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>> You want it, come get it. >> Anais: Hey, give it back! Put it down!

Daisy! Leave her alone! >> [ Groans ] I got it. >> Come on, Tobias, over here!

>> Anais: Gumball, do something! >> Gumball: Sorry, there's nothing i can do, sis.

You broke childhood rule number four -- never get a toy out on a school bus.

>> Anais: You were the one who brought her on board! >> Gumball: Oh.

Well, let that be a lesson to all of us. >> Anais: Oh, gumball, please

get Daisy back for me. That's what big brothers are supposed to do.

>> Gumball: Hmm... I don't know. I'm not much of a fighter.

I'm more of a, uh... >> Darwin: A coward? >> Gumball: That's the word.

>> Anais: [ Sniffling ] >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] Okay. Let me see what i can do.

>> Come on, who wants it next? >> Gumball: Hey, punk, give me that donkey or else.

>> Pbht. Or what? >> Gumball: [ Laughs evilly ] You do not want to know.

>> Really? What if i do this? >> Gumball: Then you would unleash the full fury of my

terrifying anger. Mountains will shake! Cities will crumble!

The sky could be ripped apart, and the meteor of my wrath will grind you to dust!

>> Oops. >> Gumball: Oh, man. Kind of hoped you'd buy the

bluff. >> Anais: Daisy! [ Screaming ]

No, no! >> Gumball: Relax, sis. It's only a toy.

>> Anais: [ Evil voice ] No, it's not. >> Gumball: Okay, we'll get it

back. >> Anais: Daisy-y-y-y-y-y! >> Oh.

[ Bell rings ] >> Gumball: Seriously, dude, you got to give it back.

My sister is blowing a fuse. >> Sorry, guys. I gave it to juke.

>> [ Beatboxing ] >> Gumball: Nice beats, but not much help.

>> [ Laughs ] >> Both: Daisy! >> Gumball: Whoo-hoo!

[ Rumbling ] [ Clears throat ] Hector, i think you're sitting

on something. >> [ Growls ] >> Gumball: Uh, okay, this is a

little embarrassing. You tell him. >> Darwin: Excuse me, sir.

You appear to have a little something stuck to your right buttock.

>> Huh? [ Boing! Whistle! ] >> Gumball: I got it!

I got it! [ Toy squeaking ] Ah, what is wrong with me?!

Ah! Got it! Ugh! >> Darwin: I got it, i got it, i

got it! I don't got it. >> Gumball: [ Groans ]

Why? [ String creaks ] >> Sweet dreams!

>> [ Laughing ] >> Darwin: Excuse me, milady, but it seems --

>> [ roaring ] [ Splat! ] >> Darwin: Plan "b"?

>> Gumball: Y-y-yeah. >> Anais: [ Sniffles, sighs ] >> Gumball: Anais, anais!

Look what we found. >> Anais: [ Gasps ] Daisy! Wait a minute.

That's not the real one. >> Gumball: No, it's much better.

[ Sting creaks ] Look. [ Singing in foreign language ]

[ Boing! ]

[ Warble! ] [ Sizzle! ] >> Anais: Hmm.

Weak attempt to pawn me off with a cheap replacement. Where's my Daisy?

[ Whip! ] Sweaty hands... [ Splash! ]

...nervous body language. You know who's got her, don't you?

>> Both: N-n-no. >> Anais: Your eyes just darted to the left.

You're lying, aren't you? >> Both: N-n-no. >> Anais: It's Tina, isn't it?

>> Both: N-n-no -- >> gumball: Yeah, it's Tina. >> Anais: Listen, gumball, i am

not spending the night without Daisy. You'll just have to go to Tina's

place and get her back. >> Gumball: What?! Why me?! >> Anais: Because -- because --

[ whimpering ] Because you were the one who lost it in the first place.

>> Gumball: [ Whimpering ] But I'm just a little boy, and she's a giant t-Rex.

>> Anais: But you are my big brother. >> Gumball: But i don't want to

get my face pounded to a pulp.

