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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,431 - Are you finishing with me? - Do we have to do this right now? 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,669 Yes. 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:07,957 Me and Curtis, we're over. 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:13,233 Seriously? I can teleport. 5 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,119 Look, this is not real! It's just a game! 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:21,595 Don't die. I love you. 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,398 He'll still be here. 8 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,030 No, I don't love him. I love you. 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:31,796 It's you falling in love with him that makes him become me. 10 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,996 Simon! 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,758 (GASPING) 12 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,437 (PANTING) 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,669 (WHISTLING TUNE) 14 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,239 Ah. 15 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,960 (WHISTLING TUNE) 16 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,995 (WHISTLING TUNE) 17 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,918 (SIGHING) 18 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:23,036 - Jesus! - Sorry. I was just, er... 19 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,870 Oh, come on, if that was me bent over, wearing a lovely pair of knickers, 20 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,395 you're telling me you wouldn't treat yourself to a good eyeful? 21 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,471 Piss off, you pervert. 22 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,473 OK, but you know you would. 23 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,915 Wh... 24 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,069 (WATER DRIPPING) 25 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,037 (SPITS) 26 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,399 (SPITS) 27 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,597 Hello? 28 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,030 Who's there? 29 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:10,269 You don't want to mess with me, man. I do that cage-fighting shit. 30 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,954 I've killed a Chinese man with my bare hands. 31 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,678 Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,558 Who's scared now, huh? 33 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,873 Huh! Uh! 34 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,917 Oh! 35 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,879 (DOOR CREAKS SHUT) 36 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,271 Hi, Dad. 37 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,475 How was your day? 38 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,278 It was good. 39 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,874 (it THE RAPTURE'. Echoes) 40 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,916 # The city breathing, the people churning 41 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,037 # The conversating 42 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,191 # The price is what? 43 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,593 # The conversating 44 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,557 # This place is heaven 45 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,280 # And if you see them... # 46 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,271 (# ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN: The Killing Moon) 47 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,751 # Under blue moon I saw you 48 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:52,518 # So soon you'll take me up in your arms 49 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:57,151 # Too late to beg you or cancel it though I know it must be... # 50 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,117 Hiya. 51 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,476 # The killing time 52 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,359 - # Unwillingly mine... # - Hiya. 53 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,560 - # Fate... # - I called out. 54 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,792 You didn't hear cos of the music. 55 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,996 Right. 56 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,878 Do you want to walk in together? 57 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,669 You don't have to, if you're embarrassed to be seen with me. 58 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,878 I'd never be embarrassed to be seen with you. 59 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,395 Good. 60 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,517 Ready? 61 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:38,435 - What are you listening to? - Echo & The Bunnymen. 62 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,477 Never heard of them. 63 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,277 Thanks. 64 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,069 # The sky all hung with jewels 65 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,276 # The killing moon... # 66 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,749 This is really depressing. 67 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,037 (GASPS) 68 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,236 (DOOR CLUNKS) 69 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,116 - What's up with you? - Some bastard killed me last night. 70 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,350 Are you winding us up? 71 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,875 No! No, cross my heart and hope to die. 72 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,837 Or not. 73 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,718 - Who was it? - I don't know. 74 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,110 I was too busy being savagely beaten to death. 75 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,316 That is not a pleasant way to die. 76 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,676 - Have you got any enemies? - No. 77 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:29,039 I'm universally popular and well liked. Why would anyone want to kill me? 78 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,396 - I can think of a few reasons. - Definitely. 79 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,279 Shitloads. 80 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,636 You annoy people. 81 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,189 See, why would you even say something like that? 82 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:43,194 That's very hurtful. I thought we were friends, you ungrateful little twat. 83 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:47,478 - Don't speak to him like that. - Why are you sticking up for him? 84 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,312 Do you love him? 85 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,869 Oh, look, why don't you go and suck yourself off? 86 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,999 - I wish I could. I can never reach it. - Oh, that is too wrong. 87 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,152 Oh, come on, now. We've all tried, huh? 88 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,756 This one time, right, I tied a rope to my feet 89 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,956 and tried to yank them over my head. 90 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,998 Huh? And I've got like six pillows. 