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He said picking up litter
was the best time of his life.
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I think that demonstrates
his rather low expectations.
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I never said that about picking up litter.
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- Where did you get that?
- The guy in the mask.
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- Who is he?
- It's you.
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It's over. No more community service.
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And I have no job,
no money, no girlfriend.
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OK, so I'm immortal-
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but other than that,
I've basically got fuck-all going for me.
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Does anyone fancy a drink?
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Yeah, sure, man.
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You know, apart from
all the killing and the dying and stuff,
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it really wasn't as bad
as I thought it was going to be.
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(# EELS: Christmas ls
Going To The Dogs)
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# Get off your sled and go to bed
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# Don't you ever tire?
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# Throw a bone, I'm finally home
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# Curled up by the fire
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# Snow is fallin' from the sky
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# Like ashes from an urn
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# Sweet dreams, my little one... #
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What a loser.
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# ...Now it's my turn... #
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FUCK you!
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# Well, Christmas
is going to the dogs... #
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Ah! Merry Christmas, little fella!
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Hey, I'm not a pedophile!
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Yeah... ! Ah... ! Ah... ! Ah...!
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Oh! No! No...
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Oh, shit!
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# ...And Christmas is going to the dogs
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# We're scarf in' down the turkey
and eggnog
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# And things aren't looking
very good, it's true
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# So I'll just lay here and chew
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# So I'll just stay here
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# And chew. #
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(it THE RAPTURE'. Echoes)
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# The city breathing
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# The people churning
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# The conversating
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# The price is what?
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# The conversating
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# This place is heaven
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# And if you see them... #
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(WATCH TICKS)
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It was crap,
he nearly came in his pants...
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You should try giving him one...!
(THEY LAUGH)
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You're going to break your neck.
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I'm not pushing you around
in a wheelchair.
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I have to learn sometime.
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Show me.
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You'd better do it.
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So being Santa sucks a big fat cock.
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Two pints of lager please, barmaid.
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- Are you going to pay for them?
- No.
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Oh, come on! I've been working
for the council, scraping up dog shit.
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That's thirsty work.
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So how did it all go so right for you?
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You end up with a cool flat
and a beautiful girlfriend?
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I think it's dead romantic, I do.
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I think I liked it better when you
suffered from a crippling shyness.
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No way! No more free drink!
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Prick.
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- (BURPS)
- You're going to get us both sacked.
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Do you really want to spend the rest
of your life working in some shitty bar?
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- No.
- Then I'm doing you a favour. Refill!
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This is fucking ridiculous!
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I had to walk all the way back
from the other side of the estate.
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Are you OK?
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(QUIETLY) Have you got my knickers?
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- Want a look?!
- I wouldn't mind.
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After all, it is nearly Christmas.
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I really wouldn't do that if I were you.
That's how babies get turned into dwarfs.
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I like dwarfs.
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Me too. Who are you?
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I'm Marnie.
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And this baby of yours,
who's the dad?
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I'll know when it comes out.
Depends if it's white or black
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or Chinese or...French.
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Those brown babies are very cute.
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And I like a Chinese baby
as much as the next man.
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Me too.
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Whoever the dad is, he's not around.
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So you're all alone in the world -
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apart from the living organism
growing inside you?
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Looks that way.
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We should probably go for a drink.
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Swap some funny stories.
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See if we have
similar tastes and interests.
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- Overcome some emotional hurdles.
- And have a few huge rows.
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"What did you do, you stupid prick?!"
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"I'm sorry, baby,
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"I didn't know we were exclusive -
and she had massive tits.
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- "It'll never happen again."
- We'll make up
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and before you know what's happened, I've
trapped you in a serious relationship.
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That would be the
conventional way to do it.
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There's just one problem.
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I can't drink.
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So... I guess we should
skip all that other stuff
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and get straight down to the shagging.
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(# JULIAN CASABLANCAS:
I Wish It Was Christmas Today)
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# I don't care what the neighbours say
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# Christmas time is near... #
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I don't want to poke
the baby in the eye.
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Just...do it gently.
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Fuck me, Santa.
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(KNOCKING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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I'm here about my power.
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Take a seat.
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So, what can you do?
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Er...
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Anyone who touches me...
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...they want to shag me.
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It's like they're super-horny
or something.
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I can see how that would be a problem.
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How much do you want for it?
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I don't want anything,
l...just want it gone.
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Can you do that?
