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Bad boys!
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Good morning, folks!
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-Good morning, sir.
-Wow, looks like full attendance today.
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Is it the PT period?
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No, sir, we're here for the
kheer
given out during the mid-day meal.
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I love
kheer!
Alright, scoot along.
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Come on, let's go.
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It's hot?
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Srijan?
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What were you doing in there, son?
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It's gotten out of hand, sir.
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The floodgates have opened.
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And sir even swallowed that water!
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Sir, it takes six minutes to go from
class to the water filter and back.
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Double that if there's a line.
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Half the period is wasted
just fetching water.
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And if you ask the kids for help,
they take advantage of us.
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You know Puru from class 8B?
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He charges 50 rupees to fill a bottle.
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Even from teachers.
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50?
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He doesn't charge you 100?
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100? He doesn't make you
wash his bicycle?
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Sir, for the last three years,
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we have been requesting you to install
a water filter in the staff room.
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If you don't do it this year,
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then all of us teachers
will go on strike together.
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-Yes, sir.
-Hansraj
ji!
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Keep your Rajkamal Prakashan
Hindi textbook language
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inside the classroom.
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Who's going to pay
for the new water filter?
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Because of the extra classes
you're holding for the tenth grade,
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the budget is already tight.
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But ma'am, to get good results
in the boards,
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teachers' performances matter
just as much as the students'.
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-Yes. That's right.
-Absolutely.
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How can any sound
come out of a parched throat?
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-Speak louder!
-Say it louder.
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-Go ahead. Say it.
-Sir…
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how can any sound
come out of a parched throat?
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Sir, think of this water filter as
the offering given to teachers.
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-Yes, sir. Please, sir.
-I insist.
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They'll score well in the board exams
only if we get a new water filter.
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I understand that the school budget
is low every single year.
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I know that.
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But we have one impact player.
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Who?
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Our very own…
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Respected Urmila Devi
ji.
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Goldy
ji
will fund the water filter
if you speak to him.
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You just need to get him to say "yes."
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Yes.
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Gyaneshwar and I were
going to get married.
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He even came to my house
as a suitor.
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Despite having a B.Ed. degree,
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people used to call him
"11th fail Gyaneshwar."
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Because 11 girls had already rejected him.
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-Careful.
-Careful, son.
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-Give him some water.
-Yes.
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Have it.
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It's very good!
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And as soon as I saw him,
I decided to turn him down as well.
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But then…
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Dad!
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I wanted to talk to you about something.
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-What is there to talk about?
-That…
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The guy rejected the proposal.
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He did?
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He rejected the proposal?
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My proposal?
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The whole neighborhood
heard about it.
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11th fail Gyaneshwar, rejected
the proposal of the 12th girl,
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and my wedding dreams
suffered their 13th day final rites.
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That's why, at the age where I should
have been applying henna on my hands,
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I started applying ink on other
people's hands after voting.
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And I decided on one thing.
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Urmila
ji,
please.
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The man who poured water
all over my dreams
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won't even get any water
if it were up to me.
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It is a "no" from me, Gyaneshwar
ji.
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Move it!
Constantly asking for money!
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Now he needs water
to make sure the kids pass!
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He made me drink piss, sir.
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We need a water filter!
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-Yes, sir. We need it!
-Otherwise, we won't teach!
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MY DEAR RICE PUDDING
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IN GRAMMAR, EVERY MISTAKE IS A CRIME.
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Is there any other child who
didn't finish their homework today?
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Me.
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Bansi is here!
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I didn't do my homework.
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Looks like Bansi is about
to be beaten like a drum today.
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Fine.
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You can do it tomorrow.
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Sir?
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I won't do it tomorrow either, sir.
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And now, I'm going to join
the 4B PT period to play.
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Okay, sir.
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Bansi won't be beaten today,
he will be killed.
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Sir!
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My shoelaces need to be tied.
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"Tie" is the verb in this sentence.
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Yeah, so?
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Then tie it.
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Hey, Abacus.
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Make sure you count all the pieces
that Bansi's body is cut up into.
