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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:02,934 ♪♪ [theme] 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,670 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,340 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,508 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 5 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,210 ♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪ 6 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,511 ♪ Turtle power ♪ 7 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,579 ♪ They're the world's ♪ 8 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,314 ♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪ 9 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:18,249 We're really hip. 10 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,618 ♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪ 11 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,987 ♪ And they're green ♪ 12 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:23,288 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ Hey, get a grip. 13 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,890 ♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪ 14 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:28,860 ♪ These turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪ 15 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,629 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 16 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:34,299 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 17 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,901 ♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪ 18 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,937 He's a radical rat. 19 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,271 ♪ Leonardo leads ♪ 20 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,406 ♪ Donatello does machines ♪ 21 00:00:42,408 --> 00:00:44,109 That's a fact, Jack. 22 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,777 ♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪ Gimme a break. 23 00:00:46,779 --> 00:00:49,814 ♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪ 24 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,083 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 25 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,753 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 26 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,488 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 27 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:58,790 ♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪ 28 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,525 ♪ Turtle power ♪ 29 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,502 There. It's finished. 30 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:14,105 Congratulations, Donatello. 31 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:16,274 Exactly what is finished? 32 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,443 My latest invention, Master Splinter. 33 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,077 I call it a Healthometer. 34 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:23,347 You just stick your finger in this hole, and voilà. 35 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:26,250 It gives an instant reading of your present condition. 36 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,653 I see you're in excellent health. 37 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,922 It's as accurate as a medical exam, 38 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,024 and a whole lot less embarrassing. 39 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,459 You are to be commended, my student. 40 00:01:35,461 --> 00:01:38,163 But remember, no machine will ever replace 41 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:41,632 the healing powers of a caring, sympathetic physician. 42 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,269 I know. That's my next invention. 43 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,071 [Burne] Now, listen up, you two. These are your assignments. 44 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,841 Vernon, I'm sending you to the island of Poppalua. 45 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:53,345 The famous Toppapoppalua Volcano is about to erupt! 46 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:57,415 Wh-- Erupt? I absolutely refuse. 47 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,951 Would you rather the volcano explode, 48 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,352 or me? 49 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:04,122 [chuckling] I'm practically packed. 50 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,723 What about me, Chief? 51 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:08,459 What's my dangerously exciting assignment? 52 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,496 Right, April. You're covering the story 53 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,265 at the Botanical Gardens. 54 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,733 It seems a new species of lily 55 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,035 has been discovered by the famed botanist 56 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:20,805 Professor Wilhelm Vanilli. 57 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,075 A wimpy flower exhibit? 58 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,210 Chin up, O'Neil. 59 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:28,879 You might luck out and get bitten by a snapdragon. 60 00:02:28,881 --> 00:02:30,147 Ha ha ha ha! 61 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,050 It just isn't fair. 62 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,319 What if Vernon and I switched assignments? 63 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,886 Oh! Oh, could we, Chief? 64 00:02:35,888 --> 00:02:37,422 That would make me happy. 65 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:41,259 Forget it! I'm paying you to work, not to be happy. 66 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,161 Now get cracking! 67 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,196 [keyboard clicking, beeping] 68 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,031 All right! Look out! Get him! 69 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,501 Oh, no, babe! 70 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,704 Oh, Sensei, what'd you do that for? 71 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:56,174 Recreation time is over. 72 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,877 It is time to assess your physical well-being 73 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,980 with Donatello's latest invention, the Healthometer. 74 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,181 Okay, who'll be the first guinea turtle? 75 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:07,551 Don't look at me. If I'm sick, I'd rather not know about it. 76 00:03:07,553 --> 00:03:09,187 Do not forget the secret 77 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,289 of a well-balanced life, Raphael: 78 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,891 a healthy mind in a healthy body. 79 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,227 I'll volunteer. What do I have to do? 80 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,429 Just put your finger in that hole. 81 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,731 [whirring] 82 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,033 All right! 83 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,234 Me next! 84 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:26,637 [whirs, beeps] 85 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,574 Excellent! Fantabuloso! 