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Look, Kuttan,
you are the tenth-grade topper.
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But I'm going to ask you
fifth-grade questions, okay?
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Define photosynthesis.
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Photosynthesis is a very good synthesis.
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It is my favorite synthesis.
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In fact, I always take photos
of this synthesis only.
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"My brother is reading a book."
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Change these words
from singular to plural form.
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Sir, once
bhai
gives his word…
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he doesn't change it for anyone.
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Sir, sir, sir.
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Tell me, who is the…
father of genetics?
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What?
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Can you say that clearly, ma'am?
He couldn't hear you.
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Who is the father of genetics?
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Ma'am, only the mother of genetics
could tell you that.
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A train crosses a pole in ten seconds
at a speed of 24 meters per second.
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So what is the length of the train?
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-Pass.
-Hey!
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Do you think
this is a rapid-fire round, son?
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Fine, tell me.
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French Emperor Napoleon.
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What were his last words
before he died?
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What the hell is going on here?
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How can tenth-grade students
be this substandard?
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Sir, under the Right to Education Act,
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we are not allowed to fail
any student until the eighth grade.
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And these kids passed
the ninth grade by cheating.
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Technically, they are in the tenth grade,
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but they don't know anything
about any of the subjects.
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But my Ravinder is very good
at Sanskrit.
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He said he recited the entire
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"Om Bhur Bhuva Swaha"
for madam.
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I asked him to tell me
Ohm's Law of Resistance!
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-What?
-I will explain it.
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No, no, this is not acceptable.
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Look, we need to prepare the kids
for the boards.
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If they don't get good grades
in tenth grade,
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how will they go to foreign countries?
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-Foreign?
-Foreign?
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Forthwith. Immediately.
How will they get ahead in life?
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-Oh, yes.
-Yes, they should.
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If they move slowly,
they will be left behind by TTPS.
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Yes, that's true.
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But this is not just about the kids.
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It's about our reputation, too.
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So, give them extra classes.
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-Yes, sir!
-Yes!
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We will increase the mock tests, sir.
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That will surprise the kids.
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-Yes, yes.
-You should do that.
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-One second. Listen to him.
-Please.
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Sir, you--
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You are all talking about filling petrol
in a car without an engine.
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Kids who have neither internal drive
nor external motivation,
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why would they study?
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Sir, if you ask them what they
want to be when they grow up,
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one says rider,
another says provider.
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Just think about it.
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How can someone become Abdul Kalam
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if he doesn't even know
who Abdul Kalam is?
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They need a role model, sir.
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An influential person
who can inspire them to study.
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-Yes, that's true.
-Am I right?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I'll give a speech
at tomorrow morning's assembly.
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He said an influential person.
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Not someone who is easily
influenced, like you.
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The school sponsor has a point.
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I am canceling the assembly speech.
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What were you saying?
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Sir, maybe a former student of ours.
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Someone whose lived experience
is relatable to the kids.
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Why not? Why not? Why not?
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If another role model…
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can help the kids get better
board exam scores,
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then let's chase them.
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Yes, sir.
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We will find them.
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Adarsh's ideal idol.
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-Yes, definitely.
-That is a good plan.
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What is this?
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Duster.
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No, for a teacher,
this is a divine gift.
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It erases all mistakes.
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It erases a teacher's mistake
from this side.
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And a student's mistake
from this side.
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But you, on the other hand,
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are confiscating bags instead
of using this genius invention.
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Sir, this is my method.
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If a child brings a toy to class,
I don't hit them.
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I confiscate their bag.
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That is wrong.
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Did you confiscate the bag
of a seventh-grade kid yesterday?
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-Yes.
-Do you know who he is?
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Chandi Ram?
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Goldy
ji's
maternal cousin Tambe
ji's
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step-son, Chandi Ram.
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Is his whole family named
after metallic elements?
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Goldy
ji
gave his favorite
step-nephew
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a smartwatch worth
150,000 rupees,
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which was inside the bag you confiscated.
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But it was missing when
you returned the bag.
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What… are you trying to say?
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-Mr. Hansraj?
-Yes?
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"An expensive watch was lost
because of Kanchan ma'am."
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What is "Kanchan ma'am"
in this sentence?
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She is in trouble, ma'am.
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In the next four days,
Chandi's chrome watch
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should be back on his
creamy white wrists.
