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[ Upbeat music plays ]

>> Dad: [ Grunting ]

Oh, no! It seems i can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the

parents' evening. [ Grunts ] [ Zipper closes]

>> Mom: Ready to go. >> Dad: [ Groans ] [ Doorbell rings ]

>> Mom: Ah. >> Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.

>> Mom: What? >> Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!

>> Mom: Richard! Where did you find that guy?! >> Dad: On the Internet.

[ Poing! ] >> Mom: [ Sighs ] Where am i going to find a

babysitter at this time? >> Gumball: Ahem!

>> Mom: [ Sighs ] I can't believe I'm going to say this.

I guess you guys are old enough to babysit? >> Both: Us?

>> Mom: Yes, you. But promise you'll be responsible.

>> Gumball: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in

the most responsible way. >> Darwin: Yeah! Responsible! >> Mom: You have no idea what

"responsible" means, do you? >> Both: Nah. >> Mom: It means acting like

a grownup. And most of all, it means taking care of your little sister.

>> Anais: What?! >> Mom: Can i trust you guys to do that?

>> Gumball: Come on, mom. We were born reprehensible. >> Mom: Responsible.

>> Gumball: Yeah, that's what i meant. >> Mom: Richard, put your

pants on. We're off. >> Dad: No!

>> Mom: Richard. Pants on. >> Dad: No! [ Crying ] No!

I don't want to go to school! >> Mom: You have to go. [ Straining ] It's parents'

evening, and we are the parents! I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.

>> Gumball: don't worry, mom. You won't be disappointed. [ Engine turns over ]

>> Dad: [ Crying ] [ Tires screech ] >> Gumball: So, how do you feel,

Darwin? >> Darwin: Pretty responsible. And you?

>> Gumball: I feel like a new man. A responsible man.

[ Both chuckle ] >> Anais: I can't believe this. I'm going upstairs.

[ Both gasp ] >> Both: Stairs! Aah!

>> Anais: Ow! What are you doing? >> Gumball: 79% of stair

accidents happen on the stairs. >> Anais: What does that even mean?

>> Gumball: It means your safer sitting here. >> Anais: Okay.

>> Welcome to "Daisy the dog show." We'll be right back after these

messages. >> When you're deciding where to go for a hamburger...

>> Gumball: Aah! Commercials! They'll corrupt your mind! Bad commercials!

Bad commercials! Bad commercials! Bad commercials!

>> Anais: Are you completely out of your mind? >> Gumball: [ Panting ]

There's too much violence on TV, anyway! >> Anais: And you chose to

demonstrate that by smashing the TV in front of me? >> Gumball: It was the

responsible thing to do. [ Both chuckle ] >> Anais: Even though you set it

on fire. >> Gumball: It's not on fire. Oh. It is on fire.

Fire! >> Anais: Stop! don't throw water on an

electrical -- [ Electricity crackles ] [ Poof! ]

...fire. >> Darwin: [ Coughs ] >> Anais: You should always use

a fire extinguisher or, when available, baking soda. But most importantly, call an

adult or the emergency services. >> Gumball: Yeah, of course. But ours was a responsible

demonstration of what not to do in case of an electrical fire. >> Anais: How could mom put you

in charge? [ Glass shatters ] >> Anais: What is wrong with

you?! >> Darwin: Paper cuts. >> Anais: Ridiculous!

And look at the mess you're making. >> Gumball: It's a small price

to pay for your safety. >> Darwin: You're too young to understand.

>> Anais: Excuse me, but who makes your breakfast every day? >> Both: You, of course.

>> Anais: And who helps you with your homework? >> Both: You.

>> Anais: So i should be in charge. >> Gumball: But who did mom put

in charge? >> Anais: You. >> Gumball: So who has to do

what we say? >> Anais: [ Sighs ] Me.

>> Dad: [ Groans ] I feel like I'm in one of those dreams -- the ones where you go

to school naked. >> Mom: Oh, come on, Richard. Stop being so dramatic.

We're the parents now. There's nothing she can do to you.

>> You get an f-minus in parenting! [ Both crying ]

Next! Oh, the wattersons. Are you aware that your husband

isn't wearing any pants? >> Gumball: Aw, look at that grumpy little face.

>> Darwin: I know what'll cheer her up. How about a walk in the park?

>> Anais: Hmm...Yeah, i guess that could be okay.

>> Darwin: [ Whistling ] >> Gumball: Come on.

It's for your own safety. >> Oh, isn't she lovely?

How old is she, then? >> Gumball: She's 4 now. >> Well, now, you want a

biscuit, huh? You want to have a taste of this?

You want to have a little taste of this? You can't have it.

