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Hi, son.

Hey, mom. How are you?

Oh, good. How are you doing? How's the dating service going?

It's so frustrating, mom. I mean, like, I've been out here for weeks, and it

seems like all the girls that I keep finding, like, we have nothing in

common. Like, you know how they like to listen to, like, 70s and 80s music and

stuff like that. You know, like, the stuff you like. Right.

And it just seems like all these girls are all into, like, new pop music, and,

you know, I just, I don't know. Like, I feel like I'm never going to find

anybody that I'm searching for.

Aw, I'm sorry to hear that.

I mean, have you been having any luck?

Not really.

You know, just trying to find someone younger who likes my same interest.

And I'm not having too much luck, actually.

I mean, if it goes to encouraging, I've been on here for weeks. I don't know.

You know what? Why don't you check your messages? Because I'm over this right

now. Okay.

Any luck? Any new messages?

Pretty much the same thing.

There's one guy here.

He's into hunting and fishing.

Not you.

That's not me.

No. I like to be treated like a lady. Take him to nice places.

Yeah, of course.

Wine me, dine me.

You know, that sort of thing.

Another one here.

Long walks on the beach.

He looks a little too old to be able to take a long walk. Long walk on the

beach? That's so cliche. I mean, that's ridiculous, Mom.

I know, I know.

Well,

there's one young one, but he's all into those monster trucks.

That's not you, Mom. Redneck.

Yeah, that's not you.

One message here.

He just wants someone for booty calls.

Who said that? Did he really think we were going to respond to that?

That's ridiculous.

That's what you get at the bar scene.

If you want a booty call, just go to your local bar and pick someone up.

You need someone classy going. I do.

I need someone that will come around quite often.

Maybe I should change the number of my age limit a little more.

Tell me 22.

That might work. They believe it, Mom. Well, people have told me I'm younger

than I am.

I'm going to become...

You could ask for it, Mom.

You'd definitely find a young guy that way.

Well, if I could just get them to meet me, then maybe they might change their

mind, right?

Could work.

I'm a classy lady.

I don't think some young guys would want to come in there.

I don't see that in front of you, did I?

Mom.

it hasn't worked yet, but, well, yeah, I've had a good time, I guess, so far.

You know, I could, you know, meet someone, you know, that's sure my

interest, but.

I know, that's what I'm looking for.

Just the same interest. That's it.

Younger, but same interest. I had no idea that was so far defined.

You know, it's almost like impossible.

Let me just check one more thing here.

It's like, you know, a wand, but, you know, a little fun.

Hmm.

All right.

Well,

let me just get this thing out of here.

I'm going to go make us some dinner. All right. Well, that sounds good, Mom.

Can I speed up? Okay.

Delete, delete, delete.

What is wrong with these people that think they can think?

What?

Oh my god.

I can't believe that. I'm shocked.

That's my perfect match?

Hey, Mom, what are you doing?

Hi, honey.

Are you checking your profile?

Yeah.

Any luck?

Well, my perfect match just came up.

Really? Yeah, and it was you.

Are you serious? I'm serious.

That's what you heard?

That's actually really funny because this morning when I was checking my

profile, it said my perfect match was you.

I mean, I saw and I was shocked and I was like, I can't believe that.

I know.

I mean, the more I thought about it, though, I was like, I mean, we do have

everything in common, obviously.

And, you know, we share obviously the same interests and, like, everything.

We do.

It makes sense.

I know. That's what I said. The more I thought about it, I was like, wow, it

does make sense.

And, I mean, I know it's just kind of weird to say, Mom, but, I mean, you are,

like, the sexiest, most desirable woman I know.

Aw, honey.

I don't want to embarrass you and that sort of thing, but it is true.

That's so sweet. I'm so flattered that you think that way about me. Well, look

at you, Mom. I mean, you're gorgeous.

Aw. Well, I have to tell you, I think you have grown into the most beautiful,

desirable man. Oh, Mom. Aw.

You're going to get blushed.

I mean...

I guess I never really thought about it like that, but... I mean, when I do, I

guess the computer kind of confirmed, but... Well, maybe I have been

fantasizing about it, you know? And that maybe you are my perfect match.

Well, maybe this computer dating is bringing us closer together.

I mean, you know I'd want to have even maybe a more close relationship than we

do now.

You mean... sexual?

I don't know, Mom. I mean, I'm...

I guess maybe I thought about that.

You have.

You know, let's come sit down and catch.

It's kind of weird to say, Mom, but I guess I have to confess you. I mean, I

guess... I'm going to feel awkward.

There's been times when I've watched you undress.

I mean, I know it's not right, but I just couldn't help myself because you're

so beautiful.

