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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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>> Class!
Time to hand in your homework!
>> Darwin: What are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
If we tell her the truth, she'll
flip!
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>> Gumball: Be cool, buddy.
It'll be fine.
[ Slop! ]
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>> At least it's on time.
>> Darwin: I wasn't built to
take this much pressure!
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>> Gumball: Relax, man.
We'll just tell her what really
happened.
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>> All right, you two.
What's today's excuse?
>> Gumball: [ Clears throat ]
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Our dad ate our homework.
>> Rrrrrrrrrrr...
Go to the guidance counselor
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immediately!
>> Gumball: But, miss simian --
>> and don't come back until
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you've learned how to tell the
truth!
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
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>> And this is what the inside
of a liar looks like.
>> Both: Ewwww!
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>> Notice the dark abyss here.
That's the corrupt soul of the
liar.
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>> Gumball: But, Mr. small,
we're not liars.
>> [ Scoffs ]
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You should tell that to the last
boy that sat there and lied to
me.
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He's there now.
>> Darwin: The prison?!
>> No, next to it.
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>> Gumball: The cemetery!
What happened to him?
>> He just works there.
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[ Both sigh ]
Now, let me show you something.
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This is the lying hat.
Now, watch what happens when i
put it on.
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Your mother called.
>> Both: Oh.
>> She says she hates you.
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[ Both gasp ]
>> Gumball: She does?
[ Shatter! ]
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>> Darwin: I think my heart just
broke.
>> It's okay, kids.
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That was a lie.
[ Both sigh ]
But, you see, that's what a lie
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will do -- hurt your feelings.
She hates you.
>> Both: Ohhh!
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>> She loves you.
>> Both: Yay!
>> Hates you!
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>> Both: Aww.
>> Loves you.
>> Both: Yay!
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>> Hates you. Loves you.
Hates you. Loves you.
Hatesyoulovesyouhatesyoulovesyou
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hatesyoulovesyouhatesyoulovesyou
[ Both panting ]
so, what have we learned today?
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>> Darwin: Never trust a man in
a hat.
>> Yes, but what else?
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>> Both: Uhhhh...
>> Honesty is the best policy.
>> Both: Oh.
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>> Say it.
>> Both: Honesty is the best
policy.
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>> Good. And again.
>> Both: Honesty is the best
policy.
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Honesty is the best policy.
Honesty is the best policy.
Honesty is the best policy...
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>> Gumball: Okay, Darwin.
Remember, from now on, we only
tell the truth.
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>> Darwin: Okay.
Your face is too big.
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
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Well, when you say "s," your
gills whistle.
>> Darwin: [ Whistling ] You
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smell so stinky, sailors sing
sea shanties about your
stinkyness!
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>> Gumball: When you're asleep,
your face looks like this!
>> Darwin: When you're awake,
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your face looks like this!
>> Gumball: You walk like a
Princess!
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>> Darwin: You walk like a
pigeon!
>> Gumball: Okay.
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That's us covered.
Let's bring our honesty to the
world.
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>> Darwin: You've got a
monobrow.
>> Gumball: You've got no hands.
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Just being honest.
>> Darwin: Your face is burnt.
>> [ Gasps ]
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>> Gumball: I love you.
>> Darwin: But he'll never make
the first move.
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>> Gumball: Hm!
>> Darwin: He's having a party
on Friday, and he didn't invite
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you.
>> What?!
>> Sorry, man.
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You're just not cool enough.
>> Gumball: Whoa-ho!
This one is long overdue.
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Hey, Tina?
You smell, and it's not very
ladylike.
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>> Darwin: It's like a sweaty
watch strap.
>> Gumball: Nah, it's more like
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raw chicken and rancid milk in a
plastic bag.
>> Darwin: Yeah -- that's been
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left in the sun for a week.
>> Gumball: Okay, now that we
have your smelliness covered,
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let's move on to your
personality.
>> [ Growling ]
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>> Darwin: Ow.
>> Gumball: Yep.
>> Darwin: Ah.
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>> Gumball: The truth hurts.
>> Oh, Nigel.