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Marvelous.
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Phonetic figure of speech.
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Otherwise, a teacher can lose her job
before she even starts teaching.
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Right?
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Use this.
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Not just one, you'll get
three or four watches back.
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No, sir.
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I'll use my own ways
to find it. Thank you.
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Sir?
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We won't find a better
role model than him.
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Deepak Sejwal.
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He is a national-level swimmer.
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He just swam from
Mumbai to Panjim in five days.
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Oh. Then he will take a
whole month to get here.
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We don't have enough time,
Mukul sir.
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His Insta profile isn't
much to look at either.
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Don't touch me, dude.
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-Bishnu!
-Yes, sir?
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The chow mein tastes amazing.
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Can I get another half-plate?
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Sure, sir.
I will get it immediately.
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Hey, sit down.
That's not your job.
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Sir, can you keep an eye on Naren?
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He got low marks on his test again.
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My dream is to make him a doctor.
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If he keeps this up,
he won't even pass the tenth grade.
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Your son has a lot of potential.
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He just needs to stay
on the pitch.
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Stand his ground.
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It's a test match.
One or two runs, right?
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No need to hit fours and sixes.
He can do it. Okay?
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Okay, sir.
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Holy shit! Mother father!
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KB sir studied at our school.
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KB?
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Karan Bindra!
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The biggest billionaire
in Tinki Toli.
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He just bought an
island in Thailand.
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But what does he do?
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Technology, aviation, hospitality,
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he talks about all of that
on his podcast.
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Hey… I…
I have seen him somewhere.
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You must have seen him
on social media.
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He…
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knows you?
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Knows me?
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Within five minutes of my DM'ing him,
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he leaves me on seen.
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Trust me, sir,
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the kids will be so motivated
after listening to Karan Bindra
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that even their coming generations
will pass the exams with ease.
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Don't you sleep way too much
these days?
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I did it too much last night.
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-What?
-Studying.
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I saw you at Hakka Haveli
last night,
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but you left without
eating anything.
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Bishnu uncle uses
too much soy sauce.
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And besides, I just needed
to talk to Naren.
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By the way, what is Naren's problem?
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He is always studying,
but he still doesn't get good grades.
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Some people come into this world
to spread joy, not to get good grades.
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You would do the same
if you were here.
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ROLL ONE AS SOON AS
YOU GET THE STUFF…
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I WANT COKE TOO!
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LET'S MEET AT OUR REGULAR SPOT…
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DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT!
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Dad!
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Dad, do we have any munchies?
I am very hungry.
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Yes--
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Dad?
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Yes…
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we do.
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It's in the upper cabinet.
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-Shiney sir?
-Yes, sir?
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Do you trust him?
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Is this guy an honest man?
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What are you saying, sir?
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Does anyone lie on the internet?
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Hey! Forchuner!
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Hey! Lange Lover!
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-What are you doing, sir?
-What?
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His cameraman
travels in that car, sir.
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Then what car does he travel in?
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Hey!
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Lolls Loyce!
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Sir, he is here.
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This man, he is very cool
He plays in multi-millions
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The name is KB
Ooh yeah baby!
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I'll call you later.
I'm at a function for poor children. Yes.
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Sir, Shiney.
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I was the one who DM'ed you.
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Sir… can I please…
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touch you, sir?
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-What do you mean?
-Good touch only.
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This is our headmaster.
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Mr. Gyaneshwar Tripathi.
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-Mr. Gyaneshwar?
-Yes.
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-Tripathi sir?
-Yes.
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You called me here to inspire the kids,
even though Tripathi sir is here?
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I'm who I am today
because he's at this school!
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You have no idea just how much
you have inspired me.
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But Karan sir,
when you studied here,
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I wasn't even in this school.
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Imagine if you were!
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The number one headmaster
in Delhi, Mr. Gyaneshwar!
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Sir.
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Take a close-up of him.
He is poor.
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The man is definitely honest.
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Ma'am, I am telling you the truth.
You can ask Dheeraj if you want.
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Yes, ma'am, I saw it too.
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Chandi put that watch in his bag.
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But the bag was in the staff room
the whole time.
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Did a teacher steal the watch?
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As you know, ma'am,
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a teacher's salary is not enough.
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This--
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Go…
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So, you did not get the watch
by asking nicely?
