Original subtitles

Gold. It's gold

This time I'm gonna be rich

My friend, I left this parcel here

You left it here?

I was going to give it to you

Give it to me?

Yes, let's talk in your house

Look clearly

Apart from the jewelry...

what else is there

The altar of Liu Ah Tsui

Why is there such a thing?

This is my daughter

Her name is Liu Ah Tsui

Really? Such an inauspicious thing!

Take it away...

Listen to me

My daughter...

was married to Yi Lei who lives opposite you

Who would have known...

that he would turn out to be such a fickle guy!

He fell for that air-hostess next door...

so my daughter left him in anger

However she needed a home

Young man, you're in luck

Look at you. You're all muscular

and my daughter loved muscles

She selected you this time

What's that?

You'll let me marry her?

Yes, that's right

When you become my son-in-law...

I'll give you a house

We can close the deal right away at the lawyer's

What are you doing?

I'm not marrying a ghost

Leave me alone, go...

I am scared of nothing

...except ghosts!

Here's your inauspicious thing

Go...

I say, young man...

Are you so frightened of ghosts

...that you'll give up gold and the house?

I mean it, I don't want it

Go, scram

How could this be

You're so fit;

yet so frightened of ghosts?

Being fit doesn't mean I'm not afraid

Go, go away

You...

My dear...

I've done the best a father would do

You like guys who are muscular and fit

But they are frightened of you

So there's nothing I can do

It's late now

Go and sleep

Daughter, don't think about that anymore

Do you understand?

Where are you off to?

So naughty!

One here and one there

When the shot is fired,

...you jump from here

lt'll be alright

Big beard, what's this?

It's stuck all over me

Is it really alright?

It's OK, don't worry

Relax, it's only a blood sack

Okay

Attention

Listen up; at the count of 3...

fire up there

Ready

one, two, three

Director

The wires are in the monitor frame

Cut, come again

NG

The director said NG

What is "NG"?

That means No Good

So we try again

What? Again?

You only pay me a few hundred dollars

...and I 'm injured all over

I quit

Ma Su

Hey, how come you use so much explosive?

Hi

Been here long?

Suk Yi, where do you want to go tonight?

How about disco?

That's boring

It's like being crazy

You are crazy

Miss

It's all dirty

Stinking all over, you skunk!

Watch yourself

Here, take it back

Thanks

Hey, what did you say? Repeat that

Let's go

Repeat that

There are so many rats in this old house

You're going to die this time

Eat... go on. Eat

Such rotten luck!

Suk Yi, why sit at the back?

Suk Yi

I saw clearly just now you sat at the back

No I didn't

My stockings were caught when I came out

- Really? - Damn it

It was so strange

Hi, Ma Su

I 'm Yeung Suk Yi of next door

Are you looking for me?

Sure, definitely you

Just a moment

Ms Yeung, what do you think of my muscles?

Don't call me 'Miss Yeung'

Call me Red Pok Pok

Pok Pok - sounds nice

Poor you, what happened?

Who did this to you?

I was hurt as a stunt-man at Shaw Films

Oh

Your boyfriend?

It's over between us

You've crossed the line

I want to go to Tsim Sha Tsui

You'd better return to Tai Kok Tsui

If you're pleased I'd better go

Pok Pok...

Pok Pok

Pok Pok

Ma Su

I'm here, come in

Why are you standing there like a dummy?

I thought she had left

Come

Fooling me?

I'm here

What's all that noise?

What nuisance, so early

Who is it?

Ma Su, there's a letter from the Housing Authority...

What's the matter?

Listen, all of you

Right now

I am telling you on behalf of the boss

Take note that by chapter 222,

of the housing ordinance...

this building will be re-claimed

The site is earmarked for a park

We've lived here for quite some time

You have no reason to evacuate us

Right, if you use force...

we'll complain to the authorities in China

Right...

you may do that

But before the midnight...

of June 30th 1997

...this place still belongs to our big boss

So you'll have to evacuate

If you're dis-satisfied about anything...

you can make a complaint at our office

Good bye. Excuse me

Where can we move to?

What to do?

To turn this into a park...

and throw us onto the streets

Ma Su

Think of something quick...

or we'll all be sleeping on the streets

Ma Su, think of something

Let's go and submit a petition tomorrow

How about that?

That's good

Brothers, unity is strength

Let's protest and demonstrate

Unity is strength

We protest...

Unity is strength

We protest...

We protest...

Officer

We have a letter for god father

Petition letter?

Line up at the back

Line up...

We have waited for half a day

Line up at the back

Salute

Officer, I represent the squatter area

Thank you...

My wife is gone, what's to be done?

I know, I know

Thank you...

Officer, our houses are being demolished

Don't worry, the officer knows

Take a picture...

Pok Pok

Are you done with the petition?

How did it go?

