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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
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♪ Turtle power ♪
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♪ They're the world's ♪
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♪ Most fearsomefighting team ♪
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We're really hip.
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♪ They're heroesin the half shell ♪
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♪ And they're green ♪
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Hey, get a grip.
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♪ When the evil Shredderattacks ♪
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♪ These turtle boysdon't cut him no slack ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Splinter taught themto be ninja teens ♪
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He's a radical rat.
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♪ Leonardo leads ♪
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♪ Donatello does machines ♪
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That's a fact, Jack.
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♪ Raphael is cool,but rude ♪
Gimme a break.
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♪ Michelangelois a party dude ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
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♪ Turtle power ♪
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[sizzling]
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Oh, man, what's taking
Michelangelo so long?
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I'm starving.
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Steady, Raphael.
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Remember, a ninja
is always patient.
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[Michelangelo]
Whoa, hang on, dudes.
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Here comes the cavalry,
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bringing marshmallow, octopus,
and chili pepper pizza.
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[Raphael]
All right!
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At last we can do
some serious deep-dishing.
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[Donatello]
Not so fast,
fellow pizza-lovers.
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This is a perfect
opportunity
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for me to demonstrate
my latest invention:
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the automatic pizza-slicer.
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Whoa, it looks more
like a pizza shredder.
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Face it, it just looks
like Shredder, period.
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It'll carve up those pizzas
in the blink of an eye.
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Uh, Donatello, are you sure
this is such a good idea?
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Hey, have you ever known
one of my inventions to fail?
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Uh, never mind,
don't answer that.
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[whirring]
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Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
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Turn it off!
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Uh, I'll--
I'll handle this.
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[machine turns off]
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Oh, no,
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that was my favorite bow.
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Nice going, boy genius.
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You just turned our lunch
into wallpaper.
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I think that machine of yours
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is a little over-engineered,
Donatello.
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Uh, gee, guys,
I'm really sorry.
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Well, dudes, looks like
we're heading up to Vinnie's.
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Yeah, for some
unshredded pizza.
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Donatello!
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What happened here?
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Gee, sensei, another one
of my inventions backfired.
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It's the third time
this week.
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The only way one learns
is by making mistakes.
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Although I admit this was
a particularly messy mistake.
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I don't know, sensei.
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I mean, I'm supposed
to be the brainy one,
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yet all I seem to do
lately is goof up.
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There is no dishonor
in failure, my student.
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You must learn
to turn your failures
into victories.
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I'd like to turn this thing
into scrap metal.
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Do not be hasty,
Donatello.
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Before this day is over,
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you may yet understand
the meaning of what
I have told you.
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Hoo, what a job,
cleaning up that mess.
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I deserve to watch
a little TV.
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[Announcer]And now, Channel 6brings you
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a live reportfrom the city zoo.
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Vernon Fenwick,ace reporter here.
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I'm at the reptile house,where a new turtle habitat
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has just been openedto the general public.
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This new sanctuarywill be a boonto turtles everywhere.
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All right! Score one
for the good guys!
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[Vernon]
Not only will it protect
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numerous endangered species
of our turtle friends,
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but it will help
educate the public
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about these highlyintelligent creatures.
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And now,back to our studios.
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Ew, what a waste,
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spending our hard-earnedtax dollars
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on a bunch of dirty,smelly reptiles.
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Uh, Vernon,we're still on the air!
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[chuckling]Oops.
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Dirty, smelly reptiles, huh?
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Why, that overblown
windbag!
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He can't talk that way
about our species!
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I'm going down to Channel 6
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and give that Vernon
a piece of my green mind!
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This is April O'Neilwith an importantnews bulletin.
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We have word that anunidentified flying object
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has just landedin the mid-townsection of the city.
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An alien creaturehas emerged,
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wielding a large varietyof technologicallyadvanced weapons.
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Eyewitnesses describethe alien as havingthe appearance
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of a large, vicious turtle!
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A large, vicious turtle
flying a spaceship?
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That almost sounds
like-- like Slash,
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the evil turtle
from Dimension X.
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Nah, couldn't be.
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That Slash character
was as dumb as mud.
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That UFO must have landed
around here somewhere.
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[chatter]
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"Police barricade--
do not pass."
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Aw, that just means humans.
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Oh, no. I don't believe it!
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It's the Space Scow.