91 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,599 Uh! 92 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,638 I nearly broke my neck. I was so close. 93 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,280 Oh! An inch feels like a mile. 94 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,079 (PANTING) 95 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,432 - So, how close did you get? - I'm not even having this conversation. 96 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,638 Uh! You see, it must be physically impossible. 97 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,677 Cos, if men could suck themselves off, 98 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,230 then the female of the species would be surplus to requirements. 99 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,914 This is why people kill you. 100 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,276 Well, I'm just making conversation. 101 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,710 (GRUNTS) 102 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,280 (LOW CHATTER) 103 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,789 Hey, you. Probation worker guy. 104 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,632 - Are you talking to me? - No. 105 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,715 I'm talking to the thousands of other probation workers. Look, who's she? 106 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,711 She's organizing this charity run. 107 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,269 Oh, is she? 108 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,034 Oh, don't even think about it. 109 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,760 She's not gonna be interested in a little prick like you. 110 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,629 - How do you know? - Cos I know women. I know what they like. 111 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,280 Is that because you used to be one? 112 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,160 Hey, you're not allowed to do that. 113 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,834 (BOTH SNORT) 114 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,831 (CHUCKLING) 115 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,237 It's just over there. 116 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,913 Hi. 117 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,479 (CLEARS THROAT) 118 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:51,919 - JESSICA: Thanks for helping out. - SIMON: It's OK. It is for charity. 119 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,640 - It's her. - Who? 120 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,712 The cute, smiley, popular girl. I think she murdered me. 121 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,077 - You said you didn't know who it was. - No, it's all coming back to me now. 122 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,673 She was here last night 123 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,637 and I was in the locker rooms, watching her getting changed. 124 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,631 - Nice. - No, I walked in on her. 125 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,395 She was right there, bent over, pointing her cute arse at me. 126 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,518 What am I supposed to do? Poke my eyes out with a stick? 127 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,558 I am telling you. The bitch killed me. 128 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:24,669 So, what do you think? Are you gonna do the run? 129 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,910 I was never very good at running. 130 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,355 Is that why you got caught? 131 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,477 (GIGGLES) 132 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,150 Oh, Jesus. She's after Barry. 133 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,471 Oh, my God. I can't believe I said that. I'm sorry. 134 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,154 Er...l make crap jokes when I'm nervous. 135 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,038 Why are you nervous? 136 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh, what is wrong with me? I meet a cute guy, and I totally lose my cool. 137 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,276 I should just kill myself right now. 138 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,680 Don't. 139 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,515 (LAUGHS) Well, I wasn't entirely serious. 140 00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,037 No, of...of course not. You were making a joke. 141 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,633 Oh, surprised to see me, huh? 142 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,554 Yeah, you killed the wrong guy, you cute, psycho bitch. 143 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,109 That's right. I'm on to you. 144 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,272 - Is everything OK? - It's fine. 145 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,475 (BOTTLES CLATTER) 146 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,200 Grab those bottles for us, yeah? 147 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,033 The bottles. 148 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,835 What? 149 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,237 BRUNO: She's so beautiful. 150 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,994 What's your name? 151 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:47,438 - Why do you want to know my name? - Because I'm really attracted to you. 152 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,514 - Are you taking the piss? - No. I think you're beautiful. 153 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,636 '(om! 154 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,472 Are you talking to me, mate? 155 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,437 You see a guy in a grey hoodie come through here? 156 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,558 - Your height, kind of funny-looking? - Where is he? 157 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,917 He went out the back door. You better start running if you want to catch him. 158 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,471 - Are you dicking with me? - No. I love the police. 159 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:20,076 He's gone out the back door of the Community Centre. 160 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,310 Thanks. 161 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,315 (DOOR BANGS AND SHUTS) 162 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,596 What do you mean, she killed you? 163 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,272 I mean she smashed my head against a sink like this, 164 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,637 until my brains dribbled out of my ears. 165 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,997 She wouldn't do that. 166 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,675 How do you know? You don't know anything about her. 167 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,558 Come on, man. It all adds up. Do the maths. 168 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,551 There is no maths. 169 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,520 Right. She was here, plus no-one else was around. 170 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,319 Times, she caught me leering at her semi-naked. 