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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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[ Suspenseful music plays ] >> Mom: [ Snoring ] [ Gasps ]

Aah! >> Anais: It's Daisy the donkey on ice day!

You promised to take me, and we're late! >> Mom: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

Mommy worked really late last night. What sort of a horrible mother

wouldn't take her daughter to her favorite show? Oh, anais, i know what i said,

but -- [ Tape rewinds ] Horrible mother --

[ tape rewinds ] Horrible mother -- [ Tape rewinds ]

[ Sighs ] Okay. >> Dad: "Electrofat.

Gets you fit while you watch TV." So the last electrode goes...

>> Anais: ¶ Daisy the donkey ¶ >> dad: Where? >> Anais: ¶ Daisy ¶

>> dad: Oh, there! [ Chuckles ] Oh, hi, honey!

>> Mom: [ Yawns ] Hi. Where's gumball and Darwin?

>> Dad: In the backyard playing their made-up game. >> Mom: Keep an eye on them.

Every time they play that game, it's a mess. >> Anais: ¶ Daisy ¶

>> both: Dodge or dare! >> Dad: Relax, honey. I'm here.

What could go wrong? >> All: Dodge or dare! Dodge or dare!

Dodge or dare! >> Mom: Yes. What could go wrong?

>> Anais: Daisy the donkey! >> Mom: Ooh! [ Door shuts ]

>> Dad: Now come on, electrofat. Make me beautiful! [ Click ]

Aah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

>> Darwin: What was that? >> Gumball: Doesn't matter. It's time to play...

>> Both: Dodge or dare! Roll the dice! Take a card!

>> Darwin: Dare! You have to throw the ball onto the moon using only objects from

the trash. >> Gumball: Hah. [ Cracks knuckles ]

Just watch and learn. [ Grunting and hammering ] Yes!

[ Exhales sharply ]

>> Both: Ooh. >> Gumball: Aah! >> Darwin: Hey, the card says

"no hands." >> Gumball: [ Groans ] Mmmmm.

[ Sproing! ] >> I told you, Margaret. It's not a mid-life crisis.

It's just a new car. [ Whistle! Thud! ] >> Gumball: [ Gasps ]

It landed in the Robinson's yard. >> Both: Yay!

>> [ Laughing ] >> Gumball: Mr. Robinson. He's such a funny guy.

>> Darwin: Mrs. Robinson is one lucky lady. >> [ Huffs ]

[ Doorbell rings ] >> Hmm? >> Both: [ Talking at once ]

>> Your ball fell into my garden, causing my wife's hair to fall off!

Therefore, as a punishment, I'll teach you a new game called, um...

Eh... >> [ Whispering ] >> Learning the consequences of

your actions! >> Gumball: A game Mr. Robinson invented for us?

>> You can start by cleaning the garden. >> Both: Yes!

>> But wait! >> Both: Huh? >> [ Grunts ]

There you go. You wouldn't want it to be easy, would you?

[ Chuckles ] >> Both: [ Grunt ] Whoo!

>> We'll see if they're still smiling after this. [ Both chuckle ]

[ Doorbell rings ] >> Gumball: Excuse me. There, we're done.

This is green, green-orange, orangey green, terra-cotta, Egyptian sunrise, sunset yellow,

and this is the Mr. Robinson head-shaped leaf. >> Both: Ooh.

Can we keep it? >> No. You slackers forgot to cut the

grass! >> Gumball: Oh, Mr. Robinson, you're so right.

>> Darwin: What...Were...We... Thinking?! >> Gumball: We'll get right on

it. >> But wait! You got to use nail clippers.

>> Both: Yay! Thank you, Mr. Robinson. >> I think they're missing the

point. >> Both: Done!

>> What the --?! >> Whoa!

>> All right, goons. Come here and paint this fence blue.

>> Both: Yay! >> That'll teach 'em to mess with gaylord Robinson.

>> Both: Done! >> Hmph! Now make it green! >> Both: Done!

>> Orange with purple stripes! >> Both: Done! >> Yellow with black dots!

>> Both: Done! >> Pink! >> Both: Done!

>> Red! >> Both: Done! >> Blue!

>> Both: Done! >> Black! >> Both: Done!

