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I gotta figure out what this amulet is.

Stone of Scorpion Tongue?

No, that's blue.

Jewel of the Forgotten?

No, that's more spiky.

Sacred Thought of the Yafoo?

Not salty.

Kind of sweet.

Not bad, actually. Where did you get candy?

in the back of my closet.

That's where you hide your candy? Well, not anymore.

Guys, it's not candy.

Wait. That was the amulet from your birthday quest.

No, it wasn't. Then it was candy.

I thought you left that in the cave.

There was candy in that cave? Why won't there snow candy?

It's the amulet that Dad told her to leave behind.

Guys, I couldn't just leave it there.

Somebody wanted me to find it, and I've been trying to figure out why, but I

don't even know what it is.

Does my dad know you're hiding a mystical, glowing, potentially dangerous

wizard artifact?

What am I saying? It's you. Of course he doesn't know.

Just please don't say anything until I can figure all this out.

We won't, but no more secrets from us, okay?

Deal. Since we're all coming clean, we got a serious hand problem in the

closet. Probably because of my shoe candy.

I just put that together.

So can somebody turn on the TV?

Oh, I thought you had the remote. I thought Roman had it. I don't have it.

Milo has it. I don't have it.

You know, we've been sitting here for five minutes.

Okay, it's got to be around here somewhere.

Oh, it's right there, under the couch.

Thanks. Whoa, did our TV just tell us where the remote is?

That is a smart TV.

Minister McFigglehorn, what are you doing in our TV?

It is my honor to inform you that we are officially considering you, Justin

Russo, for the open seat on the Wizard Tribunal, left by Alistair Goodspeed.

Oh. That Alistair guy was the worst.

How do you know Alistair? How do I know Alistair? You don't. That's right, I

don't.

Sorry to interrupt.

Mr. Russo, you must come at once to the Tribunal Tower.

Also, there's a lot of change under your couch in case you were looking for that,

too. This is incredible.

I've always dreamt of being on the Wizard Tribunal.

We've got to get you to the Wizard World.

You could wear that tie we made you for Father's Day.

Yeah!

Or one that isn't laminated.

Billy, the amulet!

Why was it glowing?

I don't know. It's never done that before.

I think it happened when Giada said wizard world.

Maybe it wants me to go with him.

Okay, okay, you made your point.

Hey, Justin, how about I go with you? You know, to support you. If she gets to

go, I get to go. Sweet!

Pass to myself.

I'll go support you. Sweet.

Going to support Dad.

Yeah. You know what? This would be great, having the whole family there on

the biggest day of my life.

I mean, second biggest, you know, after our wedding.

I mean, third biggest after the birth of my son.

I mean, fourth. Honey, we get it.

I, for one, would like to hear the man finish that step.

No time. To the tribunal.

The Tribunal Tower.

You can practically smell the history.

Is that what that is? Smells like the old shoe full of candy at the back of

Milo's closet.

Does everyone know about my shoe candy?

Yes.

Where's Roman?

Sorry, I got held up with the x-ray machine.

Apparently, somebody put six hexes on me.

Security's slacking. I put seven on you.

Okay, so we're here. Now what?

Tribunal chamber, cafeteria, archive.

I think the amulet wants us to go to the archive.

But how are we going to get away from Justin?

Look, Billy, they're giving a historical tour of the tribunal tower.

That sounds fun.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.

I mean history fun.

Hey, Dad, can Billy, Milo, and I go on the history tour? Why am I being

punished?

No, that's what I meant.

You want to go on a tour?

I knew bringing the three of you here would spark a joy for the government

engine.

Yeah, that's it. Government engine. So can we go? Well, don't be gone too long

or you'll miss seeing Justin appointed to the tribunal. Yep, that's why we're

here. No other reason.

Now we just have to find the right moment to sneak off with our cat.

Did you know that Gendrick Belfry introduced Amendment 32124 in this very

hall?

You're really selling this cover.

Right, the cover.

That's why I'm listening to this, not because it's fascinating.

This is definitely where the amulet wants to go.

Hey, guys, if you don't need me for this, the tour's headed to the Hall of

Feathered Pens, and you know how I love a good quill.

This doesn't look like an arcade.

I said we're going to the archive.

It's where they keep historical artifacts.

Why did I think we were going to the arcade?

Because you only hear what you want to hear. That does sound like me.

I guess I don't need all these quarters.

Oh, man.

All right.

The archive is off limits.

No one has ever entered without permission, and I will see if no one

ever does.

Then putting the snow will be on our way.

leave until I get answers about my amulet. I don't know, Billy. The guy

with the spear really seems like he wants us to leave. He's just trying to

scare you. Yeah, and it's working.

