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I don't know what's going on

Thank you.

Ciao, passerotta.

Ciao, papi.

Allora, passerotta, sei stata a mare oggi?

Sì, papi.

Con le clamiche?

No, da sola.

Da sola?

E qual è il preso al sole che non vede i segni del costume?

Mmm, colette piene di fuori.

Mmm, colette piene di fuori, eh?

Sì. Stai un po' con me o cominciate ad andare via stasera?

Eh, papi, stasera vado a ballare con le mie amiche.

We'll see what time it is.

It's very late, half an hour.

Half an hour?

Yes, and then I have to get ready.

So, we're not together anymore, aren't you a little nostalgic of me?

Yes, grandpa, but I also owe you to go to bed with my friends.

Really? Of course, but your dad?

Your dad doesn't play anymore?

Yes, grandpa.

What are you doing, daddy?

What am I doing?

Come on,

I don't recognize you. Come on. But daddy, in 20 minutes I have to leave.

In 20 minutes?

Yes. Well, we'll be together for 20 minutes. Do you have a problem?

Come on, daddy.

Come on, I'll give you a gift.

A gift?

Yes, yes. What do you want as a gift?

I saw a beautiful dress in a dress.

What color is it?

White.

Yeah.

You want to eat?

Let's put your hands together.

um um

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Let me see the potato.

He's pulling my leg.

You like it?

Yes. Yes. Yeah.

I'll give you a couple of kisses.

I've never had a heart attack.

Do you feel it?

Do you feel it? You've never had a heart attack?

Yes, daddy.

Come on, let me see the little hole.

You know where I want that hole, right?

Yes, daddy.

I want it all there.

You have to make it all disappear inside.

All that hole there. All that hole at the tip.

You have to make it all disappear.

I don't like it at all.

Come on, come on.

I don't know

Oh

Thank you.

Okay.

All right. . .

.

. . . .

This one, eh?

It's active, eh? You're neglecting me, eh? Now I'll get you. Come on, take it

all, come on.

Come on, then I'll smash it all in, like this. I'll make it disappear.

Like this, good girl.

Good girl.

Give me my keyboard, like this.

Let's play again with the old times, eh?

With the old times, let's play.

Do you remember?

How many times have we played?

Like this.

It's about to run out of power.

I love you, dad.

Come on, like this.

Come on, my love.

Come on, like this.

Come on, you see?

Come on, like this.

Come on.

Come on, now I'm going to beat you all the way to the balls. I'm going to beat

you. I'm going to beat you.

I'm sorry.

Hi mom!

Mom, don't you want to go home?

Yes, it's fine.

My mom was missing too.

Did you wake up early today? Yes, I woke up early.

Are you okay?

Is there a problem?

No, everything is fine.

Are you sure?

Yes, yes, yes.

And the school?

Everything is fine, of course.

Do you have problems with your friends?

No, actually, they always come with me, so... So, what's wrong with you?

No, nothing...

Do you want to talk to me?

No, it will be better if you don't.

Why?

Because... I'm a little embarrassed, so... Are

you embarrassed by mom?

No, I'm not embarrassed by you.

I'm embarrassed by what I have to tell you.

We're trying to understand everything.

It means everything.

I don't know, mom, but the thing is... It's a bit delicate to explain to you.

There's always something to be said. Why do you think so?

Because this one... I think it's a great problem.

No, it's not a problem at all.

You know, that all my friends, with

their boys... No, go on, go on.

Go on, tell me.

That they have already done something with these children.

Explain it to me.

That they have already burned them.

So? So, I... I don't know what happened to me.

And consequently, this manhood of yours derives from your little approach to

girls?

Little? Nothing.

You didn't go out with... I don't remember the name.

My girl.

Is that right?

I went out and that's it?

How come? Is this difficult?

I don't know how to explain it. I don't know. I get stuck.

You told me before.

I know, but it's not easy.

I can understand that. But we're always tired.

I know, but when I go out with them, you know, after they lose the football...

Mark tells me what he did the night before.

Simone what he did with his other friend.

And I don't have to tell you anything.

Well, each of you has too much time.

I don't know, but... And this creates you.

This is a matter of soul.

A very big problem.

I don't know.

Why don't you believe me?

What are you saying?

I'm here to help you.

Thank you.

um um

Thank you.

Sure. I'm embarrassed.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Deep breath.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Ah.

Okay.

Oh.

Thank you.

um oh

No!

Oh my god, I want to spit on you!

See, I'm good

Ciao Papi, I'll see you in a minute on the cat.

I'm a little tired, a little stressed today.

I went to the office earlier because I'm a little tired, but it's fine.

Are you at school?

At school everything is fine.

Then after school we went with some other friends to Giulia's house.

In Giulia?

Yes, in Giulia. Then she also comes here to eat in the meantime.

She does homework here at home. Ah, I see.

She's my best friend. Yes, yes, she's my best friend.

Well, you've come up with some pretty interesting ideas.

Yeah, that's true.

But no, Dad, we're talking about men.

What do you mean?

We're talking, me and Giulia, and our other friends, about the most

intelligent dads in our class.

And so?

And so, it has emerged that you are the most intelligent dad in our class. Me?

Yes, you, dad.

Why?

Look at you, you stay well, you do sports, you're a dynamic

type.

Excuse me, young girls your age, so young, with all the beautiful girls

around,

and you come to think of 45-year-old baboons, like us, your parents, what's

the reason?

Camilla, you should think of...

But you

can't

think of the parents of your class, right?

But look, the doubt isn't all wrong.

What do you mean?

Because you're a good dad.

What do you mean?

You're an intriguing, attractive dad.

Really.

And so, what would you say about that?

You're a good dad.

Look, dad, even men like you lead us to different fantasies.

Camilla, what are you doing?

But no, Camilla.

Eh, dad.

Mmm, but what? What are you doing?

Come on, dad.

We're up here in front of the moon.

Mmm.

Do you like it?

Yes, I like it.

Do you

like it?

Let's get going.

I want to die.

I want to die.

I want to

die.

No, no, no, no, no,

no, no.

Oh, Siri!

Papa, but you're so cute!

Come

on,

you can do it!

Come on!

What can I say?

Oh.

Mmm.

Good bar.

I'm going to drink all the vodka now.

Hmm.

Ciao, Chiara.

You see, there's a cord around my neck.

Papi, what are you doing?

It's disgusting.

Papi, you're like a pig.

It's disgusting.

How can you like the Tampax rope? Come on.

I don't know.

What a depraved father I have.

Pull it out for me too.

Then I'll brush my teeth, Papi.

Old, disgusting pig!

Are you having fun, daddy?

Eh, I'm a little less, come on, but it's really necessary, even today.

We can't wait until tomorrow, do the piano with those hands, do the piano

with those hands!

Oh, old pig!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Papi, come on! Are you really going to do it?

With your teeth?

Come on, Papi, that's disgusting!

No, Sir Papi.

There's really nothing to do, eh?

Disgusting.

That's disgusting, Papi!

Daddy, what are you doing?

Daddy, let me go to the bathroom. I'm going to take a shower.

Come on, Chiara.

Come here, give me a pump.

Come on.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, everything, everything, come on.

Yes. Everything, everything, take everything, come on.

Your finger, come on.

That's it.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

okay oh

um um

Come on, Chiara, come here.

Come here, come on.

Come on, the Pope wants to tie you up all the way.

Come on, come on.

Come on, you're so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.