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Ew, ew, ew, ugh.

I looked up in happiness,

and I could just see your crotch.

I don't know why everything we do goes back

to our testicles.

You called me a bitch?

You're collateral damage, and I'm really sorry for that.

- I would never do that to you. - I get it, and I apologize.

OK, if I wasn't annoyed with you before, I sure am now.

OK, princess.

- No. - Krista!

- All right, Krista's doing the dishes. - Yes.

It still really bothers me that she hasn't talked to me

about what happened at Greek night.

I think there's far more important things to be

discussing than dishes.

JJ, I wanna, like, kinda open up her walls.

Maybe I bring JJ out for a night on the town.

I think you should.

I'll be the loyal man who she always needed,

in like, a practice way.

I'm so psyched for my first LP date with Anthony.

I really like you, Anthony. I really do.

- Do you? - I do.

I like both Anthony and Parker.

If I could just mesh them together, it would be perfect.

- Aly? - Aly!

I'm Sammy. - Sammy!

Aly and Sammy has a good ring to it.

I don't think I've ever had this feeling before.

I'm struck.

What about Anthony? Like, you're just playing him.

Most of the time I don't get a genuine connection with

an average height woman in a club.

Most of the time they come up to me, "Oh my God, can I take

a picture with you? You're short."

But Aly's not doing that.

She's looking at me as a human being that

she may find attractive.

A 9.8?

You see this tongue? I gotta put it to work.

I'm just showing what I got.

Aly just blows me away, and I just don't even know what

I'm doing right now because I've never felt this way.

Yeah!

Yeah!

While on this vacation, I was hoping to meet someone,

a love interest.

Parker is so fun.

He just has great energy, and I just think he is so cute.

He is the cutest ever.

Whoa!

Seeing Sammy make out with somebody who's not in

this house is such a relief.

Did I meet an angel tonight?

No, I didn't.

Met a goddess.

This outfit helped me seal the deal.

Aly could be the one.

The heart wants what it wants.

And I'm falling in love at the gay bar.

I never thought those words would come out my mouth.

So don't hate, appreciate.

What?

Bye.

Whoo!

Have fun!

My night with Parker was so much fun, and there is

definitely a spark there.

I don't think it has necessarily changed anything

between Anthony and I. I like both.

And not to say that I feel guilty, but I kind of almost do

feel a little bit guilty. But I'm single, so it's OK.

- Oh, my God! - We're living large.

- Hello, Mother. - Hello, Son.

I met the love of my life last night.

OK, what happened?

So we went to a gay bar.

And then some guys that we met previously at a bar before,

they came and they brought a girl.

- Her name's Aly. - Was she gay?

No. And her name's Aly.

And I don't know, I'm just so happy.

- She made me laugh. - Are you in love?

Yes, I think I am.

No, but this one--

OK, you haven't heard that all-- every Sunday.

Pretty much. Pretty much, Sam.

No, but this one is different.

In the LP community, when a man is dating an average height

woman, it's seen as a trophy, I think, to most men.

But all women are equal to me.

She's college-educated, she's smart, she's young.

And she likes you? What the hell?

Must be. We made out last night and...

Ew, Sam! Come on, dude.

And she talked to me for 30 minutes.

30 minutes you talked? That's like a lifetime.

It was just amazing.

Oh, Sam.

My Mom's gonna have to set another place at

the Thanksgiving table because, who knows, I could have

found the one.

- All right, I love you, babe. - Bye, I love you.

- Bye. - Bye.

I'm gonna make Krista a smoothie,

'cause she wanted one, a fruit smoothie.

- Why so aggressive, bud? - This is actually fun.

- What are you doing? - Making Krista a smoothie.

Oh.

Frozen fruit, water, orange juice,

and most importantly, my love.

John is so sweet, and I see him catering to Krista,

and he'll do anything for anybody,

wears his heart on his sleeve, and I just see that

she's abusing that.

Would you like some breakfast?

Uh, avocado toast?

Do one of you guys mind making me some food?

