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I want to show in Britain for the first
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time. Treasures of Russia.
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>> Yes.
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It doesn't say whether they've been
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shown in Russia.
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It's
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>> possible. I suppose they could have been
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shown there and no one noticed.
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>> So that's why they've chosen this place
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for it. Peter the Great spent the night
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here.
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>> Doing what?
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>> Sleeping, I suppose.
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>> I didn't know Peter the Great had ever
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been out of Russia.
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>> Neither did I. But he has.
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>> Just in order to stay here. in order to
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see how the other half lived. I imagine.
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>> No wonder they all went communist.
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Silly cow.
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>> Hey Paul, I want an armor.
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>> Well, come over and get it then.
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>> Oh, pat it over, you hairy drag.
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you you
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banana. I'm starving hungry.
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>> You're always hungry, Bridget Rapidity.
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You're a right scouse guts.
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>> Hey, you pass it over and stop messing.
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thing of the past. Now all this what is
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this? It's all been done away with over
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there now.
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>> Yeah, that's what you like, isn't it?
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Eh, mystical junk. Now look, as Mark
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said,
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>> Marks, that car bunkle written old drag.
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>> As Mark said, religion is the opium of
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the people and the people must
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understand. Ow, what did I say?
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I thought you were a Marxist Bridget
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Rapity.
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>> That's right.
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>> Since when? Yesterday you said you were
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a Roman.
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>> That's right.
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>> It can't be.
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>> Oh, why not? I'm a Catholic communist.
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Like,
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>> look out.
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>> Come on, ma'am. Through here, right at
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the far end.
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>> What a you imperial diamond.
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>> [music]
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>> Once they all belong to that man there,
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the Russian emperor.
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>> Oh, that lot. Did they rarely? Mom,
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>> you reckon all property is theft, don't
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you?
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>> Who does?
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>> You do.
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>> All property is theft.
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>> Yeah, it's what you believe in, isn't
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it, Carl Marx?
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>> Oh, that's a lot of old cods. Wallop
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>> here. What you going on about?
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Trust him to pop in. Trust to pop off.
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>> Haha. Funny guy.
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>> That's his flaming name. Popoff. That
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right, Inspector.
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>> Yes. Yes. Prop
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something something. Pop off. Soviet
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security.
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>> All the way from Moscow just to look
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after a few sparklers.
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>> It's waste of public money if you ask
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me.
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>> Yes, sir.
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>> This is no place to hang bag.
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>> Anyway, it's not a hang bag. It's a
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handbag. And what's it got to do with
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you? I am the eye of the Soviet Union
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security.
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Of course you are. I must have been
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blind not to have noticed it straight
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away.
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>> Sorry.
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God bless you, [music] comrade.
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Excuse me.
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>> It's him, mommy. It's him.
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>> No, I emperor.
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Oh, yes.
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>> [music]
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>> Nikolai,
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Nikolai,
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Nikolai,
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Nikolai. I our son,
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you are a worm.
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>> Yes, fathers.
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>> A despicable worm.
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>> Yes, fathers.
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>> It is time to become a real man.
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>> It is. But how?
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>> All property is theft.
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>> Oh,
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it's you who said that.
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>> No, my son. We did not say it. We did
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it.
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But to steal your own property, that is
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the most glorious deed of war. Raise
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your self to glory.
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>> Oh, thank god Lenin is coming round.
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>> Hey, let go me bow. You'll tear it. Your
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boa?
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I thought it was your beard.
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>> Typical capitalist ingratitude, isn't
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it, comrade? You worry about someone
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passing up and they grab your boa.
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>> My apologies.
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>> Not the banana skin.
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I I slipped on it.
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>> Fancy that? People are very careless.
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You could have hurt yourself bad.
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>> I did.
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>> No bones broken, is there?
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Oh, well that's all right then.
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>> It's you, the Scouse Guts.
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>> There's gratitude for you, sister. You
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help someone up to the feet and they
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call you Scouse Scuts.
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>> Is it an insult?
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>> Well, well, it isn't, then it isn't.
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>> I'm sorry. What does it mean Scouse?
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>> The ignorance of some people. It's a
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Liverpool Irish stew. So am I. Uh,
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Liverpool Irish, that is.
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Well, stew. What you cook in a pan?
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>> Huh? What you cook in a pan?
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>> Oh, you must come around one night and
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I'll make some for you.
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>> Hey, you're not listening?
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>> I'm afraid I'm not.
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>> What's on your mind?
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>> Nothing particular. Thank you for
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everything.
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Excuse me.
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Now what on earth can have made him turn
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down my Irish stew?
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>> I shudder to think.
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>> I can't interest you in murder at all.
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>> I'm afraid not.
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>> It's a pity cuz I got a very nice set of
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three volumes here on massacres down the
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ages. Fully illustrated.
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>> No. Thank you.
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>> Whole family is done to death. Political
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feuds, sexual jealousies. It's all good
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stuff. Historical.
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>> No, just theft.
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>> I'll tell you somebody you'd have
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enjoyed meeting. And I ought to know
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after 35 years in the force with an
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unblenmished record and not in a mincer
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used to go for women a lot, especially
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between the age of 45 and 60.
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minced them up and then fed them to his
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pigs. He was a very amiable fellow,
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though, always ready with a joke. I'd no
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sooner clap the handcuffs on him than he
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was riving me. About the number of years
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me and my misses have been having our
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bacon off him, which is more than can be
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said for the Tottenham roaster. I could
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tell you a thing or two about him.
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Foul mouth that one was.
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One weekend all up in smoke at one go.
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Dad, mom, grandma, and a friend from
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Basin Stoke. What you might call a real
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Sunday roast.
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Or perhaps you don't.
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No, you don't.
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Okay,
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>> that's right. You got the whole gamut
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there. Everything you want. Petty last
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breaking and entering. Robbery with
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violence,
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theft by day, theft by night, robbery
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with menaces, stories of the great
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pickpockets and burglars.
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And one of the greatest
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was Jack Smith the Blizzard.
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I'm trouble.
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>> Nikolai,
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our son. You are still a work.
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>> It's not good. I can't do it. I can't.
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You can, but not alone. And an a
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thieves.
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Experienced thieves.
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Use them. Nikolai.
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But I remember our fathers who were
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never crowned Nikolai.
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Sergeants, peasants, monks. How did they
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win our mother's favors? I [music] don't
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know. How? Because God in his infinite
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mercy had given them a precious gift
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and they knew how to use it. It is a
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family gift. Nikolai, listen great
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grandpa. That gift so very well, but you
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can't steal jewels with it.
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>> Use your imagination.
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>> Imagination. My foot.
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I want to return this.
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>> I thought you'd tire of them, sir.
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Thefts all very well, but it's honestly
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not a subject I'd ever recommend.
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Murders, where the real meat is, in my
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opinion.
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You wouldn't care to experiment with a
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genuine thing
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>> at all, would you?
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>> No. Thank you.
