All language subtitles for The.Truth.About.Lies.2017 English

♪

(Gilby Smalls)
Well, when I was a kid,

I really wanted
to be an astronaut.

You know, floating around,

no school or parents
to tell you what to do.

But I don't really
like danger.

Ow!

And my mother wasn't
very supportive.

You're gonna hurt
yourself doin' that!
Ow!

(Gilby)
I thought photography
would be cool,

you know, 'cause girls love
to have their picture taken.

Ow!
But I just didn't have
the right feel for it.

You stupid jerk!

If my nose is broken,
my parents are gonna sue you!

♪

(Dr. Pollard)
So, Gilby,
what is your occupation?

Occupation?

Yes, what it is
that you do now?

I mean, what is
your profession?

Why do people have to be
defined by their jobs?

A person's job should not be
a reflection of their value

as a human being, right?

I am not my job.

I mean, why can't people
just live anymore?

You know, what's
wrong with that?

There's nothing
wrong with that.

I mean, do-do you...

feel like there's
something wrong with that?

I don't.

Might as well have
your job and salary

tattooed on
your forehead.

'Cause, these days,
it's like,

"What's your name?
Okay, what do you do?"

That's clever,
but the issue is,

do you like your job?

Eh... I work at a crappy
cell phone store. It sucks.

But, at least it's easy,
not too stressful,

and-and I can
live my life.

Is somebody making you feel
pressure about your job?

My girlfriend, Sharon.

I see... and what
does Sharon do?

She teaches psychology
at Columbia,

and she's doing research
for some book.

Well, that sounds great.

I'd love to read it
when it's published.

Do you live together?

Well, that's
another sore issue.

She thinks I'm
avoiding responsibility,

but I disagree.

I'm avoiding stress,

which I think is
a pretty noble quest.

Stress is linked to cancer
and high blood pressure.

So, you think that
living with Sharon

will actually
make you ill.

Well, I think living with
any woman can be dangerous.

Why do you think married men
die before their wives?

(chuckles)
Have--

No?
(clears throat)

Gilby, she's working on
her research project,

and a book may
come out of it,

and you're working at
a crappy cell phone store.

But, she's not a better
person than you are, Gilby.

Thank you.

She just might have
a brighter future.

Look, man, why don't
you just do somethin'
romantic together?

(Gilby)
Do you have any ideas?

Sure, man.
Go see a movie.

Check out a couples' movie.
She'll love it.

Oh. Like a romantic comedy?
Like what?

I don't know.
Something like "Jerry Maguire."

It's Tom Cruise
and what's-his-face,

and he's
running through the rain,

and he goes in and he
does this whole spiel

in front of all of
her hard-up friends

that are eatin' potato chips
and wearing Spanx.

Girls love that stuff.

Is that the one
with that kid?

The ten-pound head kid?
I don't like that kid.

Guy really creeps me out.

Forget movies, man.
(chuckles)

Look, what does
she like to do?

What does she wanna do?
I don't know.

She likes lakes.
Like, nature.

Problem solved.
That's great.
I'm gonna take to a lake?

That's gonna
solve everything?

It's a start, Gilby.

Why am I taking
your advice?

When was the last time
you even had a girlfriend?

You wonder why she doesn't
wanna spend time with you.

Is it my shot yet?

No, uh, you just lost.

W-- I didn't even go.

I guess, if you ever Google
"beautiful lake near New York",

just stay on
the first page.

(buzzing)

It looked different
in the picture.

You just can't
trust the Internet.

♪

Here are your drinks, boys.
♪ Danger

You know, I-I gotta
tell you, Bernard.

I-I'm glad that
I-I canceled my 5:00

because this is, uh,
far more interesting than--

Hey, it's almost 6:30.
Where are you?

I'm gonna head in, so I'll
see you when you get here.

Do you need
to get that?
No, I-- No.

I thought it
might be work.

Yeah.

It was amazing.

It was really amazing.

I could actually feel
the positive energy

being transmitted
through my body.

You know what?
Eric just got here.

I-I'm gonna
call you back.

I'm so sorry,
but those clients

would keep me at the office
all night, if they could.

The good news is...
they're happy.

Well, as long as you
made someone happy.

Aw, Rachel, come on.
I know.

I messed up.
I didn't go to your thing.

First of all,
it's not my thing, okay?

And second, you have no
problem getting out of work

when it's something
you wanna do.

Weren't you just talking
about your Swami Rama

spiritual stuff?

Isn't that all
about forgiveness?

(scoffs)

You never even called.

You left me waiting,
by myself.

I didn't text?
I thought I texted you.

No text. No.
Shit.
Yeah, okay.

That was a douchey thing of me.
I-I'm really sorry.

But, you know, if you were
to look at it spiritually,

maybe I was trying
to teach you patience.

Ohm.
Fuck you.

I'm just kidding.
I'm to-I'm totally kidding.
Oh, really?

Why can't you see
this is important to me?

I get that-that these
things float your boat.

It-it's just
not my thing.
Forget it.

You know, I-I-I thought that
there would be a part of you,
(sighs)

just-just a-a
tiny part of you

that wanted
to be with me.

Well...

there's a growing part of me
that wants to be with you,

right now.
A dick joke?

Classy.

Thought it was
pretty funny.

My phone smells.

Excuse me?

Are you deaf?
My phone smells.

I want a new one.

Okay, is there somethi''
wrong with it?

I just told you.
Am I talking to myself?

I meant
besides the smell.
How the hell should I know?

I'm not puttin' that
thing near my face.

I'll have a technician
look at it?

No, I-I-I don't need
someone to look at it.

I need someone
to smell it.

I spent good money,
and I-I'm not satisfied.

I paid for a cell phone.
Not a smell phone.

Okay, um, do you
have your receipt?

I bought it here.
Okay, when was that?

What's with the
third degree?

W-- Are you calling-are
you calling me a liar?

No, this is
standard procedure.

Do you harass
all your customers,

or are you just picking on me
because I'm a woman?

I treat all my
customers the same.

So, you admit it.
You harass all your customers.

Ha! I want the manager!

Okay, I'll get the manager
out to, uh, smell your phone.

He's an expert on that.
Thank you.

I'm actually very curious
to see what happens here.

