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You're up late.

Hey,

TV's not too loud, right?

No, not really, but I was wondering if I could talk to you about something for a

second.

I kind of need some money from you.

You need money from me?

Yeah. I was wondering if I could borrow it.

Well, I mean, you borrow everything else because I think I recognize that shirt.

Sorry, mom got the laundry mixed up, I think.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Maybe if you did the laundry like you're supposed to, mom wouldn't be, you know.

You're supposed to help too, you know.

Yeah, but you know, I have a J-O-B and I do help out.

But you're not going about asking me for something the right way, I can tell you

that right now.

When you're blocking the TV and wearing my shirt.

Nope.

How much money do you need?

Like $1,200.

Really?

What the fuck do you need $1,200 for?

I just need some money. What do you need $1,200 for?

Just stuff.

Okay, well, go find someone to lend you $1,200 for stuff.

Yeah, well, my $1,200 is very personal to me.

First of all, you're a retard because that's not

the way. Anyway, that's a talk mom should have with you.

Secondly, the pill is like $100 or something like that.

So what do you need $1,200 for?

What about mom's car?

What did you do to mom's car?

Oh my God. Mom's going to kill you.

So I, I've just, I'm almost, I don't want

to know the story, but I'm like fascinated by the story of a plan B and

a fucked up bumper.

Go together.

You don't need to know. No, I really don't need to know.

But I got plans for my money. I'm, you know, going to go on dates.

We're supposed to go to the strip club this weekend.

So, sorry you're SOL.

But we're siblings now. You're supposed to help your siblings, right?

Yeah, well, I didn't, you know, think when my dad married your mom that I was

going to end up with, like...

A dependent.

Well, yeah,

but you're my stepsister and you're like technically an adult, so I shouldn't

need to be bailing you out of trouble.

And what's in it for me?

So I'm not going to be able to go on any dates because I'm going to be broke if I

give you that money.

I'm not going to be able to go to the strip club with my boys.

Yeah,

that's why I bring them home when she's not home.

I'll wash your car.

Okay.

Car wash is like eight bucks.

You're going to wash it, what, 40 times?

Yeah,

because I'm sure you're really good at that.

Yeah,

you're going to be like a stripper? Are you going to give me like lap dances?

Because that's where the money's going, and to dates to get a hell of a lot more

than lap dances.

No, I was just... Wait.

Actually, I mean, I was fucking around, but actually...

I don't really feel comfortable with that, you know, considering the whole

your dad marrying my mom.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but... I mean... We could... All right, well,

never mind. I should have turned the TV off. I'm just going to finish watching

and watch. Wait, wait, wait. Don't turn the TV back on. I'm still discussing

this with you.

that I could potentially do?

Not really. Not really. I can take care of my own stuff.

Just... What about if Mom and Dad wouldn't know what you've asked me?

Okay. See, like, you have no proof, whereas you're going to have proof

sticking out from under that shirt within about, what, four or five months

and the bumper.

So I think your credibility is a little shot.

Why don't we start by giving me back my shirt?

Right now?

Can I go grab something?

No.

You want your shirt back right now?

All right, you give me the shirt back right now, I will lend you $200 for a

week.

All right, so now you just got to figure out how to get me to lend you another $1

,000.

I'm already standing practically naked in front of you. What else do you want?

Oh, practically.

So can you dance?

Because you're really awkward.

I mean, can I dance?

Kind of.

Well, let's see some stripper moves.

Stripper moves?

Well, I mean, I'm going to... I've never seen a stripper.

I think you can imagine if you watch videos.

Oh, God.

Yeah, no.

All right, you know what? I'm ready to give you the shirt back and give you

back my $200. I'll take back the $200. No, no take back. Sorry.

All right, well, I guess you'll have good luck figuring out the other $1,000.

You can move sexier than that.

Sexier than that?

Mm-hmm.

Maybe this?

Well, you're facing the wrong way.

Is that, like, all you got?

I don't know.

You can't move your hips?

A little, like...

That's not very good.

So that's your move.

There you go. That's a little bit better.

Like that one?

That's a little better.

You know what? I'll tell you what. I think we do like a little champagne room

kind of thing.

Then, since you can't obviously do lap dances, you know, The champagne room,

right?

No.

Well, see, the champagne room is where, like, the guys get the VIP service.

What does that mean? Like, what's VIP service?

Well, see, like, when a girl is, like, walking around on top of us, sometimes

guys get a little, uh... Yeah.

Okay. So... You can...

Okay, good luck.

You're blocking the TV.

I know.

I'm thinking about your office.

Because I don't have anyone else to ask.

I figured.

Come here.

Nervous or sweating?

I've been sweating.

Don't worry, don't make me nervous.

Just creeped out.

Oh, now I feel bad. Have a good night.

Seriously? Doesn't that at least, like, get me an extra hundred bucks? No.

No.

Because you hurt my feelings.

I mean, they should be a little hurt.

Mm-hmm.

What else can I... Well...

Oh, well.

I'm already like halfway there. Yeah, but you said you're creeped out, so.

But I really need the money.

Yeah, but I'm not into that. I'm not into that kind of stuff, so.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, you said you're like creeped out, so I'm not into that. Wait, wait, wait.

I can do it.

I could definitely do it.

Would you want to?

I mean, yeah.

You do?

What? Nothing, nothing.

Doing okay?

comfortable are we yeah here why don't you get comfortable

You like sucking balls?

That looks like you're having fun now.

Maybe I am.

You going to be able to pay me back in a week?

Maybe.

Maybe?

Yes or no?

No.

You want me to give you two weeks to pay it back?

Two weeks should be good.

You sure?

Mm-hmm.

All right, stand up.

Stand up?

Mm-hmm.

So you really need two weeks to pay me back?

Because if you don't pay me back when you're supposed to, I'm going to totally

rat you out.

So you need two weeks? Like in the car or... Everything.

So you need two weeks at least?

Take your pants off.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Okay.

I didn't think he wanted to take this time.

So you really do like sucking dick.

I do.

Do you want two weeks to pay me back?

Yeah.

I mean, I'll stop if you tell me to.

That's okay.

I mean, I'll stop if you want me to.

No, it's okay.

It's okay?

Mm-hmm.

little pussy.

Yeah, but it's alright. It's mostly tripping out.

You're on risk control.

Well, I know, but you're doing a... I mean, you're taking a plan B anyway,

right?

I guess so.

Alright.

Alright, well, looks like I'm going to be lending you $1,200 for two weeks.

Two weeks?

Yeah, we said two weeks.

That was what we agreed to.

But I'm going to need you to fill out an IOU saying what it's for so I can try

not to pay me back.

I'll have to take to parents' court.

Okay?

All right.