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That's the ship Slash
made his getaway in
the last time we met!
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He really must be back.
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[crash]
Uh-oh. Trouble!
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All right, Slash!
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[rustling]
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[growling]
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Binky.
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Why would a rock-stupid
shellback like you
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be interested
in complicated electronic
gear like this?
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My dear fellow,
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I needed to complete
my Trans-Frequency
Flux Oscillator.
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And you, I'm afraid,
are in my way.
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Whoa!
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Whatever happened
to the old, lovable,
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stupid-as-a-sea-slug Slash?
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No use trying to hide,
old chap.
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Your meager wits
don't stand a chance
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against my super-intelligence.
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Well, you may now be
some kind of a brainiac,
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but-- but are your muscles
still in shape?
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Yaah!
[growling]
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Argh! Whoa!
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Well, I guess
that answers that.
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I've both brains and brawn,
my dear fellow.
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If I've calculated
the trigonometric angles
correctly,
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you're about to be squashed.
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Whoa!
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Now, I'm afraid, we must
end this little soirée.
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I have much work to do.
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Well, he's still
as mean as ever.
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Oh, some things never change.
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They sure don't build cars
like they used to.
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I intend to be
the supreme turtle
in this town.
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[grunting]
Whoa!
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20 to the power of 9
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plus a factor of 5
across stress
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plus minus 12 of gravity.
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[high-pitched sound]
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[rumbling]
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh.
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I knew I should have
worn a hard hat.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, wouldn't you know it,
and I just had my shell waxed!
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One down
and three to go.
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Now, on to Channel 6
for the equipment I'll need
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to complete
my Trans-Frequency
Flux Oscillator.
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[Leonardo]
Where could Donatello
have disappeared to?
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[sighing]
I'll try and reach him
on the TurtleCom.
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Donatello, where are you?
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[Donatello]
Uh, under a pile
of girders,
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somewhere in
the mid-town area.
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[Leonardo]Do you need help?
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Does Michelangelo
like pizza?
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Now to make certain
no one gets out or in.
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Whom do you wish
to see, sir?
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Your broadcasting antenna
on the roof.
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I'm sorry,
but that's impossible.
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[chuckling]
Nothing is impossible
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to someone with an
anti-gravitational beam.
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Aah!
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Hey, buster, you can't
come up here without a pass.
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[Slash]
I don't need
no stinking pass.
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My own invention,
an immobilizer ray.
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Hey, you're not
allowed back here!
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As they express it so crudely
on your primitive planet,
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chill out.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Are you in there,
Donatello?
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[Donatello]
What's left of me.
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Whoa, dude.
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Looks like somebody
got the drop on you
big time!
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Yeah. Hard to believe
it was Slash!
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Slash?
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You're dissin' us,
right dude?
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You were beaten
by the dumbest turtle
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this side
of Moe's Pet Shop?
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Somehow he's turned
into a super-genius.
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All right.
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Yeah, sure, right.
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Hey, he said he was
going to Channel 6.
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You can see for yourselves.
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[beeping]
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[Chief]
Up and at 'em, Vernon.
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The story of the century
is right under our noses.
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Uh, what story
is that, Chief?
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Some kind of alien turtle
is on the loose!
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[scoffs]
Not another turtle!
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I've done enough turtle
stories for one day.
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From the looks of it,
he's out to conquer the world,
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starting with Channel 6!
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What? He's here?
In the building?
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Yes,
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and we're going to get
the exclusive story.
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There it is!
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[Michelangelo]
Whoa, why is
the Channel 6 building
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glowing like that?
[Donatello]
You'll see.
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[zapping]
[all]
Oh, ouch!
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What was that?
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Our dumb as a brick friend
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has used
his super-intelligence
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to create an impenetrable
force field!
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It only goes halfway
up the building.
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Maybe we could
climb over it.
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Yeah, it's worth a try.
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Bingo!
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We next add 1 pound sugar,
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a shake of nutmeg,
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3 cups of lard,
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and a quart of chicken fat,
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and bring it all to a boil.
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Then we--
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Eeh! Run for your lives!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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These ridiculous earthlings.
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It takes so little
to send them into a panic.
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Soon, thanks to my
intellectual genius,
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this entire city
will be turtlized!
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[Slash]
There will be turtle
cooking shows...
