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Thank you.

you

Welcome to paradise.

Relax.

Come on, Sims.

Relax.

Nobody saw you get on the aircraft.

And as far as everybody's concerned, you're still in the States.

Hey, you're home free.

Police are probably following me now. Not here.

Relax. Come on, it's cool.

Right.

Let's take a look at the goods.

I've always wanted to see what 60 million in diamonds looked like. Six

million is your share. I wouldn't cheat you, Catlin.

You're an accountant, Sims.

Figure it out.

I

trusted

Daniel Sims.

No one's blaming you, Senator.

I'm blaming me.

I was chairman of the Famine Aid Committee.

That $60 million was raised on my name, my friends, my reputation.

And it was stolen by the man I hired, Daniel Sims.

It's not my reputation I care about, MacGyver.

What Catlin stole isn't just dollars. These people are dying today.

That money was raised to save human lives.

When my daughter Chris heard about it, she flew back from Africa.

She's in the Virgin Islands now.

She's trying to find some way to get to Catlin, but...

Nothing's worked.

Nothing.

Well, then I better get going.

Your name MacGyver? It's amazing. So is mine.

You're MacGyver?

Sorry, I guess I was expecting another high-powered lawyer or an ex-FBI agent

with another great idea that doesn't work.

I'm sorry, I'm a little wound up. Chris Rhodes.

Your father tells me you've been researching things here. You can start

by telling me what you know about Catlin.

He keeps what amounts to a private army around here.

Some of them arrived with him. He used to be a mercenary, soldier of fortune.

Asia Minor, Libya.

In Angola, they call him the butcher.

Hey, Chris, we're going to get to him.

Just what exactly do you do, MacGyver? What else do you know about Catlin? He

came to the Virgin Islands about five years ago with a gaudy reputation and a

lot of money, with which he bought this hotel and casino.

Catlin's Little Hideaway.

You don't like him much, do you?

You know, I was in the Peace Corps in Africa.

I know what famine does.

There he is.

Welcome to my little exhibition.

That's Catlin.

We got a confirmation from Amsterdam.

They can handle the diamonds.

All of them?

Sixty million dollars to be paid to a Swiss account.

We need flight plans and clearances. I want to be off this island in 48 hours.

See to it.

He looks like a happy guy.

Why not? We can't touch him.

Maybe we can.

What if I were to just go in and... take the diamonds?

From Catlin. My God, you're a thief.

It's impossible.

It's ridiculous.

It's illegal.

Why? Catlin claims he doesn't have the diamond.

You tell me how taking something that doesn't exist constitutes breaking the

law.

Because we can't just... Well, because we can't just plan a break-in or pull

up some kind of far-fetched caper or... You know, you're right.

What the hell?

We'll do it.

What do you mean, we?

You're in the Peace Corps, not the Green Beret, remember?

Come on, what's your plan?

I've found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely

you are to run into something unpredictable.

Okay.

How then?

We fake it.

Oh, great.

Great. We are in deep trouble.

Look. For starters, we're probably talking about 200 pounds of diamonds.

And where's he going to store that? Believe me, I know Catlin.

He wouldn't trust his own mother.

Everything he has, he guards.

So? So, I researched all the construction permits on the casino.

He built in two security vaults. A big one in the casino and another one in his

private suite.

And that's where I'll start.

Where do we begin?

I begin by getting a look at the inside of that casino vault.

See if the diamonds are there.

I'll go in as a high roller.

Start shooting and see what... Catlin's casino is, well, frankly, dishonest.

Nobody wins.

The vault in the casino has got to be guarded and locked.

So the best way to get a look at the inside is by invitation.

So I have to make sure I win big at the crap table. Get them to store my money

in their vault.

How can you be so sure you'll win?

I'll cheat.

Not bad.

You look like James Bond.

I feel like James Bond.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Stupid little fool.

Spilled this drink all over my dress. Nice lady.

You shouldn't be right to give me a proper diversion.

When I was a kid, the first time I went fishing, I had to jury-rig my own line.

It worked.

Caught a fish that turned a lot of eyes.

This cat should do the thing.

manager. I want to talk to somebody.

I want this replaced.

Excuse me.

Seven. Front line winner.

And come.

That's it.

Not bad. Any craps. Bet to seven.

Bet to seven. Eleven.

Any craps.

Feel me.

Gummy's off on the come out.

Coming out.

Bet to seven.

Bet to Hardy.

Hardy.

Seven again.

Let her ride.

I've got this afternoon's net winning ticket.

What is this, Jack?

That's the one.

Your Virgin Mary, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

You're welcome.

Okay,

here we go.

I want you to

find out who he is.

My pleasure.

We'll let that ride again.

Hi.

I'm Tiffany.

Bond.

James Bond.

Again.

I'm sorry, sir. That's over our limit.

Here we go.

Let it ride.

Good luck.

Somehow I know you mean that.

Would you like to go again?

For the whole 130,000.

Lucky dice.

Let's see how lucky you really are.

Think I'll pass.

Don't want to be greedy.

This table is closed, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you very much. Excuse me, I have to ask a favor.

I'm going to feel a little nervous walking around with all of your money in

my pocket.

I assume the casino has a vault?

Not a very big vault, is it?

Never big enough to keep your money safe until you're ready to have another try

at your luck.

Mr... MacGyver.

MacGyver.

I haven't seen you around.

Haven't been around.

Jack.

It's been fun.

Hey, Jack. I've about had my fill of the crap table.

Mr. MacGyver.

He made six straight passes.

The odds are against it.

Yeah? That's why they call it gambling, I guess.

