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♪ When we were young ♪

♪ And were both in school ♪

♪ We had to play... ♪

♪ But those years are over ♪

♪ Don't worry, baby ♪

♪ Those years are over ♪

♪ Don't worry, baby ♪

♪ We're all getting older ♪

♪ You were at home ♪

♪ Each of us carried a separate load ♪

Fuck you, Alisha!

Fuck you!

I always knew!

I always knew!

And the judge knew, too!

So, fuck your alimony!

You're there and I'm on a fuckin' boat, baby!

♪ Those years are over ♪

I should have fucked your sister

when I had a chance!

♪ Those years are over ♪

♪ Don't worry, baby ♪

♪ We're all getting older ♪

Alexa, kill the music.

Alexa, stop--

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Hello!

You're on private property.

On open water.

What happens next, stays out here.

Final warning.

I'm comin' at you with a loaded shotgun.

Oh jee!

Well, we're on a boat.

Let's party.

...and then rainfall.

It's what?

103 is what it feels like right now.

Our high today was 93.

So good, you know, 10, 15 degrees above

the actual thermometer temperature.

In the shade, it's where it's calculated.

And we're running into from 102 to 110.

And that's the way it's gonna stay as we head through.

Despite the number, everybody's in the 100s here.

Feels like 104 for Lauderdale.

And there you see 103 in Miami, 105 in Homestead.

Where is the rainfall?

Too dry out there, up above.

And so we're trying to squeeze out a couple of showers here.

And we may get some,

but this is gonna be far and few between--

Hey, Trixi.

Doug, I know this isn't a very popular term nowadays.

So, when I say this, I want you to know

it's a genuine question.

From almost a medical point of view.

But are you fuckin' retarded?

Doug?

Uh, no.

I don't think so.

No.

Trixi said on Tuesday

you left a note in her locker or some shit.

Like, what the hell?

Uh, it was a poem.

Look, I got to let you go, brother.

What?

I said I gotta let you go, brother.

Why?

Straight up, you've gotten pretty weird, man.

I mean, a poem?

That's the worst. I...

I mean, you're creepin' everyone out.

This is constructive.

I'm shootin' you straight here, okay?

Yeah.

Uh, I could--

We got the same dealer, man.

I'm not a fuckin' moron.

Yeah.

Doug, you haven't shown to the last three staff meetings.

If you had, you'd-- you'd know we got some big changes

goin' on around here.

We're adding two bombshells from Miami to the roster.

Adding that breakfast buffet.

Uh, what about the fish?

They're not here for the fish!

But...

They're not here for the fuckin' fish.

They're here for the tits.

A 100 grand later, I learned that the hard way.

This VIP tank room, it was a pipe dream.

I blew it.

I was hopeful.

I like Florida. I like fish.

I had a little fish tank when I was a kid,

but shit, this is a bust.

No one wants to look at fish.

They wanna look at tits.

They wanna focus on a nut, not a grouper.

It's simple shit.

I gotta pivot.

It's just business, man.

Doug, you need some help, man.

Get some help.

So, uh, you, uh, excited?

For what?

Hmm, to bowl.

I guess so.

You just wanna square up

with the pins there, real good,

and you gotta get prepped,

and then you just do three, two, one.

You see?

Three, two, one.

Not-- not great.

But, uh, Dad's still learnin'.

♪ Really can't explain ♪

♪ Just yesterday morning ♪

♪ I saw your face a-- ♪

Well, maybe next weekend we can get you out to the beach.

Take the boat out and stuff.

Um, yeah, maybe.

Close the door.

Oh, hey, munchkin.

Did you have a fun day?

Okay, good.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

Um, Keith PayPaled you some money.

Did you get it?

Uh, I saw that. Yeah, I thought that...

I don't know. It's like a--

Yo, Doug!

PayPaled you 200! You get it?

Cool.

That's for her, okay?

I want you to get her something nice.

Party's two weeks from tomorrow, so...

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sayin' it so you show up with somethin', okay?

Yeah. Uh, are we done?

