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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

>> Gumball: I think lunch is the best, because you've already had breakfast...

>> Darwin: But you still have dinner to look forward to. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ]

A plastic magic wand! >> Both: Sweeeet! >> Darwin: Make a wish!

>> Gumball: I wish i had six eyes.

>> Darwin: One... Two... Hm.

Maybe you have to wave it. I wish gumball had six eyes. >> Gumball: One...

Two...

Aw, this magic wand is weak. >> Dad: [ Gasps ] Magic wand?

[ Panting ] [ Thud! ] [ Grunts ]

Can i have a turn? >> Gumball: Sure, but it doesn't really --

>> dad: Cool! With this, i can make all my wishes come true.

My first wish is that this wand doesn't turn out to be a big fraud, like that stupid

wishbone! >> Gumball: What wishbone? >> Dad: Well, when i was a boy

about your age...

I wish that the sausages would fly into my mouth!

Mom, i made a wish on the wishbone, and nothing happened! >> What did you think, that it

was gonna come true? Magic isn't real. >> Dad: [ Gasps ]

You mean, it's...A fraud? >> Yeah. It's a fraud. >> Dad: AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-

AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA- AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA... AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-

...and i didn't stop screaming for 15 years. AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA...

AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA -- [ Chomp! ] AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA!

AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA! I never believed in anything again.

But i believe this will be different. Now, I've got some wishing to

do! [ Giggling ] >> Gumball: You know what this

means, Darwin. We have to make sure all of dad's wishes come true.

>> Darwin: Why? >> Gumball: Because if we don't, he'll never be able to believe

in anything again. And he might go crazy and start screaming.

We have to make sure he thinks that wand is real. >> Darwin: Yeah!

>> Dad: Uh... Oh! I wish for sausages to fly into

my mouth.

>> Both: Whoo-oo-oo-oo-oo. >> Dad: [ Gasps ] [ Slurp! ]

Ptuh! I think you and me are gonna be friends.

[ Water gurgles ] Huh? [ Groans ]

Uh! Ha-ha! I wish the sink was fixed. >> Gumball: Well, how do you fix

the sink? >> Darwin: I don't know. >> Both: Aaaaaaahh!

>> Darwin: Quick! Mr. dad's gonna find out the wand's not real!

[ Pop! ] [ Creak! ] >> Dad: Aaah.

>> Gumball: Ptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Ptuh! Ptuh! Buh-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!

Bah-b-b-b-b! Pweh! >> Dad: You are truly powerful.

I shall name you... Wanda -- the wonderful wand of wonder!

>> Gumball: Quick -- i think dad's gonna make another wish. >> Dad: I wish it was raining

pancakes! [ Ding! ] [ Splat! ]

Huh? [ Gasps ] Ooooh.

[ Stirring music plays ] [ Laughing ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip! ] [ Whirl! ] I wish it was Christmas every

day. >> Gumball: [ Grunts ] Ow!

[ "We wish you a merry Christmas" plays ] >> Darwin: Ho-ho-ho!

>> Both: Merry Christmas, everyone! >> Dad: [ Laughing ]

Oooh! I wish... [ Groans ]

I wish i was taller.

Hee-hee! Hee-hee! Oh! Oh! Now I'm a giant!

I wish... I wish i had a monster truck. [ Engine rumbles ]

Yeah, a monster-truck t-shirt.

[ Backup signal beeping ] [ Whoosh! Splat! ] Heh-heh! Heh!

I wish... I wish i could be invisible. >> Gumball: Come on, Darwin.

Just do what i do. Where's dad? I wonder where he's gone.

Look -- he left his wand floating in midair. >> Dad: [ Snickers ]

>> Darwin: He's here. >> Gumball: Come on, Darwin. Let's go and find him.

>> Darwin: But he's here. >> Gumball: Darwin! >> Dad: I wish...

I wish i wasn't so hot. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Whoo! Aah!

Ahhh. [ Sloop! ] >> [ Groans ] Not again.

[ Smack! ] Mr. watterson! Would you kindly refrain from

offending my wife's eyeballs with your public display of vulgarity?

>> Dad: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Robinson. Hey.

Wait a second. You picked the wrong day to mess with...

The bunny warlock!! >> Sorry -- what? >> Dad: If it's a fight you

want, it's a fight you've got! But i think i should warn you -- i have supernatural powers!

>> The only thing supernatural about you is your ignorance. [ Both laughing ]

>> Dad: I wouldn't be laughing if i was facing... The mighty bunny warlock!!

>> The only thing mighty about you is your ignorance. [ Both laugh ]

I used the same joke again. >> Dad: Perhaps you haven't noticed my magic wand and...

