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What did you see in the future?
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I was on the roof
dressed as a superhero.
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- Then what happened?
- Nothing.
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- Who is he?
- I don't know, he's following me.
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- What does he actually know?
- He seems to know everything.
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We need to find him.
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I'm gonna take a shit in his bed.
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Who are you?
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Why are you in my flat?
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It's you!
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- The bag!
- My necklace!
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Give me the bag, bitch!
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You're touching me?
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Who are you?
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The Melon Fucker Team presents:
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- Misfits 2x03 -
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Synchro:
Blackou, DuDuDu, Strex
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Trad:
DuDuDu, ricorod, Strex, tactactac
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Relec:
Batefer, Zalie
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www.seriessub.com
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www.sous-titres.eu
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www.u-sub.net
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Right.
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Put this shit in that skip.
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Would it kill you
to dress it up a bit?
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Put all this shit in that skip.
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Please.
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Sometimes I wonder
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if you take this job
entirely seriously.
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I'm 100% committed
to your ongoing rehabilitation.
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It occupies my every waking minute.
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Where are you going?
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For a coffee and a Danish.
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Smug bastard.
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This is a big load of wank!
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Nice.
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What are you doing later?
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I'm gonna get my tattoo touched up.
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Sounds painful!
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Maybe I should come along
and hold your hand.
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All right.
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Those two going together.
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How's that ever gonna work?
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Have you seen any more of that guy
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in the mask?
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Not since last week.
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Why do you think
he lead us to that flat?
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Maybe he wanted us to know
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that he knew we were on to him.
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Or there could be
another totally different explanation.
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You're supposed
to know about this stuff.
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Why are you interested in him?
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Because I just am, all right.
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What?
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I've seen some weird shit
over the last few weeks.
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But this...
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This goes
against the very laws of nature.
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It's very wrong.
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It looks like it's fading.
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It just needs a little touching up.
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- I can do that now if you want?
- Nice one.
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You should get one.
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I have a phobia of needles.
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Listen,
I haven't seen you around lately.
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I've got curfew.
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Whose cock is this?
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That's mine.
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Really?
I'm not being funny.
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Why would you do
something like that?
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It expresses how I felt
about when my girlfriend left me.
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You couldn't just get drunk
and sleep with a prostitute?
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Each one of these
means something to me, my friend.
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When I ink my skin, I feel it.
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Whatever gets you off!
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When your curfew ends,
give me a call.
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I'll buy you a drink.
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How about this one?
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Would you fancy me even more
if I had this,
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or does it look a bit gay to you?
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I mean it would look gay on me,
because I've got a beautiful face.
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You get away with it,
with your face.
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I'm not saying you're ugly.
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You've looked in the mirror.
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No offence, man.
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None taken.
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How about you and me go get a drink?
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- Where do you want to go?
- Who's asking you? I'm talking to him.
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This is more of a boy's night.
We're talking some quality man time.
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Beer, football...
Maybe some wrestling.
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Why are you being such a dick?
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Come on, man.
Let's go watch some wrestling.
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We don't need her.
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I thought we were going to a bar
to watch some wrestling?
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Who wants to go to a bar?
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We've got everything we need,
right here.
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Make yourself comfortable.
Take off your jacket. Relax.
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So, this is really cool, huh?
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A couple of good looking young fellas,
a few beers.
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That's good times.
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Why don't I put some music on?
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Wanker!
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Are you talking to me?
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That's right.
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Talking to you,
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you ugly, rat-faced fuck.
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You're going to get a slap.
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Come on then.
Save me, you prick!
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Where you going?
Come here!
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- I just want to talk to you.
- Really?
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You might want to break into my flat
and shit in my bed?
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That wasn't me,
we got the wrong flat.
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Tell your little friend
he owes me a new mattress.
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He wiped his arse on my pyjamas.
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That's the kind of thing he does.
He's not right in the head.
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What?
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I know this is going
to sound weird and crap...
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I feel like I know you.
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You feel like you know me!
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You smooth bastard.
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You can help yourself.
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Pull my knickers up when you're done.
