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[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Zipper opens ] >> Gumball: Get off my lawn, watterson!

>> Dad: "Butt" why, Mr. Robinson? >> Darwin: don't be so cheeky!

[ Laughter ] >> Mom: Come on, sweetie.

One puzzle, 1,000 pieces of fun. >> Anais: Mom, can we do

something, you know, not boring? >> Mom: Ooh!

You mean like the 2,000-piece puzzle?

>> Anais: No, something more like that.

>> Gumball: I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

[ Laughter ] >> Dad: Bottom! [ Laughs ]

>> Mom: Anais, i think you're a bit too intelligent for that

kind of behavior. >> Anais: Well, if being

intelligent means "no fun," then i don't want to be intelligent

anymore. By the way, those go there.

[ Patter! Patter! ] [ Camera shutter clicks ]

>> Mom: Nice. >> Anais: Gumball, can i speak to you?

[ Snaps fingers ] >> Gumball: My eyes are up here. >> Anais: How come you guys

never ask me to play with you? >> Gumball: Well... [ Blows ]

[ Squeak! Squeak! ] We thought you liked puzzles. >> Anais: Eh, puzzles are okay.

But I'd like to join you and be dumb for a change -- just for a day.

>> Gumball: For a day, huh? >> Both: Hmm. >> Darwin: I think we should

give her a chance. >> Gumball: Okay, then. >> Anais: Yaaaay!

>> Gumball: Here's a game we like to play. It's called "I'm the president."

>> Anais: What are the rules? >> Gumball: Well, I'm the president, and you have to do

what i say. >> Darwin: Yes, sir, Mr. president, sir!

>> Gumball: Now, go and get the stinkiest thing you can find in the house.

>> Darwin: Yes, sir, Mr. president, sir! >> Anais: I'm not doing that.

>> Gumball: You have to. I'm the president! >> Anais: But the -- b--

why? >> Darwin: Mr. president, sir, i found one of Mr. dad's socks.

>> Gumball: Is it sweaty? >> Darwin: Yes, sir! It's scratchy on the outside and

moldy on the inside, just the way you like it, sir! >> Gumball: Good job, soldier.

This shall be our flag. And in dumb-land, what's the motto?

>> Both: Dumbus kissus flaggus! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah! Eeeehhhhhhhhhh.

>> Anais: This is so dumb. >> Darwin: That's the point. >> Anais: I just don't get it.

>> Mom: Anais, look, honey. Porcupine parade -- 3,000 pieces!

>> Anais: Please teach me. >> Gumball: Okay, now. Notepad ready?

>> Anais: Yep! >> Gumball: The first rule of dumb is that dumb people don't

take notes. >> Anais: don't...Take...Notes. >> Gumball: Eh!

[ Tires screech ] Aaaaaaaaaaaah! [ Car alarm blaring ]

>> My car! >> Gumball: Now, if you want to be dumb, you've got to speak

dumb. Darwin and me will demonstrate. Dumb.

>> Darwin: Dumb. >> Gumball: Dumb, dumb, dumb. >> Darwin: Dumb, dumb, dumb,

dumb, dumb. >> Gumball: Now you try it. >> Anais: Dumb...Dumb...Dumb...

>> Gumball: [ Gasps, snorts ] >> Anais: What? >> Gumball: It's just what you

said is really rude. >> Darwin: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>> Anais: Well, come on. How do i speak dumb?! >> Gumball: Here's a little song

that might help you. [ Both clear throat ] >> Both: ¶ dumb, dumb, duuuumb ¶

¶ dumb, dumb, duuuumb ¶ ¶ d-d-dumb, dumb, dumb ¶ >> Darwin: ¶ dumb! ¶

¶ d-d-dumb, dumb! ¶ ¶ dumbiner, dumbiner, dumbiner, dumbiner, dumbiner, dumbinerrr ¶

dumb! [ Both panting ] >> Anais: Nope. I don't get it.

>> Gumball: Okay, now, anais, i want you to make a sandwich -- but like a dumb person would.

[ Both laugh ] >> Anais: What?! >> Gumball: Oh, nothing.

It's just smart people always struggle with that one. >> Anais: How do you do it,

then? >> Gumball: Watch and learn. [ Zip! ]

[ Bonk! ] [ Squish! ] [ Smack! ]

[ Both laugh ] >> Anais: Nope. don't get it. >> Gumball: Look, it's not

complicated. All you need to do is think dumb.