My cape! >> You don't have a cape. >> Dad: Mm?

I wish for a cape. >> You look ridiculous. >> Dad: You leave me no choice,

sir. I wish... I wish...

>> Gumball: Here we go. >> Dad: I wish you looked ridiculous!

>> Huh?! >> Dad: Aah! Horrible! Take it off! Take it off!

>> Cover your eyes, woman! >> Dad: Aah! No! Put it back on!

Put it back on! And i wish your wife's head was a melon.

[ Splat! ] Now i wish you would fly away out of my sight.

>> Both: Aaah! [ Thud! ] [ Both groan ]

You dared to doubt the all-powerful bunny warlock! >> Gumball: I can't hold it any

longer! >> Dad: Now, begone! >> [ Grunts ]

>> Dad: [ Blows ] [ Humming ] >> He really is a wizard.

Run, Margaret, run! Aah! >> Dad: He! He-he!

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! >> Darwin: Mr. dad's turning evil.

>> Gumball: Maybe it's time we told him the truth. >> Darwin: But if we tell him

the truth, he's gonna get upset, like when he was a boy. >> Gumball: Ah, you're right.

I know! We're gonna have to take the wand back!

>> Dad: [ Laughing ] Is there nothing you can't do, Wanda?

I think i finally understand your true power! I wish...

I wish... I w-- >> gumball: This has gone on

long enough. Hmph! >> Dad: What are you doing here?

>> Gumball: This wand -- it has made you evil. We're taking it back.

>> Darwin: Hmph! >> Dad: You think that you mere mortals have the power to

challenge me? Come -- take the wand if you dare.

Slip-over spell! >> Gumball: We've got to do it. It'll break his heart if he

finds out. >> Dad: Aaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! >> Gumball: Can't you see what

you've become? >> Dad: I can see perfectly clearly.

I have become a master wizard!

Slow-motion spell! >> Gumball: [ Slowly ] It's power has overtaken you.

>> Dad: Reverse spell! >> Gumball: You overtaken has power it's!

>> Darwin: No, it's more like ouy nekatrevo sah rewop s'ti! >> Dad: [ Laughs ]

Love spell! [ Ding! ] [ Romantic music plays ]

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

[ Both laugh nervously ] >> Dad: Inside-out spell! [ Both gagging ]

[ Bloop! ] Eh! Gross! Back-to-normal spell!

[ Blat! ] H-ha-ha-ha-ha! >> Gumball: Give us the wand!

>> Dad: Never! I wish your face was his butt and his butt was your face!

>> Gumball: Really? >> Dad: I wished it, didn't i? >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

[ Honk! ] >> Dad: A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now i wish that your butt was

his face and his face was your butt! [ Honk! ]

Naaaaaaa-ha-ha! I wish that, um, your face was kissing his butt and his butt

was kissing your face! [ Smooch! ] A-ha-ha!

>> Gumball: This has got to stop. >> Dad: AAA-ha-ha-ha-ha!

>> Gumball: Dad! We've got something to tell you. >> Dad: What's going on?

Why have you stopped? >> Gumball: That wand's a fake. It's just a plastic toy, free

from a cereal packet. >> Dad: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! What nonsense!

If that's true, how do you explain this? Yaaaaa--

[ splat! ] Ow! [ Whimpers ]

>> Gumball: It was us. We've been making it happen right from the start.

I hope you're not mad at us. >> Dad: You mean you two kids spent the whole day making

incredible wishes come true? You did that all for me? >> Both: Of course!

>> Dad: Even when i made your butt kiss his face and his face kiss your butt, you did that for

me? >> Both: Mm-hmm. >> Dad: Come here and give me a

big hug. >> All: Mmmmmm. >> Dad: But hang on.

If you were making my wishes come true, doesn't that mean that Wanda the wonderful wand

of wonder is a fraud? >> Both: Uh... Yeah.

>> Dad: A fraud? >> Both: Uh... >> Dad: [ Inhales deeply ]

Yaa-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA...

>> [ Chuckles ] It's mine! The power is all mine!

I wish you didn't have that ridiculous haircut. [ Whirl! ]

>> [ Snorts ] >> I wish i hadn't said that.

[ Squeaking ] >> [ Exhales ] Aaah!

>> Careful, numbskull! These trophies are a symbol of my excellence as a teacher.

It took me 754 years to collect them all. >> [ Grumbles ]

>> What was that?! >> Hello! "Favorite teacher award"?

It's like the best one and stuff, but you'll never win it. >> Why not?