>> Yellow! >> Both: Done! >> Aaaaaah!

>> Darwin: Mr. Robinson, since you love painting so much, i made this bird especially for

you. >> Uhh, thanks? >> [ Whispering ]

>> Ooh, yeah. Follow me. Now, there's a stain on this

rug. [ Ting! ] >> Gumball: Where?

[ Splash! ] >> There! [ Both laugh ]

[ Ting! ] I mean, there! [ Ting! ]

>> What?! Huh?! >> Both: More ice, sir? >> Oh, give me that!

[ Grunting ] >> Gumball: [ Smacks lips ] >> Huh?!

What?! Okay, now you're scaring me. [ Door slams ]

>> Gumball: I'm sure Mr. Robinson needs more help. >> Darwin: Maybe he's too shy to

ask. >> Go away! >> Gumball: He hides it well,

but i can feel he needs us. >> Go away! [ Door slams ]

Go away! [ Window slides ] Go awaaaaaay!

[ Window slams ] >> Gumball: Now that is a cry for help.

>> Those little parasites, they just won't -- [ Clipping ]

>> Gumball: Oh, hi, Mr. Robinson. >> What?!

don't touch me! [ Door slams ] Unbelievable.

Huh?! >> Gumball: Come on. Eat up, Mr. Robinson.

>> Get away from me! [ Door slams ] Darn those kids.

Can't a guy get some privacy in his own house? [ Squeak! ]

Blast it. Out of paper. [ Sloop! ] Get out of here!

[ Bonk! ] Oh, wait. Could you throw that back,

please? [ Groans ] I need to lie down.

>> Both: It's bedtime, Mr. Robinson. >> [ Fuming ]

>> Darwin: Oh, i think he has a temperature. >> Gumball: Come on,

Mr. Robinson. Say "ahh." Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Groans ] Listen, kids. Why are you trying so hard to

help me? >> Both: Because we love you, Mr. Robinson.

>> But there's nothing left for you to do! >> Both: We could clean your new

car. >> No way! My car is brand-new and very

expensive. >> Both: We could clean Mrs. Robinson?

>> Huh?! >> All right. Clean the car.

>> Both: Yay! >> But, but, but, but please be careful with it!

>> Gumball: So... Where do we start? >> Darwin: I don't know.

I never cleaned a car before. >> Gumball: It doesn't matter. Let's make Mr. Robinson proud.

>> Darwin: [ Muffled ] Okay. Easy. Mr. Robinson said it's very

expensive. >> Gumball: I know. I'll just...

[ Ting! ] [ Crash! ] At least things can't get any

worse. [ Fire roars ] >> Both: Aaaaaah!

[ Soft music plays ] >> You know, Margaret, maybe those kids aren't so bad after

all. >> Gumball: What are we gonna do?!

>> Darwin: I don't know. I've never burned a car before. >> Gumball: This is terrible!

>> Darwin: We failed him! >> Gumball: Ohh, the shame! >> Darwin: Can't ever show our

faces again! >> Gumball: We need to hide away forever!

>> Darwin: [ Sobbing ] [ Lock clicks, door squeaks open ]

>> Gumball: Ooh, dark. >> Darwin: Filthy. >> Gumball: Horrible.

>> Both: Perfect. [ Fire crackles ] >> My car!

[ Crack! ] [ Strained ] Who did this?! >> [ Whispering ]

>> Those kids! I'm gonna get them for this! Come out!

I'm calling the sheriff! >> Both: Oh, no! They know we wrecked the car.

>> Dad: What do you mean you wrecked the car? >> Both: Aaah!

>> Gumball: Dad? >> Dad: Hi. >> Anais: ¶ Daisy

Daisy the donkey ¶ mom? Why are the Robinsons talking to

the sheriff on our lawn? >> Mom: I don't know, sweetie. I think we'll just go around the

back. >> I tell you, sheriff, it was those kids next door, as sure as

i... What? >> Gumball: We just touched it

with the sponge and it fell apart, so we decided to hide here forever.

>> Dad: [ Sniffles ] Such a sad story. But it's not true!

You see, it was 9:00 this morning, and blhlhlhlhlhlhlh. >> Dad: Now come on, electrofat.

Make me beautiful! [ Click ] Whoo!