There's got to be a clue about this amulet in the archive.

We can't look around with that guard here. Want me to ask him to leave?

That's a great plan, Milo. Are you joking?

No. Oh.

Because I was.

I have an idea.

Run with Milo.

I told you kids to get out of here.

What kids?

I, sir, am a man.

Can't you see my man body?

You must be new.

I'm Gordor. I'm Milo. Door.

Milo Door.

And I'm tall.

Like, able to ride all the rides at the amusement park tall.

What brings you to the archive, Milo Door?

Uh, that's a great question.

Just get him to leave.

I'm here to get you to leave.

Like a break?

Means you're going to leave, sure.

I can't believe it. I've had a break in over 100 years.

Go, take a break. I'll just be here doing tall guy stuff. You know, dusting

the ceiling fan without using a step stool, changing the batteries from the

smoke detector.

Tall guy stuff.

It's great to be tall, isn't it? But listen, you can't let anyone in here.

Anyone tries to sneak in, you destroy them. With my mad hands?

With anything you got.

I'm using my mad hands.

Great work, Milo. Time to get some answers.

Remember all those times you made fun of me for being shorter than you?

Yeah. So do I.

This is my lovely wife, Giada. She's here for emotional support.

Not that I need emotional support.

Or that there's anything wrong with admitting that one needs emotional

support, because sometimes... Nice to meet you.

By the way, how often are you in our TV?

Not that often.

Oh, I was kind of hoping you'd say never.

So, how does this work? Do I take an oath or give a speech or fill out

paperwork? We'll get to that. Maybe.

Maybe? You think?

When we announced you were a candidate for the tribunal, a couple of citizens

volunteered to speak about what kind of man you are. One of them isn't Alex, is

it?

Oh, no, your sister is away on a mission. These character witnesses are

right over there.

Remember Rob Russo?

Isn't that the gnome you tripped so you could get Milo's body back?

Isn't that the centaur that I tipped over on boys' night?

Now I wish it was Alex.

Good luck, Mr. Russell.

I can't think of any reason why you won't get this job.

I can think of two.

There's got to be something in here about the amulet. This place is filled

with stuff. We don't even know what we're looking for.

I think the amulet knows.

Let's try this place.

Nope. Not this way.

Not this way either.

I think it wants us to go this way.

To find this. A blank canvas.

I will never understand art.

Whoa.

That girl looks just like me.

She even has... Same amulet. What do you think it means?

Maybe it doesn't mean anything.

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

Yeah, it's a total coincidence that Billy's amulet led us to a painting of

someone who looks like Billy holding an amulet that looks like Billy's amulet.

Total coincidence.

Look, there's something written on it. What language is that?

That's ancient Elfish. That's the language of elves. I took that class at

Wittek. Great, so you can read it?

I said I took the class.

I didn't say I passed it.

The centaur and the gnome, they hate me. If they talk to the tribunal, there's no

way I'm going to get a spot. Now, relax.

You've just got to get him to like you. Oh.

You mean like turn on the Russo charm.

Honey, you're cute. I mean bribery.

What's one thing garden gnome can't resist?

Whoa. Is that my gift to me?

It can be.

Little gift.

My way of saying thank you for not saying bad things about Justin to the

tribunal. What, you think you can buy me off with a house plate?

This wouldn't work. I'm out of here. Never doubted you for a second.

I got to admit, this is pretty nice.

Well, you deserve it, my friend. And once again, I sincerely apologize for,

you know, tipping you over in the wizard pasture.

That was pretty messed up.

Because of you, I had to see a chiropractor and a veterinarian.

Again, I am so...

So sorry.

All done.

Thanks for giving me the back end.

The front wasn't so great either.

Wow, thanks.

You know, Justin, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.

I'm going to head home.

I want to show off this tail to a cute unicorn who lives in my building.

We did it! We won them over with nothing but our wits and our Russo charm.

Wits and Russo charm.

Man, now nothing's standing in my way of getting on that tribunal.

Let's go. Come on.

Oh, sorry, sir. I didn't see you there. Oh, no.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the jerk bag from the wizard market.

Any chance you're not here to speak to the tribunal?

You wish.

Actually, I do.

If none of us speak ancient Elfish, How are we going to figure out what this

says about the painting?

I know. We go to a cemetery, Dick up an ancient elf, Philip brings him back to

life, and he translates it for us.

I can't bring things back to life.

You can't? I've got to start being more careful.

I'll just use the translation spell.

There's no time to learn an ancient tongue.

Translate this phrase while we're still young.