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Not that I want to influence you in any
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way. It's entirely up to the customer.
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I never try to influence customer's
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choice.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Don't hesitate to call again if you
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change your mind at all. I doubt it.
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>> Victoria Ponson Bay. Three years in a
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finishing school in Geneva and 9 months
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in prison in Hollow. Quite a girl. You
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wouldn't be interested in girls with
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criminal records of any chance. Let's
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say I'm interested in girls.
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>> That post was my downfall. Celebrities
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are terrible handicap.
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>> Please don't take any chances.
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>> Oh, it'll be all right. Officially, I'm
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completely reformed. But now and then I
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take a little exercise just to keep in
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trim.
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Like Wimbledon veterans playing in
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godforsaken country tournaments. Look
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how it's done.
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>> It was perfect.
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>> Thank you. Oh, it's nothing much really.
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Things happen to vanish. No one knows
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where or how.
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>> How on earth did you work it out?
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>> Elementary, my dear. There are certain
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regions of the female anatomy which I
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make a point of observing most
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carefully.
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Remember the family gift, Nikolai.
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I want you to do something for me.
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>> Really?
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But Nikki, there's nothing there now. As
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I said, there are certain regions.
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You [music] don't mind, do you?
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>> Here, I certainly do.
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>> Would you prefer a bachelor flat in
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Hamstead? Hot and cold water. All
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conveniences.
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>> Only if you have colored bed sheets.
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This friend of yours, [music] is she
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really that good at it?
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Why not put her to the test? I don't
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mind
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if you can get into her hotel.
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>> [music]
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>> Can I speak to Miss Fettyman, please?
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>> One moment, please.
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>> Hello,
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>> Miss Fatty Man. Come back to your hotel.
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Your dog is in danger. Hurry.
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Emergency. Could you serve it, please?
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>> The fire brigade.
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[music]
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Stand
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back there, please.
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Chang, don't move, baby.
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>> Undo me.
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>> Certainly, Miss Fred.
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Can't get it now. Stand stand well back
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there, please. So, keep back there.
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Thank you, sir.
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Quiet, Chang. Quiet.
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Mommy's coming up.
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>> Keep back now, please. Everybody, keep
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back.
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>> [cheering]
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>> Thank you.
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>> Please.
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I just can't get over it.
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How'd you kiss my specialty?
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>> My sixth
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sexy sixth sense.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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>> Vicki, my darling. Hello. What are you
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doing here?
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>> You're blooming.
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>> Oh, it's him.
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Wait a minute. Your six sense is called
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Victoria. Ain't that
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>> What exactly did you tell him about me,
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Victoria?
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>> The truth.
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>> That you're the greatest cat burglar in
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the world. Oh,
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but what's that got to do with him? He's
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after a handful of diamonds.
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>> Not we all.
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>> Why?
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>> Well, I'll send you back to China.
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>> Honestly, darling, loads of diamonds.
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And they all belong to him in a funny
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sort of way.
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>> Uh, come again.
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>> Well, if things hadn't gone wrong, he'd
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have been Zar of Russia or something.
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>> Him? You've got to be kidding.
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>> Then, let's say I like diamonds for
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breakfast and leave it at that.
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I found Jean. Uh, who's Jean? Jean
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Silkfingers from Saigon. Met her in Hol.
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Awful nice person.
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[music]
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[music]
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>> [music]
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[music]
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>> Heat. Heat.
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Heat.
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[music]
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[music]
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Heat.
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[music]
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Heat. Heat. [music]
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[music]
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>> [music]
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[music]
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[music]
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>> little Johnny. Oh, look at that. You're
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all going in there. You
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>> I'm sorry for that tick tock. You will
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be sorry by the time I'm through with
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you.
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>> Wait a moment.
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>> 3 years ago you insulted my baby sister
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in Honolulu.
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>> I've never been to Honolulu.
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>> Well, nor have I. So what?
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>> Thank you. It's on the night's work.
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>> Eighth then?
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>> Ninth. Black girdle.
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>> I don't believe it.
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>> Care to check?
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[music]
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[music]
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Oh, you're marvelous.
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[bell]
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>> Oh no.
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>> Oh yes.
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>> You haven't seen my cross scissors ride
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with reverse arm lock.
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Let's go. [screaming]
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Oh, yes.
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>> You're marvelous.
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>> [bell]
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>> Not again.
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>> Never leave for tomorrow. What you can
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do today?
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>> It's a very long day.
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>> You're marvelous.
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[bell]
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>> [music]
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>> Good morning.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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>> I'm Marie. I'm Louise. And I'm
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Antoanette.
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>> And who are you?
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>> [music]
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>> What did I tell you? The family gift.
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You do what they want and they'll do
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what you want. Tit for tat.
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>> Isn't this nice? Home sweet home for the
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next week or two at quarters of the
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great diamonds robbery. Chararma.
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>> Sure it's charmant. But what are we
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supposed to do? Dig a tunnel with our
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bare hands through to the castle or take
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it by storm or
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>> Never mind. Nikki will have a plan,
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won't you, dear?
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>> His aunt will help us out.
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>> What about this one, Nikki?
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Harage likes it very much.
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>> Liked it, [music] auntie.
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>> Harage was shot in 1917.
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>> Thank you, my
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look at them, my boy. The whole court's
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mad about them.
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>> What's mad, auntie? [clears throat]
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In 1917, the bull, of course, 1917,
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the sailors shoot at the Winter Palace.
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And I think, what funny fireworks? I
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always look on the bright side of
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things. And we'll have fun visiting the
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Duke, won't we, my boy?
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[music]
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Heat.
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[music]
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[music]
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Heat.
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[music]
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Walk
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[clears throat]
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his grace. The Duke of Windermir will
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see you now.
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How very nice to see you after all these
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years.
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>> Hey, who's that man with a gift of the
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gapser?
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Oh yes, some foreign VIP
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connections with royalty here one time
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on you.
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It doesn't look like any of ours.
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>> Orphans, hundreds, thousands, all
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Russians, all orphans. You must help
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them.
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>> Yes, I see your point. And a fashion
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show alongside the exhibition would
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probably do the trick.
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>> We'll present only dresses made at least
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50 years ago.
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>> The latest fashion splendid.
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>> We must ask public advantage. He adors
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fashion models.
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>> 1917 auntie shot once and forever.
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>> Fashion models.
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>> The whip, my man. 200 lashes for
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shooting dear Public Advantage.
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>> In 1917,
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I wasn't even born yet.
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>> Then only 100.
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And the girls who wear the imperial
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jewels?
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>> Oh, no. It's not permitted any
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unauthorized bodies to wear the jewels.
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No.
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>> Oh, such a pity.
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They've worked so hard.
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Look,
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>> Ronnie
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>> 36 22 34
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>> Victoria
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>> 34 22 34
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>> Mari and Twinette
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and Louise
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>> 34 22 34
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>> and of course there's me Jean
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>> 81 52 81
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>> huh cm
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but why Do the girls have to wear our
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diamonds?