>> Let's leave all this behind
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and go and live on a desert
island.
>> But how would we survive?
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>> On fruit, water...
And love.
>> Gumball: [ Clears throat ]
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Did you ask us in here for a
reason?
>> Yes, of course, watterson.
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I've been getting a lot of
complaints.
What on earth's gotten into you?
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>> Gumball: Principal brown, can
i be honest with you?
>> Uh, i -- y-yes.
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>> Gumball: I can't help
thinking that your relationship
with miss simian could be
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compromising your
professionalism.
>> Darwin: I completely agree,
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gumball.
And, frankly, i fear my
education is suffering as a
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result.
>> Gumball: And besides,
principal brown, you could do
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so-o-o much better than that.
>> Both: Rrrrrrrrrr!
>> Okay, so you got honesty
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wrong.
Perhaps we should try something
else.
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I'd like you to meet a friend of
mine.
Eh, one second.
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[ Grunts ]
Hello, children.
I'm the honesty bear.
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>> Gumball: O-Kay.
>> I'm here to explain that
honesty's not all black and
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white.
But, like my fur, it's more of a
gray area.
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Gray. See that? Gray fur.
Now, there are some things that
are "too" honest to say out
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loud.
>> Gumball: Honesty bear, I'm
confused.
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What can we be honest about?
>> Let me put this in a language
you kids will understand --
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hippity rap!
H-h-h-h-honesty!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!
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Honesty!
Break it down!
[ Rapping ] ¶ when you want to
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be honest, just beware ¶
¶ truth hurts in this
nitrogenic atmosphere ¶
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¶ you got to wake up,
realize, and recognize ¶
¶ sometimes the truth
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has strategical lies ¶
¶ but keep them lies of a
manageable size ¶
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¶ or tears will arise
and hurt their eyes ¶
¶ so before you speak,
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it's best to remember ¶
each individual case will
require a specific judgment
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call, depending on who you're
talking to and the context of
the conversation!
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[ Ending note plays ]
Any questions? No? Excellent!
Goodbye.
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>> Gumball: Hmm.
Okay, i think i got it.
You should always tell the
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truth, unless you have to lie,
but if you do lie, you should
tell the truth about it, unless
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you're talking to someone who's
lying, because if they tell a
lie and you tell the truth,
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it'll be a lie because you were
lying about telling the truth,
inside of a lie, so the whole
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thing's a lie while still being
true.
[ Pop! ]
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[ Thud! ]
[ Sighs ]
Man, this "truth and honesty"
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thing is hard.
>> Has anyone seen the nurse?
I think my head may be on fire.
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Is my head on fire?
>> Gumball: Um...
W-would it be a good thing or a
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bad thing if it was on fire?
>> A bad thing, of course!
>> Both: It's not on fire.
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>> Oh.
[ Laughs ]
Whew!
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For a minute there, i thought my
head was on fire.
What a relief.
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So, how are things with you,
watterson?
>> Gumball: Uh...Yeah, not bad.
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You?
>> Pretty good, pretty good.
So, no more of that lying
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trouble, i hope?
>> Gumball: Eh...
[ Coughs ]
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No.
>> All right, then.
Toodle-oo!
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[ Alarm ringing ]
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[ Trickle! Trickle! Trickle! ]
>> Hmmmm.
Okay.
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Looks I'm gonna have to
introduce you to someone else.
I'd like you to say hello to the
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silence snake.
>> Both: Hello, si--
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>> silencessssssssss!
>> Gumball: B--
>> silencessssssss!
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Now, i bet your tiny minds are
thinking...
[ Dopey voice ] "But what if
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there's something important we
need to say?"
[ Normal voice ] Well, why don't
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you ask the silence snake?
[ Both whimper ]
Go on.
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He won't bite.
>> Gumball: O-Kay...
What --
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>> silencesssssss!
[ Both whimper ]
Well, it looks like my work
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here is done.
[ Sighs ]
W-w-whoa!
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Aah! Oh!
[ Echoing ] Uh...Boys?
Can you hear me?
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Say something!
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[ Both whimper ]
I think my knees are digging
into my back.
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You need to help me.