These dice are perfect.

You can say that again.

Which is why we noticed.

I'd forgotten your drink.

Seven.

I'd like you to accompany these gentlemen to my office.

It's a little more private.

Take him out.

Well, Jack, you've been terribly civil about this up until now.

Why not?

Oh, you clod. All the least you can do is help me up.

All right, you.

Think, MacGyver.

Of course.

Hey,

MacGyver, what happened?

Well, the diamonds aren't in the casino vault. They must be in his private

suite. Oh, great.

Never said it was going to be easy.

How can you sleep?

Usually, it's no problem.

MacGyver.

Come on, MacGyver. It was terrific.

I mean, last night, I was scared and excited, and it's like all the

frustration just let go.

Felt good, did it?

Felt great.

More coffee?

Sure.

That Catlin's suite?

Mm-hmm.

And the diamonds must be in his vault.

Well, I'll find them.

Well, we don't have to worry about Catlin. He's always on the casino floor.

But last night his security guard told me that Catlin has a spy camera and an

alarm system covering the suite.

Well, a guy figures to be a little careful.

MacGyver, there are over 200 pounds of diamonds in there.

Even if you can open the vault, getting the diamonds out will be impossible.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

But the way I plan to do it, it's going to be kind of noisy. Kind of, uh,

public. You know what I mean?

So I'm going to need a major distraction.

A small riot in the casino would do just fine.

You're going to cause a riot in Gatlin's casino?

you bet you can't possibly show your face in there again i won't you will

I hope I can walk with that thing in there.

Just make sure you get this magnet as close to the roulette wheel as possible.

Maybe I can hop.

No, I'll be all right.

What are you doing with my ring?

Give me a finger.

Who am I supposed to scratch?

You can't scratch anybody.

It's like this when you're playing blackjack.

Oh, and then accuse them of cheating.

Yeah.

Then you do the roulette, the slots.

But, Chris, you've got to make sure it comes together at 210 sharp.

All right, remember, as soon as the diamonds are in my car, you get in your

car and you go.

I'll be right behind you.

But it's got to come together at 2.10 a.m. sharp.

Or we're history.

I'll be here.

Good. MacGyver?

Yeah.

We're going to make it.

Now, if Thomas Edison is correct, at 210, when these wires touch, all the

slot machines and lights in the casino ought to go crazy.

Excuse me.

Think this machine will change my luck?

Win some, lose some.

Gonna have to deal with that security camera in the penthouse hall.

The mirror from Chris's compact ought to show him a thing or two.

More bets down, please.

All right.

Gotta call a little attention to myself.

It should take at least 90 seconds for the security people to get up here.

About enough time for me to get into Catlin's.

Maybe.

Thomas? Yeah? Some kind of interference.

Go check it out.

Good evening.

Is there anything you need?

I could use some luck.

Right about now.

Looks fine up here.

Yeah, it's okay down here, too.

Place your bets.

Place your bets.

Thank you, madam.

Place your bets, please.

All bets are down.

Ten black. The lady wins.

Seems your luck is changing.

Nasty habit.

Catlin's private vault.

Not a little thing.

Great.

No combination, no lock, no nothing.

And you're no help.

Maybe.

Hey, Catlin, how about bringing me some luck? I've already lost $30,000.

Tonight's lucky is with the lady.

It's the penthouse again. Get up there. I'm on my way. I'll tell Mr. Catlin.

Pay your bets.

Round and round.

All bets down.

Mr. Catlin, we have an intruder alarm in your penthouse apartment.

Excuse me.

Black. Black.

Good to meet you, Mr. Cowan.

Something set the alarm off.

Which one of you idiots left the birdcage open?

Come on, sweetheart.

That's baby.

Come on.

There you go.

Yes.

It's all right.

Guess I'd better check everything else while I'm here.

What's the matter, sweetheart?

Everything's secure.

Thanks, Zoe, for this.

All bets down, please.

Winnell number seven, black.

Did you see that? Did you see that?

11 Fred.

That's why I've been losing my money.

Give me a chair, please.

Let go of me. Take it easy. This wheel is rigged. What a click joint you got

here.

of too high.

Thank you.

And the name of the game is blackjack.

That's please.

Excuse me, sir.

Is there something wrong with this card?

She's right.

This place is a rip-off. These cards are marked. Hey, we've been taken. These

cards are marked. I want my money back every time. 500 bucks.

And I want to talk to the manager.

Buzz off, buster.

Let go. Take it easy. Let go.

Take it easy.

Take it easy.

Excuse me.

I've got a bottle of champagne and ice.

If you could wait.

Yeah, come on.

I only knew you'd be lucky for me.

MacGyver.

Yeah.

It's me.

Don't do what he tells you.

Oh, killer. I want you to do exactly as I say.

I'm here.

There's a small park.

Just need the breakwater.

Oh, MacGyver.

Don't forget to bring the diamonds.

Morning.

Where's Chris?

Straight ahead. Turn at the breakwater.

Your lady's waiting in the plane.

Let go.

MacGyver.

See, MacGyver?

You wanted the girl?

You got the girl.

You gave him the diamonds?

I answer, Mr.

MacGyver. Quite the romantic.

That's why.

He loses, and I win.

Okay, let's go up front.

You two, come on.

Still got the ring?

What?

Oh, yeah.

Use it. You two, inside!

Get Jack out of that toilet, fast!

Take it up to 30,000 feet.

The lack of oxygen will kill her.

I got an idea.

Consider a test drive.

Now get yourself down and brace yourself.

This could be fun.

Oh.

You'll be pretty docile by now.

You can come up now.