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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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>> So, what do you think of my
tree house, girls?
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>> Very nice!
>> I just love what you've done
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with the bathroom.
>> Thanks.
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I went for understated chic.
>> Molly has such a good eye for
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interior design.
>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, yes.
>> Boring!
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You think because it's in a tree
it's all that?
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Well, it isn't.
It's just as boring as a real
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house.
I mean, what is it you actually
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do in here, Molly?
>> Well, uh, i just hang out,
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watch the boys.
>> Darwin: Come on, gumball!
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>> Come on! Go!
[ Car alarm blaring ]
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>> Gumball: [ Groans ]
>> Lame!
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You don't watch boys -- you kiss
them.
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>> All: What?!
>> Hold on.
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don't tell me you don't have
boyfriends.
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You do, Molly, right?
>> Uh...Sure, i do.
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You don't know him, though.
He's way older, and he's in high
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school.
>> All: Whoa!
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>> Well, my boyfriend's so old
that he doesn't have a
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babysitter.
>> All: Whoa!
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>> Well, mine's so old, he
stopped wearing braces.
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>> All: Wow!
>> Well, mine is so old that he
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doesn't have teeth.
>> [ Sighs ]
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I wish i had a boyfriend.
>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]
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[ Bones cracking ]
Did penny see my stunt?
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>> don't tell me you want to
impress those -- those --
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those...Perfumed sissies!
>> Gumball: You mean those girls
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over there?
Nah.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
They wouldn't care about a
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handsome bachelor, 12 years old,
who likes world cinema, fine
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dining, extreme sports, and long
romantic walks on the beach by
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moonlight.
[ Creaking ]
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>> Let's make a pact, right
here, right now -- pals before
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gals!
>> All: Pals before gals!
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>> Gumball: Uh...Okay.
>> Wait! Wait! Wait!
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Let's make a blood pact.
[ Grunting ]
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>> So, your turn to tell us,
masami.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
>> [ Nervously ] Yeah, huh!
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He's -- i-it's...
It's...
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Darwin!
>> All: Darwin?!
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>> Yeah!
He's great because he's got
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legs, and, you know, a head.
>> Okay.
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[ Grunting ]
>> Gumball: Dude, stop it
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already.
[ Girls giggling ]
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>> Guys! Guys! Guys!
Enemy at 12:00.
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No. This way!
>> Here is is!
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>> Remember, pals before gals.
>> Hello, sweet cheeks!
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>> Boys: What?!
>> Oh, come on.
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He's not your boyfriend, masami.
>> [ Scoffs ] He so is.
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Look.
Hold my book, boyfriend!
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>> Darwin: Uh...Okay.
>> I'll show you how much he
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likes me at the tree house.
[ Girls giggling ]
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>> I can't believe it.
You -- you -- you...Girl lover!
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>> Gumball: It's always the
quiet ones.
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>> Darwin: She's not my
girlfriend!
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What am i gonna do?!
What am i gonna do?!
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I know!
I'll just run away and hide
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forever!
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I'll never forget you guys!
>> Gumball: That was dramatic.
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>> Hey, gumball.
[ Honk! ]
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>> Gumball: Hey, penny.
>> Want to walk me to the
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canteen?
>> Gumball: Definitely...
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Not.
Definitely not now, but maybe
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later?
>> Ahem!
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>> [ Clicks tongue ]
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
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[ Thud ]
>> Okay.
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See you later!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
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>> Gumball: Aah!
>> Darwin: Gumball!
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I'm scared.
>> Gumball: Darwin?
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I thought you'd run away
forever.
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>> Darwin: I got hungry.
[ Girls giggling ]
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, no! They're here!
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What am i gonna do now?
>> Gumball: don't worry, buddy.
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If you can't see them, they
can't see you.
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>> Both: Ow!
Aah!
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>> Gumball: Okay.
I think we're safe.
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[ Both scream ]
>> Both: Hey.
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>> Yeah. Hi.
I was just talking about you,
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boyfriend.
Come and sit by me.
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>> Darwin: [ Groans ]
>> Oh, come on!
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don't be shy, sugar lumps.
Give me a hug!
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>> Gumball: [ Grunts ]
Excuse me.
