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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:02,537 DIPPER: Ah! Summer break! 2 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:04,869 -So do you want cheese on that, hon? -WOMAN: Sure, Hank! 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:09,252 A time for leisure, recreation and taking her easy. 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,000 Unless you're me. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,301 (YELLING) 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,253 (SCREAMING) 7 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,465 (CREATURE GROWLING) 8 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,966 It's getting closer! 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,343 (GROWLING) 10 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,521 My name is Dipper. 11 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,898 The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. 12 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,854 You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, 13 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,987 fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. 14 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,902 -Look out! -Ah! 15 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,820 (BOTH YELLING) 16 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:43,537 Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation. 17 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,285 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,575 DIPPER: Let's rewind. 19 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:31,880 It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,460 They shipped us up North to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, 21 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,761 to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods. 22 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,969 This attic is amazing! Check out all my splinters! 23 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,602 (BLEATING) 24 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:46,895 And there's a goat on my bed. 25 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,563 Hey, friend. 26 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,192 Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater! 27 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,360 (LAUGHING) 28 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,946 My sister tended to look on the bright side of things. 29 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,023 'lay! 30 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,653 Grass! 31 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,736 But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings. 32 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,120 -BOO! -(SCREAMS) 33 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,076 (GUFFAWING) 34 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,705 And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. That guy. 35 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:09,872 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 36 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,169 (COUGHING) 37 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:12,754 It was worth it! 38 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,674 Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap 39 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,593 he called the Mystery Shack. 40 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,795 The real mystery was why anyone came. 41 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,054 Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Sascrotch! 42 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,428 (ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY) 43 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,646 And guess who had to work there. 44 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,686 -(DIPPER SIGHS) -Oh! 45 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,518 No touching the merchandise! 46 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:37,446 It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer. 47 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,524 Until one fateful day... 48 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,328 He's looking at it. He's looking at it! 49 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,371 Uh... 50 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,869 (READING) 51 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,546 -I rigged it! -DIPPER: Mabel? 52 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,840 I know you're going through your whole boy-crazy phase, 53 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,794 but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part. 54 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,629 What? (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 55 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,259 Come on, Dipper! 56 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,682 This is our first summer away from home. 57 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,182 It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance! 58 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,935 Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet? 59 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:16,644 My name is Mabel. But you can call me the girl of your dreams! 60 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,820 I'm joking! 61 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:19,988 (LAUGHING) 62 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,613 Oh, my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles, too! 63 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,991 What is happening here? 64 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:31,034 Come one, come all, to the Mattress Prince's Kingdom of savings! 65 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,460 -(WHISPERS) Take me with you! -(SCREAMS) 66 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,245 Mock all you want, brother, 67 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,581 but I got a good feeling about this summer. 68 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,792 I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams 69 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,843 walked through that door right now! 70 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,800 (BELCHING) 71 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,883 Oh! Oh! Not good! Ow. 72 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,013 -Oh, why? -(LAUGHING) 73 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,685 All right, all right. Look alive, people! 74 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,604 I need someone to go hammer up these signs 75 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:53,851 in the spooky part of the forest. 76 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:54,932 -Not it! -Not it! 77 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,017 Also not it. 78 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,192 Nobody asked you, Soos. 79 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,894 I know. And I'm comfortable with that. 80 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,736 Wendy, I need you to put up this sign. 81 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:06,785 I would, but I, uh, can't, uh, reach it. 82 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,121 I'd fire all of you if I could. 83 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,791 All right, let's make it, eeny-meeny-miny... You! 84 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:13,913 Oh, what? 85 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:17,247 Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched. 86 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,581 Ah, this again. 87 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,791 I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town. 88 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,469 Just today, my mosquito bite spelled out "beware." 89 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,963 That says "bewarb." 90 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,017 Look, kid, the whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend, 91 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,096 drummed up by guys like me, to sell merch to guys like that. 92 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,518 (LAUGHING) 93 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,357 So quit being so paranoid! 