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That's why I'm here.
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You won't use it on anyone, will you?
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I can't use the powers
while I'm holding them.
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What will you do with it, then?
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That's not your problem.
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Look“.
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I can give you your life back.
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That's what you want, right?
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Give me your hand.
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It's all there.
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(# THE SWEET INSPIRATIONS:
Every Day Will Be Like A Holiday)
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it ...Every 63'!
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# Will be like a holiday... #
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Hi.
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I don't want you to freak out...
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Why would l...?
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There's this guy. I went to see him.
He took my power.
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How?
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He touched me. It's gone.
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What's he going to do with it?
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I don't know. Doesn't matter. It's gone.
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I want to be able to touch you.
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I want it to be like it was.
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We had great sex.
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I miss having sex with you.
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Kiss me.
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# When my baby
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# When my baby comes home
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# He said not to worry
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# Don't sit by the phone
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# Soon I'll be home, baby
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# You'll never be alone
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# I expect to see him
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# Sometime today
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# I know my baby
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# ls never going away... #
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(SIGHS)
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Doesn't matter.
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Simon...
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...look at me.
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He was much better than me, wasn't he?
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No... It was different.
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I hate thinking about you being with him.
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It was you!
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You're the same person.
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Except he's much better than me, isn't he?
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You'll always love him
more than you love me.
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Simon...
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(SIGHS)
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WOMAN: How are you doing that?
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I'm Jesus Christ...
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...and I have been reborn.
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(MURMURS OF AMAZEMENT)
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I want to be there for you,
you and the baby.
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Have you got any money?
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I'm not being funny,
you look seriously poor.
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Well, maybe I'm a multimillionaire
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who just chooses to live
in the community centre.
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And are you?
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No. That would be ridiculous!
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(come RATTLING)
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40, 60...
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£1.67. Oh!
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£1.68.
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That's everything I have
in the entire world. Take it.
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I want you to have it.
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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Actually, can I just get
50p back for a KitKat?
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(TRICKLING)
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Oh, Jesus!
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What's wrong?
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The baby's on my bladder.
I pissed myself.
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Oh. Don't worry about it.
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I've pissed and shit myself
more times than I can remember.
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Me too.
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- I'll be right with you.
- Hiya. You must be Barry?
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Nathan's told me so much about you.
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(DRIPPING)
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Phew!
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Who's she?
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He took her power.
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So, how much did she get for it?
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Nothing. She wanted to get rid of it.
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She can touch people.
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I can touch her.
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We had sex.
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Ah! So you finally get to sample
the goods, and they're...
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not as advertised?
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Is she one of those girls with really
long pubes, down to her knees?
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- No!
- Has she got an extroverted vagina?
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Cos they can fix that
in an operation, man!
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I was shit.
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Oh! So, you're after some sex tips
from a far more experienced lover!
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Two words.
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Fisherman's Friend.
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Isn't that a cough sweet?
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You pop one of those bad boys in your
mouth and then you head due south
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and you pleasure her, orally...
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And it's the menthol.
She's gonna feel like her pussy's on fire.
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Huh?
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Ah. I always keep some on me,
just in case I'm required to perform.
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Goon
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That's for you.
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I think that young lady is going
to have a very merry Christmas!
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I'll tell you something else, man,
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if the girl's pregnant,
it makes the baby kick like a nutter!
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See you, man.
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Hi.
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So, what have you got?
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Immortality.
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So, that's off the A list.
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How much d'you want for it?
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I will not settle for a penny less...
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than £1 million.
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(# EARTHA KITT: Santa, Baby)
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What's this?
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That's two grand, for you and the baby.
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Yeah, it should've been more,
but I got really beaten down on the price.
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How did you get it?
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Did you suck off some fat German tourist?
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No!
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No, I sold my immortality.
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What?
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It's a long and totally ridiculous story.
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I am here to help you change
your life today, right now, this moment.
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I know what it's like
living on this estate.
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I know what it's like to feel
disappointment, to feel pain
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- to feel angry...
- What's all this?
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Our Lord, Jesus Christ, has risen again.
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Right.
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Good for him.
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It's nice he's come back
in time for Christmas.
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Yeah.
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...And I promise you, I will change
your lives forever, this day, this moment.
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Give us the money. Do it!
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I know what it's like to...
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Did no-one ever tell you
that stealing is a sin?
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- Who are you?
- I'm Jesus Christ.
