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Hey, Kiki.

Do you think you could look after Felek a bit for me?

For a few days?

Because Pawel and I need a vacation.

Did you eat today?

Yeah, I did.

Wine for breakfast is a bad idea.

I saw it in a movie, so...

Trust me, I've tried that, and it sucks.

Oh, fuck off.

And Nina?

At Adam's. I needed some space.

Gotcha.

How can I help you here?

Of course. Save me, please.

Really, what can I do for you?

Just find me a guy that...

is not a total asshole.

A straight guy, if you don't mind.

There you go.

Water, anything?

No, it's okay.

Here, doggy. Here, doggy.

Yes, Filip, Felek can stay here.

I know you don't wanna hear it...

thank you so much.

Fine.

Super Tosia.

Someone took a dump. Can I change her?

Sure. Be my guest.

Come.

Sit down.

-Okay. -Excuse me.

Could you do that somewhere else?

No, wait, wait, wait.

Honey, it's my house, so my rules.

-Give me a hand. -Yeah. Do your thing.

We're going to see Pawel.

I like him very, very much. To be honest, I like him a lot.

So I beg you, please, just be beautiful.

You know what? You do you. Just give us your best version.

You know, happy, not fussing.

Don't cry, don't act weird, and smile a lot.

Hey, do you understand?

All passengers, please be aware that track two is now boarding.

Please have your tickets on hand...

Hello, beautiful.

Thank you.

Get in there.

You know, Tosia's never seen the ocean and...

Uh-huh.

...she wanted to come along and spend the day with us.

Okay.

So Filip says this was your idea, huh?

No, but we got you a surprise.

Oh, but I hate surprises.

But aren't you at least curious? Come on.

Just tell me and I'll act surprised for you.

All right.

I found out there's a restaurant nearby that has,

I don't know, two Michelin stars?

Oh, you don't say.

Want to grab a bite?

You got us in for real?

You're freaking amazing.

Excuse me, where's track seven?

-I think that's our train. -You good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's our train.

All right, let me help you with that.

-Can we hop in? -Yeah, jump in.

Thank you. I'll just check the reservation, okay?

I'll give you the tour and show you the suite.

Follow me.

-Who's that? -Hello, baby!

-Say hello. -Hey, how are you, baby?

"Hi there."

She's really not as light as she seems.

-Yes, she is. -Do you need a hand?

-Don't worry. I got it. -Thank you.

Okay, this is the restaurant.

The spa is on the left.

Feel free to use it whenever you like.

Awesome.

The beach is five steps away.

-Over there. -Wow.

Oh, I love it so much. Look at the trees!

Super trees. They're extra tall.

Look at that! The ocean!

I'm really cool.

This place is the best. Chocolates. Romantic.

What should we do later?

Anything you want.

Hello.

-Hello. -Excuse me.

What's up, man?

Everything is just fine. Where do I put this?

There.

-Do you need help? -No.

-No. We're fine. -I'll get out of your way.

Thank you.

It's beautiful.

It's all good.

Wanna go to the beach?

The beach?

Can you swim?

-I can swim. -Is that so?

So?

-So? -Please stop asking.

No. I mean, you're planning something. I saw that face of yours.

-Wrong. You're wrong. No, you're wrong. -Spill it.

-Come on, you're up to something here. -I swear I'm not. Stop it.

-No. -All right.

Remember your dream about flying?

I remember, yeah.

The weather's perfect today.

You're gonna love it.

Love what exactly?

Kite surfing.

Kite surfing?

Have you tried it?

-No. No, come on. -You'll see.

It's just the sunset, the water, and your kite.

What's up?

Come here.

-Why? -Just do it.

Are you wearing my cologne?

I wanna smell like you.

He's never brought anyone here.

I don't know what I did to deserve this.

Ready to fly?

-Do I have a choice? -Nope.

What are you doing?

You really made me starving.

Should I feel guilty or what?

No. Actually, I'm not complaining.

Wake up! We made it!

Yeah! Come on, you sleepy!

Open a beer and let's go! This party has to start!

-What's up? -Hey! How are you?

It took forever!

Hey. How was your drive?

Long!

Guys, help me out. Help me out, guys.

Yeah, look at this!

-Don't forget your sunscreen. -Look how beautiful it is.

It hasn't even started and I want to go back already.

I don't have the cooler. I thought you had the cooler.

-Mom! Come on, hurry! -Hello!