- I don't feel good. - Yeah, of course.

Will you make me, like, something with chicken?

Krista, head into your room. We'll handle everything.

- I'm serious. - OK.

Don't take advantage of his kindness.

And that's what's irritating me.

I guess the crush is still crushing.

It's still...

still, you know, still controlling the crush.

- Fruit smoothie. - Thank you.

- How are you feeling, though? - I overdid it for sure, and...

It was fun, though, at least. It was kind of worth it.

This is honestly the best-worst hangover ever.

Because you have great memories of last night.

- Yes. - At the cost of feeling like crap.

Mm-hmm.

I am very smitten with Parker, and Anthony and Parker

have different game.

Anthony is almost, like, laid back,

whereas Parker stepped up.

At this point, I haven't heard from Anthony again yet,

and I'm just gonna let it be out of sight, out of mind,

because I had such a great time with Parker,

and I want to explore that, too.

♪ Lose control ♪

♪ Let it all spill out tonight ♪

♪ Every truth you locked inside ♪

♪ Every tear you turned to ice ♪

Pardon?

Do you wanna go do our nails?

Yes.

It got all mixed up there.

It's all right.

Ever since Greek night, it's like, a pattern.

Like, it keeps happening over and over again where

I'm just feeling left out.

I'll grab my purse, and then do you wanna go?

- Yeah, let's go. - OK.

OK.

Let's get out of here, girlfriend.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Yep.

Just a simple invitation would have been nice.

Pop a squat, girly. Come to the salon.

- Oh, my God. - - I think we need drinks in here

while we do this.

Should we get John to bring some?

- Yeah. - Fergie!

What's up?

Will you bring us some champagne?

- Oh, OK. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Please. Please and thank you.

Anything for my gals.

OK.

Krista, are you good?

I just feel like we need to talk.

Something needs to be said, um,

because I honestly don't know

what I'm doing wrong at this point.

Let me, like, dangle my toes over.

- Don't judge my toes. - Ready?

- Oh my gosh. - Five-star service.

Didn't know we were having a spa day.

- Oh, thank you. - Fun.

- Here's your drink. - Thanks, Fergie.

- Of course. - Cheers.

I wanna talk to you about something real quick.

JJ's heart's not open to love after what's happened in

the past with her ex.

Once you've gotten hurt, you know, it changes you.

I don't think that I'm ever going to find love.

I just wanna see if there's a way for her to open her heart

up just a bit.

I thought it would be cool...

Maybe I bring you out on a practice date.

Kinda open up your walls a bit more and see what it

would be like to go on a real one.

But for me, it's just a practice date.

- Really? - I would.

All right, we'll make it happen.

I want--

Get out of here.

Pat on the back if I could reach my back with

my achondroplasia arms.

I'm hoping JJ gets comfortable.

She really locks her mind on the idea of being out there

and being vulnerable.

No better person to practice with than your boy,

Johnny Fergalicious.

I'm excited.

Obviously, I want my two best friends to be together, duh.

I'm excited because it's John, and he's fun,

and I feel safe with him.

And then also, too, like, I need to start like opening up

more instead of just being like, OK, I'm done.

Yeah. And that's a scary thing to do.

So I think like doing it with someone you already feel safe

with, like will make it easier to do it in the future.

- Like whenever, you know? - Yeah.

- Like... - He does.

She's just very young.

- Hmm. - You know, and like...

I know John.

I know that he will put a wall up

and say things are great when they're not.

He was already secretive about the relationship to begin with.

So I just wanna talk to him.

But I'm just worried he'll think I'm being judgmental

and not supportive of his new relationship.

As of late, I've been the happiest I've ever been.

It very much seems like you were the one putting all

the effort in.

I'm happy, you know, that that's all that

I care about.

It hurts me that my two best friends are questioning me

about my relationship.

You deserve someone that supports you.

I'm gonna be real.

When you called out Steph about her crying and venting,

that was a little up.

I mean, if someone's lying,

we all deserve to know the truth.

I'll do some push ups.