'Cause I actually gotta go. Really gotta--

You gotta fucking go?

Get home, so...

Okay. Go on.

Well, as I ain't doing you no fuckin' favors.

♪ ...my maker ♪

Don't forget, okay?

Yeah.

♪ If I were a rich man ♪

I gotta go.

Bye.

♪ I'd have been okay ♪ ♪ I'd have been okay ♪

♪ But I had nothin' ♪

Are you fucking kidding me?

How's he doin'?

How do you think he's doin'?

He's a fuckin' weirdo.

♪ To find a second chance ♪

♪ Oh ♪

How we doing, fellas?

Yeah, I know. I know.

The bridge is backed up, all right?

So...

Okay, take it easy, Gus.

You look kinda bloated.

It's a big piece, Sandy.

There you go.

Strange little man, Dougy.

And the only thing that's turned out right

was a candle.

Um, I don't have it, Ron.

It's not here.

Yeah, we would have found it if it was.

You remember my son, don't you?

Sup, player?

Y'all used to build sandcastles right down here

while I was up here doin' blow with your daddy.

Jesse, was it?

Well, it's Gator now.

á*On account of I gotta say much,

but I got a little bite in me.

That.

And he's the best damn gator tamer

the Sunshine State's got to offer.

Yes, sir.

I had a show up in Tallahassee goin' on five years runnin'.

It was until last month, Birtha,

our biggest, she got my ass into a death roll.

Oh.

Occupational hazard, huh?

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Little man with them big words.

What's goin' on here, Daddy?

I thought you said he was dim.

No, no, I didn't say that.

I said he was odd, but that don't make him dim.

Gator's been helping me

with the day-to-days in his downtime.

Oh, uh, yeah, just, uh...

Just been a bit of a bump.

Get in line, Dougy.

Life's built with walls of tough shit.

I mean, you wanna hear what

I've been goin' through lately?

I just found out that my mediocre wife of 35 years

done gone gay.

Oh, Debby, really? Uh...

Mm-hmm.

Apparently, it's just Deb now.

It's been a multi-layered mind fuck,

'cause usually lesbians and I, we get along great.

Yep, Gator and I, we've been livin' on the boat.

I emailed you in depth about all this shit.

Let's see here.

Sent to DougNelson@hotmail.com

Subject, "Yo, we need to talk.

Let's grab a beer soon, dot, dot, dot."

No reply.

Two weeks later.

"Percs don't fall off trees.

You owe me three grand.

Let's be adult about this."

Smiley face.

Three days ago, the last one I sent.

All caps.

"Debby's gay, exclamation point.

It all means nothin'.

Need money yesterday."

No reply again.

Shit, son!

Your daddy must be tired of rollin' around in his grave

watching this shit.

I used to sit right here in the kitchen with him.

High as kites, listenin' to him ramble on about...

Oh no!

...how worried he was about you.

He used to say, "Something's not right with that boy.

He's off scratchin' his head,

writin' his poems and shit."

But I'd assure him, I'd say,

"Just give him some time to find his feet.

Meet a nice lady and settle down.

That's all that he needs."

Well, here we are, Dougy.

Oh, my gosh.

You still livin' in his house.

Drivin' around in his car.

Still can't find your feet, can you?

Did you know that the ocean

is 71 percent of the Earth's surface

and holds over 1.3 billion cubic kilometers of water?

It is said that humans have only discovered

around 5% of it,

which leaves lots of room for imaginations to run free.

Over thousands of years, we have heard sightings

of sea creatures,

but one of them in particular has continued to hold water.

Sightings of mermaids date back

to the beginning of humanity,

from lonely Christopher Columbus out at sea,

all the way to today.

From the Amalfi Coast of Italy to the shores of South Africa,

these tails have continued to stand the test of time.

Conflicting ideologies

of the mythology.

The western concept is beautiful,

seductive singers that may have been influenced

by the mermaids of Greek--

In Slavic folklore,

these monstrous creatures

travel in twos or threes from their school,

hunting sinful sailors and fishermen

all around the globe.