I'll order a pizza.
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- Are you always such a bitch?
- Are you always such a weird twat?
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Are we done?
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I want to know everything
there is to know about you.
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- Like what?
- Anything.
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I just bought
the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set.
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Tell me about
your first sexual experience.
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Do you want to hear about mine?
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It was a family camping.
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One of my mum's friends
came with us,
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and one night I felt her hand
sliding into my sleeping bag,
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like a warm, friendly snake.
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Then she grabs my cock
and starts wanking me off.
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She had lovely little hands.
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Like a midget's.
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Your hand's on my leg.
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What?
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You don't know how much
I've always wanted to do that.
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Feel my heart.
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It's racing.
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It's okay. I'll be gentle.
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Why don't we slip your trousers off?
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It's okay,
we don't have to fight any longer.
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I want to see it.
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Simon, don't go.
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We don't have to go all the way.
We can just cuddle.
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And when you're ready,
we can do some dry humping.
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Call me!
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How's your head?
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What the fuck is going on?
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Since when did you run around,
jumping off buildings?
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Ever since I travelled back
from the future.
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Really, did you?
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Seriously?
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How does this work?
There's two of you.
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There's the Simon you know,
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and there's the future Simon.
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Me.
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You're so different.
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A lot happens between now and then.
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You touched me.
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Why doesn't my power work on you?
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Things are different in the future.
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What's with all the photographs
and clocks and...
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There are things
that need to happen at certain times.
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I'm here to make sure they do.
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Does it hurt?
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I should go.
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No matter what happens...
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you can never tell Simon I'm him.
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You can't tell any of them.
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Not Curtis, not anyone.
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It could change everything.
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Promise me you won't tell 'em.
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He kissed me.
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Nathan?
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He put his tongue
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in my mouth.
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He's a dickhead.
He's winding you up.
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He tried to take my trousers off.
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Are you taking the piss?
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He said he wanted to do
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some dry humping.
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- What did you do?
- I left!
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Very quickly.
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If you open your heart,
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I know
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we could have something
really beautiful.
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Yours...
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forever.
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Jesus! Stop kicking me!
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What have I told
about dicking around with Simon?
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- Who's dicking around?
- You put your tongue in his mouth!
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Jesus! All right.
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So I got a littlebit fresh with him.
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I was staring
into those big, beautiful eyes.
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He's like a handsome shark.
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I couldn't help myself.
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- I love him.
- You're a dick!
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Do my feelings for him offend you?
I'm sorry.
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Because they're true.
And pure. They're true.
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I can't pretend any longer. I won't.
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I never felt like this about anyone.
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He completes me.
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That's from Jerry Maguire.
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I know.
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I've watched it four times
last night.
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It's like he's Tom and I'm Renee.
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Someone else
is the ugly, speccy kid.
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Are you trying to tell me
you're gay?
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Gay, straight, retarded.
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Why do we put labels?
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We do, all right? Or else no-one
will know what the fuck's going on.
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Is this why me and you
haven't got it together?
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Maybe he's what has been missing
from my life.
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Why was I always so mean to him?
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Because you're a wanker.
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It's because it's much easier
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to humiliate, degrade
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and just generally shit
allover someone
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than it is to admit
that you love them!
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I got you a drink.
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It's just a drink.
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Do you ever think about the future?
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Do you think about...
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what's gonna happen to us?
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All the time.
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And we need to be ready.
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What for?
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One day
someone's going to find out about us.
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Everything will change.
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I know you've looked out for us.
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Killing the probation worker.
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The second one.
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I've never thanked you.
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I wanted you to know.
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Why are you being so nice to me?
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I can be nice.
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Sometimes.
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If I've ever been a bitch to you...
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I'm sorry.
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I've never thought you were a bitch.
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Sometimes I think
it's difficult for beautiful girls.
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People don't see past their looks.
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I should go.
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What's this?
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Read it.
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We'll take things slowly.
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When you're ready to develop
the physical side of our relationship,
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you just let me know.
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No pressure.
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It's just so hard
when you're so cute,
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and I'm so horny.