Just a couple.

How many was that?

Let me see you do a clap.

I'll do 40 with you.

- Let's go. - No, I'm chilling.

- Let's go. - Let's go, baby.

Dwarfs are very competitive, because we grew up in a world

where everyone believed we couldn't do anything.

- Ready, set... - Get it.

And I think that's why, when we're together and it's

an even, level playing field,

we finally believe in ourselves.

We believe in our own capabilities,

especially athletically.

- Go, go, go, JJ. - Go, JJ, go JJ, go.

- Go, go JJ, go, go. - Go, Fergie.

- Go, go. - - Oh my God, I can't even clap.

That was good.

I feel like we haven't been that athletic.

We made out, which was active. Well, you guys did.

- And we played pickleball. - Yeah.

You wanna have some, like, backyard games?

- Yeah. - - The little backyard games.

What would we play, though? I mean, we got swimming.

Also, we could do, like, weighted squats,

so we have somebody on our shoulders.

And those aren't backyard games.

That's working out, John.

This is a game that we're all good at.

We beat all of our average height friends at--

- Yeah. - But then--

Krista would just win.

Oh, she is flexible.

It's kind of a play on the official Dwarf Athletic

Association of America, where we get to compete with

people on an even, level playing field.

What other one?

You know the carrying around your waist with the hot dog?

- Oh, the hot dog! - The sausage, yes.

Yes.

We have done that a few times with each other.

Yeah, we have.

Oh, maybe we could use

some of your new toys and incorporate that into this.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Lightsaber competitions.

- We're not doing that. - OK.

Have you tried the vibrator? Have you?

I have. I love that thing.

- No, but have you tried it? - I don't know.

Have you? You have-- yes, you have.

- Yes. - Yes, you have.

You're getting shy. That's what's happening.

Ooh, what about hula hoop contest?

- Ooh! - Yeah, that could be cool.

I would win.

And then for the final one, we just all, like,

- fold clothes. - No, thanks.

Who is the quickest at that?

Oh, boy.

I think we have a pretty solid list of games now.

After being left out at the pickleball game...

Nice! Nice serve, Steph!

What a serve! Unbeatable!

...I'm kind of for the Dwarf Games.

OK, so, if we have these, like, games in our backyard,

who else should we have so it's an even team?

We could bring an average height person.

No, we wanna keep the playing field even.

You just wanna bring over Aly.

Well, yeah. If I'm doing 2v2,

I kind of want her on the team.

I think it should be a little person, so.

But do you want it to be another female

or do you want another male?

I want a male for sure, 'cause it's always been him

and I versus you three.

So is it girls against guys?

Yeah.

I feel like the tensions with the girls within the house

aren't really over.

After what's happened with Greek night and throughout

this whole vacation, I would love it if everyone

was on the same page and friends.

So if the girls compete together as a team,

it'll create a team bond. That's what we need.

I feel like I know who I wanna invite, but I'm gonna

call him after to see if he's actually available.

Who?

I have a few in mind. Don't you worry.

I wanna know who's gonna be the sixth person.

You know, the last time a random person was invited

over to the house, it was frickin' Eddie.

I think you and I made out.

Did we?

I don't wanna be blindsided again.

Well, I'm gonna make a phone call after this to see

who's available to be our sixth person.

I'm really curious about the sixth person.

Hey, you two troublemakers over here.

- What? - Wanna watch a movie?

Yeah, that's why we're getting snacks.

Are we watching it in my room?

- Oh, yeah. - I got a big TV.

You do have a big TV. What size is your bed?

I don't know.

I didn't meassure it.

I didn't bring a tape measure when I got here.

It's a big bed.

I want a kink. We're short this way.

We're not short width way.

It's big enough, bud, OK?

A lot of girls have told me it's big enough.

Oh, who?

Do you want me to respond to that?

No. Nope, we're good.

- Whoa. - - Don't get crumbs in my bed.

Are you guys gonna join us?

Yeah, we'll be right there.

- All right, see you guys soon. - OK.

