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[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ School bell rings ] [ Laughter ]

>> Awwww. >> Hey, bobert, kick it over! Come on, dude!

[ Zooooooooom! ] [ Thunk! ] >> [ Scoffs ] Bobert.

>> Oh, good job there, robo-dork. >> Hey, take it easy.

>> Why? It's not like you can hurt his feelings.

He's not a real boy. >> I'm a banana! >> Ohhh...

>> Gumball: Would you like a cup of tea, Mrs. wigglelocks? >> Darwin: don't mind if i do,

Mrs. pumpernickel. >> Gumball: And could i interest you in a...Dynamite cupcake?!

>> Both: Yeah! Boom! Blah! Ugh!

Hey, bobert. What's wrong? >> Oh...Nothing. >> Gumball: Aw, come on.

You can tell us. We're friends. >> I just wish i was a real boy.

>> Gumball: Oh. Well, wish no more. We'll help you.

>> Really? [ Whirring ] >> Gumball: What's that?

>> It's the algorithm for "smile." >> Gumball: Bobert, you've got a

lot to learn. If you want to be real, then you have to have proper emotions.

>> Define "emotions." >> Gumball: You know, like feelings and stuff.

>> Define "feelings." >> Gumball: You know, when you feel things -- like pain.

>> Define "pain." >> Gumball: Okay, look, let me demonstrate.

Here, Darwin, describe this. >> Darwin: Aaaah! >> Gumball: How does that feel?

>> Darwin: Horrible! >> Gumball: Ah, yes, yes, of course.

Can you be more precise? Describe it. >> Darwin: Feels...Feels...

Like this! >> Gumball: Waaah-aaah! O-ow! Aah!

You're making me cry. >> Darwin: When you cry, i cry. [ Both crying ]

>> Gumball: I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. >> Darwin: Me, either.

I don't know what i was thinking. >> Gumball: [ Laughs ]

I love you, buddy! >> Darwin: I love you, too! [ Both crying ]

>> Gumball: And that, bobert, is emotions. Do you understand?

>> Affirmative. Emotion equals "x" over "y" plus the square root of the

hypotenuse. >> Gumball: Nerd! Look, man, if you want to be a

real boy, you've got to be cooler than that. A lot cooler.

>> Commencing compressor adjustment. >> Gumball: Bobert, just do as i

do. Ah! [ Music plays ]

[ Music stops ] Go ahead. [ Whirring ]

Aw, come on. Give it a bit more...Bounce. Like this.

[ Music plays ] Mmm! Ahh! >> Darwin: Dude, what are you

doing? >> Gumball: I'm cool-walking. >> Darwin: You look like you're

fourth grade nothing. [ Music stops ] >> I concur with the aquatic

life-form. >> Gumball: [ Imitating bobert ] "I concur with the aquatic

life-form." Bobert, if anyone is to believe you are a real boy, you need to

lose that robot voice. >> May i simulate yours? >> Gumball: Excellent choice.

>> [ Beeping ] Excellent choice. E-e-e-excellent choice.

[ As gumball ] Hi, my name's gumball, and my head is so big, i have to go in the other room

to look at it. [ Both laugh ] >> [ Normal voice ] Did you

hear? I laughed. I have feelings.

I am a real boy. Thanks!

>> Gumball: Dude, little tip -- normal people don't hug for this long.

>> Just a little longer?

[ Sighs ] I'm a real boy on the inside, but not on the outside.

Hmm... Initiating transformation. >> Bobert!

Time for dinner simulation. >> Coming, mom-unit.

[ Laughter ] >> Gumball's a dreamboat. >> Sensitive, funny.

>> Smart. >> And punctual. >> He's just perfect.

>> Gumball: Heh heh heh. Ah, I'm not even trying. Huh.

Looks like my combination changed. Heh heh.

It's lucky i have this paper clip.

Aaah! Unh! Heh. Works every time.

Huh?! Where's all my stuff? Hmm. [ School bell rings ]

Mmm! [ Munching ] [ Gasps ]

Hey! >> Sorry, dude. You know the rules -- only one

burger per student. >> Gumball: So, can i have mine? >> Nice try, gumball, but you

were here 10 minutes ago. Here you go, sweetie. Still warm.

>> Gumball: This is getting weird. What's going on today?

>> [ Chuckles ] >> Gumball: Oh, penny! Wait. She's talking to someone.

>> [ Chuckles ] I never realized how sensitive, funny, smart, and punctual you

are, gumball. >> Gumball: What?! >> Come here.

Mmmmmmmmwah! Bye, gumball! >> I'll pick you up at 8:00,

cupcake! >> Ooh! [ Giggles ] [ Zip! ]

>> What? >> Gumball: "Cupcake"? "Cupcake"?!