You're breakin' up.
No, I said I can't hear you.

Sorry.

♪

(bicycle bell dings)
Whoa! Whoa!

(man)
Ah! Are you blind?
I-I'm sorry!

What the hell is
wrong with you?

I'm-- No-no,
I'm really sorry.

I would pay for it,
if I had a job!

I'm sorry.
I-I--

♪ I've got some
money in my sock ♪

♪ And I need
some relief ♪

Small fire. The jerk-off
left his lava lamp plugged in.

Whoa! You can't
go in there, pal.

But I live here.

Just be a few minutes.
The fire's out.

Oh, thank God.
Was it bad?

No, I wouldn't worry.
Very small.

Only one apartment
affected.

What apartment
do you live in?

Uh, 706.

You smoke?
No, that'll
give you cancer.

Go on.
One won't kill ya.

No, I'm-I'm okay.
Thank you.

You wanna sit in
the fire truck?

My kids love it.

Come on.

Oh, my God.
What happened to you?

My apartment burned down.

Gilby, what the
hell did you do?

Jesus, Sharon,
can I come in?
Now?

No, not now,
but next Wednesday.

Does that work?
Of course, now.

God, you stink like
a thousand ashtrays.

Yeah, well, fire tends
to-to have that effect.

(sighs)
God, Sharon, you know,

I-I imagined you'd be
a little more sympathetic.

You know, something like,
"Oh, my God, Gilby!"

Or, "Are you all right?
Your apartment burned down?"

I don't know. Throw your arms
around me or somethin'.

Uh, why do you keep
bringing boxes?

You can't stay here.

What? What the hell are you
talking about, Sharon?

You're my girlfriend.

Well... I was.

What the hell
does that mean?

Well, we broke up.

We-- W-what?
When?

I was gonna
tell you tomorrow.

You were gonna
tell me tom-- Are--

Did you, like, bang your
head or something?

A-are you-are you-are
you on your--

Is it your period?

Am I-- Oh, wow.

Um, no, Gilby,
I'm not on my period,

but I am seeing
someone else.

Already? I mean, isn't that
a little premature?

I thought we were
breaking up tomorrow.

Well, he's on his way,
and so you need to leave.

I-I have
nowhere to go.

I-I just lost my job,

and then my apartment
burns down,

and n-now you're
gonna dump me?

Right now?
I mean, I--

Can I at least shower before
I begin my life on the street?

No. You can't
take a shower here,

and you're not
gonna be homeless.

Stop piling on like that.

It's bad for
your confidence.

I'm con-I'm confident
that you're insane!

Okay, you know what?

I have made my
feelings very clear.

I am not gonna let you
give me some guilt trip.

Guilt trip? You're dumping me
after I've lost everything.

That's a fact trip.

Okay, this?
Not gonna work.

You're gonna
have to go.

You had to pick today
to become a sociopath?

Great, great.
(door buzzer)

He's here.
Great.

You are my
landlord's cousin,

and you came to
the wrong apartment.

You want me to lie for you?
You nuts?

You are nuts!
Get out of my apartment!

Hey, baby.
Hi. You're early.

I just couldn't wait
any longer to see you.

Mmm.
Come here.

Hi.

Um...
I'm sorry.

I-- This is--
I, uh, didn't realize
you, uh, had company.

I don't, actually.

Hi, I'm Gilby.

Calvin.

Calvin. Hi, Calvin.
Did--

Sharon, did you not
tell your friend about me?

No, no, I don't think so.
Did you tell me about Gilby?

No, why would I?
Well, we're--

I'm Sharon's brother.

Oh!
Yeah.

Great to meet you, man.
Yeah, hey.

Why didn't you tell me
you had a brother?

I-I don't know.
It must have slipped my mind.

Why didn't you tell him
about your twin bro?

Twins? Ha!
Twins.

(chuckles)

Yeah, you know,
now that you mention it,

you guys do look alike.
You see it.

I see it. Yeah.
I don't think so.

People say that!
No one says that.

It's kind of a thing.
It's not a thing.

Do you guys, like, uh,
read each other's minds?

(laughing)
Sometimes.

Ooh!

(laughing)

No.
No, no.

But we are closer
than you can imagine.

Oh, I'm sure.
You know what?
That's completely true

because we share
the same taste in men.

(Calvin)
So, you're, uh--
Is, uh, is that right?

(Sharon)
Gay as the day is long.

Loves penis.
Okay.

Loves penis, this one.
Okay.

Hey, what's with all the-the
boxes going around here?

Are you, uh, redecorating
your place or something?

Yes, yes, exactly.

You know, us gays
just love to redecorate.

Looks good.
When we're not loving
penis so much.

Which you do.
Mm-hmm.

All the time.

Yeah, we're loving
hanging new drapes.

(laughing)

I know. I know.
This guy is funny.

This guy, this-this guy,

you-you picked
a real winner.

God, you guys are
getting along so well.

I hate to break it up,

but Gilby is late for
his date with a man.

So, you should go.
Oh, you know what?

I-I didn't tell you.
I changed those plans.

'Cause I was just
feeling a little tired,

so I just wanna
kick back and relax.

I'm just gonna stay here.
(Sharon)
Here? Alone?

I don't think so.
No, not by yourself.

Then it's cool if I
tag along with you two?

No!

No.

No, but you
should stay here.
So, just stay.

Whatever you want, sis.
Just stay? Okay.

You know what?
I'm gonna get my jacket...

for our date.
Yeah, all right, then.

So, you can...

Stay.
Stay here.

Stay here.
I guess.

Hey, a little advice
about my sister.
Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Yeah, so, no matter
how aggressive she gets,

just play hard to get.

Don't fall for it.
It's all a test.

Like, don't even kiss her.
She'll love it.

She'll go nuts.
Yeah, yeah.

Okay, thanks.
Thanks for the tip.
No problem. Yeah.

(Sharon)
Gilby!
Help a guy out. Yeah?

(Sharon)
Think you could come help me
pick out a jacket, bro?

You know it, sister.

Okay. Don't do anything.
Nothin'. Okay, cool.

I want you outta here
by the time I'm back.

You don't mean that.
Yes, I do.

I want you and
your stinking boxes

out of my apartment because
we're finished, Gilby.

