Original subtitles

So, you're not going to lead our household, as long as Manga is angry?

Ich hoffe, ich kann eure Mutter würdig vertreten. In allem?

Golf guckt schon ganz gierig.

Dein Schwanz hat sich ja toll entwickelt haben, hat eure Mutter erzählt.

Lass doch mal sehen.

Herr Friederike, wir müssen aber in die Schule.

Unser Wiedersehen geht vor.

Lass mal sehen.

So, also, wer ist denn in der Schule?

So ist es leichter zu wissen, was der Unterricht mal so sagt.

Das gefällt mir. Ich war in der Schule auch einen Tag.

Tante Friederike, du bist herzlich willkommen.

Tante Friederike, bitten zu mir, das ist kürzer.

Und passend.

Richtig.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I've been talking to my ads all day about this noise.

What they don't put together is no cow's skin.

That's really unbearable.

Unbelievable. You can't hear anything here.

Great, how the birds are singing again.

That's two good things from the face.

That's why my daughter is always so pissed off.

Only when she winks.

They didn't come here to see you.

That's right.

We're going over there. And what if they find out? Then let's go.

Daddy, are you coming with me? Yes, of course.

Oh, I'm not strong enough yet. I'm going to puke, as always.

How many?

Oh, four will be enough.

Sylvia, what are you?

I'm a wimp.

And why?

Because I'm a wimp all day.

Und warum noch?

Weil ich dabei dauernd ans Ficken denke.

Mit wem würdest du am liebsten ficken?

Mit dir, Danny. Ich warte schon so lange da drauf.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

My nieces and I could get married in the mills.

But seriously, ladies and gentlemen. We are two healthy women.

And the fun we have at the picket, we just have to scream it out.

I would like to give him a short test.

But with which partner?

Excuse me, please.

You wanted to give me the check, didn't you?

Yes, Mama.

I get along well with the children.

We are very good.

Mama.

Mama.

Zwei Würste warten auf mich.

Und vier harte Eier.

Das ist zu viel für mich?

Mama, du weißt doch, ich vertrag eine ganze Menge.

Ich hab so ein Ziegen im Unterleib.

Mama, können wir später

noch mal telefonieren?

Das war ja ein irres Gespräch. Ihr seid okay, ihr zwei.

Keine langen Umstände. Das mag ich.

Also, besorgt mir gut.

Wow.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Amen. Amen.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yes, I think it's great how you look at the birds.

In this house it looks so distant.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It would be great if you could shoot that back there again.

You'll see that soon.

Oh.

Oof.

Yeah,

come on.

Thank you very much.

Jochen! Your secretary is here.

Should I really let her in here?

Well, I've got an important letter for you.

My brother is waiting for me.

What's wrong with you? Where do you want to go?

Boss, I didn't know that I wanted a girlfriend.

Das ist meine Nichte.

Glauben Sie, ich würde mir sowas mit einer Fremden erlauben?

Saug schön.

Lass mich nicht irritieren.

Darf ich wiederkommen, wenn Sie allein sind?

Seien Sie nicht zickig.

Setzen Sie sich dahin. Eine perfekte Sekretärin lässt sich doch nicht durch

ein nettiges Schwanzlutschen aus der Fassung bringen.

Oder haben Sie vielleicht noch nie einen Schwanz im Mund gehabt?

Nein, Chef.

Here is the address.

To Mr. Ackermann. Mr. Ackermann, please.

Dear Mr. Ackermann, there is a new building of the Unterhaltskursen in your

building.

Well, do you understand me?

Yes, I understand that you can't see me.

I don't like it.

I don't like it at all.

I don't

like

it.

I look forward to seeing you again soon.

Uncle,

I have a question.

Could your secretary take care of the slate?

Ms. Strengholz, arrange the papers on the table.

Are you serious, boss?

Then he should just get rid of the carpet.

Make the video.

That's good, you can keep it for tonight.

Maybe you'll get the chance to go on vacation.

You're right, I can't.

But I need you now.

I need you to shine and you'll still keep me on my ass, okay?

