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[ Upbeat music plays ]

>> Gumball: Please, mom! >> Both: Please! >> Darwin: S'il te plait?

>> Gumball: Por favor? >> Darwin: Bitte? >> Gumball: We really want to do

karate. >> Both: 'Olu'olu? >> Mom: [ Sighs ]

Okay. >> Both: Yay! >> Mom: You better not get bored

and give it up right away. >> Gumball: Mom, when have we ever given something up?

>> Both: I hate football! I hate tennis! I hate flippin' horses!

>> Gumball: I hate figure skating! Oh, yeah.

>> Mom: Promise me you'll go to the lessons this time. >> Gumball: [ Scoffs ]

Who needs lessons? You already bought us black belts.

[ Ka-ching! ] >> Mom: [ Sighs ] >> Darwin: Dude, you look so

powerful in your belt. >> Gumball: You too, man. >> Darwin: Really?

>> Gumball: Yeah. You're, like, half shark, half bear, half alligator.

>> Darwin: Shark/bear/gator. >> Gumball: Darwin, let's agree to never take these off.

>> Darwin: Agreed!

>> Gumball: Hyah!

Ooh-yah! Wah! Hyah! >> Darwin: Yah!

Wah-ah! [ Munches ] >> Gumball: [ Grunting ]

Come on! Hyah! >> Darwin: [ Grunting ]

[ School bell rings ] That was the best day of my life!

Yah! Yah! Yah! [ Laughter ] >> Why don't you fight Tina?

[ Laughter ] >> Gumball: No, no, no, no. Our karate is strictly for

self-defense. >> Darwin: To misuse the power in this fin would bring terrible

dishonor upon our dojo. >> [ Laughs ] Do another flip! [ Laughter ]

>> Gumball: All right, just one more -- for the fans. [ Inhales deeply ]

>> Darwin: Awesome! [ Laughter ] >> Uncool!

[ Laughter ] >> Mom: Boys, come on! Time to go!

>> Gumball: One second, mom! Hey, penny! Hyah! What do you think of my new

style? >> Hmm. Very, um... >> Gumball: Impressive?

>> Well... I like to see you happy. >> Gumball: Thanks. Wah!

You need to work on that defense, young lotus. Farewell.

[ Car door opens, closes ]

Hyah! You flinched! >> Mom: [ Chuckles nervously ] Everything okay at school,

honey? >> Gumball: Yeah, school is awesome, especially when you're

wearing one of these. >> Mom: It's just that it kind of looked like the kids were

making fun of you back there. >> Gumball: Yeah, laughing with you can sound like laughing at

you. >> Darwin: They even called us the karate wieners!

>> Gumball: I think it's because we always "win" at karate. [ Chuckles ]

>> The perfect karate master. >> Dad: [ Laughs ] [ Grunts, laughs ]

In your face! [ Laughs ] [ Sighs ] I wish i could kick people like

this in real life. Hey, nice costumes, guys. You have a spare one?

>> Gumball: Nah, sorry, dad. I'm not sure you're ready for the responsibility.

>> Dad: [ Sighs ] I understand. >> Gumball: Come on, Darwin. Let's go practice some killer

moves. Okay, you know what a true warrior needs for a good

warm-up? >> Darwin: Mittens and a scarf? >> Gumball: No, Darwin-San.

[ Rock music playing ] Inspiration. >> Both: ¶ every time i look in

the mirror ¶ ¶ all i see is the inner warrior ¶

¶ staring back at me ¶ >> mom: Oh, Richard, I'm so worried about them.

>> ¶ Warrior ¶ ¶ inner warrior ¶ >> dad: What?

It's a great track. >> Mom: They're obsessed with those outfits, and the kids at

school are making fun of them. You know how mean kids can be. >> ¶ ...The best that you can

be ¶ >> mom: Richard? Hmph!

I know they're just costumes, but if people make fun of them, they'll never get girlfriends or

a job, and in 20 years' time, they'll still be living here and wearing those ridiculous karate

outfits! [ Video game beeping ] >> Darwin: Gumball.

>> Gumball: Yeah? >> Darwin: I think we've wasted our lives.

[ "Character dying" sound ] >> Gumball: Yah! >> Darwin: Yah, yah, yah!

