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Come on!
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Koyomimonogatari
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Koyomimonogatari
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Koyomimonogatari
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Koyomimonogatari
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Koyomi Tea
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Koyomimonogatari
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Koyomimonogatari
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Together now!
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When I look at the world covered in a sheet of snow
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I take a single step forward
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The passion in my heart will never change, never wane
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The passion in my heart will never change, never wane
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Let's dance to its beat
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The moon I know since the day you led me to it
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The moon I know since the day you led me to it
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looks like a mirror again today, up there in the starlit sky
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and glitters with little flashes of light
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and glitters with little flashes of light
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Some things will change
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Some things will change
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Some things will change
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Some things will change
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Some things never change
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Some things never change
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I used to be so fickle
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but now I know what eternity means
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and pledge it to you
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I'm platinum happy
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I'm platinum happy
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but when I still get platinum sad
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but when I still get platinum sad
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and shed platinum tears
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and shed platinum tears
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Why? Just why?
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Discothèque
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Calendar
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Brother, do you believe in ghosts and the like?
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Ghosts?
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Whatâs with that?
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Did you hear something from Sengoku?
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Why is Nadekoâs name coming up?
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Sometimes you say things
that make no sense, brother.
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No, it's nothing!
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But why are you suddenly asking about ghosts?
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What, is it something like a ghost appearing in your tea ceremony club?
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Thatâs right!
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Iâm surprised you got it!
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A fluke
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Or more correctly, a ghost
had been appearing in the tea ceremony club.
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Had been appearing?
What do you mean by that?
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Were there traces of it left in the club room?
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No, I wouldnât say it left any tracesâŚ
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That kid,
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thereâs no objective evidence for its existence.
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That kid?
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A strangely specific way of referring to it.
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Tsukihi, Iâll tell you something good.
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If thereâs no evidence, that means there was no ghost!
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Okay, that settles the matter.
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Well, we can just chat about something else now.
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I want this to be a proper consultation!
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Not some idle chatter!
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Okay, okay.
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Whoa there, now.
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I get it, so put that ballpoint pen away.
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Put it away?
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Of the three colors in this tricolor pen, which are you saying to put away?
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All of them!
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Red, blue, black, all of them!
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So, what exactly are you saying here?
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Thereâs no evidence for the ghost you said appeared in the tea ceremony club.
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Thatâs what I said! Werenât you listening?
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If I were to guess, would you be the one who proved there was no ghost?
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Wow. Howâd you figure that out?
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The story probably went something like this:
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Rumors were circulating about a ghost appearing in the tea ceremony club room,
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Tsukihi, probably not as part of the Fire Sisters,
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but as Araragi Tsukihi individually, set out to investigate the rumor.
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And then, she resolved it.
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What do you think I should do, brother?
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Huh? About what?
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So, you see,
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I was able to logically explain the fact that there was no ghostâŚ
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But nobody believes it, you know?
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Everyone believes in the ghost instead of believing in me.
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I took all the circumstantial evidence,
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including the witness account that started the whole rumor
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about an 'eighth personâ in the tea ceremony club
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despite it having only seven members, and logically refuted them one by one.
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Logically.
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You donât need to emphasize logically.
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It almost sounds like youâre lying.
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Are you calling me a liar? Rude!
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So after going through quite a lot of trouble,
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I managed to disprove the eighth person's existence.
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But when I told everyone, they just said this:
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'That might be the case, but whatever.'
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'What Tsukihi says might be right,
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and that might be the case in theory,
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but, even so, the "eighth personâ may still exist.â
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- is what they keep saying! The rumors just wonât stop!
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So what do you think, brother?
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What do you think I should do?
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What you should do?
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What do you think I should do in this situation?
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How should I put it?
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I asserted what was right, and everyone understands that it was right,
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so the confrontation, the conflict of opinion, is all over now,
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but the circumstances havenât changed at all from beforeâŚ
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Itâs as if whatâs 'rightâ has no meaning, and thereâs no effect.
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What should I do?
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Without even arguing against it, they just ignored you
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and continued to make a racket over this 'eighth person,â is that right?
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That's right.
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In this case,
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what sort of advice can I give?
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Hey, Tsukihi. So, what exactly do you want me to do?
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Whatâs with that question?
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Brother. Werenât you listening to what I was saying?
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Hey, you donât need to look so surprisedâŚ
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You donât need to look so surprised while sounding like youâre going to attack me.
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My skin narrowly avoided being dyed three colors.
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Just give it to me straight, Tsukihi.
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What do you want me to do?
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It bothers me when you say it like that,
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So, I want to hear your opinion, as research.
