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On the Maiella mountains he saw his sister, astride a mule, and with every...

...step her arse bounced on the saddle.

But what a beauty she was! What'll they be saying, what'll they be doing...

Trullallirullero, trullallilullilullà.

In the hills near Sora he found a lovely lady, picking in a little grove...

...lily-of-the-valley bouquets... What'll they be saying, what'll they be doing...

Trullallirullero, trullallilullilullà.

- Easy, easy! - Citizens, calm down!

Easy, easy!

And shut up! Let me speak, for heaven's sake. A little quiet, please!

Easy, easy! For heaven's sake, calm down!

- Citizens, I came here to...! - People!

- Stop shouting! - Dear friends of Belpertuso!

What?

- You too, Giarabomba! - Less bullshit, more action!

I am pleased to announce that we shall soon have a town doctor!

- And who might that be? - Dr Sigrun Seiter. Another Nazi?

Where'd you dig him up, Mimì, the SS?

The opposition's sarcasm doesn't bother me. He is a distinguished professor...

...from the mainland, a renowned man from Bolzano. A most illustrious doctor!

So when does he arrive?

- Mr Mayor, you've got 48 hours! - He arrives the day after tomorrow!

Political cunning! Thank you! Thank you! Hurray!

Hurray! Hurray!

On the Maiella mountains today I met two sisters riding astride a mule...

...and with every step their arses bounced on the saddle.

- Trallallà... - Mmm!

Let's hope the new doctor likes chrysanthemums, like Dr...

- Manson in 'The Citadel'. - Or was it dahlias?

- Carmelina, your whole arse is showing! - Nice arse, nice view!

If they call you Holy-Water, don't complain!

Who's complaining?

If he likes dahlias better, I'll just change them.

There!

This is Sasà.

He'll enjoy them. My tribute to a man of culture.

What are they?

No idea. Found them in the cellar. They'll interest him. Well done, Sasà!

This is Grandpa Checco. They don't make razor strops like this anymore.

That's old-fashioned stuff. He'll have some ultrafast electric razor.

Know where to shove it?

- I kiss your hands, Excellency! - Rosalia, what on earth are you wearing?

- Indecent! - Well done! You've fixed the room nicely.

Well done, Sasà.

Excellent. He'll feel like he's at the Grand Hotel. A famous doctor...

...like Dr Seiter could hardly sleep at the clinic!

He's from South Tyrol, from Bolzano!

The coach is late. It should be here by now. And why are you...

- Here? - What?

We are the village authorities. I represent the Belpertuso press...

...and therefore have the right to welcome arriving dignitaries. Clear?

'I represent'! What's wrong with you? Come looking for the doctor?

I caught the clap. The clap! Tell me right now who gave it to you...

...pig! Speak, in the name of the law! It happened five years ago...

...when I went to the mainland. In this stinking village there isn't even a...

...whore! All right, all right! You scared the life out of me! Here's the coach!

It's here! At last! Seventy-two hours late: almost on time!

Oh, mamma mia!

He hasn't come.

So what do we do now, lads?

Minchia, we're screwed! What are we going to tell the villagers?

Gentlemen, gentlemen! He's here!

- Good morning, miss. - I'm the doctor. What?

Don Mimì, did you notice that bag?

I'm Sigrun Seiter, the town doctor. I say she's an SS officer in disguise!

Perhaps I wasn't clear. Didn't you receive the letter announcing my arrival?

Well, you see, we were actually expecting a doctor with balls...

A doctor, you understand?

Yes, exactly. A man, in other words. A man?

- A man called Sigrun? - What's so funny?

Come now, gentlemen! Sigrun is a woman's name. The name of a Valkyrie.

Don't you know the Valkyries?

You know, this village doesn't get many tourists.

There they are, they're coming.

A long-haired doctor!

- What long-haired doctor? - It's a woman!

I have the honour of presenting Dr Sigrun Seiter. Delighted.

She only examines women! It's a scandal!

Come on. Minchia!

Back! Back, I said!

- Minchia? Minchia? - What is that, a greeting?

Well, actually, it's something rather pleasant.

Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia!

Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia!

Beppe Nardone, at your service, Doctor! Minchia! Don Gaudenzio, we're saved now!

There she is. What a beauty!

Carmelina, remember: perfect decorum. A distinguished guest is coming...

...and you must understand that these are very serious people.

When he arrives, let me do the talking. I know how to receive a man...

...of importance. And here is Dr Sigrun Seiter. Please, Doctor, do come in.