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And there's only
a couple of thin layers of cotton
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separating our genitals.
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Did you know that he had a tattoo done
with your name on it?
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- Everything all right with the tattoo?
- It's fine.
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Know that guy I was with yesterday?
The gobby one?
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- Is there something wrong with him?
- I think there probably is.
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Did you tattoo him?
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Why?
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He's got a tattoo.
I thought he might have come in.
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She knows I did it.
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You tattooed him?
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Did you turn him into a gay?
266
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:20,915
I always liked you.
267
00:22:22,346 --> 00:22:24,520
Why do you want to be
with a gobby little shit like him?
268
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:27,280
I can make you happy.
269
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,340
You're just being weird.
270
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,520
You can't make people gay
because they're dickheads.
271
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,400
What are you doing?
272
00:22:34,779 --> 00:22:36,355
I'm going to make you...
273
00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,325
so happy.
274
00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:20,656
Were you sniffing my knickers?
275
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,812
You think I risked my life
traveling through dimensions of time
276
00:23:26,932 --> 00:23:28,452
so I could sniff your knickers?
277
00:23:28,901 --> 00:23:30,280
I don't know, did you?
278
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,817
I've got something
that belongs to you.
279
00:23:44,782 --> 00:23:46,040
I thought I'd lost it.
280
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,757
You told me I was beautiful today.
281
00:23:58,293 --> 00:23:59,298
I know.
282
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:01,774
Everything that happens to Simon,
283
00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,095
it's already happened to me.
284
00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:06,625
You made me feel...
285
00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:09,901
Ever since I got this power,
286
00:24:10,731 --> 00:24:12,338
blokes, you know.
287
00:24:13,845 --> 00:24:15,880
It doesn't make you feel very good
about yourself.
288
00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,256
It's not down to you.
289
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,280
None of us asked for this.
290
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,561
What do you want from me?
291
00:24:24,155 --> 00:24:26,001
Why are you here in this time?
292
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,100
I came back for you.
293
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,360
Are we together?
294
00:24:35,117 --> 00:24:36,129
We will be.
295
00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:39,581
That's why I'm here.
296
00:24:40,514 --> 00:24:41,560
You and me?
297
00:24:42,779 --> 00:24:43,779
Seriously.
298
00:24:45,639 --> 00:24:47,444
How is that ever gonna happen?
299
00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:53,600
You fall in love with me.
300
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,600
You can't say stuff like that.
301
00:24:59,526 --> 00:25:00,660
You know what happens.
302
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:03,425
I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.
And it's freaking me out.
303
00:25:11,189 --> 00:25:12,320
You need to go.
304
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,140
Don't.
305
00:25:18,479 --> 00:25:20,120
Will you please fuck off!
306
00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:13,040
Come here.
307
00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:20,082
I don't feel like it.
308
00:26:20,807 --> 00:26:22,275
Let's go to the storeroom.
309
00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:24,262
Can we just leave it?
310
00:26:25,698 --> 00:26:27,968
- What's up with you?
- Nothing.
311
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,760
- You've been in a kind of weird mood.
- I haven't.
312
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,640
Now you don't want to have sex?
313
00:26:33,891 --> 00:26:36,560
- We don't have sex.
- What's that supposed to mean?
314
00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,906
Is this it? Is this the best I get?
315
00:26:41,026 --> 00:26:42,787
Wanking myself off in a storeroom.
316
00:26:42,907 --> 00:26:44,637
It's not my fault I can't touch you.
317
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,400
- So it's my fault?
- I didn't mean that.
318
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,943
You think I've asked for this?
319
00:26:49,063 --> 00:26:51,589
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I deserve all this.
320
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:53,800
But I need you
to make me feel like I don't.
321
00:26:56,663 --> 00:26:57,797
I didn't mean that.
322
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,154
Don't even think
about using your power to fix this.
323
00:27:02,274 --> 00:27:04,222
I want to know
what a prick you can be.
324
00:27:08,141 --> 00:27:10,600
- I don't remember having that done.
- No, neither do I.
325
00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,600
I don't regret it though.