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>> Our diamonds? You mean?
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>> Well, on behalf of the present owners of
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your diamonds
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>> and on behalf of the past owners of your
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diamonds, I beg you, think of the
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orphans
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>> and girls.
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>> Hundreds of orphans. Thousands. All
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Russians. All our sons.
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>> We are all Russians. Yes, we are all
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Russians.
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>> We know they're Russians. I'm not
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disputing. They're Russians.
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>> So, they're reds.
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>> They don't have to be reds.
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>> Of course they do. There's nothing else
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they can be. [sighs and gasps]
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>> What about those white Russians?
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>> Well, what about them?
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>> And what about you two keeping your eye
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on the job?
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It is a great help for us to see the
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diamonds close at end. It is very kind
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of you.
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[music]
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>> [music]
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[music]
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[music]
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>> Oh,
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Beautiful.
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[music]
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Hello. Hello.
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One moment longer with my past. Please
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move.
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>> Uhhuh.
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Sorry, I'm awfully sorry. Thought I saw
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>> professional deformationation, my dear
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fellow. Suspicions becoming your second
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nature.
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Not always sorry,
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when I came in, I could have sworn
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sorry
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>> like my little petti cell. I hope you
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did not build it to house visiting
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Russians.
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00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:03,200
>> Oh, good lord. Now, [laughter]
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>> very good job.
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>> Have you seen only one
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>> amusing story actually up in my club
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during the war sat next to a director of
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the Bank of England. I can't remember
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his name. What a nice jab. Well, he was
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worried about what to do with all the
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banks gold, you see. So, I said, "Why
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not here?" But he agreed and set his
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boys working right away.
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>> A fine job they made of it if I may say
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so sir in this room here is quite
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imporable.
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>> Peggable impregnable.
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>> Thank you. It's
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>> impregnable. In fact, this lock over
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here would defeat even the raffy touch.
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>> Rafity. Yes.
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>> I can't recollect the fellow. Was he
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with the Bank of England? He was against
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the Bank of England. Biggest safe
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breaker the Yards ever known.
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Hello.
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>> I like abstract art.
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>> Art or artist?
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>> Both.
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>> But you are not, Miss
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>> Bridget Raperty. Yes, I am. No feelings,
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is there? Ah, whit me if you like and
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let's be friends.
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>> Why should I?
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>> Well, stands to reason, don't it? I
562
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,320
mean, you slept on my nana skin.
563
00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:32,519
[laughter]
564
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,519
>> No permanent damage.
565
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:39,679
Interesting, Miss Rafati. Interesting.
566
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,440
I like abstract
567
00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:46,200
abstract art. What is this?
568
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:46,200
>> Oh, that's the unknown worker. I'm
569
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:51,840
>> think you're messing up.
570
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:53,440
You come in here, interrupt me work, and
571
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,880
think you can go the old way just cuz
572
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,080
you're a good-looking fella.
573
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:59,200
>> Me never.
574
00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:03,080
>> And the worst of it is.
575
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,080
>> You're absolutely right.
576
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:13,399
Come on,
577
00:34:09,919 --> 00:34:13,399
shut the door.
578
00:34:15,839 --> 00:34:21,119
Hello.
579
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,200
Who's the beatnik?
580
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:24,560
>> What's her security rating? I bet you
581
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,480
never even checked.
582
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,159
>> Stop.
583
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,119
>> Stop.
584
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:36,000
>> You remember the late Patty Rafati? A
585
00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:38,879
>> legend. He was my dad. Poor dad. He
586
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,119
brought me up all on his own. Like my
587
00:34:38,879 --> 00:34:42,800
milk bottle was a blow lamp. Our
588
00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:44,320
Christmas crackers were made of gel
589
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,839
night.
590
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:49,919
And when I grow up and they gave me the
591
00:34:45,839 --> 00:34:54,059
key to our house, it was a Jimmy.
592
00:34:49,919 --> 00:34:54,714
You couldn't have had a better dad.
593
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,520
[laughter]
594
00:34:54,714 --> 00:34:57,520
[gasps]
595
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,599
>> A fantastic dad.
596
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,640
>> More the father, Nikki. But leave the
597
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,880
orphan alone.
598
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,800
>> Yes. If we're to succeed, we must keep
599
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,520
our minds on one thing and one thing
600
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:11,560
only. The diamonds.
601
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,560
>> Yes. The job.
602
00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:15,079
Wow.
603
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:23,850
>> [music]
604
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:32,119
>> Wow.
605
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:32,119
Wow.
606
00:36:48,685 --> 00:36:50,705
>> [music]
607
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:54,119
>> Well,
608
00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,565
[music]
609
00:36:59,839 --> 00:37:02,839
no.
610
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:10,000
Put him down.
611
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:11,760
>> What happened? Help. Help. Help.
612
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,040
Help. Victoria,
613
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,640
>> you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
614
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,000
>> What do you expect from a healthy
615
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,560
all-American girl?
616
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,880
>> Well,
617
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,880
>> don't be revolting.
618
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:28,800
My aunts.
619
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:32,000
My great great aunts.
620
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:34,880
In the year of our lord 1794 in the
621
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:38,480
kioth monastery of St. Sophia virgin and
622
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:42,079
martr the seven grand duchesses Katarina
623
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:45,520
Palina Ephrosina Nicolina Antonina
624
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:49,040
Menolina and Tangerina unmarried but not
625
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:51,599
unsoiled took holy vows by order of the
626
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:54,560
sar and said goodbye to the worldly
627
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:56,079
pleasures that they had loved so much. I
628
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,880
solemnly swear
629
00:37:56,079 --> 00:38:01,440
>> that I shall not molest
630
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,200
>> or in any way provoke
631
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,119
>> Nikki who loves us all
632
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,760
>> like a big brother.
633
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:10,880
>> I solemnly swear
634
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:15,201
>> not to break this vow of chastity.
635
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,201
>> And that's that. [music]
636
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:38,200
Can I come in?
637
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,200
>> It's all right now.
638
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,280
>> Bridget, remember your march.
639
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,280
>> Oh, but it's bad for me. It's making me
640
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,079
lose me touch. I can't handle a drill
641
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,960
anymore.
642
00:38:46,079 --> 00:38:48,800
>> Of course you can.
643
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,359
>> Oh, no. Honest to God. And Lennon, I
644
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,359
can't. All the time I make mistakes and
645
00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:54,560
anyway you know what Mark said for each
646
00:38:53,359 --> 00:38:56,320
according to his needs.
647
00:38:54,560 --> 00:39:00,920
>> I don't need nothing.
648
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,920
>> Well from each according to his ability
649
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,839
>> remember what I told you.
650
00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:13,520
>> Seconds can be of vital importance.
651
00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:14,320
>> Right. Check your watches.
652
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,960
>> 10 to 9.
653
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,760
>> 52.
654
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,880
>> 5.
655
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,160
>> 9 past.