Willkommen in Belpertuso, Herr Doktor! This is my family. Please.

Danke schön, Herr Doktor! Chrysanthemum... offriren!

- Forgive me, but I... - We're family here. Very kind, thanks.

My wife is a cultured woman, you know. How lovely, thank you! Grandpa... delighted.

That's Rosario, known as Sasà. Honoured. Doctor, I've a little pain...

...right here. Do something; you know what Grandpa's like!

No, don't let him go! And this is Carmelina, our culinary expert.

Please, madam. If you'll follow me, I'll show you to your room.

Thank you.

- Did you see? She's wearing trousers! - Shameless! A woman of science!

- How dare you judge her? - Get straight back to the kitchen!

Sasà, mind your manners at the table. Yes, Mum. Here comes the doctor.

Please, please. The sausage! Here you are, at the head of the table. Thank you.

Too much trouble. Nonsense, in Sicily hospitality is sacred. Smells lovely!

More?

No, thank you. Now you must try a little wine. Thank you. Allow me.

It's from my own vineyard.

Is that enough, madam? More? It must be excellent. Cheers! Thank you.

Turned out well! That's enough. Our expert is queen of the kitchen. Have a taste.

A little more water, Mum?

Thanks, Sasà. Enough. They're dressed with aubergines, a local speciality.

I hope you like it. What do you think, Doctor?

Excellent. I made the sauce for you with my own hands. Just out of curiosity...

Do you grow aubergines where you come from?

Yes, of course. Where I'm from, aubergines have a curious name. They're called...

Is something wrong?

Perhaps you don't like them. No, no, I was saying that where I come from...

...aubergines have an odd name. They're called... wait. You can't remember?

Strange, it's completely slipped my mind just now.

That happens to me all the time with names.

- Aren't you comfortable in that chair? - Very comfortable.

Now I remember. Where I'm from, aubergines are called...

Sorry, I dropped my knife. I told you to behave at the table!

Leave him alone. These things happen, don't they?

You're far too indulgent with that boy. You know manners matter to me.

You're right, dear. Above all, the table shows whether a man is a gentleman.

I was taught that at table your hands stay beside your plate...

...and you take great care never to put your elbows on the tablecloth.

What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?

No, it's nothing. It'll pass in a moment.

This is madness!

'Mad apple'. Sorry, I didn't follow. Tollapfel means 'mad apple', madam.

You absolutely mustn't worry, it's nothing serious. But if...

...you neglect it, it can develop into urethritis. Then you're in trouble.

Where'd you catch it?

On the mainland. In this village there isn't even a...

You've already told me. Trousers down, please. Now.

Know what they say around here? A man who hasn't caught it at least once...

...isn't a real man. Congratulations! You've passed with flying colours.

- You... - You're here to have it looked at too?

And you?

- Me too. - Tell me, does she get a good look at it?

Of course. Does she touch it too?

Of course she touches it. She's a doctor! Then I'll come here every day.

But there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. And this is nothing?

I assure you, everything is fine. What I need is a practical test, Doctor.

- Schwein! - What did you say?

I said it could be Schwein. And what does this Schwein mean?

A very serious disease. Very serious. But I don't understand: this always works!

There's only one cure, my dear young man: a nice clean cut. Are you mad?

Mamma mia, she's crazy! Run! She proposed a hideous mutilation!

Come in. Please, sit down. Sasà, come on in. I wouldn't want to disturb you.

You're not disturbing me. There's no one left. Sit down.

- So, what did you come about? - This.

That's teenage acne. Perfectly normal at your age. There's nothing to worry about.

- How old are you? - Seven...

Seventeen.

Sasà, you'll have to be completely honest with me. Agreed?

Of course. Why else would I come? Besides, doctors are like...

...confessors, they say. Exactly. So: do you feel you're a grown man...

A grown man? You bet! Good grief. Have you ever been with a girl?

Yes, of course. But do you understand what I mean?

Let's be precise: I mean, have you had intimate relations? Intimate?

Never. That explains it. You need to sleep with a woman for the acne to clear...

...up. Easy for you to say, but where am I supposed to find a woman?

In this village, until... until you get married... until then...

Nothing. Right. So where does all that famous southern passion...

- ...go? - To the mainland, when...

...we're in the army. That's where it happens. When's your turn?

In two years, six months and ten days. Have you tried it on with Carmelina?

Of course I have, but there's no chance. And besides...