-Good morning. -Hey.

Hi!

-Mom. -Let's go. Hurry up.

-I know, I haven't seen you for like... -Eliza, which room?

-Mom! -...three months, I think.

-This one? Oh, right here! -I know.

-No. -All the girls are staying together.

We got the master!

Dad always gets fired up on vacation.

Can't believe how noisy they are.

-Just ignore them. -Yeah.

Didn't you see the way they looked at us?

Yeah.

Hey. Don't let it get under your skin.

For sure. Ready to go?

I want to eat inside.

Let's just sit here with everyone else.

No. It's just that it's too sunny. I'm sweating like a pig.

Just bring me some water. Be helpful.

Hey, sorry about that.

I apologized, right?

Yeah, I heard you.

All right.

I've got something for you.

There you go.

Hi there, neighbors.

-Hey. -My name is Aga.

I'm Pawel.

-Filip. -What a sweet little girl.

We're going to the beach after breakfast.

-Oh, nice. -Maybe you would like to join us?

The kids could play together,

unless your wives have plans or a schedule to follow.

No wives, just us on vacation.

Us three on vacation.

Okay. The invitation's still on.

Have a great day, and see you soon.

That wasn't so bad.

-Right? -All right.

-I'm open. -Throw it!

Pass it right here!

You're not open. Come on. Just move.

-Yeah, over there. -Try to catch the ball at least once.

No.

You know, I really think it's her nap time.

I'm taking her to the hotel.

-Right now? -Yeah.

Otherwise she'll be cranky the rest of the afternoon.

-And she can't nap in the tent? -Nah, it's so damn loud.

She'll give us hell after five minutes.

-Hey, easy. You can stay here. -No, I'll go with you.

Bro, you suck.

Damn!

-Hey! -Please be cautious.

Just throw it back. Come on, bro.

-You could have hit the kid. -But he didn't, right?

-You find it funny? -Cool down, Grandpa.

Relax, man.

Let's dip.

Just pass the ball, bro.

Forget them, man.

That's the cab.

Okay. I understand.

So...

We don't have to go to the restaurant.

I mean, we can just have lunch here.

I'm trying my best, okay?

I know.

Come. Where's your dress, huh?

Have you seen her dress?

No.

All right. It's the driver. I'll make sure he waits for us.

Thank you.

Wait. Just a moment.

Hey, just a sec.

Hurry up!

I'm very sorry. It'll be a moment.

All right.

-Thank you, sir. -Thank you.

Verdict?

Oh, my God.

So tell me...

-how do you feel about lobster? -Never had it.

-Really? -No.

I've only had it once, so...

Yeah, but... Oh, there's a mousse.

What are you feeling?

Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy. Take it easy.

Hey, hey.

The ribs sound amazing. Chicken Kiev.

And the mousse?

Filip.

Hey, Tosia.

Honey, hey. Hey.

It's okay.

Hey.

Honey.

I forgot her chips.

All right.

I'll go out and I'll try to calm her down.

Let's go, baby girl.

Take your time.

I'll order your...

Whatever, whatever. You choose and we'll share.

Awesome.

Hey, why are you crying?

I've got it all here. Yeah, your favorite.

-Here you are, ma'am. -Thank you.

Raspberry tomato stuffed with yuzu panna cotta, sir.

And ox heart tomato tartare glazed with honey and soy sauce.

Alyssum flower tomato soup,

and... can I offer you anything else, sir?

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, hey.

Okay.

Come here, honey.

Come on, the food's ready.

You know what?

You start, I'll just calm her down

and I'll be there in a minute.

-It won't be good cold. -Hey, relax, relax.

-Okay. -Just a sec. Just a sec.

Seriously, I'll be right there.

Hey.

There you are.

Eat. I'm gonna rock her. Okay?

-I'm gonna eat mine. -For sure.

-Of course. -Okay.

Hush, hush.

-Please turn the music off. -Yes, sir.

I'm not craving soda anymore!

-To the first vacation day! -To the vacation!

The second one and all the rest!

-Hey, man! -Hey there!

-How are you? -Eh.

-Hi. -Hey, come join us.

-Hi. -The night is young.

Thank you, but we're really tired, so...

No, come on. We got pork and sausage.

And some veganic stuff for you.

-It's "vegan." -Whatever!

We gotta put her to bed, guys.

-What's her name? -Antonina.

-Shall we? -Yeah.

-Thank you. -Eat first, thank us later.