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Room for [Grunts] one more?
[ Grunts ] ahh.
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So, what are we talking about?
>> [ Scoffs ]
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Well, before you so rudely
interrupted us, we were talking
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about how Darwin is gonna kiss
me in the tree house.
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>> Darwin: What?!
>> Yeah.
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Because that's what boyfriend
and girlfriend do!
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[ Ding! ]
Come on, boyfriend.
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Let's go somewhere more private.
[ Ominous music plays ]
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Boyfriend!
>> Darwin: Help...Me.
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>> Gumball: don't worry, buddy.
I'm here for you.
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Pals before -- [ Honk! ]
Hi, penny.
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>> Hey, gumball.
>> Gumball: Where was i?
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Oh, yeah. Darwin.
>> Darwin?
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Darwin, where are you?
Darwin?
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Darwin!
[ Gurgling ]
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>> Gumball: Huh?
What are you doing here?
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[ Gurgling, bubbles popping ]
>> Darwin: She won't find me
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down here!She hates getting her hair wet.
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>> Gumball: Really?
>> Hey, have you seen Darwin
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around?
>> Gumball: don't worry, buddy.
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I'm on it.
Uh-oh.
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Oh, man.
[ Inhales sharply ]
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Pals before gals!
[ Boing! ]
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>> Hey, masami.
Have you seen gumball anywhere?
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>> Gumball: Aw, no.
I can't do that to penny.
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[ Sighs ]
On one hand, i create a
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diversion and save Darwin.
But on the other hand, i splash
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penny and look like a --
[ Smack! ]
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[ Water bubbling ]
>> What was that?
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>> I don't know, but it sounded
painful.
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>> Oh, well.
See you at the tree house.
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>> Darwin!
[ Water bubbling ]
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>> Darwin: [ Gasping ]
>> There you are!
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Come on.
We're going for ice cream.
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>> Gumball: Aah!
Ow!
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Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
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>> Hey!
[ Sizzling ]
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>> Gumball: Ahh.
>> Hey, dude. Nice bikini.
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>> Gumball: Thanks.
Oh, rocky, wait!
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You've had girlfriends before,
right?
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>> Oh, yeah. Thousands of them.
>> Gumball: Well, how do you get
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rid of them?
>> Well, usually, i just close
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my eyes and open my heart.
And when i open my eyes again,
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they're gone.
>> Gumball: What do you mean?
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>> Well, i guess they don't want
me to talk about my feelings.
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>> Gumball: So you mean openly
expressing your emotional
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turmoil rather than coming up
with a convoluted little scheme?
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It's so crazy, it just might
work!
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[ Triumphant music plays ]
[ Ding! ]
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>> Darwin!
>> Darwin: [ Screeches, inhales
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deeply ]
Listen, masami.
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This is very difficult for me to
say.
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[ Voice breaking ] I'm leaving.
We've had good times together,
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but it's just not right for me.
I can't help how i feel.
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It's not your fault.
It's mine.
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I'm just not ready for something
this amazing.
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You deserve someone better.
Now, farewell, dear heart.
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[ Hand flapping ]
>> [ Wailing ]
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>> Darwin: What should i do?
>> Gumball: I don't know.
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>> Nice work, Romeo.
>> Darwin: Okay! Okay!
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I didn't mean it!
Boyfriend joke!
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Look! I'm laughing!
[ Laughs loudly ]
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You can stop crying now.
Please?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
Please.
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I'll do anything you want!
I'll go to the tree house!
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I'll -- I'll -- I'll kiss you!
>> Okay.
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See you there, sweet lips.
>> Gumball: [ Laughing ] Oh,
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man, i am so sorry.
>> Darwin: What did you make me
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do?
What did you make me do?!
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I have to kiss a girl!
I'm going to get married!
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I don't want to get married!
[ Grumbling ]
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>> Gumball: I'm sorry, dude.
Oh, don't be like that.
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>> Darwin: Not cool, man!
Not cool!
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>> Gumball: don't worry, buddy.
I'll save you.
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>> Darwin: How?!
You need to have a date to get
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in that tree house!
>> Gumball: Yeah. That is true.
