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I don't think it's a very good idea to joke about this sort of thing, Master.

You're not joking? I don't quite understand.

You want me to show you my underwear...

Are you sane?

You'd go that far...

Do you really want to see them?

Where has my admirable Master gone, I wonder?

Just ten minutes ago, I was but an ordinary maid

whose only worry was about which jam to spread on today's scones for afternoon tea.

Oh, Master!

The jam I made the other day is ready to be eaten, Master!

Today's scones turned out quite nicely.

Shall I prepare your afternoon tea?

Assam or Darjeeling tea would be perfect with this jam.

Though I couldn't possibly pass up the scent of Earl Grey!

Which should I pour?

Anyway, was there something you were after?

Excuse me?

You want to see my underwear?

My deepest apologies, I must have misheard you.

What did you just say?

Master, you should know that sexual harassment is taken very seriously in this day and age.

You're lucky that I can put up with your jokes.

What? You weren't joking?

And just like that, my peaceful afternoon was brought to an end

by what Master had just uttered.

You know...

That look of such anticipation in your eyes brings me nothing but displeasure.

You're a hopeless pervert.

What an utterly irredeemable human being.