All language subtitles for The Adam Ray Show s01e04 Michael Buble.eng

Michael, can I call you Michael?

Yeah. Yeah!

Does anybody ever call you Mike,
or MB, or Boobly?

Or do you ever say, like, let's say you�

You know, don't hold the door for somebody
walking into, like, a Nordstrom Rack,

and they go, "Boy, he really bubl�d that."
Does anybody ever do that?

Well, I mean, they call me, like,

in school and stuff, Boobs and stuff.
Boob, Bobble, Super Boob.

- Super Boob.
- Stuff like that.

- That's kind of fun.
- A lot of titty jokes.

- Yeah.
- A lot of Boob Lay.

And then a lot of them call me
Titty� Michael Tittyfucker.

- And because it was--
- That was my Xbox screen name.

- Was it really?
- 2002 to 2006.

- Yes. Wow.
- The height of Xbox, debatably.

Can I say something before we go further?

- Go ahead, please.
- I'm not being rude.

- Yeah.
- I� My publicist took me here today.

- I got all this stuff I'm doing.
- Yup.

And I truly� I don't know,
I didn't� Help me understand.

It's fine.
So, Bruce Robbins, magician, mentalist.

- Mentalist.
- Mentalist.

- Okay, she was wrong.
- What'd she say?

She said just mental.

Well�

- I don't take that personally, because--
- No, it makes more sense now, mentalist.

We, look, do I take NyQuil during the day
and DayQuil at night?

Sometimes.

But we all got something to work on.

You, I'm looking at this right now.
So far, perfect.

Clothes fit your body.
Your watch looks like it wasn't�

picked out of one of those claw machines
at Dave & Buster's.

Thank you. Yeah.

Your beard is well-trimmed.

- Thank you.
- Your teeth look real.

Your teeth look good too. I was gonna say�

- They're not.
- I didn't know what to expect.

I've seen your work. I didn't know
if we're gonna do stuff like that today,

but your picture is freaking amazing.
I don't know who did that.

Well, some people in my life,
I won't say who,

but my manager, Jack,
thinks I have too many pictures of myself.

But I think, look, I'm gonna die someday.

And I want as many pictures out there
that I have control�

You ever get tagged in a picture online

and you're like, "Shit, I don't remember
getting possessed by a demon."

"I thought I was taking tequila shots
in the fucking Islands."

- Yeah.
- You ever been to Islands?

I� Which islands?

Well, not Jamaica or Epstein,
but there's a burger joint called Islands.

- Oh, no. I've never been.
- It's like a TGI Fridays.

But they got more pizzazz.

I have the same thing where they�

Like, they probably
wouldn't let me go with that photo.

And it's not that it's not a good photo.

It's that I feel you're doing
a little bit of a�

Oh� Oh, the�

Okay, well, the angle of my arm could be
potentially perceived as Hitler-y.

Yes.

Do you respond
to the negativity on YouTube?

- Oh, yeah.
- Look, I want to read a comment on one�

Most of your videos� You must have
45 billion views on every goddamn video.

One comment I read was,

"He's the white James Earl Jones."

Now, I wrote that when I was on an edible,
but I meant it.

You have a silky smooth set of pipes.

I'm almost, I'm not even kidding.
That makes me emotional.

- Yeah.
- Because James Earl Jones.

That is, like� That's the hope.

That's maybe the best voice of all time.

I think Whoopi Goldberg's got
a pretty smoky set of pipes as well.

What's your favorite James Earl Jones?
Got a favorite quote?

I thought you were gonna ask my favorite
Whoopi Goldberg movie. Sister Act 2.

But there's that one she did
with Ted Danson.

Remember when she fucked Ted Danson
in front of Will Smith? I haven't seen it.

There is something about
James Earl Jones and Michael Bubl�

that I go like this with.

Because you guys
were world-renowned, beloved.

- Do you say beloved or beloved?
- I like both.

You were belo�

You were beloved.

But you have made everyone
a fan of music again.

I used to worry during COVID that people
were gonna lose interest in magic.

- No one's ever gonna forget about music.
- No.