No problem. Godfather will sure help us

Have a drumstick

You've been fooled

This is the 6:30 news

A group of Chuk Yuen residents...

petitioned the godfather

Look

That's us at the petition

Pok Pok, it's me

Fool, look closely

In 1967 Legco already passed the bill

...to increase land tax

Why did you hit me?

That's a sign of affection

You've slapped my insides out

Pok Pok

You see that with the letter...

that was given to him by my father

Look

Really?

No wonder so many people...

like to watch the TVB news report

It is so real

This is great

Burn it

Yes, Sir

What's up?

They've burnt our petition letter

They are belittling the people's views

We've lost our home

What's to be done?

Who can I turn to?

Isn't that treating us like fools?

OK, for your sake

I'll help you this once

These are the orders. Sorry

Boiling water. Give way

Do you want to kill people?

Sorry, I'm in a rush

Ma Su, help

Coming

Look out

You're mad, do you want to kill someone?

Do you want to kill someone?

Famous mover 'Ren Ren'...

almost got knocked down and killed

Please move away...

Pok Pok

There's something important I haven't picked up

Wait here

Excuse, excuse

Start demolishing over there

...and finish at that point

Right

Excuse me...

Sorry, I'm in a rush

Excuse me

Careful, don't smash it

Be careful. Don't smash it

Move the stuff quickly

It's your turn

Pok Pok

What are you doing?

Last time I saw you, you were without pants

Now you've stripped this dummy naked

You else are you up to?

So cheap

You're shameless

You're good

You're crazy, I'll kill you

- 3446 - Yes

- Go there and check - Yes

- Open this door - Yes

Fatso, go in and look

Yes

Ah Chiu, you go that way

Yes

Right

Officer, there's a woman in here

She wouldn't leave

She's licking...

Get a police woman here

Come here

You go in with Fatso

What is she licking?

Yes

Are you serious? That woman is...

Fatso, is that the woman?

I clearly saw herjust now

How did she become like this?

I really don't know what's going on

Never mind, get it out

Don't know what it is

Let's report it to the officer

Officer

That woman has become something else

Become something else?

What thing?

It looks familiar

I don't know from which movie I saw that

Oh, Star Wars

Right, Star Wars

Shut up. What's going on?

We're not shooting a movie

You fat ass

You just graduated

All that you know is...

fooling your senior officer

I'll post you to guard jewelry shops

You'll easily be caught in a shoot-out

- Pack up - Yes

Move it

Quickly, you two move to the other side

There's no one upstairs

Go and demolish

Right...

Hand me the intercom

Come... follow me

Call headquarters

Go...

Here, come with me

This way...

Up there?

Yes...

Go...

Why is the door closing?

Black knight?

Trying to frighten us?

Think you could bully us? Hold it

I'll tear you apart like I demolish a house

Threatening us?

No... justjoking with you

Go... go

Open the door

Go

Running naked...

What are you doing? Running naked?

It's not us

There is a black knight from Star Wars...

with a shining sword

And with one wave...

all our clothes are gone

Really? Is it that bad?

Really so evil?

This is a serious matter

Let's consult our superiors

Pack up

Pack up

Let's go

I've told you to keep watch

Where have you been? I've been looking for you

I was just wandering around with my candy

You make me mad

We don't have to move our home

Let's move our stuff back

Really?

Yes, do it quickly

Magic cube... It's fun and it's cheap

Five dollars a-piece... The Rubik's Cube

It rotates

Every one loves to give it a spin

Little friend, buy one

The song is new

But this is so out-dated

I don't even play electronic games

You fool

Little bastard, you...

Go back to your mom

Go quickly

The cops are here

Are you still joking?

Selling that now

...isn't it a bit outdated?

That time you asked me to be a stunt actor

And I was hurt by explosives

It isn't easy being in the movies

Do you have a driver's licence?

Of course

Under the pressure of high interest

...all our properties have touched rock bottom

For the last 6 months

"Eat yourself Group" have lost 600 million

The Won Won Group alone lost almost 400 million

How much has our company lost?

800 million

Royal jelly

Our pre-sale has been pretty bad as well

Many people have let their down payment be forfeited

What about the client who has purchased 100 units?

Has he run off too?

Yes

Did you find him?

Yes we did

But he was at the Dai Pang Bay

And became food for the sharks

Royal jelly

What about our company's Beautiful Village?

What are the sales like?

We are doing a 20% promotion

Giving away decoration, gas and electrical appliances

And have invited a celebrity to endorse advertising

How many units have been sold?

Out of a total of 500 flats...

just a quarter of a unit

How can there be a quarter unit?

We have only sold a car park

Boss, this is the new driver

Send him in

Please go inside

Thank you

What's your name?

Tsang Ma Su

Brother Jian

About the property business

Lily, you talk to him

Our company has nothing to offer

No paid-leave

No employee insurance

No medical service

No staff quarters

No year-end double pay

That's not even toilet paper

In fact there's nothing

Miss, how come there is nothing?

I ask you

What do you have?

We have sanitary napkins

Do you want any?

Yes

So, do you want the job?