OK.

You OK?

Hey, pull my finger.

Why?

I-- I just wanted to talk to you for a minute.

Um...

We didn't really get a chance to talk about what happened at

the Greek party.

How do you feel about what happened?

It was crazy.

And, like, I'm gonna be real.

When you called out Steph about her crying and venting,

that was a little up.

Why is this even a conversation?

Because you're literally crying to me in the bed about

how much you care about me.

- I never cried to you in bed. - - That's a lie.

I mean, when you told me about Sammy kissing her, like,

that's what triggered it.

Yeah, but that's not her fault.

No, it's not.

It's not her fault that you told me that.

I mean, and I just didn't want us to be in the dark anymore.

I thought I was doing her a favor, honestly.

By calling her out?

The only reason why I mentioned about her crying

or being upset is because she was trying to tell everyone

that she wasn't upset.

Yeah, because she doesn't want Sammy to know that.

But Sammy does know that.

You hear them fighting in the other room, though.

Yeah, but see, when she's venting to us,

Sammy doesn't need to know that.

So it's just about, like, girl code.

I mean, if someone's lying, we all deserve

to know the truth.

Oh, God.

I thought we were all supposed to be friends

and be here together, and I just don't understand, like,

why you didn't just check up on me.

I would have checked up on you.

Yeah.

Sometimes I feel like you're putting on an act.

Me?

I feel like you're like, "I don't like asking for help."

And then I see you playing the hot girl card with

Johnny and Sam. It's not OK.

What do you mean like hot girl card?

Cause you're gorgeous.

I can't-- I can't help the way I look, JJ.

No, I don't want you to.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, God, this sucks.

JJ, I've gotten bullied a lot.

- For being pretty? - Yeah.

That's why I feel more comfortable with, like,

asking the guys for help or if I need anything.

I'm starting to feel really bad.

But there's the other part of me that something's not

making sense.

Because she's been bullied for being pretty, she feels more

comfortable asking the guys for things?

I don't know.

It's always been like a competition.

I don't want it to be a competition.

It's not a competition. It's not a competition.

This sucks.

I don't have a lot of, like, LP girlfriends because of this.

Like, sometimes I don't even wanna put makeup on.

Mmm.

Stop. I hate that.

Stop. I get it.

There definitely is prejudice

within the Little People community.

From what I've experienced so far and also from what

I've heard, it can get really competitive

and very nasty quick.

I think that there's a lot of insecurities that people have

within the community, especially when it comes to

outer looks, and I cannot help how I look.

I didn't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.

I wasn't trying to call Steph out.

I just didn't wanna be called a liar in front of everybody.

Steph, like, she apologized to me, but I just feel like

she's still upset with me.

I feel like right now she's still healing, and healing has

a lot of emotions.

- It's a lot of ups and downs. - OK.

I do apologize.

I accept your apology.

I just don't want Krista to think Steph and I take issue

with her being pretty, that's not the case at all.

But we all have stuff to work on and to be better about.

OK.

♪ Got a problem, call your friends ♪

♪ Ain't that what the good... ♪

I'm gonna hit the ball far.

Do a little confidence spray...

Whoo.

Wait. Wait.

OK, that's not a golf shirt, bud.

Oh, no, really? Don't care.

I like it.

We've got the backyard Dwarf Games planned for tomorrow,

so I made a call to a friend of mine within the LP community

who I thought would be the perfect addition.

So, listen, we're playing the Dwarf Games backyard

edition, but there's only two guys, me and Sammy.

I mean, why not bring the most athletic little person I know,

and that's you, bro.

I thought it would be fun to really amp

up the competitiveness, especially between

the three amigos.

So we're gonna go hit the links.

I love it. You guys are going down, baby.

- Heck yeah. - I'm excited.

We're at the course, baby. What's up, brother?

- How are you? - Good.

- How are you guys doing? - Good-- ready to golf.

I've heard some great things about this course.

- We have a tee time at noon? - Absolutely.

- Thank you, sir. - - Thank you so much, buddy.