Darwin, if you please. >> Darwin: [ Grunts ] [ Pop! ]

Take a look. [ Up-tempo jig plays ]

[ Jig stops ] >> Anais: I'm never going to get this.

>> Gumball: Oh, don't feel bad. It takes years of dedication to think dumb like we do.

>> Anais: Oh, come on. You guys don't think dumb. You don't think at all.

[ Stirring music plays ] That's it. That's it!

You literally don't think at all! >> Gumball: Mm-hmm.

>> Anais: For example, most people would think twice about putting a hot chili in their

mouth. But because you didn't think even once...

>> Gumball: Hah-hah! >> Anais: ...You've already done it.

I finally get it! I know how to be dumb! >> All: Yay!

>> Dad: Anybody want to play fruitball? >> Anais: I do! I do!

>> Dad: Really? I thought she liked puzzles. >> Gumball: Not anymore.

>> Anais: I'm now fluent in the beautiful art of dumbness. >> Dad: Okay, then.

She's in! >> All: Let's play fruitball! >> Gumball: You ready, dad?

>> Dad: Blblblblblblblb! [ Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! ] Yep!

>> All: Yay! >> Dad: Ya-ha-ha-ha! >> Darwin: Whoo!

>> Dad: A-ha-ha-ha! >> Gumball: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... >> Darwin: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

>> Anais: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Haa-haa-haa-haa!

[ Sighs ] Thanks, gumball. I had a great day.

>> Gumball: [ Yawning ] Me too. [ Switch clicks ]

[ Yawns ] What shall we do today, guys? Guys?

[ All grunting ] Hey, what are you doing? >> Anais: We're toe-wrestling

dad. This little piggy's going down! >> Darwin: I'm gonna toe-nail

you to the floor! >> Gumball: Cool! Can i join in? >> Darwin: Mr. dad's only got

two feet, and they're kind of taken. >> Gumball: That's okay.

I can be the referee. >> Anais: We already have one. >> Dad: Now, i want a good,

clean fight. >> Gumball: I'll be the spectators, then.

>> Anais: Yeah, we kind of have those, as well. >> Darwin: Boo!

[ Laughter ] >> Gumball: All right, fine. I'll just go and have some

breakfast. >> Anais: What? We didn't hear you!

We're having too much fun! [ Door closes ]

Dumbus kissus flaggus! >> Both: Yes, madam president!

[ Both smooch ] >> Gumball: I can't believe it.

I showed her how to be dumb, and now she's totally stealing dad.

>> Mom: I'm sure they'll include you in a minute, honey.

>> Anais: Wow! This couch is really perfect for

three people. >> Dad: Yeah, if we had a fourth

person, it would be kinda cramped.

>> Gumball: [ Scoffs ] >> Mom: Okay, well...

How about you play with me? >> Gumball: Yeah, all right.

See how she likes it if i steal mom from her.

>> Mom: Oh, we're gonna have lots of fun!

Come on, honey. Just one piece left.

>> Gumball: You know what, mom? >> Mom: Eh! Yes, sweetheart?

>> Gumball: I don't think this is gonna work out. >> Mom: Oh, I'm so glad you said

that. Let's agree to never do this again.

>> Gumball: Done. So...I'm gonna...Go this way. >> Mom: Sure.

Oh! Oh, sorry. Um...I'll go that way.

[ Rumbling ] >> All: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [ Rumbling stops ]

>> Dad: Do it again! Do it again! [ Rumbling resumes ]

>> All: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! >> Gumball: She thinks she's so dumb.

Well, I'll show her who's the dumbest in the whole town! Then dad will be mine again!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha! >> Anais: Gumball? >> Gumball: Yes?

>> Anais: Can you tell us why we're here now? >> Gumball: You're here to race.

[ Drumroll ] As you can see, i gathered the stupidest people in town.

>> Word. >> Gumball: Everyone has to wear a blindfold and run as fast as

they can. The person who gets the furthest is officially the dumbest.

Dad, you'll be the referee. >> Dad: Okay, guys! I want a good, clean race!

Anyone opening their eyes is disqualified! On your mark!

Get set! Wait for it... Go!

Eugh! I can't resist the call of dumbness!

Hee hee! Hee hee! Hee hee! [ Laughter ] >> Gumball: You might have won

dad, sis, but I'm not gonna let you win this! >> Anais: What do you mean,

"won dad"? >> I'm winning! I'm winning!

I know I'm winning! >> Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest?