Yes

Lily, show him out

Your name?

Call me Ma Su

Ma Su

He's new here

What's up? Your company has nothing

What's the matter?

I have not seen anyone so stingy

Not even a drop of human kindness

There's nothing

It's like that. Keep quiet

If he knew...

he would fire you

Have some tea

Thank you

Have a seat

Why have you uncovered my clothes?

I'm sorry

So he's hiding here

His wife gave birth last night

And he has not slept

Why are you uncovering his clothes?

I don't know. I'm sorry

Chan Dai Wan, come to the manager's office

It's over

Sir, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it

What's the use of being sorry?

This time I'd be fired

Boss

I've caught you being lazy

My wife was admitted and gave birth last night

I was with her all night, so I dozed off

Please give me a chance

Your wife gave birth to your baby, not mine

What business is it of mine?

Boss, to fire me like this

...is too inhumane, is it not?

Boss, please give me a chance

My wife has just given birth to a new baby

All right, stop grumbling

I'll give you a month's extra salary

Get lost... you make me sick

Why is your boss like this?

All bosses are like this

Unfortunately we depend on him to survive

He's the worst that I've seen

How's that?

My wife just had a baby and I'm fired

That's so immoral

It's all my fault

No it isn't

Use the cloth to cover up

Dismissal? I'll report you to the Labour Department

If I didn't block the close-circuit camera,

there would not have been any extra salary

Now that I've been fired

...what's the use?

Fuck

Forget it

What's there to be afraid of?

Chan, you dare curse me in a foreign language

The extra salary will not be paid

You conniving bastard

The gadget is hidden here

You step aside. Let me handle it

The secret weapon is here to play with you

You poor kid

what can you do to me?

Listen, everybody

I represent the Puck Hik Real Estate Company

...to handle the dispute with you

All right, stop all that noise

Stop all that noise

According to the govt. Construction blueprint...

The land in this area,

belongs to our company

You can see for yourselves

What's there to see...

Please, be quiet

If you're disgruntled...

take it up with the government

You could even submit a petition to the godfather

What's the use of petition?

God-father doesn't treat us as human beings

That's right, it's useless

Hey, whose side...

are you on anyway?

These developers are outrageous

Very true

We've lived here for over ten years

...and paid the land taxes;

What reason is there to evacuate us?

After that...

where can we go?

Where would we live?

I dare you to burn us all up

Right... you savage rogues

I don't want to talk with you

Come on, driver. Let's move

Here

I know

Pull over

Don't worry. Let me handle it

So it has come to arson

What?

Your boss has asked someone to set fire?

What does the arsonist look like?

I'm not telling you

You women are such busy-bodies

Does the arsonist look like this?

No idea

Yes, he does

How would you know?

Call it sixth sense

Sixth sense? Really

Ma Su, come here quickly

Help me with this can of petroleum gas

Follow me

- Clumsy - Move it

Boss, give me a suit of paper clothing

For man or woman?

Man

Wait

Pok Pok, what are you doing?

I'll tell you only if...

you listen to me

When have I not listened to you?

How much?

Three dollars

Your charm is irresistible

My lips are open and eager for you

My mother happens to be your mother-in-law

Fool, wait till I make you eat the incense sticks

That's it

I'm bathing. Who's knocking?

Oh bother!

What do you want?

Delivering petroleum gas

I have not ordered that

Are you from Shan Tung?

I am also from Shan Tung

You've ordered the gas

...why did you deny?

We're from the same place, take it

I don't want it, I haven't ordered

What kind do you want?

Go away, I said I don't want it

I insist

Take it

I said I don't want it;

see what you can do about it?

I don't want it

I spanked your butt

Huh, spank my butt

Spank you again

That's taking undue advantage

Little bastard

Take it away, I don't want it

Take it away, I haven't ordered it

I don't want it

I said I don't want it

You dare mess with me

Bastard

I don't care who you are

I'll fight with you

There is no such thing

Fool

Now aren't you in a awkward position?

Fool

Crawl back to your hole

Go away

There's no one here

Today it's been like hell

Friend, what are you spraying here?

The Urban Council knows

The environment here is not good

...and there are many mosquitoes

So I've come to exterminate them

He said he's spraying insecticide

Mr Wong,

we do not have electricity or water here

The Urban Council indeed cares for us

Hey, why is there such a strong gasoline smell?

This is a new product

It's made of gasoline

Hand over the paper clothing

...and burn it

Burn it?

Be quick

What's happened to him?

I once learned magic

Really? You learned that?

Yes, didn't you know?

Look

Good

Where has it gone?

Pok Pok

He is lighting up a fire

Smell of gasoline

He's without pants

Grab him...

Don't run...

Like me?

Great

Marry me

So hot

Did you want shit too?

