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God, it's so hot out today.

We could be shopping anywhere inside doing something else, but we are here

with our dumb dad, staying outside, melting away.

I just want to go inside.

Oh, it's so sticky.

Like, my tits are sweating.

Everything's sweating. Everything's hot.

My freaking vagina is sticking to my shorts. It's so hot.

I can't breathe.

I can't believe they have us out here with them.

What are they doing?

They look like losers out there. By themselves.

This is dumb.

Are we supposed to watch them?

Are you going to stay out of it or are you going to get in the pool with us?

It's too hot.

It's perfect in here.

All day long, selfie time.

Social media this, social media that.

You gotta live a little.

Seriously girl, get in the pool.

Let's get in the water.

Should we tell them?

Yeah. Oh man.

We don't know how to swim.

What? What do you mean?

You guys never taught us to swim.

We gave money to your mom for swimming lessons. What about all those lessons I

paid for?

You know mom just took a shopping.

Oh, I knew it.

I don't remember any swim lessons.

So now we look like terrible dads whose daughters can't swim.

Correct, basically.

Why didn't you ever say anything?

I didn't think we were going to need it.

You guys go to pool parties. We just sit out here.

I can't wear my makeup.

I can't.

It's like riding a bike. You just don't know.

Should we teach him? Yeah.

There's only one way to learn how to swim.

Is get in the water.

Okay.

I can't

believe

we're going to learn how to swim finally.

Hey,

you still have those bathing suits that we bought together last year?

So while we were out there, I just have to say, I think your dad's really hot.

Shut up. I was literally thinking the same thing about your dad.

Yeah. I was just kind of infatuated just staring at him. I know part of you is an

older man.

No way.

Okay, so idea. How about I learn from your dad and you learn from my dad?

Let's do it. Freaking deal.

They won't even know what's going on. Nope.

It's going to be so much fun.

It's not that bad.

Okay, so how do you swim?

That is a flutter.

Flutter.

Congratulations.

She fluttered.

She fluttered.

You're very good at fluttering.

It's like a breastplate right here, so the breast is like, you're going to be

like, moving your arms right through here. Okay.

Should I go around?

Thank you. Yeah, you can go around. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

There you go. Stretch your arms forward.

And keep fluttering while you do that.

Now we're going to move you along as you're fluttering.

Keep kicking, keep kicking.

You learning? I'm learning.

I don't know if that's the right form we're supposed to be using around here,

sweetie.

What are you doing? What are you doing? You're supposed to be teaching her how

to swim, not teaching her vagina how to swim.

That's my daughter, dude.

These girls do it.

How many of them are on there?

I don't know if I should be alright with this.

Katie, put your clothes back off.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, Jesus.

Ugh!

Shit, there we go. Oh, yes.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Yes, baby.

Swing that pussy back.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.