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,310 (SIGHS) 95 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,361 (WIND WHISTLING) 96 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,948 Ugh. Grunkle Stan... Nobody ever believes anything I say. 97 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,368 -(METALLIC CLANK) -Huh? 98 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,372 (CLANKING CONTINUES) 99 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,459 (HINGES CREAK) 100 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,589 -(MACHINERY WHIRRING) -(BLEATING) 101 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:10,974 What the... 102 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,822 "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began 103 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,951 "studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon." 104 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:38,956 What is all this? 105 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,378 "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. 106 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,459 "I must hide this book before he finds it. 107 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:49,013 "Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust." 108 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,423 No one you can trust. 109 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,599 -Hello! -(YELLS) 110 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,390 What you reading, some nerd thing? 111 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,266 Uh, uh... It's nothing! 112 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,813 (MOCKING) "Uh, uh. It's nothing!" 113 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,188 (LAUGHING) What, are you actually not gonna show me? 114 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,519 Uh... 115 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,228 Let's go somewhere private. 116 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,322 It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid, 117 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:15,031 but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side. 118 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,160 Whoa! 119 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,537 Shut up! 120 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:21,461 And get this. After a certain point, the pages just stop. 121 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,415 Like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared. 122 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:25,465 (DOORBELL RINGS) 123 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,714 -Who's that? -Well, time to spill the beans! 124 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,014 Beans. This girl's got a date. 125 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,260 (HOOTS) 126 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,766 Let me get this straight. 127 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,061 In the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend? 128 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:42,813 What can I say? I guess I'm just irresistible! 129 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,151 -(DOORBELL RINGING) -Oh! Coming! 130 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,780 What you reading there, slick? 131 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:54,203 Oh! I was just catching up on... Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine? 132 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,279 That's a good issue. 133 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:59,958 Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend! 134 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:02,957 'SUP- 135 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,504 -Hey. -How's it hanging? 136 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,799 We met at the cemetery. He's really deep. 137 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:12,005 Oh! Little muscle there. That's... What a surprise. 138 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,634 So, what's your name? 139 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,806 Uh... 140 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,350 Normal... Man! 141 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,643 He means Norman. 142 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,562 Are you bleeding, Norman? 143 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,805 (DRIPPING) 144 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,348 It's jam. 145 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,645 I love jam! Look at this! 146 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,990 So, you wanna go, hold hands or whatever? 147 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,569 Oh, my goodness. (GIGGLES) Don't wait up! 148 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,157 (CRASHING) 149 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,750 DIPPER: There was something about Norman that wasn't right. 150 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,045 I decided to consult the journal. 151 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,042 "Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes, 152 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,467 "these creatures are often mistaken for teenagers! 153 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,590 "Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious..." 154 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,839 -(GASPS) -(THUNDER CRASHES) 155 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,014 'SUP- 156 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,682 Zombie! 157 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:58,929 (ECHOING) 158 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,348 Did someone say, "Crombie"? What is that? Crombie. 159 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,728 It's not even a word. You're losing your mind. 160 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,438 (GRUNTING) 161 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,446 I like you. 162 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,989 Oh, no! Mabel! 163 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,693 No, no! Mabel, watch out! 164 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,373 Daisies? You scallywag! 165 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,880 Is my sister really dating a zombie? Or am I just going nuts? 166 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,799 It's a dilemma to be sure. 167 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,379 I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room. 168 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,056 Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie right? 169 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,722 Hmm. How many brains did you see the guy eat? 170 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,306 Zero. 171 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,310 Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. 172 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,062 Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf. 173 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,240 But you gotta have evidence. 174 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,910 Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo-clock. 175 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,411 As always, Soos, you're right. 176 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,240 My wisdom is both a blessing, and a curse. 177 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,872 STAN: Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again! 178 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,169 I am needed elsewhere. 179 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,297 DIPPER: My sister could be in trouble. It was time to get some evidence. 180 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,258 (GRUNTS) 181 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,591 (GRUNTING) 182 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,646 -(CRASH) -(WOMAN SCREAMS) 183 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,186 (BOTH LAUGHING) 184 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,563 (EXCLAIMS) 185 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,155 (BOTH LAUGHING) 186 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,862 I'd seen enough. 187 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,041 Mabel! We've got to talk about Norman! 188 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,790 Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me! 189 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,622 -(EXCLAIMS) -(LAUGHS) 190 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,422 Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower. 191 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,972 Kissing practice! 192 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,845 Mmm. 193 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,263 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 194 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,971 Turn it off! Turn it off! 195 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,396 That was fun. 196 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:13,193 No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems! 197 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,986 (GASPS) You think he might be a vampire? 198 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,691 That would be so awesome! 