Well, I'll admit that I've looked and peeked in on you while you were

masturbating. I was probably masturbating thinking about you.

You have a beautiful big cock, honey.

You do.

I just can't believe it. I mean, I guess the online dating kind of confirmed what

we probably already always knew.

That's right.

We are a perfect match.

Come on.

We don't have to go out tonight, do we? No, I think we should just stay in.

I do too.

You

like

the way your mother's laying?

I do.

I love these stockings.

Oh, it's fancy as well. What would it be like to touch them?

So smooth and soft.

Thanks to computer dating, now your fantasy gets to come true.

I thought I noticed that.

Big ball didn't dance earlier.

It's because of you, mom.

Sweetheart.

Let me see that beautiful boy.

Nice big cup of yours.

Oh, look at that. You should be so proud of that, sweetheart.

Why don't you take your dress off for me, Mom?

Turn it around a little bit for me.

Oh, wow.

What do you think, bud?

Wow, mom.

Is that what you've been fantasizing about? Oh, my God.

You're even sexier than I imagined.

Mother you'd like to

It's been a long time since you've sucked on those. I sure have.

Oh, that feels so good, sweetheart.

You like your mother's titties? I sure do, Mom.

Why don't you lay down, Mom?

I just can't get enough of these stockings.

I mean, like, your mother's, like, stockings. They do.

They're so sexy.

I don't know how they feel, sweetheart.

Oh, they're so smooth, Mom.

You have the most beautiful legs.

Sweetheart. Oh, wow, that feels so good.

Oh, look at that beautiful big cock of yours.

Pumping in your mother's nylon and stiletto heels.

I feel so good, Mom.

I've always fantasized about this.

Oh, I always fantasized about having that sweet cock of yours.

Watching you masturbate just drove me crazy. I was thinking about you.

Oh, baby.

Yeah, bring me that sweet cock of yours.

Let your mother suck it.

Oh, God, it feels so good, Mom.

Oh,

baby, you taste so sweet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

I always wanted to do this, Mom.

Oh, you're such a sweet one.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, fuck your mother's nylons. Oh, God, that feels good.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, sweetheart.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, that's it, baby.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

look at that sweet cock pumping in and out of Mother's nylon.

Oh, God, that's so good. It's so hot, honey.

Yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

I should have

known you'd be the perfect dad.

Oh, wow.

What a nice surprise.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah. That's it.

Oh,

that's it. That's it.

Mom, I think maybe we should go upstairs to the bedroom.

We can spread out and have a little bit more fun.

Yeah, seriously.

Spread out and fuck.

Do you like this, honey? Oh, my God, Mom. It feels so good.

Oh, baby, you taste so sweet.

Oh,

mom,

I feel so good.

Enjoy your mother's tongue.

uh oh

Nothing like finding my son's sweet spot. Oh,

God,

Mom. Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Fuck you so bad.

You're reading my mind again.

Make the best of it. My very first time.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, my gosh.

Baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, I can't believe my son is hugging me. It feels so good. Oh, yeah,

Mom. Oh, yeah?

Uh-huh.

Oh, baby, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so good, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. Feel your mother's pussy, honey.

Oh, yeah. Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, that's it, baby.

Bang your mother.

Bang your mother hard with a big cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yes.

Do you like how it feels?

With your cock in your mother's pussy?

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Better than I could imagine.

Oh, yeah.

Do you like how it feels with your mother's nylon legs stroking? Oh, yeah.

Mom, bend over for me.

I hope someone can pop one of your garters. Oh, don't worry about that.

Just keep fucking me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, Mom. You're so tight.

Yeah. Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, it's so hard.

Best sex ever. Yeah, it sure is, Mom. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I had no idea.

Yeah,

baby.

Oh, God.

My mother's pussy's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Deep inside of me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Is that deep enough? Oh, yeah, baby. That's so deep.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. That's a beautiful cock, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Drill, baby, drill.

Yeah.

Oh.

Let's see. Oh.

Sweet. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Do you like fucking me, son?

Oh, my God, yeah, Mom.

Did you cut it hard when you see me? Oh, shit. I need your nylons and heels. Oh,

shit.

You're so sexy.

Oh, wow, baby.

Oh, yeah, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Kiss your mother's nylons, baby.

I know how that turns you on.

Oh, yeah.

Kiss your mother while you fuck me, baby.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit, that hot load coming to my pussy.

Fill your mother up with that sweet, hot cream.

That's it. Kiss me, baby.

So bad, baby.

That's mine.

Yeah.

That belongs to your mother.

be our secret sweetheart.

But never forget, I'm still your mother.