Now That's What I Call Music! 45.

- Remember those CDs?
- No.

Where are you from?

Canada.

- Vancouver.
- Vancouver, Canada.

- That's in Canada.
- That's in Canada.

I've only ever been to,
what is it, Regina?

- Yes.
- And can I be honest?

I went because it sounded funny.

Yeah. It's a city�
Regina is the city that rhymes with fun.

It�

That was my high school yearbook quote.

Really? That's a great quote.

- All right, here's the trick, ready?
- Yeah.

So, I want you to think of something.
You know so many people.

I mean, I read that you told Oprah

you wanted to be a singer
when you were 2 years old. Is that true?

Yes.

I think it is true.

Oh, is Oprah lying?
Let's put her on blast.

- I can't remember.
- Where's my Oprah cam?

Time to tell the truth, sweetheart.

- Have you met Oprah?
- Yes.

- What's she like?
- Really nice.

And then I was�
A really cool thing happened too,

is that I was told there was, like,
two kinds of Oprah hugs

before I met her.

And then she gave me the hug
that I felt like was the good hug.

- How do you mean?
- Can I show you, Bruce?

- I would love that.
- Okay, well, here's the hug that I got.

I'll just show you. So come right in.

And this is the hug she hugged me with,
which was a nice, in-close hug.

- But I heard�
- "Dear Diary," by the way.

He smells
just like you thought he would, ladies.

If she's not sure about you,
this is the hug that you get. Come on in.

- Wait, so I'll� You'll be Oprah.
- You�

- I'll be Oprah, you'll be--
- Don't do the voice. But I'll do a�

- So I'll be you, ready?
- Yes.

Hey, sweetheart.

I don't do voices,
but you guys know who it was.

Hey, Oprah. Michael here.

- Let me start over. Shut up.
- Okay.

Oh, man, I'm so glad my leather jacket

arrived from Temu
in time for this hangout.

Goddamn it.
I'm so fucking nervous right now.

There we go, that's you.

Okay, and then,
good to see you. Come on in.

- Holy shit, she puts up a fucking shield?
- She puts up the shield like that.

- The Oprah Shield.
- I waited.

And I didn't want to get too hopeful.

And then it didn't.
The shield came down, and I went�

- The shield came down.
- "I'm in."

The Oprah Winfrey Story.

- Michael, that's a--
- And now you know, Bruce, when you�

Because obviously you're getting up, and�

quickly moving up
the level of fame and celebrity.

Well, our residency will shortly resume
in Reno in 2 to 17 years, go ahead.

- What?
- It takes a minute to get back on top.

When you meet people now,
'cause so many will come in for that hug.

Now you know.
If something doesn't feel right.

- You know what I mean? Boom.
- I do.

Well, I'm a hugger over a shaker.

You know, and some people�

Holy shit, was that a hyena or a bobcat?

- I don't know.
- I haven't been to the zoo since 1994.

So anytime I hear some sort of a yelp
or a scream, I go,

"That's either my neighbor Pam,
burned herself on a chicken pot pie,

or that's a moose getting strangled
in somebody's basement."

Yeah!

Who, when you think about

that you've met
in this illustrious career of yours,

do you go, "Goddamn,
I can't believe I met them,

and they were a fan of Michael Bubl�"?

You know, I just did a thing
where I met the Pope.

- You met the Pope?
- Yeah.

- Like, the real Pope?
- His Holiness, the Holy Father.

- And?
- Do something with that.

You know, all I can do
is put my hands up and namaste.

See, I would get so nervous.

- Is that even what the Pope does?
- I got scared.

- What did you do?
- I dunno. I said� I got real quiet.

And it was my wife who was with me.

And he asked me to come and to be

part of doing this show in�
And it was amazing.

It was� I grew up very�
You know, I was very Catholic growing up.

And so this was a really huge thing,
but then he didn't�

He was very nice with me.

I said, "His Holiness,"
and then he said, "Hello."

And then he just, right, boom,
beelined it to the wife.

And he said, like,
"Hola, Luisana, como esta?"

And then they had the conversation,

and I just,
I sat there just watching them.