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Since you have decided
to leave this school already,
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I will give you a farewell gift
on your way out.
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I mean, I would like
to give you a farewell tip.
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Tirath has a shop in Chor Bazaar.
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All stolen goods from this
area end up being sold there.
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So in your time of need, that is
where you will find that timepiece.
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Alliterative pun.
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Yes… Sir, thank you!
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I have seen him somewhere.
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A SPECIAL MOTIVATIONAL SESSION BY
KARAN BINDRA
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What else goes on in Manchester?
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Everyone is United in Manchester.
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Although City is good too.
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But ever since I bought a
Villa in Aston--
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How far away is Cambridge from there?
Is it walking distance?
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About two toll booths away.
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Oh, that is all?
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Yes! Come in, come in.
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This is our counselor.
Mr. Mukul Dengla.
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He sits at this school,
but an NGO pays his salary.
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Hello, sir. So good to have you.
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The kids will be very inspired
to meet you.
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I have made some pointers
for your speech today.
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If you speak on these areas,
the kids will definitely be motivated--
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When I was six months old,
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I hadn't even started speaking.
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My mom used to say,
"Son, say mom."
256
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,160
My dad used to say,
"Son, say dad."
257
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,480
Do you know what I said?
258
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,040
Success…
259
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,040
is a journey, not a destination.
260
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,920
Sir, even your first word
was a full sentence.
261
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,840
If KB didn't listen to his father,
262
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,000
do you really think he'll listen to you?
263
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,240
-Legend.
-No, sir, I didn't mean that.
264
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,000
Mukul
ji,
no need to add
psychology everywhere.
265
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,920
You can say whatever you like.
266
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:55,760
Just make sure that the kids are
motivated to study and work hard.
267
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,360
Do you know what the most
important part of motivation is?
268
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,920
A foreign trip?
269
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,840
M-U-S-I-C.
270
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,760
Mucus?
271
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800
Music.
272
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:20,360
Dreams, Pride, and Hope
The dream destination is money
273
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:26,040
Hopes launching into the sky!
274
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:34,200
Yes I am rich! Very Rich!
275
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,040
And now,
276
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,520
please welcome the tycoon
of Tinki Toli,
277
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,200
Mr. Karan Bindra!
278
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:55,640
This man, he is very cool
He plays in multi-millions
279
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,840
The name is KB
Ooh yeah baby!
280
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,880
The name is KB
Ooh yeah baby! Cool man!
281
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:14,200
The first question is,
what do all of you need to become
282
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,960
to make your parents proud?
283
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,760
Sir, engineer.
284
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,840
Sir, government employee.
285
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,280
Sir, doctor.
286
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,400
Nope.
287
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,480
Your parents will be proud of you
288
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,480
the day you become
a successful billionaire.
289
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,680
And for that,
290
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,280
you'll need to put in a lot of hard work
and dedication toward your studies.
291
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,320
That is, unless you know the shortcut
to becoming a billionaire.
292
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,800
Now, whenever someone asks my mother
about my degree, she says,
293
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,440
"He may not have a degree or a rank,
294
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,400
but his yacht is parked
on the Yamuna riverbank."
295
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,080
Ten days.
296
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,880
In just ten days, every single kid here
297
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,720
will earn eight figures
before turning eighteen.
298
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,880
Ask me how.
299
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,280
-How?
-How?
300
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,000
The KBCC.
301
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,560
The Karan Bindra Crorepati Course.
302
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,320
You don't need to mug this up.
There is no studying needed.
303
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,920
You just need to sell this course
to three more people,
304
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,240
who will sell it to three other people.
305
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,320
Three plus three plus three, ten!
306
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,400
In ten days, you'll be a billionaire!
307
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,680
Now ask me, how much is it for?
308
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,200
How much is it for? How much?
How much is it for, sir?
309
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,320
How much?
310
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,520
Just 9,999!
311
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,120
But just for all of you,
I will give you this course
312
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,360
for only 4,999!
313
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,320
Should I make it easier?
In the next five minutes,
314
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,440
the first 25 people
to pay me in cash
315
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,280
will get this course for just 999!
316
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,560
What are you…?
317
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,520
Get me cash. Go, go, go.
318
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,160
Sir, stop them! Sir! Sir?
319
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,040
-Sir, big fan, sir. One selfie, sir?