Got it?

Huh.

It's--

Hey...

Get the hell
outta my bedroom.

♪

I have a huge
surprise for you.

You do?
I have a huge surprise.
No, wait, you go first.

Can I?
I can-I can go first.
Yes, go, go.

I think I finally
found something

we're both gonna love.

I'm all ears.

I don't think
you're ready for this.

I-I may need a sip of water.
All right.

A tantric retreat.

Hmm!
Right?

Right?
Right.

Um, like the thing--
Uh, that's a group thing,

though, right?

Mmm, it's a sex thing.

Well, um--
I mean, come on.

It's a lot of sex with me.
Or-- No, with me.

(laughs)
Um...

Come on.
It's gonna--

It'll help our sex life.

That part I'm in on.

If it's the sex with you
and me helping the-the--

Our sex life thing,
then yes.

Really?
I'm in.

You're not gonna
take it back?

You're really in?
I'm totally in.

Babe!
Put it in the books.
We're going.

Do you realize
how happy I am?

That makes me so happy.
Cheers.
Okay. Cheers.

(glasses clink)

It's not a competition
of surprises,

but if it were,
mine would win.

Okay.
All right, I'm ready.
Are you ready? Yeah.

How would you like to spend
three weeks in Paris?

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

Paris? Yes, please!
Yes, yes.

Are you kidding me? When?
Only a-only a lunatic
would say, "no."

We leave on the 15th.

Okay.

All right, but the
retreat is on the 18th.

So, do you-- Can we--
Oh, grr, what do I do?

Do I roll around in the
grass with crazy people,

or do I go to Paris?
Grr.

We can push it back
a little bit, right?

No, no, I can't, I can't.
I got work in Paris.

I gotta be there
for the 15th.

Oh, right, okay.

This is a business trip.
Well, no, I-I--

Was that your surprise?

Do you not remember
what happened last time?

I was by myself
the whole time. You...

I never even saw you.
You were at the museum.
Took all those great pictures.

We had a great time.
Oh, which was wonderful.

It's always about
work with you.

I'm--
(sighs)

Work comes before me,
before us,

before everything
in your life.

Fine. Don't go.

Can we get
the check, miss?

Yeah, we're gonna
take this to go.

Really?

You win.

Great.

Do you wanna come in?

Mmm.

What's wrong?

I don't know.
I just wanna take it slow.

Come on.
You know you wanna come in.

No, what about
your brother?

Who?

Oh, Gilby?
No.

He's long gone.
It's just you and me.

Fish sticks?

Hey, hey.

(chuckles)
Well, that was--

Yeah.

(laughing)
I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay.
Okay.

Does he not like
fish sticks?
Get in the kitchen.

Why the hell are
you still here?

Okay, you know,
I gave it a lot of thought,

and I decided that
I forgive you.

Oh, you forgive me.

Yes, I just wanted
to let you know,

so that you don't
torture yourself.

By the way, where is
the tartar sauce?

How-how do you not
understand this?

It's over.
We're great together!

Okay, we have some problems,
but so does everyone.

We are not great together.

So, you never loved me?
Gilby, come on.

I was in love with you.
But, you're so immature.

And I am evolving,
and you're not even trying!
Okay, okay, so,

th-th-this is all because
I don't have a career

you approve of, right?
Okay, all right.

Well, 'A', I don't have
that career anymore,

and 'B', how shallow
can you be?

Just keep
telling yourself that

if that's what
makes you feel good.
I will.

Okay, great, but this whole
idea that work is somehow

the root of all evil
is an excuse for you

to not ever do anything
with your life.

What?
Oh, and this guy--

This what's-his-face,
Melvin--
Calvin! Calvin!

Whatever! You're gonna tell
me he's emotionally mature?

Yes, actually. He is
in touch with his emotions,

and his career,
and his sexuality.

Whoa, whoa!

What do you mean,
his sexuality?

Calvin's openly bi.

You could never be
that open.

Finally, something
we both agree on.

Great.

Don't touch those!
Oh, they're my sticks!

They--
I'll touch them!

What happened?

I'm having some work
done on my apartment.

Well, what about a hotel?

You don't want me here?

Jeez, Mom, I never
ask you for anything.

I thought you'd be a lot more
comfortable in a hotel.

Don't you think I would've
stayed in a hotel,

if I wanted to?

Goddamn it.
I'm happy here, all right?

Do you have to smoke?
I don't mind
you staying here,

but don't cramp my style.

I'm just showing a little
concern for your health.

Well, something's
gotta kill ya.

Hopefully, not cancer.

They don't really know
about that for sure.

Actually, they do.
It's scientifically proven

that cigarettes
are linked to cancer.

Have you watched the news
in the last few decades?

I don't like the news.
It's depressing.

I still don't understand why
you wanna stay here anyway.

Is it so crazy for me to
wanna stay with my own mom?

Let's face it.
Considering how much you smoke,

how many years
do you have left?

This could be our
last chance to bond.

Whatever.

Don't wait up for me.

♪

♪ ... out of control

Didn't you just love
Josh's iPod yoga?

Yeah, actually,
it was really great.

It's so cool to
listen to your own mix,

instead of having one
imposed on you, you know?

It's such a metaphor
for finding your own joy,

and listening to
your own sound.

I mean, everyone has
their own path in life,

so shouldn't you be able to
listen to your own soundtrack?

It's so obvious.
(Ann)
I heard, next week,

we're all gonna swap iPods.

Wow, that's so--
So beautiful.

And revealing to listen
to someone else's mix.

Wow.

Here we are.
Thank you.

Namaste.
Namaste.

Namaste.

I'm-I'm sorry,
but I ordered, um, the taco.

That is the taco.

No, no.

O-okay, all right.

It's just...

it's just a leaf of lettuce
and some nuts.

Exactly.

Oh.

She's new.
(waitress)
How about our special,

the pastel Frito
kelp noodles?

I'm good.
Thank you.

Here, have some
of my linguine.

Oh, is that what that is?
Mm-hmm.

It's cabbage,
but you'd never know.

Oh, I'm pretty
sure I'd know.

Oh, eyelash.

Oh, make a wish.

What'd you wish for?
Don't tell me.

Okay, tell me.

Wow, what you guys
have is so great.