656
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:22,079
>> My watch is stopped. Never mind. You've
657
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:26,839
all got ears, haven't you? When the
658
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:26,839
church clock chimes 10, we strike
659
00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:47,079
time.
660
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:55,720
Oh, Chinese all the same.
661
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:11,040
>> Could you tell me the time, please?
662
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:15,320
>> No. No. When you want,
663
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:15,320
>> of course. I don't feel well.
664
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,320
Excuse me.
665
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:54,000
That's not a bad idea either. I think
666
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:55,680
I'll take a leaf out of his book myself.
667
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,480
>> Uh, you'll be all right for a couple of
668
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,200
minutes, sir.
669
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,960
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll hold the fort. [snorts]
670
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:04,160
Have a cup of tea at the same time.
671
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:08,123
Relieve me when you come back.
672
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,123
>> Relieve myself first. [laughter]
673
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:05,240
Do
674
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,240
the
675
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,440
Oh,
676
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:21,800
>> hello there. We come in. Would you be so
677
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,800
smart?
678
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:26,599
>> Bless you.
679
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,599
>> Thank you.
680
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,960
May I [music] come in?
681
00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:48,480
>> Well, um, it's strictly not, uh,
682
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,960
not meant. It's I mean, it's supposed to
683
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,280
be no unauthorized entry.
684
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,200
What, um,
685
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,560
what exactly?
686
00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:01,359
It's my zip.
687
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:04,319
>> I I guess it's jammed.
688
00:44:01,359 --> 00:44:07,760
>> You wanted me to to fix it?
689
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:08,480
>> Yes, please. If you could possibly
690
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,119
manage it.
691
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,520
>> Yes, of course.
692
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:15,920
>> How how exactly do you uh
693
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,160
>> just grab hold and pull?
694
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,160
>> Yes, of course.
695
00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:23,315
>> [music]
696
00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:33,880
>> That's great. Oh,
697
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:33,880
there's another one. Could you close
698
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,359
who made these? Must have made a
699
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,319
fortune.
700
00:44:59,359 --> 00:45:05,000
Oh, okay.
701
00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:05,000
>> Thank you. Thank you very much.
702
00:45:10,421 --> 00:45:12,441
[music]
703
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,839
You'd be more comfortable over there.
704
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,839
>> Why? All
705
00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:57,079
right.
706
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,280
Everything's okay.
707
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:27,160
What are you doing here? My duty.
708
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,160
>> Go and do it somewhere else.
709
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:34,599
>> Why?
710
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,599
>> Because I said so. Go
711
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:42,800
>> now. The days when imperialist
712
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:46,480
exploiters like you could intimidate
713
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:50,040
honest workers like me are over. I will
714
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,040
not go.
715
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:59,480
Go. No. Go.
716
00:46:55,599 --> 00:46:59,480
No. No. No.
717
00:46:59,807 --> 00:47:01,827
[screaming]
718
00:47:02,079 --> 00:47:05,079
Let's
719
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,119
do this.
720
00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:26,062
[whistles]
721
00:47:39,839 --> 00:47:42,839
Hey,
722
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,880
got a hold of a right pon. See
723
00:48:01,359 --> 00:48:04,720
>> part of it though, isn't it?
724
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,359
>> Well, what is
725
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,480
>> in his sort of line con about and all
726
00:48:07,359 --> 00:48:10,240
that?
727
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,319
>> Yes, I suppose it is.
728
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:16,240
>> The great
729
00:48:12,319 --> 00:48:20,119
generous Russian soul. It is there.
730
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:20,119
>> I can feel it.
731
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:25,000
>> Come in.
732
00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:34,079
>> Nobody there.
733
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:38,800
My by the way, what is it? You are a
734
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:41,280
first name, Ivan Petrovich, but my true
735
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:44,920
friends call me Vana.
736
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,920
>> Uncle Vana?
737
00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:49,599
>> The music, your highness. We ought to
738
00:48:47,839 --> 00:48:53,960
test the sound.
739
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:53,960
>> Of course. Excuse me.
740
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,933
Folk music. Progressive.
741
00:49:04,913 --> 00:49:06,933
[music]
742
00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,139
[music]
743
00:49:29,149 --> 00:49:31,169
>> [music]
744
00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:36,409
[music]
745
00:49:40,939 --> 00:49:45,800
[music]
746
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,800
>> Heat. Heat.
747
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:49,509
Heat. [music]
748
00:49:56,659 --> 00:49:58,679
[music]
749
00:50:04,519 --> 00:50:06,539
[music]
750
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,839
Heat.
751
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,119
They're a faint body of
752
00:50:31,374 --> 00:50:33,394
>> [music]
753
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:44,530
>> Dark
754
00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:44,530
[music]
755
00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:52,390
[music]
756
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,359
heat.
757
00:50:55,359 --> 00:50:58,359
Heat.
758
00:51:01,505 --> 00:51:03,525
[music]
759
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,420
Heat. [music]
760
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,760
>> [music]
761
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,960
>> Heat. Heat.
762
00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,790
>> [music]
763
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,480
>> Heat. Heat.
764
00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:53,960
[music]
765
00:51:57,835 --> 00:51:59,855
>> [music]
766
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:41,520
>> May I come in? Oh, hello.
767
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:43,839
>> Hello, love. Come in.
768
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:47,200
What can we do for you?
769
00:52:43,839 --> 00:52:49,581
>> I'm terribly sorry. I mean, uh I I know
770
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,839
I shouldn't have come in here. I realize
771
00:52:49,581 --> 00:52:56,240
[music] that it says no unauthorized
772
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:58,480
entry on the door, but I thought perhaps
773
00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:02,681
>> Don't bother, love. It was just put up
774
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:04,701
there to keep out the undesirable.
775
00:53:02,681 --> 00:53:04,701
[music]
776
00:53:16,436 --> 00:53:18,456
[panting]
777
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,880
Well, [clears throat] I'm off. Must have
778
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,720
break the law, you know.
779
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,559
>> Never mind the law.
780
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:35,800
>> That's what I do. I always have and I
781
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:35,800
always shall.
782
00:53:46,567 --> 00:53:48,587
>> [music]
783
00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:59,722
[music]
784
00:54:03,597 --> 00:54:06,760
[music]
785
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,760
>> Heat. Heat.
786
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,132
Heat.
787
00:54:12,112 --> 00:54:14,132
[music]
788
00:54:17,352 --> 00:54:19,372
[music]
789
00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,852
[music]
790
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,920
Heat.
791
00:54:33,727 --> 00:54:35,747
[music]
792
00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:48,880
That's it, Nikolai.
793
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:51,520
Pour in the loot.
794
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:56,119
>> Drop the jewel boxes
795
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:56,119
and the diamonds are yours.
796
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,520
>> Murder.
797
00:54:59,599 --> 00:55:04,800
The false bottom should stay down to
798
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:06,079
hide the stuff, and it doesn't.
799
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,559
All because of you.
800
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:11,440
>> Because of me. Don't be silly.