They communicate not by singing

but a deafening screech,

that has been documented as the sound of hell itself

by those who have heard it.

Comment down below,

which mermaid mythology is your favorite.

And don't forget to click that button

and subscri--

Whoa!

Sorry, fellas.

Okay.

All right.

Whoa!

Not cool, okay? No.

That's not good.

No.

This is food.

I'm being nice, okay? See?

Mmm. Food.

Okay.

Yeah. Nice and slow.

A little bit of...

Yeah, okay.

That's good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

That's good. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's gonna take about half an hour for those to kick in.

When they do, you're flyin' high.

That's my good stuff.

Percs.

Uh, good news is I, uh,

know pretty much everything there is to know

about saltwater fish,

but, uh, bad news,

I'm not too good with women.

Yeah.

Or people in general.

Yeah.

But I think that's why this could be good.

You know?

Healthy.

For both of us.

Just nice and easy, and, uh...

Just nice and slow.

Just nice.

Slow.

Yeah.

Oh, hey!

Ah!

Did you get her something yet?

Not yet. Uh...

Of course you haven't.

I have a lot on my hands

right now.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Is that why you can't pick up any of my phone calls?

Hello?

I-- I just can't right now.

I'm just really busy, so I-- I can't.

Busy with what, Doug?

Sittin' in that house

and gettin' fucking high all day.

I'm with someone

and we're in the middle of somethin', so I can't.

I just-- I gotta go. Okay? Uh, bye.

Are you pretendin'

to have a girlfriend right now?

Look

we gotta, like,

come to some sort of agreement here, okay?

I gotta be able to trust you

and you gotta be able to trust me.

Trust.

Otherwise, I don't think this is gonna work out.

And you're probably scared.

I'm scared.

You know, it's new territory for me.

But as scary as it is...

As scary as it is, I just gotta say...

I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it.

You're kinda making me feel some things, okay?

Yeah, I know it's-- it's, like, really wrong or whatever

and it's weird,

and it's probably not good,

but, you know, here I am, feelin' it.

I don't know why, I don't know how.

I don't even know what it is.

It's not sexual or anything.

And I'm not into God or anything like that.

Like, a realist.

But when I saw you,

I just thought of all the places on the planet

of all the days and times

there we both were ready to go.

It's like I could feel it coming.

It's like it was destiny.

What do you think about that?

Yeah.

It's kind of a methy, stripper name, but--

Hell, welcome to Florida.

♪ I only wanna dance with you ♪

♪ When I don't, my heart is blue ♪

♪ Don't want my kicks ♪

♪ From someone else ♪

♪ Can't watch the sunrise all by myself ♪

♪ My sweetheart ♪

♪ When are you coming home ♪

♪ I only wanna sleep in your arms ♪

♪ So I can keep you safe from harm ♪

♪ I tiptoe around ♪

♪ So I don't wake you up ♪

♪ We roll around in forget-me-nots ♪

♪ My darling ♪

♪ Don't let it burn alone ♪

♪ I only wanna dance with you

♪ Only with you ♪

♪ Only with, only with you ♪

♪ Only with, only with you ♪

I used to lay here with my mom like this.

She, uh, she smoked too much.

She's just gone one day.

Only woman in my life just, uh, gone.

Well, you know,

unless you count Tina, Layla's mom.

We only had sex once.

You believe that?

That's all it took.

First and only time.

I was at a bar.

She was there with her friends,

and they kept, like, pushing her into me.

It was like a joke.

She said that I turned her on

'cause I looked like a kid.

So, I brought her back here,

and, uh, Dad was passed out in his wheelchair.

Just drunk in front of the TV.

Yeah.

Went in my room, and, uh,

I was-- I was loud,

you know, having sex,

'cause I guess I wanted him to hear me.

You know, like, I wanted him to hear me

so he knew I was a person.

A normal person, just doing what people do.

I can't even talk to my daughter anymore.

She's started to look at me just like everybody else does.

