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You might have to tell him he's in the big leagues. He can't just run it down.

Yo, Bron.

Bron, Bron.

Do you usually run away from your teammates and try to be the main

character?

Are you, like, fucking retarded?

No, because you just ran away from us and you're, like, pushing all three men

by yourself.

You know, this is the big leagues. They're literally up there.

You're a diamond in the big leagues, by the way.

Are you actually fucking retarded?

I'm not even trying to get involved, but he is a top predator.

No one fucking cares?

You should. No, I'm not even saying it.

Holy dick suck, bro. Do you want to have his fucking kids, too?

Why do your mics sound like a fucking tin can, dude?

I don't know. This guy's liking his own head.

Why are you taking free damage? Now they're going to push.

No, it doesn't matter. We're sure we can win it.

I mean, we?

They're sliding down.

Try to shoot them while they slide into us.

He's not answering. I don't know.

He's taking free damage, bro. Play your LOS, dude.

You are such a cornball. LOS.

You're not playing your LOS.

That's why you have to heal every time.

You are actually a fucking cornball. Holy shit.

How is that being a cornball, bro? That's just like game sense.

Clearly you're struggling with that.

You're actually afraid.

That's insane.

Nothing's happening. I'd be, like, worried about that.

Who

the

fuck cares if you take damage? What? Take an early fight. Are you guys

actually retarded?

Holy shit, man. Like, this guy is vibing, by the way.

Are you guys fucking pussy?

Again,

no one cares.

Buddy,

there's 11 squads left.

This is not a high-rank lobby.

actually a fucking idiot.

Go push a fight. Holy shit.

Yeah, let's push a fight. That doesn't favor us. Nice, dude.

You guys are actually pissy. What is

your mic quality, too? Why does it genuinely sound like fucking dog poop?

Again, no one, no one cares.

You are actually so corny. Holy shit.

That feels so bad for your parents.

I have 20 damage.

They're not even pushing. Are they on you or no? Talk to me.

I know, we're good. They're not even pushing.

Oh, they're here, they're here.

Run, take the portal.

Come on.

Yes, I'm pretty sure.

Running... Oh yeah,

I have 500 damage by the way. I was gonna ask for a zipline here so we could

rotate around, but you only waste a zipline on a building, even though you

can grapple to the building.

Holy shit, man.

You don't know how to rotate.

You're a crybaby.

I don't get it.

So if you guys are Fred players, do Fred players just cry the entire time like a

little bitch?

You don't know Fred Scratch or Diamond.

You're either rage bait or you're just actually fucking retarded.

Are you gonna cry?

You sound like you're gonna cry.

Are you gonna cry?

Answer my question.

Wow,

you are a fucking pussy. I'm trying to win, bro.

Aw, that's cute.

You're barely in diamond, like I said.

See, you keep bringing this up. Like, anyone asks that. Masters takes no

skill. It's a participation.

Holy shit, you actually have less damage. That's crazy.

200 damage and you're a pred? How much damage does he have? I have 700.

You have 200?

Are you fucking serious?

No way.

No wonder why we can't win a fight. I've cracked three of them in that fight and

you have 200 damage?

Talking about you're a Pred?

No wonder. You just run around and sit in corners.

You're actually fucking pathetic.

200 damage?

You're fucking dog shit.

Holy fuck. And you're bragging about being Pred?

No wonder why we couldn't win a single fucking hype.

200 damage.

You just run around and get fucking placement points. Holy shit.

You're the brawny of the fucking Apex, buddy.

You're so corny, bro. The tenth time you say it, it gets better.

Dad first and gamer. Holy shit. You and your kids must be the fattest, most

autistic retards ever.

Oh my god.

Holy shit, I feel bad for your kids.

Fucking 200 damage and you brag about being red.

You're fucking useless.

You are the one dead, I will say that. You've done... Yeah, maybe we can put a

fight when two... Two of them are fucking at 10 HP. If my team could hit a

fucking shot... Oh, your positioning was bad.

You guys are actual dog shit.

Fucking 200 damage endgame with six people. Push a fucking squad and maybe

you'd actually get good at the game instead of camping.

Holy fuck, it's actually sad.

Do you want me to run soon? Yes or no?

No, no. I want to watch this guy's gameplay.

Let me see some Fred gameplay, bro.

Show me how you fight here.

Let me show some crazy cred games.

You've literally done nothing but run the entire game.

Oh, get him, Ash. Go crazy, bro.

You're a fucking dog shit. Holy fuck.

You talked so much shit to not even get a fucking knock.

Like, come on, man.

You couldn't hit three shots in a row on that guy with the mask? Buddy,

you talked so crazy about how you were afraid. And you literally couldn't get a

single kill.

Buddy,

you had 200 damage.

What are you right now?

What are you right now?

I'm gonna try to rest.

I can rest you guys for sure. We can win this. Can you guys stop the fighting?

Holy cow.

You're so sad.

You live a sad life.

You're just LeBron-y to my LeBron.

You're one of my little kids.

You're one of my little kids. Oh, the dramatic side.

The Redditor side.

Oh, shit.

I have three kids. You can be the fourth. Don't worry.

Hey, it's all good.

At least we know your brain still works a little.

Jeej, you're actually a... Holy shit. You guys never shut up. You are actually

a... Just said Jeej, no fucking way.

Hey, Pathy, one day you can hang with the big lions.

This will fucking last. You gotta be an unreal person.

You gotta be either fucking autistic, fat.

Choose a struggle, man.

I feel so bad for you. Hey, buddy, you're playing Pac.

I was overstimulated, I can't lie.