Now, there should be a little,
gold key on my desk.
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Oh, don't worry!
I've got it here.
Oh, gosh.
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Please, no!
Oh, wait! Maybe i can just --
[ Crunch! ]
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Aaaaah!
[ Both shudder ]
Okay, you need to get some help
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right now.
Right now!
[ Dialing ]
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[ Ringing ]
>> Elmore police.
>> Gumball: [ Inhales ]
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>> Darwin: [ Squeaks ]
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[ Zip! ]
>> Hello? Hello?
[ Sighs ]
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I'm sick of these prank phone
calls.
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>> Oh, it's just not the same.
[ Door closes ]
Oh, what now?
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>> Both: Mm! Mm! Mm-mm-mm!
Mm!
>> Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!
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What's that supposed to mean?
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
Nyeah! Unh!
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>> Darwin: [ Grunting ]
[ Panting ]
[ Grunting ]
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>> What?!
Miss simian's trapped down the
old abandoned well?!
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I'm coming, my smoochkins!
Hup!
Aaaah!
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[ Groans ]
E-elbows, don't fail me now.
>> Gumball: [ Groans ]
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>> So, anyway, the plan is to
live on fruit, water, and love.
>> Dude, i don't care.
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>> Well, go back to fixing the
toilets, then!
>> Both: Mm! Mm!
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>> What do you want?
>> Gumball: Nyeah!
>> Darwin: [ Grunting ]
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>> What?!
I'm trapped down the old
abandoned well?!
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Oh, no!
I'm coming!
Aaaaah!
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Come on, chin.
don't fail me now.
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[ Thud! ]
>> Whoa-oa-oa!
Slow down, little dudes.
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>> Both: Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm-mm!
>> What's that?
Mr. small rocked back smugly on
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his chair, fell into the bottom
drawer of his filing cabinet,
it locked shut, and you want to
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use these crowbars to break him
out?
[ Both gasp ]
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>> Both: Mmmmm.
>> Aww.
See ya!
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[ Thud! ]
>> [ Echoing ] Aah!
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Oh!
Aah!
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Boys, i-i-is that you?
Do something! Anything!
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[ Clang! ]
Ow!
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Well, on the plus side, i think
that loosened the lock a little.
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Keep going.
Aah! Aah! Ooh!
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[ Gasps ]
Aah!
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Just a thought, but maybe you
want to lever the drawer open
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with that crowbar.
[ Both grunting ]
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>> Freeze! Police!
[ Gasps ]
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[ Clank! ]
You're coming with me, you
little hooligans!
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>> Gumball: But --
>> Darwin: [ Whimpers ]
[ Both sigh ]
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>> Why won't you talk?
Talk, darn it! Talk!
>> Mom: Officer, there's clearly
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been some kind of
misunderstanding.
>> Well, ma'am, looking at their
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rap sheet, it seems they are not
first-time offenders.
Multiple counts of antisocial
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behavior, vandalizing school
property, and setting their
principal on fire.
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>> And all because you lied
about your father eating your
homework.
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>> Dad: Okay!
[ Sobbing ] I did it!
Take me away!
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[ Sobbing ]
>> Why?
>> Dad: [ Sobbing ]
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I thought it was gonna make me
smart!
>> Well, it obviously didn't.
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So, i guess you boys didn't lie
after all.
>> Mom: Oh, I'm so proud of you
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two.
>> Both: Thanks, mom.
>> Um...One more thing.
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You don't happen to know where
Mr. small is, do you?
>> The only clue we could find
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was this sock.
[ Both gasp ]
[ Both whimper ]
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>> Oh, well.
Case closed!
>> [ Echoing ] This isn't funny
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anymore!
Can somebody please open this
thing?!
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>> Huh?
[ Music plays on headphones ]
>> He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-l--
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>> dad: Bowls -- check!
Spoons -- check!
Cereal -- check!
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Oh.
[ Grunting ]
So much for easy opening!
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It looks so simple on TV!
>> Gumball: Oh, man, i really
don't want to go to school
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today.
>> Darwin: Me neither.
>> Gumball: Let's not go!
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>> Darwin: You can do that?