801
00:55:08,559 --> 00:55:13,440
>> Oh, it's all wrong. As though I've never
802
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,079
used a brush in my whole life. Can't you
803
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,880
see?
804
00:55:14,079 --> 00:55:19,839
>> Of course I can. But I don't understand.
805
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:21,680
>> Look, I've twisted my little finger. And
806
00:55:19,839 --> 00:55:22,480
all because my mind keeps straying to
807
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,400
other things.
808
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:27,960
>> Well, it's not my fault, is it?
809
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,960
>> Tis tizz.
810
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,480
>> Ah, you look worried, Nick. You look all
811
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:34,160
nerves.
812
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,559
You need to relax. if that's what you
813
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:39,800
want. And don't say no because I know
814
00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:39,800
it's yes.
815
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,000
>> Oh, look what I've done. I'm real sorry.
816
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,920
>> Oh,
817
00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:58,160
it is hardly possible to overrate the
818
00:55:56,079 --> 00:55:59,920
importance of a sound policy of full
819
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,799
capital investment.
820
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:04,880
>> That's where I went wrong.
821
00:56:02,799 --> 00:56:06,799
All too often, a venture which at the
822
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,000
outset seemed full of promise founders
823
00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:09,839
at a later stage
824
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,440
>> because too much available capital
825
00:56:09,839 --> 00:56:13,440
instead of being distributed throughout
826
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,839
the enterprise as a whole has been
827
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,400
directed exclusively towards one section
828
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:20,480
of it.
829
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:24,079
>> The Financial Times is always right.
830
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:25,839
>> Oh, it's a capitalist ragnick. Besides,
831
00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:28,160
you haven't got the capital to go round.
832
00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:31,629
You'll get yourself devalued.
833
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,649
>> Right de for great sacrifices.
834
00:56:31,629 --> 00:56:33,649
>> [bell]
835
00:56:36,869 --> 00:56:38,889
[bell]
836
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,599
>> Mickey
837
00:56:42,319 --> 00:56:49,799
>> Mickey
838
00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:49,799
>> Nick Mickey All right. Nick Mickey Nick
839
00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:54,200
and Nick.
840
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,799
Hey. Hey.
841
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:28,520
This floor is too slippery.
842
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,920
I'll see to it, my lord.
843
00:57:33,199 --> 00:57:35,219
[music]
844
00:57:39,749 --> 00:57:41,769
[music]
845
00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:50,285
>> [music]
846
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:07,079
>> satisfied my lord.
847
00:58:14,319 --> 00:58:21,599
I think this is Dunkirk Waterloo.
848
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,440
>> But I like carpets at home.
849
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:25,280
>> At home, you had Persian carpets all
850
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:27,200
over the cellar floor, I suppose.
851
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:30,000
>> Oh, you're as soft as a brush. I told
852
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:31,760
you you'd get devalued. We might as well
853
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,599
chuck the whole thing and just get the
854
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:36,000
hell out of here.
855
00:58:33,599 --> 00:58:39,200
>> Go to your room and let's sort this mess
856
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,200
out on our own.
857
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:51,119
The mastermind isn't even able to string
858
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,760
two words together.
859
00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:57,920
>> Has she ever been?
860
00:58:53,760 --> 00:59:01,599
>> Char as me. M dumb. Why should I
861
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:05,240
explain? Don't want to. Emperors don't
862
00:59:01,599 --> 00:59:05,240
talk to [ __ ]
863
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:15,359
But then I like [ __ ] You understand
864
00:59:11,599 --> 00:59:18,079
me? Come on,
865
00:59:15,359 --> 00:59:22,440
have a drink.
866
00:59:18,079 --> 00:59:22,440
Get me a towel, will you?
867
00:59:29,839 --> 00:59:33,079
>> Thank you.
868
00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:40,271
>> [bell]
869
00:59:36,799 --> 00:59:42,291
>> Do that again.
870
00:59:40,271 --> 00:59:42,291
[music]
871
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:50,000
[music]
872
00:59:47,359 --> 00:59:54,440
>> That's it,
873
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,440
dog. I salute you.
874
00:59:58,611 --> 01:00:00,631
[applause]
875
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,040
Oh,
876
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:14,280
you wouldn't know where to start.
877
01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:14,280
>> Isn't it time you were on duty?
878
01:00:18,799 --> 01:00:24,280
>> I bet he's got it all organized.
879
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,280
>> Yeah.
880
01:00:24,559 --> 01:00:31,319
>> Relax, papa. Feds don't fly.
881
01:00:28,319 --> 01:00:31,319
Our
882
01:00:37,911 --> 01:00:39,932
[music]
883
01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:47,792
[music]
884
01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:56,240
past. Mashka. Our beautiful past. Our
885
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:58,927
future. Anastasia Petrona. Our beautiful
886
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,927
future. [music]
887
01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:08,752
>> [applause]
888
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:20,000
>> And now the moment you have all been
889
01:01:16,079 --> 01:01:23,720
waiting for. Our display of the Russian
890
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,720
imperial diamonds.
891
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:31,599
Victoria, model 10.
892
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,160
My great great grandmother's brooch,
893
01:01:31,599 --> 01:01:35,599
please.
894
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:39,040
>> You mean Katarina Alexandro's brooch?
895
01:01:35,599 --> 01:01:43,880
>> Sure. Granny Kate's junk.
896
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:43,880
>> Well, here we go.
897
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:02,119
Sorry.
898
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,280
Terribly sorry.
899
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,520
Girls, model 10 motion 7.
900
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,200
Oh.
901
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:05,343
Oh.
902
01:03:03,323 --> 01:03:05,343
>> [applause]
903
01:03:10,528 --> 01:03:12,548
[music]
904
01:03:18,388 --> 01:03:20,408
[music]
905
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:37,079
>> Model 12 motion. Hey
906
01:04:00,964 --> 01:04:02,984
>> [applause]
907
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:12,039
>> That was quick
908
01:04:06,319 --> 01:04:12,039
knit. Sergeant, just keep watching.
909
01:04:12,319 --> 01:04:17,359
Next, we have Jean, who will model the
910
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:19,599
800 karat imperial bracelet set with
911
01:04:17,359 --> 01:04:23,440
rubies and diamonds, and she will be
912
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:25,199
wearing a ball gown of 194 of gold lace
913
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:27,219
over gold tissue.
914
01:04:25,199 --> 01:04:27,219
>> [applause]
915
01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:54,729
[music]
916
01:04:55,680 --> 01:05:01,279
>> Heat. Hey, heat. Hey, heat.
917
01:04:59,259 --> 01:05:01,279
[music]
918
01:05:08,430 --> 01:05:10,450
>> [music]
919
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:20,200
>> The last three jewels, please.
920
01:05:31,355 --> 01:05:33,375
>> [applause]
921
01:05:34,799 --> 01:05:39,280
>> And now the imperial tiara necklace and
922
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,400
ring.