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>> And what happened to "pals
before gals"?
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>> Gumball: It's cool.
I'll find a plan to save him.
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>> You'd better, 'cause if you
don't, we will.
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>> Hi, gumball.
>> Gumball: [ Giggling ]
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>> After you, boyfriend.
[ Ding! ]
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>> Darwin: Somebody, please
help me.
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>> What did you say?
>> Darwin: Nothing!
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I'm climbing. Climbing.
>> Gumball: Hey, Darwin.
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>> Darwin: [ Gasps ] Oh, no!
They got you, too!
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>> Gumball: Oh, yeah.
They got me.
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It was horrible. Oh.
Oh, no.
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don't drag me in there and kiss
me.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, well, now that we're here...
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>> So, girls, where are all of
your boyfriends?
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>> [ Laughs nervously ]
>> [ Whistling ]
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>> [ Whistling ]
>> [ Inhales deeply ]
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Okay, girls. Confession time.
My boyfriend's not real.
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[ All gasp ]
>> Yeah, mine too.
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>> I made mine up.
>> So, me and penny are the only
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ones with boys to kiss.
Darwin?
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Come on, boyfriend!
>> All: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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>> Darwin: Gumball!
Do something!
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>> Gumball: Just a minute.
[ Laughs ]
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Sorry.
I have to save my best friend.
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[ Honk! ]
>> I'm really glad you came.
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>> Darwin: Oh! Please!
You don't want to kiss me!
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I taste like fish!
Aah!
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>> Get back here!
>> Darwin: Aah! Gumball!
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>> It's such a beautiful day,
gumball.
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>> Gumball: Yeah, but not as
beautiful as your antlers.
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[ Dreamy music plays ]
[ Thud ]
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Can you feel the universe moving
around us?
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[ Thud ]
>> Uh, yeah.
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It's sort of like a swaying
motion, actually.
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>> Aah!
[ Laughs evilly ]
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>> Gumball: Let's kiss and
remember this for all eternity.
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>> Let's kiss so i can show
these losers who's boss.
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[ Wood crackling ]
>> Gumball: Mmm...
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>> Darwin: Mmm...
[ All screaming ]
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>> Aah!
>> Timber!
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[ Thud ]
>> Gumball: Wow!
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That was amazing!
Kissing penny was like being run
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over by a unicorn.
>> Darwin: And kissing masami
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wasn't as bad as i thought it
would be.
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>> Gumball: Bye, penny.
>> Darwin: See you later, sugar
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lumps.
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
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What fascinating creatures.
>> [ Grunting ]
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Pals before gals!
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>> So, Mr. and Mrs. watterson,
i called you in today to
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discuss concerns regarding your
daughter, anais.
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Judging by this alarming
painting, you, madam, are
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suffering from work-related
stress.
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You, sir, are not a good role
model.
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And these two children are
clearly lacking in discipline.
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[ Both screaming ]
>> Mom: Kids, calm down, please!
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>> When i look at this painting,
i see a family that...
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[ Whoosh! ]
A family that has problems.
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>> Anais: Principal brown, if i
may interrupt --
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>> oh, don't worry, sweetie.
It's not your fault.
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It's your fault!
>> Dad: [ Snoring ]
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I'm sorry, Princess cheesecake.
The sausage fairy made me do it.
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[ Snoring ]
>> Mom: Sweetie, i had no idea
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we were such a terrible family.
[ Both laughing ]
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Boys, please!
>> Anyway, for the good of your
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family, I've drawn up a recovery
schedule to get you back on
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track.
>> Both: Whoo-hoo! [ Laughing ]
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>> I'll make it short.
You, madam, need to stop working
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and relax.
Your husband need to stop
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relaxing and work.
As for you, gumball and
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Darwin...
>> Darwin: [ Giggling ]
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[ Gasps ]
>> ...You'll be spending the day
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with Mr. small, the school
counselor, to channel your
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energy in a less destructive
way.
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>> Mom: Well, principal, we'd be
happy to try anything if you
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think it's going to help anais.
>> Anais: Can i just say
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something?
>> Mom: You don't need to,
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sweetie.
We're all going to get better,
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right, boys?
>> Both: Uh-huh.