>> Mom: Boys. >> Both: Hi, mom. >> Gumball: Check out Darwin's

sweet scissor kick. >> Darwin: Hyah! >> Mom: When did you post this?

>> Gumball: We didn't. Some kids at school did. >> Mom: Boys, look at the

title -- "tae-Kwon dorks." I think they might be making fun of you.

>> Gumball: Nah. They just spelled "tae Kwon do" wrong.

>> Darwin: Korean spelling is very complicated. >> Gumball: There's loads of

other fellow senseis on here. Look. >> Yah!

>> Gumball: Hey! >> Mom: [ Sighs ] I need to tell you a story.

>> Gumball: Cool! Is it a fable about a great martial-arts warrior?

>> Mom: Not exactly. When your father was at school, he thought he was the

cottontail cavalier. >> Dad: ...Cavalier! [ Humming ]

[ Laughter ] >> Costumed geek! >> Leave him alone!

At least he's brave enough to be himself! He was lucky there was one girl

who loved him for who he really was. >> Darwin: What a sad story.

>> Gumball: But what ever happened to the cape? >> Mom: Well, i managed to get

it off him and hide it. >> Dad: What?! You mean the president didn't

really need my cape?! >> Mom: I'm sorry, honey. >> Dad: [ Gasps ]

It's because of you I'm mortal! [ Crying ] >> Mom: [ Sighs ] You see?

That's the kind of state you can get into when you refuse to grow up.

>> Darwin: Gumball, i don't want to be a costumed geek. >> Gumball: It's okay, Darwin.

Mom, we'll stop wearing the outfits if it'll make you happy. >> Mom: Thank you, boys.

I'm so proud of you. You'll see -- it's for the best.

>> Gumball: ¶ life's a battle of abandoning ¶ ¶ dream after dream ¶

>> Darwin: ¶ hopes and expectations ¶ ¶ float way downstream ¶

>> gumball: ¶ it's time to kiss our childish ways goodbye ¶ >> Darwin: What?

Give mediocrity a try? >> Gumball: ¶ the games, they have to stop ¶

>> Darwin: ¶ no more hyah ¶ >> gumball: ¶ not even a karate chop ¶

>> both: ¶ face up to what maturity means ¶ ¶ and forget about our

martial-arts dre-e-e-e-e-e-ams ¶

[ both sigh ] >> Gumball: Well, i think I'm cured.

>> Darwin: Me too. I almost think i could put it back on, you know, just one last

time and I'd be fine. >> Gumball: I reckon if i put mine back on, it would do

nothing. [ Both laugh ] Oh, it feels so good.

[ Door opens ] >> Mom: Boys, is that you? >> Gumball: U-uh, yeah.

Just rushing off to school. You know, don't want to miss any of those, uh, spelling...Sums.

>> Mom: That's great, honey. Now, where did you put those karate costumes?

>> Gumball: Those old things? I completely forgot about them. >> Mom: But you had them only

yesterday. >> Gumball: That was yesterday?! Well, time sure flies when

you're all grown up. Can you remember where we put them?

>> Darwin: Beats me. >> Gumball: Maybe they're in the closet.

Bye! >> Mom: Bye. And now to get rid of this

problem once and for all. What the -- they're gone! Wait a minute.

>> Gumball: Bye! [ Distorted ] Bye! By-y-y-y-y-e!

>> Mom: Those little fibbers! >> Gumball: Okay, let's get these dorky clothes off.

>> Darwin: I don't know. I think I'm gonna keep mine on. >> Gumball: What?!

>> Darwin: Mom's kind of right. This is a bit lame. >> Gumball: Are you crazy?!

[ Grunting ] Is that lame? >> Darwin: Nah.

It's pretty awesome. >> Gumball: Exactly! Now, our fans are waiting.

The karate wieners have returned! [ Laughter ]

People, please, contain your excitement. At lunch break, come and see me

attempt the impossible. >> What, are you gonna get a girlfriend?

[ Laughter ] >> Gumball: No. I'm going to break 12 planks of

wood with this hand! >> Darwin: Are you crazy? >> Gumball: No, Darwin.

