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Wasps?

I didn't know the Lawspeaker
was so fond of honey.

Arvid!

Wait!

Do not go in there!

Maybe it's best that I sacrifice myself
and go in first.

The sight waiting you in there
may traumatize you for life.

OK?

Or maybe it's not traumatizing at all,
you know. I've never been in there.

What the Helheim has happened here?

Lawspeaker?
Lawspeaker!

Lawspeaker!

I don't even know his real name.
I've always called him Lawspeaker.

Why are you guys here, anyway?

He was just like

a guy in the village
where I grew up, to me.

So it's important to be here
on his final journey.

Traitor...

Hm?

Traitor...

Yes, see you later.

See you later.
On the other side.

Treason...

Reason?
There is no reason to any of this.

-He's saying "treason," isn't he?
-No, "reason."

It was Or...

I just went ahead and did it.

So you wouldn't have to be burdened
by a mercy killing.

I took one for the team.

This will haunt me for the rest of my
life, but I've put him out of his misery.

And sent him off
to his final resting place.

Heaven has gotten a new star.

Wait, wait!

It looks like
he was clasping something.

I wonder what it was
that was so important to him.

I'll take these.

Has he written anything, perhaps?
Maybe some final words?

The Lawspeaker's word is law.

So whatever is written is truly important.

"Today is an exciting day."

"I will release

a wasp swarm in my hut."

"To test if I'm still

allergic."

Wow.

That's a strange choice,
for someone who is that allergic.

You know, people are different.
Some like to challenge themselves.

Experiment.

"If something should happen to me,

I command that

the next Lawspeaker in Norheim

shall be a man

of superior

intellectual capacity."

"Rufus of Rome."

What?!

Well...

"I realize

I have committed

a grave injustice

regarding Orm."

True.

"My last command is that Orm

shall no longer be a slave."

Oh my Thor, that's insane!

Don't scoff at his dead body, Ragnar.

Those were the dying words
of Norheim's most respected man.

-His word is law.
-Yeah, unfortunately.

It looks like something else
is written there as well.

"Orm shall actively be included

in all social contexts."

Well, Arvid, Frøya...

Ragnar...

I guess the tables have turned again.

-The tables have turned?
-Yes.

Well, maybe not turned
completely around, but maybe...

The tables are at least

slightly angled.

Well, at least I am a free man.

And Frøya, I guess that means
that we are married again.

-What?!
-No! Forget about it. No, no.

Rufus, how does that work in practice?

You are the new Lawspeaker now,
so your word is law.

Thank you. I will look into it
so I can render a qualified decision.

Based on the relevant sources of law.

That's good.

The rat pack.

Hey, guys.
Just in time for dinner.

-We're just here to pick up our things.
-Huh?

And to inform you
that we're superhumans now.

And you're still subhumans.

I'm a free man
and Rufus is the new Lawspeaker.

Wow, that's great!
Congratulations.

Yield your hand!

Your nasty hand.

Yield my hand?
Is that what it's called?

Yes, it is.

And any form of fellowship
is more unlikely now than ever.

In reality, as of now, I'm the most
powerful man in the village.

And I'm soon to be chieftain again.
And when that happens,

Rufus is going to sail our ship to Rome!

Orm?

Keep quiet!

You don't tell secret plans
to Odin and everyone.

That's rule of thumb number one.

Sorry, I just got a little carried away.

-Yes, but...
-Yes.

-Keep your mouth shut.
-Shut.

Orm is not going to be chieftain.

We have an excellent chieftain in Arvid.

And we are not thinking
about overthrowing him.

And we would like to express
our full and utter faith

in Arvid.

But don't think I've forgotten

how you failed me and froze me out.

Winter is coming for the three of you!

Winter cometh, perhaps?
No. Winter is coming.

Winter is coming!

The time has come to formally appoint
our new Lawspeaker.

Yes, question?

Am I the only one
who finds this a little strange?

What do you mean?

I mean like the Lawspeaker
writing down his last wishes,

and then suddenly dying.

I mean, it seems like something taken
straight out of a crime rune stick.

If so, that would have been a pretty
ordinary and boring crime rune stick.

Because that's so normal.

It's common.

No, it isn't, Orm.
It's very suspicious.

Hildur, this was Odin's plan.

And honey, it would look better

if you would be happy
about what is about to happen.

Instead of being caught up in the past.
It doesn't become you.

Hm?

Sweetheart, you would actually
be quite attractive

if you weren't so caught up
in the recent past

and wanting to unravel things
and question everything.

But now you're throwing it all away.
It's sad.

It's actually a sad sight.

No wonder she's single.

Nobody wants to be around
a nosy parker.

Well.

Somebody had to tell her, right?

The Lawspeaker's hat

is a big hat to fill.

So I hope you will bear this
with dignity.

I hereby declare Rufus

as Norheim's new Lawspeaker!

The first thing I choose to do
as legislative and judiciary authority,

is to make wearing the Lawspeaker's hat
optional for the Lawspeaker!