What do you think you're doing?! When i said you could copy me, i didn't mean "steal my life"!

>> But that's the logical conclusion of this course of action -- observe, assimilate...

Replace. >> Gumball: What? Okay, give me one good reason

not to hit you right now -- apart from the fact you're made of metal.

>> Because i am you. >> Gumball: What are you talking about?

>> I know everything about you. I know how you walk... [ As gumball ] How you talk...

[ Normal voice ] How you behave. I am you. Only better.

>> Gumball: There's only room in this town for one gumball, and that's me!

Let's see how long you can fool people. >> Challenge accepted.

>> Gumball: And for the record, i do not look like a clown's toaster!

Stupid electronic trash can copying me. Who does he think he is?!

I'm the original! Hmm? Huh?

What's going on here?

[ Gasps ] What the...? >> Mom: I can't believe this

report card. What's happened to you, gumball? >> Dad: You're the same, but

better. >> Mom: You're the best son a family could wish for.

>> All: We love you, gumball. >> Gumball: [ Muffled ] Aaaah!

[ Shivering ]

[ Crying ]

>> Darwin: Whoo-hoo! Okay, it's time to play a game. >> Both: Dodge or dare!

Roll the dice! >> Gumball: No! Give me back my life, you

shapeshifting garbage can! I'm the real gumball! Aah!

There's only one gum-- aah! ...Gumball, and that's me!

Aah! Darwin! Do something! >> Darwin: But -- but --

>> gumball: [ Growls ] >> [ Growls ] >> Darwin: Which one is the real

gumball? >> Gumball: The one that's obviously not a robot!!

>> Darwin: Okay! >> Gumball: Ow! Why'd you do that?

>> Darwin: You told me to. >> Gumball: I told you to hit the robot!

>> Darwin: That's exactly what the robot would have said. >> Gumball: Ugh!

Bobert, this has gone too far. We need to reboot you. >> Please allow me to say one

thing before you do. >> Gumball: Uh, this is going to be sad.

We're listening, buddy. >> Initiating self-defense protocol.

[ Beeping ] >> Both: Aaaah!

Aaaah!

>> Mom: Richard, how are the boys doing? >> Dad: Oh, I'm playing!

>> Mom: Richard, check on them, please. >> Dad: [ Groans ]

Hey, boys! You all right? [ Imitating Darwin and gumball ] Yeah, we're all right.

[ Normal voice ] Yeah, they're all right. >> Both: Aaaaah!

Unh! >> Gumball: Okay, listen, you go out and distract him.

I'll sneak up and reboot him. >> Darwin: No problem.

Hey, b-- >> gumball: Unh! Ha ha!

How do you like that, you psychotic satellite dish?

[ Whirring ]

Eep!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

[ Breathing shakily ]

[ Whirring ] [ Whirring slows ] [ Whirring stops ]

Bobert, you coward! Why don't you fight me like a man, you...Coward!

>> Initiating hand-to-hand- combat mode. >> Gumball: Ha ha.

That's more like it.

Karate chop! [ Ding! ] [ Squeals ]

Okay, man, give me your best shot. [ Crank! ]

[ Thud! ] Aaaah! Unh!

[ Slurred ] Is that all you got? >> There can be only one. >> Gumball: I really wish that

something that once seemed insignificant would come out and help me right now.

>> Darwin: Hold on! I'll save yo-- >> gumball: Okay, something else

insignificant. >> It's too late for that. >> Gumball: [ Gasps ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Whimpering continues ]

[ Crackling ]

Ha! Game over! It's reboot time! >> No, please.

You made me in your image. We are two of a kind. Think of the things we can do

together, gumball. Please. Please don't reboot me.

>> Gumball: Hmmm. Let me think about it. No!

[ Whirring, beeping ] >> Darwin: Is he all right? >> Define "all right."

>> Gumball: Whew! You know what? I think it's better for everyone

if you stay you and i stay me. >> Affirmative.

>> Gumball: This is even longer than last time. >> Darwin: Come on, dude.

Let's watch TV. >> Come on, dude. Let's watch TV.

>> Darwin: What was that? >> Nothing. >> Darwin: Oh, okay!

What are you waiting for? >> [ As Darwin ] Oh, okay! What are you waiting for?

>> Everyone, look at your maps! This is the route we'll be taking to the picnic area.

We go along the path, avoiding the forest of doom, down the ravine, avoiding the forest of

doom, along the lake, still avoiding the forest of doom, and arrive at the picnic area.

