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Why can't I ever just let myself

properly enjoy things? Why can't I ever

just be in the moment, you know? I know

today is brilliant.

It's sunny, we're in the first world, we

just ordered [music] a $19 sundae, you

know, delicious. But, all I can think

about is my rubbish face. I'm obsessing.

I mean, it's just I'm turning 21 soon

and this is as good as my face is ever

going [music] to get.

This is it.

It's all downhill from here.

I thought maybe puberty would do a

better job, but no.

Puberty did a good [music] job with you.

You used to be really awful to look at.

Incredible. Clad, don't you think this

is incredible?

What an incredible sundae.

Isn't it just mind-blowing to think we

actually get to eat this?

>> Josh, I want to talk to you about

something.

>> Oh.

No.

No. No, you don't.

>> I think we should break up.

>> Oh.

Oh, that's bad.

>> I just

I kind of feel like we've drifted, you

know?

>> This isn't good at all.

>> Also, you're gay.

>> What?

No.

No, no, I'm not.

>> Josh, you're probably gay.

>> I'm not.

>> I mean, we could still be friends,

[music]

if you like.

>> You wouldn't have read that differently,

would you?

Is $19 sundae suddenly pretty [ __ ]

humiliating?

>> [music]

[singing]

[music]

[music]

>> Tom.

Hey.

>> Workplace sexual harassment, here we go.

Workplace sexual harassment. Oh. Oh.

>> You work here. This isn't [laughter]

workplace sexual harassment. It's just

normal sexual harassment.

>> What are you doing?

>> I'm on my break.

>> Tom, are you googling giraffes again?

Why are you always googling giraffes?

>> I'm not always googling giraffes. Just

last time you came in I was googling

giraffes and I happened to be googling

giraffes again today.

>> Just hate that you think you have some

sort of special affinity with giraffes.

>> I don't.

>> I imagine it's because you think that

you kind of look like one, but but less

graceful.

>> Giraffes aren't graceful.

>> I think they I think they're

surprisingly graceful.

>> No, they're not. Have you ever seen one

pick something off the floor?

>> I guess you'd know with all your

special research.

>> Chloe said she broke up with you.

>> Yeah.

>> [sighs]

>> Also, I cut myself shaving and uh you

won't shut up about giraffes. So, that's

three pieces of bad news in one day.

>> I've decided I am going to break up with

Neve.

>> Why'd he do this to me? Tom, we both

know you're not going to. I don't know

why you lied to me. You get my little

hopes up.

>> Whenever I try something gets in the

way.

>> I don't think it does. I think you just

put things in the way cuz you're scared

of her. You're scared of what she'll do.

>> Last time I was about to when a turtle

died.

>> God, she owns a [ __ ] turtle.

>> Owned.

Hi.

>> Oh.

>> Josh, this is Jeffrey. Jeffrey just

started.

>> I think you might be in my chair.

>> Oh, [ __ ] Sorry.

I

>> [snorts]

>> Are you okay?

>> Yes, sorry. I didn't want to

No, I don't want to put this on you,

mate.

>> Sneeze are hard to get at.

>> Sorry.

>> Hey, sweetheart.

>> What?

>> They kicked you out.

>> What did you do?

>> My dad got arrested again.

Oh.

Oh, no.

>> Should Should I ask you what for or

should we Should we not mention We

should not mention it?

>> Not mention it.

>> Okay. That does sound pretty racist.

>> [snorts]

>> Tom keeps lollies in here. Do you like

lollies? It's kind of Honestly, it's the

best I've got to offer. Pop Rocks?

>> I love Pop Rocks.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, god.

>> Josh just broke up with Claire. He's all

upset. He's a mess.

No.

Fine.

He needs to come over for dinner.

>> What? No. Tom, you said you could not

break up with her.

>> They kicked her out of her poetry group.

>> She kicked her out of her poetry group?

>> She's upset.

>> Tom, no. That's no excuse. You have to

do this. You can do this. Come on.

>> Okay. I'll break up with her tonight.

Are you eating my Pop Rocks?

>> No.

>> [laughter]

>> Can I come to dinner?

>> Do you know what I think about a lot?

>> What?

>> The time when you were telling me when

you were a kid and you were naked in the

backyard of your friend's house and your

his mom told you that if you do that

that a magpie might mistake your penis

for a worm and eat it.

>> You think about that a lot?

>> You just

I just think it's a funny image.