I'm more sane than I've ever been! >> Mom: I can't believe they

lied to me! I never should've given them those outfits!

What was i thinking?! [ Horn honks ] Out of my way!

My kids are in danger! Of becoming their father! [ Gong rings ]

>> Darwin: Dude, seriously, how are you gonna do this? >> Gumball: Easy -- I've seen

loads of guys do it on the Internet. All i have to do is hit it with

my hand. Watch. Karate fans, please, can i have

a little hush? >> Yeah, quiet! I want to hear him fail!

[ Laughter ] >> Darwin: Shh! >> Gumball: Thank you,

Darwin-San. [ Breathing heavily ]

Hyah! [ Squeaks ] [ Laughter ]

Stop laughing! don't you guys watch TV? When you believe in yourself,

you can accomplish anything! [ Crying ] Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

[ Muffled ] Oh, man, it looked easier on the Internet. Maybe I'll just do one plank.

[ Breathing heavily ] Hyah! [ Grunts ]

[ Crying ] Ow. [ Laughter ]

>> Ladies and gentlemen, the karate wiener! [ Laughter ]

>> Gumball: Hang on. "Wiener" doesn't mean "winner." It means "sausage."

[ Crying ] [ Laughter continues ] >> Mom: Oh, no! I'm too late!

>> Hey, leave him alone! If he wants to wear karate clothes, let him!

At least he's brave enough to be himself! >> Mom: [ Gasps ]

>> Besides, i think he looks... Cute, kind of like a-a... >> Darwin: Shark/bear/gator?

>> Yeah, something like that. >> Gumball: I told you girls would dig it.

Thanks for sticking up for me, penny. >> My pleasure, gumball-San.

Wah! Hah! [ Both laugh ] [ Gong rings ]

>> Mom: Oh, my little karate wiener's in love.

[ Video game beeping ] Richard. >> Dad: Yeah?

>> Mom: The president wants you to have this back. >> Dad: Aaaaaaah!

Really?! I can feel its power! >> Mom: Well, put it on.

>> Dad: Yes! The cottontail cavalier has returned!

[ Humming ] [ Laughs ] Ah, just like old times.

>> Mom: [ Laughs ] [ Smooches ] >> Dad: Oh, thanks, honey.

>> Dad: [ Grunting ] [ Breathing heavily ] We should...Really get an

escalator. >> Mom: I told you -- i already asked Santa.

>> Dad: Cool! >> Mom: Now, kids, while we're gone, i want you to do what your

granny jojo tells you. >> All: Yes, mom. >> Dad: [ Grunting ]

>> Mom: Richard, those go in the trunk! >> Dad: Huh?

What does it look like I'm doing?! >> Mom: That's the gas tank!

[ Laughter ] Stop laughing at your father. He tries very hard.

>> Dad: [ Grunts ] >> Mom: That's the glove box! >> Dad: Sorry!

[ Laughter ] >> Gumball: Mom, I've been talking it over with Darwin, and

i think I'm old enough not to have granny jojo kiss me on the cheek anymore.

>> Mom: Why don't you want your granny jojo to kiss you on the cheek?

>> Gumball: I'm just not into the whole kissing-on-the-cheek thing.

>> Mom: But she's your granny jojo. >> Gumball: So?

Can't we just shake hands? >> Mom: She's your grandmother, and you're going to let her kiss

you on the cheek! Between that and her TV programs, that's all she has

left these days. >> Darwin: I like getting kissed on the cheek.

It makes me feel special. >> Anais: He's right, gumball. It's not the end of the world.

>> Gumball: Well, if getting kissed on the cheek is so great, how come those two always take

off before granny jojo arrives? >> Dad: Hurry, Richard! She'll be here any minute!

>> Dad: I know! I know! >> Mom: Richard, come on! >> Dad: Aah!

[ Slurping ] [ Lips smacking ] >> Gumball: [ Groans ]

>> Anais: Granny jojo! >> Hello, dear. [ Smooches ]

Get my bags, would ya? >> Darwin: Granny jojo! >> Hello, walking fish.

[ Smooches ] Where's the blue one? >> Gumball: Here i am.