Aah! Aaaaaaah! [ Grunting ] You...Thing of...Beauty!

Oh, Mr. Robinson's new car. Oh, okay. It's just a dink.

I'll bang it out. [ Grunts ] This may take a while.

There! Finished! [ Crash! ] Aah!

[ Grunting and hammering ] Whew! [ Car creaking ]

Ohh! Blhlhlhlhlh. So, you see, it was my fault,

not yours. >> Gumball: What sound we do now?

>> Dad: Well, i think the most responsible thing to do is to hide here forever [Whispering]

And never let your mother find out what happened. >> Mom: [ Whispering ] I already

know. >> All: Aaaaah! >> Dad: Honey?

>> Mom: But it's not quite what you think. It was 9:00 this morning, and --

>> dad: Wait! Can i do this? Blhlhlhlhlh!

>> Anais: ¶ Daisy ¶ put the tape on, mom! >> Mom: Yes, honey.

>> Anais: ¶ donkey Daisy ¶ >> mom: Where is it? Here.

>> Anais: Yeah! [ Crash! ] They parked right in front of

our lawn. I just didn't see it. I was about to tell

Mr. Robinson, but -- [ Tape rewinds ] Horrible mother --

[ sighs ] So, we went to see the show. >> Anais: And it was great!

>> Mom: So, there. It was mostly my fault. >> Dad: I'm so relieved.

It was a family effort! >> Darn it! I know they're up there!

Get in there and arrest those vandals! >> Not without a warrant, sir.

>> Aaaaah! I pay my taxes, and that pays your salary!

Ergo, I'm your boss! Now get in there and do your job!

>> Please, sir! Calm down! >> All right.

I supposed i shall have to take matters into my own hands, huh?! Well...

Here come the Robinsons. >> Gumball: Poor Mr. Robinson. We wrecked his beautiful new

car, and nobody has the courtesy to apologize. >> Darwin: We should be ashamed

of ourselves! >> Gumball: So, let's get out there and apologize, as a

family. >> All: [ Sigh ] Okay.

>> Mom and dad: [ Gasp ] >> This is what happens when you mess with gaylord!

This is what happens! This is what happens! This...Is...What...Happens!

>> Dad: They look kind of angry, gumball. >> Please, stop! Please!

[ Whoosh! ] Please, ma'am. Drop the duster!

>> [ Hisses ] >> Please! No, ma'am!

No! No! >> Aaah! [ Trembling ]

>> [Slowed] Margaret! >> No, sir! No, please!

>> Aah! [ Both trembling, electricity crackling ]

>> Mom: Maybe we should give them time to calm down. >> Both: [ Shouting

indistinctly ] >> So, uh, do you want to press charges?

>> Dad: [ Laughs nervously ] No, uh, I'm sure they learned their lesson.

>> It's too bad you have to live next to such monsters. >> Gumball: don't worry,

Mr. Robinson. We'll look out for your house while you're gone!

>> Aaaah! [ Siren wails ] [ Both shouting indistinctly ]

>> Both: Such a great guy. >> Dad: Well, there's one important thing we learned

today. >> All: Huh? >> Dad: That electrofat machine

was worth every penny. [ Honk! Honk! Honk! ] [ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Soft music plays ] [ Twang! Twang! Twang! ] >> Mom: Anais, for the last

time, we just can't afford it. >> Anais: But why? >> Mom: [ Sighs ]

Richard, tell your daughter why we can't go to daisyland. >> Dad: We're going to

daisyland?! >> Mom: No! >> Dad: But why?

>> Mom: Because money doesn't grow on trees and daisyland tickets don't just fall from the

>> Darwin: But you always say that if you put your mind to it,

you can accomplish anything. >> Dad: [ Grunting ]

>> Anais: Dad, what are you doing?

>> Dad: I'm getting tickets using the power of my mind. >> Anais: That's not gonna --

>> dad: Shh. [ Grunting ] >> Darwin: [ Grunting ]

>> Anais: I hate to break it to you guys, but it's not gonna happen.