- I appreciate it. - You have a good one.

Nice ball, Ferg. Go.

- OK. - Nice ball, Steph.

And I suck.

The moment little people are able to play a sport with

average size and we aren't, like, falling behind,

we hop on that quick. - Yeah.

- That's gonna work. - Nice, Ferg.

- That's gonna work. - 327 yards.

That's about 300 little people.

It makes it an even playing field for us and where we don't

need extra help with something.

We can be us and be competitive.

And when you beat your average height friends at a sport that

you're on the same playing field at, it's a great feeling.

- Go. - That's a beauty.

We're up there.

Are you excited for your practice date with JJ?

All women deserve a great man who will actually appreciate

who they are. JJ's an amazing person.

She's so phenomenal, and she deserves a great man

in her life. - She really does.

- But you deserve that too. - I know.

Yeah, you do.

As of late, I've been the happiest I've ever been.

The only thing that concerns me is, like, at LPA,

it very much seemed like you were the one putting

all the effort in,

and you were the one paying for everything, and not that it

needs to be about that, but it very much seemed like

you were the one putting in all the effort, and I just want to

make sure that that's not...

still the case.

When we were at LPA, we met this girl

John was seeing named Millie,

and we didn't really know if they were a thing or not.

We didn't really think too much of it.

Now that we know Millie's his girlfriend, we kinda look

back at some interactions and we're like,

"It didn't really sit right." - Mhn-mhn.

Even at convention, like, John paid

for everything for her.

When we were at the Mexican restaurant and the checks got

all confused, she got all annoyed because she had to pay

for her own quesadilla.

- They just weren't-- didn't mesh well. - And we even--

And we witnessed the arguments.

Yeah.

You deserve someone that supports you.

I thought the three amigos were gonna go have fun,

let loose.

Now they completely blindside me

with questions about my personal life.

Emotionally, she's providing quite a lot of it.

I think it's an even relationship at the end of

the day, but, like, if I'm in a happy situation,

then I'm not gonna switch anything about it.

It doesn't always have to be even as far as, like, money,

as long as the effort is even in other ways.

And the emotion, like you said.

So you guys say you love each other?

Yeah.

I'm happy right now, but I'm always ready for

any problems ahead.

I got heartbroken once, and after that, I didn't even

masturbate in the bathroom for a year and a half.

- I didn't wanna show any love. - - I didn't need to know that.

I don't know if that's considered love.

I'm happy, you know,

that that's all that I care about.

It hurts me that my two best friends are questioning me

about my relationship.

I mean, out of anyone in this world, should these two

really be giving me advice on relationships?

I don't think any of us know what we're doing at the end of

the day, especially when it comes to love.

No. I think you need more than

just a half-assed first date.

Aw.

I have to remind myself that this isn't a real date.

I am curious though if he does,

like, have the same feelings that I have for him.

It's a lot of rings.

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

Just--.

Hey, Aly, this is Sammy from Hunter's.

You know, just wanted to check in.

I would love to see you.

It would probably make my week, maybe even my month.

But, yeah, I just had a great time with you at Hunter's

and wanna celebrate.

So call me back when you get a chance.

Um, appreciate you. Hopefully talk to you soon.

Bye.

I'm trying to make sure she doesn't forget

about her wonderful-- - She can't!

She made out with a little person.

She's not gonna forget you.

She probably wants to forget you.

- Do you think that was smooth? - It was smooth, yeah.

I'm gonna shoot her a text.

One of the sports for the backyard Dwarf Games isn't

who can fall in love with the average-sized

woman the quickest. You definitely win that one.

When I messaged her last, I messaged her an hour ago.

Oh.

Any woman would be lucky to have me.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Ready for the fake date?

- Oh, yes. - I couldn't find flowers.

So...

It's the thought that counts.

Anyways, we can leave it here and hit the road.

I am nervous about this practice date with John

because I don't know if it's going to, like,

deepen my feelings for him. I don't know.

We'll see.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Make sure he's a gentleman, JJ.