923
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:45,119
>> Quick, quick.
924
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:49,000
>> Give it back. Another girl can wear it.
925
01:05:45,119 --> 01:05:49,000
>> Impossible. No changes.
926
01:05:49,359 --> 01:05:53,799
>> You see, there's nothing to it.
927
01:06:10,655 --> 01:06:15,640
>> [laughter]
928
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:15,640
>> Make a joke.
929
01:06:15,895 --> 01:06:17,915
[laughter]
930
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:26,240
It's nearly over. Thank God, as the
931
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:29,240
peasants used to say before the
932
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,240
revolution.
933
01:06:37,511 --> 01:06:39,531
[music]
934
01:06:44,061 --> 01:06:46,081
[music]
935
01:06:49,301 --> 01:06:51,321
>> [music]
936
01:06:55,196 --> 01:06:57,216
[music]
937
01:06:58,319 --> 01:07:03,111
>> Heat. Heat.
938
01:07:01,091 --> 01:07:03,111
[music]
939
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,440
Doom.
940
01:07:27,946 --> 01:07:29,966
[music]
941
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:36,280
Public vanish wouldn't know which one to
942
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:36,280
choose.
943
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:41,701
We wouldn't choose
944
01:07:39,736 --> 01:07:43,721
[music]
945
01:07:41,701 --> 01:07:43,721
[applause]
946
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,520
Heat.
947
01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:22,367
[music]
948
01:08:25,587 --> 01:08:27,607
[music]
949
01:08:27,839 --> 01:08:32,192
Hey, heat. Hey, heat.
950
01:08:30,172 --> 01:08:32,192
>> [music]
951
01:08:41,679 --> 01:08:44,799
>> Oh, isn't that pretty?
952
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:47,040
>> Yes.
953
01:08:44,799 --> 01:08:51,359
>> What is it?
954
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:55,040
>> Um, it's the code of arms of Nogoro.
955
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:56,560
>> Ah, how do you spell it? Um,
956
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:59,560
N
957
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,560
I
958
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,640
G.
959
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:16,560
>> No, Nish. N I J N.
960
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:19,560
This must be yours.
961
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:19,560
Yes.
962
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:28,520
What are they? Oh, war medals.
963
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:35,199
>> You never told us you were a war hero.
964
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:39,440
>> What are they?
965
01:09:35,199 --> 01:09:43,440
>> Well, s of fling ground marshes bloody
966
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:46,440
battle. H and and this one
967
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,440
>> Bones
968
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:50,159
Stallingra
969
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:53,839
Bulgar
970
01:09:50,159 --> 01:09:55,440
turning point of the war very cold
971
01:09:53,839 --> 01:09:57,840
winter
972
01:09:55,440 --> 01:10:02,528
and
973
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:04,548
Berlin the final victory. Yesh
974
01:10:02,528 --> 01:10:04,548
[applause]
975
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:11,400
success. Yeah. Please clear.
976
01:10:15,199 --> 01:10:19,199
>> Gone off very well, sir.
977
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,120
>> Not bad. Not bad at all.
978
01:10:19,199 --> 01:10:24,679
Keep your fingers crossed. You're all
979
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,679
warm and dry.
980
01:10:24,798 --> 01:10:26,818
[applause]
981
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:34,080
Don't be afraid. I'm not going to make a
982
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,679
speech.
983
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:39,520
I only want to tell you that we are
984
01:10:35,679 --> 01:10:41,520
happy to have with us Miss Daisy Wilson,
985
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:44,159
the daughter of the managing director of
986
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:47,069
Blossom Brewery, who has contributed so
987
01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:49,089
generously to our charity.
988
01:10:47,069 --> 01:10:49,089
[applause]
989
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:54,480
Miss Wilson will round off the
990
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:58,204
proceedings by modeling for you the
991
01:10:54,480 --> 01:11:00,224
whole collection of wonderful Joels.
992
01:10:58,204 --> 01:11:00,224
[applause]
993
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:05,640
Speak girls. Speak.
994
01:11:13,679 --> 01:11:18,320
>> How kind of you, Miss Wilson.
995
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,480
>> Call me Daisy.
996
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:22,080
>> Oh, Daisy.
997
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:24,080
>> They're going on.
998
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:26,000
>> Will you excuse me? I must keep an eye
999
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:28,320
on my jewels.
1000
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:32,280
>> Your jewels?
1001
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:32,280
My girls, of course.
1002
01:11:34,884 --> 01:11:36,904
>> [music]
1003
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:49,239
>> Well, what about the diamonds then?
1004
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,239
>> Of course.
1005
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:05,014
Oh,
1006
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:07,034
try the others.
1007
01:12:05,014 --> 01:12:07,034
[music]
1008
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,860
Oh.
1009
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,860
[laughter]
1010
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,520
Hey,
1011
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,580
[laughter]
1012
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:44,159
I don't believe it. It's impossible.
1013
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,520
Hasn't happened.
1014
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:51,000
No, not hasn't happened.
1015
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,000
Can't [laughter] to happen.
1016
01:12:56,105 --> 01:12:58,125
[music]
1017
01:13:04,239 --> 01:13:11,400
Stop him. Stop him. Stop him. Stop him.
1018
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:19,080
Stop him. Stop him. Heat.
1019
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,980
[music]
1020
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,841
Heat. [screaming]
1021
01:13:34,095 --> 01:13:36,115
[music]
1022
01:13:42,611 --> 01:13:44,631
>> [music]
1023
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,440
>> But there's nothing
1024
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:02,280
I have to know.
1025
01:14:06,159 --> 01:14:09,320
Tell me
1026
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:20,520
tonight.
1027
01:14:30,426 --> 01:14:32,446
>> [music]
1028
01:14:37,631 --> 01:14:39,651
[music]
1029
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:48,679
>> Come on.
1030
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:58,640
>> Get up, sir. Come on. Come on. Now run.
1031
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,840
Round up some police women. Get them up
1032
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:02,960
here.
1033
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:03,920
>> No, no, not women. Police women. That's
1034
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:04,400
it.
1035
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,080
>> No.
1036
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,120
>> Think I lie down? Things being the way
1037
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:10,719
they are?
1038
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:13,520
>> No, no, no, no. Police women comfortable
1039
01:15:10,719 --> 01:15:18,760
and the officer sex. I usually make the
1040
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:18,760
rule of those awful emergencies and
1041
01:15:19,199 --> 01:15:28,679
slept through two world wars
1042
01:15:23,199 --> 01:15:28,679
and felt all the better for it.
1043
01:15:28,722 --> 01:15:30,742
[music]
1044
01:15:43,132 --> 01:15:45,152
>> [music]
1045
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:59,000
>> I will I will
1046
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:59,000
do I will I will put away
1047
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:11,800
this man. It does not or it doesn't
1048
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:11,800
stand right
1049
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:17,600
be your pardon.
1050
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:21,920
>> Why? Why you
1051
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:23,120
listen to him to Scottish to tell them I
1052
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:28,600
am detailed?