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Yeah? Well, I need to score,
so you're getting robbed.
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I don't think so.
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WOMAN: It's another miracle!
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You need to do some serious repenting.
262
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,319
If you wish to enter
the Kingdom of Heaven,
263
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,156
you must give generously, so that
we can spread the word of our Lord.
264
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,434
Spread.
265
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,313
It's so weird that I can do this.
266
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,835
How does it feel?
267
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,196
It's so nice not to have
to think about it any more.
268
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,679
Maybe we'd all be better off without them.
269
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,114
What're you saying?
270
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:50,034
I'm saying this random teleporting
all over the place,
271
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,679
it's a pain in the arse.
272
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,036
I mean, what has any of us
actually achieved with our powers?
273
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,679
Apart from saving all our lives?
274
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,956
We wouldn't need saving
if it wasn't for the powers.
275
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,917
We don't need to be caught up
in all this bullshit.
276
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,436
D'you think it's all right
to just flog our powers like that?
277
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,955
I don't know if you've noticed,
but we're not exactly living the dream.
278
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,759
You always hated hearing
what people thought about you.
279
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,672
That's because most people
are two-faced dickheads.
280
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,878
I think we should go and see this guy.
See how much he offers us.
281
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,240
Look, it's worth having a conversation.
282
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,630
All right.
283
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,472
(RUMBLING)
284
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,470
What're you doing here?
285
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,074
I wanted to know what he was doing
with the powers. Why are you here?
286
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,992
20 fucking grand!
287
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,390
- You sold your powers?
- Yeah, mate.
288
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,598
You shouldn't be doing this.
We were given them for a reason.
289
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,795
And what reason's that?
290
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,917
I'll give you 20,000 reasons
for getting rid of 'em.
291
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,911
It's like in Superman ll,
when Superman gives up his powers
292
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,594
so that he could be with Lois Lane.
293
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,954
And...?
294
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,474
General Zod took over the world!
295
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,154
That's totally relevant,
except there ain't no General Zod,
296
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,073
and that's £20,000.
297
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,151
Later.
298
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,476
I just want us to be a normal couple.
299
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,790
I don't think we ever can be.
300
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,077
Yeah, but...
you don't need to be invisible.
301
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,720
You're not that person any more.
302
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,792
You've moved on. We've all moved on.
303
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,599
It's part of who I am.
304
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,559
You told me we should do this.
305
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,514
You from the future.
306
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,673
I told you we should give up our powers?
307
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,875
Yeah.
308
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,270
We're supposed to do this.
309
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,751
Are you buying or selling?
310
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,196
(# THE EDWIN HAWKINS SINGERS:
Oh, Happy Day)
311
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,157
Corning to bed?
312
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,196
If this is about the sex,
you just need some practice.
313
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,714
It's how you get good.
314
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,950
# Oh, happy day---
315
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,838
# Oh, happy day
316
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,275
# Oh, happy day---
317
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,476
# Oh, happy day
318
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,836
# When Jesus washed...
319
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,672
# When Jesus washed
320
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,990
# Oh, when he washed
321
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,151
# When Jesus washed
322
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,311
# When Jesus washed...
323
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,754
# When Jesus washed
324
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,514
# He washed my sins away, Lord
325
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,159
# Oh, happy day
326
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,675
# Oh, happy day---
327
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,194
# Oh, happy day
328
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,430
# When Jesus washed...
329
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,352
# When Jesus washed
330
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,397
# Oh, when he washed
331
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,869
# When Jesus washed
332
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,473
# When Jesus washed...
333
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,073
# When Jesus washed
334
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,312
# He washed my sins away, Lord
335
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,959
# Oh, happy day
336
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,553
# Oh, it's a happy day
337
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,756
# Oh, happy day
338
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:30,199
# He taught me how
339
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,113
# To watch
340
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,670
# Fight and pray...
341
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,558
# Fight and pray
342
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,760
# And he'll rejoice
343
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:52,633
# In things we say
344
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,836
# Oh, happy day
345
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,709
# Oh, happy day---
346
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,711
# Oh, happy day
347
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,518
# Oh, happy day---
348
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,034
# Oh, happy day
349
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,475
# Oh, happy day---
350
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,439
# Oh, happy day
351
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:15,596
# on, happy day, oh, happy day
352
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,629
# Oh, happy day---
353
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,554
# Oh, happy day
354
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,313
# on, happy wad- #
355
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,550
Jesus?