It stinks

You lousy ghost

you've grabbed my chicken

Give me your spittoon

This is so immoral

Help

Every dog has its day

For burning peoples' houses

I'll let you suffer

It must be the best

Brothers, dear brothers

Please listen to me

The interest rate

...has plummeted down

However work in our company's sites

...has stopped

To regain our stature

so for the sake of yourjobs

and for tricking buyers of pre-sale units

...I solicit your help

All of you today...

day and night...

should visit our sales office

and pretend to line up as buyers

Boss...

it's useless asking our clients to buy

as you set the land price so high

What?

Hong Kong people follow one another

If one buys then others will follow

Go quickly

...or you'll all be fired

It is so hot

We'll be skewered by the sun

Our boss is so inhuman

...to ask us to line up like this

Really

Now it is so hot under the sun

...and crowded too

One could easily get a sunstroke

You are right

Ma Su, you are not the only one

Even the foreigners are suffering

This person...

You mean this one?

He's a big shot

Is that so?

Who is he?

He is something else

He is Dr Thomas Jefferson

...one who established the Tiger bank over there

So he is a smart person

Yes

No wonder there is a statute of him

Everyone knows the bank makes profit for godfather

He is the founder of the Tiger bank

Godfather naturally depends on him

Of course

Even if he makes money from Hong Kong people

...I'd still go along with him

He is the representative of the bank

Here comes the food

Let's eat

It's raining so heavily

What are you doing?

Why are you adding soup to my rice?

How can I eat this?

Sorry...

Here, have mine

No, forget it

Uncle Wong, seek shelter inside

You could easily catch a cold!

Come, Come in

Be careful

Have some food

Damn boss! To inflict this on us

Bloody curse his children

Uncle Wong, how are you?

I'm OK

The old fellow dozing off

Come in at once

I'm paying you to work

...not to sleep

Boss, it's like this

During the line up yesterday I got soaked in the rain

I have a fever now

That's your business...

and none of my concern

Get it done

Yes, yes

The workers these days

...are inefficient and know only whining

They want to be well-paid

...but are all despicable

You, these accounts are wrong

Boss, I can re-do them

What?

I'm not running a charity here

Nor is this a place for the aged

Take an extra month's pay and scram

Boss, but that means you're firing me

Boss I beg you, please don't do that

Please don't fire me

I beg you, boss

I beg you

Just scoot off

Paying you a month's extra is not my will

It's mandatory by the labour department

Please boss, I beg you not to fire me

Lily

Get him out

Uncle Wong

You needn't drive me out

I'll go myself

I'll go myself

I'll go myself

Uncle Wong...

How pitiful!

Oh, trouble...

What's the matter?

I saw Uncle go into the toilet with a rope

I don't know what he might do, let's take a look

Uncle Wong...

Get him down

Call the police now

Call 999

Quickly...

I'll drive him to the hospital in the boss' car

Good...

Doctor, where's the old man?

The one who committed suicide? Right here

Here's the information

Ma Su has returned

How's Uncle Wong?

Tell me quickly

He's dead

What? Dead?

What have you done?

You've put a corpse in my Mercedes 600?

You've killed Uncle Wong

What did you say?

I said you've killed him

Get lost at once

I've been wanting to quit

You damned bastard

you're so inhuman and mean

Pok Pok

Uncle Wong was already so old

For no reason...

our boss asked him to line up under heat and rain

Then he was required to work overtime

All that took its toll

Not only that;

Since I took Uncle to the hospital in the boss' car

...I got fired too

Can anyone be so mean?

I'll kill you...

He is not a human being

I must teach him a lesson

I forgot something

You carry on. Bye

OK, goodbye

Oh, ghost...

Boss, what's the matter?

Come here

Lily

I bought you a bracelet from Lane Crawford

It's very beautiful

I also bought you something for your mother

Ghost, there's a ghost

Where?

Inside the room

That guy's crazy

He said he had something for me

...then pushed me on the floor

And then later fired me for no reason,

saying I'm a ghost. He's nut

I'll find work elsewhere

Will the new secretary come in please

Yes

What can I do for you, boss?

Type out two copies like this

Yes

No need to go outside

...you can use my typewriter

Yes

It's finished

Please sit...

ABCDEFG

Sorry, boss

I don't know how to type

Never mind

ABCDEFG, it's so much fun

Being my secretary, you needn't know typing

What you just need is a nice buxom body

Okay

Sorry, boss

Never mind, it's not expensive

Miss Red, I want to take you out to dinner

then have some fun at the country club

How about it?

What you say?

Of course we shall

Pok Pok

Let me cook you a nice meal tonight

Frog's legs sauteed, fried, steamed, grilled

4 eyes frog, Tiger frog

Want to run?

Hidden inside the bottle

Let's see where you can run to?

Can't get myself free

Oh, run in over here

My arm is not long enough

Pissing at me, huh

I'll get you out

Reach...

Gottcha... come out

See if you dare to piss at me

Haven't you slept yet?

Why have you returned so late?

I'm asking you. Why have you returned so late?

Well, are you going to answer me?

I'm not in the mood to speak

What?