She's, like, embarrassed.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Grouchy girl.

Okay, let's get you set up.

Hey.

Um, okay. Are you sure?

Well, I-- you know,

I wish you would have told me sooner,

but obviously, uh, it was pretty fast.

So, not ready, you're not ready.

And, uh, last thing I wanna do is try to f--

You out already?

Hi.

Oh-- ah, I thought I left it in the car.

It was in my pocket.

Cargo. The cargo pocket.

This the, uh, the lucky lady?

Destiny, right?

Yeah, uh...

Uh-huh. Yeah.

She doesn't speak English, so...

Yeah, Tina mentioned that.

It's, uh, it's exotic.

I get it. I dig it. It's fun.

Where's she from?

Huh? Uh...

The Atlantic.

She's from the-- little--

a little place in the Atlantic.

It's, like, uh, south of Atlantic.

Miami?

South of, uh...

Key West.

I can't remember.

Yeah, rough area.

Really rough area.

That's also why she's paralyzed.

Oh Jesus, Doug.

Yeah, I know.

It's, uh, not good 'cause of, um...

Gangs.

There are gangs there,

and you know, there was a drive-by,

so they got her.

Yeah, it's brutal, as you can see.

Well, I actually can't see 'cause...

Huh?

You're kinda blockin' her there.

Oh.

Uh...

Yeah.

Just spin her around a little bit.

All right.

Oh, there she is.

I made that for your grandma

when she was in the hospital.

She, uh, hated the medical bracelets.

Said they kept reminding her she was dying.

So, I made her that to remind her of life!

Yeah, you know, just, uh, keep fighting, you know?

No matter what it takes, keep goin'.

That's what it's all about.

Thanks.

Layla.

Doug, can I talk to you for a second?

Private.

Now?

You'll be fine for a few minutes, okay?

Okay.

What the fuck, Doug?

-Uh... -Like, what the fuck?

Oh, um, I can give you guys back the 200.

-I just thought that-- -The 200?

That was, like, a better--

You really think I'm talkin'

about your shitty little gift right now?

Are you that fuckin' far gone?

Clearly, you are.

-Okay. -Wow.

Then what-- hey, can we just, like, relax for--

Relax? You want me to relax?

Those are children, Doug.

I play tennis with over half the moms at the country club.

Do you realize what this is gonna do to us?

What?

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

I haven't done anything, so...

Oh my God!

You're one of those people.

You're one of those crazy fuckin' people.

What happened, Doug?

I mean, I knew it was bad,

but this is some fuckin' Dateline shit.

I'm on a fuckin' Dateline episode right now.

I mean, she looks horrible.

She looks like she was burnin' a power plant or some shit.

I don't think you're really graspin'

how disturbing this is.

Yeah, I know she's not the easiest on the eyes,

but it's...

You won't even give her a chance.

Oh my God!

Oh... Yeah, you won't even--

- Did you even say hello? - ...my God.

I didn't see it.

I mean, do you fuck that?

Don't answer that.

Okay.

I don't wanna be here if we're not both welcome, so...

But I'm gonna go talk to Layla before I go.

I don't give a fuck what you do, Doug.

And I-- you know, I--

Never mind.

He's been like this for a long time.

He's just sick, sweetie.

And he has been for a while.

We've all known it.

And sick people just need help.

They need smart doctors and medicine.

And you know what?

We're gonna get him all of that.

The smartest doctors in town.

But...

I, uh...

I cried in front of my friends so bad.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Everyone cries.

It feels good to cry.

And you know what?

You had every right to.

It's your party, you can cry if you want.

You ever heard that song?

Oh, it's a classic.

Get the fuck

out of my house!

Come on, baby. You got this, okay?

Just 40 minutes.

Just stay with me.

We're almost there.

Okay. Almost there.

Get you in the tub.

What a fucking day.

Settle down.

We're at home.

I'm just gonna put you right here.

Hey, no!

Get out of here!

Hey!

Sorry, just...

I don't wanna hurt you, but you can't be here!

Let's go!