A tiny version of you terrified that a

magpie might

swoop down and eat your penis.

Nobody

>> I had a pet magpie for a while.

>> Mhm.

>> It used to come to the back door every

morning. We'd give him our leftovers.

>> Did it ever try and eat your penis?

>> No.

>> Hey.

Hey guys.

>> Hi Neve, this is Jeffrey.

>> Hey.

>> Hi, Neve.

>> Josh, uh Tom told me about how Claire

broke up with you.

>> Yes.

>> What happened?

>> Um

she said we drifted.

>> Oh, that's disappointing. You know, I

really liked Claire.

>> Really? You never I know.

>> How'd you let it drift?

>> Well, I don't know, Neve. You see that

That's the nature of drifting, isn't it?

It happens slowly over time, and then

one day you order a $19 sundae, and then

it's finished.

>> Right.

>> How did you get kicked out of your

poetry group?

>> You think this is funny, don't you?

>> No.

>> It's just Claire's probably at home

crying, and you're here having a dinner

party.

>> Neve, I don't think she's crying, okay?

She broke up with me. It was a surprise.

I didn't know. If I'd known, maybe I

would have planned a more mournful

evening. I'm I'm sorry.

>> Wasn't that just charming.

>> Neve, can you just

>> Oh.

I'm sorry, Tom. Am I embarrassing you

again?

>> Maybe we could sort this out with indoor

voices.

>> What the [ __ ] I don't even know who the

[ __ ] you are.

>> I'm I'm Jeffrey, Tom's friend.

>> I'm so nice to you guys, and you're all

just such [ __ ] [ __ ] to me.

>> Oh god. Can we just take this into

another room?

>> What?

>> It just

I just can't imagine that that having

that much fun.

So, what what do you do?

Um I'm studying a Bachelor of Creative

Industries.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. It's sort of interesting.

>> No. No.

I'm gay.

>> Oh, cool.

>> Yeah, I am.

I haven't told Tom.

>> Oh.

Why?

Why is that?

>> I just

I didn't want him thinking I was hitting

on him.

>> I don't think anybody thinks that anyone

is

hitting on Tom.

>> It's a nice sleepover.

>> I don't really really have anywhere.

>> Oh,

he's got a pretty big bed. I could just

crash there.

>> [snorts]

[music]

>> A little mole on your lip that's

bleeding.

>> I I cut myself shaving.

What

What are we meant to do now?

>> I don't know.

>> Do we just

wait for me to stop bleeding?

>> I might go to sleep. We'll

try again in the morning.

>> Okay.

>> Do you Do you prefer big spoon or little

spoon?

>> I don't know.

>> I feel like at the big spoon, little

spoon thing, should it should it be the

same size spoons?

Different size spoons don't fit together

like this.

>> Received at 11:13

a.m.

>> Josh, it's your dad. Don't worry, mate.

Mum's okay. She's okay.

She's been moved to a ward.

You awake?

>> Received at 10:15 a.m.

>> Josh, it's your dad. Um

I Where are you?

Call me back.

>> Received at 9:00 a.m.

>> Hey Josh.

Uh

your dad called and he told me what

happened. I just I hope that you're okay

and if you need anything, please just

let me know.

>> Received at 8:40 a.m.

>> [ __ ] Josh. [ __ ] Mum. [ __ ] Get [ __ ]

Call me.

Josh, get everything in a bag.

Get everything in a shirt.

>> 9:00 a.m. Josh.

Lovey, I need some help.

>> Tom, I think I need you to drive me to

the hospital.

>> What?

>> I said I need you to drive me to the

hospital.

>> Which hospital?

>> You don't know? Just get in the car.

>> What the hell happened last night?

You've never left this much time between

something happening and you telling me.

>> My mum took

quite a bit of Panadol and drunk half a

bottle of Baileys.

>> Baileys?

>> Yeah.

>> How do you even drink half a bottle of

Baileys?

>> I

just don't know.

Guess what else?

>> You made out with Jeffrey.

>> I can never really trust what someone

that good looking is into me. Do you

know what I mean? I just don't get it.

Like if it's that mediocre looking, I

can sort of appreciate why their

standards are so low. When they're that

pretty, I'm just like, ah.

What are you hiding? You know?

Claire was quite good looking.

I really don't think she was that

looking when we got together. Puberty

did well with her.

Just so I know, we're not talking about

your mom because you're all like

emotionally stunted, yeah?