>> Gumball: Sure!
Hey, dad?
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>> Dad: [ Grunting ]
Yes?
>> Gumball: We really don't want
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to go to school today.
>> Dad: Why? Are you sick?
>> Gumball: Nah.
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We're just not up for it.
>> Darwin: Yeah!
School is boring!
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>> Dad: But you have to go to
school.
You're kids!
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It's what you do!
>> Both: Aw!
[ Doorbell rings ]
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>> Dad: Ooh! Mailman! Whoo-hoo!
>> Gumball: I wish we were
grown-ups, like dad.
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Then we'd never have to go to
school and nobody would tell us
what to do.
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We could drive trucks, stay up
all night, vote.
[ Both gasp ]
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>> Both: Vote...
>> Dad: Oh! Finally!
>> Gumball: What's that?
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>> Dad: [ Gasps ] Why?
According to the fifth
amendment, i don't have to
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answer that without my lawyer
present!
>> Gumball: Right.
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Anyway, about school...
>> Dad: Oh, yeah.
You're kids, so you do what mom
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tells me to tell you to do.
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
Being a kid is wretched-lame.
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>> Dad: You should be happy to
be young.
Before you know it, you'll be
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overweight, unattractive,
balding, middle-aged.
Take over breakfast!
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I don't want you to see me like
this!
>> Anais: What's his problem?
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>> Gumball: Eh.
You never know with that guy.
Come on. Let's have breakfast.
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Man, what a pile of beans.
>> Darwin: [ Gasps ]
Dude, watch your language!
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You'll get us in trouble!
>> Gumball: Well, I'm sorry,
Darwin, but it is.
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It's a big, steaming pile of
beans.
[ Whistle! ]
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[ Both gasp ]
>> Darwin: Gumball, look!
A shooting star!
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>> Gumball: This is our chance.
Make a wish!
I wish i was a grown-up.
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>> Darwin: Me too!
>> Gumball: They don't work at
all.
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Ugh!
>> Ow!
>> Gumball: Faker!
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>> Oh, darn kids!
What do you think you're doing?!
>> Today's lesson will be about
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the transformations of the human
body.
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
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>> As you get older, hormones
begin to change your appearance.
>> Gumball: Here.
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It's me as an adult talking to
my secretary over the intercom.
>> Darwin: It's me voting!
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>> Gumball: Awesome.
>> Passing notes, are we?
>> Gumball: No, miss simian.
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>> Well, then, what's this?
>> Gumball: Uh, that's us as
adults?
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>> I guess you're on topic,
then.
Anyway, pimples --
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>> all: Ew!
>> Silence!
Actually, it's pretty gross.
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You may continue.
>> All: Ewwwwww!
>> Pimples, or acne, can pop up
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at any time...
>> Gumball: Dude, what's that on
your face?
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>> Darwin: What? What?!
>> Gumball: That.
>> Darwin: What?!
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>> Gumball: It looks like a
greasy, yellow egg.
No, no, actually, it's more like
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a small volcano with a sweaty
golf ball.
>> Darwin: Do something!
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Do something!
>> Gumball: Okay, okay. Hold on.
Let me just, um...
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>> Darwin: [ Sighs ]
[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]
>> Gumball: I think we're gonna
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need more little hats.
>> Darwin: Aaaah!
>> Gumball: Relax, dude!
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>> Darwin: That's easy for you
to say!
Why don't you have any?
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>> Gumball: Just lucky, i guess.
>> Darwin: Aaah!
>> Gumball: Aaaaaah!
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>> Both: Aaaaaaaaah!
[ Popping ]
>> Gumball: Oh!
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>> Darwin: Ow!
>> Gumball: Ew!
>> Darwin: Ugh!
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>> Gumball: I think that's all
of them.
What's happening to us?
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>> Darwin: I think we've got the
plague.
>> Gumball: Do you have any
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other symptoms?
>> Darwin: My top lip feels a
little silky.
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>> Next comes the appearance of
hair on the body and face.
[ Creak! ]
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>> Gumball: [ Laughs ]
Dude, you look like an
undercover cop.