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>> Dad: [ Snoring ]
>> Mom: I said, "right, boys?!"
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>> Dad: Yes!
Of course, honey!
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What did i just agree to?
>> Gumball: You got to get a
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job.
[ Squeak!]
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>> Dad: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
>> Mom: Well, thank you,
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principal brown.
We'll do our best.
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>> Dad: ...O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
[ Door slams ]
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...o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
[ Papers shuffling ]
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...o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
>> Uh, Mr. watter--
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>> dad: ...O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
>> Welcome to my five-step
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program for undisciplined
children.
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Step one -- primal scream.
>> Both: What's that?
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>> It's when you channel all
your rage into a violent, vocal
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release, like this.
Aah!
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You guys try it.
>> Gumball: Uh, i don't think i
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have any rage.
>> Darwin: Me neither.
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>> Everyone has anger, gumball.
Just look inside yourself and
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find it.
>> Gumball: Inside?
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[ Muffled ] Do you see anything?
>> Darwin: [ Echoing ] Uh, no,
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nothing at all.
>> Try it anyway.
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>> Gumball: Okay.
[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Squeaking ]
>> Oh, you can do better than
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that.
>> Gumball: [ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Squeaking ]
[ Warble! ]
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>> Okay, Darwin. Your turn.
Take a deep breath and let it
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all out!
>> Darwin: [ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Air hissing ]
[ Squeak! ]
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[ Static crackling ]
[ Dog barking ]
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>> Mom: Okay, Nicole. Relax.
It's for the good of my
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daughter.
So I'm just going to sit and do
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nothing.
Oh, this is going to be hard.
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[ Car horns honking ]
>> Dad: So, how about those f-10
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reports that Simon drew up?
>> Oh, yeah.
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I was reading them in the
bathroom.
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>> Dad: Ha!
Too much information, Charlie!
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[ Both laugh ]
>> I think you're the best
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employee we ever had at
chanax incorporated.
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Here's the key to the executive
washroom.
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>> Dad: [ Gasps ]
No way!
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[ Pop! ]
Well, all i have to do is make
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that dream come true and I'll be
fine.
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I'll do it for you, my little
girl!
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[ Stomach grumbling ]
I need that key to the executive
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washroom.
Aah!
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Ooh!
Ohh!
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[ Squeak! ]
[ Both laugh ]
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[ Squeak! ]
>> Step two -- we need to
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channel your destructive energy
into something creative, like
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painting.
>> Both: Oh. Okay.
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>> When you think about
painting, do you think about
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something like this?
>> Both: Yeah!
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>> Well...You're wrong!
This is not painting!
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This is not painting!
This! Is! Not! Painting!
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Burn, you relic of convention!
[ Breathing heavily ]
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Who wants to go first?
>> Gumball: Me!
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Me! Me! Me! Pick me!
>> The world is your canvas.
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Now, be the brush!
[ Squish! ]
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>> Gumball: My eyes!
It burns! Aah!
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[ Screaming, whimpering ]
>> Not bad.
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Your turn, Darwin.
>> Darwin: It burns!
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>> Mom: [ Panting ]
Whew!
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So, that's the whole house
washed, the car triple waxed,
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I've bleached the fruit,
alphabetized the fridge and all
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its contents, and have polished
my cleaning products.
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Five hours before anyone gets
home.
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[ Sighs ]
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[ Whistling ]
Whoops!
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Oh, how silly of me!
Well, i guess I'll have to clean
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that up.
Oh, no! There goes another one!
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[ Glass breaking ]
Oh, what am i like?
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>> Dad: Come on, Richard!
You can do it!
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[ Groans ]
Oh!
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Ow!
[ Growls ]
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Hmm.
>> Huh? What are you --
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>> dad: Shh. Keep walking.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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>> Step three -- interpretive
dance.
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>> Gumball: What is
"interpreted-ive" dance?
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>> It's where you channel your
emotions through body moves.
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>> Gumball: That sounds kind of
silly.
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>> Silly?
You think this is silly?
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Mommy!
Why must you work so much?
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Daddy, rise from your slumber
and appreciate me!
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I'm troubled!
Troubled and lost.
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don't hate me because I'm
beautiful!