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And next, you add
3 cups of turtle food,
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then 5 cups
of turtle food,
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then a dozen more
cups of turtle food.
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[Slash]
Turtle news shows...
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Disaster was averted today
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when the turtle police
rescued three citizens
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who had accidentally
rolled over onto their backs.
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[Slash]
Turtle home shopping
channels.
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Folks, I got to tell you,
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these plastic palm trees are
going like hotcakes-- ouch!
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So call in now.
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[Slash]
Even a turtle
weather channel.
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Weatherwise, it looks
like it's gonna be
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an absolutely perfect day
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for sunning yourself
out on a rock.
254
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,370
And I shall be...
255
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,606
the turtle supreme!
256
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,308
From here, you look more
like a turkey supreme!
257
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,044
Okay, Slash,
your time is up.
258
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,213
Ah, my earthling enemies.
259
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,381
You've arrived
precisely on schedule.
260
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,684
I calculated it
to the nanosecond.
261
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,585
[all]
Huh?
262
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,955
Guys, I told you.
He's changed.
263
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,391
Okay, so he
sounds smart.
264
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,159
But is he really smart?
265
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,895
Smart enough to have
invented this little gadget.
266
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,168
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
267
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,535
Look out!
268
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:55,206
I'm beginning
to see the light.
269
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,275
And now I shall
destroy you utterly.
270
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,843
Whoa, now, whoa, whoa
time out. Easy, easy.
271
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,478
Let's, uh,
let's discuss this.
272
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,015
Well, now that I have
such an incredible vocabulary,
273
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,184
discussing things
is my strong point.
274
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,618
Then answer us this.
275
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,954
How did you get so smart
all of a sudden?
276
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,556
I was wondering when
someone would ask me that.
277
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,392
It happened while I was
drifting through space...
278
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:19,129
which was entirely
your doing, I might add.
279
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,132
[Michelangelo]
Yeah, I remember,
episode 74.
280
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,067
[Slash]
At any rate,
281
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,602
I happened to crash land
on this alien world...
282
00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,873
which turned out
to be inhabited
283
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,443
by a race of
hyper-intelligent beings.
284
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,579
Seeing that I was something
of a...underachiever--
285
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,781
[Raphael]
Try no-brainer.
286
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,450
They took pity on me,
and increased my intelligence
287
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,253
beyond the wildest dreams
of mere mortals,
288
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,854
or even turtles.
289
00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:47,625
From that moment on,
290
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,094
I became a turtle
with a mission...
291
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:55,566
to return to Earth
and become the number 1
supreme turtle
292
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,769
by turtlizing
the entire planet.
293
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,038
And just how do you
plan to do that?
294
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,540
By using my animalizer ray
295
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,476
to turn every single
human being on Earth
into a turtle.
296
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,011
No way, dude.
297
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,880
There's no such thing
as an animalizer ray.
298
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,617
That's why I used my
super-intelligence genius
to invent one.
299
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,621
There's that creature.
Get some footage of him.
300
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,155
Me?
301
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,391
[gulping]
What if he attacks me?
302
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,326
I can dream, can't I?
303
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,795
[door thumps]
Ah, two ideal subjects.
304
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,367
Huh? What's happening?
305
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,638
I knew I should have
called in sick today!
306
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,771
Chief!
307
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,974
You-- You're a turtle.
308
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:40,077
Well, have you
taken a good look
at yourself lately?
309
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,912
I don't believe it.
310
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,082
That animalizer gadget
actually works.
311
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,218
I've had enough
of you, Slash.
312
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,419
You're giving
a bad name
313
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,687
to law-abiding
turtles everywhere!
314
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,991
And Slash fights
with brain power.
315
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,061
[all]
Whoa!
316
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:00,697
I think I liked
that guy better
317
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,332
when he was
a blithering idiot.
318
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:05,636
Now, let's examine
the situation logically.
319
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,973
Since I can't be supreme turtle
with you four around,
320
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,975
I'll
just have to put you on ice.
321
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,712
And the weatherman
said it would be sunny
and m-m-m-mild today!
322
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,580
Oh!
323
00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:23,654
Sorry to give you
the cold shoulder,
324
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,923
but I've got a world
to turtlize.
325
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,931
And I'll take my first two
loyal subjects with me.
326
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,567
Uh, w-whatever
you say, boss.