-No…
320
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,400
LOVE IS AN ART
STAY AWAY AND PROTECT YOUR HEART
321
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,400
Did anyone see you coming here?
322
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,040
Roll one for me quickly.
Make it special.
323
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,160
Oh, man. Nikku forgot
his glasses here again.
324
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,080
He can't see a thing without these.
325
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,280
Give me that.
326
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,960
Please drop me off at home.
327
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,800
What is wrong with you, son?
328
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,240
-Nikku?
-Dad?
329
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,320
So you were following me?
330
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,800
So is this what Naren does?
331
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,400
How long has this been going on?
332
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,760
One year.
333
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,280
One year!
334
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,440
Palak, do you know how harmful
this is for a person's health?
335
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,080
Come on, Dad. It's fine
if you do it a few times a week.
336
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,760
A few times?
337
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,800
Child, this is how people
become drug addicts!
338
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,520
Look at him.
He's so high he can't even stand.
339
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240
My glasses!
340
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,920
One second, drug addiction?
341
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,720
Of course.
342
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,240
What else is all this?
343
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:00,960
So, you guys…
344
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,800
eat food?
345
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,320
Yes, Dad.
346
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,080
We are Junkies who eat junk food.
347
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,560
Roll is an egg roll, and coke is--
348
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,880
But then, why do it in secret?
349
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,480
Dad, Bishnu uncle wants
to make Naren a doctor.
350
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,680
If he finds out that Naren
makes food just like him,
351
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,040
he will be very angry.
352
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,320
As he should be.
353
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,960
He shouldn't stop focusing on
his studies just for a hobby.
354
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,160
Dad, this isn't just
a hobby for Naren.
355
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,080
Just try his chow mein once.
356
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,800
Bishnu really does use
too much soy sauce.
357
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,160
This is really tasty, Naren.
358
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,320
Impressive.
359
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,560
Thanks.
360
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,720
Sorry, ma'am, for calling you
here so urgently.
361
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,760
But it's because I'm new here.
362
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,320
If someone like you pressures them,
they'll definitely tell the truth.
363
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,880
This Tirath is a very crooked man.
364
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,720
He buys goods from thieves
and crooks all day.
365
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,800
Urmila
ji,
so what has
Goldy
ji
sent today?
366
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,680
Today…
367
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,080
She wants to say something.
Go ahead.
368
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,200
Yes!
369
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,720
Brother?
370
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,720
Did any of these kids
come to you to sell a watch?
371
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,880
Yes, someone did
come to me to sell a watch.
372
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,920
But it wasn't a kid.
It was this man.
373
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,040
Show me.
374
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,320
Him…
375
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,080
Gyaneshwar?
376
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,440
Who else could it be?
377
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,160
This man is a liar,
a cheat, and a swindler!
378
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,880
He stole a child's watch?
379
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,760
This principal has no principles.
380
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,160
No, ma'am, I think…
381
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,800
Brother, there must
be a misunderstanding.
382
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,320
It's not a misunderstanding.
That Gyaneshwar is a mistake.
383
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,320
Regardless of whether we find
the watch, I'll get my revenge.
384
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,440
Revenge?
385
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,520
Not yet. He will be replaced.
386
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,640
My revenge will be complete
the day they replace this headmaster.
387
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,200
Why does everyone here
always talk in figures of speech?
388
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,560
I don't know.
389
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,280
-Kanchan!
-Yes, ma'am.
390
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,640
Thank you.
391
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,280
Sir, what is this
"billionaire course" drama?
392
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,520
I told Ravinder that he
can't do it,
393
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,280
and he said, "Dad, if you don't pay me,
I will sell a kidney."
394
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,520
Thankfully, the knife was blunt.
395
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,480
-Oh my.
-Or else…
396
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,320
My Yusuf said,
397
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,720
"Dad, get married two more times."
398
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,200
"Then we will have three people."
399
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,320
"Then you and I will
reach diamond level."
400
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,280
Return our money to us,
right now.
401
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,960
-Yes, sir. Please.
-That's all we want.
402
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,200
-It's our hard-earned money--
-Guys, guys, guys!
403
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,640
KB sir promised to turn us
into billionaires in ten days.
404
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,200
There are still eight days left.
405
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,520
Until then, if two of you could
join me, I would become diamond…
406
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,080
Calm down! Calm down!