...Grandpa and Dad never leave her alone. Then you'll have to wait. Yes, wait.

What is this, a haunted house?

Morning, Grandpa. No breakfast at the tavern today?

Ill-mannered brat! At your age I was already fighting in Africa!

Grandpa!

May I come in, Doctor?

Come in!

You're late today, Grandpa Checco!

You beat me to the punch again!

You're both very sweet in this contest of courtesy. But know what you should do?

No.

Organise yourselves better. Of course. She's right: we need a system!

Out! Insolent pig! Shameless! How dare you?

Get out of the bathroom at once! Out! Out! For heaven's sake, go away! You too!

You've soaked my whole shirt! Form a queue! Form a queue!

Sorry, terribly sorry. Is it possible you still haven't learnt to queue...

...for the bathroom? You should learn from the English.

- I can't take any more, I'm suffocating! - Just a little longer.

Now you know what to do. Repeat the treatment every day...

...every single day, morning and evening. Then apply this lotion...

...all over your face. Easy to say! Will the acne clear? Let's hope so.

I've already told you what you need to do. And I've already told you that here...

These things happen when least expected. And for a handsome lad...

...like you, it shouldn't be difficult. When you're young, you have to have faith.

Right. You obviously don't know this place. Maybe, but all places are alike.

Don't make such a tragedy of it. Belpertuso is hopeless.

Are you really sure?

I don't believe it. Let's tour the village together. We'll meet plenty of pretty...

...girls we meet.

You know, you were right. I didn't see a single girl.

Told you!

I kiss your hands! She's having fun with the mayor's son! Lucky bicycle...

...getting squeezed between those thighs! She may be a doctor, but what behaviour!

This is a lovely spot.

Is all this land yours?

Yes. That's the orchard, the vineyard, and those are the wheat fields.

- And what's that? - The old mill. Shall we go?

If you like.

Go on, go on, go on!

They used to grind wheat here. Now it's used as a storehouse...

There's everything in here.

Good. But there are lemons. Yes.

Sasà, do you remember Goethe's poem?

Do you know the land where the lemon trees bloom,

where golden oranges gleam among green leaves?

And your acne?

Just a little redness left. It's that I... I feel like... like someone who...

Listen, let's play a game. Whoever drops it pays a forfeit, all right?

Careful!

- No, no, not you! - Why not me?

- And where did she go? - To Bolzano. Did you scare her off?

- Carmelina? - What are you talking about?

Wait. The mayor has priority. You keep quiet!

Carmelina, sweetheart! Open up, beautiful, open up!

Carmelina, open up, it's the mayor! Is this how you two behave? Gorging...

Who's there?

Look at the colour in your cheeks! And look at those great pale buttocks!

Shut that big mouth, you subversive, anti-democratic lout! Me?

For heaven's sake! A little quiet. Is this really the time to argue politics?

Wait for the elections! It's midnight! Politics keeps no office hours!

Then go to bed! If necessary, we'll argue all night.

Still, my girl's held up nicely, eh? You degenerate! You're the degenerate!

You do enjoy your little jokes, don't you? Where did you sleep last night?

At the clinic. Were you looking for me? Was I ever! I didn't sleep a wink!

That's why I slept at the clinic. What did you think I meant?

I only wanted to talk to you. At night?

During the day I'm extremely busy, as the village's first citizen.

I need to discuss something intimate. Very personal, I'd say.

Oh, really? In that case, how about eleven tonight? Where?

In my room, naturally. But no funny business, eh? Of course.

Maybe he'll get laid!

Minchia, what an arse!

Bloody hell!

Damn it!

Lean the ladder up!

Turn it! One...

Two! Two! Two! One!

One! Higher!

How's it going?

He enters the penalty area, takes the ball... shoots! Goal!

Yes, yes, yes!

Goal! Oh, those two are really playing fuckball! Let me see!

Look, you look too! Listen! What fuckball?

Look! That's Rosalia! What?

Move over, let me see too! Look, look!

It's Rosalia! He's shagging his own wife and thinks she's the doctor!

Pale-Arse got conned! Pale, all right!

He deserves a lesson. Wait. Go to bed.

Chinese cunning!

Hey! What are you doing here?

Same thing you're doing. Who did you think I was?

The doctor told me to sleep here, Pale-Arse!

Look at that filthy sod, watching the erotic entertainment...

...of his own daughter with her lawful husband!

Come on, you pigs! All chasing after that shameless hussy!

- What do you want, Carmelina? - You.