327
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,769
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm your boss.
328
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,038
Maybe so, but he's
bigger than you are.
329
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:51,048
Ah, the new
ultra-heterodyne antenna,
330
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,984
Just what I need to complete
my Trans-Frequency
Flux Oscillator,
331
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,755
and turn everyone in the city
into my turtle minions.
332
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,989
If I didn't know better,
333
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,459
I'd say he's bent
on world domination.
334
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,193
He's bent all right,
335
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,329
especially in the area
of the brain.
336
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,364
Reverse polarity
of the flux indicators,
337
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:11,835
bridges passages
at the audion sequencer
transmismodifier...
338
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:15,539
Phew, being a genius
is certainly hard on
my neuron endings.
339
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,374
Where'd everybody go?
340
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,676
[gasping]
Guys!
341
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:23,647
What happened?
Who did this to you?
342
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,849
Mmm!
Oh, sorry.
343
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,718
I didn't realize
you can't talk.
344
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,453
I'll get you
out of there somehow.
345
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,123
Just keep cool.
346
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,262
[Vernon]
We've got to get
out of here
347
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,396
and warn the world.
348
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,032
Maybe we can
tip this box over.
349
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,068
Good thinking.
You push, I'll supervise.
350
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,570
Oh, come on, Chief,
give me a hand.
351
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,205
I-I mean, flipper.
352
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,574
Ooh, all right.
353
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,445
[both grunting]
354
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:58,015
We did it!
Let's get
to that stairway.
355
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,116
Hurry!
356
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,052
Hurry? I'm a turtle,
remember?
357
00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:05,489
Hang on, guys,
358
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,624
I'll get you thawed out.
359
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,328
I have a feeling we're
not going to make it.
360
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,799
Don't be ridiculous.
Of course we will.
361
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,733
You go first.
362
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,538
[both]
Ooh, ooh, ow!
363
00:17:23,908 --> 00:17:25,075
Oh, Chief,
364
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,411
I've fallen
and I can't get up!
365
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,381
All right, Vernon,
don't get your shell
bent out of shape.
366
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,383
Come on, we've got
to get help.
367
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,286
Almost there.
368
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,488
Ooh, thanks, April.
369
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,457
You're a warm
and wonderful human being.
370
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,992
Hey, after all those times
you've rescued me,
371
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,760
it was the least I could do.
372
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,463
Now we've got to find out
where Slash has gone.
373
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,665
He's on the roof!
374
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:51,168
Chief? Vernon?
Is that you?
375
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,571
Why, you're...
talking turtles!
376
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,639
That turtle freak
friend of yours
377
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,275
is doing something
to the station's
new antenna.
378
00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,476
You've
got to stop him.
379
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,378
That thing
cost me a fortune.
380
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,781
I wonder what Slash wants
with a broadcasting antenna.
381
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,249
I've got it.
382
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,219
Slash can't turn everyone
in the city into a turtle
383
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,722
with that little handheld
animalizer ray of his,
384
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,158
so he's going
to amplify its power
385
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,759
with the station's
antenna.
386
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,995
Come on, then.
We've got to stop him.
387
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,196
Wait!
388
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,131
You're not going
to leave us here,
are you?
389
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,067
You've got to
return us to normal.
390
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:27,104
You know, Vernon,
after the rotten things
you said about turtles,
391
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,206
we should just
leave you that way.
392
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,775
Oh, oh, p-please.
I'm sorry.
393
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,909
I take back everything
394
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,778
I've ever said to anyone
about anything!
395
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,480
Oh, all right.
396
00:18:43,354 --> 00:18:45,255
There. It's finished!
397
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:48,959
And so are you,
Slash!
398
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,228
Arrivederci!
399
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,896
Bonjour!
400
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:53,830
Adios!
401
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,832
And sayonara!
402
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,868
Man, what a show-off.
403
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,105
The dude makes an exit
in four different languages.
404
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,540
Look where he's heading.
405
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,774
[Leonardo]
The Trumpet Tower
apartment building.
406
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,543
The tallest structure
in the city.
407
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,312
Sure, he wants to get
the maximum range
408
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,316
out of his
animalizer ray.
409
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,883
[Vernon]
Oh, where are we going?
410
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,919
I've got to get something
from the lair.
411
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:19,122
But what about us?