>> Yeah.

>> And we're just ignoring the fact that

Jeffrey's a man?

>> Yes.

When he kissed me, my lips started

bleeding because I cut myself shaving,

and then I bled actual blood into his

actual mouth.

It's the third worst thing that's ever

happened to me during sex.

>> You had actual sex?

>> No.

My lip was bleeding.

>> Are you sure you don't have feelings you

want to share with me in some kind of

talk?

>> Yeah.

>> It'd be good to share your feelings.

>> Nope.

>> No.

Nah.

>> Excuse me, is this a lot?

>> Josh.

>> Hi, Dad.

>> Hey, Josh.

>> Just going to go and sit down.

>> You know what happened?

>> Yeah.

>> Your mom took a box of Panadol.

>> Yeah, you you told me on the phone.

>> And drank half a bottle of Valium.

>> Yes, Dad. I know what happens.

>> Just go and park the car, okay?

>> Yes.

>> I think Mom tried to kill herself.

>> You think?

>> Why why would she want to do that?

>> I I don't know.

>> It's probably both of our faults.

>> Look, it it might be our fault, but I

don't think it's your fault.

>> Did did you tell her that I have a

girlfriend?

>> We've been divorced for a while. I don't

think it really matters, but no.

I I didn't.

>> Oh, um when I couldn't get onto you, I

called Clara.

>> Oh, why?

>> What?

>> Oh, nothing. It's just uh we broke up

yesterday.

>> Oh, I'm

sorry, man. I didn't know.

>> No, it's It's

>> Why'd she break up with you?

>> I

I don't know.

>> She just wasn't happy with you.

>> I guess not.

>> Oh.

Mum doesn't know I'm here.

>> Okay.

>> Do you think she'd be uncomfortable if

she knew I was here?

>> Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Hi.

How's it going?

>> Hi, lovey.

How's Claire?

>> Oh, yeah.

She's all right.

>> Oh.

I'm sorry, lovey.

Hi.

Rose, is it?

>> Mhm.

>> Just have a few questions. Is she still

vomiting?

>> Yeah, a little.

>> Any headache at all?

>> Headache?

She took

quite a bit of Panadol.

>> Right.

No headache?

>> I've still got a little bit of a

headache.

>> If you've got a headache in the next few

weeks, I really think you should be

calling the customer complaint line.

>> Sorry, I just have to get through these

questions so that I can move on to the

other patients. So, do you think you

could step outside for a moment?

>> What? No.

This is my mum.

>> Okay, well, can you just

shush?

>> Yeah.

I can shush.

>> Perhaps you could pop out and get your

mum a Turkish Delight, Josh.

All right.

>> Hi.

Sorry.

>> Hi.

>> Sorry about your mum.

>> Oh.

Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, um, are you okay?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

You dumped me yesterday. Yeah?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. I just I just thought that meant

that I I wouldn't be seeing you so much.

[music] Do you know what I mean? But I I

can see you.

>> Yeah, but uh we said that we were going

to be friends. So, I'm just here

trying to be friendly. That's all.

>> Okay.

I just I just I just thought maybe that

you were just like

saying it that's a sort of soften the

blow.

>> So, you're saying you don't want to be

friends?

>> Yeah, I want to I want to. I just

There's another thing also

um to that.

I met up with a boy.

>> I know.

>> Male boy.

>> I know. Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> I don't understand though. Why would you

do it on the same day that we break up?

>> I didn't mean to. I promise. I honestly

just

>> [music]

>> He was just there. Do you know what I

mean?

>> There.

>> Yeah, he was

He was really very

there.

>> Is

Is that what you think of me? That's

just

>> No, come on. You're being silly. You

know, obviously you were there. You

know, that's good. That's helpful for

you to be there. It's completely

necessary even.

>> [music]

>> But he wasn't just Anyway, I I I don't

know.

>> I feel like you didn't even really enjoy

having sex with me.

>> Oh, come on.

No.

>> Well, did you?

>> I guess.

Yeah. Yes. Yes. I mean, yes to the

Yes. Yes to the Yes. To the question.

>> Mhm.

Sex with a boy is

>> [laughter]

>> I don't know why you wouldn't just tell

me.

>> I made an attempt at suicide today, so I

have a pretty good excuse to have this

conversation. [music]

By the way, just wanted you to know

that.

>> I understand Rose lives alone.

In a situation like this, we can't

release the patient unless she has

people around to keep an eye on her.

