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Ew, ew, ew, ugh.

I looked up in happiness,

and I could just see
your crotch.

I don't know why everything
we do goes back

to our testicles.

You called me a bitch?

You're collateral damage,
and I'm really sorry for that.

- I would never do that to you.
- I get it, and I apologize.

OK, if I wasn't annoyed with you
before, I sure am now.

OK, princess.

- No.
- Krista!

- All right, Krista's doing the dishes.
- Yes.

It still really bothers me
that she hasn't talked to me

about what happened at
Greek night.

I think there's far more
important things to be

discussing than dishes.

JJ, I wanna, like, kinda
open up her walls.

Maybe I bring JJ out for
a night on the town.

I think you should.

I'll be the loyal man
who she always needed,

in like, a practice way.

I'm so psyched for my first LP
date with Anthony.

I really like you, Anthony.
I really do.

- Do you?
- I do.

I like both
Anthony and Parker.

If I could just mesh them
together, it would be perfect.

- Aly?
- Aly!

I'm Sammy.
- Sammy!

Aly and Sammy has
a good ring to it.

I don't think I've ever had
this feeling before.

I'm struck.

What about Anthony?
Like, you're just playing him.

Most of the time I don't get
a genuine connection with

an average height woman
in a club.

Most of the time they come up
to me, "Oh my God, can I take

a picture with you?
You're short."

But Aly's not doing that.

She's looking at me as
a human being that

she may find attractive.

A 9.8?

You see this tongue?
I gotta put it to work.

I'm just showing what I got.

Aly just blows me away,
and I just don't even know what

I'm doing right now because
I've never felt this way.

Yeah!

Yeah!

While on this vacation,
I was hoping to meet someone,

a love interest.

Parker is so fun.

He just has great energy,
and I just think he is so cute.

He is the cutest ever.

Whoa!

Seeing Sammy make out with
somebody who's not in

this house is such a relief.

Did I meet an angel tonight?

No, I didn't.

Met a goddess.

This outfit helped me
seal the deal.

Aly could be the one.

The heart wants what
it wants.

And I'm falling in love at
the gay bar.

I never thought those words
would come out my mouth.

So don't hate, appreciate.

What?

Bye.

Whoo!

Have fun!

My night with Parker was
so much fun, and there is

definitely a spark there.

I don't think it has
necessarily changed anything

between Anthony and I.
I like both.

And not to say that I feel
guilty, but I kind of almost do

feel a little bit guilty.
But I'm single, so it's OK.

- Oh, my God!
- We're living large.

- Hello, Mother.
- Hello, Son.

I met the love of my life
last night.

OK, what happened?

So we went to
a gay bar.

And then some guys that we met
previously at a bar before,

they came and they
brought a girl.

- Her name's Aly.
- Was she gay?

No.
And her name's Aly.

And I don't know,
I'm just so happy.

- She made me laugh.
- Are you in love?

Yes, I think I am.

No, but this one--

OK, you haven't heard
that all-- every Sunday.

Pretty much.
Pretty much, Sam.

No, but this one is different.

In the LP community, when a man
is dating an average height

woman, it's seen as a trophy,
I think, to most men.

But all women are equal to me.

She's college-educated,
she's smart, she's young.

And she likes you?
What the hell?

Must be.
We made out last night and...

Ew, Sam!
Come on, dude.

And she talked to me
for 30 minutes.

30 minutes you talked?
That's like a lifetime.

It was just amazing.

Oh, Sam.

My Mom's gonna have to set
another place at

the Thanksgiving table because,
who knows, I could have

found the one.

- All right, I love you, babe.
- Bye, I love you.

- Bye.
- Bye.

I'm gonna make Krista
a smoothie,

'cause she wanted one,
a fruit smoothie.

- Why so aggressive, bud?
- This is actually fun.

- What are you doing?
- Making Krista a smoothie.

Oh.

Frozen fruit, water,
orange juice,

and most importantly, my love.

John is so sweet, and I see
him catering to Krista,

and he'll do anything
for anybody,

wears his heart on his sleeve,
and I just see that

she's abusing that.

Would you like some breakfast?

Uh, avocado toast?

Do one of you guys mind
making me some food?

- I don't feel good.
- Yeah, of course.