>> Anais: [ Breathing heavily ] >> Say my name. >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

>> Anais: Come on, gumball. Just get it over with. >> Gumball: Well, it's easy for

you -- >> [ Smooches ] >> Gumball: Aah!

>> Hurry up with those bags, anais. I don't want to miss the

"sheriff mcgruff" marathon. He's the only man of justice in a world of deceit.

>> Anais: [ Grunting ] >> Darwin: See? That wasn't so bad.

Gumball? Gumball, are you okay? >> Gumball: [ Squeaks ]

>> Anais: [ Grunting ] >> Darwin: Anais? >> Anais: I'm kind of busy here.

>> Darwin: Something's wrong with gumball. >> Gumball: [ Squeaking ] She --

she -- she kissed me! She kissed me! >> Anais: She kisses all of us!

Get over it! [ Grunts ] Geez! What's in this thing --

bowling balls? [ Grunting ] >> Darwin: You okay, buddy?

>> Anais: Aah! Look out!

[ Squish ] >> Gumball: Aah! [ Breathing heavily ]

>> Anais! You be careful with granny jojo's bag.

>> Anais: Yes, granny jojo. Darwin, you're getting me in trouble.

Take care of gumball. >> Darwin: Hmm. Hey, i know.

Let's go to your happy place. >> Gumball: My happy place? >> Darwin: Yeah, you know, that

special place you go to when you feel bad. >> Gumball: I don't have a happy

place! Where's your happy place? >> Darwin: Everywhere's my happy

place. [ Birds chirping ] Hi, mailbox!

>> Hi, Darwin! >> Darwin: Hi, tree! >> Hey, Darwin!

>> Darwin: Hey, dangerous criminal! >> What?!

Oh, heya, Darwin. [ Car alarm blaring ] >> Darwin: Hi, two rats eating a

kabob! >> Both: Hi, Darwin! >> Darwin: Hi, $100 bill!

>> Hello, Darwin! >> Darwin: Hi, grumpy old guys! >> Hey, i hear your grandma's in

town! >> Give her a big kiss from me! >> Gumball: [ Whimpers ]

Find your happy place, find your happy place. >> Darwin: Here you go.

>> Gumball: Thanks. >> Darwin: [ Slurping ] >> [ Smooches ]

>> Gumball: Aah! >> Darwin: Find your happy place.

Find your h-- oh, hey, look -- a butterfly! >> Gumball: Ohhhhh. Pretty.

>> Give granny jojo a kiss! >> Gumball: Aah! Happy place! H-h-happy, happy!

>> Darwin: Come here and smell these flowers. [ Sniffing ] Mmm!

Daffodils! >> Gumball: [ Sniffs ] Hmm.

They kind of smell like... Granny jojo! [ Sighs ]

>> Aw. Why so sad? You need to find your happy place!

>> Gumball: There is no happy place!

[ Sobbing ] I'm sorry, little creature! [ Both crying ]

>> Darwin: I'm sorry i couldn't help you forget! [ Crying continues ]

[ All crying ] [ Music playing on TV ] [ Music stops ]

Anais! Anais!! >> Anais: Yes, granny jojo?

>> Did you take granny jojo's bag up to her room? >> Anais: Almost!

>> Well, hurry up. It's almost 4:30. It's nearly suppertime.

[ Music resumes ] TV. Yeah.

>> Anais: This should work. >> Darwin: I'll get the door for you, buddy.

>> Gumball: Oh, thanks. Aah! [ Muffled scream ]

>> Darwin: Eat up, gumball. Dinner will take your mind off it.

>> Anais: [ Slurping loudly ] [ Lips smacking ] >> [ Slurping ]

[ Lips smacking ] >> Gumball: Darwin? Aah!

Aah! [ Screaming ] Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah! [ Screaming ]

Aaaaaaaaaah! Oh. Oh, man, that was intense.

>> Give us a kiss! >> Gumball: No!! >> Anais: Aah!

>> Darwin: Aah! >> Gumball: [ Panting ] >> Anais: Oh, come on!

That's the fifth time tonight! >> Gumball: What are you doing out there?

>> Anais: Trying to move this stupid bag! [ Grunting ]

>> Darwin: Gumball, maybe you'll never get over that kiss. >> Anais: Then you need to fight

fire with fire! >> Darwin: Won't that burn the house down?