Everyone, please calm down!
407
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,080
Shiney sir, come on.
408
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520
You are a teacher.
How could you fall for his tricks?
409
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,120
-Exactly.
-Say something, sir.
410
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,120
Sir, did you…?
411
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,280
He said it with such conviction.
412
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,560
That for you, the price is 4,999.
413
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,680
For the first 25 people, it's 999.
414
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,960
Anyone could fall for it.
415
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,120
Wait, wait a minute.
What did you just say, sir?
416
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,840
From 4,999,
he went straight to 999?
417
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,440
Exactly, anyone would
find that enticing…
418
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,840
Where is this Bindra staying, sir?
419
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,960
Where were you, man?
420
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,000
You oiled me up and left.
421
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,040
My body has tightened up again.
422
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,840
Make sure you get
every single knot.
423
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,280
What the hell are you doing?!
424
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,640
Remember this?
425
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,840
The device to solve all problems
and get rid of your stress.
426
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,560
This device will get rid of your debt.
427
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,360
No matter how big your debt is,
this device will reset it.
428
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,160
World famous in Haryana.
429
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,920
Brother, will this get rid
of all of my debts?
430
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,960
Debts of your father, grandfather,
and even great-grandfather. All of it.
431
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,160
This actually costs 9,999,
432
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,160
but only for all of you, it's 4,999.
433
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,160
And the first 25 people
who pay me in cash
434
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,960
will only have to pay 999!
435
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,760
This is great! Let’s get it.
436
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,240
Half the village took on more debt
to buy your debt reset device.
437
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,760
And yet, instead of
people's debts going down,
438
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,520
everyone's debt doubled or tripled!
439
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,640
Now you're going
to return everyone's money.
440
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,680
I will.
441
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,560
-Double what you took.
-How will I double it?
442
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,160
And remember,
443
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,960
if you try to do
something on the sly,
444
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,760
I am the meekest person
from my village.
445
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,520
He got two and a half
out of ten in physics.
446
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,400
He got three in bio.
447
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,720
And one in chemistry.
448
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,640
There was only one kid in class
449
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,320
who scored lower than Naren
on the Science Unit Test.
450
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,120
That kid wrote that the SI unit of mass
451
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,920
was Allu Arjun.
452
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,560
Don't worry, sir.
453
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,080
From now on, he won't
be allowed to go out.
454
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,400
His mother told me that he goes out
with his friends every single day.
455
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,280
I will deal with you once he leaves.
456
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,680
You think becoming a doctor is easy?
457
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,560
You need to study
for 16 hours every single day.
458
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,840
That's how you become a doctor.
459
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,280
-You need to study so much--
-Naren…
460
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,200
can't become a doctor, Bishnu.
461
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,520
Why would you say that, sir?
462
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,440
I'm not saying that.
Your son said it himself.
463
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,400
Look, he doesn't have any
interest or aptitude for science.
464
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,800
Even if he somehow clears
the exam in the future,
465
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,840
he will never be a good doctor.
466
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,400
So what will he become, sir?
467
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,000
Every other day,
Naren doesn't just…
468
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,400
go hang out with his friends.
469
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,080
You want to make food?
470
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,520
I worked day and night
471
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,440
so that you could go to school,
and you want to cook food?
472
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,560
No, Bishnu!
473
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,160
Sir…
474
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,800
I never got the opportunity
to go to school.
475
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,640
That is why I sent him.
476
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,200
I bought him textbooks,
enrolled him in tutoring,
477
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,480
even bought him a computer,
478
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,560
so he could grow up
479
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,480
to be an influential person.
480
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,320
But he…
481
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,840
all he'll ever be…
482
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,800
all he'll ever be is
another Bishnu Tamang, sir.
483
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,560
Who said Bishnu Tamang
is not an influential person?
484
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,840
An orphan boy who came
here from Darjeeling
485
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,560
now runs the most famous
Chinese restaurant in this area.
486
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,200
You built your own business
and your reputation, Bishnu.
487
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,960
Naren can't say it to you,
488
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,960
but you are his hero.
489
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,480
He wants to be another Bishnu Tamang.
490
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,560
But what about his studies, sir?
491
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,880
Yes, that's very important.
492
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,040
But he should study in a culinary school
instead of a medical school.