The world doesn't work like that. >> Mom: [ Sighs ]

Gumball watterson, get out of this bathroom! >> Gumball: ¶ today's gonna be a

wonderful day 'cause i got in the shower first ¶ ¶ la la-la la-la-la-la-la ¶

[ water stops ] Huh? [ Clatter! ]

[ Water splashes ] Aah! [ Slip! ]

Whaaaaa! Whoa! [ Zip! ]

[ Toilet flushes ] [ Thud! ] [ Splat! ]

[ Groans ] [ Horn honks ] >> Darwin: Wait for us!

>> Anais: Wait for us! >> Darwin: Wait for us! >> Gumball: Rocky!

[ Grunting ] Hold up! Wait for me!

[ Crack! ] >> Gumball: [ High-pitched ] Ow! Uh, rocky?

Rocky!! [ Groaning ] Owwwwwww!

[ Slap! ] Ow! [ Groans ]

Well, it seems like it's not my day, but that's okay, because it's nothing a good song won't

fix. ¶ when life hands you lemons, you got to make some lemonade ¶

[ inhales deeply ] >> Darwin: [ Grunting ] >> Anais: Darwin, stop it

already. It's getting embarrassing. [ Thud! ]

>> Gumball: Aah! Aah! Ow! Aah! Ow! [ Sproing! ]

>> Darwin: Gumball! How's it going?! >> Gumball: Ah, it's great...

Except for the fact that this is starting out to be the worst day of my life!

[ Grunts ] It's like I'm cursed or something.

>> Watterson! This school has a dress code. These rags are obscene!

Get to lost and found. They'll provide you with something more suitable.

>> Gumball: But principal brown -- >> now!

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] >> There you go. Much better.

>> Gumball: You've got to be kidding me. >> I'm sorry, dude, but this

isn't a department store, you know. >> Gumball: Oh, rocky.

There's got to be something else.

>> You're in luck! >> Gumball: [ Huffs ]

[ Indistinct conversations ] >> [ Gasps ] >> Eh, people think I'm a fruit,

but I'm also classified as an herb. >> [ Gasps ]

>> What? [ Both laugh ] Where did you get your clothes,

lost and found?! [ Both laugh ] >> Gumball: Well, actually, yes,

i did. >> Oh. Uh, hey, where did you get your

clothes, the circus?! [ Both laugh ] >> Gumball: Dude, we kind of

just went over this already -- lost and found. >> Oh.

Hey, where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop?!

[ Both laugh ] >> Gumball: [ Huffs ] Where did you get your brain

from, the dollar store?! >> [ Whistles ] >> Seven hours detention for

hurting my feelings. >> Gumball: What?! But -- >> I'll see you after school.

>> Gumball: Fine! Ow, paper cut! [ Door slams ]

>> Gumball: [ Sobbing ]

>> Darwin: Uh, gumball, are you okay? >> Gumball: Everything's great,

Darwin. Everything's just peachy. >> Darwin: Oh! Okay!

>> Gumball: Darwin! don't take everything i say so literally!

>> Darwin: Okay. What about what you just said now?

Should i take that literally? >> Gumball: Uh, no -- yes! No.

[ Sobbing ] I don't know. [ Creak! ] >> Darwin: Talk to me.

>> Gumball: [ Sniffles ] I think I'm cursed. >> Darwin: Hmm.

Then what you need is a good luck charm. >> Anais: Guys, there are no

such things as lucky charms, curses, or tickets falling from the sky.

There must be a scientific explanation for what's happening to gumball, like there is for

everything. >> Darwin: Oh, yeah? How does your science explain

the magical rainbows, then, huh? >> Anais: Diffraction of light through moisture in the

atmosphere. >> Darwin: It's a sad world you live in.

Come on, gumball. >> Gumball: Darwin, how will i know if it's a 4-leaf clover?

>> Darwin: Simple. They've got four leaves and they're extremely rare.

>> Gumball: Rare? >> Darwin: They're one in a million!

Rarer that the rarest -- found one! >> Top 'o the morning to ya!

>> Both: Ooh. >> Gumball: I can already feel my luck changing.

Hey, look! A lucky fo-- [ Clang! Thud! Thud! ]

[ Creeeeeeak! Clang! ]

>> Gumball: I'm ready to take your advice now. >> Anais: I knew you'd come

around eventually. >> Gumball: Now, please tell me. What's the scientific

explanation for all of this?! >> Anais: Oh, there's no explanation.