You've got to get us
back to normal.
412
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:22,126
Keep your shell on, Vernon,
I'll get you fixed up.
413
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,463
There. It's ready.
414
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:30,066
Now to turtlize
this entire city.
415
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,237
You're the one who's gonna
get turtlized, Slash!
416
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,872
By the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.
417
00:19:37,642 --> 00:19:39,510
I suppose you consider that
some sort of honor?
418
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,743
[beeps]
419
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,246
[Leonardo]
All right, fellas,
420
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,815
let's take him!
421
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:49,786
Whoa, hot stuff!
422
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,589
Whoo, cool it, already.
423
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,892
En garde, you hunk of junk!
424
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,992
Touchy, touchy.
425
00:19:58,396 --> 00:20:00,397
Farewell, you ignoramuses--
426
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,932
or to be more
grammatically correct,
427
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,334
ignoramusi.
428
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,202
[door opening]
Farewell, yourself!
429
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:08,439
Donatello!
430
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,108
All right, you've come
to rescue us!
431
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,610
I brought this
to dismantle the antenna,
432
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,779
but I've got
a better use for it.
433
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,014
We're about to go
bungee jumping
without a rope,
434
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:20,850
and you bring your dumbest
invention of all time?
435
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,487
[Donatello]
Hey, I'm just following
Master Splinter's advice
436
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,056
and turning a failure
into a victory.
437
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,664
[beeping]
438
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,098
[Raphael]
Well, what do you know.
439
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,601
That pizza-slicer was good
for something after all.
440
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,869
You might have saved
your shells for the moment,
441
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,739
but you can't stop me
from turtlizing this city.
442
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,674
You know, Slash,
you think you're so smart,
443
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,910
but you're actually
pretty stupid.
444
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,280
Exactly what did you mean
by that disparaging remark?
445
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,183
You never thought of using
your animalizer ray on us.
446
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,720
You could set that thing
to change us into humans,
447
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,923
and then you'd be
the only mutant turtle
in town.
448
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,593
Hm, a most intelligent plan.
449
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,394
I'm surprised I didn't
think of it myself.
450
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,333
[Donatello]
It's just what
I was hoping.
451
00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:15,139
Oh, I'm human again!
I'm normal.
452
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,508
Human, yes. Normal?
No, no, no, no, no.
453
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,643
You tricked me!
454
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,679
And here comes the treat!
455
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,684
[grunting]
456
00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:30,988
You've destroyed
my animalizer.
457
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,089
And now, I'll destroy you!
458
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,159
Annihilate, decimate,
459
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,694
demolish, pulverize!
460
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,163
[Raphael]
I think we get the idea.
461
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:42,932
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
462
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,102
Hang on, compadres!
463
00:21:47,905 --> 00:21:51,108
Cowabunga!
464
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,810
Phew, everybody okay?
465
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,448
We're all fine,
but what about Slash?
466
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,915
[rumbling]
467
00:22:02,753 --> 00:22:05,555
Come on, dude, upsy-daisy.
468
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,090
[chuckling]
Duh, hey.
469
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,760
Tell me again
about the turtles, George.
470
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:11,728
I think
that crash landing
471
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,764
made him his old
stupid self again.
472
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:15,999
Come on, Slash.
473
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,468
We're gonna take you
back to your spaceship.
474
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:23,073
Oh, goodie. I like
riding in spaceships.
475
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,408
[Leonardo]
I've got to hand it
to Donatello.
476
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:29,079
He outsmarted Slash
and his alien
super-intelligence.
477
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,715
Yeah, but there's
just one thing
that's bugging me.
478
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,116
Nothing blew up.
479
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,384
And this bugs you?
480
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,853
Well, you know
how when we defeat
the bad guys,
481
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,956
there's always,
like, this big,
humongous explosion?
482
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,358
Yeah? So?
483
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,229
Well, so we defeated Slash,
but nothing blew up.
484
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,630
Ahem.
485
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:50,000
Since I am once again
the inventive genius
of this group,
486
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,768
Here's my latest
creation:
487
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,571
the automatic
cheese grater!
488
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,807
[groaning]
See, you put
the parmesan here,
489
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,642
and presto!
490
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,611
[explosion]
491
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,580
You happy now?
492
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,483
When am I gonna learn
to keep my big beak shut?
493
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:15,358
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