>> Because you need a letter of recommendation from a student who, uh...Actually likes you.

>> That sounds easy enough. >> [ Laughs ] Seriously, though, no one likes

you, miss simian -- not even me! And i like everybody. >> Nobody likes me?

Hmm...

>> Gumball: Dude, i think something's wrong with miss simian.

>> Darwin: What makes you say that? >> Gumball: She hasn't told

anyone off all day. [ Whip! ] [ Music blaring, laughter,

indistinct shouting ] >> Darwin: That is weird. [ School bell rings ]

>> Whoo-hoo! >> Gumball: Hey, guys! Wait up!

>> Gumball? >> Gumball: Yeah...? >> You and i are friends, right?

>> Gumball: Are we? >> Well, what with all the detentions and everything, i

guess we spend a lot of time together. >> Gumball: Uh...I guess so.

Anyway, gotta go. >> Just one more thing. Would you mind if i hang out

with you just for a little while? >> Gumball: Uh...Yeah.

Yeah, i would. Basically, she asked to be my friend.

Well, i told her "no," obviously. But now she's just following me

around. And the strangest thing is, she's completely unresponsive.

Watch. [ Splat! ] See? Nothing!

>> Darwin: Hmm. Try something hot. >> Gumball: Is she still there?

>> Darwin: Yep.

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!! Huh? >> Gumball: Fetch!

[ Sighs ] I hope things get better tomorrow.

>> [ Slurping ] >> Mom: What is she doing in my house?

>> I'm sorry. I just thought that maybe we could share a nice breakfast

together, but since you all hate me, I'll just go. I'm walking.

>> Darwin: It's so sad. >> This is me...On my way. I'm at the door.

>> Anais: This is kind of harsh. >> I'm turning the doorknob. I'm opening the door.

>> Dad: I don't know why, but I'm crying! >> Boy, it sure looks lonely out

there. >> Gumball: Mom, why do you hate miss simian so much?

>> Mom: I don't want to talk about it. >> Darwin: [ Crying ]

Please let her stay! >> Mom: Okay. She can stay, but --

>> oh, thank you! You're such a kind and friendly family!

You know, I've never had friends before. I don't even know what friends

do. >> Gumball: don't worry. We'll show you.

Now, a very important part of friendship is sharing. Imagine you both have ice

creams. >> Both: Oh! >> Gumball: But what's this?

Darwin has dropped his ice cream. I said, "Darwin has dropped his

ice cream." [ Sighs ] Splat!

>> Darwin: You got it on my shoes. >> Uh, do you want to share

mine? >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Very good.

>> Ice cream, Darwin? >> Darwin: Aw, thanks! >> But, gumball, you don't have

an ice cream. Want to share mine? >> Gumball: Sure.

Oh...

Dude, this is so gross! >> Darwin: Why don't you pretend you have your own ice cream?

>> Gumball: Ugh! Why didn't i think of that? Friends also high-five, like

this. >> Both: High-five! >> Gumball: Okay, now --

[ whap! ] No, i meant slap my -- [ Whap! ]

Let's move on to the next lesson. How about we all play a game,

like friends do? Here's one we made up. It's called...

>> Both: Dodge or dare! >> Gumball: Roll the dice. Take a card.

>> Both: What'd you get? >> "Put a gooey hair ball in miss simian's lunch."

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] L-let me take that. Pick another.

>> "When miss simian's back is turned --" >> gumball: [ Chuckles ]

A-actually, let me pick one for you. Uh, "cover simian in slug juice,

drop water balloons on simian, miss simian, miss simian, miss simian --"

heh heh. Forget the cards. Here's a dare. Make the most annoying noise

possible. >> Eeeh... >> Gumball: O...Kay.

That was...Good, but we know that you can do better. >> Darwin: Like when you're mad

at us. >> Oh, you mean this little thing?

Gu-u-u-u-mba-a-a-a-ll!! [ High-pitched ringing ] >> Both: That...Was...

Awesome! >> Gumball: High-five! [ Whap! Whap! ]

That still needs a little work. >> Mom: I've got my eye on you, simian.

>> Dad: [ Laughing ] Do it again! Do it again!

[ Laughter ]

>> I'm so pleased to finally have such great friends! >> All: Ahhh!

We love you, miss simian. >> Mom: Sorry, kids. Miss simian, c-can i have a word

with you in private, please? >> Yes, Nicole, how can i help you?

>> Mom: Listen, simian, you might have the rest of them fooled, but i don't trust you

for a second. I remember you from school. I remember the horrible name you

used to call me every day. Do you remember that? >> Yes, i do.