Will you make me,
like, something with chicken?

Krista, head into your room.
We'll handle everything.

- I'm serious.
- OK.

Don't take advantage
of his kindness.

And that's what's
irritating me.

I guess the crush is
still crushing.

It's still...

still, you know,
still controlling the crush.

- Fruit smoothie.
- Thank you.

- How are you feeling, though?
- I overdid it for sure, and...

It was fun, though, at least.
It was kind of worth it.

This is honestly
the best-worst hangover ever.

Because you have great
memories of last night.

- Yes.
- At the cost
of feeling like crap.

Mm-hmm.

I am very smitten with Parker,
and Anthony and Parker

have different game.

Anthony is almost,
like, laid back,

whereas Parker stepped up.

At this point, I haven't heard
from Anthony again yet,

and I'm just gonna let it be
out of sight, out of mind,

because I had such
a great time with Parker,

and I want to explore that, too.

♪ Lose control ♪

♪ Let it all spill out tonight ♪

♪ Every truth
you locked inside ♪

♪ Every tear you turned to ice ♪

Pardon?

Do you wanna go
do our nails?

Yes.

It got all mixed up there.

It's all right.

Ever since Greek night,
it's like, a pattern.

Like, it keeps happening over
and over again where

I'm just feeling left out.

I'll grab my purse,
and then do you wanna go?

- Yeah, let's go.
- OK.

OK.

Let's get out of here, girlfriend.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Yep.

Just a simple invitation would
have been nice.

Pop a squat, girly.
Come to the salon.

- Oh, my God.
- - I think we need drinks in here

while we do this.

Should we get John to
bring some?

- Yeah.
- Fergie!

What's up?

Will you bring us
some champagne?

- Oh, OK.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Please.
Please and thank you.

Anything for my gals.

OK.

Krista, are you good?

I just feel like
we need to talk.

Something needs to be said, um,

because I honestly don't know

what I'm doing wrong
at this point.

Let me, like,
dangle my toes over.

- Don't judge my toes.
- Ready?

- Oh my gosh.
- Five-star service.

Didn't know we were having
a spa day.

- Oh, thank you.
- Fun.

- Here's your drink.
- Thanks, Fergie.

- Of course.
- Cheers.

I wanna talk to you about
something real quick.

JJ's heart's not open to love
after what's happened in

the past with her ex.

Once you've gotten hurt,
you know, it changes you.

I don't think that I'm ever
going to find love.

I just wanna see if there's
a way for her to open her heart

up just a bit.

I thought it would be cool...

Maybe I bring you out on
a practice date.

Kinda open up your walls
a bit more and see what it

would be like to go on
a real one.

But for me,
it's just a practice date.

- Really?
- I would.

All right,
we'll make it happen.

I want--

Get out of here.

Pat on the back if I could
reach my back with

my achondroplasia arms.

I'm hoping JJ gets comfortable.

She really locks her mind on
the idea of being out there

and being vulnerable.

No better person to practice
with than your boy,

Johnny Fergalicious.

I'm excited.

Obviously, I want my two best
friends to be together, duh.

I'm excited because it's John,
and he's fun,

and I feel safe with him.

And then also, too, like,
I need to start like opening up

more instead of just being
like, OK, I'm done.

Yeah.
And that's a scary thing to do.

So I think like doing it with
someone you already feel safe

with, like will make it easier
to do it in the future.

- Like whenever, you know?
- Yeah.

- Like...
- He does.

She's just very young.

- Hmm.
- You know, and like...

I know John.

I know that he will put
a wall up

and say things are great
when they're not.

He was already secretive about
the relationship to begin with.

So I just wanna talk to him.

But I'm just worried
he'll think I'm being judgmental

and not supportive of
his new relationship.

As of late, I've been
the happiest I've ever been.

It very much seems like
you were the one putting all

the effort in.

I'm happy, you know,
that that's all that

I care about.

It hurts me that my two best
friends are questioning me

about my relationship.

You deserve someone that
supports you.

I'm gonna be real.

When you called out Steph
about her crying and venting,

that was a little up.

I mean, if someone's lying,

we all deserve to
know the truth.

I'll do some push ups.

Just a couple.

How many was that?