[gasps]

Especially a hat as full of lice
and vermin as that one.

And the old Lawspeaker
should get a burial

worthy of a man of his standing.

We shall hold nothing back.

Everybody has to give

their most prized possessions
and send them off to Valhalla with him.

So... give till it hurts.

You know, in Vestfold they've started

burying big shots in ships now.

Huh?

Yeah, they bury entire ships

full of all kinds of nice things.

You know, the ship is our

most valuable asset.

And it would probably hurt the most.

Yeah, I think we'd be
a little wing-clipped

as Vikings, without a Viking ship.

It would really suck for everybody,
but you said we should give till it hurts.

So maybe we should just do it, then?

The ship shall not be buried.
That's for elite funerals.

Chieftains.

And artists.

Rufus?

Great decision about the ship.

It would have been so much hassle
to build a new one.

Yes, it was a wise
and correct decision.

I just hope the Lawspeaker
was right about you.

I know we have had our disagreements.

I just want us to leave it all behind us
and make the best out of this.

Absolutely, Arvid. We are going
to make the best out of this. Absolutely.

Great.
You know what?

I have a good feeling about you.

I think you and I can be a good team.

[moans of pain]

You know, Arvid, the thing about me...

My body is my rune stick
and my tattoos are my saga.

Yeah?
That's cool.

It's like I've always said:

Show me a man with a tattoo, and I'll
show you a man with an interesting story.

But it seems like everyone
has tattoos these days.

So does that mean everyone
has an interesting story?

Well, with me,
I'm like a canvas of my experiences.

My story is etched in lines and shadows.

And you can read it on my arms,
my shoulders,

my back, my stomach, my legs even.

So what is the story
behind those lines, anyway?

These? They are a reminder
of all the women I've had.

What?!

-That's a lot!
-Yeah, it's quite a few.

I mean, that must be about every woman

in a 20-mile radius from here.

Yeah, but they're not only
physical penetrations, Arvid.

Hm?

Two of them are physical.

And the rest are fantasy penetrations.

Hm?

You know, when I've "worked myself."

So you have tattooed a line

for each time you've stroked your sword?

No, no. Only the hand jobs
I want to remember.

So I can look back and reminisce.

They're like small pages
in the saga of Ragnar, in a way.

-You know?
-Yeah. It's cool.

Yeah, I know.

That looks really good!

Yeah?
You think so?

Tattoos show that you're an interesting
person with an exciting story.

Yeah, the other guys said
I needed some more ink.

Loki if I know.

It's supposed to be me and Frøya
on the battlefield.

You don't think it's a bit iffy to have
a big tattoo of Frøya on your back,

when you're still married to Liv?

No, that will sort out.

And then it will be Frøya and me forever,
no matter what.

-You think so?
-Yeah. Some things you just know.

What brings you here, anyway?

I just came to tell you that Rufus and Orm

came by the slave camp
to get their things.

And they were acting
real high and mighty.

Yeah, now that Rufus
has become Lawspeaker, I'm not surprised.

Sure, sure. But Orm actually said
he was going to be chieftain.

-He said that?
-Mhm.

Yeah, I think they're up to something.

They have some sinister plans.

I don't mean to stress you out,
but I'm a bit concerned.

But don't they say that nine
out of ten concerns are unwarranted?

Yeah.

One shouldn't get hung up on concerns.

That is true.

But thanks for telling me, anyway.

You know, Kark,

you're the best subhuman I've ever owned.

-Wow!
-Yeah.

That's...
That's overwhelming.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

-See you at the funeral.
-Yeah, see you.

Ow!

Loki!

[woman sobbing]

Torstein?
What are you doing here?

I come to pay my condolences.

Pay your condolences?

Is that what you say?

-I guess so.
-OK...

Jarl Varg sends his...

Sympathies?
Sympathetics?

Sympathies, I think.
Thank you.

I'm sorry to be so formal,

but funerals are so difficult.

What's the right thing to say?

Can you smile
when you meet some old friends?

Things like that.

It isn't easy.

I guess there's no right and wrong
in these situations.

The important thing is that you show up.
Thank you.

Mostly coins.
With some rocks and stuff on the bottom.

Just to make it feel a bit heavy.

It's fine.

It seems like the first

domino has fallen.

Don't rule out

that the Arvid domino is the next to fall.

What's "domino"?

Domino is some kind of game.

Varg got it from this merchant
from somewhere out in the boonies.

OK.

And if you line up the pieces,
you can trigger some kind of

chain reaction.

Where one piece falls after another.

Loki if I know.
I was just told to say that to you.

Am I supposed to know
what a chain reaction is?

Do people walk around
knowing these things?

All I know
is what I was told to say to you.

And now I've said it.

So I guess it's up to you,

how you interpret it.

But I don't know what to interpret.

But I...

I told you.

I don't know it any better than you.

I'm...

I'm sending a message.

What Varg told me to say.
And now I've said it.

