tie? This has, like, never happened before. 388 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,718 (FLIES BUZZING) 389 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,470 (SNIFFS) 390 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,138 (CACKLING) 391 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,515 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. 392 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,021 The winner of the contest is Pacifica Northwest. 393 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,608 Thank you, Jorge! Thank you, everyone. 394 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,532 Everyone come to the after-party at my parent's boat! 395 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,699 Whoa-hon! 396 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,776 (ALL CHEERING) 397 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,737 ALL: (CHANTING) Pacifica! Pacifica! Pacifica! 398 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,373 (SIGHING) 399 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,543 Sorry I let you guys down. I understand if you want to leave. 400 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,001 But then we would miss the sleepover. 401 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,081 The what? 402 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,291 We want to call our moms and sleep over here with you. 403 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,967 You're, like, a total rock star. 404 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,170 I have magazine boys. 405 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,802 Really? You guys! 406 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:31,641 Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica, but we have each other. 407 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,893 And that is pretty good I think. 408 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,151 Soos, play another song. This thing's going all night! 409 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,777 Way ahead of you, hambone! 410 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,528 Dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance, dance. 411 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,942 (ow|. HOOTING) 412 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,702 Some night, huh? 413 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,789 (SIGHS) You think we really even have a chance with Wendy? 414 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,086 I mean, she's 15, we're 12. 415 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,039 I don't know, man. I hope so, 416 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,965 but we're making zero progress the way we're doing it. 417 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,959 The only good conversation you had with her 418 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,920 was when you didn't do any of that list stuff. 419 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,006 I know. Mabel was right. I do get in my own way. 420 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,841 BOTH: Literally! 421 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,888 Whoa... (MIMICS EXPLODING) 422 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,894 -BOTH: Ah! -(STOMACH RUMBLING) 423 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,021 Oh, boy! Don't look now. 424 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:21,895 Tyrone! 425 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,981 It's okay, dude. I had a good run. Remember what we talked about! 426 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,316 Uh, of course! 427 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,704 Hey, and quit being such a wimp around Wendy, okay? For my sake! 428 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,363 (GURGLING) 429 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:36,793 Tyrone! You were the only one who understood. 430 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,247 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 431 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,299 (CHUCKLING) 432 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:01,017 MABEL: Dipper! Where have you been? Meet my girlfriends! 433 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,487 (DOORBELL RINGS) 434 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:06,940 (EXPLODING) 435 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,240 (HORN HONKS) 436 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:09,700 MALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Yeah! 437 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,493 (CYMBALS CRASH) 438 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,037 (CAT MEWLING) 439 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,455 (POPPING) 440 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,036 (CHIMPANZEE CHATTERING) 441 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,458 (MAN RETCHING) 442 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,126 (MAN GULPING) 443 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,419 (BABY CRYING) 444 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,042 (MET ALLIC CLANK) 445 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,664 (CUCKOO CLOCK STRIKING) 446 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:24,965 (DOG BARKS) 447 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,675 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 448 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:27,964 (TOILET FLUSHING) 449 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,091 (THUNDER CRASHING) 450 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:31,965 Found it. 32257

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