Let me see you do a clap.

I'll do 40 with you.

- Let's go.
- No, I'm chilling.

- Let's go.
- Let's go, baby.

Dwarfs are very competitive,
because we grew up in a world

where everyone believed
we couldn't do anything.

- Ready, set...
- Get it.

And I think that's why,
when we're together and it's

an even, level playing field,

we finally believe
in ourselves.

We believe in
our own capabilities,

especially athletically.

- Go, go, go, JJ.
- Go, JJ, go JJ, go.

- Go, go JJ, go, go.
- Go, Fergie.

- Go, go.
- - Oh my God, I can't even clap.

That was good.

I feel like we haven't been
that athletic.

We made out, which was active.
Well, you guys did.

- And we played pickleball.
- Yeah.

You wanna have some,
like, backyard games?

- Yeah.
- - The little backyard games.

What would we play, though?
I mean, we got swimming.

Also, we could do,
like, weighted squats,

so we have somebody
on our shoulders.

And those aren't
backyard games.

That's working out, John.

This is a game
that we're all good at.

We beat all of our average
height friends at--

- Yeah.
- But then--

Krista would just win.

Oh, she is flexible.

It's kind of a play on
the official Dwarf Athletic

Association of America,
where we get to compete with

people on an even, level
playing field.

What other one?

You know the carrying around
your waist with the hot dog?

- Oh, the hot dog!
- The sausage, yes.

Yes.

We have done that a few times
with each other.

Yeah, we have.

Oh, maybe we could use

some of your new toys
and incorporate that into this.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Lightsaber competitions.

- We're not doing that.
- OK.

Have you tried the vibrator?
Have you?

I have.
I love that thing.

- No, but have you tried it?
- I don't know.

Have you?
You have-- yes, you have.

- Yes.
- Yes, you have.

You're getting shy.
That's what's happening.

Ooh, what about
hula hoop contest?

- Ooh!
- Yeah, that could be cool.

I would win.

And then for the final one,
we just all, like,

- fold clothes.
- No, thanks.

Who is the quickest at that?

Oh, boy.

I think we have a pretty solid
list of games now.

After being left out at
the pickleball game...

Nice!
Nice serve, Steph!

What a serve!
Unbeatable!

...I'm kind of for
the Dwarf Games.

OK, so, if we have these,
like, games in our backyard,

who else should we have
so it's an even team?

We could bring
an average height person.

No, we wanna keep
the playing field even.

You just wanna bring
over Aly.

Well, yeah.
If I'm doing 2v2,

I kind of want her on the team.

I think it should be
a little person, so.

But do you want it to be
another female

or do you want another male?

I want a male for sure,
'cause it's always been him

and I versus you three.

So is it girls against guys?

Yeah.

I feel like the tensions with
the girls within the house

aren't really over.

After what's happened with
Greek night and throughout

this whole vacation,
I would love it if everyone

was on the same page
and friends.

So if the girls compete
together as a team,

it'll create a team bond.
That's what we need.

I feel like I know who I wanna
invite, but I'm gonna

call him after to see
if he's actually available.

Who?

I have a few in mind.
Don't you worry.

I wanna know who's gonna
be the sixth person.

You know, the last time
a random person was invited

over to the house,
it was frickin' Eddie.

I think you and I made out.

Did we?

I don't wanna be
blindsided again.

Well, I'm gonna make
a phone call after this to see

who's available to be
our sixth person.

I'm really curious about
the sixth person.

Hey, you two
troublemakers over here.

- What?
- Wanna watch a movie?

Yeah, that's why we're
getting snacks.

Are we watching it in my room?

- Oh, yeah.
- I got a big TV.

You do have a big TV.
What size is your bed?

I don't know.

I didn't meassure it.

I didn't bring a tape
measure when I got here.

It's a big bed.

I want a kink.
We're short this way.

We're not short width way.

It's big enough, bud, OK?

A lot of girls have told me
it's big enough.

Oh, who?

Do you want me to respond
to that?

No.
Nope, we're good.

- Whoa.
- - Don't get crumbs in my bed.

Are you guys gonna join us?

Yeah, we'll be right there.

- All right, see you guys soon.
- OK.

OK.

You OK?

Hey, pull my finger.