But I'm sure you know the essence
of what you're talking about.

So is that a threat, or what is it?

Well, I guess it is a threat, yeah.

I'm pretty sure of that.

Have you planned any...

Any type of

food gathering?

Snacks gathering?
After the ceremony?

Yeah, we'll have a gathering.

For the closest family.

And friends.

OK.

Well, I was supposed to go anyway.

It's... getting late.

See you.

Oh great Odin!

Please welcome the Lawspeaker

to Valhalla.

Dig.

-Just some quick input.
-Yes?

Shouldn't we send
some slaves with him, as well?

What do you mean?

The Lawspeaker could use some slaves
on his journey to Valhalla.

As consolation for not getting a ship.

Yes, that's a great suggestion.

I'm thinking

all three.

No, we can't send all three.

We need Kark

to dig the burial mound.

OK.

You two.

Cheer up! It's one of
the greatest honors for a subhuman.

To be buried
next to a respected Lawspeaker.

-Can we eat some of the fruit?
-No, of course not.

That's human food,
for his journey to Valhalla.

Kark?

Good luck in Helheim!

I hear they have an own department
for excluders.

We don't believe in Helheim or Valhalla.

So this trip is going to be a total waste,
as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, I mean, I'm a Christian,
if you've heard of that.

I believe in Jesus from Nazareth.

So this really doesn't
make any sense to me.

Well, you'll just have to bite
your tongues.

Now lie down!

You know, it's just so totally against
my self-preservation instincts.

To lie down here

and be buried like this.

Kark?
Beat hand!

Beat

hand.

Allow me!

Well, well, well, Kark.

The Tree of Exclusion bears bitter fruit.

What?

I'm just saying that I'm not a man
you should exclude from social activities.

You missed one Friday-night mead,
and this is how you react?

Those are my friends in there.

No, they were your friends, Kark.

They were the ones you'd rather
drink and barbecue with than me.

I've apologized for that.

Well, you know,
times are going to change around here.

And then it won't be so easy being Kark.

But it's never been easy for me.

I'm utterly impoverished.

Just look at me. I'm 18 years old
and I look like I'm well over 40.

Well, anyway.
There is a funeral feast

and you are not invited.

Or, no.
We need you to wait tables.

So I guess I'll see you there.

OK.

There are so many erogenous zones
on the body.

So my latest discovery

is a walnut-sized gland in your colon
that is extremely erogenous.

It gives you pleasure
like nothing you'd believe.

It's like having Thor himself up in...

We just talked about it.

Have you read those law...

-Sources.
-The law sources about marriage?

If it still applies, if one spouse

has become an outlaw.

Because then it doesn't, does it?

That.
Yes. Right.

It turns out

that when the outlaw is freed,

the marriage is still valid.

Huh?

That's excellent, Frøya!

Then I can crawl into the crook of
your arm tonight. It's been so long.

No, you're not gonna do that.

I just have to insist
that you cut your hair short.

It's about time.
Preferably crew cut!

Frøya.

We'll work this out.
There has to be some solution.

I just can't be married to Orm anymore.
There's no way.

I understand that,
but apparently that's how the rules work.

But there has to be something we can do.
I mean...

I have a strong feeling that everything
will work out when we get to the thing.

If we can just stick it out until then,
everything will be OK.

Why do you think that?

Because good things
happen to good people.

And we're good.

You and I.

Wow.
Sure is crowded here today.

Yeah.

-It stops here, Arvid.
-Hm?

You heard me.
It stops here.

No more "protection money."

There has to be,
or else you won't be protected anymore.

And then anything can happen.

Well, what you see here, Arvid,

is a peasant army.

This is a grass-roots rebellion.

This rebellion will spread.

And when we're finished,
we will have a new form of government.

OK?

The people shall decide.

Not a power elite

that exploits the weak

with weapons and superior force.

I see.

The time is long overdue.

We demand majority decisions

by democratically-elected

bodies.

Well, that sounds pretty solid.

Or what do you say, Frøya?

Yeah, I think it's great.

Yeah.
I've been waiting for this.

I mean,
I think we should give Eigil that thing.

Yeah, I think he deserves it now.

But where did I put it?

-Didn't you pack it on the horse?
-I think I saw it over there.

Yeah?
OK.

Yeah...

Ah, it's here!

OK.

What is...?

Is it just a fist, or...

Ah, is it a symbol

of the power of the people?
Huh?

Great.

Right in the solar plexus.

-Stand still.
-Ow!

-Yeah, yeah.
-Don't!

Do we agree
that this peasant revolt is over?

Yeah.

Absolutely.

I think you might have
underestimated our profession here,

if you think you can simply
become warriors instead of farmers.

Yeah.

I'm sorry if we maybe took
a little too much.

But we're going to the thing,
so we're going to need a little extra.

Yeah, I understand.

-Excellent. All right, see you later.
-Yeah, see you later.

Yeah.

I'll see you.

Before you know it!