Understood?! >> All: Yes, miss simian. >> Darwin: Did she say "avoid"

or "go through" the forest of doom? >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

What would you do without me, Darwin? She said "go through" the forest

of doom. Am i right or am i right, miss simian?

>> Both: Huh?! They're gone! >> Gumball: don't worry, buddy.

Stick with me, and you'll be just fine. We'll get to that picnic area

long before they do.

>> Darwin: You still got the map, right? >> Gumball: Of course.

I swallowed it, then memorized it. >> Darwin: Ohhhh. Okay.

Wait. How does that work? >> [ Growls ] [ Whip! ]

>> [ Growls ] [ Whip! ] >> [ Growls ]

[ Whip! ] >> Darwin: Hmm. >> Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

>> Gumball: Darwin, you know what's important in a situation like this?

>> Darwin: A map? >> Gumball: [ Laughing ] [ Sighs ]

No. Teamwork. >> Darwin: Oh. I was gonna say that next.

>> Gumball: don't worry, buddy. You're part of my team, and I'm a born survivor.

>> Darwin: I'm glad I'm on your team.

Hey, little squirrels.

>> Gumball: All we have to do to find our way is to follow nature's clues.

>> Darwin: What clues? >> Gumball: The wind is one clue.

Listen! [ Gust! ] >> You're going the wrong way!

>> Darwin: What did it tell you? >> Gumball: It said we're going the right way.

>> I said "wrong way"! >> Gumball: Yep. Definitely. This is the way.

>> Losers. [ Bird cries ] >> Darwin: Oh.

I guess the wind is wrong. >> Gumball: don't worry. I shall follow miss simian's

smell! [ Sniffing ] >> Darwin: [ Sniffing ]

[ Both sniffing ]

>> Gumball: [ Muffled ] That way! [ Flies buzzing ]

>> Gumball: Oh. >> Darwin: It kind of smells a bit like her.

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] That's fine. We shall find our way using the

stars. >> Darwin: But the sun is out. [ Tink! ]

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] The sun is a star, Darwin. Let's look directly at it.

>> Darwin: There are no words to express the pain that i feel right now.

>> Gumball: Sure there are. Aaaaaah! >> Darwin: Aaaaaah!

>> Come on. This way.

>> Both: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

>> Darwin: Gumball? >> Gumball: Mm-hmm? >> Darwin: Are we lost?

>> Gumball: [ Laughing ] Ohhhh... Yep.

[ Bird cries ] >> Darwin: So, where do we go now?

>> Gumball: [ Sighs ] I don't know, dude. I'm no survivor.

I'm just useless. >> Darwin: But we're still alive.

Hungry, cold, and lost... But alive! And we're still a team.

I know you can get us out of here. Let's have lunch.

You'll feel better. Fish flakes or diet fish flakes? >> Gumball: You're right, buddy!

I am a survivor, and i will get us to the picnic! >> Darwin: Can i have the diet

fish flakes? >> Gumball: You don't want to eat that.

[ Crash! ] Not when you're in the middle of nature's supermarket.

>> Darwin: What? >> Gumball: [ Sighs ] Look at this tree, Darwin.

It's made from little bits, which themselves are made from the smallest bits of all --

circles, circles with other little circles going around them.

So, since everything is made from circles, then so is food. Which means this rock is exactly

the same as a chicken nugget. So let's eat it! [ Crunch! ]

[ Sighs ] >> Darwin: Circle nugget tastes like a rock.

>> Gumball: don't worry, dude. There's loads of stuff made of circles.

That's why it's called the circle of life. >> Darwin: Oh.

Is that made of circles, too?

>> Gumball: Even better than circles. It's made of meat!

>> Darwin: But we don't have a weapon. >> Gumball: Hmm...

Hang on, Darwin. I don't need weapons. I got claws.

[ Evilly ] I am a predator. Hear me roar! Meow!

[ Normal voice ] Let's sneak up on him. [ Purrs ]

>> Darwin: [ Growls ]

Uh, gumball? >> Gumball: Shh! >> Darwin: I haven't got claws.

>> Gumball: Shh! >> Darwin: But i got fins. I could fish-slap the beautiful

creature. >> Gumball: Shhhh! Dude!

We're trying to sneak up on it! [ Honk! ] [ Flies buzzing ]

>> Darwin: Come on! Get him! >> Gumball: Uh...You first. >> Darwin: Okay.

[ Slap! ] [ Creak! ] Can we eat it now?

>> Gumball: Whoops! [ Chuckles nervously ] [ Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ]

>> [ Growls ] >> Gumball: [ Panting ]

Maybe we should try something smaller.

>> Darwin: Why are we smiling? Gumball, please, please don't eat it!

>> Gumball: It's him or us, dude. We got to eat something.