But I want you to speak

Come on, speak up

I have to work

Why are you throwing such a big temper?

I work too, but I've never returned so late

Get out

I'm telling you

You've got to sleep on the couch tonight

Could she be having an affair?

Sorry, boss

Making you wait so long

It's all right

Is he seducing my wife?

You bastard

Who are you calling a bastard?

Officer

Wait. Some guts you got

Think you can get away insulting an officer?

Officer, what's the time now?

Are you blind? See for yourself

Once my eyes see anything black

...I can't make out anything

I am a disabled person

Take a look if you don't believe

Oh, it's true

It is now six thirty

Thanks

You're welcome

Disabled folk are so pitiable

Sayonara

Careful

Strange!

He can't see

How could he know I'm an officer

Are you all right

He's fooling me

Stop, don't run

Let me introduce you

This is Miss Red Pok Pok

This is Mr Chau

Mr. Chau

Last time you were playing the house

This time it is my turn

Please

Jonhny, let me play with him, OK?

OK, you're my lucky star

Help yourself

Please shuffle the tiles

Not necessary

What's the limit?

Fifty grand

Please

Dragon head, phoenix tail... kill

Odd

Please

Please

One, two

You're one and two?

What's this?

Such a coincidence!

Sorry, Mr. Chau

I have to eat you up

Please shuffle the tiles

Please

You've had enough

Hong Kong Bank

Odd

Please

What's up?

Nothing

Miss, would it be such coincidence

...that you'll win?

What is this?

I'm not telling you

One, two

You too

I'll eat you up again

You're gonna get the next one

Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose

You're good

Miss Red, if you don't mind

...I'll play the host

Alright

What's the matter, Boss?

Change to another tile set

Please shuffle the tiles

That's not necessary

Shouldn't I trust you?

Cheung Fei broke the bridge

Win. Even

Yours, mine

Please

Miss Red, are you done?

In fact it's not necessary

Turtle soup, good for health

Pay up

Mr. Chau, please uncover the deck

I don't have to look, I'll surely win

Full house

You have lost. What are you going to do?

I am not continuing with the game

This is yours

I don't want the money

A kiss will settle it

Okay

Boss, how much is this?

There are fourteen in the whole set

Could you sell one?

Yes, business has not been good

Thirty dollars each

Alright, wrap it up for me

Good

How much is this bracelet?

It's beautiful

I bought it at an antique shop today

There were 14 of those

14 of those?

Yes, it was on sale, so I bought one

Also I bought for you...

a bracelet worn by Empress Dowager

It's beautiful

Did she really wear it?

It costs thousands of dollars

It's lovely

Johnny, I've got something to attend to

May I go?

Sure

Please take these documents for me on your way

Yes

Mr. Tien

Your third installment of interest payment is due

Please sit... To tell you frankly

The property business is no good

And I've invested in a taxi licence...

which unexpectedly fell to a thousand dollars a piece

Isn't that tragic?

You need a vision in business

Our boss will at most give you one month more

I know

Don't drag on

Yes, please

Remember to keep your promise

Little would one expect...

all 5 million people in Hong Kong,

to be looking up to us as the developer

Now we must bow to other people's tempers

This is real retribution

Alright then... goodbye

Goodbye

Can it be Yeung Suk Yi

It can't be, she's dead

It difficult to park the car now

Yes

Watch out for me

I'm going to the toilet

Wait here for a moment

I'm going to the toilet

Old lady

What's the matter?

Sir, you've an auspicious aura around you

Because a fortunate star shines on you

That's why you'll always win when gambling

Also...

A windfall awaits you

When will I receive this?

It will come when it will come

I cannot disclose such secrets

Sir, good luck to you

Good, thank you

Have some tea

Thank you

How did you come by this bracelet?

Things like this...

can be bought on the streets

Johnny, let's go

That old lady just now remarked

...a fortune awaits me

Really?

Also the bracelet she had on

...is just like the one I gave you

Is that so?

Yes, see for yourself

Never mind, we're in a rush

Ah Joe

It's weird!

A while back when I went to the toilet...

it was as if a ghost possessed me

Did you see me returning?

Yes I did

Really?

That's strange

I thought I was going to shit

...but haven't done so till now

Too late

Mr Wong

Can you give me another week's grace?

Really?

Really

I will do everything possible...

It's not that I don't give you face

In another week,

if you don't pay the interest...

I'll have to take legal action, understand?

Also, I warn you

You must keep your promise

If you can't pay by due date

I can't help you

You know our boss' temper

I know

Understand?

Yes

Boss

Little pony, if you'd have been real gold...

I wouldn't be in such a tough spot

But unfortunately you're not real gold...

and neither the king of horses!

Gold

Pok Pok

That fortune teller is so accurate

You must be my lucky star

Fourteen altogether, thirteen more

Thirteen more

Pok Pok, come with me

Sir, please...

It's like this

I want you to ascertain...

if this horse is real gold

If you could lend your body for a while please

All right, I'll check for you

Sir, where did you get it?