That's right, 'cause it's mine. Whoo, i was teasin' you. You want a little taste of it?

Aah! You bit me! >> Gumball: You know what this means?

>> Darwin: She must be hungry. >> Gumball: It's time for num-nums!

We have a mackerel sandwich, a potato, and a little something for dessert.

>> Anais: Are you kidding me? >> Gumball: [ Gasps ] Of course!

The food is way too chunky for a little baby like her! She could choke.

>> Darwin: I know what to do. [ Munch! Munch! Munch! Munch! ] [ Both gargle ]

Bon appétit. >> Anais: All right, you asked for this.

[ Inhales deeply ] >> Gumball: Okay. Bath time.

Aah. Just right. >> Darwin: Isn't water dangerous?

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] >> Anais: How do you expect me to wash myself without water?

>> Gumball: Haven't you heard of dry cleaning? >> Anais: Fine!

Get out of here! [ Door slams ] >> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

They grow up so fast. [ Water running ] >> Darwin: Shh!

>> Anais: [ Humming ] ¶ do do do do ¶ >> Darwin: Is that water i

hear?! >> Anais: No! I just, uh, flushed.

>> Gumball: Oh. Speaking of which, we're gonna need you to wear this.

>> Anais: What?! >> Gumball: Well, we don't want you to have any accidents.

>> Darwin: Very responsible thinking, gumball. >> Gumball: [ Chuckles ]

Thanks. [ Both chuckle ] Now, be a big girl and --

[ gasps ] >> Anais: There's no way I'm wearing a diaper!

>> Gumball: Get back here!

Come back, anais! [ Crash! ] >> Anais: [ Gasps ]

>> Gumball: You can run, but you can't hide. >> Both: Run! Hide!

>> Gumball: Put it on! >> Anais: Never! [ Door slams ]

>> Gumball: Open this door, young lady! don't make me tell mom you've

been a bad baby! [ Grunts ] Aah! She's not in there!

She ran out the window! [ Grunting ] Oh, what's mom gonna think?!

We're in so much trouble! >> Anais: You goons really walked into that one.

[ Lock clicks ] >> Gumball: Anais, let us in. >> Anais: Babysit yourself on

the roof until mom and dad come back. >> Gumball: Anais!

>> Darwin: Anais! >> Both: Anais! >> Anais: Oh, look. A book.

I hope i don't give myself a paper cut. [ Giggles ]

>> Both: Anais! >> Anais: Oh, no! No diaper! I surely hope i don't have an

accident... On your bed! >> Both: Anais!

[ Both gasp ] >> Both: Anais! >> Anais: And you know what I'm

gonna have now? A nice relaxing bath. With real water!

[ Gasps ] >> Dad: Well, it could have been worse.

>> Mom: Are you kidding me? Look at the bill. How do you set fire to a

swimming pool? >> Dad: [ Laughs ] I know. Pretty good, huh?

That...You're...Always there to keep an eye on them? >> Mom: [ Gasps ]

[ Groans ] [ Tires screech ] >> Anais: [ Grunting ]

Do something! >> Gumball: Get on the bed and stay where you are.

We'll figure out a way to rescue you. don't worry!

I'll smash the door in! Aah! You wouldn't know where the keys

are by any chance, would you? >> Darwin: Somewhere safe. >> Gumball: Oh, what are we

gonna do? >> Darwin: Hmm. [ Water draining ]

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]

[ Air whooshes ] [ Grunting ] Hmm.

[ Gasps ] [ Grunts ] [ Coughs ]

[ Grunts ] [ Coughs ] Hey. How's it going?

>> Anais: I don't know. How do you think it's going? >> Darwin: [ Grunting ]

Mnh-mnh. >> Gumball: Okay, take a deep breath.

[ Both inhale deeply ]

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ] >> Anais: Mnh-mnh-mnh. [ Grunting ]

[ Muffled cheers ] [ Whoosh! ] [ Pop! ]

[ All whimper ] Hmm? [ Water draining ]

Mm! [ Grunts ] [ Water whooshes ]

>> Anais: [ Laughs ] >> All: Whoo! >> Gumball: Good job, everyone!

>> Anais: [ Laughs ] [ All screaming ] >> Gumball: Hey, don't worry!

We can use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to --

[ splat! ] [ Horn honks ] >> Anais: [ Gasps ]

They're back! [ Tires screech ] Oh, no!

>> Dad: See, honey? I told you there was nothing to worry about.

[ Both gasp ]

[ Sea gulls squawking ] >> Gumball: Hi. >> Mom: Thank heavens you're

safe! >> Anais: So you're not angry at us for trashing the house?

