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"Will & Grace" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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I cannot wait to see Fiona.
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I just love that
she shares her life with me.
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- I'm the cool aunt.
- Same thing with my nephews.
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What is it about us?
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I'm not saying we're better
than other people...
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- No, of course not.
- Safe space?
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- Safe space.
- I think we're better than other people.
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We are gonna be the coolest parents.
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Hey, hos.
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Hey.
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We're on our way to the airport.
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Estefan's flying me first class to Miami
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for our one-year anniversary.
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Sorry, our "one-queer-maniversary."
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Did you just think of that?
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Oh, that mind.
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If they were all like you,
I'd stop throwing marbles
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at the Pride Parade.
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What is the traditional
one-queer-maniversary gift
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by the way?
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- A mesh bodysuit?
- Buttless chaps?
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A pump-top jug of lube?
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It's paper.
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Uh, Karen, you're...
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And forgive me for using the "C word"...
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Flying commercial?
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Well, I'm in the baseball business now.
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I'm one of the people.
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I'm scouting a new third baseman.
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He's coming in from Cuba, and he's due
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to walk out of the ocean
first thing tomorrow morning.
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We're not in the first row?
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That's okay, I'll just yell louder
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when I need Pilot to go left or right.
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Oh, no, we're further back.
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Row three?
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Where Melania puts Tiffany?
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Well, I survived missionary with Stanley.
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I can survive this.
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- Just follow me.
- What are you doing?
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Where are you going?
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There's nothing behind that curtain!
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It's just sky!
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We're in coach.
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With the paychecks-to-paychecks?
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Auntie Grace!
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Oh, Fiona!
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Oh, you're so pretty.
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My mom sends her love, by the way.
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She did?
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No, but if she was able
to love, I know she would.
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Hey, Will.
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Hey, sweetie.
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I'm so excited
for you guys to meet Trevor.
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Trev?
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I'm gonna say hello,
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and we're gonna have hugs
and love and talk,
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but first, I have to share
some devastating news.
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- What's... what's wrong?
- Brace yourself.
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Previews for the
"Devil Wears Prada" musical
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are totally sold out
in Chicago and Atlanta.
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You don't think I've
already bought the tickets,
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T-shirts, and the shot glass?
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You, madam, have just won a Tony
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for best revival of my spirit.
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- Mini Will and Grace.
- I don't see it.
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Trevor.
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Oh, really glad to finally meet you,
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and please call me Aunt Grace.
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- Love this blue.
- Oh.
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It's not just blue. It's not turquoise.
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It's not lapis.
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It's actually cerulean!
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There's some overlap, yeah.
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Shall I ring you if
the contents of my compartment
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shift during flight?
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Oh, of course, my handsome
first class passenger.
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It would be my pleasure
to help you adjust your bag.
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Oh...
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That's my husband.
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It's our one-year anniversary.
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Oh, congratulations!
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- So far, so good?
- Oh, so good.
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Oh.
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I always thought
being married would make me
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feel like a badger in a trap
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that wants to bite
his own foot off, you know?
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I been married 20 years.
Never once strayed.
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Of course, if Sofia Vergara
walked on the plane...
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I don't follow.
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Mm, number one on my hall pass list.
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You know, celebrities
you're allowed to cheat with.
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The gay brethren have that too.
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You'll never guess
who's number one on my list.
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It's Ryan Phillipe.
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Oh, my God, that's right.
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How in the world did you
guess that on the first try?
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Excuse me, I'm in the window seat.
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Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
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Ryan can do it all.
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I mean, blockbusters, Oscar-winners.
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Iconic gay cult favorite.
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Oh, his tush in "Cruel Intentions"
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was my '90s crack addiction.
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This guy knows
what I'm talking about, right?
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- You seeing anyone?
- I am.
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Well, now I'm intrigued.
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Who, pray tell,
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might this "stealer of hearts" be?
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Why, Trevor Banks, don't you know?
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It's you, good sir!
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No, really, we're dating.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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That's why we're in New York:
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we're looking for a place together.
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Now they seem like us.
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I just assumed from what Fiona told me...
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You thought I was gay. Everyone does.