[ Normal voice ] Fine. I'll go. >> Anais: [ Laughs ] >> Gumball: But you two are

coming with me. >> Both: [ Groan ]

>> Gumball: Man, this place is scary. Is that really her bedroom?

>> Anais: It's a dump. >> Gumball: Literally. >> Anais: It's really sad.

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Look. >> [ Snoring ] >> Gumball: Daisy!

Okay, here's the plan -- get inside, lift up her arm, take the toy, and get out of there.

You got that, Darwin? Go. >> Darwin: I'm not doing that!

>> Gumball: I'm not either. There's a t-Rex in there. >> Anais: Well, one of you

better go. Otherwise, I'm telling mom. >> Gumball: Hmm...

Getting told off by mom or fighting a t-Rex... Mom, t-Rex, mom, t-Rex...

>> Darwin: Well, I'm going with the t-Rex. >> Gumball: Yeah. No contest.

>> [ Snores ] >> Darwin: Urry, urry, urry, urry, urry, urry, urry, urry --

>> gumball: Darwin, why are you making that noise?! >> Darwin: I'm sorry!

I always do it when I'm nervous. >> Gumball: Well, stop it! >> Darwin: Urry, urry, urry,

urry, urry, urry, urry -- >> [ Growls ] >> Gumball: I'm not getting any

closer to that thing. Wait here. Anais!

>> Anais: What?! >> Gumball: You see that pole over there?

Throw it to me. >> Anais: Okay. >> Darwin: No, no.

He can't catch. >> Anais: Here it comes. [ Whoosh! ]

>> Gumball: [ Groans ] >> Darwin: Ow! [ Clank! ]

>> Huh? [ Grumbles ] [ Snores ]

>> Gumball: Phew! [ Twang! ] >> Darwin: I'm okay.

>> Gumball: Shh! [ Whip! ] [ Groans ]

>> Darwin: Careful. Careful! >> Gumball: I'm sorry!

It's just really hard to maneuver a long pole. >> [ Gurgles ]

>> Darwin: [ Laughs ] Look. It's like she's smiling. Happy, sad, happy, sad.

>> Both: [ Laugh ] >> Gumball: Hey, Darwin, look. [ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. >> Both: [ Laugh ] >> Anais: What are you doing?!

>> Gumball: [ Laughing ] don't worry. She'll never wake up.

>> [ Grumbles ] [ Toy squeaks ] >> Gumball: Okay, i think we

have to move her. >> Both: [ Groaning ] >> [ Snores ]

>> Gumball: Hold it, buddy! Let me see. >> Darwin: [ Squeals ]

>> Gumball: Shh! What?! >> Darwin: [ Groaning ] You have to help me.

>> Gumball: Yeah, yeah, just two seconds. >> Darwin: Help...

>> Gumball: [ Gasp ] >> [ Snores ] >> Darwin: I'm okay.

>> Both: [ Sigh ] >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Yes, yes!

I got it! [ String creaks ] >> Sweet dreams.

[ Braying ]

>> Gumball: [ Squealing ] Run! [ Zoom! ] >> All: [ Screaming ]

>> [ Roars ] >> Anais: Gumball! >> Gumball: What?!

>> Anais: Gumball! >> Gumball: What?! [ Screams ]

>> [ Roars ] >> Gumball: [ Groans ] >> [ Roars ]

>> Darwin: [ Whimpers ] >> [ Roars ] >> Gumball: [ Screams ]

[ Lock clicks ] >> [ Laughs evilly ] [ Groans ]

[ Laughter ] [ Groans ] >> Gumball: Phew.

I think we're safe now. [ Crashes ] >> All: [ Scream ]

>> Gumball: Run! >> [ Roars ] >> Gumball: [ Breathes heavily ]

Where's Darwin? >> Anais: This was a stupid idea!

>> Gumball: I know! Should we just give it to her? >> Anais: No! She's mine!

>> Gumball: Okay. You have it, then. >> Anais: Aah!

>> [ Roars ] >> Anais: Gumball, help me! >> Gumball: I can't!

I'm too much of a coward! [ Sighs ] Fine. Throw me Daisy!