>> Well,

I can't move back in with her, can I?

We're divorced.

>> I don't know your personal situation,

but no, that doesn't sound ideal.

>> Does this mean that I'm going to have to

move back in with her?

>> Well, no. In a circumstance like this,

we would advise that she is transferred

to a private facility.

>> A mental home?

>> We don't call it that.

>> But

I guess what it is.

>> Well, we don't call it that.

>> Auntie Peg could move in with her.

>> Wait, mate. Don't think Mom actually

likes her.

Oh, why did she have to be so stupid?

I can't be a carer.

I don't know how to do caring.

I don't even know how to care for

myself. I never floss.

Sorry this took so long.

>> Thanks, Louie.

So,

what have you guys decided to do with

me?

>> Um

we haven't

decided. But, the doctor thinks we

should put you

in a mental home.

>> What? You think

am I mental?

>> I don't know.

>> So, what are the other options?

>> Well, someone needs to live with you.

So, that could be

me, I I guess, or Auntie Peg.

>> Uh, no.

No.

Don't make me move back in with her. I

couldn't bear it.

>> Okay.

>> And you shouldn't have to live with me,

either, Josh.

I shouldn't be your problem.

>> Well, I mean, I I

I haven't decided. Uh, I'm not sure I

could move out on Tom.

>> No, but you see you could do all the

same sorts of things at my place as you

do at Tom's. It's okay, I'm cool with

it.

>> Um, you don't have to I haven't decided.

I'll think about it.

>> But you see you could bring Claire home

to sleep over if you want.

>> What?

>> I'm cool, okay? Like you can have sex in

the house if you want.

>> Oh, [ __ ] man.

>> Right, please don't swear, Josh.

>> Also,

uh, Claire and I broke up.

>> What?

Who broke up with who?

>> She broke up with me.

>> Oh, well, it look even if you want

casual girls.

>> I'm not I'm not having sex in the house.

>> just saying you can if you want.

>> I don't want to. Especially don't want

to with your permission.

>> saying. Okay?

>> Well, don't.

>> Okay.

I won't.

>> What did I do with the parking ticket?

Hi.

>> [laughter]

>> How long have you been in the car?

>> Your father told me to wait here for a

moment. That was 6 hours ago.

>> What are you

talking about? I

I left you the keys and I brought you a

drink.

>> Mhm, like a dog.

Josh, I'm sorry to hear about your

mother.

>> Oh, yeah. Thanks, mate. Hey, have you

got the parking ticket?

>> No, you took it.

Your father thinks it is his fault

because of the divorce.

>> Well, clearly it is.

>> Oh, yes, of course it is.

You break up with someone, what's the

point of them in living? They may as

well end it.

They have experienced perfect love and

they'll never find happiness again. So,

they may as well end it because you are

so perfect.

>> It's not like that.

>> Helen,

I promise you no one is attempting

suicide BECAUSE OF FAT MEN LIKE you

dumped them.

>> Yes, well

>> a mental disorder.

>> Yes, I understand that, mate, but I do

think

>> I don't know if what she says is right.

I don't know if you've seen your face

lately.

>> It's like I scrolled them.

>> [snorts]

>> Shaniqua,

ain't nobody going to mess with you.

>> Hi.

>> Hey, Shaniqua.

>> How's it going?

>> Oh, yeah. Big day.

I have had a big day.

>> Hi.

Oh.

You're back.

>> You never left.

>> Yeah, I wanted to help out, so I cleaned

the house and then I made dinner.

[music]

>> Made spaghetti. You love spaghetti. I

mean, you do love spaghetti.

>> Anyway, I best be off.

>> Oh, you're not

You're not going to stay and eat

spaghetti?

>> Uh no, I promised my dad I'd visit him,

so

>> Thanks for all the

stuff.

>> What is a Neve ever do that?

>> But, make you dinner and then uh not not

make you

>> [music]

>> talk to her while you eat it.

>> Yeah.

>> You could just

break up with her and then go to a

restaurant.

>> How's [music] your mom?

>> Oh, yeah. It's um

I just I just really think I have to

move back in with her.

>> Wow, that is [music] very nice of you.

>> Yeah, I'm a modern-day hero.

>> Hero is a strong word.

>> No, I'm almost definitely going [music]

to be young Australian of the year for

this.

>> More like young dick face of the year.

>> Brilliant. That's quite good.

>> That's really good.

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