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Okay.
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Why didn't sir hit him?
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Are we sure that is Hansraj sir?
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It looks like Bansi ended up
playing sir instead.
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Sir is tying his laces!
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Bansi, my hero
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Bye, ma'am.
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What are you doing?
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We've been married for 25 years.
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Do I need a reason to hug you?
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There are still three weeks left
for it to be 25 years.
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We can hug again on that day.
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Rice pudding?
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How is it?
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Tell me…
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what do you want for our anniversary?
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Don't give me anything.
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I haven't come up with
anything this time either.
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You did the same thing last year
and gave me a great gift.
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I will definitely win this year.
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This is very tasty.
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Can I get one more bowl?
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Too much sweet
will end up costing you.
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I'll be right back.
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How can sweet cost me…
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Too much sweet will cost me.
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We are facing a terrible problem.
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The teachers are
quenching the thirst for knowledge,
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and we are unable to quench
their thirst for water.
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So, the topic for today's SMC is--
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Just one samosa?
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We are low on budget.
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From now on, everyone can
only eat one samosa.
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But Kedia is inhaling two.
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Hey, hey. Not allowed.
Give it back.
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-Give it back.
-You could have told me earlier.
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I would have eaten
the first one slower.
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Now, this is--
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Give it back.
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Give it.
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You can all see just how bad
the economic condition of the school is.
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That is why I need
to make a tough call.
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To arrange money for the water filter,
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from now on, we will not be serving
rice pudding in the Tuesday mid-day meal.
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-What?
-What?
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The rice pudding served
on Tuesdays is canceled.
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-What?
-What are you saying?
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Sir, TTPS is so close to my house
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that if I spit
guthka
from my window,
it will land on their wall.
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But I still send my child
to a school so far away,
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because you serve rice pudding here
every Tuesday.
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-Yes.
-Right?
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And you want to stop
serving rice pudding? No.
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-No way.
-Sir, sir, sir.
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You already know that the kids
are crazy for rice pudding.
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My Ravinder tried to cut off the cook's
hands after he ate the rice pudding,
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so that he could never make
the same rice pudding for anyone else.
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Keep the knife away from Ravinder!
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-What are you doing?
-Sir, he carries an extra knife.
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Sir, how can you cancel rice pudding?
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It has all the nutrients for the kids.
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-That's right!
-Exactly.
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It has milk, rice, and…
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what is that tiny thing called?
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-Cardamom.
-No, not cardamom.
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-It's sweet and juicy.
-Lips!
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No, those are wet.
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-No, no, sir. Raisins.
-Yes.
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-Raisins.
-Yes, that's right!
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Wait a second.
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How do you know that?
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Guddu brings some home sometimes.
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Our entire family eats it.
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Even the neighbors have some
once in a while.
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Wow!
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And here we were wondering
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how the school keeps
running out of budget.
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No, no.
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It's fine.
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It happens. It does.
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Look, I know that…
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this decision won't just affect
the kids. It will affect you too.
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Even your neighbors, right?
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But if you…
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think of us as mentors,
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then please sacrifice the rice pudding
as offerings for your teachers.
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And if there are no objections,
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then sign this.
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And I want the pen back this time.
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Why make a fuss over
a five-rupee pen, sir?
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No, you can't use your thumb.
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You see, Urmila
ji?
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Now the teachers' hydration levels
won't drop,
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nor will I fall at your feet.
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Two birds, one rice pudding.
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But have you thought about this?
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If this rice pudding has shaken
12 parents so much,
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imagine how much it will upset
1,200 students.
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No! I'm saving this for rice pudding.
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Mister, you forgot to add milk and rice
to the rice pudding.
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No rice pudding from today onwards.
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K equals to
kheer.
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No, child, you had to write it
in passive voice.
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Read what you wrote.
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I miss my
kheer
every day.
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Good. Now change the voice.
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I miss my
kheer
every day!
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LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF
TEKING A PISS.
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LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF
TAKING A PISS.
