All language subtitles for Wizards.Beyond.Waverly.Place.S01E19

I gotta figure out what this amulet is.

Stone of Scorpion Tongue?

No, that's blue.

Jewel of the Forgotten?

No, that's more spiky.

Sacred Thought of the Yafoo?

Not salty.

Kind of sweet.

Not bad, actually. Where did you get
candy?

in the back of my closet.

That's where you hide your candy? Well,
not anymore.

Guys, it's not candy.

Wait. That was the amulet from your
birthday quest.

No, it wasn't. Then it was candy.

I thought you left that in the cave.

There was candy in that cave? Why won't
there snow candy?

It's the amulet that Dad told her to
leave behind.

Guys, I couldn't just leave it there.

Somebody wanted me to find it, and I've
been trying to figure out why, but I

don't even know what it is.

Does my dad know you're hiding a
mystical, glowing, potentially dangerous

wizard artifact?

What am I saying? It's you. Of course he
doesn't know.

Just please don't say anything until I
can figure all this out.

We won't, but no more secrets from us,
okay?

Deal. Since we're all coming clean, we
got a serious hand problem in the

closet. Probably because of my shoe
candy.

I just put that together.

So can somebody turn on the TV?

Oh, I thought you had the remote. I
thought Roman had it. I don't have it.

Milo has it. I don't have it.

You know, we've been sitting here for
five minutes.

Okay, it's got to be around here
somewhere.

Oh, it's right there, under the couch.

Thanks. Whoa, did our TV just tell us
where the remote is?

That is a smart TV.

Minister McFigglehorn, what are you
doing in our TV?

It is my honor to inform you that we are
officially considering you, Justin

Russo, for the open seat on the Wizard
Tribunal, left by Alistair Goodspeed.

Oh. That Alistair guy was the worst.

How do you know Alistair? How do I know
Alistair? You don't. That's right, I

don't.

Sorry to interrupt.

Mr. Russo, you must come at once to the
Tribunal Tower.

Also, there's a lot of change under your
couch in case you were looking for that,

too. This is incredible.

I've always dreamt of being on the
Wizard Tribunal.

We've got to get you to the Wizard
World.

You could wear that tie we made you for
Father's Day.

Yeah!

Or one that isn't laminated.

Billy, the amulet!

Why was it glowing?

I don't know. It's never done that
before.

I think it happened when Giada said
wizard world.

Maybe it wants me to go with him.

Okay, okay, you made your point.

Hey, Justin, how about I go with you?
You know, to support you. If she gets to

go, I get to go. Sweet!

Pass to myself.

I'll go support you. Sweet.

Going to support Dad.

Yeah. You know what? This would be
great, having the whole family there on

the biggest day of my life.

I mean, second biggest, you know, after
our wedding.

I mean, third biggest after the birth of
my son.

I mean, fourth. Honey, we get it.

I, for one, would like to hear the man
finish that step.

No time. To the tribunal.

The Tribunal Tower.

You can practically smell the history.

Is that what that is? Smells like the
old shoe full of candy at the back of

Milo's closet.

Does everyone know about my shoe candy?

Yes.

Where's Roman?

Sorry, I got held up with the x-ray
machine.

Apparently, somebody put six hexes on
me.

Security's slacking. I put seven on you.

Okay, so we're here. Now what?

Tribunal chamber, cafeteria, archive.

I think the amulet wants us to go to the
archive.

But how are we going to get away from
Justin?

Look, Billy, they're giving a historical
tour of the tribunal tower.

That sounds fun.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.

I mean history fun.

Hey, Dad, can Billy, Milo, and I go on
the history tour? Why am I being

punished?

No, that's what I meant.

You want to go on a tour?

I knew bringing the three of you here
would spark a joy for the government

engine.

Yeah, that's it. Government engine. So
can we go? Well, don't be gone too long

or you'll miss seeing Justin appointed
to the tribunal. Yep, that's why we're

here. No other reason.

Now we just have to find the right
moment to sneak off with our cat.

Did you know that Gendrick Belfry
introduced Amendment 32124 in this very

hall?

You're really selling this cover.

Right, the cover.

That's why I'm listening to this, not
because it's fascinating.

This is definitely where the amulet
wants to go.

Hey, guys, if you don't need me for
this, the tour's headed to the Hall of

Feathered Pens, and you know how I love
a good quill.

This doesn't look like an arcade.

I said we're going to the archive.

It's where they keep historical
artifacts.

Why did I think we were going to the
arcade?

Because you only hear what you want to
hear. That does sound like me.

I guess I don't need all these quarters.

Oh, man.

All right.

The archive is off limits.

No one has ever entered without
permission, and I will see if no one

ever does.