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I'm not... I mean, I sleep with men,
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but I also sleep with women.
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He's bi.
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Oh!
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That's so cool!
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Isn't that cool, Will? Trevor's bi!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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I'm sorry if I bumped your arm.
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Sometimes when I'm reading a script,
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I lose track of my physical body.
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I can keep track of it for you.
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Don't you think
it's distractingly hot in here?
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I don't, but Glenn Close
taught me how to regulate
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my surface body temperature
through controlled breathing.
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I'm always a perfect 72 degrees.
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Like a human San Diego.
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Funny, I've been told
I'm a human San Francisco.
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They're dating?
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Oh, bisexuality isn't even a thing.
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It's like saying, "I'm a cat person
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and a dog person."
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Come on.
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Gun to your head, you know what you want
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licking your face.
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- Do we say something?
- I can't.
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I'm the cool aunt.
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Well, that explains the outfit.
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What? It's cool.
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Yeah, you're super cool, Mrs. Roper.
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I guess we just let them
figure it out on their own?
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I think we have to.
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You guys know of any one-bedrooms
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in the neighborhood?
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We're gonna start looking
after we get married.
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"Married"?
You're... you're getting married?
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He proposed at a Beyoncé concert.
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I liked it, so I had to put a ring on it.
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Fiona!
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I am so happy for you!
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- I'll take her.
- I got him.
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I checked, and there are
no open seats in first class.
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And apparently, your Amex Black Card
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cannot get you
helicoptered off the plane.
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I don't like this.
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There are way too many people
in this tin can
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to keep it in the air.
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It's just simple physics.
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Planes were only meant
to carry four passengers...
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Three if DJ Khaled brings his leopard.
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I need more air! I need more room!
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Oh!
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What was that?
Did we just hit Santa Claus?
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I think you're having a panic attack.
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I get them all the time...
Like during a power outage
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or when my mom sends
one of her dogs after me.
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It's my fault.
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You shouldn't just assume that
you're invited to Thanksgiving.
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Don't be ridiculous.
I don't get panic attacks!
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I cause panic attacks.
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Would you like something to drink?
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Oh, yes, thank God.
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- Vodka, please.
- There you go.
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They shrunk the vodka.
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They shrunk the vodka!
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Hi, I'm back.
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Sorry, I forgot I was on a plane.
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I start filming the most challenging role
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of my career tomorrow.
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I'm really struggling.
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You know...
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I'm an actor too.
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Thank you.
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Uh, if it's an issue
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having too many lines,
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I've found if you mess up enough,
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eventually, the director will
take most of them away.
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Problem is, I'm filming
my first gay sex scene,
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and I have no experience to draw on.
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See my, process
is to experience everything
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my character does firsthand.
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For "Crash," I spent
three weeks doing ride-alongs
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with the LAPD.
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For "Flags of Our Fathers,"
I gave my father a flag.
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But if I don't find some way
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to have sex with a man on this flight,
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my performance is gonna be
completely false.
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Know anybody?
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Will you excuse me for one more second?
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You know, there was a period of time
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I thought I was bisexual.
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- Really?
- Oh, sure.
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You know, I was dating Grace,
and I convinced myself
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that I could... I could actually
choose to be with women.
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How tragic.
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I mean, you're so gay.
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I... I don't know about "so gay."
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You have whole bookshelf of books...
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about butts.
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Lot of those were gifts.
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To myself.
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The point is, sometimes saying you're bi
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can feel like a safe half-step
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when... when you're scared
to jump all the way in,
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but deep down, you know.
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I mean, you're either a cat person
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or a dog person.
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I'm more of a bird person.
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That's not a legitimate answer.
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You know, Will and I dated way back.
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I didn't know Will was bisexual.
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Oh, no, he was just gay,
and I was into guys
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who like to clean
and pick out my outfits.
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- But you had sex?
- Oh, no, no.
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He always made excuses.
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"I ate too much and now
I'm insecure about my thighs."
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Wow, you really couldn't
pick up on clues, could you?
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Let's focus on you.
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So how about you guys?
Everything okay in the bedroom?
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- I wish.
- Uh-huh.