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Ma'am, you should ask questions
related to sex in the reproduction test.
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Call it "intercourse" if you like.
What is "the union of parents"?
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You have written "egg
bhurji"
instead of "egg fertilization."
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For menstruation-- Oh my God!
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"A bloody thigh," ma'am?
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Sir, how can I just say it?
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You have to do it.
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Ma'am, you can’t draw a mouth organ when
the question is to label the male organs.
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What are you doing?
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This is the diagram for
the male organ, isn't it?
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What happened?
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Ma'am! You can't blush and
run away every single time!
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Sharma ma'am!
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What happened, sir?
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I showed her the penis,
and Sharma ma'am blushed and ran away.
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Sir?
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Oh, no, I was talking
about the diagram!
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What are you thinking, man?
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Oh! Oh, okay, yeah.
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But what's the problem, sir?
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The board exams will have
a 15-mark question on reproduction.
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If madam is too shy to teach it,
then how will the kids score well?
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Please do me a favor, Mukul sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Please talk to her.
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Sir, I'm a children's counselor.
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Well, shouldn't children know
how children are made?
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Look, if Sharma ma'am keeps
hiding her face like this,
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then we won't be able to show our
faces anywhere after the board exams.
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Please, Mukul sir.
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This is too much, sir.
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In Tuesday's essay writing,
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one kid actually wrote
the love story of "Kheer-Ranjha."
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Exactly.
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00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,760
I caught two boys
in the computer lab yesterday.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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Sir.
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Sir.
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Two boys were watching rice pudding
videos on incognito yesterday.
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00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,960
They are going through a heartbreak, sir.
256
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,080
It will take time for them
to mend their hearts.
257
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,960
It has been two weeks, sir.
258
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,640
Even a person's mourning period
lasts for 13 days.
259
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,360
And they serve
kheer
after that.
260
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,680
Let me deal with how to handle
the children's mourning.
261
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,800
You enjoy the cold water.
262
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,680
-And focus on the board exams.
-Of course.
263
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,960
All of you, please focus
on the board exams.
264
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,120
Yes.
265
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,160
I am coming in, sir.
266
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,080
Bansi is here
267
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,400
So, what have you brought
in your tiffin for me?
268
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,960
Mix-veg again?
269
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,560
Wow! Sweet! For me?
270
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,000
How sweet!
271
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,000
Sir, can you feed me this
halwa
with your own hands?
272
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,320
It's okay.
273
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,160
Tell Auntie to cook the carrots
for a bit longer.
274
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,080
Until they turn red.
275
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,600
It will match your eyes.
276
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,000
You'll get played by Bansi
277
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,280
Don't worry, sir.
278
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,640
The secret of henna
will remain a secret.
279
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,520
See you.
280
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,080
In Meena's sadness is Bansi's happiness
281
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,120
Sir?
282
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:53,880
Are you okay?
283
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,280
Of course I am.
284
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,440
No, you are…
285
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,040
bending the spoon.
286
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,280
What?
287
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,080
Sir?
288
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,120
If there is a problem,
you can share it with me.
289
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,360
That is the problem.
290
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,200
I can't share it.
291
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,800
Sir!
292
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,600
The class is too far away.
293
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:15,960
Carry me.
294
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,920
Bansi! You'll get played by Bansi
295
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,600
Alexander the Great.
296
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,360
Tell me what he would do
before going into battle.
297
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,600
Pushkar?
298
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,440
Before every battle, he would…
299
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,720
Exercise.
300
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:44,840
Stretching.
301
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,480
I think before stepping on
the battlefield of exams,
302
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,520
we should exercise as well.
303
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,800
That is why…
304
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,320
your next two periods…
305
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,480
will be PT periods!
306
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,560
Yeah?
307
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,280
Ma'am, the kids
already know everything.
308
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,440
If you run around in circles,
they will run circles around you.
309
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,080
Just tell them the facts, okay?
310
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,760
In Sex Education, instead of "sex,"
you need to focus on "education."
311
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,960
Yes. Okay.
312
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,000
Don't worry, ma'am.