86 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,509 Okay, Raphael, your turn. 87 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:35,379 Oh, all right. But I still think this is pretty stupid. 88 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,248 [beeping] 89 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,418 Ha! "Adios, amigo"? 90 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,019 Come on, that's ridiculous. [long, steady beep] 91 00:03:43,955 --> 00:03:45,890 I don't understand it. 92 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,759 There's no way the Healthometer can be wrong. 93 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,094 Yeah? Well, I think I'd like a second opinion. 94 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,532 I'd say you just got it. 95 00:03:57,669 --> 00:03:59,403 I still can't believe it! 96 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,672 Vernon is off on some tropical island, 97 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,175 covering an exciting volcano story, 98 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:08,279 while I'm stuck here at this mega-boring flower show. 99 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,582 Yeah. There just ain't no justice. 100 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,719 Oh, why, Miss O'Neil. I'm Laverne Portside, 101 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:17,888 chairperson of the Flower Lovers Society. 102 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,526 I'll bet you're simply thrilled to be here! 103 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,561 Oh, yes. I'm all aquiver. 104 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,498 [laughs] I know what you mean. 105 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:31,001 Flower-naming ceremonies can be so exciting. 106 00:04:31,003 --> 00:04:34,405 Mm-hmm. I've got a few names I could call them myself. 107 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,408 This is Vernon Fenwick, 108 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,245 your fearless Channel 6 correspondent, 109 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,546 reporting to you from the Island of Poppalua, 110 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,415 where the Toppapoppalua Volcano 111 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,218 is threatening to blow its top! 112 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,454 Oh, by the way, it's the island that's shaking, not yours truly. 113 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,990 We hotshot reporters are used to danger. 114 00:04:54,559 --> 00:04:58,096 I'll be back after I change umbrellas. 115 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,731 And now, fellow members, 116 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,901 the moment we've all been waiting for-- 117 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:07,038 And waiting for and waiting for and waiting for-- 118 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,808 ...the naming of our new species of lily. 119 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:16,648 I hereby christen it 120 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,717 The Lady Laverne Lily. 121 00:05:22,654 --> 00:05:24,989 Stop! This is all a fraud. 122 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,026 How dare you name that lily after yourself! 123 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,428 I, Professor Wilhelm Vanilli, 124 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,831 am the one who spent years cultivating it. 125 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,367 It should be named after me. 126 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,803 Well, I-I know, Professor. 127 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,738 But the Willy Vanilli Lily? 128 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,507 It sounds so-- [chuckles]-- silly. 129 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,210 Well, you'll never get away with this. 130 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,877 I'll have my revenge 131 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:50,681 on the entire world, if necessary. 132 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,284 Well, there's a little poison in this ivy after all! 133 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,821 That stupid invention of Donatello's. 134 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,724 Huh! Try to tell me I'm in poor health? 135 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,158 How ridiculous! 136 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,661 On the other hand, what if it's right? 137 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,998 I mean, maybe I am sick and I don't even know it! 138 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,735 Ah! My forehead. It's breakin' out in a cold sweat. 139 00:06:14,072 --> 00:06:17,542 Ooh. And now I suddenly feel feverish. 140 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:21,545 Now my eyes are going! I can't see a thing! 141 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,949 Maybe Donatello's Healthometer was right. 142 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,885 I am not a well turtle. 143 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,721 I got to get back to the lair while I still can. 144 00:06:32,591 --> 00:06:35,659 But, Donatello, you just have to fix the oven. 145 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,561 I was counting on pizza tonight. 146 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,297 Sorry, Michelangelo. 147 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,866 I'm afraid it's on its last legs. 148 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:45,536 Gee, you mean nothing can be done? 149 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,805 Nothing. I know it's rough, 150 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:51,208 but you're gonna have to say good-bye to your old buddy. 151 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,412 Tell me the truth. How much time is there left? 152 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,814 24 hours, tops. 153 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,616 24 hours? 154 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:03,387 I'm losing the warmest friend I ever had! 155 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:07,058 Buck up, old buddy. We've all got to go sometime. 156 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,628 But why so soon? 157 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:15,365 We had so many great pizzas to look forward to! 158 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:18,536 I know. Life can be cruel. 159 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:21,672 Then it's true. I am a goner. 160 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:24,708 So little time, and such short notice. 161 00:07:29,748 --> 00:07:32,383 Before I head for that big terrarium in the sky, 162 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,119 I want to soak up as much earthly beauty as I can. 163 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,420 Oh! 164 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:39,357 You know, except for an inconsiderate few, 165 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,493 this world really is filled with wonderful folks. 166 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,128 Move onward, Jack! 167 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,731 I mean, people may let you down, okay. 168 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,899 But at least the stars are always up there 169 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,868 smilin' down on you! 170 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,436 Oh, yuck! 171 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,172 Watch where you's walkin', buddy. 