And I'm sorry. >> Mom: What? >> I was that horrid person for

so long, and look where it got me. No friends, no family -- just

bitterness and wrinkles. But even an old ape can change. Will you give me that chance?

>> Mom: Oh, i don't know. It's all happening so fast. >> Ple-e-e-e-e-ase?

>> Mom: [ Shudders ] Okay, I'll -- I'll give it another shot.

>> Gumball: What do we do now, best friends? >> Uh, let's see.

I know! Best friends write letters to each other about how great they

are. >> Gumball: Wow! What a...Friendly idea.

What shall we write? >> Um...Ooh... How about "we, the

aforementioned, unanimously agree that miss simian is worthy of this year's 'favorite

teacher' award." >> Gumball: "Favorite teacher award."

Okay! Done it! >> [ Laughs maniacally ] It's mine!

[ Hip-hop music plays ] Ah-a! Ha-mmm! Ah-mmm! Ah-a! Ah-a! Uh-hmm! Uh-mmm!

>> Darwin: Look how happy she is. >> Gumball: That's the power of

friendship. Wow! You baked that cake for

miss simian? >> Mom: Yeah. I think she deserves a second

chance. Is miss simian around? >> Nah, dude.

She just drove off. [ Chuckles ] You should have seen her, all

dancing and laughing, saying she finally got some losers to write her a "favorite teacher"

nomination. [ All gasp ] [ Shatter! ]

>> Mom: What was the word she used? >> [ Slowly ] "Losers."

>> Nicole: Unh! >> Heh! Nice first steps, loser! >> Nicole: Unh!

>> [ Laughs ] Nice cycling, loser! Nice "poem," loser!

Nice hair, loser. Nice husband, loser! [ Laughs maniacally ]

>> Mom: Everyone, get back in the car. >> Dad: [ Munch! Munch! ]

Now? >> [ Laughing ] Soon, the trophy will be mine.

[ Bang! ] Aaaah! >> Mom: We'll see about that,

you two-faced baboon! >> There's nothing you can do about it, loser!

>> Gumball: Mom! What are you doing?! >> Mom: Something i should have

done a long time ago. [ Tires squeal ] [ Engine revs ]

[ Tires screech ] Kids, throw stuff at her! >> Gumball: But isn't that

dangerous? >> Mom: Not as dangerous as disobeying your mother!

>> Gumball: Sorry! Eh! >> Ah! Oh! Aaah! >> Anais: Open your mouth.

>> Aah! Ohh! >> Gumball: I hope you like

pepperoni! >> Aaaaaah! Aaaah!

[ Fluttering ] Huh? Oh!

That was close. [ Gasps ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

>> Gumball: Cool! >> Not coo-o-o-o-l! >> Darwin: I thought you were

our friend, miss simian. >> Ha! Who needs friends when you have

this letter? Aah! [ Fluttering ]

Huh? >> Mom: There it is, Richard! Get it!

>> Dad: Do what?! >> Mom: I'll get closer, and you lean in and grab it.

>> Dad: Seriously? [ Squeaking ] Little bit closer, honey!

Ooh! Almost...There! Aah! >> Both: Dad!

>> Dad: Oooh-whoo! Whoo-oooh! >> Mom: Hold on! >> Dad: Waaah-ha!

Hi. >> Bye! >> Dad: Ow!

[ Smack! Smack! Smack! ] [ Horn blaring ] >> All: Aaaaaaaah!

>> Dad: Got it! Ha ha! Aaaaaah!

Whoooooa! >> Mom: Never...Trick...My... Family...Again!

>> Anais: Mom, watch out! [ Tires screech ] >> [ Laughs ]

Aaah! [ Tires screeching ] [ Crash! ]

[ Clatter! ] >> Mom: [ Panting ] And that, kids, is why you wear

seatbelts. >> Gumball: Where's miss simian? >> Uh...Huh...Ah...

Ah-hey! >> Gumball: Miss simian, no! You could still be friends with

us if you like.

>> Nah! [ Creak! ] Aaaaaaaaaah!

[ Crash! Boom! ] >> Gumball: Ohhh. >> Dad: What did i miss?

>> All: Dad! >> Mom: Oh, just simian taking a little tumble.

>> Dad: Maybe that'll teach her for "monkeying around." [ Laughter ]

>> Mom: We shouldn't laugh. She may be seriously hurt. >> Dad: Well, you shouldn't have

"gibbon" her a second chance. [ Laughter ] >> Mom: No, really.

That's enough. >> Dad: Well, she shouldn't have "orangu-tangled" with us.

[ Laughter ] >> Mom: I said that's enough.

>> That was so worth it.