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He can't get enough.
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He's like the Cookie Monster
if cookies were...
246
00:11:20,057 --> 00:11:21,156
The only time we stop
247
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is so he can take a bubble bath
and watch "Pose."
248
00:11:25,129 --> 00:11:27,763
Oh, Fiona, sweetie, I just...
249
00:11:27,765 --> 00:11:29,932
Can I just say how much
I love that we can do this?
250
00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:33,435
I feel like Grandma Bobbi
is up there smiling,
251
00:11:33,437 --> 00:11:35,137
singing one of her songs,
252
00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:37,439
'cause you're kind of
keeping the Adler flame alive.
253
00:11:37,441 --> 00:11:38,974
"The Adler flame"?
254
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,476
She used to say...
255
00:11:40,478 --> 00:11:42,578
"Dear, never let anyone tell you
256
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,847
"who to be or how to live,
257
00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:47,449
"and if they do, tell them
to get out of your business
258
00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,485
or get out of the way!"
259
00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:51,453
That's the Adler flame,
260
00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:53,571
and I totally see it in you.
261
00:11:54,425 --> 00:11:56,491
May it burn forever.
262
00:11:57,795 --> 00:12:01,263
You're giving me permission
to have sex with Ryan Phillipe?
263
00:12:01,265 --> 00:12:02,664
Yes, mi amor.
264
00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:04,967
What good are any
of the contracts we have made
265
00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:09,638
if we do not honor the sanctity
of the hallway passes?
266
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,475
So my husband is okay with me
267
00:12:13,477 --> 00:12:16,219
touching Ryan's "Philli-penis"?
268
00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:19,639
Si.
269
00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:22,518
Okay.
270
00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:25,821
Hey, guys.
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00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:29,358
Um, we love how much you love each other.
272
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,461
There's just... there's a big
piece missing, and that's...
273
00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:35,998
Trevor, you're not bisexual.
274
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,666
You're gay.
275
00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:39,334
And Fiona, you're kidding yourself
276
00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:40,702
if you think that's not a problem.
277
00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:41,837
And we're only saying this
278
00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:43,305
because we've been where you are,
279
00:12:43,307 --> 00:12:46,074
and it caused us a lot of pain.
280
00:12:46,076 --> 00:12:48,010
Is that what you think, Aunt Grace?
281
00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,912
I think...
282
00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:52,414
What you two have is beautiful.
283
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,215
Grace.
284
00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:57,219
Will, get out of their business
285
00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:58,803
and get out of their way.
286
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,693
- Feeling better?
- Oh, yeah.
287
00:13:04,695 --> 00:13:06,261
Yeah, I'm feeling wonderful.
288
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,062
We're all gonna die...
289
00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:12,000
while watching reruns
of "According to Jim."
290
00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:14,203
It's the one where Jim loses his truck
291
00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:16,320
in an arm wrestling match!
292
00:13:18,576 --> 00:13:20,533
Well, that's a classic.
293
00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,679
Mrs. Walker, there's no difference
294
00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:25,848
between coach and first class.
295
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:28,050
Underneath, aren't we all just people
296
00:13:28,052 --> 00:13:29,418
no matter where we sit?
297
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,454
Good lord, there is no barf bag
298
00:13:32,456 --> 00:13:35,173
big enough to hold
what you just hurled up.
299
00:13:36,894 --> 00:13:39,928
Don't you understand?
I grew up with nothing.
300
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:43,432
Me and my doctors built me
from the ground up.
301
00:13:45,703 --> 00:13:47,970
I can't die in coach.
302
00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:50,372
They'll find my body with the poors.
303
00:13:50,374 --> 00:13:52,641
All mixed in with the tater tots
304
00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:54,525
and the Crocs.
305
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,914
This can't be the way my story ends.
306
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,817
It's not going to.
You just need to relax.
307
00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,552
How do you expect me to relax?
308
00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:05,745
I only brought uppers.
309
00:14:06,757 --> 00:14:09,091
It's too bad you don't
have a service animal.
310
00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:11,125
You mean like a maid?
311
00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:14,630
No, i-it's a pet that's been
trained to comfort you.