Hey, hello!

No more room! Let's go!

Don't make me feel bad for you!

Get out of here!

Come on!

So, um, whose family do you think is worse, huh?

Okay, yeah, you know, I-- I get it.

I get it. I messed up.

I really messed up.

I just reacted poorly, and I'm sorry.

I was just trying to defend myself,

and yeah, I'm not proud of it, but that's what happened.

You know, honestly, I was also trying to defend you

because you're still healing.

Can you just look at me?

Fuck.

You're a fish.

I'm talking to a fuckin' fish.

You wanna go? Just go.

You don't need me.

♪ ...is growing thin ♪

♪ There's no warning signs when your life comes so fast ♪

♪ And these are dark days here, but you know-- ♪

- Hey. - Yeah.

- Hey. - Yes.

You gotta be quick about this one.

Yes, sir.

Daddy's got some phone calls to make.

Hey, Dougy, Dougy, Dougy, Dougy?

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Daddy!

goddammit!

Fuck, this bitch is--

You-- damn! Come on!

Come on, son!

I'm fuckin' tryin'!

Goddammit!

Fuck!

She's not ready to talk, Doug.

Neither of them are.

We're confused here. We're...

I know.

It's-- it's a lot to process.

Can you, uh....

Can you just tell her I'm sorry?

Please?

Yeah.

I can do that.

And that goes to you guys as well.

Doug, look, we wanna help you.

Okay?

Get you clean, and out of this.

But you gotta play ball here, right?

I mean, you gotta take some resp--

Hey, it is Ron.

You know what to do.

Hey, it is Ron.

Fuck!

Fuckin' bastard!

Fuck!

Hey, It is Ron.

Fuck!

You know what to do.

Hey, Doug.

Um, you gave me a little scare

with that phone call earlier.

Um...

So we just wanna stop by and check in on you.

And also, Layla wrote something

she would like you to hear.

Okay, uh, do we ha-- do we have to do this

right now, guys? Really?

Doug, you're gonna let her read it, okay?

We know you're busy.

Okay, uh, I can't right now.

I know how that sounds. I-- I just--

Daddy, please.

I wrote you a poem. I...

...wrote it on the card you gave me.

Which was some pretty disturbin' shit, by the way.

Okay, Tina.

That's not helping.

Go ahead, honey.

Doug, you wanna sit down?

No, okay? I-- I can't.

I rea-- I gotta go.

- Okay? - Daddy.

Can you sit down?

-Um... -Okay, stand up.

Okay, it's called "I'm sorry".

Layla, please.

Okay, you don't have to do this right now, right?

"My daddy should carry me on his shoulders,

but I realize he can't as I've gotten older."

Layla, please.

"I'm the one who carries him,

The dad who taught me how to swim,

he's drowning deeper every day,

Mom's run out of words to say, but not me."

It's okay, baby. Go on.

"I'm sorry that he's feeling pain,

I'm sorry that he's filled with shame.

I'm sorry that his dad was mean,

sorry that he used to scream.

I'm sorry that he went away before my daddy got to say,

he's to blame for all the shame,

he's the reason for his pain.

But, Daddy, something's gotta change,

you're driving Mom and Keith insane.

I love you, but you run away,

and I really need you here to stay."

We're here, Doug.

You gotta make a decision right now, okay?

Yeah.

Layla,

that was amazing.

Yeah.

That was-- that was better than anything

I've ever written.

As soon as Daddy gets back...

Daddy, no. No, no!

No, we can talk about all this, okay?

- Yes. - Daddy, no!

Doug.

- No! - No.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. - No!

- It's okay. - No.

- I don't think-- - Shh!

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

All right?

It's fine.

I love you.

Take it. I don't want it.

- Doug, what... - Where you going, Doug?

- Doug. - Daddy, don't go!

- Doug. - Doug.

Why? Why can't you just stay?

'Cause Daddy's gotta go save a fuckin' mermaid.

-What? -Oh my God.

Hello?

That's fucking weird.

Yep.

I'm so hungover.