And yours I'll be. But how come?

You never wanted to before. Why suddenly now? Because I find you...

...likeable, don't I?

Besides, I'm furious with that lot. That's why I decided. How do I look, Sasà?

I like you.

Take off my bra.

- The rest too, right? - Get moving!

And hurry up with those knickers!

What are you waiting for?

- Never seen a belly before? - Who cares about your belly?

Ow, ow! No, not that — you!

Take that little jacket off.

What's wrong, are you scared?

You're handsome.

Hold me, Sasà.

Easy. I'll do everything, don't worry.

I like it... darling!

Sigrun! Sigrun! You too, eh? And what am I?

A scullery maid, eh? A kitchen skivvy? Ever since that woman arrived...

...none of you even look at me! I'm sick to death of that German woman, you hear?

I'm leaving this house and village forever! Back to Ciociaria for Carmelina!

Come on, Antonietta. If you don't tell me what's wrong, how can I treat you?

- No, I'm not ill. - Then why did you come?

Well, because... because I'm pregnant. Oh? How long?

- Two days. - Two days? What are you talking about?

Well, something happened. All right, all right. Let's have a look.

Dishonoured! Misfortune has struck me! But you're a virgin. What's this about?

He lifted my skirt. Yes, all right, and then?

He threw me onto the hay. And then?

Then he rubbed himself all over me so much I nearly fainted, Doctor.

Oh, mein Gott! Come on, get dressed now.

Sometimes I think we're in the Middle Ages. Men go to the Moon and you...

...think you're pregnant just because a boy had a good grope.

The fainting convinced me. I'll give you fainting! You're not made of ice!

Anyway, I'll prescribe some phosphorus. It'll do your brain good.

Doctor, excuse me. I still have those little pains, those complaints...

Keep taking the pills I gave you, all right?

Excuse me... perhaps a little examination, a little feel, eh? Come by tomorrow...

...at the clinic and we'll see. Good evening. At the clinic!

Yes... at the clinic.

- Good evening, Doctor. - Good evening. What is it?

I need to tell you something, I...

Mimì! Mimì!

Ah, it's you. If you want us to swap rooms again tonight, I'm ready.

No, thank you. Pity.

Doctor, if you want to go back to the mill, I'd be happy to take you.

Thank you, Sasà, I'll let you know. Good night. Good night.

Hold it there!

At last! I've been waiting one, two, three hours. Same story every morning!

This never ends.

Lads, what a gorgeous babe! I love leafing through it: they're all stark naked!

I'm getting worked up just looking at them!

Disgusting! It was better when they spent all day at the tavern...

...and now they're at the clinic every day, ever since that woman arrived!

My husband's got every disease going! Let me through!

I'll do the douche myself! Yes, madam. Hurry up!

Hurry up!

May they have a stroke! That foreigner has them trailing after her like...

...sheep. They don't even look at us anymore, the filthy pigs!

Of course, we had to end up with a woman doctor! This scandal has to stop!

We just sit here doing nothing? Right, let's go to Don Gaudenzio!

You must leave. Not that I agree, my dear Doctor, quite the contrary...

But as mayor, you understand, I can't ignore the protests...

...coming from every direction. Although, to tell the truth...

...only the women are protesting.

When are the next elections?

In two months. But why do you ask?

Because the reason for your attitude is obvious. Now listen carefully.

If they doubted my competence, I'd accept your request...

...and leave today. But since it's nothing but women's gossip, let me remind you...

...I signed a proper council contract. I intend to honour it. I'm staying.

So you intend to stay despite everything? Certainly, dear Mayor. Good for you!

You cannot give in: your mission, your devotion to science...

...for which you're ready to give body and soul! Body and soul...

This storm has trapped us. Look what I found. At least you can dry yourself off.

Good man.

Cold!

Cold? Hey, you've hardly got any left! So you did find yourself a girl!

I see you took my advice.

The parish priest interfered and put pressure on the mayor. Oh, really?

Luckily the doctor's still here. She doesn't let anyone walk all over her...

She's got character!

- Is there a doctor here? - Yes, that's the clinic.

A doctor? No male doctor, but there's a lady doctor. Doctor Minchia.

Breathe in. How long have you had this? Since last night. We feasted on...

...mussels. What did you say?

Yes, mussels. What's strange about that? They were raw, weren't they?

Yes, of course. Why, don't you like them? You're in serious trouble.

We need tests now. Meanwhile, I'm keeping you isolated. What?

