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You're very early today.

It isn't quite yet time for the divine service,

O lost sheep.

Or could it be that you've come to pray alone?

If there is something troubling you, perhaps you should consult the reverend.

Rather than be weighed down by your troubles,

confessing to God will surely bring you peace.

There's no need to make up your mind right away.

Let us pray together while you think on it.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

please bring peace and providence unto this lost sheep.

And may You protect his peaceful heart from all evils.

Is something the matter?

You look unable to set your mind on prayer.

What could possibly be afflicting this lost sheep?

If there is anything at all that I could do to help guide your uncertain soul,

I shall gladly assist.

Excuse me?

You want to see

my shorts?

panties

Oh,

what evil temptations have plagued this lost sheep's heart?

How terrible!

Let us pray and together repent for your sinful lust.

You... absolutely must see my shorts,

otherwise you will be overcome with wickedness and evil?

I understand.

If but a moment of disgrace on my part is enough to save your soul,

who am I to hesitate?

Only...

Those who cannot follow in the Lord's footsteps cause me great disappointment.

Oh, God, forgive me.

To have a smile on your face during such a time as this...

How foolish of you.

You disappoint me.