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When I woke up this morning, I forgot what I'd dreamed of
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When I woke up this morning, I forgot what I'd dreamed of
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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Now the rest of my dreams are waiting for me to go to sleep again
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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I can't ignore you and all you are
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The reason I have
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The reason I have
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The reason I have
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The reason I have
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The reason I have
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for that
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is that I'm a hero
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The burning heat of my skin
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blasts apart your answer to my question
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and in my memory they are all 'yes'
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and in my memory they are all 'yes'
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and in my memory they are all 'yes'
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and in my memory they are all 'yes'
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and in my memory they are all 'yes'
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and in my memory they are all 'yes'
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That's pretty awesome, right?
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Let's hold hands and go through thick and thin
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We are faster than our thoughts
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When we are together, we can make it through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Forever, through anything
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Calendarstory
Koyomi Tree
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September
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It's this tree, Brother!
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Late September
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In the dying days of September, I paid a visit to my sister's dojo.
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Well, this sure is a tree.
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Leaves quite the impression.
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You sure no one noticed it being here until recently?
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Let me retrogradely elaborate.
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The incident fell upon me while I was diligently studying for my exams.
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Reference
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Come on, Brother.
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Have some of your favorite boobs.
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What is it?
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What do you want, Karen?
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A fine question!
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But I couldn't say it's the right one to ask.
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You should be asking, "When should I leave?"
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Could you refrain from assuming that I'll drop everything and just go anywhere you ask on a whim?
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So remove your colossal breasts from my head this instance and answer my original question:
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What do you want?
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Wellity, wellity, what could I want indeed?
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I have an inkling that you already know the answer, Brother.
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Okay.
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I don't care what you want anymore.
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Just get your massive breasts off my head.
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Those gigantesque breasts!
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Very well, you win this round.
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I called them massive,
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but they're not quite at Hanekawa's size.
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So, my brother who fondles his sisters' breasts far too much,
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time to listen to what I have to say.
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Listen here,
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I have no idea what ridiculous lies Tsukihi has fed you,
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but this time I was in no way, shape, or form responsible.
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You acted as an independent party in resting those melons upon my crown.
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You were party to the act all the same.
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They say that a deity wouldn't knock one being honest,
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so be honest about enjoying my divine knockers.
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Could you please refrain from mangling proverbs to try
and apply them to me in such an uncouth fashion, Karen?
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So, what is it? Out with it.
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Oh, so you want to hear it?
I suppose you've earned that right.
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I want you to help me.
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My dear Karen.
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One cannot simply help another;
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all a person can do is find themselves being helped.
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Nah, screw that. I ain't buying your bullshit.
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Talk shit, get hit!
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Now quit with your narcoleptic talk and
give me some damn advice, you numbskull!
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You cruisin' for a bruisin'?
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Okay, I get it.
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Black
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All right, start talking, and make it quick.
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Yipee!
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Woo-hoo!
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Thanks, Brother! You're the best!
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I'll let you sneak a peek at my boobs while we talk.
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Peek, peek!
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Here.
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You can murmur as you feel my leg while you listen.
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Check out its hourglass curvature!
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You can't tell time with your leg.
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You mean slender curvature.
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And I won't be murmuring over anything.
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I pride myself on my loquacity.
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What's your quandary?
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It's a tree.
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A tree was found at the dojo,
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and now everyone's treating it like a hindrance.
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So I want to save it.
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But I don't really have the means to do so.
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Can't you do something?
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What's with you? You don't get it?
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You're so slow on the uptake!
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What do you mean by a tree being found at the dojo?
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You mean like those planks you practice moves on?
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No! Not at all!
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There's a garden behind the dojo.
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That's where the tree was found.
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I also don't quite get what you mean by it being "found."
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Do you mean someone dropped off some lumber or something?
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Brother, you don't get it at all!
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I didn't say that in the least.
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This is all because your head's full of boobs!
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And stop looking at your sisters with boobified thoughts!
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I do not!
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And ignoring my usual comportment,
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right now the only thing my head's wrestling with is concern for my sister's welfare!
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Thanks for caring about me!
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She only hears what she wants to hear.