I'll be right here.
313
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,440
Good morning, ma'am!
314
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,960
-Good morning!
-Good morning, sir!
315
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,000
Sit down. Sit down.
316
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,960
So, today we will be studying…
317
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,640
-human reproduction.
-Yes!
318
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,560
Ma'am.
319
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,160
Reproduction is wrong.
320
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,280
-What?
-The spelling.
321
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,240
Oh, right. Just look at your books.
Just check it in your books.
322
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,440
Now, when…
323
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,800
a male… sperm
324
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,320
-comes in contact with a female egg--
-Ma'am!
325
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,320
Ma'am, what is sperm?
326
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,080
Sperm?
327
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,760
Sperm?
328
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,760
Sperm is the thing…
329
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,720
that your dad gives your mom.
330
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,920
Dad gives to Mom?
331
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,320
Orders?
332
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,200
-Taunts?
-No man!
333
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,080
Divorce!
334
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,920
Shut up! You…
335
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,720
You tell me.
336
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,920
What did your father
bring yesterday?
337
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,080
What did he bring from
the market yesterday?
338
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,280
Ma'am, my dad
brought bread yesterday.
339
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,880
Yes! Bread… bread… okay.
340
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,320
So…
341
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,440
When dad's bread…
342
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,320
is mixed with mom's
besan…
343
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,800
and it is cooked in the cooking pan
of the uterus for nine months…
344
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,160
that makes a…
345
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,160
Bread fritter!
346
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,080
Yes.
347
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,960
-No, no… that's…
-Ma'am!
348
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,560
So, pregnant women have
bread fritter in their stomachs?
349
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,040
-No.
-Of course.
350
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,080
That is why they
keep craving tangy food.
351
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,920
Without tamarind chutney,
bread fritters are tasteless.
352
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,520
Shut up! Saying pointless things. I…
353
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,480
Ma'am, what are you trying to say?
354
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,080
My niece is my sister's
pakori?
355
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:41,960
Palak.
356
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440
-What?
-Ma'am!
357
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,720
Ma'am, after my counseling session,
358
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,080
Mukul sir gave me snacks.
359
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,640
Does that mean
360
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,200
I have sir's bread fritter in my stomach?
361
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,320
Hey! What nonsense?
362
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,960
You said you were hungry yesterday.
363
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,080
I was hungry, but is this how
you satisfy my hunger?
364
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,680
No, please, I don't
want to be a single mother.
365
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,480
I want to abort this bread fritter.
366
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,240
-Behave yourself!
-Sharma ma'am, please tell him.
367
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,080
Ma'am?
368
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,040
-Sharma ma'am!
-At least abort the bread fritter first!
369
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,000
Four!
370
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,680
The next one will go
out of the stadium.
371
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,720
Not out.
372
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,680
It was a no-ball.
Clear no-ball.
373
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,240
Okay, sir. Not out.
374
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,720
What is wrong with you guys?
375
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,280
Why are you all so upset
over such a small thing?
376
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,520
Such a small thing?
377
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,720
What?
378
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,400
Hey!
379
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,440
What is so sad about
not eating rice pudding for one day?
380
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,200
It's just one bowl!
381
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,160
Sir, we play matches
on the nearby field against
382
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,720
TTPS and even
private schools sometimes.
383
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,160
Kids there say they have
the best swimming pool at school,
384
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,720
and others say they have
the best computer lab.
385
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,080
All we could say was
386
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,320
our school serves the best rice pudding.
387
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,560
That one bowl wasn't just our
reason for coming to school…
388
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,920
it was also our pride.
389
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,720
And you took that away from us.
390
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,520
Meet me every month, darling
391
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,920
Lock the door, my darling
392
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:50,080
My slim waist is waiting for you
393
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,680
My slim waist is waiting for you
394
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,520
Sharma ma'am, were you… singing?
395
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,280
Where are you going?
396
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,280
What are you hiding?
Where are you going?