171 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,994 Divided by, all the weird shit that happens to us. 172 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,230 Equals guilty. 173 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,078 - That means absolutely nothing. - Oh, my God! Really? 174 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:16,313 She's a beautiful girl, and she's here in the Community Centre. 175 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,549 So? 176 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,632 So, I remember a similar scenario 177 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,472 that resulted in me having sex with an 82-year-old woman. 178 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,995 Then there was that shape-shifter girl. She was mental. 179 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,833 Yeah, and look what happened with you and that probation worker. 180 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,437 And did you know that some of these marathon runners shit themselves? 181 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:41,999 So, you think that if a girl likes me, there must be something wrong with her? 182 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,720 - (SNORTS) - No, that's not what we're saying. 183 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,076 - Isn't it? - No. 184 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,915 I thought that was exactly what we were saying. 185 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,232 ALISHA: Simon. 186 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,550 Simon! 187 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,918 Would you like to go for a drink with me? 188 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,231 I'd love to. 189 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,880 Er...where do you want to go? 190 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,351 I'll... I'll meet you at seven in the bar on the estate. 191 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,236 Hi. 192 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,279 - What you doing? - I'm waiting for you. 193 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,671 - I wanted to say thank you. - (BOTTLES CLINKING) 194 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,512 Why are the coppers after you? 195 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,559 I got into a fight. I didn't mean to. 196 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,150 Would you like to come for a beer in the park with me? 197 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,551 - No, you're all right. - Come for a beer with me. 198 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,074 If you don't get out of my face, you're gonna get a slap. 199 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,834 Sorry. 200 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,476 You're the first person that's ever done anything kind for me. 201 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,394 People are mean. You were nice to me. 202 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,237 I just wanted to say thank you. 203 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,832 One beer. 204 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,309 Come on, then. 205 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,149 - So, what's your name? - Bruno. 206 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,629 What kind of a shit name is that? 207 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,673 MAN: With the trap laid, the spider bides its time, 208 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,754 its prey unaware of the danger looming. 209 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:07,074 Lurking in the shadows, the spider watches the insect entangle itself in the web. 210 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:11,677 The struggle sends vibrations around, alerting the spider... 211 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,797 What are you doing? 212 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:19,478 As the insect thrashes around helplessly, the spider's predator instincts take over. 213 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,075 - What are you doing? - Come on. You know I like you. 214 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,833 Chris, get off me! 215 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,879 - Don't touch me. - You're such a little prick-tease. 216 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,156 JESSICA: Stay away from me. 217 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,190 Jessica! 218 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,277 (DOOR RATTLES) 219 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,639 Aah! 220 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,030 Oh! Oh! Oh, Jesus! 221 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,430 (GASPING) Jesus! 222 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,670 Hey! 223 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,993 Hey, what should I do, huh? What should I do? 224 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,317 (GASPING) 225 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,117 (MOBILE BUZZING) 226 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,758 - Why are you calling me? - No-one else is answering their phone. 227 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,958 You know the cute, smiley, popular girl who murdered me? 228 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,795 Well, she just killed some other guy! He's dead! 229 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,837 No, no! He's alive! 230 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,074 (RASPS) 231 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,470 (GASPING) 232 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,233 No, no. He's dead again. 233 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,073 Simon's meeting her for a drink. 234 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,792 (# THE DEAD WEATHER: Die By The Drop) 235 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,758 # Let's dig a hole in the sand... # 236 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,717 BOTH: Hi. 237 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:47,192 - Do you...do you want a drink? - Er...yeah, I'll have a beer. 238 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,236 All right. 239 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,675 # I got myself a problem 240 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,590 # That I been looking to sell... # 241 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,789 - Oh! " Sorry 242 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,394 - Where's Curtis? - His phone's still switched off. 243 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,313 - Where's Kelly? - Her phone's still switched off. 244 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,630 You don't think they're...? 245 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,760 - No. - OK. 246 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,751 - Where are they? - Still in the bar. 247 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,310 But I can't see her making a move until they leave. 248 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,598 (SIGHS) So, Who'd have thunk it, huh? 249 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,593 You know, you and me teaming up on something like this. 250 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:32,231 This is about the least weird thing that's happened to me recently. 251 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,239 - (MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND) - My mum died of cancer. 