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(BLEATING)
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Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
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I believe you're a big dork.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Soos, Wendy!
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(PANTING)
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What's up, Mr. Pines?
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I'm heading out. You two are gonna
wash the bathrooms, right?
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-Yes, sir!
-Absolutely not.
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(LAUGHING)
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You stay out of trouble.
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Hey, guys. What's this?
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Secret ladder to the roof?
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Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines
would like that.
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_Huh?
_Huh?
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-Huh?
-You're freaking me out, dude.
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Can we actually go up there?
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Sure we can. Roof time! Roof time!
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Roof time! Roof time!
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(GROANING)
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(DIPPER GRUNTING)
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All right! Check it out.
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-Whoa!
-Whoa! Cool!
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(MABEL LAUGHS)
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Did you put all this stuff up here?
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I may or may not sneak up here
during work, all the time, every day.
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(GRUNTING)
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Yes!
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-All right.
-Me first!
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Jackpot! High five!
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Don't leave me hanging!
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BOTH: Ha!
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Hey, it's my friends!
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THOMPSON: Wendy.
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Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell Stan
about this, are you?
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Later, dorks.
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(GRUNTING)
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(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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THOMPSON: Let's get out of here!
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-NATE: Whoo!
-Yeah!
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Later, Wendy!
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(LAUGHING)
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Ah, good times.
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-Uh-oh!
-What?
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Somebody's in love.
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Yeah, right,
I just think Wendy's cool, okay?
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It's not like I lay awake at night
thinking about her.
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Uh-oh!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Random dance party for no reason!
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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GO; go,- go,- go; 90: go! go! go"
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Dipper.
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Huh? What? Yes? Yeah?
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Aren't you gonna get in on this?
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I don't really dance.
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Yeah, you do! Mom used to
dress him up in a lamb costume
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and make him do the lamb y dance.
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Now is not the time to talk
about the lamb y dance.
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Lamb costume? Whoa!
Is there, like, little ears and a tail, or...
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Well. Uh...
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Dipper would prance around
and sing a song about grazing.
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(CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMES)
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Hey, look at that!
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Quitting time!
The gang's waiting for me.
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Hey, wait! Maybe I could,
or we could, come with you?
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Ooh! I don't know.
My friends are pretty intense.
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How old did you guys say you are?
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We're 13! So, technically a teen!
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All right. I like your moxie, kid.
Let me get my stuff.
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Since when are we 13?
Is this a leap year?
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Come on, Mabel!
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This is our chance to hang out
with, you know, the cool kids.
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And Wendy and whatever.
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I knew it! You love her!
Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!
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-Oh, hey, what's that?
-Huh?
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(SPITTING)
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Hurry UP-
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BOTH: (CHANTING)
In the belly! In the belly!
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(THOMPSON GROANING)
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BOTH: In the belly! In the belly!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Yeah!
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ALL: Wendy.
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Wendy. Wendy.
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Hey, guys, these are my pals from work.
Mabel and Dipper.
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I chewed my gum
so it looks like a brain!
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She's not much for first impressions.
Unlike this guy!
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This gl-IY---
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So, are you, like, babysitting, or...
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(SCOFFS) Come on, Robbie.
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-Guys, this is Lee and Nate.
-(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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-Tambry.
-Hi.
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WENDY: Thompson, who once ate
a run-over waffle for 50 cents.
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Don't tell them that.
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WENDY: And Robbie.
You can probably figure him out.
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Yeah, I'm the guy
who spray-painted the water tower.
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Oh, you mean the big muffin!
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Um, it's a giant explosion!
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(CHUCKLING)
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LEE: It kind of does look like a muffin!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Let's hurry it up, guys.
I got big plans for tonight. Huh?
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LEE: Yeah, all right,
let's get out of here.
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THOMPSON: Come on, guys,
get in the car.
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LEE: Ow-ow!
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Sorry, kid. I ride shotgun, all right?
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(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
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Okay. Just, before we go,
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my mom said you guys aren't allowed
to punch the roof anymore, so...
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ALL: Thompson!
Thompson! Thompson!
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Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!
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(LAUGHING)
This is gonna blow someone's mind.
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Mabel. Please.
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What? Am I embarrassing you
in front of your new (SHOUTING) girl...
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
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Ugh! Did you just lick my hand?
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MAN ON TV: You're watching
the black-and-white-period-piece
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old-lady-boring movie channel.
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Kids!
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I can't find the remote
and I refuse to stand up.
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Stay tuned for the Friday night
movie, The Duchess Approves,
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starring Sturly Stembleburgiss
as The Duchess
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and Grampton St. Rumpterfabble
as the irascible coxswain,
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Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.
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Kids!
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No! No!
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WENDY: There it is, fellas.