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Sticks and stone can break...
My bones.
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I will be reborn...
Like a Phoenix.
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>> Gumball: Yep.
That was kind of silly.
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>> Darwin: I thought it was
beautiful!
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>> Now it's your turn.
Come on, gumball.
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>> Gumball: All right.
[ Piano playing ]
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>> Darwin: Whoa!
Amazing, gumball!
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>> Now pretend you're a hungry
crab.
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Hungrier!
Now be the color orange.
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That's yellow! I said orange!
That's it.
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[ Telephone rings ]
[ Bell chimes ]
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>> Dad: [ Grunting ]
Ohh!
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[ Grunting, stretching ]
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>> Good afternoon,
Mr. watterson.
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This is your contract.
Please sign here, here, and
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here.
>> Dad: Okay!
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[ Grunts ]
>> And here's your pink slip.
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It means you're seven hours and
59 minutes late and you're
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fired.
[ Zip! ]
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Ow!
[ Whimpers ]
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[ Bell chimes ]
[ Muffled ] Thank you for your
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kindness.
Bye!
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Ow!
>> Step four of your five-step
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program, where you'll learn that
the greatest enemy to a warrior
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of happiness is...
Inhibition!
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>> Both: Hai, small sensei!
>> Destroy this negative
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feeling.
>> Gumball: Yah!
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Ow!
>> Again.
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>> Gumball: [ Grunts ]
>> Again.
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>> Gumball: [ Grunts ]
>> Again.
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No.
Again.
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Come on!
Destroy those inhibitions!
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>> Gumball: [ Squeaking ] I'm
trying!
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>> Darwin: don't worry, buddy!
I'll help you!
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Aah!
>> Aah!
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Whoa!
[ Whimpers ]
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>> Darwin: Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Shoo, inhibitions!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
Shoo!
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We did it, Mr. small.
>> Ah. Very good, kids.
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You're now black belts in
small-Kwon-do.
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And, remember, boys -- when the
monkey looks at the mountain...
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>> Both: He's looking for
bananas.
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>> Dismissed.
>> Gumball: Wait a minute.
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What about step five?
>> [ Laughs ]
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The fifth step was within you
all along.
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Just be yourselves.
>> Gumball: Weak.
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[ Crashing ]
>> Mom: [ Laughing ] Oh, no!
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It's broken!
How will i ever clean it all up?
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[ Laughs ]
I feel so relaxed!
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>> Dad: [ Sobs ]
I never want to work again!
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It was horrible!
[ Snoring ]
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[ Door opens, closes ]
>> Gumball: Hi, mom.
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>> Mom: Oh, hi, kids.
How was your day?
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>> Darwin: We had loads of fun!
>> Gumball: We learned to dance,
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scream, paint...
>> Both: And smash stuff!
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>> Mom: Smash stuff?
That sounds interesting.
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>> So, let's see what positive
effect my program has had on
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your barbaric family.
>> Anais: Principal brown, can i
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just say --
>> oh, there's nothing to worry
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about, sweetie.
Now say hello to your all-new,
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healthy, responsible family!
[ Screaming and crashing ]
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What is going on here?!
[ Needle screeches ]
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You've made no progress
whatsoever!
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[ All talking ]
>> I don't want excuses.
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>> Anais: Excuse me!
If you'd listen for a second,
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you'd know i never wanted anyone
to change.
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>> Mom: But i thought you were
unhappy, honey.
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That painting --
>> anais: That painting says
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"i love my family exactly as
they are."
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[ Giggles ]
>> Dad: Does that mean i don't
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have to go back to work?
>> Anais: Uh-huh.
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>> Dad: Yes! [ Snoring ]
>> Anais: Can i play with you
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guys now?
>> Mom: Of course.
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There you go, honey.
>> Anais: Hyah!
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>> All: Whoo-hoo!
[ Laughter ]
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>> Darwin: Whoo-hoo!
Aah!
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>> Dad: [ Snoring ]
[ All shouting ]
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>> Well, uh, good job, everyone.
I'll let myself out.
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Oh, and you'll go back to your
normal classes tomor--
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>> Darwin: Be the brush!
>> It burns.33223
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