252 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,836 And I wanted to do something so I set up this charity run. 253 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,876 I'm sorry about your mum. 254 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,118 So, what's with the community service? What did you do? 255 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,318 You didn't murder anyone, did you? 256 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,879 No. 257 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,398 You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. 258 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,038 I want you to know. 259 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,551 I hit this girl. 260 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,439 She deserve it? 261 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,557 I thought she did at the time. 262 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,473 Sometimes it's like I lose it. 263 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,916 I've battered someone before I even know that I've done it. 264 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,918 Did you mean what you said to that policeman? 265 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,152 - What's that? - That I was kind of funny-looking. 266 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,232 It's your face. You want to get that sorted. 267 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,394 - Really? - No, I'm dicking with you. 268 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,314 BRUNO: Shall I invite her back to mine? 269 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,040 Don't scare her off. 270 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,351 Does she even like me? 271 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,638 You got any beers back at your place? 272 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,475 - I ain't gonna shag you. - (SNORTS) I wasn't expecting you to. 273 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,631 Good. 274 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,234 Come on. 275 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:14,756 So, why are you here? It's not like you and him are big pals. 276 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,797 What, and you are? Why are you here? 277 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,440 Well, maybe I like him more than I let on. 278 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,558 Yeah, well, maybe I do, too. 279 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,040 The little bastard gets under your skin, doesn't he? 280 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,350 (SNORTS) 281 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,517 Oh, shit. 282 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,831 (INDISTINCT) 283 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,317 Come on. 284 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,357 Where are we going? 285 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,913 She's like one of those evil bitch spiders. They lure you into their web. 286 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,834 They shag you, then they kill you, and then they eat their own faeces. 287 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,274 What? 288 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,474 I really wanted to do that. 289 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,431 Are you OK? 290 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,914 Yeah. 291 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,992 I've got to go. See you tomorrow? 292 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,195 Oh! 293 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,594 Hey, man. 294 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,796 What are you doing? 295 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,669 - Just hanging out. - You know. 296 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,634 Were you following me? 297 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,677 We could ask you the same thing. 298 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,953 OK, yes. 299 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,999 - Look, we were worried about you. - You don't need to be. 300 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,799 Tell that to the dead guy at the Community Centre, all right? 301 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,111 Oh, wait, you can't, because your new girlfriend killed him. 302 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,671 Urgh! 303 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,034 I'm squatting. 304 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,430 It's just temporary. 305 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,155 Oh. 306 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,992 I haven't got any beers. 307 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,390 So, it was just some bullshit story to get me back here? 308 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,790 No. 309 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,869 You're joking. 310 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,951 Yeah. 311 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,795 - Do you want some fruit? - Don't eat fruit. 312 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,076 Right. 313 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,391 BRUNO: I just want to hold her. 314 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,391 Kiss her. 315 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,720 - Go on, then. - What? 316 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,791 Kiss me. 317 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,191 I'm not a slag. 318 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,840 Why would you even think that? 319 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,712 (# THE FRATELLIS: Creepin' Up The Backstairs) 320 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,714 # Owl 321 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,436 # Whoo! 322 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,996 # She said, "I'm Rosie" 323 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,640 # I said, "I thought you were Lucy" She said, "No, Rosie, I told you so" 324 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,358 # Was here with your sister but she's going out the back 325 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,511 # I wanna dance and have fun, you know 326 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,479 # Of all the shitty little places I meet you, it's here, and I'm freaking out 327 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,757 # I heard you got a brand-new name selling E's in the dark 328 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,194 # But it's nothing to shout about 329 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,558 # Don't just say yes to tease me 330 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,870 # Do your utmost to please me 331 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,397 # I don't mean to be sleazy 332 00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,474 # Being you can't be easy... # 333 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,675 If I had your power, I'd wait until I was coming 334 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:19,199 and I'd rewind a couple of seconds... and just... 335 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,430 hover in the moment. 