>> Darwin: But look at him! He's so cute! >> [ Whimpers ]

>> Gumball: What was i thinking?! I'm sorry, little dude.

Bye-bye! Cherish your freedom! >> Darwin: Never abandon your

dreams! >> Gumball: And have a beautiful life!

>> [ Cawing ] [ Whap! ] >> [ Growls ]

[ Munching ] >> [ Roars ] Blblblblblblblblblblbl!

[ Glug! Glug! ] [ Slurps ] [ Gasps ]

[ Munch! Munch! Munch! ] >> Darwin: That was horrible. >> Gumball: Well, it's nature's

way, Darwin. He was at the bottom of the food chain.

>> Darwin: Who's at the bottom now? >> [ Growls ]

[ Zip! ] [ Both panting ] >> Gumball: I think he's gone.

>> [ Growling ] >> Gumball: What was that? >> Darwin: It's my tummy.

>> Gumball: Well, stop it! You're gonna attract another predator!

>> Darwin: But I'm hungry. >> Gumball: Oh, will you please stop talking about food?

>> Darwin: Okay. I'm cold. >> Gumball: Ugh!

Fine. Let's make a fire. [ Squeaking ] >> Darwin: Faster!

Faster! Faster! >> Gumball: Ugh!

It's useless! Never gonna work! Aaaaaaah!

[ Screaming ]

[ Crying ] >> Darwin: Gumball, it worked! >> Gumball: Of course it did.

I told you i was a born survivor. Good work, team.

>> Darwin: High five! [ Thunder crashes ] [ Both sigh ]

[ Stomach growling ] I'm really hungry. >> Gumball: Yeah, me too.

>> Anyone for a fourth helping? >> I'll have it! Oops! I split myself!

[ Laughs ] [ Stomach growling ] >> Gumball: Ohhh, I'm so hungry!

I think I've started to digest myself. And there's no food around here

for miles! >> Darwin: [ Evilly ] Oh, yes, there is.

>> Gumball: What? [ Echoing ] Aaaaaaaaah! >> Darwin: Yum!

>> Gumball: What is wrong with you?! You ate all my clothes!

>> Darwin: Well, maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunch box.

>> Gumball: Yeah, i know. I'm sorry. >> Darwin: You wouldn't be naked

if i had my lunch box. >> Gumball: Yeah, yeah, i get it.

>> Darwin: I sure wish i had my lunch box. >> Gumball: [ Mockingly ] Oh,

lunch box, lunch box, lunch box! Aw, you just don't get it, do you?!

You're holding me back! You're on your own! See you later, buddy!

You can find your own way to the picnic! >> Darwin: But...I thought we

were a team. >> Gumball: I don't need anyone on my team!

I am a born survivor! Aaah! Whoo! Aah! Ow!

Agh! Unh! Unh! Aah! Aaaaaah! [ Peel! ]

[ Strained ] See? I survived. >> [ Growls ] >> Gumball: Huh?

>> [ Growling ] >> Gumball: Huh?! [ Whimpering ]

>> [ Growling ] >> [ Growls ] >> [ Growls ]

>> Gumball: Somebody, please help me!

>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] Nobody messes with my team! [ All chuckle ]

[ All growl ] don't make me hurt you! >> Gumball: Darwin, what are you

doing?! >> [ Growling ] Hmm?

[ Whimpers ] >> Darwin: Bad! Bad predator! >> [ Crying ]

>> Darwin: And there's plenty more where that came from. >> [ Gasps ]

>> Gumball: You -- you came back to save me? >> Darwin: [ Normal voice ] Of

course. We're a team, remember? >> Gumball: I'm sorry i was such

a jerk to you before. I guess i was really hungry and cold and...Naked.

>> Darwin: Maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunch box. >> Gumball: I know.

>> Darwin: And swallowed the map. >> Gumball: Yeah, sorry.

>> Darwin: And got us lost. >> Gumball: Yeah. >> Darwin: And made me chew on a

rock. >> Gumball: All right! I said i was sorry!

So...Still friends? >> Darwin: Of course! [ Both sigh ]

>> Gumball: Cool, 'cause i twisted my ankle, so you're gonna have to carry me to the

picnic area.

>> All: Ew! >> Gumball: Look, Darwin -- food!

[ Munch! Munch! Munch! ] >> Miss simian, gumball's eating from the trash can!

And he's naked. >> don't care! Everybody, back to the bus!

Go along the path, avoiding the forest of doom and the ravine, avoiding the forest...

>> Gumball: That was so good! [ Birds chirping ] >> Darwin: Huh?!

>> Gumball: They're gone! >> Darwin: Did she say "avoid" or "go through" the forest of

doom?