Then putting the snow will be on our
way.

leave until I get answers about my
amulet. I don't know, Billy. The guy

with the spear really seems like he
wants us to leave. He's just trying to

scare you. Yeah, and it's working.

There's got to be a clue about this
amulet in the archive.

We can't look around with that guard
here. Want me to ask him to leave?

That's a great plan, Milo. Are you
joking?

No. Oh.

Because I was.

I have an idea.

Run with Milo.

I told you kids to get out of here.

What kids?

I, sir, am a man.

Can't you see my man body?

You must be new.

I'm Gordor. I'm Milo. Door.

Milo Door.

And I'm tall.

Like, able to ride all the rides at the
amusement park tall.

What brings you to the archive, Milo
Door?

Uh, that's a great question.

Just get him to leave.

I'm here to get you to leave.

Like a break?

Means you're going to leave, sure.

I can't believe it. I've had a break in
over 100 years.

Go, take a break. I'll just be here
doing tall guy stuff. You know, dusting

the ceiling fan without using a step
stool, changing the batteries from the

smoke detector.

Tall guy stuff.

It's great to be tall, isn't it? But
listen, you can't let anyone in here.

Anyone tries to sneak in, you destroy
them. With my mad hands?

With anything you got.

I'm using my mad hands.

Great work, Milo. Time to get some
answers.

Remember all those times you made fun of
me for being shorter than you?

Yeah. So do I.

This is my lovely wife, Giada. She's
here for emotional support.

Not that I need emotional support.

Or that there's anything wrong with
admitting that one needs emotional

support, because sometimes... Nice to
meet you.

By the way, how often are you in our TV?

Not that often.

Oh, I was kind of hoping you'd say
never.

So, how does this work? Do I take an
oath or give a speech or fill out

paperwork? We'll get to that. Maybe.

Maybe? You think?

When we announced you were a candidate
for the tribunal, a couple of citizens

volunteered to speak about what kind of
man you are. One of them isn't Alex, is

it?

Oh, no, your sister is away on a
mission. These character witnesses are

right over there.

Remember Rob Russo?

Isn't that the gnome you tripped so you
could get Milo's body back?

Isn't that the centaur that I tipped
over on boys' night?

Now I wish it was Alex.

Good luck, Mr. Russell.

I can't think of any reason why you
won't get this job.

I can think of two.

There's got to be something in here
about the amulet. This place is filled

with stuff. We don't even know what
we're looking for.

I think the amulet knows.

Let's try this place.

Nope. Not this way.

Not this way either.

I think it wants us to go this way.

To find this. A blank canvas.

I will never understand art.

Whoa.

That girl looks just like me.

She even has... Same amulet. What do you
think it means?

Maybe it doesn't mean anything.

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

Yeah, it's a total coincidence that
Billy's amulet led us to a painting of

someone who looks like Billy holding an
amulet that looks like Billy's amulet.

Total coincidence.

Look, there's something written on it.
What language is that?

That's ancient Elfish. That's the
language of elves. I took that class at

Wittek. Great, so you can read it?

I said I took the class.

I didn't say I passed it.

The centaur and the gnome, they hate me.
If they talk to the tribunal, there's no

way I'm going to get a spot. Now, relax.

You've just got to get him to like you.
Oh.

You mean like turn on the Russo charm.

Honey, you're cute. I mean bribery.

What's one thing garden gnome can't
resist?

Whoa. Is that my gift to me?

It can be.

Little gift.

My way of saying thank you for not
saying bad things about Justin to the

tribunal. What, you think you can buy me
off with a house plate?

This wouldn't work. I'm out of here.
Never doubted you for a second.

I got to admit, this is pretty nice.

Well, you deserve it, my friend. And
once again, I sincerely apologize for,

you know, tipping you over in the wizard
pasture.

That was pretty messed up.

Because of you, I had to see a
chiropractor and a veterinarian.

Again, I am so...

So sorry.

All done.

Thanks for giving me the back end.

The front wasn't so great either.

Wow, thanks.

You know, Justin, maybe you're not such
a bad guy after all.

I'm going to head home.

I want to show off this tail to a cute
unicorn who lives in my building.

We did it! We won them over with nothing
but our wits and our Russo charm.

Wits and Russo charm.

Man, now nothing's standing in my way of
getting on that tribunal.

Let's go. Come on.

Oh, sorry, sir. I didn't see you there.
Oh, no.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the jerk bag from the wizard
market.

Any chance you're not here to speak to
the tribunal?

You wish.

Actually, I do.

If none of us speak ancient Elfish, How
are we going to figure out what this

says about the painting?

I know. We go to a cemetery, Dick up an
ancient elf, Philip brings him back to

life, and he translates it for us.

I can't bring things back to life.

You can't? I've got to start being more
careful.

I'll just use the translation spell.

There's no time to learn an ancient
tongue.

