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As we know, we need to help the workforce whilst avoiding redundancy

pay.

We need to dig up some dirt.

Well, you know everyone on the trading floor. Who do you think we need to look

closely at?

This is a perfect chance to get rid of Kevin. Then I would be the only

candidate for the management job.

Have you had a look at Kevin's stuff?

Not much to go on here.

According to his last physical, he's got a clean bill of health. No trace of drug

use.

I guess that was taken on a cold day.

His throat hangs that lower than his dick.

He's quite fit, though, isn't he?

Oh, he's got a small scar on his stomach.

We can't dismiss him for that, though.

You're right.

I've got a computer audit on him. Oh.

I don't know any man who doesn't look at porn and thinks he can get away with it.

I'm just checking if I'll drive now.

Aha.

Thanks for coming, Helen. It's part of our annual computer audit.

Oh. Yes, you're no less aware of our zero-tolerance company policy on the use

of pornographic images on company computers?

Yeah, of course.

Which is why I'm rather disappointed to find this on your hard drive.

What, pray tell, is CFNM?

By the looks of things, it's superior, smart and confident women being bothered

by a bunch of totally naked and roused young men. Like dogs on heat.

Naked animals, they!

You're into this, are you?

No.

Uh, yes, I suppose.

Look, I know what this is. It's a witch hunt. I'm not stupid.

And before I came to this meeting, I was having trouble consulting the staff

handbook and the lawyer. Oh?

And CFNM is not porn. And the women are fully clothed throughout.

Shit.

Wait a minute. Not so fast.

Ladies, I didn't want to bring this up.

But last month, at the Christmas party, Kevin acted out his sick fantasies on

me. What?

He stripped totally naked and begged to wank in front of me.

Right over the photocopier.

And, I can prove it, certain anatomical details I would only know

if this were true.

Right then, Mr. Starr.

Undress.

He had a very smooth body. Little nipples.

I wonder if he'll ever grow a chapter.

Leah, please examine Mr. Starr's body closely and tell me if you can see the

scar that you saw on the night of the Christmas party.

Aha.

You're cute.

I recall that Leah found the scar that she stated was on his body.

Something she could only know if he had exposed himself to her earlier.

But... No buts, Kevin.

But you've seen my medical files, haven't you?

I thought so.

The doctor recorded that scar.

Oh, yeah?

Well, this wasn't.

Well, the only way to verify this is if we examine you totally naked.

Thank you.

Kevin, Leah stated before she examined you that there was a mole on your arse.

There is one.

What do you have to say about this?

We will deal with the question of your continued employment here later.

However, there is also the matter of your uncalled for aroused state.

I find it rather threatening.

I strongly urge you to release your animalistic sexual fluids now.

Huh? Wank.

Your job is in serious peril. Wank!

I'm shocked and saddened to hear what you did at the Christmas party.

Now this.

Take this as a verbal warning. This perversion you have will be your

undoing. Now get back to your desk.

I think we should keep him on.

But we will need to use this incident to keep him permanently under the thumb.

I have to ask you though, how did you know you'd have a mole there?

Oh, he's not the only one into CFNM.