Oh, I know him.

I don't need advice from you about being a gentleman.

All right, have fun, you two.

Gonna be the night of your life.

Oh, oh.

- After you. - Thank you.

Of course.

I wanna take JJ out and show her what a good guy

is really like.

Thank you.

I'm not used to this.

I wanna show her what she deserves

and get her heart open to love again.

I'm excited.

You smell good.

Yeah, I used my friend's cologne.

- Sammy's? - Yeah.

- This thing is huge. - It's so big.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

No lie, you scared me.

A man should always open the door.

He's really acting like this is, like, a real date.

Like, he's really sweet.

Oh, nice.

I'm excited.

I'm not used to this kind of treatment.

Thank you.

I've never been to a pottery class.

Like, this is gonna be my first time, and I actually

like that he took the initiative.

Like, he actually planned it out.

Do these have extensions?

- The pedals? - Yeah.

They do not, but you can set it and leave it.

Oh, I love technology.

He knows that I'm a creative person.

He knows I'm into the arts.

And for him to, like, create this date, I think this

is really special.

What did you wanna make?

- I guess, like, maybe a cup. - Yeah?

- OK-- let's do it. - What do you wanna make?

- All right. - I wanna make a mug.

- A mug? - 'Cause I'd like coffee.

Oh, I'm excited.

Oh, hey, guys. How are you?

This is your first time doing this?

- Yeah. - Nice.

Ours, too.

All right, got your clay.

The first thing we wanna do is whack it down

as middle as you can.

Next step is to get the wheel going slowly.

And then I like to use this part of my hand to push it

towards the center.

Is this supposed to feel funny?

Yes, it is.

The next thing is gonna be to add some water on there.

Oh, it did a little rainfall.

This reminds me of "Ghost." You know the movie?

I actually don't, I'm sorry.

Where he goes behind her and he, like, helps her.

Let me show you. Let me show you.

Why are you the man in this situation?

- Literally. - Don't.

I can't do it. My arms are too small.

Oh, romance--

no, that's why you went for average-heights,

'cause they could reach around you.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I want you to come on over. Come on over ♪

♪ So I can wash your body down. Wash your body down ♪

I've never seen the movie "Ghost," no.

Is it a horror movie?

I know Patrick Swayze. He's from "Grey's Anatomy."

No, probably not.

I'm more like, uh, movies or sushi.

Why did you bring me here?

'Cause I thought this was a lot more fun.

And I think you need more than just a half-assed

first date. - Aw.

I think this is actually starting the best date ever.

Gosh, that was easy.

The more time I spend with JJ, the more I realize a woman

like her is so confident, so fun, so incredible.

Any man would happily be with her.

You just have to be willing to at least explore.

Mm-hmm.

You know, 'cause you won't ever find out if there is

a perfect man out there unless you try again.

Does any part of you ever wanna at least try to find love again?

- 'Cause there will be something out there. - - Like a little hole.

- Yeah. - Like a crack.

And you can open up that crack.

You can have a crack on your wall.

analogy.

I have to remind myself that this isn't a real date.

It's just a practice date.

Oh, you have stuff in your hair.

Because John has a girlfriend. It sucks.

That's what's, like, stopping me from, like,

even telling him how I actually feel about him.

- The best date ever. - Oh, put that on record.

I am curious, though, if he does, like, have the same

feelings that I have for him.

♪ Yeah. Oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Born in the summer of '89 ♪

♪ Was raised by the baddest of all time ♪

♪ Not in for the money or the fame ♪

♪ Or the pictures of the game. Just living for the dream ♪

Oh, yeah.

Look good, feel good, play good.

Bap!

Let's go see what the girls are doing.

Our backyard Dwarf Games are inspired

by the real World Dwarf Games.

A bunch of little people come together,

and participate as a community.

And John and I have been going since we were kids.

Yeah, we are the best.

They're very serious about this.

We can do chest bump instead.

We are the best.

Boom.

- Wait. - Wait.