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>> Darwin: Stop laughing!
Do something!
>> Gumball: Okay.
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I see mom do this all the time.
And dad, on one occasion.
[ Rip! ]
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>> Darwin: That feels so much
bet--
aaaaaah!
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[ Creak! Creak! ]
Aah!
>> Gumball: don't worry, dude.
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>> Darwin: I'm not worried about
me!
I'm worried about you!
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You look like a baby werewolf!
>> Gumball: No! Not me!
It was better when it was just
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you!
>> Uh, guys, i don't mean to
interrupt, but this is the
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girls' toilet.
>> Gumball: Uh, yeah, sorry!
I got to sort this out.
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Start chewing.
>> Okay, settle down.
Everyone, get into your team for
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dodgeball.
>> Gumball: Oh, no.
Not dodgeball.
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[ Rumble! ]
>> You're going down.
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You get the idea.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Growls ]
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>> Gumball: Please -- not above
the should--
aah! Aah! Aah!
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The ear!
>> Darwin: My ankle!
[ Both groaning ]
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>> Gumball: Aah!
A bowling ball?!
>> [ Laughs ]
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>> Gumball: [ Growls ]
>> Catch!
>> Gumball: [ Deep voice ]
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Enough!
>> [ Gasps ]
[ Rumble! ]
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[ Thud! ]
[ Car alarms blaring ]
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[ Honk! ]
>> Oh!
[ Pop! ]
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>> Gumball: Aaaaaah!
>> Darwin: Aaaaah!
[ Both screaming ]
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[ Voices deepen ]
[ Screaming ]
>> Darwin: This is horrible!
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We're monsters!
>> No, you're not.
It's just a part of life.
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>> Gumball: Are you saying we're
grown-ups now?
>> Apparently so.
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>> Gumball: Did you hear that?
That shooting star worked.
>> Now, get back to class!
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>> Both: All right, miss simian.
>> Gumball: Wait a minute!
We don't have to listen to you
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anymore.
>> Both: Because we're men!
>> ¶ we're gonna test-drive a
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car ¶
¶ say we need a little time to
think about it ¶
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>> ¶ because we're men ¶
>> ¶ we're gonna pay more for
the movies, chop down trees,
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and eat a lot of meat ¶
>> ¶ because we're men ¶
>> ¶ and we can have our own
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kids, but we're gonna wait until
we meet the right person because
it's an important decision ¶
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¶ but in the meantime, we can
barbecue ¶
¶ buy power tools ¶
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¶ get tattoos ¶
¶ buy our own sho-o-o-o-es ¶
>> gumball: Oh, wait.
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No, we can't.
We don't have any money.
[ Both sigh ]
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>> Both: Let's get jobs!
>> Well, as far as i can see
from your...Résumé, you have
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absolutely no qualifications
whatsoever.
Do either of you have any
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applicable skills?
>> Gumball: Well, i can do this.
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>> Look, for the third time,
Mr. watterson, rolling your
stomach is not a valuable skill
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in the work environment.
>> Gumball: Oh, i-I'm sorry.
Point taken.
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>> Good.
Okay, so, looking at your track
re--
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>> gumball: Huh? Oh, oh, i see.
Sorry.
>> Look, right now, i need you
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to give me a valid reason why i
should even consider giving
either of you a job.
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>> Darwin: Well, i can touch my
nose with my tongue.
>> Gumball: That's not a skill.
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This is.
>> You guys want a job?
Well, you can have mine!
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I quit!
Good luck!
[ Door slams ]
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>> Both: Yay!
>> Darwin: What do people with
jobs do?
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>> Gumball: I don't know.
Hiring and firing?
>> Darwin: Cool!
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Well, you're hired.
>> Gumball: So are you!
>> Darwin: What now?
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>> Gumball: Guess we should do
some firing?
>> Both: You're fired!
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You're fired!
You're fired!
You're fired!
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>> Darwin: And you're fired!
>> Gumball: Hey, what are you
firing me for?
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>> Darwin: It's what i do.
>> Gumball: Well, you're fired!
>> Darwin: You can't fire me!
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I just fired you!