Translate this phrase while we're still
young.

What does it say?

As the...

Prophecy. Prophecy about what? Can't
this thing go any faster?

Bet you wish you dug up that elf.

As the prophecy foretells, wand in hand.

By the door!

Where are you?

We gotta get out of here. We can't. It's
not done translating.

I brought you a latte.

Michael, what are you doing?

I've always wanted to try a latte.

By the door!

I hope you didn't trick me.

It would make me so mad.

Oh, great.

We just made Gardor so mad, and he was
kind of unhinged to begin with.

Come on, go faster.

Billy, if you stay here, we'll distract
him. With what? The Russo charm?

That only works for Dad.

Come on.

As the prophecy foretells, one's in
hand, a powerful girl.

A powerful girl. I like the sound of
that.

What was that?

She is the one.

I'm the one.

It's the one what?

Where'd he go?

Maybe she left.

Do you have any idea how humiliating it
is to have a meme about you go viral?

I'm starting to, yes.

Now you know what kind of man Justin
Russo is. What? A meme?

Is that all you got? Please.

My husband will not be taken down by a
meme.

Wait. I know that voice.

You're the troll from the wizard market.

Yeah, well, obviously I'm not really a
troll. I was just pretending to be one

so Justin could fool you.

Tiana!

Hello, Dora.

Why aren't you so tiny?

You tricked me.

I can explain.

I'm listening.

I tricked you.

That's your explanation?

I don't want to trick him again.

You guys are going to pay for this.

Hey!

Over here, you big oaf. You take that
back.

My mother was an oaf.

I'll never know what that prophecy has
about me. I'm just going to go ahead and

assume that you get banished to the
realm of no return. You know, based on

our current situation.

Mr. Russo, do you have anything you'd
like to add? For your sake, I really

hope you do.

Hey, you still have a chance, okay?
These people have no idea who you really

are. You have to show them.

You're right.

Esteemed members of the tribunal.

Based on what you heard today, I may not
seem like the ideal candidate, but I...

Tour guide.

But where are the kids?

It's a Rousseau.

Uh... Right.

I assure you, there's nothing more
important to me than standing right

here.

Actually, I gotta go.

Well, that was a real rollercoaster.

It is now time to vote on whether or not
we let Mr. Russo into the tribunal.

I know I've made up my mind.

Wait!

You can't make your decision yet. Why
not? Because you don't know who my

husband really is. And sure, he just ran
off without telling us why he was

leaving or where he's going. And yes, I
am a mortal with no real idea of how I

got here or how I'll get back.

Could you get to the point?

We only have this room until four.

What I'm trying to say is, Justin Russo
is the best man I know. He leads with

his heart.

And he always does what's right.

Well, stop!

Justin always fights for what he
believes in. He bends over backwards for

the people he cares about.

He's a man of integrity and does
everything by the book.

He inspires others to do the same. I got
you!

And if that isn't the kind of man you
want on your tribunal,

then you don't deserve him.

What do you think you're doing?

Protecting my kids. Now don't move.

You can't tell me what to do.

I wouldn't be... So sure.

You take orders from the tribunal. And
Justin is on the tribunal. He is? You

are? I am.

But the Cyclops. We had a surprise
character witness. Someone who knows you

better than anyone.

It was me. She means me.

You were willing to put others above
yourself. That is exactly the kind of

wizard we want on the tribunal.

I'm on the tribunal!

Yeah, but how did you know we were here?

Well, when I saw you weren't on the
tour, I thought of the one place you

weren't supposed to go, because I knew
that's exactly where you'd be. And here

we are now.

I hate being predictable, but I like
being alive, so... Thanks, Jonathan.

Gador, the realm of no return.

Really? You were in big trouble.

He was only doing his job.

If anyone should be in trouble, it's us.

Oh, don't worry.

You are.

Come on, kid.

Billy?

Time to go?

Wait for me!

Bye, Garter. Bye, Milo door.

Actually, it's just Milo.

You tricked me again!

Gotta go.

Well, guess I'll never know what you
wanted me to

learn.

doing? We're supposed to stay in our
rooms. I wanted to give you something.

You took it?

It's your prophecy.

You deserve to know what it says.

As the prophecy foretells, wand in hand,
the powerful girl, she's the one who

will end the world.

What? I'm sorry, did you say end the
world?

Were you eavesdropping?

I didn't want to interrupt a nice moment
between you guys, but I also wanted to

hear what the prophecy said, so it used
to obviously seem like the right move,

but now I'm kind of regretting it.

Maybe you read the prophecy wrong. Yeah.
Yeah, maybe it said bend the world or

defend the world or offend the world.
That last one I could definitely see.

No. The prophecy's clear.

A powerful wizard is going to destroy
the world, and that wizard...

It's me.