- We're the greatest. - Yeah, we are.

- Shut up! - Hey, hey, hey.

We are the best.

No, no, no. Yeah.

I've had my issues with Krista.

Like, obviously, feelings don't go away overnight.

Yeah, there are things that still sting,

but we're in a good place.

We can move on, put it behind us.

I love you. And your hat is beautiful.

I love you guys.

I love that we're so opposite from each other and, like,

but we still, like, mesh together.

- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, I agree.

We should go outside and stretch.

We need you to put shoes on, sweetie.

I can put all that aside and be on the same team if it

means kicking John and Sammy's asses.

Why don't you guys wear, like, more athletic pants?

Don't worry about it, sweetheart.

Stretch your arm.

This was always hard for me growing up, 'cause I can't

reach my elbow. - I couldn't do this.

Yeah, I can't do that one.

There was a lot of stretches growing up where I just wasn't

able to do it. - I still can't do this one.

- I can't reach my leg. - - You know what I do for that?

- I put it up against you. - I go like this.

- I do the same thing. - But then bend your leg.

- All the way to the ground. - Let's go, Krista.

- Oh. - OK!

- Oh. - Showing us up all the time.

- It's easier for her. - This hurts.

Guys, guys, be patient.

I'm serious. You hear that?

Soon come, JJ.

They're on their way.

I love this idea of having a backyard Dwarf Games.

But last time that we had somebody come over, my past

showed up. And so, I feel nervous.

Where's Ferg?

He was just here, and then he went back.

Whoo!

The backyard game secret weapon.

- What up, Jahmani? - What up, John?

- How you been, man? - I've been good.

- How you been? - Good, bro.

Welcome to Palm Springs, man.

Man, thanks for the invite, bro.

I hear a guy. It's not a girl.

Nice.

Ah!

- How's New York and everything? - They're coming.

Oh,.

- Our sixth athlete! - Oh!

Let's go!

- Jahmani! - OK.

Welcome to the castle, baby.

- What is up? - What's up, y'all?

Good to see you.

Jahmani and I go way back.

From the first time I entered the Dwarf Games, I was 14,

and Jahmani was probably about ten years older than me.

And even though he was the superstar,

he passed me the ball.

He made me feel like a star as a 14-year-old kid.

I'll love Jahmani forever for that.

- Hi. - Hi,.

- How are you? - How you doing?

- Good. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you-- Jahmani. - My name's Krista.

- This is the sixth athlete? - This is our sixth athlete.

I know John for about seven years now,

and we met when I was playing in Toronto for

the world-famous Harlem Globetrotters.

In the dwarf community, I'm known as the most athletic

person to ever represent us, 'cause I can do more stuff

than the average person with dwarfism can do.

Bringing me to this competition, they don't know

what they're in store for. I play to win.

I don't play to lose.

He's a really, really good basketball player.

OK.

Yeah.

I mean, what's not to love?

Freakishly athletic, rock-hard abs, nice smile.

Women like him.

And he has four inches on me.

This way.

But here, too, I bet.

I think we can all agree it would not be

even if we did three versus three.

I was thinking it would be fun to do three different teams.

So I kinda be-- I wanna be with Steph.

OK. I also got Krista and Sammy.

JJ and Jahmani.

- So him and I are a team? - JJ, J.

- That's a squad. - Yeah.

- That's a squad. - Yeah.

This is all crazy.

It just puts me in a weird situation, especially having

feelings for Johnny,

because, oh, God, Jahmani and I used to hook up.

All right, let's start the backyard Dwarf Games.

Put the wiener in my mouth!

- Good game. - I want a replay.

You want a replay?

- He was going fast. - OK, no, no, no, no.

Where's the ref to throw a flag?

You gotta stop counting mines to count yours.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, OK.

I'm honestly jealous that Jahmani gets to have all

the fun energy from JJ.

I mean, where was that handshake after I brought

you on a practice date?

I cannot believe that Sammy has the audacity to whisper

that crap in my ear. I don't have to deal with this.

What?

What?