What's been happening is just a coincidental series of unfortunate events.

>> Gumball: Huh? >> Anais: Look, I'm just gonna have to show you.

Okay, opening an umbrella indoors, breaking a mirror, and walking under a ladder are all

considered to bring extremely bad luck. Ha! Nonsense.

And to prove this, you're going to perform all three tasks at the same time.

>> Gumball: You sure about this? >> Anais: Mathematically, the chance of anything else

happening to you is miniscule. >> Gumball: [ Nervously ] Okay. [ Breathes deeply ]

Here goes! Uh...Ah! [ Whimpering ]

[ Trembling ] Wow. I guess you were right.

[ Thunder crashes ] [ Screams ] >> Anais: I guess logic and

reason just went down the drain. >> Darwin: Hey, guys! Guys! I've been thinking

scientifically, and i think i figured it out! Yesterday evening, gumball and i

were setting the table for dinner... [ Plates and glasses clinking ]

>> Gumball: Whoa!

>> Both: Wow. >> Darwin: It was probably the luckiest thing i have ever seen.

So, according to my findings, gumball used up all his good luck in one day, and that's why

today he's left with nothing but bad luck! >> Gumball: Of course!

>> Anais: [ Inhales deeply ] That doesn't make sense, but it's the best we got.

So, the logical conclusion to your nonsensical theory is that if he can survive today,

everything should be back to normal by tomorrow! >> Gumball: Of course!

[ Sharpener whirring, clock ticking ] [ Tink! Tink! ]

>> [ Sighs ] [ Ting! ] I'll be right back, watterson.

I've got some important business to attend to. >> Gumball: What?! No!

don't leave me! >> You're staying right there because you're in detention!

>> Gumball: No! You don't understand! I'm in great danger!

>> You're in great danger of getting another three hours detention!

>> Gumball: Principal brown! Please! [ Light flickering ]

[ Whimpering ] [ Tink! ] [ Gulps ]

I got to get out of here! No, wait! Just do nothing.

Just do nothing. Just do --

[ sighs ] >> Sorry, i forgot to slam the door in anger!

[ Door slams ] [ Whoosh! ] >> Gumball: Aah!

[ Whimpers ] [ Click! ] [ Fan whirring ]

[ Crash! ] Aah! [ Hiss! ]

Okay, i think i might go and do nothing somewhere else! [ 8-bit music plays ]

>> [ Hums ] I'm so glad i confiscated this. Watterson!

What are -- >> gumball: Aah! >> [ Groans ]

>> Gumball: [ Spits ] Come on, bad luck! Let's get this over with!

Give me your best shot! Raaaaaaaaaah! No! No!

Okay! Sorry! I'm sorry! Oh! Oh!

[ Chuckles ] I'm alive! [ Horn honks ]

Aaaaah! [ Grunts ] Huh?

[ Metal screeches, clinks ] [ Doors creak open ] Aw, give me a break!

Aah! Aah! Aaaah! [ Tires screech ]

[ Crash! ] [ Metal creaking, crashing ]

[ Tires screech ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [ Crash! ]

[ Laughs ] In your face, bad luck! I am invinci-- [Smack!] Oh!

[ Groans ] Uh? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

No, i can make this! [ Grunting ] I'm gonna make it!

I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it!

[ Monitor beeping ] [ Groans ]

What happened? >> Mom: The doctor says you were

very lucky to survive -- very lucky indeed.

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Lucky?

This means my good luck has finally returned!

>> Darwin: Thus proving my scientific hypothesis to be

correct. >> Anais: And since science and

reason have gone out the window, i suggest we use the power of

our minds to get tickets for daisyland. >> All: [ Grunting ]

>> One family pass to daisyland, please. [ Wind whistles ]

Oh, no! My -- my ticket! Oh, d'oh.

Hmm. Well, i wonder to where the wind will take it.

[ Wind whistling ] >> Hey, a daisyland ticket!

[ Grunts ] Hmm, i wonder to where the wind will take it.

[ Thud! ] >> Look, mother.

A daisyland ticket. Mother, I'm wondering to where the wind will take it.

[ Rustling ]

[ Fan buzzes ] [ Monitor beeping ]

>> Darwin: Yay! I wished for snow!