It's really nice.
I mean, how do you do it?

Well, we don't do anything.
That's the trick.

We just let it happen to us.

We just ride it
like a wave,

and try not to
control our love.

That's beautiful.
Yeah.

Thank you.

Aww, that's so sweet.

You were here
to witness that.

Congratulations.

(Rachel chuckles)

That's good for you.
Yeah.
Mmm.

(Gilby)
Sharon wasn't right for me.

You know, it was
time to move on.

You always said
she was the one.

Well, she was
one of the ones.

Yeah, but now I need
another one, or no one...

a new one.

So, you ended it with her?

She was devastated.
Oh, it's gotta be tough.

Just crying,
and just-just begging,

and just it was a mess,

but she loves me,
and, you know?

You're a terrible
liar, Gilby.
It was mutual.

You know, we talked.
I mean, we're adults.

We decided the best
thing for both of us,

right now, in our lives,
was to just take some time.

So what actually happened?
She left me

for this
super sensitive,

ridiculous, bisexual,
Australian,

artist, rock star
lookin' type.

Like a robot designed
to rip your heart out.

Every time you mentioned her,
you were always complaining.

So, I think this
could be for the best.

You know, that's love.

W-- That.
That is love.

When you think you
can't stand someone.

When all you do
is complain,

All you can think about
is what you'd change,

when you want to kill them.

That's love.

Listen, I'm no expert, but
that is definitely not love.

Listen, I'm goin' to
a fun party this weekend,

and I think it would be a
great idea for you to join.

Fun?

Fun is supposed
to cheer me up?

Come on, man, you'll meet
some other people.

You get Sharon
off your mind.

It'll be great.
Hold this, will ya?

I can't-- Oh.

♪

So, Gilby,
what brings you to ITI?

Uh, I need a job.

(chuckles)

So, you've had
IT experience?

Oh, yes, definitely.

And?
And...

(clears throat)
I was-- Yes.

And, um,
I'm tha-I'm thankful.

Uh, it-it's helped me
immeasurably, you know?

I-I can't thank
"it" enough.

I-T.

Oh, you're joking.

Yes. I'm sorry.
I'm very nervous.

Oh, no, because
I love to laugh.

I really do.
Oh, great!
Me, too.

I'll guess I'll
just have to wait.

Uh... you went
to Harvard.

(clears throat)
Yes, I did.

Yes.

I did, too.
You did?

Mm-hmm.
Ah, get outta here.

What are the chances?

Was Dr. Reynolds still there,
when you were?

Dr. Reynolds?
Yeah, Dr. Reynolds.

Yes.
Renny?

You know, I had
so many great teachers
when I was there,

but Dr. Reynolds,
he was the best.

He was the best.

He was a she.

Yes, he-she was.

And she believed that
there was a-a stronger

he inside of her,

and through the miracles
of modern science,

she was able to
realize himself.

And he is, I think,
much happier than she was,

and some say
a better teacher.

And, you know, I think,
uh, you know,

they made the
right decision

that was best
for her and him.

And, uh, we still talk.

She died at the cemetery,
you know?

I-I speak to him and her.
Or, it's a moot point now.

Mostly me, and I believe,
you know, she and they listen.

Mostly, you know,
pansexual poetry, you know?

She was cremated.
Right.

And I feel so fortunate
and honored that I was,

you know, selected as
one of the few students

to receive a small
parcel of ash,

which I-I divided
into little thimbles

that I occasionally spread
in fields and playgrounds.

That's interesting.

And the ashes must have
blown across the Hudson

because that's where
I spread them myself.

That was you?
God, what a beautiful day.

I think we're done here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Listen, listen, Jane.

Please, call me
Ms. Harris.

Ms. Harris.
Excuse me.

Um, look,
I didn't go to Harvard.

You figured that out.

And it sounds like
this Reynolds character

was pretty messed up.
She was my sister.

Your parents
must be so proud.

Now, just give
me a chance.

My girlfriend
dumped me,

and then my apartment
burned down.

I don't have the skills
you want or need.

I don't even really know
what you do here.

But, if-if you just think
outside the box, um--

We're done here. You haven't
been honest about anything.

Uh-uh, my apartment
burned down,

and my girlfriend
dumped me.

Well, it was-it was mutual.

I'm sorry, Shelby.
Okay, um, all right.

Can I just take this,

because I think it's
the only one I-I have?

It is the only one I have.
Yes.

Okay. You think anyone else
would be interested?

Goodbye, Shelby.
Right. It's Gilby.

Get out.
Okay.

I'm sorry for your loss.

♪ I'm on my way up
on my way up... ♪

(sniffing)

Do you smell
something burnin'?

Oh, that's my jacket.

Sorry, I should've
gotten it dry cleaned.

When did you
get this car?

It's a company car, man.
I got a promotion.

They gave you a car? God.

Yeah, man, well, I got
a lot of stops to make.

I don't get it.

You don't actually
sell anything.

You just get doctors to
prescribe your drugs.

I mean, how hard
could that be?

I think even I could
sell pharmaceuticals.

Well, I don't think
you'd really like it.

How would you know?

Because when I brought it up,
two years ago, you said,

"I would never be a soulless
corporate drug dealer."

I said that?

Yeah.
Sorry.

(chuckles)
Look, man,
I gotta be honest.

I-I kind of agree
with Sharon.

You know, your whole...
"I'm not gonna have a career,

so I can really
live my life" bit,

that's not really
working out.

You like my impression
of you, by the way?
Yeah, it was great.

You shouldn't be afraid
to put yourself out there
every now and then.

The truth is, people
believe what you project.

So, if you present
yourself as a winner,

people are gonna say,
"Now, there's a winner."

Okay, so, if I buy
fake gold medals

and start wearing tracksuits,
things are gonna look up?

Yeah, I think that's-I think
that's a good look for ya.

But, seriously, you fake it
'til you make it.

You know, you really
wanna turn things around,

you should
follow my advice.

Look, how much more
do you have to lose?

You're right.

I, uh, I wanna
make a change.

Good.

No, I need to
make a change.
Yes.

I kinda hit
rock bottom.

Apartment, job,
girlfriend gone.

Living with my mom.