312
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:17,432
Sometimes, holding on
to a faithful companion
313
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,401
who loves you unconditionally
314
00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:22,070
and only wants to serve you can help.
315
00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:23,679
Like a gardener?
316
00:14:24,742 --> 00:14:26,682
Give me your hand.
317
00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:31,647
Everything is going to be fine.
318
00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:33,782
The plane is not going to crash,
319
00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:36,919
and even if it did, you know
what your story would be?
320
00:14:36,921 --> 00:14:39,021
It would be about a rich, beautiful woman
321
00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:42,114
who was admired by all of Manhattan.
322
00:14:42,593 --> 00:14:44,660
Keep talking.
323
00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:46,295
It would also say that she had
324
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:48,412
more enemies than friends,
325
00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:52,501
and that she was rumored to
have been lovers with Jackie O.
326
00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:56,462
I gave her that nickname, and...
327
00:14:59,476 --> 00:15:00,642
Between you and me,
328
00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:02,878
the "O" didn't stand for "Onassis."
329
00:15:07,194 --> 00:15:09,928
Okay, um...
330
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:12,403
actually, before we get into this,
331
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,195
um, I have an acting question.
332
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,563
Do you mind?
333
00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:17,798
Literally nothing is more important
334
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,300
than an actor helping another actor
335
00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:20,861
get better at acting.
336
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,405
Yes, okay.
337
00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,307
So, um, I was recently cast
338
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:29,477
in the role of Estefan,
339
00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,947
a Spanish newlywed, whose spouse...
340
00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:34,458
"Yack"...
341
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:38,152
is propositioned by a beautiful stranger.
342
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,787
Tennessee Williams?
343
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:41,556
Sure, you can call the
stranger whatever you want.
344
00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:44,325
So when Yack tells Estefan
345
00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,894
that Tennessee Williams
346
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,664
wants to have a down-and-dirty hook-up,
347
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,499
uh, Estefan says go for it.
348
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,668
But this is my question:
349
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:56,771
why doesn't Estefan have
a huge problem with it?
350
00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:58,506
Shouldn't that bother him?
351
00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:00,141
Hmm.
352
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:03,311
Well, maybe Estefan's realized
he's not cut out for marriage,
353
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:06,280
and looking the other way
is easier than admitting
354
00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,416
he's fallen out of love with...
355
00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:10,328
I'm sorry, did you say "Yack"?
356
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,921
Yeah.
357
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:15,590
I was afraid of that.
358
00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:18,419
Are gays guys always this sad before sex?
359
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:27,178
Honestly, more than you think.
360
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,305
Jack, stop.
361
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,144
Hello.
362
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,980
Jack, look, I know
I said am cool with this,
363
00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:41,782
but I am not cool with this, okay?
364
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,884
I just handed out warm nuts to the guests
365
00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:45,863
without even giggling once.
366
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:50,725
I mean, I am falling apart, okay?
367
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:52,994
Oh, me, too.
368
00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:56,063
I should be absolutely ruining
Ryan Phillipe right now,
369
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,667
but I can't.
370
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:01,335
I don't care about
some stupid hall pass anymore.
371
00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:03,638
Marriage is more
than just a piece of paper.
372
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,341
It's a promise that you're
the only one I wanna be with.
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00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,220
Mi amor.
374
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,556
I'm sorry, Mr. Phillipe.
375
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:16,384
I'm sorry, my emotions
are right on the surface.
376
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,918
That's why I'm such a good actor
377
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,388
and so terrible at Texas hold 'em.
378
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:24,258
Are you as aroused as I am right now?
379
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,893
Oh, beyond measure...
380
00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:28,155
Because I did not bring the ruler.
381
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,932
You know what, I'll leave you two alone,
382
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,601
because love means never having to say,
383
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,996
"I'll wait on the toilet
until you're done."
384
00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:40,875
Wait, um, if you want,
385
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:43,010
you can stay and watch.
386
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,845
Really?
387
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:47,248
You care that much about
the accurate representation
388
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,136
of the LGBTQ community onscreen?
389
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,887
- That's why, yeah.
- Yes, sure.