How long must I stay here?

Three or four days, until the results arrive. I'm leaving!

Carabiniere Nardone! At your service. As Belpertuso's health officer...

...I order you to arrest this man as a suspected...

...carrier of vibrios. Yes, ma'am! Vibrios? What the devil are those?

- Cholera. Ever heard of cholera? - Cholera?

Exactly. Do you understand now? You're a public danger, you know. Your name?

Well? Have you decided? I asked your name.

Max Colombi. Max Colombi. You're lucky you stopped here.

Yes, some luck! But you'll only have to postpone...

...your pleasure trip for a few days. What pleasure trip?

I assumed from the car. You're mistaken: I'm not some industrialist...

...on holiday. Who do you think I am?

I'm a test driver, trying out a prototype. In two days I have to...

...be in Milan. I'm a poor devil earning a living, same as you. Understand?

Of course I understand, but it makes no difference to me. Your condition...

...is a serious danger to you and everyone else. So I have to...

...keep you here, Mr Colombi. Please, sit down.

And you stay on guard. At your service, Doctor.

- Hi. - Hi.

- What brings you round here? - Just passing.

What are you doing all alone?

Nothing, I'm bored. You know, yesterday I had a long talk with the doctor. Oh, yes?

She explained loads of things. She said that what happened between us...

- ...doesn't... - You really told her everything?

Well, I had to. But I didn't tell her I was with you. Oh, good.

I didn't specify.

I got such a fright, you know. I really thought I was pregnant.

Oh, come on!

Bloody hell, I've got to call Milan! Isn't there a telephone here?

I knew it. This isn't a village, it's a dump. Now get out at once...

...can't you see I'm examining someone? Listen, couldn't you make the call for me?

When I've finished. For God's sake, how many times must I say it's urgent?

Urgent!

Shall I cuff him?

Thank you, Nardone, there's no need yet. The gentleman is merely rude.

Still, I'm always on the alert. Good man, Nardone.

Thank you.

Don Mimì, are you feeling ill?

My heart! Go and fetch the doctor! And who's going to sack the flour?

Go on, hurry! Run! I'm going, I'm going!

Did you call Milan?

I told you to stay in there. What did my boss say?

Your boss?

He was pretty explicit. He said you're a...

Pillock. What does that mean?

A bollock. Or, if you prefer the medical term, a testicle.

I don't like that fellow. I'm cuffing him, understood?

No! Doctor, quickly! Don Mimì is ill!

Stay on guard. All right.

Oh, go fuck...

Bloody hell!

The window!

It's too high, for fuck's sake!

- Where is he? - Over there.

Hey!

Don Mimì!

Is he upstairs?

Where the hell has he got to?

Forgive me, my soul, if I deceive you. I want to shower you with fiery kisses!

Fiery kisses! So many fiery kisses! I want to give you...

Don't run, little dove! Let me go! You're my passion! One sublime embrace...

...from you! What smooth skin, what smooth skin! No, stop! What magnificent...

...mainland tits you've got! I want to give you kisses, every kind of kiss!

They call me the Bull of Belpertuso. And not because of the horns!

Where are you, my sylph?

There you are, there you are! Such white skin! You're so white! Come, come...

...come to my little heart!

And I grab! And I grab!

Don Checco! The mayor's had a turn and the doctor's with him at the mill!

What do you mean, he's had a turn?

Ah, I see! He's putting on an act. He wants to shag the doctor!

He needs the usual lesson. Right. How do we get there?

To the mill? I'm motorised! I can go on this. But it's a bloody snail...

...we'll never make it in time! Step on it! Come on! You're right!

This is the end of Pale-Arse!

I'd sacrifice my honour for you! Stop! Stop! Where are you going?

Don't run away! Stop! And you, dancing fool, stop!

Come on, we're nearly there! Hurry! Don't lose that animal!

There he is! I'll get him!

Come on, down you get! Down, I said! Move! March! One...

...two, one, two! Keep going, just like that! I love it!

Where are you going?

No way out this way! No way out! That's it! Harder!

Yes, like a wild horse!

Keep going! I love it! Keep going! Kick me in the...

...belly! Kick me in the belly!

That's it! I told you, no way out! No way out! I'm so excited!

Again, again! Come on, hit me! Darling...

Why do you keep running away? Come on!

Stop there! Wait!

Squad, forward!

You over there, you here. And me? You, that side!

I can't stand it! I'm so excited!

All mine!

Get stuck in! Hold him tight!