493
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,800
Vikas Khanna and Sanjeev Kapoor
are just chefs, too, aren't they?
494
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960
Our country doesn't just need
doctors and engineers.
495
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,000
It also needs chefs,
lawyers, and teachers.
496
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,800
But, sir, can my Naren
compete on that level?
497
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,680
You should decide that for yourself.
498
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,800
Try this.
499
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,960
It's good.
500
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,480
Add some more soy sauce next time.
501
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Okay?
502
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,640
He wrote "Harippa" instead of
"Harappa civilization." This Gurmeet…
503
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,560
Sir! You should be
ashamed of yourself.
504
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,840
The gents' toilet was closed.
It was an emergency, so I had to use it.
505
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,920
What are you talking about?
506
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,280
What are you talking about?
507
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Chandi Ram, Dheeraj, come in.
508
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,960
Tirath
bhai
has told us everything.
509
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,680
How could you steal an
innocent young child's watch?
510
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,400
Now you will be the one
who buys a new watch for them.
511
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,120
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
512
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,080
Why would I steal anyone's watch?
513
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,320
I went to Tirath
to sell my own watch!
514
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,120
To buy that KBCC.
515
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,720
You shouldn't accuse an innocent
player of match fixing.
516
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,280
Look at this.
517
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,200
This is the receipt.
518
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,360
It's the original receipt
519
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,840
for the first copy
of the watch from Switzerland.
520
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,760
Then where is Chandi Ram's watch?
521
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,520
Sorry, I am having trouble
understanding you at the moment.
522
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,880
Please check your network connection.
523
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:29,880
Dheeraj?
524
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,040
You idiot!
525
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,760
We could have both kept the watch.
526
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,080
Why did you wear it to school?
527
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,640
How else would I complete my steps?
528
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,600
So, you did use
the duster after all.
529
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,080
No, sir,
530
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,920
apart from the dread of the duster,
531
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,000
the drum of discipline has
dozens of other tunes to play.
532
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,200
I searched patiently…
533
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,640
and searching Dheeraj
was the answer.
534
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,000
A figure of speech
with a pun and an alliteration.
535
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,560
And it's also a hyperbole.
536
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,760
I will take this.
537
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,280
Sir?
538
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,880
She just took down your
figures of speech with style.
539
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,040
She is new.
She will learn with time.
540
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,760
Sometimes, fear is necessary.
541
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,800
Your 2,000 rupees.
542
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,520
Your 4,000 rupees.
543
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,440
Your mother's
mangalsutra.
544
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,880
So?
545
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,160
What you said about being
inspired by me…
546
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,880
was that a lie, too?
547
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,760
Would I lie to you, Mr. Tarakeshwar?
548
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,200
Gyaneshwar.
549
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,560
Hey! Lickshaw!
550
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,760
For the rickshaw…
551
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,080
KB sir? KB sir?
552
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,240
The ten million rupees
that I will receive next week,
553
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,280
will it be put into my savings account
or current account?
554
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,480
Let's go.
555
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,520
Sir? Sir! Sir!
556
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,720
I thought we found our role model,
557
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,560
now the kids will get better marks.
558
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,280
Now, where will we find
559
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,800
Adarsh's new ideal idol?
560
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360
There is one person, sir.
561
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,480
A role model is not someone
who shows off with stolen money.
562
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,560
A role model is someone
563
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,480
who builds their own place in society
through hard work and dedication.
564
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,320
So please welcome the owner of
Hakka Haveli.
565
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,520
Mr. Bishnu Tamang!
566
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,520
Unlike all of you,
567
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,840
I haven't read many books.
568
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,720
But I have studied up on
spices and condiments.
569
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,480
No matter what you want to do…
570
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,960
you need to give it your 100 percent.
571
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,000
Sir!
572
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,520
Sir…
573
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,920
I am sorry for yesterday.
574
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,320
I suspected you for no good reason.
575
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,360
It's fine.
576
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,560
Actually, Urmila ma'am said
it so confidently…
577
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,600
I don't know why she hates
you so much. I'm sorry.
578
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,040
What?
579
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,840
ORGANISED PROGRESS PARTY
580
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,040
WE WILL PICK FLOWERS FROM THE GARDEN
AND RULE WITH DOMINANCE.
581
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,400
Ma'am?
582
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,040
Were you and Gyaneshwar sir
going to get married?
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