172 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,108 That does it. Since my life is over anyway, 173 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,076 I'm going to devote what's left of it 174 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:02,246 to makin' this old world a better place to live in, 175 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,215 and to heck with the risks. 176 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:07,719 Whaah! 177 00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:12,957 As long as I only have 24 hours to live, 178 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,693 I'm gonna devote it to helping humanity. 179 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,262 Ooh. I can't do it dressed like this. 180 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,998 Somehow it lacks, I don't know, dignity. 181 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,669 Hey! Just what I need. An all-night costume shop. 182 00:08:26,171 --> 00:08:28,072 Hi. What can I do you for? 183 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,842 Hi, how you doing? I'm looking for a superhero costume. 184 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,243 Nothing fancy. Maybe in a 38 regular? 185 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:35,613 Superhero costumes are on that rack. 186 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,381 They've all been marked down. 187 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:42,086 So, what do you think? 188 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:45,723 It's you, all right. Green is definitely your color. 189 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,091 Thanks. I'll take it. 190 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,926 You made a good choice, pal. 191 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,496 That fabric is made to last a lifetime. 192 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,531 Yeah. Too bad I'm not. 193 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,869 Now for the hard part: going back to the lair 194 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,204 to-- [gulp]-- say good-bye. 195 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:02,740 Now I see the trouble. 196 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,575 The wire on the anode capacitator 197 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,677 to the synchronous rheostat's slipped off. 198 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,680 There. Now it's working properly. 199 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,915 I can't wait to tell Raphael the good news. 200 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:14,351 Hi-yah! [grunts] 201 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:16,187 Leonardo, where's Raphael? 202 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,922 [panting] I don't know. 203 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,623 I haven't seen him for hours. 204 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:23,227 Aw. I wanted to tell him my invention had a glitch in it after all. 205 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,928 He's in perfect health. 206 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:27,298 Too late, man. The dude's split. 207 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,599 Split? Split? 208 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,834 Yeah. He left this note. 209 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:34,138 "I've decided to devote what's left of my short life 210 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,307 "to do-gooding. Good-bye, Awesome Foursome. 211 00:09:37,309 --> 00:09:39,477 Hello, Fearsome Threesome!" 212 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,112 Signed Raphael. 213 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,114 Oh, this is awful. 214 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,549 Where could he have gone? I don't know, 215 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:49,887 but wherever the dude is, he's practically naked. 216 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:54,258 [chuckles] Make a fool of the great Professor Vanilli, will they? 217 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,763 Years of pruning, grafting, and yes, fertilizing, and for what? 218 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,131 To have some biddy steal my thunder? 219 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,333 I mean, not naming that lily after me 220 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:05,102 was the greatest mistake 221 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,338 the horticultural community could make. 222 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,275 A mistake that the whole world will pay dearly for, 223 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,843 I assure you! 224 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,612 Now, if I still remember my high school chemistry, 225 00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:17,614 this toxic formula should destroy 226 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:21,351 any living plant in exactly three seconds flat. 227 00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:23,721 Uh, 1, uh, 2, uh, 3. 228 00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:27,691 Ho-ho! It works. 229 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:31,195 And now, it's payback time! 230 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:35,166 Today the petunias, tomorrow the planet. 231 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,136 Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! 232 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,273 I feel so ridiculous in this costume. 233 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,042 Ha ha! Hey, who are you supposed to be, 234 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,011 a silly green giant? 235 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:50,114 Lucky for him I'm a good guy, or I'd tell his mother! 236 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:54,552 We have the place surrounded. Come out with your hands up. 237 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,720 What's up, Sarge? 238 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,054 The usual thing. 239 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,757 Some gunmen are holding the bank employees prisoner. 240 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:04,128 Hello? This looks like a job for The Green Defender. 241 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,430 [grunt] 242 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,999 Stop! You'll get yourself killed! 243 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,400 Besides, it's only money. 244 00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:13,904 Yes. Someone else's. Hyah! 245 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,439 Ta-da! Ha ha ha! 246 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:19,476 You didn't count on The Green Defender! 247 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:21,879 Somebody get that weirdo. 248 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:25,449 Fire away, hotshots. I got nothing to lose. 249 00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:30,421 [grunting] 250 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,489 Wow, you did it! 251 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,225 You captured the bank robbers. 