326
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,167
Not one little bit.
327
00:27:14,646 --> 00:27:16,480
I think
the tattoos are controlling you.
328
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,880
- Tattoo guy must have done them.
- He wouldn't do that.
329
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,021
He loves me.
330
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,120
- That's your tattoo talking.
- Cute and clever.
331
00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:25,840
And that's yours.
332
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,080
Are you coming in?
333
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,542
I don't even know
if what you're telling me is true.
334
00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:02,201
You say all these...
335
00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:03,680
things.
336
00:28:03,913 --> 00:28:05,812
You tell me I fall in love with you.
337
00:28:07,137 --> 00:28:08,764
How do I know it happens?
338
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,636
You can't do this to me.
339
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,441
I have to go.
340
00:28:56,243 --> 00:28:58,838
You touch me like that
and then you tell me you have to go?
341
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,880
There's something I need to do.
342
00:29:03,072 --> 00:29:04,186
Wait here.
343
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,680
What am I doing?
344
00:29:14,990 --> 00:29:16,320
It's gonna be all right.
345
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:18,791
I should know.
346
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,360
I'm from the future.
347
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,080
- We need to get him to remove them.
- I really don't think he did it.
348
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,880
I need to find Alisha.
We had a fight.
349
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,120
Love hurts.
350
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,960
It chews you up and spits you out
like a big ball of mucus.
351
00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,223
It's him.
352
00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:53,520
- We can see that.
- What does he want?
353
00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,440
You all right there, fella?
354
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,040
He's got a gun!
355
00:30:21,134 --> 00:30:22,458
It's peanuts.
356
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,560
Dry-roasted.
357
00:30:26,475 --> 00:30:28,160
All that drama,
he drops off a snack?
358
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,895
Why is he giving us peanuts?
359
00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:33,240
Maybe he knows I missed lunch.
360
00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:38,000
I suppose you've got
a better explanation than that?
361
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,139
Anything you could possibly come up with
would be better than that.
362
00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:43,720
All right. Just cos you
and your girlfriend split up.
363
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,830
We didn't split up!
364
00:30:47,153 --> 00:30:48,153
All right.
365
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,821
We should go to the tattoo parlour.
366
00:30:55,615 --> 00:30:56,943
Are you coming?
367
00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:58,800
Let's just get this done.
368
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,280
There he is, Mr Dick.
369
00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:23,960
Because of the tattoo, on your cock?
370
00:31:24,912 --> 00:31:27,040
- So what is this?
- We know about the tattoos.
371
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,840
- I told them you didn't do it.
- Get rid of the bullshit tattoos.
372
00:31:32,526 --> 00:31:33,526
Or what?
373
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,360
- Get ready to feel the pain.
- You're not gonna hurt him.
374
00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:39,960
- You're on our side.
- He's so fit.
375
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,373
Lose the tattoos!
376
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,956
You stabbed me!
377
00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:59,000
She stays. You go.
378
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,320
- Don't just stand there.
- Right, right.
379
00:32:04,326 --> 00:32:05,560
What do we do?
380
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,236
NUT ALLERGY
381
00:32:12,315 --> 00:32:13,760
Remove the tattoos,
382
00:32:15,081 --> 00:32:16,520
or I open the nuts.
383
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,120
You're offering him peanuts?
384
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,600
Nuts are his kryptonite.
385
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,647
Like in Superman.
386
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,651
Sure we can work this out, yeah?
387
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,200
Don't open those nuts.
388
00:32:31,636 --> 00:32:33,000
You want some?
389
00:32:33,562 --> 00:32:34,640
Dry roasted.
390
00:32:35,206 --> 00:32:36,280
So butch.
391
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,960
Drop the nuts
or I'll take her eye out!
392
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,400
You're so sexy.
393
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,080
- Let her go!
- Put your nuts on the floor!
394
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,000
- Don't make me do it!
- Drop the nuts!
395
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,360
- Drop the gun!
- Will someone tell me what's going on!
396
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,280
I will shoot her in the eye!
397
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,898
Let her go!