What does it say?

As the...

Prophecy. Prophecy about what? Can't this thing go any faster?

Bet you wish you dug up that elf.

As the prophecy foretells, wand in hand.

By the door!

Where are you?

We gotta get out of here. We can't. It's not done translating.

I brought you a latte.

Michael, what are you doing?

I've always wanted to try a latte.

By the door!

I hope you didn't trick me.

It would make me so mad.

Oh, great.

We just made Gardor so mad, and he was kind of unhinged to begin with.

Come on, go faster.

Billy, if you stay here, we'll distract him. With what? The Russo charm?

That only works for Dad.

Come on.

As the prophecy foretells, one's in hand, a powerful girl.

A powerful girl. I like the sound of that.

What was that?

She is the one.

I'm the one.

It's the one what?

Where'd he go?

Maybe she left.

Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to have a meme about you go viral?

I'm starting to, yes.

Now you know what kind of man Justin Russo is. What? A meme?

Is that all you got? Please.

My husband will not be taken down by a meme.

Wait. I know that voice.

You're the troll from the wizard market.

Yeah, well, obviously I'm not really a troll. I was just pretending to be one

so Justin could fool you.

Tiana!

Hello, Dora.

Why aren't you so tiny?

You tricked me.

I can explain.

I'm listening.

I tricked you.

That's your explanation?

I don't want to trick him again.

You guys are going to pay for this.

Hey!

Over here, you big oaf. You take that back.

My mother was an oaf.

I'll never know what that prophecy has about me. I'm just going to go ahead and

assume that you get banished to the realm of no return. You know, based on

our current situation.

Mr. Russo, do you have anything you'd like to add? For your sake, I really

hope you do.

Hey, you still have a chance, okay? These people have no idea who you really

are. You have to show them.

You're right.

Esteemed members of the tribunal.

Based on what you heard today, I may not seem like the ideal candidate, but I...

Tour guide.

But where are the kids?

It's a Rousseau.

Uh... Right.

I assure you, there's nothing more important to me than standing right

here.

Actually, I gotta go.

Well, that was a real rollercoaster.

It is now time to vote on whether or not we let Mr. Russo into the tribunal.

I know I've made up my mind.

Wait!

You can't make your decision yet. Why not? Because you don't know who my

husband really is. And sure, he just ran off without telling us why he was

leaving or where he's going. And yes, I am a mortal with no real idea of how I

got here or how I'll get back.

Could you get to the point?

We only have this room until four.

What I'm trying to say is, Justin Russo is the best man I know. He leads with

his heart.

And he always does what's right.

Well, stop!

Justin always fights for what he believes in. He bends over backwards for

the people he cares about.

He's a man of integrity and does everything by the book.

He inspires others to do the same. I got you!

And if that isn't the kind of man you want on your tribunal,

then you don't deserve him.

What do you think you're doing?

Protecting my kids. Now don't move.

You can't tell me what to do.

I wouldn't be... So sure.

You take orders from the tribunal. And Justin is on the tribunal. He is? You

are? I am.

But the Cyclops. We had a surprise character witness. Someone who knows you

better than anyone.

It was me. She means me.

You were willing to put others above yourself. That is exactly the kind of

wizard we want on the tribunal.

I'm on the tribunal!

Yeah, but how did you know we were here?

Well, when I saw you weren't on the tour, I thought of the one place you

weren't supposed to go, because I knew that's exactly where you'd be. And here

we are now.

I hate being predictable, but I like being alive, so... Thanks, Jonathan.

Gador, the realm of no return.

Really? You were in big trouble.

He was only doing his job.

If anyone should be in trouble, it's us.

Oh, don't worry.

You are.

Come on, kid.

Billy?

Time to go?

Wait for me!

Bye, Garter. Bye, Milo door.

Actually, it's just Milo.

You tricked me again!

Gotta go.

Well, guess I'll never know what you wanted me to

learn.

doing? We're supposed to stay in our rooms. I wanted to give you something.

You took it?

It's your prophecy.

You deserve to know what it says.

As the prophecy foretells, wand in hand, the powerful girl, she's the one who

will end the world.

What? I'm sorry, did you say end the world?

Were you eavesdropping?

I didn't want to interrupt a nice moment between you guys, but I also wanted to

hear what the prophecy said, so it used to obviously seem like the right move,

but now I'm kind of regretting it.

Maybe you read the prophecy wrong. Yeah. Yeah, maybe it said bend the world or

defend the world or offend the world. That last one I could definitely see.

No. The prophecy's clear.

A powerful wizard is going to destroy the world, and that wizard...

It's me.