397
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,320
All your dirty laundry
Will be aired out today
398
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,320
All your hidden secrets
Will come to light
399
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,400
Every locked door will be opened
400
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,240
You won't escape today
Your secrets will be stripped away
401
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,240
Your tower of lies
Will be torn to shreds!
402
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,280
Refuse and deny it if you wish
I'll piece together every clue with ease
403
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,320
As clever as you are
The criminal won't get that far
404
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,320
Where are you going?
405
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,280
Where are you going?
406
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,320
Where are you going?
407
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,840
-Hello, child. Gaganjeet is upstairs.
-Hello.
408
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,440
-Sorry?
-Gaganjeet is upstairs.
409
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,400
-Oh.
-Yes, Mittal? My name is Gagan.
410
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,560
The daughter is Gaganjeet.
The father is Gaganjyot.
411
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,520
Understand?
412
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,560
Please come a little closer.
413
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,400
Don't be shy.
414
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,400
It might tickle.
415
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,600
Give me your hand.
416
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,080
Gaganpreet…
417
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,960
-Double E, right?
-You're busted!
418
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,080
You're busted!
419
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,000
You're busted!
420
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,960
You're busted!
421
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,200
So, you travel so far,
all the way to Gurugram,
422
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,840
to apply henna at weddings?
423
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,720
I learned it when I was a child.
By applying henna to my sisters.
424
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,640
I got a booking for
a wedding last week.
425
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,160
I ran into Bansi there.
426
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,960
And he caught you red-handed.
427
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240
Coloring hands red.
428
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,720
And since then…
429
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,440
he keeps blackmailing me with this.
430
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,120
If the kids find out
431
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,920
that the man who turns their
hands red with dusters during the day
432
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,360
turns his hands yellow at night
with henna during weddings…
433
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,520
then just like you,
I will also lose respect.
434
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,320
But why do you do this job?
435
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,920
For Sangya and Kriya.
436
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,680
You're saving money for Hindi grammar?
437
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,360
Sangya and Kriya are
the names of my daughters.
438
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,360
You've named your daughters
"Noun" and "Verb"?
439
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,400
Both of them want to go to
London to get MS degrees.
440
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,360
A government salary isn't strong enough
441
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,240
to support the weight
of a pound in London.
442
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,680
Along with being a father,
443
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,160
I'm also a teacher.
444
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,360
How could I stop them from learning?
445
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,760
Meena Uncle, hurry up.
446
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,640
Everyone is waiting
for you downstairs.
447
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:22,960
I'll be right there, child.
448
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,680
There was a time
449
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,840
when in this country,
450
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,320
teachers were given
an offering of gratitude.
451
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:34,920
Now…
452
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,680
teachers need to pay a price
to be able to teach.
453
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,200
Just watch,
if I yell out "sex," she will run away.
454
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,840
Forget about sex,
455
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,480
she will run away even if I
yell out "Sensex."
456
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800
Hey, ma'am is here.
457
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,880
Good morning, ma'am!
458
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,120
Good morning, sir!
459
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,360
Good morning.
Please take your seats.
460
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,080
Sex!
461
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,880
Okay.
462
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,640
It happens every month
Ovulation
463
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,200
In preparation for insemination
464
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,680
It happens every month
Ovulation
465
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,240
In preparation for insemination
466
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,120
Mom's ovaries release eggs
467
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,280
It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes
468
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,000
Mom's ovaries release eggs
469
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:03,080
It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes
470
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,360
Understand?
471
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,880
It happens every month
Ovulation
472
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,680
It happens every month
Ovulation
473
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,200
In preparation for insemination
474
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,640
It happens every month
Ovulation
475
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,120
In preparation for insemination
476
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,720
Males have only one task
477
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,280
To give the sperm
478
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,760
From penis
479
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,760
When the Sperm meets an egg
480
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,480
It forms an embryo
481
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,400
Not a bread pakora
482
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,880
Bread pakora! Bread pakora! Bread pakora!
483
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,360
That is the process of fertilization
484
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,200
Then it is time for celebration!