336 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,869 Oh! Oh! 337 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,191 - Zhoozh! - (SNORTS) 338 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,954 (GASPING) on! 339 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,714 Oh! Oh! 340 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,837 You're too good at faking it. 341 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,752 (LAUGHS) 342 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,717 Most people would want to do something useful, 343 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,395 like go back in time and kill Hitler or something. 344 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,551 Right. 345 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:55,034 But after...after I'm done killing Hitler, I'm doing the thing with the orgasms. 346 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,640 (BOTH LAUGH) 347 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,953 He was lying right here, all right? 348 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,034 Blood was all pouring out of his throat and he was all gurgling and shit. Urgh! 349 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:16,557 - So, where is he now? - She's moved the body. 350 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,599 Right, huh? Who leaves a dead body lying around to be discovered? 351 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,910 We never do, and we're not exactly the most competent killers. 352 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,231 And how did she do that when she was in the bar with me? 353 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,115 - Why would I make it up? - Maybe you're jealous. 354 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,714 Look at me - beautiful. 355 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,758 Look at you - not so much. 356 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,239 So, why am I here? 357 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,678 I don't know. 358 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,149 You stay away from Jessica. 359 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,358 - You stay away from her. - No. 360 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,795 Well, I think you should. 361 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,593 Hi, mate. Can I get another? 362 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,000 I'm sorry I had to leave early yesterday. I... 363 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,515 It's fine. 364 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,159 Er...the charity's having a fancy-dress party tonight. 365 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,029 I thought you and your friends... 366 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,077 I thought you might like to come. 367 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,197 Thanks. 368 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,391 Well, I... I should get out to the start. 369 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,472 Come and find me afterwards. 370 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,392 Good luck. 371 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,597 Oh. 372 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,114 Look, what's so difficult to believe? 373 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,077 Did you actually see her kill him? 374 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,711 No, but then I didn't have to. It was written all over her cute little face. 375 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,474 Look, I'm telling you. There's something seriously wrong with this girl. 376 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,074 Shh. 377 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,432 Jessica's invited us to a fancy-dress party tonight. 378 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,310 You know what? You were right, man. I was jealous. 379 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,153 I'm jealous of your, er...neat hair, 380 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,677 and your...the strange staring that the ladies seem to love so much. 381 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,832 And I hope that you and, er... 382 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,675 - Jessica. - Jessica. Lovely, lovely Jessica. 383 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,910 I hope you'll be very happy together. 384 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,199 - You'll find your own girlfriend. - Already got one, mate. 385 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,635 - Who is she? - (SIGHS) 386 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,840 Mo...ni...ca. 387 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:02,956 - (CLEARS THROAT) She's French. - You should invite her to the party. 388 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,839 Well, she's in France, you know, what with being all French and that. 389 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:10,676 But as this party's happening ten feet from my bedroom, I will see you there. 390 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,954 - Are you serious? - When am I ever serious? 391 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,351 But we need to be there to keep an eye on her, right? 392 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,832 Think about it. It's a fancy-dress party. It's dark. You'll all be wearing masks. 393 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,993 It's the perfect opportunity to commit murder, and incest. 394 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,640 Who's Mo-ni-ca? 395 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,109 That is the worst made-up name I have ever heard. 396 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,271 You know, names never were my strong point. 397 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,557 But I think the whole French thing sold it. 398 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,359 - Prick! - Sorry, mate. 399 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,870 What are you doing? 400 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,390 I wanted to see you. 401 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,951 There's this party tonight. It's fancy dress and it'll probably be really shit. 402 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,392 I'll be there. 403 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:31,957 # Boom-boom, baby, la-la, la-la, la-la 404 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,192 # Boom-boom, baby, la-la, la-la, la-la... # 405 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,476 Fucking hell! 406 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,155 # ...Boom-boom-boom-boom Boom-boom-boom-boom 407 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,471 # Boom-boom-boom-boom Boom-boom-boom-boom 408 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:50,316 # Ding-ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding-ding 409 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,280 # Doo-doo-doo, let's hear the start... # 410 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,716 Bruno. 411 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,758 Take it easy! What you doing? 412 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,593 Stop it! Get off! 413 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,792 Fuck off! 414 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,550 You hurt me! 415 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,798 - How did it go? - I beat my personal best. 416 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,474 That's great. 417 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,953 - What? - I have something I have to tell you. 418 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,793 - Jess? - Oh, it's my dad. 419 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,837 I'll tell you at the party. 