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I don't mean lumber.
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And I don't mean the brick-breaking boards.
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I mean a real tree that's growing.
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One with roots and everything.
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Still no good? What don't you get?
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Let me get this straight.
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So, a tree has been growing in the
garden behind the dojo you train at,
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but you've never noticed that tree until now?
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Not just me.
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Everyone.
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Nobody at all, including the master of the dojo,
noticed that a tree was there for the longest time.
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And then the other day I found it there.
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It was a big deal.
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I mean, no one noticed it was there.
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They were all saying stuff like,
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"What? What's this tree doing here? Did someone
come plant it under cover of darkness or something?"
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It was hectic.
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That's a pretty spooky story.
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Finding a previously unnoticed tree randomly sprouted in the training grounds
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you've been using day in, day out for years.
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And that's exactly the problem!
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Everyone says that!
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They call the tree spooky.
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Or rather scary, or unsettling.
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The head of the dojo isn't concerned, of course.
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It's all the undisciplined members who are overreacting. They're all scared shitless.
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And what about you?
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You didn't find that newfound tree eerie at all?
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Not at all!
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It had me surprised, but it didn't scare me!
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Rather, as a martial artist, I was ashamed of myself that I'd never noticed it before.
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Ashamed to the point I considered suicide.
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A martial artist's psyche is surprisingly fragile.
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And there I was thinking everyone
else would've had the same mindset,
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but I was wrong.
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They didn't think that way at all.
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They all just harped on about how scary it was,
so it should be cut down.
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Owing to our inattentiveness, we never noticed this tree.
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We never thought to notice it.
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And now that we have noticed it,
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isn't it ridiculous that people want it cut
down just because they're unsettled by it?
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So you want me to reach some kind of
arrangement for the tree to not be cut down?
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Yeah!
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I just want this tree to be able to stay where it is, as it is, forever.
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Forever, eh?
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All right.
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Karen, feel free to leave this in your capable brother's hands.
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What exactly are you gonna do?
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Oh, I know exactly what to do.
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Hanekawa, please tell me exactly what to do!
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Hanekawa Tsubasa
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Hane kawa
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No group
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Don't dump this whole thing on me.
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I'm supplicating here!
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You can do anything you want with your boobs in return!
276
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My breasts are my own to do with as I please.
277
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,840
But I don't mind helping out Karen.
278
00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:53,010
I'd like to start by hearing your thoughts on the matter.
279
00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:57,180
Do you agree with Karen or the rest of the dojo members?
280
00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:59,640
Well, that'd be Karen, obviously.
281
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:04,980
It's unthinkable to dispose of a
still-living tree without good cause.
282
00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:11,970
It isn't really a matter of them
not realizing the tree was there,
283
00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:17,990
but rather nobody was cognizant that the tree even existed in the first place.
284
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,130
But once they did notice it was there,
285
00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:25,000
it occupied the forefronts of their minds far more than a tree usually would.
286
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:33,000
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287
00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:33,000
Like how when you learn a new word, you start noticing it popping up everywhere when you read stuff?
288
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,360
Yeah.
289
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,430
Kinda like that.
290
00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,510
Let me just confirm something.
291
00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:43,890
Hanekawa Tsubasa
292
00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:43,890
Hane kawa
293
00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:43,890
No group
294
00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:43,890
Is it safe to say that panic has swept through the dojo like a pandemic?
295
00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:47,870
Saying they're in a panic might be a bit much.
296
00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:51,150
It's more like an irrationality has
propagated itself through the group.
297
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:54,320
Hanekawa Tsubasa
298
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:54,320
Hane kawa
299
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:54,320
No group
300
00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:54,320
All we need to do is put a stop to the outbreak.
301
00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,810
Well, I guess.
302
00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:01,560
But there's no way to alleviate a pandemic.
303
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,700
That's what I'm struggling with.
304
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,460
Hanekawa Tsubasa
305
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,460
Hane kawa
306
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,460
No group
307
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,460
There is a way to resolve a pandemic.
308
00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:08,960
Huh?