390
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,124
How can you say he's not bisexual?
391
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,093
He's dated more women than I have,
392
00:17:59,095 --> 00:18:01,128
and a lot of those women
have dated a lot of the guys
393
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,773
that he's dated.
394
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,101
What the hell is going on out there?
395
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,970
I think what Will is saying...
And he brought this up.
396
00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:11,532
I'm just clarifying.
397
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,810
If a man is attracted to men,
he might be gay.
398
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,997
Again, his thoughts.
399
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,414
And Trevor, if you think
you're just gonna
400
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,450
"not be attracted to men"
for the rest of your life,
401
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:23,317
you're lying to yourself.
402
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,619
But that's any monogamous relationship.
403
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:28,656
You have to make a choice
not to be with other people.
404
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:29,824
You're right, but the part of you
405
00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,125
that chooses to be with women
406
00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:33,394
is just responding to societal pressure.
407
00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:36,557
It's the same reason
we all watch "Big Little Lies."
408
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,134
How can you say bisexuality's not real?
409
00:18:40,136 --> 00:18:42,803
It's right in the middle of LGBTQ.
410
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:46,941
Yes, I am familiar
with the letters "LGBTQ."
411
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,744
You rolled your eyes at the "B."
412
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,145
You're prejudiced against bisexuals.
413
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,780
- I am not.
- Then acknowledge the "B"!
414
00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:54,617
I refuse to acknowledge the "B."
415
00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,017
The "B"s and the "Q's
just haven't figured out
416
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,954
if they're "L" or "G" yet.
417
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,290
Is that what you think, Aunt Grace?
418
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,835
I think...
419
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:08,796
gender is between the ears.
420
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,199
How does that apply here?
421
00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:14,345
I don't know, I saw it on a T-shirt.
422
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,704
Fiona, sweetie, I'm so sorry,
423
00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:19,807
but in my experience,
424
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,442
Will is right.
425
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:24,445
You guys, I just think
you're a little confused.
426
00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:26,714
If someone told you at 22
427
00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,516
that you were "just confused"...
428
00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:31,552
You weren't really gay...
What would you say?
429
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,120
That I know who I am.
430
00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:36,690
I'm 22, and I'm telling you,
I know who I am.
431
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,827
Yeah, but that... that...
432
00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:42,248
Can't argue with that.
433
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:45,834
I love Fiona.
434
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:49,503
So get on board...
435
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,239
don't.
436
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,575
We're not really looking
for your approval.
437
00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:56,544
I know you guys are
coming from a good place,
438
00:19:56,546 --> 00:20:00,181
but some of your ideas,
they're just a little '90s.
439
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,517
Oh.
440
00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:07,690
Please don't say "the '90s"
like it's the '50s.
441
00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:10,685
Look, it's not your fault.
442
00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:12,686
You're just a product
of when you grew up.
443
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,711
You probably still use mousse.
444
00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,745
- I have curly hair.
- Light pomade.
445
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,517
Ooh we gotta bounce.
446
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,013
Oh, you're leaving already?
447
00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:22,607
Where are you guys going?
448
00:20:22,649 --> 00:20:24,649
Stella McCartney's having an
all-night pop-up in Chelsea.
449
00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:27,309
And seeing this one
in a Stella Mc Cartney
450
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,936
Makes me pop up.
451
00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,271
Babe that's like a "Will & Grace" joke.
452
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,210
I love you, tell your mom.
453
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,278
Ah, forget it.
454
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,519
So.
455
00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:44,559
Just intolerant of someone's sexuality.
456
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,604
I guess we are not
as cool as we thought we were.
457
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,962
Yeah.
458
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,291
A-Although, when we were shamed into it,
459
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,431
we were willing to learn.
460
00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:54,748
That-that'll make us good parents.
461
00:20:54,748 --> 00:20:58,548
Sure. And the good news is
that by the time we need to
462
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,759
talk about this with our
kids, we'll be dead.
463
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,829
Or we'll be 114.
464
00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:06,056
And popping all sorts
of wonderful new pills.
465
00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:09,268
Now that makes me pop up.
466
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,021
- See we are funny.
- I know!
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