Why?

I-- I just wanted to talk to
you for a minute.

Um...

We didn't really get a chance
to talk about what happened at

the Greek party.

How do you feel about
what happened?

It was crazy.

And, like, I'm gonna be real.

When you called out Steph about
her crying and venting,

that was a little up.

Why is this
even a conversation?

Because you're literally
crying to me in the bed about

how much you care about me.

- I never cried to you in bed.
- - That's a lie.

I mean, when you told me about
Sammy kissing her, like,

that's what triggered it.

Yeah, but that's
not her fault.

No, it's not.

It's not her fault that
you told me that.

I mean, and I just didn't want
us to be in the dark anymore.

I thought I was doing her
a favor, honestly.

By calling her out?

The only reason why
I mentioned about her crying

or being upset is because
she was trying to tell everyone

that she wasn't upset.

Yeah, because she doesn't want
Sammy to know that.

But Sammy does know that.

You hear them fighting in
the other room, though.

Yeah, but see,
when she's venting to us,

Sammy doesn't need to know that.

So it's just about,
like, girl code.

I mean, if someone's lying,
we all deserve

to know the truth.

Oh, God.

I thought we were all
supposed to be friends

and be here together, and I just
don't understand, like,

why you didn't just check up
on me.

I would have checked up on you.

Yeah.

Sometimes I feel like
you're putting on an act.

Me?

I feel like you're like,
"I don't like asking for help."

And then I see you playing
the hot girl card with

Johnny and Sam.
It's not OK.

What do you mean like
hot girl card?

Cause you're gorgeous.

I can't-- I can't help
the way I look, JJ.

No, I don't want you to.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
Oh, God, this sucks.

JJ, I've gotten bullied a lot.

- For being pretty?
- Yeah.

That's why I feel more
comfortable with, like,

asking the guys for help
or if I need anything.

I'm starting to feel
really bad.

But there's the other part of
me that something's not

making sense.

Because she's been bullied for
being pretty, she feels more

comfortable asking the guys
for things?

I don't know.

It's always been
like a competition.

I don't want it
to be a competition.

It's not a competition.
It's not a competition.

This sucks.

I don't have a lot of, like,
LP girlfriends because of this.

Like, sometimes I don't even
wanna put makeup on.

Mmm.

Stop.
I hate that.

Stop.
I get it.

There definitely is prejudice

within the Little People
community.

From what I've experienced
so far and also from what

I've heard, it can get
really competitive

and very nasty quick.

I think that there's a lot of
insecurities that people have

within the community,
especially when it comes to

outer looks, and I cannot help
how I look.

I didn't wanna hurt
anyone's feelings.

I wasn't trying to call
Steph out.

I just didn't wanna be called
a liar in front of everybody.

Steph, like, she apologized
to me, but I just feel like

she's still upset with me.

I feel like right now she's
still healing, and healing has

a lot of emotions.

- It's a lot of ups and downs.
- OK.

I do apologize.

I accept your apology.

I just don't want Krista to
think Steph and I take issue

with her being pretty,
that's not the case at all.

But we all have stuff to work
on and to be better about.

OK.

♪ Got a problem,
call your friends ♪

♪ Ain't that what the good... ♪

I'm gonna hit the ball far.

Do a little confidence spray...

Whoo.

Wait.
Wait.

OK, that's not a golf
shirt, bud.

Oh, no, really?
Don't care.

I like it.

We've got the backyard Dwarf
Games planned for tomorrow,

so I made a call to a friend of
mine within the LP community

who I thought would be
the perfect addition.

So, listen, we're playing
the Dwarf Games backyard

edition, but there's only two
guys, me and Sammy.

I mean, why not bring the most
athletic little person I know,

and that's you, bro.

I thought it would be fun to
really amp

up the competitiveness,
especially between

the three amigos.

So we're gonna go
hit the links.

I love it.
You guys are going down, baby.

- Heck yeah.
- I'm excited.

We're at the course, baby.
What's up, brother?

- How are you?
- Good.

- How are you guys doing?
- Good-- ready to golf.

I've heard some great things
about this course.

- We have a tee time at noon?
- Absolutely.

- Thank you, sir.
- - Thank you so much, buddy.