1053
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:28,600
>> I have kids. I have everything.
1054
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:39,080
You see, they play games with dogs, with
1055
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:39,080
withas. Everybody have a game.
1056
01:16:46,012 --> 01:16:48,032
[music]
1057
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:05,679
Lad, ladies and gentlemen, please. I am
1058
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:08,400
a policeman and I'm afraid I will have
1059
01:17:05,679 --> 01:17:10,880
to ask you all to submit to a search.
1060
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,719
>> Just a minute.
1061
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:14,239
>> Nobody's going to search me.
1062
01:17:12,719 --> 01:17:17,040
>> Look here, officer. You can't do that to
1063
01:17:14,239 --> 01:17:18,080
my daughter. I'm Wilson. Wilson of
1064
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,560
Blossom Beer.
1065
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,640
>> Sorry.
1066
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:23,360
>> I warn you, officer. The prime minister
1067
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:25,360
told me fairly and if I feel like it,
1068
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:26,239
I'll strike myself and Mrs. Blossom.
1069
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:30,080
>> Wilson.
1070
01:17:26,239 --> 01:17:32,960
>> And Miss Blossom Wilson. Oh,
1071
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:36,400
>> come on. Come on. Get this door closed.
1072
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:37,360
Keep back. Keep back, sir.
1073
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:40,400
>> And you, madam.
1074
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:41,679
>> Uh, can't I go out then? I mean, I was
1075
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:44,080
sitting there all the time.
1076
01:17:41,679 --> 01:17:46,320
>> Well, I don't need to go in or out. Hey,
1077
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:49,320
there it is.
1078
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,320
>> Okay.
1079
01:17:56,754 --> 01:17:58,774
[music]
1080
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:28,199
There you are. Now the real fun begins.
1081
01:19:12,079 --> 01:19:14,099
>> [music]
1082
01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:26,880
>> How could it have happened? How
1083
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:30,800
I I took the jewels. I put them in the
1084
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:32,960
box. I closed the box. I put the box in
1085
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,920
the case. I shut the case.
1086
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:35,840
>> You open the case.
1087
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:39,760
>> Yes, I open the case. You shut the
1088
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:42,760
>> I Yes. You open the I shut the case. You
1089
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,760
open
1090
01:19:46,795 --> 01:19:48,815
[screaming]
1091
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,880
short.
1092
01:20:11,685 --> 01:20:13,705
>> [music]
1093
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:28,880
>> Hold still, Chuck, or I'll pull your
1094
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:32,360
feathers out and all the other pigeons
1095
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:32,360
will laugh at you.
1096
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,640
What's going on here? Is the crisis
1097
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:50,560
over?
1098
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:54,840
>> No, the peasants have just revolted.
1099
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:54,840
>> I always thought they were revolting.
1100
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:00,080
>> He snores worse than the old fella done
1101
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:02,960
on a Saturday night.
1102
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:05,960
Now off you go. And no messing or I'll
1103
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,960
do
1104
01:21:06,051 --> 01:21:08,071
[music]
1105
01:21:16,531 --> 01:21:18,551
[music]
1106
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:50,199
That's right.
1107
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:41,600
Then what did you do
1108
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:45,280
>> then? I opened the case, took out the
1109
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:48,320
box, opened the box, took out the jewel,
1110
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:50,880
closed the box, put the box in the case,
1111
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:53,600
>> shut the case. And I opened the case,
1112
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:56,639
took the case from the box, opened the
1113
01:22:53,600 --> 01:23:02,120
jewel, took out the box, closed the
1114
01:22:56,639 --> 01:23:02,120
jewel, took the [ __ ] from the base, took
1115
01:23:02,642 --> 01:23:08,400
[snorts]
1116
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:10,480
inspector, I need asylum.
1117
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:14,199
>> Political asylum?
1118
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:14,199
>> No. Mental.
1119
01:23:16,639 --> 01:23:23,280
>> How did you get in? Nikki's window. Some
1120
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:25,280
son of a [ __ ] changed the lock.
1121
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:27,520
>> Maybe someone should have stayed here to
1122
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:30,239
say welcome home to the pigeons.
1123
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:33,480
>> Ah, don't worry. They won't mind after
1124
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:33,480
you, madam.
1125
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:42,120
>> Quickly.
1126
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:52,480
There's nothing. But the Jews have gone.
1127
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:55,040
Someone must have taken them.
1128
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:56,639
>> Maybe the pigeons left it on a number 98
1129
01:23:55,040 --> 01:24:00,480
bus on the way home.
1130
01:23:56,639 --> 01:24:02,719
>> Oh, maybe someone took them.
1131
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:03,199
>> What's the matter with you? What? Wait a
1132
01:24:02,719 --> 01:24:04,639
minute.
1133
01:24:03,199 --> 01:24:08,440
>> Downstairs.
1134
01:24:04,639 --> 01:24:08,440
>> Wait, wait a minute.
1135
01:24:11,199 --> 01:24:17,040
>> Well done, my little soul pigeon.
1136
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:19,040
>> All right. All right. So, I was the
1137
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:20,560
first one back here. So, what? If I'd
1138
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,760
taken the jewels out of Scram before you
1139
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:24,320
guys got back here, right?
1140
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:25,840
>> Wait, you say when you came in, the
1141
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:27,920
peaches had no jewels on them?
1142
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:30,159
>> Not a single solitary tiny whisper of a
1143
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:33,159
jewel. And I can tell you why.
1144
01:24:30,159 --> 01:24:33,159
>> Yes.
1145
01:24:34,639 --> 01:24:38,040
Get them.
1146
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:54,920
Come on, please.
1147
01:24:55,199 --> 01:25:01,480
See you at Nikki's place. Diamonds, here
1148
01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:01,480
we come.
1149
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:30,440
And now I'll have a black mouth.
1150
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,639
Yeah.
1151
01:25:47,049 --> 01:25:49,069
>> [music]
1152
01:25:58,184 --> 01:26:00,204
[music]
1153
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:15,869
>> Jean, educated.
1154
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:17,889
What's the combination?
1155
01:26:15,869 --> 01:26:17,889
[music]
1156
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:27,920
>> The service. It is time they were
1157
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:31,920
emancipated.
1158
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:33,920
>> It has been done in 1861. It was done as
1159
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:36,639
long ago as that. They must be ready to
1160
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:38,400
be emancipated a second time.
1161
01:26:36,639 --> 01:26:40,800
>> All right. Now, [music] can't you go and
1162
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:43,960
have your tea someplace else? Of course,
1163
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:43,960
my child.
1164
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:54,360
Our
1165
01:27:06,719 --> 01:27:13,080
Imperial cheat will have a lot to
1166
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:13,080
explain. Bring him up.
1167
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:37,960
Hey up, Nick. The carbon copies.
1168
01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:43,560
>> Come on, get those ropes off. Hurry.
1169
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:59,440
He swore the pigeons would be here.