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The condemned Dusk 2 Dawn.
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LEE: (CHUCKLING) Whoa!
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-Neat-o!
-LEE: Awesome.
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Why did they shut it down?
It's like a health code violation or...
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Try murder!
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Some folks died in there.
The place has been haunted ever since.
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This town has such a colorful history!
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What? Are you guys serious?
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Yeah, "We're all gonna die!"
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Chill out, man.
It's not as bad as it looks.
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Come on, Dipper.
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Okay.
Okay, just, got to get a foothold.
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Dude, your sister did it.
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(GIBBERISH)
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Hey, you know what?
Just, there you go.
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(GRUNTING)
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LEE: (LAUGHS) Sorry, dude.
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NATE: Good job throwing the kid
off the fence, genius.
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LEE: Your mom's a genius.
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(ROBBIE GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLING) This place is amazing.
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I think it's stuck.
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Let me take a crack at it.
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Oh, yeah. I can't get in,
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but I'm sure Junior here
is gonna break it down like Hercules.
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Come on. Leave him alone.
He's just a little kid.
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(GRUNTING)
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TAMBRY: Whoa. Kid.
What are you doing?
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(GRUNTING)
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MABEL: Go, Dipper!
Punch that metal thing!
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Hey, Dipper, take it easy!
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Who wants to bet he doesn't make it?
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MABEL: Cool.
LEE: Awesome!
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Good call inviting this little maniac!
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Your new name is Doctor Funtimes!
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-All right!
-THOMPSON: Too cool. Yeah, man!
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Nice work.
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THOMPSON: Do you guys
really think it's haunted?
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LEE: Nah! Thompson,
are you kidding me?
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NATE: Come on, shut up, man.
(LAUGHING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE)
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LEE: Whoa! Dude.
WENDY: No way.
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LEE: Look at this place.
ROBBIE: Ah, no way.
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NATE: Wow. What is this?
ROBBIE: Check it out!
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Oh, man,
it's even creepier than I imagined!
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Yep. It's dust.
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Hey, dude. Where do you think
they keep the dead bodies?
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(LAUGHS) Shut up, man.
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Guys! Check it out!
You think these still work?
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(MACHINES POWERING UP)
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THOMPSON: Nice.
NATE: Whoa!
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-ROBBIE: So cool.
-Unbelievable.
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Jackpot!
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So what are we gonna do now?
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Anything we want.
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-THOMPSON: Take that!
-CooH
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-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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ROBBIE: Put 'em in, put 'em in.
Three at a time, three at a time!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(DIPPER CHUCKLES)
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Oh, my gosh! Smile Dip! I thought
this stuff was banned in America!
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Maybe they had a good reason?
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Ooh! (LAUGHING)
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(GOBBLES)
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NATE: Hey, come here, man!
We got it ready!
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Whatever it is, I'll do it!
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(LAUGHING) Thompson!
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Dipper, this night is, like, legendary.
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-Really?
-Just look around.
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The guys are bonding.
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(LAUGHING)
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I've never even seen Tambry
look up from her phone this long.
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And your sister seems to be
going nuts for that Smile Dip.
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(GROANING)
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Maybe I've had too much.
What do you think?
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(INDISTINCT GROWLING)
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Would you like to eat my candy paws?
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Of course, you little angel!
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You know, Dipper, I wasn't sure
if you could hang with our crew at first.
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But you're surprisingly mature
for your age!
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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NATE: Hey, guys! We need more ice!
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I'm on it!
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(GROWLS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(PANTING)
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What was that? I thought I heard
some lady screaming back here.
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You freaking out, kid?
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(NERVOUS SHUDDER) No!
No, I'm cool. Everything's cool.
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Then what's all this about?
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Oh. That's, uh... (GASPS) Hey, look!
Dancy Pants Revolution!
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The game that tricks people
into exercising.
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WENDY: All right, I'm down.
NATE: Let's go!
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
Yeah! Let's all... Let's all go play that.
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(THOMPSON PANTS)
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MALE GAME ANNOUNCER:
Dance! Hurry up!
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BOTH: Go! Go! GO! Go!
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Wow, he's really terrible at this.
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
Yeah, yeah. That's great.
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Huh!
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I'll be right back.
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(PHONE LINE RINGING)
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Come on, Grunkle Stan, pick up!
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(GROANS) What is he doing?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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DUCHESS:
I don't care about dukes or commoners
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or His Royal Highness
Lionel of Cornwall!
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I'm not afraid anymore, Mother!
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Duchess, I forbid you!
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I may be a duchess,
but I'm also a woman!
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Yes! Yes! In your face, Elizabeth!
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(SOBBING) It's just like my life!
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In a way.