398
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,040
Please don't kill him.
399
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,400
My beautiful boy.
400
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,506
I will never...
401
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,857
let you go...
402
00:33:49,578 --> 00:33:51,640
Remove the tattoos.
403
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,440
Inject me.
404
00:33:54,614 --> 00:33:55,659
Do it!
405
00:34:19,378 --> 00:34:21,733
If you want to spunk
all over a girl's tattoos,
406
00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,132
just ask them, yeah?
407
00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:34,639
What do you want?
408
00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,320
I bought you some pyjamas.
409
00:35:09,571 --> 00:35:10,600
Are you okay?
410
00:35:12,838 --> 00:35:13,851
Brilliant!
411
00:35:15,703 --> 00:35:16,840
Peaches and cream!
412
00:35:21,562 --> 00:35:22,800
Can I do anything, like?
413
00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:25,960
You got a spare heart?
414
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,440
What?
415
00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:35,120
I just wanted you to have 'em.
416
00:35:36,115 --> 00:35:37,115
You know?
417
00:35:39,113 --> 00:35:40,600
I hope they fit all right.
418
00:35:50,395 --> 00:35:51,480
I have to go, like.
419
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,167
I feel weird leaving you like this.
420
00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:58,820
It's not as bad it looks.
421
00:36:02,351 --> 00:36:03,703
I'll be fine.
422
00:36:14,701 --> 00:36:16,800
This is where it all started.
423
00:36:17,459 --> 00:36:20,458
I'm standing in the exact spot
where three months ago
424
00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:23,190
a freak storm caused the ASBO Five
425
00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:25,917
to develop
their extraordinary powers.
426
00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:29,898
So when did you first realize
you had a power?
427
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,320
We'd just found that other boy's body
stuffed in the locker,
428
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,360
then Curtis grabbed my hand
and he's all like:
429
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,680
"I want to bone you.
I want to shag you senseless."
430
00:36:39,929 --> 00:36:42,795
I guess I didn't really know for sure
until I touched Simon.
431
00:36:51,805 --> 00:36:53,280
You shouldn't be watching that.
432
00:36:54,748 --> 00:36:56,030
Do we become famous?
433
00:36:58,339 --> 00:36:59,772
Do you want to be famous?
434
00:37:01,824 --> 00:37:03,960
It's got to be better
than picking up litter.
435
00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:14,240
Sometimes I think
that was the best time of my life.
436
00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:17,339
Does something bad happen to us?
437
00:37:21,203 --> 00:37:22,676
Am I going to die?
438
00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:26,160
I'm not going to let that happen.
439
00:37:28,961 --> 00:37:30,373
So what happens now?
440
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,720
What do you want to happen?
441
00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:39,717
I don't know.
442
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,097
Don't take this the wrong way...
443
00:39:41,731 --> 00:39:44,091
You're way better
than I thought you'd be.
444
00:39:45,727 --> 00:39:47,168
I had a good teacher.
445
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,520
You.
446
00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:53,920
I never taught you how to do that.
447
00:39:54,886 --> 00:39:55,886
Not yet.
448
00:39:57,285 --> 00:39:58,748
But you will.
449
00:40:01,404 --> 00:40:03,386
I didn't realize
how much I missed it.
450
00:40:04,954 --> 00:40:06,516
Being able to touch someone.
451
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,662
I can't believe
I've just had sex with you.
452
00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,640
You're Simon.
453
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:18,613
You're still a virgin.
454
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:23,104
Not for much longer.
455
00:40:26,003 --> 00:40:27,563
Do you lose it with me?
456
00:40:36,426 --> 00:40:37,680
Are you jealous?
457
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:39,978
Shut up.
458
00:40:41,974 --> 00:40:43,520
I like it that you're jealous.
459
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,884
This is too weird.
460
00:40:56,534 --> 00:40:58,360
So that was
an unexpected turn of events.
461
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,436
You mean you being a big gay?
462
00:41:00,621 --> 00:41:02,360
I'm not a gay. Look at me.
463
00:41:04,471 --> 00:41:05,922
You sure about that?