But then I thought to myself, it's okay,

because, you know, tomorrow
I'm gonna do the performance.

And tomorrow,
that's when I'll have my moment.

- 'Cause he'll see you in your element.
- In my element. And then�

And then�

- He� It happened again.
- Did you--

He just wanted to talk to my wife again.

Good thing he didn't give you
the fuckin' Oprah Shield.

Can you imagine?

He was like, "Back out, bitch.
Six feet, COVID rules."

Yeah, that would be�
You know what's great about him?

I actually asked him to�

I said, like, "Hey, give me a list
of your favorite songs."

And I thought, like, they would be, like�

- Ave Maria, or some real kind of�
- Sure.

The first song on the list

was a version of Barry White's
My First, My Last, My Everything.

And then I realized
that this dude is the coolest.

What a� His Holy Father, the coolest.
What a� From Chicago.

- The Pope's from Chicago?
- The Pope is from Chicago.

He probably knows John Paxson.

Shooting guard for the 1993 Chicago Bulls.

Wow.

It'd be great if the Pope was like,
"My favorite song�"

Fuck. Again, I don't do voices.

But if the Pope was like,

"My favorite song
is Every Morning by Sugar Ray."

And you start going,

- Every morning there's a halo hanging
- There's a halo hanging

On the corner
Of my girlfriend's four-post bed

I know it's not mine

But I'll see if I can use it
For the weekend or a one-night stand

Couldn't understand

I get emotional when I sing Sugar Ray.

I came here, I knew it was an interview.

- I knew you were a magician, mentalist.
- Yeah.

But I didn't know that I would go out
of here having, like, a duet like that.

Well, Google me.

When you found out your song was
being used for Shohei Ohtani's walk-up,

I mean, Michael Bubl�, if they told me
my trick was being used

for the opening ceremonies
of the Olympics,

I'd freak� I'd fucking� Diarrhea.

But� every time I go to a Dodger game�

Shohei Ohtani,
best player of all time in baseball,

Japanese superstar, bats and pitches.

Here's what, here.

Here's my impression
of Shohei Ohtani coming up

and here's what I do every time.

- So here's Shohei.
- Yeah.

- He walks up with his bat.
- Yeah.

And then you hear over the loudspeakers,

And I'm feeling good

And then Michael Bubl� takes over,
and it's�

I don't wanna say your best song,
but it's fucking pretty close up there.

- Thank you.
- You got a lot of hits.

Ooh, I'm sorry, I got too many hits.

- Dust myself off and try again.
- I was proud.

That's one of those ones
where I was proud of writing it.

Take me through�

Take me through writing Feeling Good.

Were you feeling good when you wrote it?
Or were you feeling bad

and you wanted to write a song about
feeling good to negate the bad?

Yeah, I didn't expect you
to continue with the question

because I didn't� I just lied. I didn't
write it. I wanted you to think I did.

- And then you would drop it.
- When did you record it?

It was a Nina Simone song
written by Leslie Bricusse.

- Shout out.
- I recorded it. Nina Simone, best version.

Leslie Bricusse,
one of the greatest writers.

- I just covered it.
- So?

I just thought if I just said it quick
and left it, people would just�

No, we're all about�

We're all about genuine moments
on the Bruce Robin show.

Yeah, listen, Shohei,
greatest ball player ever.

- Come on.
- I met Dave Roberts one night.

- I was hanging with a buddy.
- Manager of the Dodgers.

Manager of the Dodgers.

And I was at this friend of mine's house,
this wonderful guy,

and all of a sudden,
he walked in, and it was like,

"I can't believe�" And then he�

I said to him,
"Wow, this is really happening."

Like, I said, "Dude, this is so cool."
And then he called up Shohei on FaceTime.

- Holy shit.
- And I was like, I said, "Wow."

And he called him up and Shohei answered,
and he said, "This is Michael Bubl�."

And I talked and I said, "Thank you
so much for using my song,

it means so much."

And then I said to him,
"Why did you choose it?"

And he said, "I didn't."

And then he pointed the phone to his wife
and it was her. She chose the song.