>> Gumball: All right, quickly,
hire me again.
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>> Darwin: Okay. You're hired.
>> Both: You're fired!
[ Siren wails ]
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>> Darwin: Oh, i can't believe
we lost our jobs.
>> Gumball: So, this is being an
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adult, huh?
>> Darwin: No money.
>> Gumball: No job.
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>> Darwin: Crumbly apartment.
>> Both: Rent overdue!
>> Gumball: And this is our last
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piece of food.
>> Darwin: I think we should
share it.
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>> Gumball: Sorry.
What was that?
>> Darwin: I can't believe you
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ate our last piece of candy!
>> Gumball: Well, i can't
believe I'm stuck here with you!
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>> Darwin: I can't believe we're
both yelling!
>> Gumball: I know!
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We're trying to hide from the
landlord!
>> Darwin: Let's be quiet, then!
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>> Gumball: Okay!
I wish we were kids again.
>> Darwin: Me too.
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>> Gumball: I'll be in my room.
>> Darwin: Me too.
[ Sobbing ]
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[ Sniffling ]
[ Rumble! ]
[ Both gasp ]
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>> Darwin: [ Gasps ]
Someone's coming!
>> Gumball: Oh, no!
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It's the landlord!
[ Rumble! ]
>> Darwin: What are we gonna do?
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>> Gumball: I don't know!
Unh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
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Aaaaah!
>> Darwin: Please don't hurt us!
>> Gumball: Take anything you
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want!
>> Anais: [ Deep voice ] Guys,
it's me -- your sister.
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>> Gumball: Dude, you look like
a Mexican wrestler.
>> Anais: I'm not a man, and
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neither are you.
I think i know what happened.
Follow me.
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>> Dad: [ Groans ]
Come on. Stay up.
Stay up!
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Yes!
No!
Now, come on!
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Flex! Flex, flex!
>> Mom: Richard?
>> Dad: [ Gasps ]
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>> Mom: What are you doing?
>> Dad: I'm getting old.
It's like you always say --
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"we grow up so fat."
>> Mom: "Fast," Richard, and i
was talking about the children.
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>> Dad: Oh, don't talk to me
about those rosy-cheeked,
baby-faced...Hairy mutants!
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>> All: Hi.
>> Mom: [ Gasps ]
What's happened to my babies?
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>> Anais: It's okay, mom.
I think it was these that turned
us into men.
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>> Dad: Oh.
You found my supplements.
But they're empty.
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>> Mom: Can someone please tell
me what's going on?
>> Anais: Sure.
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At breakfast, dad left with the
cereal box, so we ate his
supplements by mistake.
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>> Dad: Oh, i think i know what
happened.
>> Anais: Yeah, i just told you.
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>> Mom: Richard, why on earth
were you buying those
supplements?
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>> Dad: I couldn't help myself.
It's the Internet's fault.
Every time i open my e-mails,
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this is what i get.
>> Are you too fat?
>> Dad: Yes.
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>> Are you too bald?
>> Dad: Maybe.
>> Are you really the man she
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deserves?
>> Dad: No!
>> [ Warbling ]
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>> Mom: So, that's where all the
laptops went.
>> Dad: It was a moment of
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00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:04,889
weakness, and i crumbled,
Nicole!
[ Voice breaking ] I crumbled!
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[ Sobbing ]
>> Mom: Oh, honey, you didn't
need those pills.
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I love you just the way you are.
>> All: So do we, dad.
>> Dad: [ Sniffles ]
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Really?
Oh, come here, my little --
[ Crack! ]
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[ Strained ] ...Body builders.
>> Gumball: So, are we gonna be
like this forever?
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>> Mom: Oh, it says on the box
that the effect wears off after
a week.
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>> Dad: Hmm.
At least that pyramid scheme
will be more reliable.
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>> Mom: Anyway, now this is all
cleared up, let's all get out
the house and have some fun.
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[ All cheering ]
[ Both laughing ]
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>> Anais: Higher! Higher!
[ Laughs ]
>> Mom: They grow up so fast.
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>> Dad: Oh, precious mo--
>> anais: [ Laughs ]33279
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