>> Anais: No, no, no. I mean, you've got to go through something much worse to forget

about grandma's kisses. [ Grunting ] >> Darwin: [ Gasps ]

Trauma therapy! [ Indistinct shouting ]

>> Gumball: What if this doesn't work, Darwin? >> Darwin: Oh, it'll work.

It has to. >> All: [ Chanting ] You're gonna squirm, cry, sweat, and

scream! You're gonna squirm, cry, sweat, and scream!

>> Gumball: Uh... >> Darwin: Come on, gumball, this is gonna be bad!

I can't hear you! >> Gumball: I didn't say anything!

>> Darwin: I said, "are you ready?" >> Gumball: No, you didn't!

>> Darwin: Oh. Are you ready? >> Gumball: Yes. >> Darwin: Run that way!

>> Gumball: [ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ] >> Darwin: Welcome to level 1, the leap of [Echoing] faith.

>> Gumball: Leap of faith. Eh. Sounds easy enough. [ Grunts ]

[ All gasp ] >> Darwin: Oh. Did i say "the leap of faith"?

I meant "the leap of filth"! >> Gumball: Aaaaaaaaaah! >> All: Ew!

Ohh! >> Gumball: You're enjoying this, aren't you?

>> Darwin: Uh-huh. Forgotten about the kiss yet? >> Gumball: No.

>> Darwin: On your feet, gumball.

You really stink. But you're in luck! You're gonna take a shower.

To level 2! The shower of slime!

>> Gumball: [ Inhales deeply ] >> [ Giggles ] >> Darwin: Forgotten yet?

>> Gumball: About what? >> Darwin: About the kiss. >> Gumball: Oh.

I had, but you just reminded me. >> Darwin: Oh. Then welcome to level 3, the

see-through stuff of sweaty cheese! [ All gasp ]

>> Gumball: [ Gagging ] [ Gasps ] Haah!

>> Darwin: Forgotten yet? >> Gumball: No! [ Panting ]

What are you guys doing here? >> We're your next level -- the "sounds of suffering."

[ Laughs ] [ Screech! ] >> Gumball: [ Groans ]

[ Scrape! Scrape! ] Aah! Ungh! >> Darwin: Forgotten now?

>> Gumball: No! >> Darwin: How about now? [ Squeak! ]

>> Gumball: Aah! Make it sto-o-o-o-p! [ All cheering ]

[ Panting ] >> Darwin: The good news is, this is the last level.

The bad news is, this is the worst. [ Thud! Thud! ]

>> Gumball: Really? [ Sighs ] Okay. Do it. [ Sloop! ]

[ Panting ] Aah! [ Thud! ]

[ Grunts ] >> Darwin: So? >> Gumball: So...What?

[ All gasp ] >> Darwin: He's forgotten! [ All cheering ]

>> Anais: [ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ] Aah! Yes! I did it!

Granny jojo, granny jojo! I did it! >> You did what?

>> Anais: I carried your suitcase up to your room. >> Oh. Well, good for you, dear.

[ Choir vocalizes ] Now bring it back down. My bus will be here any minute.

>> Gumball: [ Laughs ] I found my happy place! Hey, two rats eating a kabob!

>> Both: Hey, gumball. >> Gumball: I found my happy place.

>> Ah, that's great. >> Good for you, pal. [ Munch! Munch! Munch! ]

>> Gumball: Hey, old guy. >> No, wait! My back! >> Gumball: Whoo-hoo! [ Laughs ]

>> Oh, that's so much better. >> Darwin: Hey, old guy. [ Crack! ]

Gumball's found his happy place. >> Darn it. >> Anais, give me a kiss goodbye

and put my bags on the bus. >> Anais: [ Grunts ] >> [ Smooches ]

A little bit faster this time, please. >> Darwin: Granny jojo!

Gumball's found his happy place! >> That's nice, fish kid. Now kiss me goodbye.

[ Smooches ] >> Gumball: Granny jojo! I found my happy place!

>> Yeah, whatever. Now give your granny jojo a kiss goodbye.

>> Gumball: Of course. >> Anais: Gumball, give me a hand with this bag!

>> Gumball: Okay. >> [ Smooches ]