>> [ Laughing ] >> Yee-haw! Ohm! Gwa! Oo! Ai!

Unh! Mama? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

>> A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh-ho! Wa-ha-ha!

I'm a banana split. A-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ah! Ha-ha! Ohhh... It hurts.

>> Ha-ha-ha-ha! Blblblblblb. [ Bubble! ]

[ Ducks quacking ] >> Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest?

Who's the dumbest? Urgh! I'm okay.

[ Honk! ] [ Groans ] >> Oh, Karen, this is just the

perfect day. Eh... I was wondering...

>> Yes, Laurence? >> Will you marry me? [ Screech! ]

>> Dad: This is happening so fast. Oh.

I'm not saying no. Definitely not saying no. [ Sighs ]

But i need to think about this. [ Slow music plays ]

>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... >> Gumball: [ Panting ] You've taken my place at home,

and I'm taking it back! >> Anais: Are you kidding, gumball?

I just wanted to be dumb for a day. No one could be dumber than you.

[ Screech! ] >> Gumball: [ Panting ] Wow.

That's a really nice thing to say. I kind of feel awkward now.

>> Anais: Should we just hug? >> Gumball: Aw...Yeah, okay. >> Both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

[ Truck horn blares ] >> Gumball: Whoa! That was close.

>> Anais: I think we've out-dumbed ourselves. Let's go home.

>> Gumball: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! >> Anais: A-ha-ow! >> Huh?

Oh, the eyes! I blew it! >> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[ Monitors beeping ] >> [ Groaning ] >> [ Groaning ]

>> [ Moaning ] >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] [ Zip! ]

>> Hello. I'm Dr. butt, and I'm going to take your temperature.

>> Gumball: Dad, i can't play "butt puppet" right now. >> Humph!

I was only trying to help. >> Mom: [ Scoffs ] This is all your fault, Richard.

>> Dad: Well, as referee, i took every precaution i could. >> Mom: And six kids ended up in

the hospital! >> Darwin: Four. Rocky and me are grown-ups.

>> Word. >> Mom: And you, gumball watterson -- that was a

very dumb thing to do. >> Gumball: Aw, thanks. >> Mom: [ Sighs ]

And as for you, young lady, i expected more. >> Anais: I know, mom.

I don't think i want to be dumb anymore. Because it hurts so bad!

>> Dad: And all this because you guys wanted to be my favorite, when we all know, in fact, that

Darwin is my favorite.

Fish! My favorite fish! Wait a minute. >> All: Where is Darwin?

>> Darwin: Did i win yet? Did i win yet? Did i win yet?

[ Thud! ] Ow.

>> Both: Help! We can't get out! Please help!

We're locked in! Please let us out! >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

It's no use, Darwin. We're gonna be stuck in here forever.

[ Squeak! ] That's the last time i come in here to whistle for you.

>> Darwin: But if you don't whistle, i can't go. >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

I never thought it would end like this -- stuck in a bathroom forever.

>> Darwin: At least we've had some pretty good times. >> Gumball: And some crummy

ones, too. Look, Darwin, if we don't get out of here, there's something i

need to tell you. [ Inhales deeply ] Remember that time they found a

creepy picture in your schoolbook and you said you didn't do it?

Well... That was me. >> Darwin: What?!

I had to go to counseling for that! I lost my whole summer!

>> Gumball: I'm sorry, dude. >> Darwin: Mr. small put me in an isolation tank!

>> Gumball: Well, let's not dwell on the past. >> Darwin: [ Scoffs ]

[ Ding! ] >> Darwin: Gumball? There's something i haven't told

you, too. And it's probably gonna shock you.

>> Gumball: What? Is it really bad or something? >> Darwin: It's...Pretty bad,

yeah. Last week... [ Keys jingling ]

>> Oh, man. I'm so glad it's you. I thought this place was haunted

by a couple of screaming girls. >> Both: We're saved! >> Gumball: How long have we

been here? >> About three minutes.

>> Gumball: Oh, uh, wait -- what were you gonna say back there, by the way?

>> Darwin: Huh? >> Gumball: You were gonna say something, remember?

>> Darwin: Oh. don't worry about that now. We're free.

[ Video-game music plays ] I love this game. It's so much fun.

>> Gumball: Yep. Hey, you know what else was fun? When we were stuck in the

bathroom and you were gonna tell me that secret. >> Darwin: Yeah, that was fun.

>> Gumball: Just out of curiosity, what was that little secret?

>> Darwin: It's better you don't know. >> Gumball: Sure, but...