Any lower, then I'd have
to do something drastic,

like throw myself in
front of a Bentley, or--

Have you looked
into that?

I don't even-I don't
even live in an area

where Bentleys drive.

I, you know, I gotta
start with, like, a Volvo.

Volvo's much more your...
Volvo, yeah.

(laughing)
Where are we going?

Seriously, this party
better be worth it.

What kinda hip club is
in the middle of nowhere?

So, about that, um--

Hey, hey!
Little Kevvy!

Look who it is.
You got so big!

Give your auntie a kiss.

(laughing)

That's great. Hey!

Oh, who is your
little friend?

Uh, I'm Gilby.

Nibley?

No, Gilby.

Don't just stand there.
Come in. Join the party.

Here, I'll take your coat.
Thank you.

You look so lovely.
Oh, you're such a charmer.

(laughing)

I smell somethin' burning.
I hope it's not my ham.

You ready for this?

What the hell is this?

It's my grandparents'
anniversary party.

This is
an old farts party.
Yeah, I know.

I, uh, couldn't
imagine anything worse,

which is why I
didn't come alone.

Appreciate you
being here.

Grab a glass of wine,
or five.

Do somethin' about that.

(Gertrude)
Kevin! How are ya?

Gertrude,
you son of a gun!

You gotta be
kidding me!

Oh.

(piano playing)

(collective chatter)

♪

Yeah, I know, right?

Hey.

Uh, red wine, please.
Yeah, thank you.

(sighs)
Don't you just
hate these things?

Excuse me?

I mean, it's all so fake.

Everyone pretending to be part
of this big, happy family,

then they won't see each other
again until the funeral.

Let me guess.

Life coach?
(chuckles)
No.

I, uh, I actually
run my own company.

Really?
What kinda company?

Uh, computers.

Hmm. Didn't peg you
for the corporate type.

Oh, no, no, I'm not.

Yeah, no, it was, uh, it was
more of a creative thing.

Design, or--
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, exactly like that.

Oh.
Yeah, do you know
somethin' about that?

Yeah, I--
More than I'd like.

I hear ya.

That's why I sold it.

Just, you know,
wasn't for me.

You know, I had so much
success so early,

that I didn't
really know

what I actually was
passionate about, you know?

Good for you.
Yeah, knowing yourself
is its own kinda luxury.

So, yeah, I'm just
taking some time.

Finding myself,
spiritually.

Well, I can
relate to that.

(glasses clink)

(collective)
Aww.

(Gilby)
Aww, that's so cute.

(Rachel)
Yeah.

(Gilby)
I bet she's nagged
the life out of him.

Wow!
Yeah, yeah.

I hear he's only 36.

Really?
Yeah.

So, let me guess.

They're, uh,
friends of yours.

Uh, drinking buddies?
You did time together?

No, no, I got it.
Uh, swinging partners.

Almost.

They're my grandparents.

(applause)

(indistinct chatter)

Hey, can I get a,
uh, glass of white?

Coming right up.

Did you meet my
sister, Rachel?

Why didn't you tell me
you had a sister?

I don't know.
It never came up.

Well, how-how have I
never seen her before?

Why is she never around?

I don't see her
around that much.

I don't know. Our circles
don't really overlap.

Thanks.
Dude, you gotta
hook it up.

What are you, nuts?
You're the Grinch
that stole Christmas.

What? Come on.
What's the problem?

I'm practically family now.

That's right, Nibley.

Here's the problem.
You see that guy over there.

Smart guy, successful,
handsome, great posture?

Yeah, and?
That's my brother-in-law.

(laughing)
How many sisters
do you have?

I have one sister, Gilby.
He's married to her.

Why does everything in my life
turn out to be a disappointment?

Come on, man.
It's train wrecks like you

that make us feel good
about ourselves.

I'm kidding.

I'm kinda kidding.

Right before I was
to walk down the aisle,

my little ol'
great-grandmother

pulls me aside and tells me,
"Ria, you need to know...

"a man's nature is
a burden on a woman."

(laughter)

"Now, go get married."

Oh, it's true, though.
That's good.

So, Eric, how's everything
goin' at the office?

Great, yeah.
It's good?

And you guys are doin' similar
as you had done before,

except this is
now your company.

Yeah. Digital design, branding,
interactive campaigns.

That kinda thing.
It's goin' well?

Doin' great. We're expanding.
I've got this exciting, uh...

(sighs)
little gig in Paris,

and I need to find someone
to look after things
while I'm gone.

Well, you were talking
about your design company

that you used to own.

I mean, maybe he
could help you out.

I'm sorry.
You said what?

Oh, right, earlier.
Yeah, we were talk--

I was telling
Rachel about, um,

my, uh, uh,
design company.

I ran a company,
and sold it years ago.

(Eric)
Really?
I find this fascinating.

I'm fascinated.
What kinda work
did you guys do?

Uh, i-it was the
same kinda thing.

Design, branding, uh,
interactive campaigning.

Yeah.
Wow! That's great.

We don't-we don't have
to talk shop, by the way,

if you don't
want to because--

I don't mind.
I don't mind.

Fantastic. This Paris thing,
it just popped up,

and I've been worried that
I wasn't gonna find someone
to cover for me.

Is that something that
you'd be interested in, or--

Um, I'm certainly not
on the cutting edge,

like I used to be, um,

but I'm always curious to
see what the kids are up to.

Look, I don't wanna
monopolize the conversation.

No, no, it's fine.
It's--

Uh, but why don't you
come by on Monday,

and we can-we can,
uh, talk there?

Uh, great, yeah.
Let's do it, Monday.

Great.

(Rachel)
Great.

(Kevin)
Great.

Great.

(indistinct chatter)

Hey.
Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

So, I guess I might have to
put my spiritual quest on hold,

in order to help out
your husband.

Yeah, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have
said anything.

I don't know why I did.
It's fine.
I'm kidding.

It's totally fine.
I probably deserve it
for earlier.

(chuckles)
Yeah.

Do you need help here?
There's a lotta dishes.

No, no, I got it.
I'm good. Thank you.

You know, I can't believe
it's taken so long,

but they're finally bringing
competitive dish curling
into the Olympics.

You should look into it.
Oh, you should see
me carry garbage.

Oh, please, garbage is one
of my greatest weaknesses.