309
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,090
Hanekawa Tsubasa
310
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,090
Hane kawa
311
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,090
No group
312
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,090
Or rather, a way for this pandemic to reach a resolution.
313
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,140
I guess it can't be helped this time.
314
00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:19,720
Now for the epilogue—or rather, the outcome.
315
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,840
I'll start from the final result.
316
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:26,270
The tree Karen tried so hard to
protect avoided getting the axe.
317
00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:31,060
If you want to stop a panic or a pandemic,
318
00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,820
if you let it run its course,
it'll eventually come to a natural conclusion.
319
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:42,510
That is to say, an infection only propagates as long as it has viable targets to infect.
320
00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:46,450
Without anything to infect, it'll start to die off.
321
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:51,460
But we can't let this infection run its course.
322
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:57,770
Because the natural course of this pandemic would result in the tree getting cut down.
323
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:02,720
We want to change the final result, so we need to alter its course.
324
00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:07,850
As it stands, everyone thinks of the tree as unsettling.
325
00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:13,230
Or some are even so far gone as to fear it.
326
00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:17,180
So we need to elevate those feelings one step further.
327
00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:19,990
And that'll lead to a different outcome.
328
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,070
Araragi Koyomi
329
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,070
Araragi Koyomi
330
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,070
No group
331
00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,070
And what's that further step?
332
00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,580
Reverence.
333
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:30,080
The next day Karen said this to the dojo members:
334
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:35,560
That old tree spawned from the same tree that was used in the construction of our cherished dojo,
335
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,840
and it was planted in the rear garden to exist as a faithful guardian of this dojo.
336
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:44,090
And that's what has brought about this phenomenon.
337
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:47,190
Until now, a god of martial arts had resided in that tree,
338
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:51,370
hidden away but dutifully watching over its disciples for decades.
339
00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:54,960
But it has finally exhausted its power and revealed its form.
340
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,860
Cutting down such a tree would be blasphemous.
341
00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:02,820
And that's the cover story Hanekawa came up with,
and which Karen repeated to the dojo near verbatim.
342
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,120
Taking that as the truth,
it's unlikely that harm will ever come to the tree.
343
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:12,790
Of course, that isn't enough to fool
Karen's master as the owner of the dojo.
344
00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,800
If you think about it rationally,
345
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:20,920
there's no way that the lumber used for the dojo and that tree are one and the same.
346
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:25,480
I'm sure the master won't bring that up, though.
347
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:30,180
Karen did fulfill her end of the bargain by
convincing all the other students, after all.
348
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:35,310
And so, for the time being at least, that tree has a new lease on life.
349
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:40,320
Karen managed to safeguard the tree she
herself had discovered and swore to protect.
350
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,570
Weaving a false tale does leave a bad taste in my mouth.
351
00:12:46,570 --> 00:12:48,700
You weren't necessarily lying, though.
352
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,950
Hanekawa Tsubasa
353
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,950
Hane kawa
354
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,950
No group
355
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:54,330
That tree might've been an oddity for all we know.
356
00:12:54,710 --> 00:13:01,120
It's not like there's absolutely no chance that tree
sprouted from the same one they used to build the dojo.
357
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,210
Statistically speaking, it's possible.
358
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:08,050
Hanekawa Tsubasa
359
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:08,050
Hane kawa
360
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:08,050
No group
361
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,920
Oh, come on, now.
362
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,050
The odds of that are astronomically small!
363
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:13,190
Low odds don't infer an absolute impossibility.
364
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:17,420
And now that we've inextricably linked that interpretation to the tree,
365
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:21,070
just maybe it has become an oddity.
366
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:27,530
An oddity that watches over those who train under it.
367
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:54,020
I kick a stone away to get rid of my worries
368
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:59,760
I'm downplaying the flutter I feel this April
369
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:05,240
We were happy children full of curiosity
370
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:11,230
I was the one who pushed you forward
371
00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:22,500
Let's escape our confines and stop on the way
372
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:29,830
Let's ride our bikes to far away
373
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:35,520
carrying our hopes and dreams in the basket
374
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:42,510
The future we talked about looks nice
375
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:48,810
The shadows grow longer,
376
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:54,950
and we are none the wiser
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