252 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,360 Who are you, anyway? 253 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:40,864 Just call me The Green Defender! 254 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,734 [grunting] 255 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,236 [crowd gasping] 256 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,039 All right, step aside, folks. 257 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,374 Make way for the captured felons. 258 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,577 Channel 6 News here. The the viewers what happened, Sergeant. 259 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:56,280 Your basic attempted bank robbery, 260 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,949 foiled by a weird-looking fellow in a-- 261 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,585 Well, in a green cape and a funny green cap. 262 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,220 Did you happen to catch his name? 263 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:08,025 Yeah, he called himself The Green Defender. 264 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,927 Did you say "The Green Defender"? 265 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:14,464 No, I said "The Green Defender." Oh. 266 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,866 [Turtle-Com beeping] 267 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,401 Yes, Donatello? What is it? 268 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,738 April, Raphael is missing. Did you happen to see him? 269 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,407 Sorry, I've been too busy covering the story 270 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,675 about some mysterious masked hero 271 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,544 who calls himself The Green Defender. 272 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:28,946 The Green Defender? 273 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,781 Raphael! Raphael! 274 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,650 April, stay where you are. We'll be right there. 275 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:36,921 Great news, fellows. I think we've located Raphael. 276 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,057 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get going. 277 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,593 [together] Turtle power! 278 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,662 Folks, it's not a pretty picture 279 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,063 here at the Tri-City Towers, 280 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,766 where a gripping real-life drama is unfolding. 281 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,335 Because, stranded on on the 30th-story ledge 282 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,136 of this historic edifice 283 00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,939 is the cutest darn kitten 284 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,841 you've ever laid your eyes on. 285 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,476 [meowing] 286 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,846 Kinda tugs at your heartstrings, doesn't it? 287 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:06,417 It looks to this reporter like that hapless kitten is a gone goose, 288 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,052 unless, of course, some self-destructive idiot 289 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:13,023 is willing to risk his fool neck to save the furry little feline. 290 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:16,827 This sounds like a job for The Green Defender. 291 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,463 What's this? Am I seeing things? 292 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,699 Or has that self-destructive idiot 293 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,501 actually made his appearance? 294 00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:27,771 Ladies and gentlemen, 295 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,974 this reporter can't believe his tired old eyes. 296 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,345 Such a display of self-sacrifice and bravery 297 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,880 warms the very cockles of my heart. 298 00:13:38,816 --> 00:13:42,519 This is truly astounding. What incredible bravery. 299 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,755 What amazing agility! 300 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,923 What a ridiculous outfit. 301 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,529 Here you go, sir. 302 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,197 See that it gets a good home. 303 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,199 Wait! What's your name, son? 304 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:58,703 They call me The Green Defender! 305 00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:02,740 Yoo-hoo. I'm April O'Neil, from Channel 6? 306 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,109 I'm looking for The Green Defender. 307 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:09,146 As usual, Miss O'Neil, you're a day late and a dollar short. 308 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,415 In other words? You just missed him. 309 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,384 Where could he have disappeared to? 310 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,153 Anywhere, dudes. It's a humongous city. 311 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,056 Well, wherever he is, we're still shy one turtle. 312 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,957 Would you settle for a kitten? 313 00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:25,028 [Burne] Well, Vernon, what's taking so long? 314 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,765 Where's that blasted volcano footage? 315 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,633 Oh, I'm sorry, Chief. 316 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,104 The blasted volcano hasn't, uh, blasted yet. 317 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,040 Doesn't that volcano realize we've got deadlines? 318 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,743 There's got to be some way you can speed things up. 319 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:42,079 I suppose there's always human sacrifice. 320 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,047 Well, what are you waiting for? 321 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,550 [volcano erupts] Wha-- Oh! 322 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,019 [grunts] What's going on now? 323 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:53,157 This could be it, sir. The top of Poppalua is smoking. 324 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,594 Well, just don't lie there. Get it on tape! 325 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,963 Forget it. I'm out of here. 326 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,498 Insubordination in the ranks. 327 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,101 Vernon, you haven't heard the last of this. 328 00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:11,208 I'll be safe in here. Ooh. Ow. Ooh. Ouch! 329 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,914 It's worse than I thought, Chief. 330 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,051 Dinah's Dynamite Factory is fully engulfed in flames. 331 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,755 I warned Dinah about having their annual company barbecue in here. 332 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,926 Evacuate the entire area! The place could blow at any minute. 