So I'm a big fan of his wife.

Well, Haven't Met You Yet.

I did write that one. That's not a lie.

- That's you? Shut the fuck up.
- That's me.

- Yeah.
- Take me through it.

Where does it come to you?

Because most people watching this show
want to think they can write a song.

- Yeah.
- And I don't know if that perturbs you.

No. Hey, shoot your shot, right?

Everybody has� I think everybody
has one hit song in them.

- I� I'm gonna write that down.
- I think we do.

- I think you and I can do it.
- Everybody.

I think you and I could write one now
that would be a massive�

Here we go, give me a topic.

- Oh, that's--
- Potato salad?

I like potato salad
and I like cruise ships.

Okay, well, let's sing about
the darkest time of my life.

I will take it. Here we go. Is it a ballad

or is it an upbeat, fun, you know, Bubl�,
We're going to Bubl� City?

I think we should do something
a little bouncy, a little�

Feeling a little bit of oomph.

- You want me to start it off? I'll start.
- You start, go.

- Or, no�
- You want me to start?

- You're the Grammy winner.
- Okay, I'll just start with that.

Well, I like potato salad

It's so yum

And every time I'm in the slum of the ship

I wonder

Does life get better than this?

There's a top part of the ship

There's a bottom part of this hit

That you don't know

- Until you go home.
- Chorus!

Potato salad, potato salad

So good

Get it with mayonnaise
Or get it with chicken

But not tree nuts
Because I'm allergic to those

Gluten

Hit song.

You probably deal with this.
People get your number.

I know there's a comedian
that you know, Adam Ray,

and, you know,
he tries to find the balance,

but sometimes
people say he texts too much.

- I feel like he FaceTimes a lot, too.
- He does FaceTime.

- Always in inopportune times too.
- Inopportune times.

- It feels like he knows I'm in the shower.
- Yeah, well, it's on you. You know.

Maybe don't have your shower schedule
up on Reddit.

Now, Michael, you said you worked
at Chuck E. Cheese as a child?

- Yes, sir.
- In Vancouver?

- Yes, sir.
- And who were you?

Well, I was birthday host, but then
sometimes I was in the Chuck E. costume.

You were birthday host? Would you sing?

Oh, yeah! A lot of Happy Birthday,

then you'd fly the little plane
to go get the ice cream thing, and yeah.

Think about
how many divorced dads right now

are sitting at a bus stop
talking to themselves

about how great their son's birthday was
when Michael Bubl� came up.

I� I killed it.

- I honestly did kill it.
- I know.

You know what the best was too?
When we were in the Chuck E. outfit,

there were drawbacks.
It smelled like piss a little bit.

- It did.
- Little bit.

- Well, people peed in the suit, right?
- Sometimes.

But you know what was great is that kids,
some of the little nasty kids,

so there's always the one,
and they want to come up and say,

"Hey, Chuck E," and they kick you or they
punch you like that. "Hey, Chuck E."

And so we would say, "What do we do?"
And the� This is the greatest.

So they would say to us,
the manager would say,

"Okay, listen, so if they do that,
you just go to the kids."

- "Give them a little pat on the head."
- Noogie. Oh.

And say, "Hey, hi."
You know, you can't talk

but then you squeeze their head
a little bit like that.

And then it would be great
because they would be kicking Chuck E,

and all of a sudden
you'd go like this, "Hey."

And then the kid would go,
"Chuck E.'s strong."

As birthday host, you can do
whatever the fuck you want.

It's true. Chuck E. Cheese
had a bigger impact too,

because even musically,
I watched that band every day.

- Was that the first band you saw live?
- Yes, and now I took a lot of my�

I don't want to say it,
but my stage presence,

or my, you know, the artistic thing that
I do,

and I watched them,
and I thought, I can do those things.

Like one of them,
Helen Henny, I think her name was.

She didn't even do anything.
She just turned.

But she did everything
by not doing anything.

It was enough, and I realized,
I have that kind of charisma.

"That was enough."
That sounds like a Bubl� song.

About the Chuck E. Cheese band
doing the bare min

but becoming the biggest thing
since sliced cheese.