356
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,551
Hi.
357
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,194
Is that really the best you can do?
358
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,271
I'll break it down for you.
359
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,432
Do you want to go to heaven, hm,
360
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,400
or do you want to burn in hell
for all eternity?
361
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,154
- Hmm.
- That's all they had to give.
362
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,392
If they won't give willingly,
you take it from them.
363
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,710
But you said robbing people was wrong.
364
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,712
Now you're doing it for God, it's OK.
365
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:30,319
Go forth unto the world and...
(SHOUTING) ...bring me some money!
366
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,996
(HE WHISTLES
Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
367
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,317
NATHAN: Chin-chin! Here's to life.
368
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,597
So, now you're going traveling,
369
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,512
suddenly you're all cool
about handing out free drinks?
370
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,716
I am so looking forward
to not having to listen to your shit.
371
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,598
I'll miss you, too(!)
372
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,109
What?
373
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,873
You look amazing.
374
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,394
D'you think so?
375
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,914
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
376
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,990
Well classy.
377
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,833
The woman in the shop
thought I was shoplifting.
378
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,309
Got me wad of cash out, mate.
She looked proper sick.
379
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,391
Should've seen her.
380
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,154
- Set me up.
- Whoo!
381
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,799
So, where are you going first?
382
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,430
Thailand. We fly out to Bangkok,
then we hit the beaches.
383
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,592
You think you might have a go
on one of those Thai ladyboys?
384
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,671
Yeah, I see that happening(!)
385
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,798
Hey, you may not know until it's too late.
I didn't have a clue, man.
386
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,200
Have you been to Thailand?
387
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,113
No. I met this little fella
at a party on the estate.
388
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,032
What, and you went with him?
389
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,078
Well, let's just say
I didn't not go with him.
390
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,073
I was very drunk, and he had his cock
and balls taped into his arse crack,
391
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,278
so from where I was kneeling,
it looked like a bald little pussy.
392
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,874
Can I get you something?
393
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,349
- Empty the till and the safe!
- Yeah, good one, mate.
394
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,876
- What the fuck...?!
- What the fuck are you doing?!
395
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,873
- Just give us the money. Do it!
- All right.
396
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,873
And the safe.
397
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,917
They don't trust me
with the keys to the safe.
398
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,559
That's cos you're always
giving people free drinks.
399
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,555
Back off! Move!
Give us your money! Give us your cash!
400
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,591
Where's yours?
401
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,956
I haven't got any.
I never have any. Ask anyone.
402
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,350
- Hand it over.
- Just give him the money!
403
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,078
No. That's for Marnie and the baby!
404
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,594
D'you think I'm joking?
405
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,633
Actually, I really couldn't give a fuck.
406
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,313
Back off!
407
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,834
Go ahead.
408
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,552
Shoot me!
409
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,430
I'm immortal!
410
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,034
No, you're not.
411
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,595
Nikki!
412
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,393
- Someone call an ambulance!
- Jesus Christ!
413
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,116
No. No!
414
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,591
- Nikki...
- She's fucking dying.
415
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,954
Is she breathing?
416
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,989
Nikki!
417
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,235
I'm gonna get my power back.
418
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,596
I'm gonna turn back time.
419
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,552
I'm gonna save her.
420
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,149
I knew there was something up
with that lad.
421
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,914
If I'd had my power,
I could've stopped it.
422
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,436
If I die, I won't be there
for Marnie and the baby.
423
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,713
I can't go back to being like that.
424
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,074
I'm sorry.
425
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,317
I need my power back.
426
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,511
That's not gonna be possible.
427
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,238
- What are you talking about?
- I don't have it.
428
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,757
- What do you mean, you don't have it?
- I sold it to an old Jewish guy.
429
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,400
Said he wanted
to rewind time and kill Hitler.
430
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,677
Well, you've got to admire his ambition.
431
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,718
My girlfriend's dead! I need my power!
Come on, man!
432
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,270
I'm sorry about your girlfriend,
but I can't help you.
433
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,636
What about the rest of our powers?
434
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,154
Yeah, cos we're gonna need those back too.
435
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,675
They're still available, at a price.
436
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,353
How much?
437
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,110
Shall we say...40,000 each.
438
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,396
You only paid us 20 grand!
439
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,677
What? You got £20,000 for your power?
440
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,239
Yeah. How much did you get?
441
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,995
We don't need to get into that now.