I told you mine. Therefore, i think it's fair you tell me yours.

>> Darwin: Nah. Let's just play instead. >> Gumball: Yeah.

Let's just play. >> [ Grunting ] >> Gumball: [ Thinking ] Look at

him standing there, knowing the secret. I'll get it out of him if it's

the last thing i do. >> Darwin: Wow. You're pretty good at this.

[ Rapid clicking ] >> [ Grunting ] [ Woooooooze! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! ]

>> Gumball: There you go, old pal. >> Darwin: What's the occasion?

>> Gumball: Can't a guy just make a meal for his best buddy? >> Darwin: This hasn't got

anything to do with the secret, has it? >> Gumball: Secret? No.

What secret? >> Darwin: Hmm. [ Muffled ] You're giving me

this food so I'll tell you the secret, aren't you? >> Gumball: Am i?

>> Darwin: Aren't you? [ Hisssssss! ] [ Panting ]

Did you do something to this food? >> Gumball: I don't know.

Did i? >> Darwin: Pwah! Aah! Aah!

Glass of water! Glass of water!! Glass of water!! >> Gumball: I'm sorry?

Excuse me? >> Darwin: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Waugh!

[ Grunting ] [ Panting ] >> Gumball: Tap's a little

tight, eh? >> Darwin: [ Panting ] >> Gumball: Looks like we're all

out of drinks. Oh. Wait. What's this?

>> Darwin: Haaah! >> Gumball: You want it? >> Darwin: [ Screaming ]

>> Gumball: What's the secret? Oh, well. [ Thud! ]

[ Clank! Clatter! ]

>> Darwin: [ Wheezing ]

Euuuuuuggh. [ Panting frantically ] [ Foosh! ]

>> Gumball: Aw, man. [ Sizzle! ] >> Darwin: Thanks, gumball!

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] You're welcome. [ Ringing ]

[ Click ] [ High-pitched ] Uh, hello. Is Darwin watterson there,

please? >> Darwin: Is this a telemarketer?

>> Gumball: Uh, no. It's a recorded message. >> Dad: Oh, okay.

Darwin! Telephone! >> Darwin: Hello? >> Gumball: Congratulations.

You have been selected to win a special prize. >> Darwin: Coooooooool!

>> Gumball: Just answer this one question correctly. When you were locked in the

bathroom, what were you going to tell gumball? >> Darwin: Oh! Oh!

I know this one! I know this one! I'm gonna win a competition,

Mr. dad! >> Dad: Wow! What's the prize? >> Darwin: I don't know.

What's the prize?! >> Gumball: It's, uh... Vouchers for a beauty spa.

>> Darwin: It's spa vouchers. >> Dad: At last -- a manicure! [ Beeping ]

>> Please insert 25 cents to continue your call. >> Gumball: Ah! Ah-ah!

Come on! G-give me your answer! >> Dad: Ooh!

Ask them if they can do a foot massage, and will they do my roots?

>> Darwin: [ Sighs ] Can you do a foot massage -- >> gumball: Give me the answer!!

>> Darwin: Okay. [ Beeping quickens ] The answer is --

[ click, dial tone ] >> Gumball: Noooooooo! No! No!

Yaaaaaaaaaah! [ Panting ] Aaaaaaaaaah!

[ Thinking ] I've got to find out that secret. Hey, maybe i should try reading

his mind. [ Grunting ] [ Eerie music plays ]

>> Darwin: Are you trying to read my mind? >> Gumball: I don't know.

Were you thinking my face really hurts? >> Darwin: No.

>> Gumball: Then i wasn't. [ Splat! ] [ Creeeeaaaaaaaak! ]

[ Slurp! ]

[ Bubble! Bubble! Bubble! ] >> Darwin: [ Snoring ] >> [ Crying ]

>> Darwin: What's the matter, little shrimp? >> I'm sad because my best

friend won't tell me his secret. >> Darwin: Sometimes even best friends have to have secrets.

>> Do you have secrets?! >> Darwin: Uhhhhh...Only one. >> Well, maybe if you tell me

that, i would feel less sad. >> Darwin: But i can't tell you. >> Please, Darwin?

Please tell me your secret. >> All: Tell us your secret, Darwin.

>> Tell me your secret, Darwin. >> Darwin: What are you? >> I'm a catfish.

>> Darwin: But don't catfish live in freshwater, like rivers and streams?

>> Dude, it's a dream. I mean, you're sweating underwater.