Oh, really?
Yes.

You must have to go to
the gym to do all this.

It takes endurance.
No, just yoga sometimes.

Yoga?
Oh, cool, cool.
Yeah.

I'm-I'm totally
into yoga.

Really?
Yeah, I love it.

What kind?

What kind?
Oh, well, of course,
there's multiple kinds.

I, uh, I love it--

Uh, you know, the--
It's weight.

(chuckling)
Weight yoga?

Yeah.
Oh, okay.

Uh, for weight loss?

Uh, well, no, I mean,
it's-it's yoga,

but it's weight-it's
weight lifting.

It's mostly for men,
so you might not have--

But, lifting weights makes
your muscles more stiff...

right?
Yes, no, it--

Yes, exact-- You're right.
Yeah.

You're absolutely right.

You get stiff, and then
you need to do more yoga.

It's sort of a capitalist
approach to the whole thing.
Okay.

You just keep-keep
going to class.

Well, you should-you
should try Rama yoga.

The teachers are-are
really great.

Really?
Yeah.

That's where you go?
Yeah.

The Monday night
class is awesome.

Monday nights?

That's when I have, um,
my Gangnam yoga class,

but maybe I can move
somethin' around.
(laughing)

There's no weights, though.
No weights?

More traditional.
More traditional?

If you can handle it.
More-more like yoga,
you're saying.

More like yoga.
Actual yoga, yeah.
More like real--
Yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah, maybe
I'll check it out.

It sounds like fun.

So, you now run
a successful company?

Uh-huh.
What the hell is that?

I'm projecting
a successful image.

Thank you very much.

All right,
I appreciate the effort.

Not necessarily experimenting
on my family, but--

Oh, come on.
Have a-have a little faith.

I won't ruin the company.

It's only a couple weeks.

Just answer phone calls,
shirk responsibility.

And, by the way,
I-I think you owe me,

having tricked me into going
there in the first place.

That's fair.
That's true.

Seems like
you had a blast.

It's just too bad
you spent all the time
talking to Rachel.

Yeah, I was having a much
better time talking to, uh,

auntie what's-her-face
and uncle scoliosis.

Scoliosis, yeah.
Nicest guy.

♪ Amore

Oh!
Jesus, mom!

God.
Don't be so dramatic.

I didn't even know you
could still do that,

whatever that is.

Well, we're not dead yet.

(Gilby)
Yeah, too bad!

(laughing)

(May moaning, laughing)

I can still hear you!

♪

Uh, excuse me.

I'm looking for
Eric Stone's office.

Thank you.

(Eric)
There's nothing I can
do to make this better.

I got it fair and square,
all right?

Yeah, well, if he'd
wanted to offer more,

then he should've
offered more.

If you have a real
issue with it, y--

No, I didn't say,
"See me in court."

We're do-we're done
with this conversation.

Yeah, bye, Mom.

Um, okay.

Uh, basically...

things are running
pretty smoothly here.

I just-I don't-I don't
need my team tempted

while I'm gone.
Yeah.

Don't get me wrong.
They're-they're hard workers.

I just want it
to stay that way.
Yeah.

It's pretty simple.
I'm looking for a babysitter.

Oh, yeah.
No-no-no, I-I know the drill.

You know, been there.
Paid for that.

(chuckles)
Yeah.

So, um, Kevin tells Rachel
that you guys are pretty close?

Oh, yeah,
ver-very close.

He had some nice things
to say about you.

Yeah? Hey, well,
if they're nice,
they're true.

(chuckles)

So, why'd you sell
your company, Gilby?

The question.
(chuckles)

(clears throat)
Uh, good-good question.

Um, seriously,
it, uh, it was time.

Yeah, okay, good.
So, look, I'm always
looking for good people.

Especially people
I'm told I can trust.

Oh, well, absolutely.

Why don't we give this a shot,
see how it goes.

Yeah, you got it,
boss, yeah.

All right, let me
introduce you to the team.

Brad's an asshole,
but the rest are pretty good.

Guys, everyone, listen up.
This is Gilby Smalls.

He's gonna be overseeing things
for me while I'm gone.

I thought you said that I was
gonna look after the group.

Well, Brad, you really need
to focus on your work.

And don't interrupt when
I'm talking to the group.

You guys won't
even know I'm here.

Just don't make
any mistakes.

Gilby used to run
his own media company,

so don't be afraid to
ask him anything, really.

Uh, what was the name
of that company?

Imagine, Inc.

Imagine, Inc. is
not a media company.

Brad.

Imagining, Inc.

Imagining.

Imagining, uh, Design,
to be exact.

Technically, The Imagining
Design Company.

Yeah, the old IDC,
she was somethin'.

Great. So, even though
I'm not here, I'm here.

All right?
(clears throat)

Let me show you
the game room.

Come on.

Game? Game?

We have a game room?

(Gilby)
Is this yoga?

(woman)
Hi. Shh.

Hi.

(Gilby)
Hey.

Take off your shoes.
(door slams shut)

Oh, my God.
Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

Hi.
(shoe thuds)

Oh.
First time?

No, I've yoga'd before.
I was yoga'ing yesterday.

(instructor)
Okay.

Well, um,
here you go.

I don't need a belt.
It's okay.

Go ahead.

(clattering)

(instructor)
Try to use this disruption
in your meditation.

Watch your thoughts and
see what comes up for you.

Very nice.

Remember to breathe.

Beautiful job.

Nice.

(groans)

Hey, hey-hey-hey,
don't force it.

It's not a competition.
Yeah.

Why don't you just
rest in Child's Pose?

No, thank you.
I-- Thank you.

I appreciate it,
but I can do this.

Well, at least use
the wall for support.

I got it, okay?

Child's Pose.

I got it.

(bones crunching, groans)

(instructor)
Oh, God, are you okay?

Ow!

I got it.

I got it.

Rachel.

Hi.
Oh, hey.

Hey.
I'm-I'm so glad you came.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How's your back?
Oh, it's fine.

Only several
hairline fractures.

Oh, right, right.
You should probably
get a body cast.

Yeah, exact--
Help you out.
You know, straighten you up.

Sure, yeah, exactly.
Minor body cast injury.

Yeah, no major body cast.