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(DIAL TONE SOUNDING)
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Mabel, I need your advice!
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00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,942
We're hanging out
in a haunted convenience store,
249
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,110
I can't get a hold of Grunkle Stan,
250
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,492
and if I try to say anything about it
to any of these guys,
251
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,823
they'll just think I'm a scared little kid
or something.
252
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:50,957
(GURGLING)
253
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,498
Mabel?
254
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:58,082
The future is in the past!
Onwa rds, Aoshima!
255
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,052
(ALARM BLARES)
256
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,468
Mabel! How many of these did you eat?
257
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,804
Bleventeen...
258
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,386
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
259
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,853
(CHUCKLES)
260
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,190
Whoa! Guys!
You might wanna see this.
261
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,897
TAMBRY: What?
NATE: What the heck?
262
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,198
Whoa!
263
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,571
-Then the rumors are true!
-(GULPS)
264
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,152
Dude, I dare you to lie down in it.
265
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,079
Good idea! Go lie down in it.
266
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,115
(CHUCKLES) I'm a dead body! Look!
267
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,581
Wait! Maybe let's not do that.
268
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,253
This guy's scared!
269
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,672
All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates?
270
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:45,258
I mean, what if this place,
really is haunted?
271
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:46,846
-WENDY: Aw, come on.
-Boo!
272
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:47,923
Come on.
273
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,224
Just take it down a notch,
Captain Buzzkill.
274
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,143
But I thought I was Doctor Funtimes!
275
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,564
Well, you're acting like
Captain Buzzkill, right?
276
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,441
Yeah, little bit.
277
00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,688
(SIGHING)
278
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,647
Status update, trapped in store
with insane 9-year-old.
279
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:08,531
I'm not a 9-year-old!
I'm 13! Technically a teen!
280
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,946
(ALL TALKING IN DISTINCTLY)
281
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,087
(GASPS)
282
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,755
WENDY: Whoa!
283
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,207
-(ALL GASP)
-What?
284
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,300
Status update...
285
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,752
(DIPPER READING)
286
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,474
(SCREAMING)
287
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,184
(ALL SCREAMING)
288
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,395
(SCREAMING)
289
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,231
Tambry! Tambry!
290
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,562
Can you hear us?
291
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,231
What are we supposed to do?
292
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,063
I don't know, man! I don't know!
293
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,231
-Let's just go already!
-Thompson!
294
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,239
Wait! (PANTS)
I've almost got the high score!
295
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,161
(THOMPSON SCREAMING)
296
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,281
Huh? What?
297
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,537
GAME ANNOUNCER: Time to shake
what your momma gave you!
298
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,745
Oh, no! Help! So many arrows!
299
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,412
You're a dance machine!
300
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,248
No! You're a dance machine!
301
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,333
(sesame)
302
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,792
-Oh, no!
-Thompson.
303
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,719
Forget him! Let's go!
304
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,549
What the... Guys, it's locked!
305
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,925
Out of my way!
306
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,560
(GRUNTS)
307
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,520
(ALL SCREAMING)
308
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:22,143
Everybody wait. Whatever is doing this
has to have some kind of reason.
309
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,358
Maybe if we could just figure out
what it is, then they'll let us out of here!
310
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,065
"Ooh! They'll let us out of here!"
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
311
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,108
I don't know, guys,
maybe he's got a point.
312
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,286
Yeah, right, I'm sure the ghost
just wants to talk about its feelings.
313
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,531
(SCREAMING)
314
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,788
What?
315
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,578
I'm bonkers for eating you alive!
316
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,914
No! (SCREAMING)
317
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,673
Lee! Okay, okay. I'm with you, kid.
100%, man!
318
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,051
(AS MALE GHOST) Welcome.
319
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,131
(ALL SHRIEKING)
320
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,341
They got Mabel!
321
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,931
Welcome to your graves,
young trespassers.
322
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,181
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
323
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,813
We're super sorry
for hanging out in your store.
324
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,517
Yeah, can we just go now
and leave forever?
325
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,070
Well, okay. You're free to go.
326
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,571
(DOOR BEEPS)
327
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,650
But before you leave,
hot dogs are now half off.
328
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,236
I know it might be crazy,
but you gotta try these dogs.
329
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,946
(BOTH SCREAMING)
330
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,910
Just kidding about the hot dog sale!
331
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,667
Just let us out of here already!
332
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,494
I don't like your tone!
333
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,373
No. No.
334
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,296
What? No! I'm a hot dog.
335
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,176
It begins.
336
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,975
Whoa!
337
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,310
(GRUNTING)
338
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:46,984
Ah!
339
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,443
Welcome to your home for all eternity!
340
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,614
Dipper. What do we do?
341
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,066
Duck!