333 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,262 Hi, there. I'm The Green Defender. Can I be of service? 334 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,830 Are you out of your mind? 335 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,000 There's over a ton of dynamite in there. 336 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,668 Those odds don't scare me. 337 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:41,638 No! Come back! You'll be blown to kingdom come! 338 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,008 Hey, that's not a problem for me. 339 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,443 I'm headed there anyway! 340 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,918 April, where are you? 341 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,553 Come in, April! 342 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,655 Right here, Chief. I'm at 5th and Central. 343 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,558 Good, good, good. I want you to get over 344 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,560 to Dinah's Dynamite Factory. 345 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,127 It's about to blow up. 346 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,398 So why don't we just wait here and let it come to us? 347 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,367 Some nut in a green cape just ran into the place, 348 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,136 and you'll never guess what he calls himself! 349 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,172 The Green Defender? 350 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,406 How did you know? 351 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,709 Just a lucky guess. Don't worry, Chief. 352 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,211 I'm on my way. 353 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,246 [cough cough] 354 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,815 Boy, talk about secondhand smoke. 355 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,818 Wow, the flames have nearly reached the dynamite. 356 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,054 Another few seconds and kablooey! 357 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,489 Oh, the automatic sprinklers aren't working. 358 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,958 They must be jammed! 359 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,859 There's only one way to turn 'em on. 360 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,728 Yeah, it's risky, but hey, I'm the guy who said, 361 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,865 "To heck with the risks," right? 362 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,202 Whoo! Good thing I remembered that heat makes things rise. 363 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,838 I guess all those hang gliding lessons from Michelangelo 364 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,306 weren't a total waste after all. 365 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,710 Yee-ha! Yeah! Yee-ha. 366 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,751 Quick! Where's the fire? 367 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,320 Thanks to The Green Defender, it is being put out. 368 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,089 Is he all right? Where is he? 369 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:08,192 He did his job, and then he disappeared into the crowd, 370 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,494 like a true humble hero that he is. 371 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,796 "Humble hero"? Oh, brother. 372 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,631 We've gotta find Raphael. 373 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,134 If he keeps taking crazy risks like this, 374 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,236 something tragic is bound to happen. 375 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,739 [Michelangelo] For sure, the dude's luck can't last forever. 376 00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:27,945 [Vanilli] Ho ho ho ho! 377 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,714 At last. The Island of Poppalua. 378 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,051 It looks like the top of Toppapoppalua is about to boom-boom explode, 379 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,586 and so am I. 380 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,654 I got to tell you, the world will pay dearly 381 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,824 for not naming my hybrid the Willy Vanilli Lily. 382 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:44,361 Ha! They won't be able to say it with flowers anymore. 383 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,398 Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! 384 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,667 This is Vernon Fenwick, the gutsiest guy I know, 385 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:53,971 risking my life to bring you live, on-the-spot footage 386 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,440 of an actual volcano erupting. 387 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,909 Aloha, Vernon. I'll take it from here. 388 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,577 [grunt] Do you mind? 389 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:04,214 I'm trying to win an Emmy for broadcasting excellence here. 390 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,050 Forget it, pal. What I have to say 391 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,286 is much more earth-shaking than a measly old volcano. 392 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,955 Hello. Plant lovers of the world. 393 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,690 It gives me great pleasure 394 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,927 to announce that I, Professor Willy Vanilli, 395 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,763 have just dropped a canister of deadly chemicals 396 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,266 into the Toppapoppalua Volcano! 397 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,568 Now, when it erupts, it will spread 398 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:28,705 a highly toxic fume all over the globe! 399 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:32,509 And then, my friends, every shred of vegetation 400 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,579 on the surface of the earth will shrivel and die. 401 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,114 I'm talking trees. I'm talking flowers. 402 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,617 And yes, even broccoli. 403 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,387 I will have my revenge. 404 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,889 Ha ha! Ha ha ho ho! 405 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,757 Remember, you heard it here first. 406 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:51,228 In a few short moments, every living plant in creation 407 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,863 will be destroyed. 408 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,332 Is there a man out there foolhardy enough 409 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,567 to climb into that lava-filled volcano 410 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,236 and retrieve that canister, 411 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,638 knowing the impossible odds against him? 412 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,609 There may not be a man, but there sure is a turtle. 