Now tell me your secret!! >> Gumball: Tell me your secret! Tell me your --

oh. Hey, Darwin. >> Darwin: What are you doing? >> Gumball: Just helping you

sleep. See?

Darwin, just tell me your secret. >> Darwin: No.

>> Anais: What secret? >> Darwin: You know. >> Anais: Ohhh -- that secret.

>> Gumball: What?! You know, too? Come on, anais, I'm your big

brother. Please, please, please tell me. >> Anais: Sorry, gumball, but i

won't. It's for your own good. >> Gumball: Fine.

If that's the way you want to play, I'll just have to get it out of you.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

I know you're gonna tell me. You might as well tell me now. Tell me now.

Tell me now. Tell me now. Tell me now.

You know I'm gonna break you, sis. You might as well tell me now.

You're gonna break. This is gonna break you. Tell me now.

[ Muffled ] Tell me now. Tell me now. Tell me now.

Come on, anais. Come on, anais. Tell me now.

Tell me now. Put it down. Lay it down.

Fess it up. >> Anais: You do that one more time...

[ Poink! ]

Hey. I've been chatting with anais, and she told me everything, so

it's okay to talk about it now. >> Darwin: She didn't, did she? >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

No. >> Darwin: Look, gumball, when we were in the bathroom, we

thought it was gonna be the end. So unless we're in that situation again, i don't think i

can ever tell you. >> Gumball: That's it! >> Darwin: What?

>> Gumball: What? What are you talking about what? [ Ominous music plays ]

There -- locked in. Now tell me your secret. >> Darwin: Fine.

But don't go crying about it. [ Inhales deeply ] You know last week when you

made me that sandwich and i said it was great? >> Gumball: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

>> Darwin: Well... It was just good! [ Sobbing ]

>> Gumball: What?! Is that it?! >> Darwin: I knew you'd react like this.

>> Gumball: I've spent all this time trying to get it out of you, and that was it?!

A sandwich?! >> Darwin: I'm so sorry, gumball.

Look, let's just get out of here. Come on.

Come on! >> Gumball: Darwin, i locked it. >> Both: Help!

We're in the bathroom! >> ...French module one, Peter pineapple is having a

blast at the discotheque. >> Pierre l'ananas s'éclat en discotheque.

>> Gumball: Oh, man. What have i done? How are we gonna get out of here

now? >> Darwin: [ Gasps ] Let's swim out through the

toilet! [ Patter! Patter! ] >> Gumball: Whyyyyyy?!

[ Creak! ] [ Pop! ] [ Toilet flushes ]

>> Allo. Il y'a quelqu'un?

>> Both: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [ Thud! ] >> Gumball: Now what?

>> Darwin: don't worry. We'll be perfectly fine -- as long as the system don't get

flushed out. [ Rumble! ] >> Both: Aah!

[ Gasps ] >> Gumball: [ Coughing ] I can't believe we're in this

mess because of you! >> Darwin: Me?! I said no, but you forced me to

tell you! >> Gumball: Why would anyone hold on to such a trivial piece

of information? >> Darwin: You're the one who wanted to know.

>> Gumball: That's because you said it was really bad! I mean, you used the wrong

adjective to describe a sandwich. "Good," "great" -- what's the

difference?! [ Creak! ] >> Darwin: Well, if it was such

a big nothing, why don't you get over it? >> Gumball: I am over it!

But if i stop shouting, it'll look like I've lost the argument!

All I'm saying is, I'm very sorry, please forgive me, and i love you!

>> Darwin: I love you, too! >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] Cool.

Um, are we a bottle of water? >> Darwin: What? Does this mean the water we

drink starts off in the toilet? >> What do you think? Just falls out of the sky or

somethin'? >> Gumball: Sir, do you know the way to the watterson house?

>> Go back the way you came, and this time, take a left at the school pipe.

[ Toilet flushes ] >> Dad: [ Scatting ] [ Pop! ]

Aaah! Did i eat you? >> Gumball: No.

We've been lost in the sewers. >> Dad: Oh, thank goodness. [ Scatting ]

>> Anais: Where's gumball? >> Darwin: He's taking a shower. >> Anais: So, did you tell him

the secret? >> Darwin: No. He must never know that we

accidentally uploaded that clip. [ Both snicker ] [ Key clacks ]

>> Gumball: Check this out. [ Dance music plays ] [ Glass shatters ]

Aah! [ Clatter! Crash! Clatter! ] [ Ding! ]