- I appreciate it.
- You have a good one.

Nice ball, Ferg.
Go.

- OK.
- Nice ball, Steph.

And I suck.

The moment little people are
able to play a sport with

average size and we aren't,
like, falling behind,

we hop on that quick.
- Yeah.

- That's gonna work.
- Nice, Ferg.

- That's gonna work.
- 327 yards.

That's about 300
little people.

It makes it an even playing
field for us and where we don't

need extra help with something.

We can be us
and be competitive.

And when you beat your average
height friends at a sport that

you're on the same playing
field at, it's a great feeling.

- Go.
- That's a beauty.

We're up there.

Are you excited for
your practice date with JJ?

All women deserve a great man
who will actually appreciate

who they are.
JJ's an amazing person.

She's so phenomenal,
and she deserves a great man

in her life.
- She really does.

- But you deserve that too.
- I know.

Yeah, you do.

As of late, I've been
the happiest I've ever been.

The only thing that
concerns me is, like, at LPA,

it very much seemed like
you were the one putting

all the effort in,

and you were the one paying
for everything, and not that it

needs to be about that,
but it very much seemed like

you were the one putting in all
the effort, and I just want to

make sure that that's not...

still the case.

When we were at LPA,
we met this girl

John was seeing named Millie,

and we didn't really know if
they were a thing or not.

We didn't really think
too much of it.

Now that we know Millie's
his girlfriend, we kinda look

back at some interactions
and we're like,

"It didn't really sit right."
- Mhn-mhn.

Even at convention,
like, John paid

for everything for her.

When we were at the Mexican
restaurant and the checks got

all confused, she got all
annoyed because she had to pay

for her own quesadilla.

- They just weren't--
didn't mesh well.
- And we even--

And we witnessed
the arguments.

Yeah.

You deserve someone that
supports you.

I thought the three amigos
were gonna go have fun,

let loose.

Now they completely
blindside me

with questions
about my personal life.

Emotionally, she's providing
quite a lot of it.

I think it's an even
relationship at the end of

the day, but, like,
if I'm in a happy situation,

then I'm not gonna switch
anything about it.

It doesn't always have to be
even as far as, like, money,

as long as the effort is even
in other ways.

And the emotion,
like you said.

So you guys say you love
each other?

Yeah.

I'm happy right now,
but I'm always ready for

any problems ahead.

I got heartbroken once,
and after that, I didn't even

masturbate in the bathroom for
a year and a half.

- I didn't wanna show any love.
- - I didn't need to know that.

I don't know if that's
considered love.

I'm happy, you know,

that that's all
that I care about.

It hurts me that my two best
friends are questioning me

about my relationship.

I mean, out of anyone in
this world, should these two

really be giving me advice
on relationships?

I don't think any of us know
what we're doing at the end of

the day, especially when it
comes to love.

No.
I think you need more than

just a half-assed first date.

Aw.

I have to remind myself that
this isn't a real date.

I am curious though if he does,

like, have the same feelings
that I have for him.

It's a lot of rings.

Your call has
been forwarded to voicemail.

When you have finished
recording, you may hang up.

Just--.

Hey, Aly, this is Sammy
from Hunter's.

You know, just wanted to
check in.

I would love to see you.

It would probably make my week,
maybe even my month.

But, yeah, I just had a great
time with you at Hunter's

and wanna celebrate.

So call me back when
you get a chance.

Um, appreciate you.
Hopefully talk to you soon.

Bye.

I'm trying to make sure
she doesn't forget

about her wonderful--
- She can't!

She made out with
a little person.

She's not gonna forget you.

She probably wants to
forget you.

- Do you think that was smooth?
- It was smooth, yeah.

I'm gonna shoot her a text.

One of the sports for
the backyard Dwarf Games isn't

who can fall in love with
the average-sized

woman the quickest.
You definitely win that one.

When I messaged her last,
I messaged her an hour ago.

Oh.

Any woman would be lucky
to have me.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Ready for the fake date?

- Oh, yes.
- I couldn't find flowers.

So...

It's the thought that counts.

Anyways, we can leave it here
and hit the road.

I am nervous about
this practice date with John

because I don't know if it's
going to, like,

deepen my feelings for him.
I don't know.

We'll see.

Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.

Make sure
he's a gentleman, JJ.

Oh, I know him.

I don't need advice from
you about being a gentleman.

All right, have fun, you two.

Gonna be the night of
your life.

Oh, oh.

- After you.
- Thank you.

Of course.

I wanna take JJ out
and show her what a good guy

is really like.

Thank you.

I'm not used to this.

I wanna show her what
she deserves

and get her heart
open to love again.

I'm excited.

You smell good.

Yeah, I used
my friend's cologne.

- Sammy's?
- Yeah.

- This thing is huge.
- It's so big.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

No lie, you scared me.

A man should always
open the door.

He's really acting like
this is, like, a real date.

Like, he's really sweet.

Oh, nice.

I'm excited.

I'm not used to this
kind of treatment.

Thank you.

I've never been to
a pottery class.

Like, this is gonna be
my first time, and I actually

like that he took
the initiative.

Like, he actually
planned it out.

Do these have extensions?

- The pedals?
- Yeah.

They do not, but you can set
it and leave it.

Oh, I love technology.

He knows that
I'm a creative person.

He knows I'm into the arts.

And for him to, like,
create this date, I think this

is really special.

What did you wanna make?

- I guess, like, maybe a cup.
- Yeah?

- OK-- let's do it.
- What do you wanna make?

- All right.
- I wanna make a mug.

- A mug?
- 'Cause I'd like coffee.

Oh, I'm excited.

Oh, hey, guys.
How are you?

This is your first time
doing this?

- Yeah.
- Nice.

Ours, too.

All right, got your clay.

The first thing we wanna do
is whack it down

as middle as you can.

Next step is to get the wheel
going slowly.

And then I like to use
this part of my hand to push it

towards the center.

Is this supposed to
feel funny?

Yes, it is.

The next thing is gonna be
to add some water on there.

Oh, it did a little rainfall.

This reminds me of "Ghost."
You know the movie?

I actually don't, I'm sorry.

Where he goes behind her
and he, like, helps her.

Let me show you.
Let me show you.

Why are you the man
in this situation?

- Literally.
- Don't.

I can't do it.
My arms are too small.

Oh, romance--

no, that's why you went for
average-heights,

'cause they could reach
around you.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I want you to come on over.
Come on over ♪

♪ So I can wash your body down.
Wash your body down ♪

I've never seen
the movie "Ghost," no.

Is it a horror movie?

I know Patrick Swayze.
He's from "Grey's Anatomy."

No, probably not.

I'm more like, uh,
movies or sushi.

Why did you bring me here?

'Cause I thought this was
a lot more fun.

And I think you need more than
just a half-assed

first date.
- Aw.

I think this is actually
starting the best date ever.

Gosh, that was easy.

The more time I spend with JJ,
the more I realize a woman

like her is so confident,
so fun, so incredible.

Any man would happily be
with her.

You just have to be willing to
at least explore.

Mm-hmm.

You know, 'cause you won't
ever find out if there is

a perfect man out there unless
you try again.

Does any part of you ever wanna
at least try to find love again?

- 'Cause there will be something out there.
- - Like a little hole.

- Yeah.
- Like a crack.

And you can open up
that crack.

You can have a crack on
your wall.

analogy.

I have to remind myself that
this isn't a real date.

It's just a practice date.

Oh, you have stuff in
your hair.

Because John has a girlfriend.
It sucks.

That's what's, like,
stopping me from, like,

even telling him how
I actually feel about him.

- The best date ever.
- Oh, put that on record.

I am curious, though,
if he does, like, have the same

feelings that I have for him.

♪ Yeah.
Oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Born in the summer
of '89 ♪

♪ Was raised by the baddest
of all time ♪

♪ Not in for the money
or the fame ♪

♪ Or the pictures of the game.
Just living for the dream ♪

Oh, yeah.

Look good, feel good,
play good.

Bap!

Let's go see what
the girls are doing.

Our backyard Dwarf Games
are inspired

by the real World Dwarf Games.

A bunch of little people
come together,

and participate as a community.

And John and I have been going
since we were kids.

Yeah, we are the best.

They're very serious
about this.

We can do chest bump instead.

We are the best.

Boom.

- Wait.
- Wait.