(laughing)

Rach, what a great class.

Yeah, wasn't it amazing?

It was. Yeah.

Gilby, this is
Ann and Andy.
Hi, brother.

That was quite
some flop in there.

Don't worry. It happens.
Really?
That's a relief.

I've never seen it,

but I'm sure it's
happened to someone.

Are you going to the
sweat lodge this weekend?

(Rachel)
I don't know.

I'm thinking about it,
you know?

Maybe. You guys wanna
grab a bite to eat?

I'd love to. Yeah.

Oh, no, we can't.
We can't.

We're gonna be late
for Reiki class.

Breaky?
What is that?

It sounds dangerous.

Reiki.
You know, like chakras.

What you just epically
misaligned in there.

Here, let me take a feel.

It's happening.
I'm just gonna
jump right in.

Raw food?
Do you wanna get some?
Anything.

Okay.
Wow.

We're gonna go, so...

(Gilby)
Pleasure was mine.

Yeah.

He's emitting a lot of
heat from down there.

Mm-hmm.

She better watch out.

I think it's actually really
good for our marriage.

You know, when you're
together all the time,

it's so easy to
get stuck in a rut,

but, being apart
makes you appreciate

what you really have.

Wow!

You must really
like wasabi.

What is it they say?

Absence makes the
heart grow fonder.

(coughs)

Are you okay?

I'm fine.
I'm fine.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
I just--

That's so sad.

What's so sad?
I don't know.

I think your story,
but I'm sensitive.

I'm very sensitive.
Oh, wow!

No, I think that's-I think
that's really great,

you know, for a man
to be so in touch

with his core emotion.

I wish Eric was more
like that, you know?

I keep trying to get him
to come to these classes,

but he's just
not interested.

It would help him
become more centered,

and it would help us to connect
on a more spiritual level.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.

I always say, uh,

if you're not
growing together,

you're growing apart.

Exactly!

Like the sweat lodge.

I really wanna go,
but, he will never go.

You know, he's just--
Work is always first.

I'm just tired of it.

You can still go.

Right.

Am I gonna go
by myself? No.

Well, I don't know.
I was thinking about going.

Really?
Yeah.

You would wanna go?
Yeah, why not?

(chuckles)
Yeah, let's go.

Sweat lodge.
It sounds fun.

You think so? Okay.

All right, yeah.
No, I would-I would--

I'd really like that, Gilby.

Oh, my God, look at that.
You really loved your food.

I hate mine, so let me
just give you that.

Uh--

Oh, I don't
even know what--

You just put it all-you
just put it all on there.

Since you like that wasabi,
let me just get that on there.

Thank you.
Yeah.

Come on.

(sighs)

(dial tone)

Mmm.

(line ringing)

(Sharon)
Hello?
Hey.

Hey, it's me.
Uh, look, Gilby,

I don't really have time
to walk, right now.

I-I-I just wanna say,
I've just been thinking,

and you were right.
Okay. You know what?

If this is some sort of a trick
to try to get back together,

I'm--
No, no, it's-it's not.

I should have been
a better partner.

You deserve that, and you
were right to leave me.

Oh, well, thank you.

No, thank you.

(sighs)

Look, I-I just really
want you to be happy.

I really want you
to be happy, too.

Get off the phone!
I'm expecting a call.
I'm, uh--

Is that your mother?
Yeah, yeah.

I'm taking care of her.

She-she broke both her hips
stepping into traffic.

The doctors think
it's dementia.

She-she must be having
another episode.

I-I have to go, okay?

Okay.
Your mom both
broke of her--

Hello?

That's such a weird
relationship.

They make phones
with buttons now.

Did you know?

(May)
I'm aware.

Wow!

It's so beautiful
out here, isn't it?

Yeah.

Hi.

(Rachel)
Hey.
(Gilby)
Hey.

Love the face paint.
Whose idea was that?

Uh, we actually both
did it on our own.

Isn't it amazing?

We're so much on
the same energy field.

We even think the same.

Even, like, psychically,
we're on the same plane.

Totally.

Same plane.
That's great.

You can carry
each other's baggage.

(chuckling)

(Rachel)
That was a good one.

I don't think I get it.

Well, stay warm.

Thanks.

(Gilby clears throat)

Let's gather
some wood, right?

That seems too be
the thing to do.

(Rachel)
We'll see you inside.

That was weird.
Mmm.

Ooh.

Perfect.

[rhythmic tapping]

♪

What's your power
animal, brother?

Sorry, what? I--
Power animal?

It's the animal that guides
you in your dream world.

Mine's a cricket.

Well, that's an insect.

It came to me in a vision.
It's my power animal.

Power insect.

What's your problem,
brother?

(speaking foreign language)

Is there anyone here who's
never done this before?

No-no-no-no,
I did this all the time,

when I was a kid.

Really?
Yeah.

You did?
Yeah.

Helped build it.
Mmm... okay.

Right.

I'm Broken Wing.

I will be your sweat lodge
guide and master.

We will begin by collecting
stones for the fire.

And inside,
I will tell you

that the temperatures will
rise to well over 150 degrees.

Oh.
Inside, I wish you to
sweat out the technology,

sweat out the Facebook,
sweat the Twitter,

the Tumblr,
the Huffington Post, CNN.

Eliminate it
from your body.

If the spirit tells you
to remove your clothing,
then you remove it.

You listen to that spirit,
'cause if you don't do it now,

you never will.

Let's sweat.

(chanting)

(sizzling)

(chanting continues)

(Rachel moans)

I can't breathe.
I know. It's hot.

I can't breathe.

I think I'm suffocating.
I know. It's hot.

No, I think
I'm suffocating.

Oh, God.
Oh, God.

I'm suffocating.

I'm suffocating.

(chanting continues)

I gotta get the hell
outta here.

I gotta get out.
No, hey-hey-hey-hey.

Hey, hey,
this is sacred space.

Now, bow to the mother.

Oh, bowing doesn't
do anything.

You're not bowing.
(Gilby)
I'm bowing.

I'm bowing.

You're a butterfly.
Now, bow.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Now, bow.

I gotta get the hell
outta here.

Chill out.
The fat lady's
blocking the door.

Who are you callin' fat,
you little jerk?

Bow.

Help me.