It's... been inherited

You've struck oil this time

These are Si Han dynasty terra cotta statuettes

Antiques from 2,200 years ago

That's paint from the Si Han Dynasty

They were unearthed in 1965

...near the Yeung Gia Bay

It is all real gold

The horse weighs about three catties

According to market price...

it's worth about a 150 grand

So much!

Also...

there are fourteen in the whole set

If you can get them all...

the value will increase twenty fold

Well, that's the price I'd offer

At a 150 grand each,

fourteen would be worth 2.1 million

And twenty times that

...is 42 million

I'm rich

Quickly... this is the one

Boss, where are the horses?

Those terra cotta?

Yes

They've been auctioned

Thank you

Which auction house?

Lampert

The horses are still here

What's so funny?

Ltem 20, Horses

Agent Long, 13 pcs of a set of 14

The auction now starts

Sorry

Does anybody raise?

105,000... 110,000... 110,000 over there

115,000

One million

One million dollars

One million?

Linda

Spending one million just to put them in the toilet

Isn't that too wasteful?

Haven't you watched the cigarette commercial?

The Viceroy cigarette commercial says:

If you want to do it, go and do it

Right

After all, we spent a few million decorating our toilet

Good thinking, Linda

Of course

One is a 150 grand

Ten are 1.5 million

Times two

Around two million

That's 2 million... ten are 40 million

Don't be scared

10 million

10 million dollars

I can earn 30 million

I now heard a bid of 10 million dollars...

by that gentleman

Anybody bid 15 million dollars, huh?

Anybody bid, anybody bid?

15 million, madam?

We now heard a bid of 10 million dollars...

by that gentleman

Do you bid 15 million?

15 million, madam?

What do you say? Do you bid 15 million?

Do we have a bid of 15 million?

We now heard a bid of 10 million dollars,

Anybody bid 15 million?

20 million

20 million dollars. Wow!

20 million

25 million

25 million dollars

We now have a bid of 25 million dollars

from the gentleman over there

25 million

Anybody bid more? Anybody bid?

30 million

30 million dollars

Thank you

Anybody bid more?

Anybody bid more than 30 million dollars?

I'm finished

Anybody bid more?

The lady has bid 30 million!

How about you, sir?

35 million

35 million

5 million more to go

Throw everything at it

35 million

35 million. The gentleman has bid 35 million

Your turn, madam

Do you bid 40 million dollars? Your bid, please

40 million dollars?

Should I get it?

Four...

Forget it

35 million... one

35 million... twice

35 million... sold to this gentleman here

We've bought it

Good

They're all here

A total of fourteen, all real gold

Come in for a second

Yes? Manager

This person's causing trouble here

Throw him out

Yes

What?

They're all fake

Take them away

If you can't pay...

you can tell me frankly

Why pull such a stunt?

I can sell them for sure

Smells good

Dog meat will tempt even the gods

Delicious

Smells good

Have a drink

Life is for living, good wine is for drinking

Here's a toast

That guy wants to eat us up

...but I'm not scared of him

I haven't settled the score with you for firing me

Now you want to seduce my wife, eh

I'll kill you

I'm gonna get you

You, you broke my pot!

I'll make you die a dog's death

Stinking beggar, you want to wield the drunken staff

You still have a long way to go

Do you know who I am?

Have you watched the movie "Shaolin Temple"?

The one who uses the Drunken Staff was my disciple

You're just assuming airs, I'll beat you

Have you brushed your teeth?

Dog meat will tempt even the gods

It stinks

Come, have a bite

It's good

Here's a leg for you

How does it taste?

Panacea

Look here

Take a look at this

You want to look too

Then look

Careful... I'll sue you

Officer, sorry

What are you doing?

Don't run

Officer, burglar

He wanted to rob me of my gold

What gold?

These here

What?

You want to seduce my wife...

and now want to blame me for burglary?

Officer, all these are real gold

Look

Here, take a look

Don't move. Hands up

Officer

Kneel down

Careful with your weapon

Quick

Officer, why are you cuffing me?

He really made a pass at my wife

Ask him yourself

Are these real gold?

All real gold

Really?

Officer, look over there

Officer, why arrest me?

Officer, release me please

Officer, this is not my fault

What's happening?

Pok Pok

Why is it you?

I don't know either

Release me

You crazy bastard

Pok Pok

Officer...

What's up?

We've analyzed them. They are not gold

He is mad

You tell him yourself

I tell you

We have analyzed all this stuff...

and they are not gold. Take them away

Don't get in our way, hurry up

It can't be

They are real gold

You must have switched my genuine gold

I tell you

If you don't move it I'll lock you up

I'll sue you all

You've cheated me of my real gold

Come, take him away

I'll sue you all

I'll sue all of you

It can't be

It's lime stone

All is lost

My 35 million are gone

My property company is finished

All is lost

Help

Caught you red-handed

What do you have to say? Speak

Let me go

Why are you so unreasonable?