Or sliced bread.

The person you can think of,
the coolest person you know,

or somebody you've never met.

I know you sing about it.
"I just haven't met you yet."

Let's say that song is about this person
that you want to go do something fun with.

Who is it?

Say it out loud.
Think about it, and then say it.

- Don't think, just think�
- Shohei Ohtani.

I had no� Was there any way?

Was there any fucking way

I was gonna know
you were gonna say Shohei Ohtani?

No, I've never ever said anything
to anybody about that.

Shohei Ohtani as a baby.

- Wow.
- That's magic, Michael Bubl�.

I don't have a hall pass,
because my wife's dead.

- So I can do whatever the fuck I want.
- Yeah.

But yeah, Jon Hamm, I mean�
There's a short list of guys, and look�

I've�

If I saw Jon Hamm�

Yeah.

I'm gonna get my words right here.
If I saw Jon Hamm,

you know, at the laundromat,
just being a regular guy.

You know, and he comes over, he's like,
"You got any quarters?"

And, you know, let's say I'm in my�

FUBU jumpsuit.

Yes.

And, you know, I'm just� I'm vulnerable.
When I'm outside, I'm vulnerable.

You get me at a laundromat, there's
so much going on, but there's also�

a lot of sexual tension.

I've not been in a laundromat�

You probably fluff and fold.
You send it off.

- Yeah.
- Who does your laundry, Avery?

- I don't even, Truly, I� Being honest, I�
- You've never washed your clothes?

I don't� I've been very�

You bought that today.

Are you like those NBA superstars
that wear the same shit once?

- I try to say this in a�
- Give it to a poor kid.

I literally have been so uber-wealthy
for so long.

- You have.
- I don't� I just put stuff down.

Then it's like, how did that get back in,
folded and all? I don't know.

What's the last thing you bought
with your money?

Oh God, I don't even buy things.

It's funny, when you were talking
about the Delta Airline lounge,

I didn't want to say it,
but I don't even know what that is.

Because private jets don't have a lounge.
You get right on to the jet.

And even that shit takes too long for me.

- Yeah, a private jet is� You skip TSA.
- Yes.

- Because, and permission to speak freely?
- Yeah.

They're getting a little too handsy
up there. I had a guy come through,

I went through,
and you don't have to deal with this.

Here's what you're in for if you ever
lose it all on black playing roulette.

I walked through, beep, beep, beep,
the scanner goes off.

Not even sure it was a scanner.
I think the guy just made the sound.

I step to the side, and he goes,
"I'm gonna use the back of my hand

or the front.
Or do you want me to use both?"

I go,

"The fuck? What am I, in Boogie Nights 2?"

Do you have a catchphrase?

Or a quote. You wake up,
you look in the mirror, you say�

Yes, I do. I do.

- What's your catchphrase?
- It's, "Good is the enemy of great."

Anybody can be good,
but good is the enemy of great.

I like to say that.

I say it.

But I don't mean it.

No, I think� No.

I don't. I tell you right now, I feel like
the real catchphrase should be, like,

"Eh."

But I always, when people ask about�
They'll do press, and they'll say like,

"What is the secret of your�" And I'll
say, like� and it sounds so smart.

Because I'll go,
"Good is the enemy of great."

"Anyone can be good,
but it's hard to be great."

- Again�
- About that�

I don't live that way, but I say it.

Well, it's tough
to live that way all the time,

but I'm sure some days you wake up
feeling full Bubl�, right?

Eh.

What else we got?

If someone tried to tell you what to do,
have you ever said,

- "Nobody puts Bubl� in a corner"?
- I have said that before.

- Have you really?
- Yes.

I fucking love you.
Who'd you say it to, where'd you say it?

I honestly say it a lot of times
when I'll be at a show or something,

and there'll be other people on it, and�

I'll be standing there waiting to go on,

and I'll just say,
"Nobody puts Bubl� in a corner."

And then I will have an expectation
that they'll do a lift with me.

But I get up and down in weight.

There's like a fucking fat kind of Bubl�
who, you know, I'm off, a couple of chins,

and then� Holiday season Bubl�.