I have spare Adderall in my shoe.

Yeah.

Get it.

Listen, I-- I don't wanna be this guy,

but my girls are being paid by the hour here, brother.

That was your end of the deal, not mine.

I don't even know why they're part of this.

You wanted presentation. You wanted a show.

And that's what I'm giving you.

It's-- it's about comfort.

It's about the buildup.

It's about the vibe.

And you really think that when they leave here,

they're gonna be thinkin' about your trashy-ass girls

or the fuckin' vibe?

I think I know entertainment, and I think I know how to rock

the socks off a fuckin' audience.

I think that's why you came to me, right?

No offense, Ron, but right now,

you're losin' them.

I say fuck the no-shows.

Fuck 'em.

Let them be sorry they missed it.

Let these vultures fight over their shit.

Come on. Their dicks are gettin' soft.

You know better than this.

All right.

Okay.

Now we're talkin'.

- Let's do a bumpski. - Okay.

Kick this shit off.

It's yours. You know, it's smooth.

Yeah.

Fuck.

You were thirsty, brother.

Fuck.

All right. Fuck it.

Mic's hot. Let's give 'em a show.

Come on!

I wanna thank all y'all for comin' out here tonight

on such short notice.

We sort of threw this thing together real quick,

so thank you.

Thank you for bearin' with us here.

I just want to say that, uh, some of y'all are my friends.

Others are associates that I've sold some party favors

to over the years, if you get my drift.

And, uh...

Well, anyway, uh, the rest of you,

I've-- I've only admired from afar.

And, uh, I just want to tell you

how much it means to me

that I have some of the most powerful men

in the Sunshine State in one room.

Ron.

Yeah.

What the fuck are we doin' here, man?

Well, that's a good question.

You're like,

"Why has this motherfucker brought me out here

in this shitty-ass titty bar on a Tuesday night?

Well, all that is about to be revealed.

But first, let me ask you a question.

What do you give to a man

who has it all?

♪ She knows how to rock ♪

♪ See my baby

♪ She knows how to rock ♪

I want you to bear in mind that this room could be filled

with the top marine biologists in the country,

maybe even the world,

holdin' up their little nerdy notepads,

askin' us how we did it.

Walter Disney himself, who let me tell you right now,

is rollin' in his grave

because he missed out on this shit.

But you know what?

He's dead.

And the scientists?

Well, they weren't fuckin' invited!

Okay.

Bring up the bubbles!

Let's get her wet, brother.

Copy, copy, here she comes.

You ready, baby girl?

What's good, Doug?

Hey, I gotta-- I gotta get inside, okay?

Nah, dog, I can't.

Skip's doin' some private event.

Think it's like some sex shit or somethin'.

Oh shit!

Come on, stand up, all right?

Let's go, come on.

Fuck.

Sorry, dog.

Uh...

I'm not droppin' my weed, Doug.

Fuck you, Doug.

Fuckin' weirdo.

Yo, he's fuckin' crazy.

Sit down, all right? Sit down!

Call the cops.

Skip said no cops.

Doug, what the fuck are you doing?

Okay, uh...

How many guys are in there?

I-- I don't know. Like, 10.

And the scary guy in the tank room.

What are they doing?

-What are they doing? -I don't know!

It's, like, an auction or a charity event

or some shit.

We had to sign NDAs.

Shut up!

I'm goin' in there.

No, fuck you. You're gonna get us all fired.

Like you got get me fired?

For writing you a fucking poem?

Fuck you, Trixie!

Gentlemen, feast your eyes

and grab onto your sacks,

because you're about to witness aquatic history!

Come on, now.

That ain't a fuckin' dolphin.

That's a real fuckin' deal.

This is history in the makin', y'all.

Come on now.

Don't insult me, fellas.

Let's go.

♪ It's all wrong ♪

♪ But it's all right ♪

♪ The way I feel when I'm with you ♪

No!

Stop!

Stop!

Get up.

Get up now!

You sure that's what you want?

Yeah, get up right now!