I'm unreasonable?

I saw you get into another man's car

...and holding hands too

You can have any man...

but why have one who fired me?

There wouldn't be trouble if you hadn't followed?

So you mean I could watch with eyes wide open

...my own wife being seduced

You've caused me to be arrested

Why am I released now?

Do you know why you've been released?

In fact I...

In fact what? Speak

You're none of my concern

All right

Who do you think you are?

Lt'd be better if you never return

Suk Yi

What are you doing? Molesting me?

I don't know you

Sorry

Were you looking for my wife?

She has nothing to do with you. Let's go

There's something I want to tell you

Do you want to hear it?

What? Let my wife return?

Can there be such a thing?

I know you are good friends with that girl

Are you pleased with that?

In fact you have been trapped

I tell you

The girl is not human

...she is a ghost

Do you think I'm lying?

That day my car ran into her and killed her

I saw her die with my own eyes

If you don't believe, you can...

check it out at the Traffic Accident Department

Check out the files there

Foolish fellow, I leave you to sort it out

Good bye

As I know...

When a female ghost is obsessed with a man...

she won't leave till she's sucked his life dry

Take this for me

I'm not scaring you

Pok Pok should return

...and suck you dry

Then am I not doomed?

The key thing now...

is to confirm if she's a ghost

When I was a kid I heard my mom say:

We can put a chopping knife in a bowl of water

Once the ghost is mirrored, it'll show itself

A bowl of water, a chopping knife...

Where to put them?

Honey, I'm wrong

I come from the kitchen, with a rose

Honey, don't get angry with me

Take it

Pok Pok, I got you your favourite chicken

Come...

Smells good...

Please sit

I've been gone for a day

...and I want to take a bath

Right. Please

Take this

Ma Su

Feels good

Yes, please sit

Thanks

Pok Pok

Your nightdress is so beautiful

Really?

Yes

Smells good

What's up?

Sorry, I dropped the fork

Fork

Ma Su, what's the matter?

Ghost...

So Pok Pok really is a ghost

This could be big trouble

Big beard, what should we do?

Please think of a way

What are you thinking?

Now everything's a mess

You are so fit, why are you afraid of ghosts?

I fear nothing except ghosts

Does it work?

Yes

People scared of ghosts, while ghosts are scared of...

I got it

What?

People scared of ghosts, while ghosts afraid of Gods

We can invoke a god to come and drive it away

How can we do this?

We can learn Sun Da (inviting spirits upon the body)

This is Master Lau

Oh, Master Lau Gia Leung

No, it is Lau Gia Lin

Lau Gia Leung's kung fu is better than mine but...

but my Sun Da kung fu is the best

Master, you're good

I believe in you, Master Lau Gia Leung

I said it is not Lau Gia Leung

...but Lau Gia Lin

Sorry

All right then, you learn

In the world of ghosts, they are...

separated by three folds of heavens and earths

On the left are three turns of the Chien Juan Earth

and on the right are three turns of the sun and moon

Disciple

Calling spirits from heaven and earth

Invoke the Pai Lien god to come upon this body

...and help Ma Su to win all his fights

The high god has allowed you to learn

You can pass the first stage

Thank you

Pai Lien comes upon us

Pai Lien spirit and power,

come and help your follower Ma

Become effective in being one with your spirit

Disciple

You can pass the third stage...

and establish your own altar

Thank you

Indeed an auspicious day for heaven & hell to open

May the incense reach heavens a million miles afar

On the eighth of the eighth month in 1982

At the auspicious hour

Your disciple here erects an altar...

and invoke the Mau Shan spirit to come forth

...and subjugate all ghosts

By the order of the Tai Sheung god

I offer incense once, twice...

and three times

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

Master spirit, show your prowess

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Calling on heaven and earth

I plea to the master and all spirits...

to bring forth the spirit and soul of Lau Ah Tsui

Ma Su, why are you doing this to me?

Among ghosts

they are separated by heaven and earth

On the left are three turns of the Chien Juan Earth

and on the right are three turns of the sun and moon

Your disciple pays respect to the master spirit

Descend upon and show your prowess...

to drive away evil spirits and win in all fights

By the order of the Tai Sheung god

Please

By the order of the Tai Sheung god...

I hereby capture Lau Ah Tsui to be brought to hell

No matter who you send

...I will not leave

I am here and you don't leave yet!

Do you wish to die?

I'm so furious

You outrageous ghost

You're disrespectful even to a senior like me

You'll be condemned and damned

I am so angry

Let me show you my power

Ma Su, don't push me

May the spirit descend upon this body

No

Don't, Ma Su

Outrageous ghost, show your true self

Ma Su

That girl's not bad

Think of a way to take her away

Sit here

Friend

Allow me to introduce a new girl

Good

She just started...

and has no previous experience

My friend, enjoy yourself

That's great

Ghost...

What's the matter?

There... there's a ghost

Ghost?