Then there's
a "Hey, I got a record coming out" Bubl�.

That one is easier to lift.

Way easier.

It is a fantasy of most people to be

on the receiving end
of a Dirty Dancing lift.

All right, what else we got?

"It's you and Christmas."

- It's you and Christmas, I wrote.
- Yeah.

And by that I mean, people think of
something, they think of something else.

What is synonymous with something else?

Cartoons, I think Scooby-Doo.
I just go, Scooby-Doo is a cartoon.

- Hanna-Barbera is awesome.
- Hanna-Barbera. Oh, God, Canadian?

I don't know.

That's� I hope you're not taking offense.

Every time you mention someone,
I ask if they're Canadian.

And I don't� That's not racist, is it?

I'm having a tough time in 2026

trying to differentiate
what is racist and what's not, you know?

And if I ask if someone's Canadian, like�

It's not racist, not at all.

When someone goes, "Justin Bieber's
Canadian," I go, "I bet he loves syrup."

- I was like, I don't like that I said it.
- Yeah, I get what you mean.

How does that feel to know
that a fucking holiday�

Most people go,
"Christmas, presents, Bubl�."

Yeah. Yeah.

- "Christmas, cookies, Bubl�."
- Yeah.

- "Christmas, my family, Bubl�."
- Yeah.

- You know?
- It's a great� It's such a good feeling.

- It's a great feeling, are you kidding me?
- Yeah.

But there's� You know what's funny?
It's not the only one.

- 'Cause that's not the only thing�
- People think Earth Day, they think you?

- They do. Either Earth Day or--
- Passover.

Sometimes Passover.
What about Mother's Day?

- I'm a big Mother's Day�
- Oh, you're a big, you could�

Can I be honest? If I were to line up
15 moms in here right now,

I think you could have your way
with about 6 of them.

And that's, you know, I don't do math,
but that's like 33%.

Listen, if there was a fucking
Grandma's Day, I would be crushing.

Why is there not a Grandma's Day?

I dunno, but I would be doing all of them.

Can I�?

Well, fucking�

- Go ahead and tap me in whenever you want.
- Okay!

- I have a weak�
- What about Valentine's Day?

- I own that shit too.
- Oh, my God.

What about Val� What did she do,
get a record? Romantic record?

Basically, I want to get to a point where�

I don't want�

Just like even, I want even Halloween.

- You know what I mean?
- Fucking let's go for it.

When's the last time someone did
a killer cover of, like, the Monster Mash?

I would cru�

I was working in the lab

One late, late night, my eyes�

You can� After the�

- Yeah. Then I would� It'd be all ear.
- They did the Mash

They did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the Mash

It caught on with the flash

- I dunno the words.
- It's a very good song.

It's just "Monster Mash."

And it's like, you know,
that "mom might smash," or what is it?

No, Monster Mash, graveyard, oh,
graveyard smash.

Wait, were they graveyard smashing? Oh.

So this song is about people
doing some dead fucking.

I didn't even think about that.

- That's sexy.
- Well, a circle gets a square.

Dude, if I had that holiday too,
I would buy you the jet.

You and me both would have a jet,
matching jets.

That's on my vision board.
Take a jet with Michael Bubl�.

Okay.

And you know what? I believe�

- I believe in miracles.
- Who said that?

- I believe in miracles
- Miracles

Where you from?

You sexy thing

You sexy thing, yeah.

- I know about 3 seconds of most songs.
- Yeah.

Before my wife died,
thanks for bringing it up.

I sang to her�
I learned how to play on guitar,

or piano, harpsichord, flute, oboe.

- Yeah.
- I learned to play the oboe.

Home.

- Oh.
- Which, by the way.

I wrote that.

I don't wanna�

I don't wanna get emotional.

But I learned the oboe from YouTube.

Nope, YouPorn.

You� YouTube.

- I get the two mixed up all the time.
- Yeah.

Which is a big bummer. Sometimes you type
YouTube, you're gonna watch,

you know, a meerkat and a bear
float down a river.

Next thing you see, you know,
"Pizza's here." That's not pizza.