342
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,575
Quick! In there!
343
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,072
(BOTH PANTING)
344
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,956
What do they want from us?
345
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,250
Revenge, I guess?
346
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,452
What did we do wrong?
347
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,378
Okay, let's try to figure out
the pattern here.
348
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,876
Why was each person taken?
349
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,628
Tambry was texting.
Thompson was playing a video game.
350
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,339
Lee was being sarcastic.
It doesn't make any sense.
351
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,343
Yeah, I mean, those are all
just normal, teenage things.
352
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,641
Wendy, say that last part again.
353
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,059
Normal teenage things?
354
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,353
Of course! Stay here until I get back.
355
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,020
Dude! What are you doing!
356
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,945
HEY, ghost!
357
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,067
(GROWLS)
358
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,279
I've got something to tell you!
359
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,408
I'm not a teenager!
360
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,540
(GRUNTS)
361
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,542
(LAUGHING)
362
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,666
Well, why didn't you say so?
363
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,750
(MABEL GRUNTS)
364
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,831
(GROANS)
365
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,633
How old did you say you were?
366
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,960
(SIGHS)
367
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,180
I'm 12. Technically not a teen.
368
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,474
When we were alive,
teenagers were a scourge on our store.
369
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,850
Always sassafrassin' customers
with their boom y boxes
370
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,228
and disrespectful short pants.
371
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,642
So we decided to up and ban them.
372
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:14,072
But they retaliated
with this newfangled rap music.
373
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,075
FEMALE GHOST:
The lyrics, they were so hateful.
374
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,870
Homework's wack! And so are rules!
Tucking in your shirt's for fools!
375
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,451
[[511
376
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,702
FEMALE GHOST: It was so shocking,
377
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,659
we were stricken down
with double heart attacks.
378
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,164
-(HEARTBEAT POUNDING)
-(BOTH GROANING)
379
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,170
(MACHINE FLATLINING)
380
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,795
That's why we hate teenagers so much!
381
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,171
Don't we, honey?
382
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,252
But they're my friends.
383
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,554
Isn't there anything
I can do to help them?
384
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,965
There is one thing.
385
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,802
Do you know any funny little dances?
386
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,642
Uh... Is there anything else I can do?
387
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,973
[[511
388
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,149
Okay, okay, okay!
389
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:56,691
Um... Well, I do know
the lamb y-lamb y dance.
390
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,152
But I can't really do it
without a lamb costume.
391
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,411
Uh!
392
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,910
Well. There it is.
393
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,495
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
394
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:11,046
(SINGING) Well, who wants
a Iamb y, Iamb y, Iamb y?
395
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,043
I do! I do!
396
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,126
So, go up and greet your
mammy, mammy, mammy
397
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,835
Hi there! Hi there!
398
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,295
So, march, march, march
around the daisies
399
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,756
Yes, yes! More! More!
400
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:27,392
Don't, don't, don't
you forget about the baby
401
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:33,773
That was some fine girly dancing, boy.
402
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,270
Your friends are free.
403
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,445
Well, I don't think you have to worry
about us coming back, so...
404
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,989
(ALL SCREAMING)
405
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,584
Ugh!
406
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,205
I'm never going to eat
or do anything ever again.
407
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,789
Hey! There's still some left.
408
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:55,840
Evil!
409
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,885
What? What happened
after everything went crazy?
410
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,586
You are not going to believe it.
411
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,594
The ghosts appeared,
and Dipper had to...
412
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,014
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
413
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,054
Dipper just grabbed a bat
414
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,105
and started beating ghosts down,
left and right.
415
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:15,356
And then the ghosts got all scared
and ran away like a couple of little girls.
416
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,562
-It was insane!
-No way!
417
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,735
NATE: Doctor Funtimes!
418
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,783
Well, I'm probably scarred for life.
419
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,831
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
420
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,039
Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall
for a while and rethink everything.
421
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,212
Hey, next time we hang out,
let's stay at the Mystery Shack, okay?
422
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,461
(LAUGHING) Next time? Yeah!
423
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,636
Yeah! Let's hang out
at the Shack! Yeah!
424
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,255
Next time.
425
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:47,975
(GROANING)
426
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,305
What kind of sick joke is this?
427
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,149
Ah! The wedding.
I've waited so long for this.
428
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,779
Oh! Look at her in that dress.
429
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,946
(PEOPLE GASPING ON TV)
430
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,328
Count Lionel? What's he doing here?
431
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,281
COUNT LIONEL:
I've come to reclaim my bride!
432
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,958
You had your chance
at the cotillion, you!
433
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,126
You had your chance
at the cotillion, you!
434
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,794
That's what I'm saying!
435
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,292
(SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)
436
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,009
Ah...
437
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,753
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