John fuckin' McClane now, huh?

Put your hands on your head!

Okay, Douglas.

♪ It's all wrong ♪

♪ But feels so right ♪

Come on, fellas!

Groove with me.

Come on!

Oh, you better think quick, dude.

I get them darts from Russia in bulk.

It only takes about three minutes

to kill a full-grown polar bear.

And about a minute for a gator.

So, you really went through all my shit, man, huh?

Really?

You do know that's my airsoft gun, don't you?

♪ You rest your head ♪

Yeah.

♪ On my pillow ♪

Fuckin' dipshit.

♪ I fall asleep ♪

You feel that accuracy in your neck, hmm?

Hmm.

State ranked bitch, four years runnin'.

Oh!

Yeah, that's right, boy.

You know, Daddy did always tell me

you got the dumb from your mama.

He said she was dumb as shit.

But her tits were nice enough to keep coming back for her.

Big, beefy naturals.

Town fuckin' pumps.

Whoa, hey, don't get me started, player.

Oh.

Well, I guess Daddy was right, you do take after your mama.

You know,

this kinda reminds me of last night.

with your little friend down there.

Uh, I just had to...

But you know what I'm talkin' about, don't you?

Come on, we're a couple Eskimo brothers.

♪ To be by my side ♪

♪ With help from each other ♪

Yeah, I had a little, uh, company up here,

but, um, I took care of it.

Who?

Doug Nelson.

Shit.

Come on. Come on.

You got more money, man.

Let's go.

What do you say, fellas?

We're groovin' now.

Chill the fuck out.

I didn't say I killed the fucker.

I said I took care of him.

Hit him with a tranq right in the...

♪ I hope I will find ♪

You got anything stronger?

Motherfucker!

What the fuck did I say?

I had one thing.

No one gets in here.

No one gets in here.

Someone got in here.

That's on you.

Now I got a fucking mess on my hands.

Yeah, you do.

What's that supposed to mean?

All right, come on. We're groovin' here, fellas.

Don't tease me, fellas.

Come on.

1.5 million.

Come on, fellas.

Oh.

Well, that ain't good.

What the fuck?

Oh, fuck it.

God damn it.

I'm sorry.

♪ Like a candle in the darkness ♪

♪ Baby, your love ♪

♪ Is a lie ♪

2 mil.

Cash.

Tonight.

Um...

Sold. Uh...

Skip, can you, uh...

Can you help Mr. Morris with the paperwork?

Yeah.

Actually, I think everyone's gonna need to sign somethin'.

♪ There's a place for unfaithful lovers ♪

♪ Unfaithful lovers like me ♪

♪ I cried for you today ♪

♪ A million miles away ♪

♪ For I'm living on the isle of misery ♪

♪ Days are long and the nights are so lonely ♪

♪ Oh, what I'd give just to be ♪

♪ In your heart once more ♪

Oh, good.

Good, good, good.

Well, none of this is good, actually.

I guess the money's good, though, right?

Yeah, the money's good.

But you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean?

It...

...could have been good.

Could have been just fine.

You could have lived out your sad little life,

and I could have lived out mine.

How's that for a fuckin' poem, Dougy?

Yeah, yeah, but I'm glad you're awake.

Yeah, I'm glad you're awake

So you could see what I plan on doing to you.

Pooh!

Don't you wanna know what I plan on doing to you,

Dougy?

Huh?

Don't you wanna know what I plan on doing to you?

All right.

I'm gonna take you way

out into the water.

Then, I'm gonna shoot you right in the back of the head.

Boom!

♪ Did someone ever say goodbye to someone ♪

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm gonna shoot you in the dick first.

So you can feel it.

Like my boy felt it.

Yeah.

You know, I never--

I've never killed a man before.

Uh, not that you're quite a man, but-- but a person.

You know what I mean.

I've roughed a guy up a couple times, but it's--

It's never been this necessary.

Yeah.

Your daddy would kill me.

Yeah, because I kinda...

I got these butterflies in my belly.