420 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,636 Dad. This is Simon. 421 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,791 Hello, sir. 422 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,116 Dad. 423 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,352 We should get some lunch. 424 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,799 (CLICKS FINGERS) We should be getting into our costumes! 425 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,918 (SIGHS) What's up with you? 426 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,399 Nothing. 427 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,120 You haven't been this quiet since you got turned bald. 428 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,635 - Can you leave us alone, yeah? - All right. 429 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,677 Please, Nathan. 430 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,557 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 431 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,189 Does anyone else feel like a total cunt? 432 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,916 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 433 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,632 You look like a proper superhero. 434 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,394 Nice costume. 435 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,630 - Er...she looks like a slut. - Yeah. 436 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,553 A cute, slutty, murdering psychopath. 437 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,597 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 438 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,397 Kelly. 439 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,834 It's me. 440 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,039 - What do you want? - Give me a chance to explain. 441 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,112 I ain't interested in anything that you've got to say. 442 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,794 Kelly, please, please. Please. 443 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,557 You're everything that I've been looking for. 444 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,789 I'm sorry. 445 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,157 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 446 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,237 (URINATING) 447 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,950 (STAB) 448 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,235 No-one touches my little girl. 449 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,676 Oh! Oh! 450 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,750 - You're not him. - Oh! Oh! 451 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,116 (GASPING) 452 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,120 Oh. 453 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,910 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 454 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,869 (GIGGLES) Come on. 455 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,035 Oh, where the fuck are they? 456 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,912 - We need to split up and find them. - Right. 457 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,276 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 458 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,430 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 459 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,879 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 460 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,036 Uh! Oh! 461 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,000 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 462 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,757 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE) 463 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,831 Hey. 464 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,911 I've just been thinking about you. 465 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,910 - What are you doing? - I don't want to get come on my dress. 466 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,277 It's dry-clean only. 467 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,674 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 468 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,874 You're gonna think I'm a freak. 469 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,600 What is it? 470 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,515 I'm a virgin. 471 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,237 You're a virgin? 472 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,640 (SNORTS) 473 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,393 Me too. 474 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,559 Virgin. 475 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,872 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 476 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,630 (GASPING AND GROANING) 477 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,279 (GASPING AND GROANING) 478 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,876 (GASPING) What? 479 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,679 (CHUCKLES) This is awkward. 480 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,636 Oh, shit! 481 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,840 (MUSIC PLAYING) 482 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,118 I used to see all these guys with their girlfriends. I had no-one. 483 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,952 That's what happens when you knock girls around. 484 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,077 It's not like that. 485 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:41,119 I'm still working out how to be around women. 486 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,716 Sometimes it's like my instincts kick in. 487 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,473 What are you talking about? 488 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,591 - Do you remember that storm? - No way. What happened to you? 489 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,514 You won't want to be with me if I tell you. 490 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,989 You just tell us, yeah? 491 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:06,951 I just wanted to find a beautiful girl and be with her and make her happy. 492 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,998 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 493 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,710 (MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH) 494 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,716 How badly did you hurt the guy that you had a fight with? 495 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,918 He attacked me. I was just defending myself. I didn't mean to hurt him. 496 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,992 I didn't mean to hurt anyone, especially not you. 497 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,469 What happened to you in the storm, then? 498 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,398 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 499 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,630 Don't move! 500 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,757 Let her go. 501 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,236 All units to Wertham Community Centre. Suspect is wearing a gorilla costume. 502 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,154 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE) 503 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,880 Kelly! 