485
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,680
It happens every month
Ovulation
486
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,200
In preparation for insemination
487
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,720
It happens every month
Ovulation
488
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,280
In preparation for insemination
489
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,600
What a sexy performance, Sharma ma'am!
490
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,440
Well done,
491
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,400
Sharma ma'am…
492
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,600
Sharma ma'am!
493
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,760
It happens every month
Ovulation
494
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,200
-In preparation for…
-Isn't that Sharma ma'am's song?
495
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,520
Show it to me.
496
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,760
That performance went hard.
497
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,240
Even Kanye wouldn't
dare grab the mic.
498
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,880
Now, put this away.
499
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,960
You're not allowed to use
your phone in school like this.
500
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,080
Are you new?
501
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,680
I'm allowed to do anything.
502
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,160
Sir, go ahead and complete
my homework.
503
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,360
Hey, why can't I move?
504
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,640
Bansi will get played now
505
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,960
Sir, I think you're
forgetting something.
506
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,720
Oh! Kanchan ma'am deleted it.
507
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,720
Just one second, sir.
508
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,440
Hello, Dad.
509
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,480
Tell Mom I loved her a lot.
510
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,800
Go ahead, sir. I deserve it.
511
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,280
Abacus?
512
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,920
Bansi will get played
513
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,880
Ready?
514
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,080
Bansi will get played now
515
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,160
RICE PUDDING, WHERE ARE YOU?
516
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,080
-We have to convince him.
-Yes, we have to.
517
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,080
-Sir?
-Yes.
518
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,640
Sir, when we come to school on Tuesdays,
519
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,320
it feels like we just lost
the 2023 World Cup finals again.
520
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,560
We can't see the kids
in this condition anymore, sir.
521
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,200
That is why
all of us have decided, sir,
522
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,440
that we will let go of the water filter
and have a comeback for rice pudding.
523
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,360
-No, no, no.
-Yes, sir.
524
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,280
You are all working so hard for
the boards. That's unacceptable.
525
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,720
But sir, we can't
swallow a drop of water
526
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,280
knowing we're snatching
food from the children's mouths.
527
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,840
Sir, a parched throat
is better than this.
528
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,240
I guess you didn't check
the mid-day meal menu for today.
529
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,200
Mister, another bowl of rice pudding.
530
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,880
Sir, what about the budget for this?
531
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,520
Don't worry about that.
Enjoy the rice pudding.
532
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,000
Our school has the best.
533
00:29:59,080 --> 00:29:59,880
Let's go.
534
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,640
Hearty congratulations, sir.
535
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,840
Tell me, what are your
plans for tomorrow?
536
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,400
Is tomorrow special?
537
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,360
It's sir's 25th wedding anniversary.
538
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,000
Oh! Then you will have to do
something special for ma'am.
539
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,560
I did try, but…
540
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,840
my budget has become ordinary
for the special surprise.
541
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,400
Anyway, next time.
542
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:33,960
Sir.
543
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,560
I have an idea.
544
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,000
But please don't tell anyone.
545
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,160
Close your eyes.
546
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,800
No cheating.
547
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,640
Now open them.
548
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,600
It's so cute.
549
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,680
You won this time.
550
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,440
I won many years ago,
on this day.
551
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,400
My target was a big TV.
552
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,320
Remember?
553
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,880
The big TV.
554
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,200
Do you remember?
555
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,440
But I didn't have enough money.
556
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,960
That's good.
557
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,000
Otherwise, my gift would be ruined.
558
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,440
Oh, your gift?
559
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,240
Where is it?
560
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,840
Oh, wow!
561
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,320
If we had a big TV,
we would sit far away.
562
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,760
How could we do this?
563
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,080
Sushma, one day I will…
564
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,800
definitely take you
out of India on vacation.
565
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,080
Promise.
566
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:04,960
That must be my sister.
567
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,480
Only your sister could show up
at the worst time possible.
568
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,240
Please come in, Urmi
di.
569
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,680
How are you, brother-in-law?
570
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,480
Come.
571
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,960
My damn sister-in-law is here.
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