It's what she's after. >> Anais: Okay. Go long.

>> [ Brays ] >> Darwin: Gumball, she's after us now!

>> Gumball: don't worry. You know i can't catch. [ Toy squeaks ]

I hate myself. [ Whip! ] >> Darwin: I hate yourself.

>> [ Roars ] >> Darwin: [ Screams ] >> Gumball: Psst! Over here!

>> [ Growls ] >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] The gate! We're nearly there.

It's almost over. >> Not so fast. >> Both: [ Scream ]

>> Darwin: [ Screaming ] [ Smack! ] >> Gumball: Darwin, keep

absolutely still. Her vision is based on movement. >> That only works in movies.

[ Roars ] >> Both: [ Screaming ] >> [ Groans ]

>> Gumball: Huh? >> Anais: Yay! Daisy!

>> Gumball: You know, Tina, there's a lesson in this somewhere.

don't mess with the wattersons. ¶ uh, uh! ¶ ¶ you know ¶

who's the boss now? >> I'm sorry. It's just that i never had a toy

before. I swear, i-i wanted to give it back, but [Sniffles] she helped

me to sleep. [ Voice breaking ] It's just so scary here.

[ Sniffling ] >> Gumball: [ Grunts ] Those puppy eyes again.

I feel really bad now. >> Anais: You know what, Tina? I think you need Daisy more than

i do. >> Really? >> Anais: Yeah.

She'll look after you when you're scared. Besides, i don't need her

anymore. I've got Darwin and gumball to look after me.

>> Both: [ Sigh ] Group hug. >> [ Sniffles ]

That's very touching. But now you'd better start running.

>> All: Why? >> My dad eats trespassers. [ Rumbling ]

>> [ Roars ]

>> Dad: Okay, kids. Mom will be home any minute now. Have you all wrapped your

birthday presents? >> All: Yay! >> Anais: And you, dad -- what

did you get her? >> Dad: Nothing! >> All: What?!

[ Tink! Tink! ] >> Dad: [ Screams ] I forgot! What am i gonna do?

What am i gonna do? What am i gonna do? [ Sobbing ]

>> Anais: How about you buy her a present? >> Dad: Yes!

Wait! No. I have to watch the kids. Hmm...

Hey, guys, you don't have to watch the kids. Here's a $20.

Go buy her something special from the gas station. >> Both: Yay! Adventure!

[ Smack! ] [ Sproing! Sproing! ] [ Door beeps ]

>> Uh, welcome to the gas station, where we never sleep, 'cause we're not allowed to.

>> Both: Hi, mister. [ Door beeps ] >> Can i help you?

>> Yeah. Can it and hand over the cash. >> [ Laughs nervously ]

What? >> don't make me use this. [ Shing! ]

>> Oh, my gosh. He's got a spoon! He's got a spoon!

[ Smack! Creak! ] >> Ha! Sucker.

>> Darwin: Show it again! Show it again! >> Gumball: Okay, but it's the

last time. We have to get it back home. [ Cuckoo! Argh! Cuckoo! Argh! ]

>> Darwin: It's like the best gift ever! >> Gumball: Yeah.

Mom's gonna love it. >> [ Laughing ] >> Gumball: Excuse me, sir, what

are you doing? >> Both: [ Gasp ] >> Gumball: Are you robbing the

store? >> Nah. I'm collecting for charity.

>> Both: Whoa! >> Gumball: Awesomely kind. Which charity is it?

>> Huh? Oh, uh -- um... Bald people.

>> Both: Can we help? >> You're kidding, right? >> Gumball: We'd never joke

about bald people. >> Ha! All right, kids. Just go fill up the baggie with

anything valuable. >> Both: Yay! >> Ha. Suckers.

>> Gumball: What could bring a smile to their little, bald faces?

>> Darwin: Hmm... >> Gumball: Ooh, ooh! Sunglasses!

>> Both: Ooh! >> Gumball: Uh, uh -- bikinis! >> Both: Whoa!

>> Gumball: Fake mustache! Makeup! >> Darwin: Wigs?