>> Mom: Oh, no. Angry doesn't begin to cover it! [ Water dripping ]

>> Dad: How do you burn a TV underwater? >> Mom: Who is responsible for

this?! >> Anais: Um...It's my -- >> gumball: No!

I've got this. >> Anais: No, gumball. It was me that left the faucet

running. >> Gumball: Please, sis, let your brother be...Responsible

for once in his life. [ Sniffs ] >> Anais: Thanks, gumball!

>> Gumball: [ Inhales deeply ] Mom -- it was Darwin.

>> Darwin: What?! It was her that flooded the place!

>> Anais: I thought you were gonna take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly mom's

fault. She was the one who left gumball in charge.

>> Mom: Well, i-it's dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter.

>> Dad: Well...None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you!

>> Mom: Uh, who are you blaming here? >> Dad: The Internet?

>> Mom: Okay. >> Anais: That's good enough. >> Gumball, don't forget to take

that DVD back today or we'll get a fine. >> Can't you do it?

You're the one with the car. >> I wasn't the one who watched alligators on a train 72 times.

>> Ah, but technically, you rented it with your money. >> The money i have to go

and earn to feed you kids. >> The kids you decided to have. >> [ Grunts ]

>> Yep! No problem, mom! I'll take it back. >> Oh, very kind of you, honey.

And don't forget to put on some pants. Bye bye!

>> [ Sighs ] Darwin, have you seen that DVD anywhere, i --

Darwin! What are you doing? >> I'm using the pizza cutter. >> That's not the pizza cutter!

That's a DVD! Gimme that! Man, you really have to be careful with these things.

The slightest scratch and they're ruined forever. >> Uh, gumball...

>> I am fed up with your carelessness, Darwin. This disc utilizes laser

technology. You have to treat it with respect.

>> You're using the wrong side of the scrubby sponge. >> Aah!

[ Motor whirs ] >> No! Nooo! What are we gonna do?

>> Face the consequences of our actions and tell mom? >> don't be silly.

I've got a much better idea. >> There. You can make anything with

cardboard and no one will notice the difference. >> Really?

It looks kind of obvious. >> You say that, but i lost my trousers three weeks ago,

and still no one's noticed. >> Everyone's noticed that walk, though.

>> Really? >> You look like you went to the bathroom in a space suit.

>> [ TV channels flipping ] >> Dude, it's a letter from laser video!

>> Ah, so what. Put it with the others. >> No, this one's red!

It means urgent! >> Red envelope, or red writing? >> Red writing on red envelope.

It's really hard to read, actually. It says we have to pay $25

for the DVD. >> What are we gonna do? >> Face the consequences of our

actions and tell mom? >> No, no. No, no, no. Just give me a little time

to think. >> It took you two days to think of this?

>> Less complaining, more begging. How much have we got anyway?

>> Like, three dollars. >> Great. 22 more, and we can pay for the DVD.

Now pinch me. We get more when it looks like I'm crying.

>> The reason you guys are on the streets is to pay a DVD fine?

>> Yeah, i know. It's crazy, right. People don't understand how hard

our life is. >> Hey! >> [ Growls ]

[ Growls ] [ Growls ] [ Darwin beatboxing ]

¶ [ Beatboxing, growling ] ¶ >> yea! But --

>> that guy stole our cash. >> Well, Darwin, sometimes in life you have to realize that

there are less fortunate people than ourselves. He needs that money more

than we do. >> Whoo-hooo! I won! I spent your money on a scratch

card and now I'm a millionaire! >> That's great! So, can we have our four dollars

back? >> Uh, sorry, guys. I don't have any change.

[ Change jingling ] >> [ Sighs ] >> You have eight new messages.

>> Hi, laser video here -- >> hello, it's laser video, we-- >> you need to bring back --

>> you need -- to bring -- the film --

back to the shop. Ha ha. I knew you were trying to skip my messages.

>> Gumball, i think we need to get a job. >> Hmm.

Can you cook? >> No. >> Can you drive?

>> No. >> Can you speak Chinese? >> [ Speaking Chinese ]

>> Can you provide inspirational leadership to a core team of 30 people covering both

national and international markets? >> No.

>> Wait, how about this one! Looking for a person with no skills or training to serve as a

scientific subject for the cosmetics industry. >> What does that mean?

>> It means they'll put makeup on us and see if it looks nice. >> Kind of like modeling!

>> Yeah. >> I've always thought I'd make a good model.

>> What makes you think that? >> My cheekbones. >> There are bones in there?

[ Squishing ] Oh, there are. >> Are you boys 18?

>> Does it count if I've been both eight and ten? >> I suppose so.