199 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:20,867 Guess again, sister. 200 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,160 -Sha-bam! -Ah! 201 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,329 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Sha-bam! 202 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,291 A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper. 203 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:31,621 I'm not joking. It all adds up, the bleeding, the limp. 204 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,081 He never blinks! Have you noticed that? 205 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,758 Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking. 206 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,507 Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? 207 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,137 Trust no one! 208 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,182 Well, what about me, huh? Why can't you trust me? 209 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,304 Beep-DOD! 210 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,306 Mabel! He's gonna eat your brain! 211 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,728 Dipper, listen to me. 212 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,648 Norman and I are going on a date at 5:00, 213 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:55,694 and I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy. 214 00:10:55,905 --> 00:11:00,069 And I'm not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies! 215 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,868 (SIGHS) What am I gonna do? 216 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,988 -(CLOCK OWL HOOTS) -(DOORBELL RINGS) 217 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,618 Coming! 218 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,954 Hey, Norman. How do I look? 219 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,378 Shiny! 220 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,918 You always know what to say. 221 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,550 Soos is right. I don't have any real evidence. 222 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,552 I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and... Wait, what? 223 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,850 (SCREAMS) 224 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,852 I was right! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 225 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,230 Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! 226 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,778 And here we have rock-that-looks-like-a-face rock. 227 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,947 The rock that looks like a face. 228 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,320 Does it look like a rock? 229 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,572 -No, it looks like a face. -Is it a face? 230 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,152 It's a rock that looks like a face! 231 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,287 Over here! Grunkle Stan! 232 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,740 For the fifth time, it's not an actual face! 233 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,371 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 234 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,462 Finally, we're alone. 235 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,291 Yes. Alone! 236 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,585 Stan! Stan! 237 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,133 Wendy! Wendy, Wendy! 238 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,637 I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie! 239 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,977 Try not to hit any pedestrians. 240 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,772 Dude, it's me. Soos. This is for the zombies. 241 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:18,852 Thanks. 242 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,234 And this is in case you see a pifiata. 243 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,360 Uh, thanks? 244 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,784 Better safe than sorry! 245 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,289 Mabel, now that we've gotten to know each other, 246 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,826 there's something I should tell you. 247 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,122 Oh, Norman. You can tell me anything. 248 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,252 (THINKING) Please be a vampire! Please be a vampire! 249 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,460 All right, just don't freak out, okay? 250 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,387 Just keep an open mind. Be cool. 251 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,683 Is this weird? Is this too weird? You need to sit down? 252 00:12:55,817 --> 00:13:01,733 All right. I'll explain. So, we're gnomes. First off, get that one out of the way. 253 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:02,858 Uh... 254 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:07,739 I'm Jeff. And here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and... 255 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,661 I'm sorry, I always forget your name. 256 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,158 Shmebulock. 257 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,457 Shmebulock, yes! Anyways. 258 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,287 Long story short, us gnomes have been looking for a new queen. 259 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,371 Right, guys? 260 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,173 (TOGETHER) Queen, queen! 261 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,634 Ha. So what do you say? 262 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,303 Will you join us, in holy matrinomy. 263 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:34,182 Matri... Matrimony! Blah! Can't talk today. 264 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:41,060 Look, I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but I'm a girl. 265 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,364 And you're gnomes. And it's like, what? 266 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,149 Yikes! 267 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,152 We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel. 268 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,828 Because we're gonna kidnap you. 269 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,156 -Huh? -(YELLING) 270 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,702 (SCREAMING) 271 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,665 Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie! 272 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,080 MABEL: Help! 273 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,957 Hold on! 274 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,048 The more you struggle, 275 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,426 the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody! 276 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,178 Just... Okay! Just get her arm there, Steve. 277 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,552 HEY,- let go of me! 278 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,267 (GROANS) 279 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,439 What the heck is going on here? 280 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,023 (HISSES) 281 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,651 Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! 282 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,655 And they're total jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair! 283 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,986 Gnomes? I was way off. 284 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,082 "Gnomes. Little men of the Gravity Falls forest. 285 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,704 "Weaknesses, Unknown." 286 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,536 Oh, come on! 287 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,746 Hey, hey! Let go of my sister! 288 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,875 Oh. (LAUGHS) 289 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:48,051 Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. 290 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,969 You see, your sister's not in danger. 291 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,671 She's just marrying all one thousand of us 292 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,303 and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. 293 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,429 Isn't that right, honey? 294 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,886 You guys are butt-faces! 