You robbed me, you bastard!
442
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,879
You all agreed a price
you were happy to sell at.
443
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,032
Yeah, well, I didn't think it through,
so legally, it's still mine.
444
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,471
You get me my power.
445
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,312
It's not gonna happen.
446
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,869
You either get him his power back
or I'll start kicking you in the balls.
447
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:18,034
Yeah, I've seen her do it.
You won't enjoy it one little bit.
448
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,396
I really wouldn't do that, if I were you.
449
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,070
(LAUGHTER)
450
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,437
Him? Are you for real?
451
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,352
He couldn't fuck his way
out of a paper bag, mate.
452
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:35,197
Look at him. He's got the body of a small,
malnourished, prepubescent child.
453
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,233
Oh? Hey, there, little fella. You OK?
454
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,675
Argh!
455
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,674
Open the fucking door!
Open the fuck...
456
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,429
- Open it!
- KELLY: What you gonna do?
457
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,829
Argh. I think he broke a rib.
458
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,195
(HE WHISTLES
We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
459
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,151
- Hi!
- Fuck off.
460
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,478
That wasn't very friendly.
461
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,110
- What do you want?
- I just want to chat.
462
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,840
- I'm Jesus.
- I know you.
463
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,639
The guy who takes the powers.
You were there.
464
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,710
You got me.
465
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,996
- You're very pretty.
- That's original(!)
466
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,033
I wanna fuck your brains out.
467
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,351
ALISHA: Come on, let's go.
468
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,638
Come on, put it in me.
469
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,949
Jesus?
470
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,791
I, er... I shot someone.
471
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,109
You did What?!
472
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,476
- I didn't mean to.
- ALISHA: I want your cock.
473
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,755
She's dead.
474
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,874
You've got my power.
475
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,997
She was just a girl.
476
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,718
I killed her!
477
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,234
Are you sorry?
478
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,472
Then God forgives you.
479
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,552
Seriously?
480
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,438
Just like that?
481
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,558
Just like that.
Everything bad you've ever done.
482
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:08,875
All the...stealing, drugs
and, er, masturbating.
483
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,240
Don't worry about it. You're forgiven.
484
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,718
Off you go, then.
485
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,830
Alisha? What is it?
486
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,638
What happened?
487
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,074
I lied to you.
488
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,997
You never said we were supposed
to give up our powers.
489
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,560
But I just wanted us to be normal.
490
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,553
You shouldn't have done that.
491
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,074
I'm sorry.
492
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,590
We started this, and now Nikki's dead.
493
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,000
It's OK.
494
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,118
No, it's not OK.
495
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,114
What is it?
496
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,555
There's a guy calling himself Jesus.
497
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,712
He's got my power. He used it on me.
498
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,279
Did you...?
499
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,479
No. I got away.
500
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,793
But the boy who robbed the bar,
he was there, and...
501
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,791
I think the Jesus guy put him up to it.
502
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,553
Where are you going?
503
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,595
I'm gonna kill Jesus.
504
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,910
Then I'm coming with you.
505
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,118
(SINGING-me)
506
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,155
- Ah! Everybody, this is Marnie.
- Hi.
507
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,435
These are my friends.
508
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,555
I'm not your friend.
509
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,916
She's lying.
510
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,196
The guy who killed Nikki...
he was doing it for Jesus.
511
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,875
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
512
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,116
- Oh, what?!
- Is that the guy?
513
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,271
Can I help you?
514
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,874
You can't go round pretending
to be Jesus. What's God gonna say?
515
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,837
You haven't even got a beard!
516
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,877
Hey! I gave my life to him.
517
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,759
I went without money and sex.
What a joke!
518
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,593
I preached and prayed,
and no-one gave a shit.
519
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,956
You do a few miracles,
everyone thinks you're the Messiah.
520
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,917
Have you seen that lot out there?
521
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,630
I've given their lives...meaning.
522
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,838
I'm sorry, would you mind getting her
to stop? That's very distracting.
523
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,513
One of your followers
killed my girlfriend.
524
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,398
You're exploiting the vulnerable.
525
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,994
- You're taking money off people.
- You're sexually assaulting girls.
526
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,754
Hey. That's the Catholic Church for you.
527
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,990
He's got a point.
When I was growing up in Ireland,
528
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,357
if the priests weren't fiddling with you,
you were one of the ugly kids.
529
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,078
I'm gonna finish you.
