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I really think you're going to like this movie.

I have attended the last seven side by side track conventions,

but I haven't been able to meet you in the chapter.

It's just a real dream of mine,

I'm sure one day I'll be there.

This movie is so cool,

I've never really had the chance to find the real love before.

But now that I found Sarah,

she's the body and soul that fulfills my every desire.

On top of it,

Sarah is the drop that gorgeous.

She's tall and stature -y as a body to die for,

to double this and microwaves this ending of every woman.

My friends don't admit it,

but I'm certain they fantasize about having sex with someone like Sarah.

She said my beacon call and gives me the best sex I've ever had before

any time,

any place.

She wrote a substitute of his captain who goes to meet the wrongman and captain

of his vessel.

Then you go straight to the ceasefire.

It's crazy.

Oh my god,

seriously,

don't be such a loser now.

Listen,

tonight we're going out to the club,

and you need to come with me or I'm never going to speak to you

again.

Besides,

you desperately,

desperately need to practice not with your women,

like,

desperately.

You'll never get a date if you don't try.

All right?

Do you know what Wayne Gretzky's father told you?

What?

Who's Wayne Gretzky?

Jesus Christ.

Only the greatest hockey player that ever lived.

God.

Anyway,

he said,

you will always miss a hundred percent of shots on the goal if you're not

in the ice,

right?

In other words,

you'll miss a hundred percent of shots that you don't take.

Do you know what I mean?

Does that make sense?

Basically,

if you don't try,

you're not going to buy it.

All right?

So,

I'm going to pick you up at,

like,

seven p .m.

so you better be ready.

Okay,

that's the first thing I can't believe it's sad for a long while.

All right?

Two,

you are a fucking freak.

I swear to God.

You can never tell anyone what you just told me,

all right?

So,

don't tell anyone that.

Tell anyone what?

What the fuck do you think?

But even though the committee released you with a damn sex doll,

Jesus Christ.

Oh,

all right.

So,

I'm going to pick you up at seven p .m.

All right?

And do me a favor.

Don't wear that stupid clone that you wear.

You know,

when we go out,

it smells disgusting.

Like,

you will never,

ever get lay wear another stupid pair of other stuff,

all right?

So,

please don't wear it because it smells like someone's washed their vagina with an even

dirty vagina.

You know what I mean?

So,

yeah?

All right.

I'll see you at seven.

Bye.

Love my chakshook here yet.

Hopefully for a good sometime.

All right.

All right.

Relax,

man.

It's going to be,

gosh,

I beat 20.

It's still early.

What's going to be the bus for you to go to the bar and have

a drink,

right?

All right.

Sarah is here.

What are you talking about,

Sarah?

Oh,

God,

you didn't really go down sex doll to the bar,

did you?

No,

for Christ's sake.

Oh,

my God.

See?

Fuck,

she's gorgeous.

Jesus.

I'm going to.

Know what?

Why don't you take this one?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Need it.

Plus,

I'll be the wingman,

and I'll hang around for the fat forever eventually shows up.

All right.

I don't know if you'll get it.

Hello there.

Summer sitting here?

I was wondering if I could play a drink with you.

I'm like,

well,

flying my own drinks,

thanks.

But if you insist,

I guess I'll have double martini on the rocks.

Melissa,

by the way.

My mom wanted to name you Paris,

because she thought it was more exotic.

But my dad insisted on Melissa.

What do you think of the name?

What is going to be there?

I mean,

Paris.

Just for one night.

Have you ever seen one man in Paris?

What?

What I meant to say,

my name is Alex.

I'm sorry,

I just took a job.

I just like to try to say something.

What a wonderful night.

It's been nice.

Can you give me a fun number,

maybe?

My number?

Yeah.

Okay.

Do you have a pen?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What do you say when you take this back to your place?

What unless you live with your mom or something creepy like that?

Sorry,

did I say I could go to my place?

Yeah,

for your night cap.

Is that okay with you?

Yeah,

awesome.

So sorry,

where were we?

Yeah,

so I was just telling you how my friend.

She decided to ditch me for some dorky guy.

She went to the bar tonight.

You kidding me?

You're all the same.

Jesus Christ.

What are the chances?

What are the chances of what?

I can't guess.

No,

no.

Don't worry about it.

It just so happens that the friend happens to be my best friend.

A dorky guy.

He's your friend?

I didn't know that.

I hope it didn't offend you.

Fend me.

Now,

why are you kidding me?

Alex is what we call a typical introvert.

That's what stop people sleep with you.

Sleeping with you?

What does your friend have to do with us talking,

much less sleeping together?

Well,

you know,

I just thought...

I actually kind of promised my friend that I would be a wingman tonight.

But I'll take him out next step to be talking to someone who's really close

to you.

Well,

we wouldn't want to let your friend down.

You know,

a good wingman is hard to come by these days.

Why don't you say we get out here?

I took the words right out of my mouth.

I know it's a great little spot.

There we go.

Yeah,

let's go.

Ken?

Ken?

You're not going to believe this.

That weird guy from next door is walking back with a girl and she is

gorgeous.

Not his mother.

What?

You guys are freaking weirdo.

Like,

maybe it's a relative.

The guy never even leaves his house.

Actually,

do you want to just sleep right here one minute?

Wait,

right there.

Yes,

please.

Why?

Just just,

okay?

Right there.

Okay,

wait.

There you are.

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

There's a little.

It's funny.

Oh,

it's a little hot in here.

It's off.

There you go.

It's my choice.

Yeah.

It's nice.

It's nice.

It's nice.

It's nice.

It's nice.

It's comfortable.

I'm really glad we met tonight.

Me too.

So much fun.

Thanks for having me over too.

Which is mine.

Yeah.

So,

how do you get so confident?

It's honestly so hard to find nowadays.

Mostly Sarah.

I mean,

my cousin Sarah,

who inspired confidence in me.

Oh,

okay.

It's nice.

Yeah,

you're so gorgeous.

Thank you.

Such a doll.

Yeah.

You know what?

I have something to show you.

Really?

It's coming me.

Oh.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes,

it's time for so good on my pussy.

Oh,

yes.

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yes.

Oh,

my god,

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my god.

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yes.

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yes.

Oh,

I love when you put your tongue in my pussy like that.

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fuck.

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my God.

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What's going on?

God.

Oh,

my God.

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I feel so bad.

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right there,

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you're so pretty deep in the pussy.

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