295 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,555 Give her back right now, or else! 296 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:05,819 You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're capable of. 297 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,271 The gnomes are a powerful race! 298 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,198 Do not trifle with the... 299 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,618 (YELLS) 300 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,031 He's getting away with our queen! No, no, no! 301 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,491 Seatbelt. 302 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,667 You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy. 303 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,671 Gnomes of the forest, assemble! 304 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,267 Hurry before they come after us! 305 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,895 I wouldn't worry about it. Did you see their little legs? 306 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,021 The suckers are tiny! 307 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,193 -(LOUD STOMPING) -(BRAKES SCREECHING) 308 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,944 Dang. 309 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,369 All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced! 310 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,114 (ROARING) 311 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,873 Move, move! 312 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,047 Come back with our queen! 313 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,419 It's getting closer! 314 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,972 -(HORN HONKS) -Shmebulock... 315 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,849 I'll save you, Dipper! 316 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,819 -Thanks, Mabel! -Don't mention it. 317 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,204 Look out! 318 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,036 (BOTH SCREAMING) 319 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,584 (BOTH GROANING) 320 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,379 Stay back, man! 321 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,419 (ROARING) 322 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,840 (BOTH SCREAMING) 323 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,968 Where's Grunkle Stan? 324 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,597 Behold... The world's most distracting object! 325 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:02,802 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 326 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,104 Just try to look away, you can't! 327 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,478 I can't even remember what I was talking about. 328 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,943 JEFF: It's the end of the line, kids! 329 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,772 Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy! 330 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,356 There's gotta be a way out of this. 331 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,908 I gotta do it. 332 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,862 What? Mabel! Don't do this! Are you crazy? 333 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,618 -Trust me. -What? 334 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,871 Dipper, just this once, trust me. 335 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,499 All right, Jeff. I'll marry you. 336 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,050 Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason. Thanks, Andy. 337 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,381 All right, left foot, there we go. Watch those fingers, Mike. 338 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,676 Eh? Eh? 339 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,179 Bada-bing, bada-bam! 340 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,185 Now let's get you back into the forest honey. 341 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,483 You may now kiss the bride. 342 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,862 Well! Don't mind if I do. 343 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,028 Hey, hey, wait a minute. 344 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,827 What's going on? 345 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,328 (SCREAMING) 346 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,909 That's for lying to me! 347 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,375 That's for breaking my heart! 348 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,835 Ow! My face! 349 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,712 And this is for messing with my brother! 350 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,838 (GROANS) 351 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,920 -Wanna do the honors? -On three! 352 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,630 -One! Two! Three! -One! Two! Three! 353 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,223 (SCREAMING) I'll get you back for this! 354 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,766 (ALL SCREAMING) 355 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,643 Who's giving orders? I need orders! 356 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,645 My arms are tired. 357 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,939 Anyone else wants some? 358 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,944 (WHIMPERING) 359 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,158 (BLEATING) 360 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,569 (GNOME SCREAMING) 361 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:48,033 Hey, Dipper, I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. 362 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,993 You really were just looking out for me. 363 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,501 Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there! 364 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:54,706 I guess I'm just sad 365 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,883 that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes. 366 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,087 Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire. 367 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,674 Oh! You're just saying that! 368 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,475 Awkward sibling hug? 369 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,343 Awkward sibling hug. 370 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,429 -Pat. Pat. -Pat. Pat. 371 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,976 (ENTRY BELL RINGS) 372 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,193 Sheesh! You two get hit by a bus or something? Ha! 373 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,449 Hey! Wouldn't you know it? 374 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,652 I accidentally overstocked some inventory, 375 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,659 so, how's about you each take one item from the gift shop, 376 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,864 on the house, you know? 377 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,620 -Really? -What's the catch? 378 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,953 That catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something. 379 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,167 -Hmm... -Ooh! (CHUCKLES) 380 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,216 Hmm. 381 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,463 That ought to do the trick! 382 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,969 And I will have a grappling hook! 383 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,099 Yes! 384 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,393 Wouldn't you rather have, like, a doll or something? 385 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,598 Grappling hook! 386 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,774 Fair enough! 387 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,864 DIPPER: This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. 388 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,034 But when you battle a hundred gnomes side by side with someone, 389 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,739 you realize that they've probably always got your back. 390 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,740 Hey, Mabel, could you get the light? 391 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,624 I'm on it. 392 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,248 It worked! 393 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,746 (BOTH LAUGHING) 394 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,043 Grappling hook. 395 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,001 DIPPER: Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. 396 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,429 But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked? 397 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,602 (GROANS) 28748

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