Nah. >> Gumball: A Princess tiara? >> Both: Yeah!

I'm bald and I'm proud. >> Uh-oh! [ Siren wails ]

>> Five-o. Here come the po-po. >> Gumball: Hey, Mr. charity man, we're done!

>> Hey, suckers, i need you to do something for me. >> Both: Yay! More charity work!

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You see that man? It'll spoil the surprise if he

sees me here. I'm pretty famous in the charity business.

>> Both: Oh. >> Gumball: I get it. >> So you distract him for me.

>> Both: Yay! >> [ Laughs ] [ Door beeps ]

[ Whip! Splat! ] >> That's the third burrito I've had, and I'm still hungry.

[ Sloop! ] >> Both: Hi, officer. How can we distract you today?

>> I'm sort of looking for something that could fill me up. >> Both: Follow us.

[ Zing! ] >> Gumball: How about a hot dog? They're delicious.

[ Splat! ] >> Ah! >> No.

>> There's a mustache on your sausage. >> Gumball: Yeah.

It's our secret ingredient. [ Tink! ] >> I think I'll go for something

without hair. >> [ Whimpers ] >> Maybe some marshmallow heart

stoppers. >> [ Gasps ] >> [ Muffled shouting ]

>> Nah. Not enough sugar. [ Gasps ] Oh! A doughnut.

That could fill a hole. >> Just get rid of him. >> Both: Okay.

[ Whip! ] >> Gumball: You want it? >> Yes, yes, yes!

>> Gumball: Really? >> Yes! >> Gumball: You really, really

want it? >> Gumball: Yes! >> Gumball: Then...Fetch.

[ Door beeps ] >> [ Pants ] >> Gumball: He's gone,

Mr. charity man. >> Great. Good job. Now get back to looting -- i

mean, uh, collecting for charity. >> Both: Yay!

>> Now, let's get back to business. >> Aah!

>> So, Mr. employee of the month, where is the safe? >> I won't tell you anything.

They would fire me. >> Oh, really? What would they do about this?

>> No, please! They'll take it off my salary. >> Whoops.

>> You heartless monster. That was 25 cents. >> Now, where is the safe?

>> I won't tell you. [ Glass shatters ] >> Oops.

>> No! That was 35 cents. [ Glass shatters ] >> Oops.

>> Wait! That was $2.50, reduced from $3.95. >> Now will you talk?

>> Never! >> Your choice. >> No!

[ Crashes ] [ Clock cuckoos ] >> Gumball: Look, Darwin.

Shampoo. >> Darwin: Perfect for bald people.

>> Darwin: Ooh. What's that? >> Gumball: It's a safe, Darwin.

It's full of money. And what do bald people need more of?

>> Darwin: Friends? >> Gumball: Exactly. And how do you buy friends?

>> Darwin: Uh... >> Gumball: With money. >> Both: Yay!

>> Gumball: Oh. There's a lock. What number should i try?

>> Darwin: Um, two! [ Safe beeps ] >> Gumball: Eh, doesn't work.

>> Darwin: Seven! [ Safe beeps ] >> Gumball: No.

>> Darwin: Nine! [ Safe beeps ] >> Gumball: Nope.

>> Darwin: Well, that's all the numbers i know. Try two again.

[ Safe beeps ] >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] I guess we'll have to use brute

force. >> Both: Happy birthday! >> Mom: [ Screams ]

Oh. Thanks. Where are the boys? >> Dad: Well, i forgot your

birthday, so i sent them down to the gas station to get you a present.

>> Mom: What?! >> Dad: Oh. Is it the birthday or sending

two kids downtown at night on their own? >> Mom: Put your pants on and

get in the car! [ Security camera whirrs ] [ Tape fast-forwarding ]

>> Gumball: [ Breathes heavily ] [ Tape fast-forwarding ] >> Both: [ Breathing heavily ]

>> Gumball: We're never gonna crack it. >> You know, you only have to

ask nicely. >> Both: Please. [ Safe handle squeaks ]

>> Both: Whoa! >> Mom: Can't believe you sent the kids to the gas station at

this hour. >> Dad: Come on, honey. What's the worst that could

happen? [ Honk! ] Hey.