1170
01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:01,840
Electronics, he said. When a pigeon goes
1171
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:03,679
in, click, the window closes, and he
1172
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:08,199
can't get out again.
1173
01:28:03,679 --> 01:28:08,199
>> I told you they can't escape.
1174
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:17,440
Not the same eye. Please look. Huh?
1175
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:20,080
It's one of mine.
1176
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:23,080
>> I'll get it
1177
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:23,080
here.
1178
01:28:26,871 --> 01:28:28,891
[music]
1179
01:28:32,111 --> 01:28:34,131
[music]
1180
01:28:39,316 --> 01:28:41,336
>> [music]
1181
01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:47,886
>> Oh,
1182
01:28:45,866 --> 01:28:47,886
[music]
1183
01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:03,639
heat, heat.
1184
01:29:08,791 --> 01:29:10,811
>> [music]
1185
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:16,706
>> owe
1186
01:29:14,686 --> 01:29:16,706
[screaming]
1187
01:29:17,306 --> 01:29:19,326
[music]
1188
01:29:32,371 --> 01:29:34,391
>> [music]
1189
01:29:46,781 --> 01:29:48,802
[music]
1190
01:29:52,677 --> 01:29:54,697
[music]
1191
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:04,159
>> We're meeting my plan.
1192
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:07,480
What we want is a free privileges of a
1193
01:30:04,159 --> 01:30:07,480
working man,
1194
01:30:07,679 --> 01:30:12,760
free
1195
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:12,760
and free.
1196
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:39,000
That's wine and and dry.
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01:30:41,802 --> 01:30:45,120
[cheering]
1198
01:30:43,199 --> 01:30:48,000
>> They're empty.
1199
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:49,120
They're all empty. Someone must have let
1200
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:51,520
the pigeons out.
1201
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:53,840
>> To let them out, someone must let
1202
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:56,080
himself in. It's impossible.
1203
01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:57,280
>> Is it? And what about your old clothes
1204
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,400
women?
1205
01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:01,280
>> All the clothes women?
1206
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:05,480
>> The two oers? Why? They were having tea
1207
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:05,480
in here when we came in.
1208
01:31:12,159 --> 01:31:21,960
the Grand Duke Nikolai Vladimirich
1209
01:31:17,199 --> 01:31:21,960
and his business associates
1210
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:42,480
Kel
1211
01:31:38,639 --> 01:31:42,480
Merion 23 valation
1212
01:31:44,719 --> 01:31:50,239
I am very grateful to you, Nikolai, and
1213
01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:52,239
to all you ladies, since it is thanks to
1214
01:31:50,239 --> 01:31:55,040
you that I have been able to recover my
1215
01:31:52,239 --> 01:31:59,440
family heirloom.
1216
01:31:55,040 --> 01:32:00,239
Oh, I'm sorry, but these jewels are mine
1217
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:02,719
by right.
1218
01:32:00,239 --> 01:32:04,880
>> Come, Auntie Anastasia, you know it damn
1219
01:32:02,719 --> 01:32:07,199
well. You gave the necklace to my
1220
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:10,679
mother, and my good for nothing father
1221
01:32:07,199 --> 01:32:10,679
gambled it away.
1222
01:32:16,719 --> 01:32:21,199
What's all the whispering about?
1223
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:23,600
>> My nephew and I were only discussing how
1224
01:32:21,199 --> 01:32:24,800
best to reward your singleminded
1225
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:27,040
dedication.
1226
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:31,360
>> With your permission, ma'am, I'm an
1227
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:33,920
American. Uh, where I come from, we like
1228
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:36,159
plain talking. We all went to a lot of
1229
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:39,280
hard work to get those diamonds. Cut us
1230
01:32:36,159 --> 01:32:42,800
in and let's shake on it. One moment.
1231
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:46,719
Where I come from, all deals begin and
1232
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:49,600
end with a toast. Contest vodka for our
1233
01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:50,159
guests. The good kind or the very good
1234
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:53,120
kind.
1235
01:32:50,159 --> 01:32:56,080
>> The very good kind. This is a moment
1236
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:59,520
that is not ever likely to occur again.
1237
01:32:56,080 --> 01:33:03,320
>> Indeed not, your kindness.
1238
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:03,320
>> Plead for us, Nikki.
1239
01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:09,880
VP
1240
01:33:14,419 --> 01:33:16,439
[music]
1241
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:24,280
D.
1242
01:33:28,174 --> 01:33:30,194
[music]
1243
01:33:36,689 --> 01:33:38,709
>> [music]
1244
01:33:46,239 --> 01:33:49,760
>> to the [music] respect of private
1245
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:52,239
property.
1246
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:54,239
>> I can't drink to that, Nick. Neither is
1247
01:33:52,239 --> 01:33:56,994
a Marxist nor a safe breaker.
1248
01:33:54,239 --> 01:33:59,014
>> No, Lenny won't mind.
1249
01:33:56,994 --> 01:33:59,014
[music]
1250
01:34:20,719 --> 01:34:26,480
They sleep like children.
1251
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:30,800
And when they wake, the diamonds will be
1252
01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:32,000
far awake. so far away. I put in a
1253
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:34,320
double dose.
1254
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,280
>> That trick's worked ever since Ivan the
1255
01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:39,040
terrible,
1256
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:41,920
>> but not on members of our family.
1257
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:45,320
Have a drink, Nikki. You deserve it.
1258
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:45,320
>> Thank you, Anthony.
1259
01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:50,840
>> The private property.
1260
01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:54,690
[bell]
1261
01:34:52,670 --> 01:34:54,690
[music]
1262
01:34:58,565 --> 01:35:00,585
>> [music]
1263
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,880
>> Auntie Anastasia.
1264
01:35:53,440 --> 01:35:55,440
Come on.
1265
01:35:54,159 --> 01:35:56,560
>> What happened?
1266
01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:59,600
>> Never mind.
1267
01:35:56,560 --> 01:36:02,080
>> Oh, treacherous lockdown aristocrats.
1268
01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:03,920
>> Come on. We must catch Uncle Nastasia
1269
01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:07,040
before we
1270
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:10,080
>> Funny, but I always feel dead sexy after
1271
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:13,280
a shower, especially with me clothes on.
1272
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:15,360
>> No, Bridget.
1273
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:18,320
No,
1274
01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:21,400
>> not again. N
1275
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:21,400
What's up?
1276
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:39,400
Mercy machine.
1277
01:36:55,840 --> 01:37:02,679
These are the last. So are we, Mashka.
1278
01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:02,679
So are we.
1279
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:08,760
>> Not on the red, auntie. Not in the red.
1280
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,760
>> I am
1281
01:37:15,679 --> 01:37:18,679
ventas.
1282
01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:27,199
Oh, let's face it, love. Our firstborn
1283
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:30,840
will have to do without the last
1284
01:37:27,199 --> 01:37:30,840
Imperial jewels.
1285
01:37:44,937 --> 01:37:46,957
>> [music]
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