I learned how to play Home for my wife.

- I'm sorry, man.
- Before she fell off the�

Before she fell.

Before she fell off the cruise ship.

Yeah.

And it was a special, special night,
'cause I�

But I fucked it up. Because I go,

Another Saturday, another�

I already forgot the words.
Probably because I'm so emotional.

Yeah.

But that song was about coming home.

And something tells me
that she went home, you know.

Now look, in reality, she probably
got swallowed by a beluga whale.

But maybe that was
where she was supposed to go.

Yeah, God has a plan, right?

Home is one of those songs that you hear�

On the radio when it first came out,
you couldn't turn on any, even�

I remember being in Seattle,
107.7 The End.

- I love a good radio station, by the way.
- Me too.

I mean, you turn on the radio,
you know, "107.7 The End."

Or, you know, "Star 101.5."

"We got two tickets to Michael Bubl�
at the Palladium tonight, 7:30."

You know, and I'm just always a fan
of radio DJ giveaways.

You know, I've been to see you live
probably 16 times.

- Really?
- 14 of those were free radio giveaways.

- Get out of here.
- I won't. I'll stay here. It's my show.

Wow.

- We only got a few minutes left.
- I love the radio voice.

I have it� There's truly--

You got a radio voice.
You've got a strip-club-DJ voice too.

No, but one of my favorite moments
of my life

was that I used to listen
to "Casey Kasem's Top 40." Remember that?

And he would� I've said this story before,
but he would say like,

"This next song is dedicated to Rebecca

who lost her father
in a terrible bear attack."

And, you know, you'd feel terrible.
Then you'd�

Although we come�

You'd be doing�
Then one day I was doing the lawn.

- And truly�
- Home came on.

He� "The number one song in the land
is Michael Bubl�'s Home,"

and I went crazy.
It was a big moment for me.

My man, Mike, that is� Goddamn,
I can't even imagine,

'cause I haven't even had
a number one trick.

You know? I mean, look,
shout out to Charlene.

You know who you are,
but I'm talking, like, magic.

Yeah.

I'm talking about things
that blow people's mind.

- Yeah.
- You know, but to have a number�

- So many�
- It's amazing.

Five Grammys.

Sorry, I had�

I don't know what.
I think they said it was tuna salad, but�

- Wow.
- You're the king of the suit.

Have you ever just wanted to perform in
sweatpants and devastate people anyway?

- Yeah.
- Okay, great.

First song or artist you heard
that blew your mind?

Michael Jackson. Oh, Van Morrison too.
There's a lot of great� Ray Charles.

- Tracy Chapman.
- Tracy Chapman.

You got a fast car

I got a�

You got a fast car

- Amazing.
- Man, I love that song.

Look, weirdest place you've been hired
to perform at?

I performed at a circumcision 6 days ago.

Yeah, so many. Dude, I used to be a�
I used to do�

I used to come with balloons
and people pay me 20 bucks

and I'd come and sing Happy Birthday
in restaurants and stuff.

So there's some weird things.

Last question. If you could have
your own cologne, what would it be called?

Oh, it would be called�

Oh, maybe Tiny Bubbles.

Tiny Bubbles. The song would be�
would just write itself.

I'm currently suing an app
for stealing my idea,

but when I get out of that lawsuit,
I'm donating $10,000 to that Kickstarter.

- Dude.
- Tiny Bubbles.

I'd buy 16 bottles of that sight unseen.

What does it smell like?

Oh, probably like a little bit of vanilla

with a little patchouli oil, little sweat.

Because I like that manly greasiness.

You know what I mean?
Girls like� I think they like that.

- They like a little dirt rubbed on the�
- Right.

�front of their hood.

See, it's another saying I fucked up.
Guys, thank you so much for being here.

One more time from Michael Bubl�.
Maybe the greatest guy I've ever met.

- Dude, I'm not leaving without a� Here.
- Can I?

This is my Rolex.
You take it, buddy. That's yours.

- I'll get another one.
- It's scratched. Gonna be a hard pass.

Thank you, though.

- Okay.
- Bye, everybody.

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0