413 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,510 You called for me, Mr. Thompson? 414 00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:11,014 Yes. I'm sending you to Poppalua after all. 415 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,350 Poppalua! I can't believe it! 416 00:19:14,352 --> 00:19:16,252 That wacko Professor Vanilli 417 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:19,556 has just thrown a toxic chemical into the volcano, 418 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,459 and Vernon can't handle the story. 419 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,528 Great. I'm on my way. 420 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:28,265 Just so you know, this counts as your vacation! 421 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,568 It's no use, guys. If we're gonna find Raphael, 422 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,670 we'll have to survey the city from the air. 423 00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:38,041 The Turtle Blimp. It's gone! 424 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,776 [Michelangelo] Wait, there's a note. 425 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,344 It's from Raphael. 426 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,747 "I'm off to save the world's vegetation. 427 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,049 "If I don't return, you'll find the blimp 428 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,519 "on the island of Poppalua. 429 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,954 This is my very last final note." 430 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,457 Sheesh. The dude's turned into a regular pen pal. 431 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,027 We've got to get there, and fast. 432 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,463 April, we know where Raphael is. 433 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,264 We've got to borrow the news copter. 434 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,500 Sorry, guys. No can do. 435 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,135 I'm flying it to Poppalua. 436 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,104 There's a major story breaking there. 437 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,906 Poppalua? Well, that's where Raphael is. 438 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,541 We'll go with you! 439 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,878 [April] Hurry! I want to make the 11:00 news! 440 00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:20,718 Donatello, how long do you figure before the volcano erupts? 441 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,186 Hmm. By multiplying the seismic vibrations 442 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:26,389 of the earth, divided by the temperature of the lava, 443 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,092 I've arrived at the definite conclusion that-- 444 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,261 I have absolutely no idea. 445 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,230 Well, Michelangelo, have you finished 446 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,131 charting our course to Poppalua? 447 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,467 No sweat, dudette. All you gotta do is 448 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,970 turn left at New Jersey. You can't miss it. 449 00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:44,341 [Leonardo] Look! There's the Turtle Blimp! 450 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,676 [Donatello] But no sign of Raphael. 451 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:50,280 [Michelangelo] Look up there. It's Raphael. 452 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,583 [Leonardo] It looks like he's gonna leap into that angry volcano! 453 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,618 Dudes, we gotta stop him. 454 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,521 I just hope we're not too late. 455 00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,756 [together] Turtle power! 456 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:06,930 There it is. The professor's deadly canister. 457 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,766 It's a lucky thing I'm about to check out. 458 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,702 I mean, only an idiot would jump into a live volcano. 459 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,439 Hey, idiot! 460 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,108 Didn't anyone ever tell you that smoking volcanoes 461 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,776 can be hazardous to your health? 462 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,413 Who cares? According to that stupid gadget of yours, 463 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,181 I'm on my way out anyway. 464 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,183 That's what I came to tell you. 465 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:28,985 I found a glitch in the Healthometer. 466 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,087 You did? 467 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,289 Yes! You're in perfect health. 468 00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:36,260 Not for long, I'm not. 469 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,329 I've got you, Raphael. Don't panic. 470 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:42,433 Sorry. Panic was the first thing that sprang to mind. 471 00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:47,971 Donatello! 472 00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:52,876 Chill out, my half-baked bud. 473 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,444 I got you! 474 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:58,248 Guys, I think the big moment has arrived. 475 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,883 Did you hear that, Leonardo? 476 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:03,620 Come on, let's blow this Poppolua stand. 477 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,989 [rumbling] 478 00:22:21,038 --> 00:22:23,874 And so, thanks to the mysterious Green Defender, 479 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,677 the world's vegetation has been saved from certain destruction. 480 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:31,614 As for Professor Vanilli, justice is hot on his tail. 481 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:35,184 Whoa! Ouch! Eh, whoa! Oh, oh. 482 00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:37,020 [April] For the next five to ten years, 483 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,924 he can be found puttering in the penitentiary garden. 484 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,226 I trust, my son, that this has taught you 485 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:45,362 not to jump to conclusions. 486 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,531 Well, actually, it's taught me not to jump into volcanoes. 487 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,967 Would The Green Defender like to do the honors? 488 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,303 Ha ha! Gladly. 489 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:56,272 [karate yells] 490 00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:58,107 [cheering] 491 00:22:58,109 --> 00:23:01,077 Well, dudes, that's about the unhealthiest 492 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,580 Healthometer I ever saw. 493 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,387 Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA 35621

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