Now step into the makeup booth. >> Please relax. Look into the red dot

and pout. >> [ Grunting ] >> Hey, that's not bad!

Looking good. Aah! What happened to you? >> I think I'm allergic.

How come you look so good? >> I don't know. Maybe it has something to do

with my perfect skin. >> I think I've gotta get this off.

What happened? Why am i looking at the floor? >> Okay, boys.

So how did the tests go? Aaah! >> I can't believe she only gave

us five bucks. It cost more than that to get home on the bus.

[ Grunts ] [ Groaning ] [ Pants ]

Huh? Oh, man! More letters from laser video!

Oh, we are in so much trouble. We have to hide these before mom gets home.

[ Phone rings ] Yes. >> Honey, are you in trouble

because my mother senses are tingling. I can smell trouble.

>> Trouble? No, we're fine. Absolutely fine. No trouble here, bye.

>> Are you lying? >> Ha! Oh, no, of course not.

>> Right. You're lying. I'm coming home now. >> Mom's on her way home. Now.

>> What should we do? Should we tell the truth and face the consequences of

our actions?! >> What is it with you and trying to be honest all

the time? No, we need a copy of alligators on a train.

I know. I'm gonna download it. >> [ Gasp ] Gumball!

You wouldn't steal a car! You wouldn't steal a woman's purse!

You wouldn't steal a cell phone! Piracy is stealing! >> I know.

I'm... I'm so sorry. >> Anyway, i got a better idea. >> Is it stupid, desperate,

and very unlikely to get us out of this mess? >> Yes.

>> Is it humiliating? >> If we get it wrong. >> Are we likely to?

>> Possibly. >> In the time it's taken me to ask you these questions,

could you have just told me? >> Definitely. >> Can we get on with it, then?

>> Yeah, we better. [ Tires squeal ] [ Sniffing ]

>> I knew it. You are in so much trouble! >> We need to get to laser video

before mom kicks our butt! >> What did you do this time? Stop right there!

>> Quick! >> Where do you think you're going?

don't you dare run away from your mother!

>> Whoa! >> Aahh! [ Roars ]

>> Mom? Are you okay? >> [ Muffled ]

>> What was that? >> You're in so much trouble! [ Barking ]

>> Quick! [ Growls ] >> Gumball, we have to help mom!

>> I don't know. I mean, maybe she'll be all right.

>> Gumball, there's a monstrous creature attacking our mother! We need to face the consequences

of our actions and help her out! >> Yes, I'm sorry. You're right. Wait a minute.

Why has it gone quiet?

>> Aaaahhh! Run run! >> Stop right now!

[ Dog whimpers ] >> Stop the letters! Stop the letters!

>> Ah, the wattersons. It's about time you showed up. I assume you have my money?

>> Better than that, Larry. We got the DVD. >> I hope you don't mind

if i make sure it's real. Last time it was a piece of cardboard.

>> Go for it.

>> Darwin: Alligators on a train. >> Oh, no! There's

alligators on this train! [ Grunting ] >> Thank goodness we got all

the alligators off this train. >> Thank you so much for saving us from all the alligators

on this train. [ Smooching ] >> ¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶

¶ alligators off this train ¶ ¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶ ¶ alligators off this train ¶

¶ [ humming ] ¶

¶ alligators on a train ¶ >> this had better be a joke. >> Oh, man, what gave it away?

>> Dude, it's five seconds long and every name in the credits is one of you two.

>> I told you we should have put other people in the credits. >> What? And let them have

all the glory? >> Well, there's no way i can accept this.

You need to give me the real DVD now. >> Both: We can't!

We used it to cut a pizza, and then scratched it with the wrong side of the scrubby

sponge, and then we threw it in the waste disposal! Please don't tell our mom!

>> I already know. >> Aaah! >> How much is the DVD, Larry?

>> $25. >> What?! You made me leave work and chase you through the

neighborhood on a dog for $25?! >> But... But we were scared to tell you.

>> Oh, silly. There's nothing you can do that will ever stop me loving you.

Come here. Now, let me pay for that. See, Darwin, you should always

tell the truth and face the consequences of your actions. Ow!

>> Come on. Let's go home, you little troublemakers.

>> Uh, just a minute. There's also the lateness fee. >> Oh, yes, of course.

How much is it, please? >> Let me see. Three months and three days

late. That will be $700. >> [ Laughs ]

You see boys, sometimes in life you really have to face the consequences of your

actions. And sometimes you just... Run!

>> Hey! >> ¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶ ¶ alligators off this train ¶

¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶ ¶ alligators off this train ¶ ¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶

¶ alligators off this train ¶ ¶ [ Humming ] ¶

¶ alligators on a train ¶