>> Freeze, suckers! [ Whip! Whip! ] >> Dad: He's got a spoon!

[ Screaming ] >> Ha! Sucker.

>> Gumball: Hey, Mr. charity man, we found money for the... [ Warble! ]

...vault. Hi, mom. Hi, dad. Why are you tied up?

>> Both: [ Muffled shouts ] >> Gumball: Oh. He's not really a good guy, is

he? >> Oh, come on! You really are suckers.

Now give me the money! >> Both: No! >> Gumball: Run, Darwin, run!

>> Give me that bag right now! Give me the money! [ Smack! Smack! Smack! Squeak! ]

Oh, come on. You're not gonna stop me with a marshmallow.

[ Thud! ] Ow! That sausage was frozen! [ Zoom! ]

>> Gumball: [ Groans ] [ Creak! ] [ Snap! ]

>> [ Screams ] [ Warble! ] [ Tire screeching ]

>> [ Grunts ] [ Crank! ] >> Both: [ Scream ]

[ Zoom! ] >> [ Growls ]

[ Snort! ] >> Dad: [ Laughs ] [ Floor squeaking ]

[ Slurp! ] [ Whip! Tink! ] >> Mom: [ Groans ]

[ Splat! Splat! Splat! ] >> Gumball: don't worry. I've covered his approach with

maple syrup. >> Darwin: And I've covered our way out.

>> Gumball: What?! How am i supposed to escape? >> Darwin: Watch out!

He's coming. >> [ Breathing heavily ] >> Gumball: Aah!

[ Splat! ] >> Both: [ Groaning ] >> Gotcha!

[ Pop! ] Huh? Ow!

[ Growls ] >> Dad: [ Slurp! ]

[ Splat! ] [ Floor squeaks ] >> Dad: [ Sniffing ]

Ah! Ice cream! Ah! >> Give me that money...

[ Gas cannister clanks ] ...Or I'll tear it out of your sorry little hands.

Come on. You know I'll find ya. Where are ya?

[ Gas hissing ] [ Whip! ] What the --

>> gumball: Try and catch us now! >> [ Grunts ]

[ Panting ] [ Whip! ] >> Gumball: Aah!

>> Darwin: Faster! >> [ Panting ] >> Darwin: He's gaining on us!

>> Gumball: We need to go faster! >> Darwin: Okay!

[ Warble! ] Is that fast enough? >> Gumball: Y-y-y-y-yes!

>> Both: [ Screaming ]

[ Crashes ] Yes! We made it! [ Laugh ]

Oh. [ Crashes ] >> Gumball: [ Groans ]

[ Gasps ] >> Game over, suckers. >> Gumball: Not yet.

[ Bang! ] >> No! [ Thwack! ]

Ha, ha! Now give me the dough. >> Both: No! >> Gimme!

>> Darwin: No! >> Gimme! >> Darwin: No!

>> Gimme! >> Darwin: No! >> All right.

You've asked for this. [ Shing! ] >> Darwin: Oh, my gosh!

He's got a spoon! >> Gumball: [ Whimpers ] Such violence.

[ Slump! ] >> [ Laughs ] You suckers. [ Groans ]

>> Mom: Stop calling my kids suckers, please. Oh, my poor little angels, are

you all right? [ Door beeps ] >> Hey, guys, i just realized i,

uh, didn't pay for the doughn... [ Whip! Whip! Whip! ] Drop the sausage, lady!

>> Mom: Oh, come on. It wasn't me. It was the fingerprint...Guy.

>> Tell that to the judge, lady. [ Cell door slams ] >> All: Happy birthday, mom!

You're the coolest mom ever. We love you, mom. >> Dad: Okay, lady, you're in

the clear. We caught this guy trying to rob a convenience store [Chuckles]

With a spoon -- a spoon! [ Laughs ] Sucker.

All right, lady. Give me five minutes to do the paperwork and you'll be out of

here. >> All: Yay! >> Mom: Five minutes is all i

need. [ Crack! ]