Come on, come on! Charge!

Lift him up! Quick! Surround him! Let me go!

We've got him! We've got him! Don't let go!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Doctor, mine's disappeared!

Sorry! Sorry! Minchia, this is better than the cinema!

That came out really well. That's all for today, gentlemen.

The fine!

I don't have 500 lire, but drinks are on me at the tavern. They give me credit.

You can drink to my health. Let's all go to the tavern.

Come on, let's go!

Let's check your blood pressure.

One-thirty, normal. You need a tonic. You'll soon feel much stronger...

...and your appetite will improve too.

I'll write you a prescription now.

Right, let's see.

Bloody hell! There, done.

Ten drops in a tablespoon before meals.

Goodbye. Hey! What have you done to my car?

- Why? - It won't start! It won't start! Sorry.

Perhaps because...

...this is missing.

Give it to me!

Come here!

- You're not leaving. Give me the key. - Give me that gadget.

- Open up! - No.

Damn it!

The key! Give me that key!

Stop! Hold still!

Doctor, a telegram has arrived for you.

- Slide it under the door. - Yes, under the door.

The test results.

Well? What do they say?

Negative. All negative.

And you kept me here all this time! I'm a doctor.

Some doctor...

The Agricultural Inspectorate has asked me to explain to you...

...the possibilities for developing livestock farming on mountain pastures.

As you know, animal husbandry is a determining factor...

- When did you decide to leave? - Tomorrow morning.

Tell me, why don't you come with me? With you?

I have my work here. But what are you staying in a village like this for?

I'm a doctor. And a village like this is exactly where I'm needed.

The State wants to educate the rural population.

To that end, I shall show you, by means of slides...

...several breeds of cattle. And what do we buy the cows with, the slides?

As everyone knows, the State only lets you see its cattle in photographs!

So stop being clever. Please, let's begin.

The breed you see is typical of Tuscany and is a good milk producer.

Like the pharmacist's wife! Its udders can reach quite...

...impressive proportions. Yes, I can see that! This is a Modicana cow...

...with a powerful, fleshy rear. The pharmacist's wife's arse!

With proper care it can produce splendid sirloins.

This is a red bovine, typical of the East. Nasty breed...

...a comrade cow! Highly valued both for work and at the slaughterhouse.

Hammer and sickle! Here in Italy, this breed is steadily increasing in number.

That is due to its talent for compromise. This cow's a politician!

Yes, indeed. And here is a white breed typical of Italy. Its belly is...

...of remarkable proportions, owing to its ability to gobble up feed...

...of American production with an insatiable appetite.

It'll also eat at any trough offered to it. A democratic cow, eh?

And now you will see the milk cow par excellence.

Now that's a milk cow!

Pigs! Bastards! That's the last straw! I'm leaving this place! Silence!

Turn that bloody thing off, quick! What do I do, Sergeant, arrest him?

Son of a...!

Come here! I'll smash you! I want to know who pulled this stunt!

I'll lock him up! Mainland breed! Now those are some milking tits!

Milking tits!

Lovely show! I suppose you're all proud of yourselves. I'm sorry, terribly sorry.

I assure you. Well, this time it wasn't your fault. And I'm sorry too...

...to see you go. You understand that at this point there's nothing else I can do.

It hurts to think I won't see you again. I've grown very fond of you.

Before you arrived I was always aching all over. Think what you like...

...but I don't know, your presence, your smile... Now I feel wonderful.

I feel as if I'm back in the old days, when I was fighting in East Africa.

For this village you've been like a breath of spring, a gust...

...of fresh air. I apologise for the way we've behaved towards you.

It's not your fault. This little village will go back to being...

...what it was before: dull, full of sad days, every one the same, but...

- But I have to leave, do you understand? - Yes, of course, Sigrun. I understand.

I can't blame you. You're right, we're the ones who were wrong. Still...

Come on, come here.

- I can't do it, Sigrun. - Try. Try again.

I can't.

I've waited too long for this moment.

What a shame. A real shame.

But...

- What's a shame? - I don't understand.

I was saying it's a real shame that you're leaving.

Thanks. Perhaps I need a real check-up. Sorry, what did you say?

Oh, no, no, pay no attention. Just the thoughts of a poor old man.

- Looking for someone? - No, no, nobody.

- I'm so glad to see you again. - Me too. Won't you even say hello?

You look so funny, Sasà!

Hey, that's how you kiss him! Bye! Bye! Goodbye, Doctor!