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Brother, do you believe in ghosts?
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She returned to her first question.
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What is it?! Why do you look so cornered trying to answer?!
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This is one you can answer and finish off with a simple 'yesâ or 'noâ, you know?
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No, no, Tsukihi.
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The problems of the world aren't all easily finished off with a simple 'yesâ or 'no'.
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Is that so?
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In this case Iâd be okay with finishing off my brother with a simple 'yesâ or 'noâ.
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It's 'no'.
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I donât believe in ghosts.
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The tea ceremony club members besides you are definitely wrong,
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and I can guarantee that youâre correct, so donât worry about it anymore.
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You just stay the way you are, and stay true to your own correctness.
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Youâre right.
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But it still bothers me.
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Well, Itâs not like her acceptance or denial the existence of the 'eighth person'
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will cause the tea ceremony club to break up, or anything serious like that.
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Itâs just that sheâs hitting a wall.
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A wall?
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As someone who advocates justice,
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being in an environment that ignores something thatâs right
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makes her feel ill at ease.
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Situations where the unreasonable or irrational are in control actually happen pretty often.
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Experiencing irrationality like this can be useful for the future, right?
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Irrationality, huh?
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But I think reason has already been hunted down enough,
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so personally it makes me want to become Tsukihiâs ally.
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Youâve always been the ally of cute girls, though.
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No, cuteness is not related in this case.
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Because if I said that,
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itâs possible the other six members of the tea ceremony club are also cute!
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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What kind of way of thinking that?
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But, arenât you like that, too, Araragi?
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Because you and I know about oddities.
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The irrational,
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the unreasonable,
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the absurd.
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We know it.
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Thatâs exactly why I want to become Tsukihiâs ally.
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For Tsukihi, whoâs trying to deny oddities, whoâs sacrificing herself for reality.
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Well, certainly. When you say it like that, then I want to agree,
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but even so, it canât be helped, can it?
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Thereâs nothing we can do about it, is there?
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If you were to insist, Araragi,
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then I wouldn't mind marching into
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Tsuganoki Second Junior Highâs Tea Ceremony Club myself!
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I won't insist.
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Though I just wonder if there is any way to calm Tsukihiâs temper?
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Yeah, there is a way.
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If your goal, Araragi, is just to placate
Tsukihi for now, then there is a way!
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Itâs not exactly that I want to placate her, but...
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there is?
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However, this solution has just one problem.
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There's a problem?
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Itâs not good if thereâs a problem.
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What kind of problem is it?
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The end result will be that weâre deceiving Tsukihi.
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Say, Araragi, are you opposed to lying to your sisters in any way?
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Not in the slightest.
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Now for the epilogue, or rather, the punch line.
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Why did Tsukihiâs fellow club members
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continue to obstinately believe in the âeighth personâ?
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After the truth was made apparent, after reason was shown,
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why did they continue to believe in it based on emotion?
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In short, if I were able to explain that,
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If I could give a logical
explanation for their irrationality,
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then Tsukihi might accept it.
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So Kanbaru added a reason for it.
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The logic she came up with was
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that everyone continued believing in
the 'eighth personâ for Tsukihiâs sake.
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Tsukihi often takes as she pleases from the clubroomâs inventory of tea and snacks.
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Well, it wasnât something to make a big fuss over,
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but strictly speaking it was not something to be admired.
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If word got out,
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it would certainly be possible for
club activities to be suspended.
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So, by hypothesizing an 'eighth person,â
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the rate at which the inventory decreased was accounted for.
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Though they never planned to conspire against her, in order to protect Tsukihi,
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everyone acknowledged this
'eighth memberâ to have joined the club.
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Is that so? Everyone did it for my sake!
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The idiot fell for it immediately.
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And here I was, boorishly saying that there was no such thing as ghosts,
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but it was actually my attitude that was the ghost, huh!
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That wasnât clever at all.
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All right, Iâll let myself fall for it!
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Iâll let myself fall for it.
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Iâll let the tea be muddied.
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When I told Kanbaru,
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The tea ceremony club members or Araragi,
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I wonder which one she let herself be deceived by?
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I kick a stone away to get rid of my worries,
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I'm downplaying the flutter I feel this April.
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We were happy children full of curiosity,
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I was the one who pushed you forward,
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from that day onward.
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Let's escape our confines
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and take our time along the way
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Let's ride our bikes to far away
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carrying our hopes and dreams in the basket
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Is the future we heard so many rumors about,
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A nice place to be?
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Even if we ask our extending shadows about it,
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we'll still be none the wiser
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we'll still be none the wiser
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we'll still be none the wiser
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