Oh, friend

How can such a beautiful lady be a ghost?

Play with your little apple

Go

- I... - Go

My little apple

This guy is a nuisance

What? Again?

Ghost... there's a ghost

You haven't paid

You are so audacious

Dare to fool around with me?

Come

What's up?

Brother Fu

This girl came from the disco

We just asked her to entertain a patron...

little expecting she would mess around

So we'll bring her to the kitchen and fix her

Let's go...

Wait

You still don't understand

After all this time with us...

you haven't learnt anything

Don't only use force, use some gentleness

Come... little beauty

Come, sit

Little beauty, do you want money to spend...

and good looking guys following you around?

You must be good and behave

Okay

Do as I say, you'll be rewarded

Do you wantjewelry?

I'll give you a necklace

She has had a fit

Lock her in the kitchen

Let her scream all she wants

Go...

Come on, put a cover

What's with you?

When Pok Pok was here...

you learned Sun-Da to drive her away

Now that she's gone

...you look miserable

and pretend to miss her

No one will pity you

Forget it. Find a place and relax

Waiter, bill please

Why come to such a place, really

Sorry, both of you

We're closed, please come again another day

You're closed this early?

Turning away business?

Help...

I hear Pok Pok yelling for help

What? Pok Pok is here?

You think you're at the movies?

People will scold you for this

Go away, go elsewhere

Don't mess about, go

Come again another day

Help, help

That's Pok Pok's voice

Sounds similar

What are you doing?

Pok Pok

A Buddha statuette... a chain

Ouch, Mom!

Ghost

It's changed to that woman again

So you're disguised as a ghost to scare us

Hit her

Canon ball

We're the best team

Ma Su & Pok Pok- A friendship Anniversary

Presented by Big beard

After this incident, I feel...

while humans have feelings;

ghosts have feelings too

Upon a human body once, a ghost is just like a human

I'll never fear you again

Why are you still uttering this nonsense?

Do you think we're still in the old romantic days?

Blow out the candle

Wait

Lady first

Pok Pok, lady first

Me

So it's you

Why are you driving a taxi?

It's my secretary

She asked me to buy the terra cotta statues

And I thought they were gold...

not realizing they were lime stone

I got thrown into a mental hospital

You know, if I find her...

I'll get my revenge

What revenge?

Your secretary is a ghost

What, a ghost?

Yes, didn't you know?

No I didn't

She was my girl friend

But if you want revenge...

I have an idea. Want to hear it?

What idea?

I'll get you a Sun Da Master to capture her

Then you'll get your wish

What's the master's name?

Lau Jia Lin

Oh, quite famous

Pepper

Master, red pepper, it's really hot

Calling on heaven and earth

By the order of the Tai Sheung god

Lau, were you looking for me?

Outrageous ghost, possessing a corpse

...to do so much evil among the living

Now I'll send you to hell

...never to rise again

Bring the dog's blood

Yes

Calling on heaven and earth

Burn her

Ma Su, help

Pok Pok

Statue Square

Ma Su, help

Big beard, piss at the altar

You fat ass, pissing at the altar

Grab him

Lau Jia Lin

Pok Pok, are you all right?

Pok Pok

I'll seek a foreigner...

Mr Thomas to deal with you

I'm Lau Gia Lin a tax payer

...seeking the big boss' help

Mr Thomas, please come upon my body

The statue is moving

Pok Pok, let's go

It can move

You call upon a foreigner

You think I'm scared, huh?

I'll beat up foreigners all the same

You have guts

Aren't you afraid of me?

I'll invoke the monkey god to tame you

Disciple Tsang Ma Su

Invoke the monkey god

Ma Su, save me

Hit him...

Real gold

Kruggerand

The boss is repaying...

More... Thank you, boss

Is there such a thing?

Thank you, boss

Ma Su is over there

Ma Su, so many flats!

Which one is yours?

That one

This one

And this one

Besides...

The Tsang estate is also mine

Ma Su, you're rich

Now I'll give each one of you a flat

Really

Is it true?

You, 18th floor, block C

Mrs Wong, 18th floor block A

Thank you

Me also

What about me?

Thanks

Ma Su...

you're really giving each one a flat

Is that some kind of a joke?

Really, is it true?

Could there be such a thing in Hong Kong?

One needs to pay rent

Rent?

You said each one will get a flat

Rent is... a dollar a month

A dollar?

Let's go up and take a look

Ma Su is really kind

Boss,

this is the land you were keen on

Boss...

have you planned to speculate

and sell them when the price is high?

Why speculate?

I build them then sell them to other people

But the property price is so low now

It ain't a good time to sell

With my brains...

I'll make a profit in everything

I'll cut costs and...

cut corners here and there

Boss, you're smart

This building was built with quality material

Look

This frame is made in the U.S.

Even a strong typhoon

...will not damage it

Look

Oh! Boss?

A fallen window frame has killed the boss

Call the police quickly

Boss...