- We're the greatest.
- Yeah, we are.

- Shut up!
- Hey, hey, hey.

We are the best.

No, no, no.
Yeah.

I've had my issues
with Krista.

Like, obviously, feelings don't
go away overnight.

Yeah, there are things that
still sting,

but we're in a good place.

We can move on,
put it behind us.

I love you.
And your hat is beautiful.

I love you guys.

I love that we're so opposite
from each other and, like,

but we still, like,
mesh together.

- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah, I agree.

We should go
outside and stretch.

We need you to put shoes
on, sweetie.

I can put all that aside
and be on the same team if it

means kicking
John and Sammy's asses.

Why don't you guys wear,
like, more athletic pants?

Don't worry
about it, sweetheart.

Stretch your arm.

This was always hard for me
growing up, 'cause I can't

reach my elbow.
- I couldn't do this.

Yeah, I can't do that one.

There was a lot of stretches
growing up where I just wasn't

able to do it.
- I still can't do this one.

- I can't reach my leg.
- - You know what I do for that?

- I put it up against you.
- I go like this.

- I do the same thing.
- But then bend your leg.

- All the way to the ground.
- Let's go, Krista.

- Oh.
- OK!

- Oh.
- Showing us up all the time.

- It's easier for her.
- This hurts.

Guys, guys, be patient.

I'm serious.
You hear that?

Soon come, JJ.

They're on their way.

I love this idea of having
a backyard Dwarf Games.

But last time that we had
somebody come over, my past

showed up.
And so, I feel nervous.

Where's Ferg?

He was just here,
and then he went back.

Whoo!

The backyard
game secret weapon.

- What up, Jahmani?
- What up, John?

- How you been, man?
- I've been good.

- How you been?
- Good, bro.

Welcome to Palm Springs, man.

Man, thanks for
the invite, bro.

I hear a guy.
It's not a girl.

Nice.

Ah!

- How's New York and everything?
- They're coming.

Oh,.

- Our sixth athlete!
- Oh!

Let's go!

- Jahmani!
- OK.

Welcome to the castle, baby.

- What is up?
- What's up, y'all?

Good to see you.

Jahmani and I go way back.

From the first time I entered
the Dwarf Games, I was 14,

and Jahmani was probably
about ten years older than me.

And even though he was
the superstar,

he passed me the ball.

He made me feel like a star
as a 14-year-old kid.

I'll love Jahmani forever
for that.

- Hi.
- Hi,.

- How are you?
- How you doing?

- Good.
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you-- Jahmani.
- My name's Krista.

- This is the sixth athlete?
- This is our sixth athlete.

I know John for about
seven years now,

and we met when
I was playing in Toronto for

the world-famous
Harlem Globetrotters.

In the dwarf community,
I'm known as the most athletic

person to ever represent us,
'cause I can do more stuff

than the average person with
dwarfism can do.

Bringing me to this
competition, they don't know

what they're in store for.
I play to win.

I don't play to lose.

He's a really, really good
basketball player.

OK.

Yeah.

I mean, what's not to love?

Freakishly athletic,
rock-hard abs, nice smile.

Women like him.

And he has four inches on me.

This way.

But here, too, I bet.

I think we can all agree
it would not be

even if we did
three versus three.

I was thinking it would be fun
to do three different teams.

So I kinda be--
I wanna be with Steph.

OK.
I also got Krista and Sammy.

JJ and Jahmani.

- So him and I are a team?
- JJ, J.

- That's a squad.
- Yeah.

- That's a squad.
- Yeah.

This is all crazy.

It just puts me in a weird
situation, especially having

feelings for Johnny,

because, oh, God, Jahmani
and I used to hook up.

All right, let's start
the backyard Dwarf Games.

Put the wiener in my mouth!

- Good game.
- I want a replay.

You want a replay?

- He was going fast.
- OK, no, no, no, no.

Where's the ref to
throw a flag?

You gotta stop counting mines
to count yours.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, OK.

I'm honestly jealous that
Jahmani gets to have all

the fun energy from JJ.

I mean, where was that
handshake after I brought

you on a practice date?

I cannot believe that Sammy
has the audacity to whisper

that crap in my ear.
I don't have to deal with this.

What?

What?