I have to go.

Please, if you are disabled, let me know.

Take care.

And so on.

Uncle, now I would like to ask you something.

Yes, my stick is already on the edge of your cool hole.

Do you want

a

cognac? You look nervous.

I would rather go and come back when you're done.

That would be a form of work refusal.

I'd like a cognac then.

Over there on the tea cart. It's best if you take the whole bottle.

Oh, damn it, Iris!

Excuse me, Mrs. Steingholz.

My niece is looking at my stand as if she were made of iron.

Would you show me a friendship film?

What friendship?

Let's see if this one's bloody.

The foresight of my niece is so tight that I'm afraid she's going to kill me.

I can't find any blood, but it's all wet.

You can disinfect it.

And how does it work?

You take a mouthful of cognac and put it in your throat.

Oh, damn it.

Oh God,

what have I done?

What a shame.

Chef, can you forgive me again?

What forgive?

That we made your tail in the toilet?

When you're a little bit drunk, you say the most obvious truth.

Wenn er Ihnen so gut schmeckt, bekommen Sie ihn gleich nochmal.

Oh, yeah.

We'll make it more comfortable.

Then the boss can take better care of you.

Oh, boss.

What do you mean by me?

That's called fucking, Ms. Steinhardt.

The second one, you can do it alone.

Yeah.

ones.

Yeah.

Concentrate your guts.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, shit.

Thank you.

Interesting.

And when did it start?

Jetzt kommt die große Überraschung, sagte mein Vater.

Und dann haben beide mich rangenommen.

Beide gleichzeitig?

Am Anfang nur Daddy. Aber der hatte einen sehr kleinen Schwanz. Meine Fotos

waren nicht eng genug.

Deshalb wollte er lieber in meinen Arsch.

Und ihre Mutter?

Die hat sich schiefgelacht.

Schiefgelacht?

Naja, es war Daddys erster Arschweg. Und trotz seinen kleinen Kimmels kam er

nicht rein.

Not even as if my asses were torn apart.

When I think about it, I get nauseous.

I understand.

I get nauseous too.

And then the father left the son?

Not directly.

He pushed his two thin spades back into my front hole.

And because there was still so much space, my brother had to put it back in.

And that worked?

I know, a lot of women have problems when two pussies want to go to the

airport at the same time.

But we had a great time.

We made the place.

And your mother didn't let herself be licked by you?

What do you think of her? She stinks decently.

She always just looked at me and licked me.

But she was refined.

With the orgasm, or whatever it's called, she waited as long as possible

until the two of them sprayed me full.

Only then did she let it come.

It was actually quite comfortable at his home.

And are they actually gone?

Always the same two tails.

He wouldn't have liked that either.

Kid, there you have met us last time.

There were four tails on the sea.

Boys, make yourselves at home.

That's really very nice of him.

I thank him from the bottom of my heart.

First I want to check your reflexes.

For you, I'll put them on the table.

Good.

I love you.

Look, they're shooting on the flip side.

Let me look down on you, Sam.

Okay, you guys.

Okay,

friends, watch out. It's a dumbbell.

Oh, so long and keine Schwänze mehr und jetzt gleich so viel.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's cool. Yeah.

Oh, God.

So,

with you, I'm done with the pig's tail.

It was so awesome.

Good idea.

Let's take the juice out.

I'll take your last drop.

you

And...

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I don't know if I got it right.

Oh, yeah.

Here's the neighbor, Leitner.

No, I don't want to complain.

On the contrary.

I actually wanted to come over with the guy.

Stupid ad.

That's nice of you.

But you're only allowed to visit us if you fuck your daughter.

Oh, I'm doing that right now.

But my daughter can confirm it.

Stingy, you're not filming right now.

I personally want to convince myself.

But not today.

What about tomorrow morning at 11?

Okay. Tomorrow at 11.

Tomorrow at 11. We'll tell him something. He'll tear his eyes out.

Do you want to hear how my nephew spits the new housemaid in his mouth?

Please.

Talk to me, Alex.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

in my life, don't I?

See you soon.