504 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,076 (MAN SPEAKING ON RADIO) 505 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,276 (GASPS) 506 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,317 Simon? 507 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,475 Simon. 508 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,120 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 509 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,709 (BOTH SNORT) 510 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,634 Dad? 511 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,431 - What are you doing? - What have you done to her? 512 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,756 Dad. Dad. 513 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,433 Wait. No. 514 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,638 She's my little girl. 515 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,475 (SOBS) 516 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,120 (FIRE EXTINGUISHER RATTLES) 517 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,195 - What you doing? - Just hold on and don't look down! 518 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,038 (DOG BARKING) 519 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,989 (POLICE SIREN BLARING) 520 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,309 (DOG BARKING) 521 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,197 (GASPING) 522 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,436 (GASPING) 523 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,518 - (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) - Let her go. It's over. 524 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,159 Bruno. 525 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,231 Everyone just stay calm. 526 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,598 - (BATON CLICKS) - Just lie on the ground. 527 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,910 Urgh! 528 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,389 ' Hurgh! " Oh! 529 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,512 - Bruno, don't hurt him! - Hargh! 530 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,957 Bruno! Stop it! 531 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,798 Bruno! 532 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,957 (GUNSHOT) 533 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,391 - Bruno! No! 534 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,391 (SIRENS BLARING) 535 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,949 Bruno. No. 536 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,431 Get an ambulance! Get a fucking ambulance! 537 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,594 - What the fuck? - (GASPING) 538 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,115 (GROWLING) 539 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,515 (GASPING) 540 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,030 BRUNO: Do you understand now? 541 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,918 (GASPING) 542 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,430 I just wanted to be human. 543 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,079 It was all worth it, to be with you. 544 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,276 Bruno. Bruno? 545 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,120 Bruno! Bruno! 546 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,271 (GASPING) 547 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,873 You killed him! 548 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,914 Kelly! 549 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,799 No, I know her! Get off! 550 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,554 (PANTING) 551 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,795 Why's a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume? 552 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,557 (FOOTSTEPS) 553 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,754 You OK? 554 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,152 Most people say one thing to your face, and think something different. 555 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,429 Bruno wasn't like that. 556 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,353 He thought nice things about me. 557 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,991 I meet a guy I really like, and he's a fuckin' monkey. 558 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:59,800 Well, technically, he was a gorilla. But, you...you know, let's not go there. 559 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,715 I'm sorry. 560 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,831 Alisha. 561 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,753 Are we all right? I didn't mean for you to see that. 562 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,913 It's fine. Must be nice having a girlfriend you can actually shag. 563 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:30,190 Jesus. What with all the monkey business, I forgot about you and your girl. 564 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,159 So, she didn't brutally murder you, then? 565 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,877 It was her dad. 566 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,951 He's been arrested. 567 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,755 Jessica isn't a psychopathic killer. 568 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,759 She's a virgin. 569 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,229 I knew there was something wrong with her. 570 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,314 There isn't any more. 571 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,954 I'm proud of you, man. 572 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,678 (CHUCKLES) 573 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,799 Oh! 574 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:07,875 Ah. And I will expect to hear every disgusting detail. 575 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,270 Hey, this calls for a celebration. 576 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,552 Maybe this is what it feels like to be a superhero. 577 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,194 I think it might take more than you getting laid to turn you into a superhero. 578 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,029 - How would you describe your ability? - I call it lactokinesis. 579 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,396 That has to be the shittest power ever. 580 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,471 - (ALL SPEAK AT ONCE) - SIMON: They know about us. 581 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,632 - Who? - Everyone. We have to go into hiding. 582 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:54,031 If this is handled right, you are making some serious money. 583 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,839 Hair? Beautiful. Cock? In. 584 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,274 - (ZIP) - Flies up. 585 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,751 (CLICKS FINGERS AND SIGHS) Let's go be famous. 586 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,911 More and more people with powers are coming forward. 587 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,879 She's like a pretty, modern-day Mother Teresa with a superpower. 588 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:07,916 They're walking into a trap. 589 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,149 No! 590 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,674 Mm! 591 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,398 Enjoy. 42132

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