464
00:41:06,682 --> 00:41:08,120
I'm about 98% certain.
465
00:41:08,984 --> 00:41:10,715
Would you like me
to prove it to you?
466
00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:11,920
Go on then.
467
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:13,820
Really?
468
00:41:15,632 --> 00:41:16,709
Get on with it.
469
00:41:18,397 --> 00:41:19,397
All right.
470
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,880
Prepare to be aroused.
471
00:41:22,539 --> 00:41:24,160
Just kiss me, you dick!
472
00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:43,480
Undo this...
473
00:42:03,744 --> 00:42:06,640
I'm not being funny, yeah, but,
is this doing anything for you?
474
00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:09,562
You know I'm a guy.
We're really not that fussy.
475
00:42:10,211 --> 00:42:11,700
It just feels all wrong,
476
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,680
like I'm doing it with my cousin...
477
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,392
I could slip another finger up there.
You know, go two up?
478
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,852
It just don't feel right.
479
00:42:20,101 --> 00:42:21,843
You know when you just know?
480
00:42:25,506 --> 00:42:27,120
I just think we should be mates.
481
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,851
After all these weeks' build-up
we're not even going to shag?
482
00:42:31,971 --> 00:42:33,360
Is that what you're saying?
483
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,480
Sorry.
484
00:42:39,318 --> 00:42:40,831
You want to take that out?
485
00:42:44,808 --> 00:42:46,150
I think it's stuck.
486
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,519
- For fuck's sake!
- Hang on.
487
00:42:57,695 --> 00:42:58,720
Mates, yeah?
488
00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:02,297
Mates.
489
00:43:04,826 --> 00:43:06,280
Big buddies.
490
00:43:06,955 --> 00:43:07,955
Pals.
491
00:44:01,959 --> 00:44:04,117
I got to go do my Community Service.
492
00:44:05,372 --> 00:44:08,320
I guess you know that,
cos I'm going to see you there.
493
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,240
Are we seeing each other now?
494
00:44:30,269 --> 00:44:31,917
I can't lie to Curtis.
495
00:44:32,359 --> 00:44:33,838
I can't do that to him.
496
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,779
You have to.
497
00:44:36,494 --> 00:44:38,480
You want me to keep on seeing him?
498
00:44:40,353 --> 00:44:42,567
The present me isn't ready
for what has to happen.
499
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:46,600
You have to give me time.
500
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:49,640
Will you stop being
so fucking mysterious!
501
00:44:50,864 --> 00:44:53,640
- It goes with the territory.
- It's annoying!
502
00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:00,872
You have to trust me.
503
00:45:02,457 --> 00:45:03,887
Just let it play out.
504
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:12,999
What's up with you?
505
00:45:14,030 --> 00:45:16,222
I just realised
I haven't died this week.
506
00:45:16,342 --> 00:45:18,706
It's only Thursday.
There's still time.
507
00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:21,940
Now why would you say
something like that, twat?
508
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,185
So you don't love me any more?
509
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,892
So I loved you. Big deal.
510
00:45:26,532 --> 00:45:28,520
I think we should talk about it.
511
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,840
I so want to hear this.
512
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,128
If we'd have...
513
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,717
That would've been
the best sex you've ever had.
514
00:45:33,837 --> 00:45:36,312
Correction. That would've been
the only sex you've ever had.
515
00:45:36,432 --> 00:45:38,459
Do you ever get embarrassed
of anything?
516
00:45:38,579 --> 00:45:39,664
Not really, no.
517
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,840
We done?
518
00:45:42,801 --> 00:45:44,320
You know that fella in the mask?
519
00:45:44,672 --> 00:45:46,840
How did he know
that Vince was allergic to nuts?
520
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,796
I told you.
He seems to know everything.
521
00:45:50,638 --> 00:45:52,040
We need to find out who he is.
522
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:56,520
Can't we just let him do his thing?
523
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,836
Seriously, who cares?
524
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,420
That's a bald fanny!
525
00:46:07,241 --> 00:46:08,750
They love it!
526
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:12,958
Bosh!
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