-One hour, huh? -It's pretty late, really.

Yeah, he's right.

Good night.

-Oh, bummer! -I wonder which one's the mom.

Hey, you cut that shit out. Behave yourself!

-What did I do? -You got it?

What did you say?

-Uh-oh! -Nothing to you.

Come on, man. What's the problem?

He didn't say anything. Relax. Can't you take a joke?

I can, I just don't find yours fucking funny.

Let's just go. It's not worth it.

No, really. I'll tell you who the mom is.

Maybe I'll show you.

-Hey! Hey! What the fuck are you doing? -Please! Please! He's just a teenager!

-No! -I'll fucking kill him!

-Fuckin' bitch! -Hey! Will you stop?

-Come on, bring it on! -Both of you, calm down!

-Hey, easy, easy! -I need you to calm down!

-Jacek, are you crazy? -Yeah. Listen to your gay-ass wife.

-Yeah! Shut up, faggot! -Stop it!

-Now, guys, step back, please. -I'm very sorry.

What? No. No, there's no way.

So sorry. We'll gladly pay for any damages at all.

We don't need your fucking money, asshole.

-Irek. -I see. I apologize.

Go, please. It's all right.

Good night.

-All right. I'm good. -God, what a mess.

My goodness, what's wrong with you?

Won't you come inside?

No.

That was absolutely uncalled for, just disgusting.

Yeah, you're right.

I don't mean those idiots. I mean me apologizing to them.

I hate that about myself.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Yeah.

Hey, I understand that Tosia is above everyone else.

She's your priority.

I'm well aware of the situation, but...

I didn't feel comfortable at the restaurant.

And if I try to touch you in public,

-you simply turn away. -Hey, listen.

I'm sorry I don't gush over a two-star restaurant dish.

I have a kid now.

And if it wasn't for her,

I'd probably just fuck you a couple of times

and forget about your face.

Because I'd be high.

No, no, no. You don't know that.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, again-- -And I understand, Filip.

-This is-- -It's okay.

-Just don't interrupt me. -I'm not saying--

Thanks to Tosia, this is not a one-nighter.

Either you accept it...

and get used to it...

or it's over.

I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Fuck.

Hey, Filip.

What's going on?

Will you come get me?

-What? -Please do it.

Just tell me where you are.

Hey.

Hey, what's going on?

Filip!

-Hey! -Hi there, sweetie.

Hey, we'll be happy to stay with her.

No, I'll pack our stuff, pay the bill,

and we can go together.

-Okay. -There.

I was at room eight, I'd like to pay.

Oh, it's already been covered.

Oh, okay.

-Okay, see you. -Have a good day.

Can you take me to my dad's, or where he works?

Okay.

Okay.

Thanks.

I know why Pawel left me.

Maybe I'll find out why Dad did the same.

Ice cream anyone?

-I'm good. -No. Thank you, though.

-He works here? -Yep.

I shouldn't ask, but why is he doing this?

He wants to piece his life together.

I think he's past that.

Supposedly, right?

Being a parent takes around three years to comprehend.

And for you, even longer.

Only because we were 16, Kiki.

We were totally immature

and we had absolutely no idea about parenthood.

What?

Nothing. No, nothing.

But I just remembered

when I told you we were going to have a kid,

you went pale and started... shaking.

Yeah, because you caught me off guard there.

You almost shat your trousers.

Almost did.

But not you. You were so courageous.

I don't know.

And very sexy.

Well, you still are.

No, no, don't do that.

-Do what? -Don't... touch my hair.

Don't tell me that I'm... sexy.

Listen to me. I... I think we're good together.

I know you felt that too.

Now you're gonna tell me how I really feel?

C'mon, that's not what I mean.

Well, I don't really know what you mean. Please don't tell me what you meant.

All my life, I've been meeting expectations.

Always waiting for someone to show me some...

bit of tenderness, to keep me rushing

toward it like a moth to a flame.

I'm sick of it.

Kiki, you don't have to beat yourself up, you know?

I do.

I'm watching Filip grow into the person he's meant to be

and...

and I want that too.

Okay.

I just want-- Please, I want you to know--

No.

-But I want to say it. -No, don't.

But I have...

Oh, fuck.

Kiki, I love you.

I love you so much.

I love you so fucking much.

How was it?

I'm pumped.

Did you folks chat?

No.

But I got to see his hairy ears.

-Shall we? -Yep.