I'm really kinda fuckin' excited.

Yeah.

Yep.

Let's play.

♪ All gassed up and ready to go ♪

♪ Layin' low in Mexico ♪

♪ When I needed you most ♪

♪ Oh, you never were there ♪

♪ When I wanted to kiss you ♪

♪ And hold you ever so close ♪

♪ You were never around ♪

♪ When I needed you most ♪

♪ ...how I feel ♪

♪ To someone who hurt me ♪

Well, you sneaky little fuck!

♪ Someday you'll be lonely ♪

You see that big bad ass boat over there?

Huh?

That's the Sorcha.

That's the...

That's the biggest boat in town.

That's where...

That's where your little fishy gal is right now.

I thought...

I thought you were a kinky bastard,

but you know what that guy who bought her,

what's he gonna do to her?

You are not gonna believe this.

He said he's not gonna fuck her.

He's not even gonna kiss her.

He's gonna eat her.

He's gonna eat her raw and slow.

Ah.

I mean, think about that.

Talk about disposable income.

I think it's about--

it's about dinner time right now.

What do you, little man?

You ready?

I've been ready for a long time.

How about you?

Ah.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

You sure?

You're walkin' a little funny just now.

I found your stash, Ron.

Green bag.

When you ingest a large amount of heroin,

it only takes--

Looks like I finally found my feet!

Mm-hmm.

Buen provecho, Señor.

Wait, can you remove that, um...

Of course.

Of course.

Is there anything else I can get you, sir?

Some olive oil or music, perhaps?

No, the ocean sounds just fine.

Of course. Please enjoy.

Oh! Oh!

Ch-- Chuy!

Chuy, get back out here!

No me gusta.

Chuy! Hey!

Put that thing back in.

Jesus, why did that take so long?

I'm sorry, sir. Truly.

No, no, no. Don't...

Don't apologize.

It was my mistake.

I'm sorry that I thought

I could give the crew a day off,

and that you could prepare my dinner on your own,

but...

It won't happen again.

How does it taste?

Chewy.

Si, Señor.

No, it-- it tastes chewy.

You know, it's bland.

Um, can you get me some olive oil?

And maybe that, uh, that salsa that you made?

Of course.

Just bring 'em both.

Can I help you?

Ah!

You're the, uh,

guy who made that big mess last night, right?

I got all your money.

It's right here.

Oh.

What's your name?

Doug.

Doug.

Okay, Doug.

I'm gonna try to explain this as best I can.

I always say that to guys who look

and carry themselves like you

because, you know, this is goin' to go fast.

And you need to do your best to try to keep up with me.

Okay, Doug?

You know, I-- I've been around this globe numerous times.

I've slept everywhere that a man could possibly sleep.

I fucked everything that a man could possibly fuck.

And until last night,

well, I thought I had eaten everything.

Think I get it.

Don't interrupt me, please.

Here's my point.

No matter how many places I've been,

I always manage to come back to Florida.

Do you wanna know why that is?

Not really.

Yeah, it's the only place on earth

that can still kinda surprise me.

You know, one night you could be in a porta potty,

snortin' PCP

out of some young P uerto Rican guy's asshole

who can't afford to pay the rent.

And then two nights later,

you could be sittin' on a beautiful boat,

watching the sun go down,

feasting on a-- a mermaid

who tastes like shit.

And then a guy like you shows up.

He's got a bag of money and a loaded gun.

And, well,

I have no idea what happens next.

And that's what makes me keep coming back.

Chuy, can you show this man off of my boat?

Chuy.

Chuy.

Lo siento.

Okay.

I'll tell you what, um,

you can keep the money, no strings.

You can go out and you can buy yourself

some fuckin' jet skis, okay?

Whatever it is you people waste your money on.

And, um, if you wanna shoot me,

why don't you just go ahead and fuckin' do it already,

all right?

You know, spare me all this melodramatic fucking bullshit.

Wow.

Good dog.

He listens and he learns.

He can communicate.

So can they.

Motherfucker.

Fucking Florida.