530
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,397
We may have done sod all with our powers,
but we never abused them.
531
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,914
We never raped or murdered anyone.
532
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,435
She raped me,
and we killed loads of people.
533
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,318
OK. But we're the good guys.
534
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,835
Every time we get anywhere near him,
he'll just fuck off somewhere else.
535
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,197
We need our powers.
We can use this to buy them back.
536
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,793
And then we're kicking the shit
out of Jesus!
537
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,633
Oh, he's not Jesus, all right?
538
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,870
This way.
539
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,598
Should you be carrying
something heavy like this?
540
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,990
I'm fine. (MOUTHS)
541
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,197
I think that belongs to me.
542
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,509
Come get it, if you fucking want it.
543
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,398
NATHAN: Back this way, back this way!
544
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,676
If the mountain
won't come to Muhammad...
545
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,831
Now he's starting on the Muslims!
546
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,959
(THEY SHOUT AND GROAN)
547
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,879
MARNIE: Ah, shit! We've killed Jesus!
548
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,189
Whoops.
549
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,033
Just in case it really is Jesus.
550
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,034
Our Lord has sacrificed himself, again.
551
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,270
He's not Jesus! He's just a dickhead
with a few superpowers.
552
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,431
Superpowers?
553
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,479
Do you really expect me
to believe that? Our Father...
554
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,073
Ah! Did you piss yourself again?
555
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,949
My waters have broken.
The baby's coming... Ow!
556
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,509
Ohh! Ahh!
557
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,671
What do we do?
558
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,312
Where's the fucking ambulance, mate?
559
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,277
I've called it two times!
560
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,431
(GROANING)
561
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,679
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
562
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,990
Does anyone know anything
about delivering babies,
563
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,559
because I think this is happening
right now!
564
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,994
- Hot towels!
- Right!
565
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,714
We haven't got any.
566
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,235
- Oh, you're a big fucking help(!)
- Where's the ambulance?
567
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,515
It's on its way!
568
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,876
- How close is it to actually coming out?
- How does it feel, baby?
569
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,839
It feels like my cunt's
being ripped apart!
570
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,471
I'm no expert, but that sounds normal.
Right, I'm going down for a quick peak.
571
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,718
There's a little baby
coming out of your twat!
572
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,436
Me and Marnie talked about it
573
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,397
and we want all of you
to be the baby's godparents.
574
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,959
She doesn't even know us.
575
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,600
She hasn't got any other friends,
and neither have I.
576
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,036
I told her there's no-one in the world
I trust more than you guys.
577
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,350
You said that about us?
578
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:20,911
- Well, no, not really. What d'you say?
- Will you please shut the fuck up?!
579
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,073
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry, baby. Come on. Just push.
580
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,119
(SCREAMS)
581
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,519
NATHAN: Hello!
582
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,474
He looks like me.
583
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,313
(BABY CRIES)
584
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,438
Hey there, little fella.
585
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,431
It's OK. Daddy's here.
586
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:04,391
# Little donkey, little donkey
587
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,509
# On the dusty road
588
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:14,913
# Gotta keep on plodding onwards
589
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,039
# With your precious load
590
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:25,069
# Been a long time, little donkey
591
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,757
# Through the winter's night
592
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,994
# Don't give up now, little donkey
593
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,472
# Bethlehem's in sight. #
594
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:45,476
ALL: # Ring out the bells tonight
595
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:51,397
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
596
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:56,350
# Follow the star tonight
597
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:03,312
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem. #
598
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,795
- You've seriously lost your cool.
- Oh, shut up. It's Christmas.
599
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,554
Sorry, Jesus.
600
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,754
I think I'm having another!
I think I'm having twins!
601
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,480
What?! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
602
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,437
- What is it?
- You're giving birth to an alien!
603
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,431
Get it out, get it out!
604
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,234
Die!
605
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,357
It's the afterbirth, you dickhead!
606
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,392
Anyway, so...
607
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,391
happy Christmas, one and all.
608
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,518
That is a fucking horrible jumper.
609
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,798
Shut up. It was a Christmas present
from Marnie. That's very rude.
610
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,909
Is there any reason why have to have
the same powers as we had before?
611
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,992
Mine died with that Jesus guy.
612
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,436
He said if we've got the money,
we can take our pick.
613
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,989
OK.
614
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,198
So who's first?
615
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,071
You're all such pussies! I'll do it.
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