Get your hands
out of the water!

The door is too heavy.

Ah!

I'll punch you
in your face, man!

(collective shouting)

(screaming)

No. Oh, no.

Oh, my God!

Okay, let's keep going.
Just ignore him.

(Gilby screaming)

(screaming)

That's not even the door.

Rachel, get the car keys!

(Rachel)
Okay.

Ah-ah.

Oh, my God.
That was so embarrassing.

Well, let's get
that sneaker off.

Okay. Couch, couch.

Careful.
All right.

(chuckles)

I know it was nuts.
I know that.

But, I feel like I had
a really clear vision today.

Oh, come on,
you're kidding me.
No, no, I'm serious.

I realize I've been a-I've
been a really lousy sister

to Kevin, and I wanna-I
wanna do something for him.

I mean, maybe I wanna throw
a-a surprise birthday dinner.

I don't know.

Here, let me help.

Well, okay, well,
be-be careful.

Okay, okay.

I mean, did-did you feel
at all transformed?

Transformed?
Yes.

I-I've been completely
transformed into a cripple.

No, I'm serious.

I mean, you can't be exposed
to such powerful experiences

without being affected
a little, right?

Does burned count
as affected?
Are you making fun of me?

You're totally
making fun of me.
I'm-I'm sorry.

I'm sor--
I-I mean, I guess.

It was very intense.

You know, maybe I was
affected without realizing it.

Oh, come on,
your burn's not that bad.

What do you know?

What are you now,
a-a burn specialist?

This place is ridiculous.

Thanks.

Okay, wait.
Is this FDA approved?

Or is this a-a
Broken Wing product?

Okay, that's-- Ah!
Ow-ow-ow!

Oh, oh.
Oh, no, no, no!
Stop, please.

Ow!
Don't be such a baby.

Please, no.
No more! No more!

Didn't your dad tell you never
to cry in front of a girl?

No, actually,
I didn't have a father.

Did he-did he pass away
before you were born?

No-- Oh, no.

No, I-I never
met my father.

I don't know
anything about him.

How could you not know
anything about your father?

Um, well, my mom was still
on her free love trip.

(sighs)

Well, maybe that's it.

I mean, maybe that's
your revelation.

Gilby, you never had a-a
male figure to look up to.

Uh, you probably have
identity issues.

I can't identify
with that.
I'm being serious.

Did you have any
male role model?

I looked up to Han Solo.

I meant someone you knew.

No.

Huh?
Well, there you go.

I mean, maybe you
should look into it.

That's all I'm saying.

Somehow, I don't think
it's that simple.

I-I don't know.

I think everything
happens for a reason.

And maybe-maybe
that's why we met,

so you could have
this revelation.

Trust me.
I've got really good instincts
about this kinda thing.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Well, maybe you're wrong.

Or maybe you just needed to
hear this at the right time,

from the right person.

I'm just saying.

Here, let me-let me
go wash these for you.

You should probably
burn them.

♪

(Gilby)
I was worried.
You said it was important.

Don't overreact.
I just wanted to talk.

Okay, okay, sorry.
Yeah, hi.

Hi. How are you?

I'm good. I'm good.
Come on.

Can you please tell me
what this is about?

I mean, I thought, like,
your mother died or something.

How can you even say that?
You know, I mean, sorry.

Like, maybe your cat.
Gilby.

Okay, no one died.

Just, you know,
levels of concern.

Hi.
Hi.

Hi.

Anyway.
Yeah.

You look good.

Thanks, thanks. You, too.

Heard about your job.
Congratulations.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, well, yeah.
Yes, it's going well.

Seems like you really
have it all together.

Yeah, I wouldn't
go that far, but--

(chuckles)

Um...

(sighs)

I just feel like I was
impatient with you,

or selfish.

That's not true.

I was a real jerk.
Well...

No, I'm just--
I'm just kidding.

I-I-I, um...

I mean, I did
the right thing,

because we were-we just
were really stagnant.

You feel that way, right?

Yeah.
No, I know.

It's, really--
It's fine.

I mean, let's just
forget about it.

You know, what's the point
of digging up the past?

Yeah.

I guess I just wanted
to say I'm sorry, Gilby.

I'm sorry, too.

(chuckles)

I missed you.

I'm glad we
can be friends.

Yeah, yeah, me, too.

You're drinking now?

What?
It's a nightcap.

Can I talk to you
for a minute?

Oh, honey, I don't need
a lecture right now.

No, nothin' like that.

I-I-I just wanna ask
you about some stuff.

What stuff?
Well...

about my father.

Oh, not this, again.

How many times do
I have to tell you?

Do you know how many
guys I slept with?

I have no idea.

How can that be?

Well, it was
a different time then.

There were no DNA tests.

Everybody deserves to
know about their father.

How can I know myself

if-if I don't even
know where I came from?

You came from Brooklyn.
Happy?

That's not good enough.

I-I-I don't understand.

Why-why can't it
be enough for you

that it was and it is
just you and me?

I never thought it
mattered, but now...

I think I need this.

(sighs)

James Lance.

What?
Yeah.

He was an old boyfriend.
He was in the Marines.

He traveled
all over the world.

Now, how's that
for a role model?

This is great.
This is great!

How-how can I get
in touch with him?

Now, why would
you do that?

He doesn't know
anything about you.

This is exactly why
I didn't tell you
in the first place.

Well, I'm sure he
would wanna know.

Just let sleeping
dogs lie.

You asked me,
and I told you.

Now, just promise me,
you'll drop this.

Okay, I promise.

Oh, boy, what a-what a
interesting conversation.

Oh, God.
Thank you.

Don't make such
a big deal about it.

Are you all right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm great.

Good.

♪

(snoring)

(clattering)

(snoring)

Oh, Jeez.

(laughing)
Yeah?

Oh, come on.

Zuck-zucky, stop.

Zucky, sorry.
Wait a sec.

Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuck, look,
Billy can come,

but I don't want
any drinking.

I don't want
any incidents.

And he's not in
the pool this year.

And no Russians.

We'll-we'll
still have fun.

Branson's
gonna be there.

He says we're
gonna get galactic.

Whatever that means.

Okay, I gotta go.
One of my kids walked in.

I know, I know.
Back in the game.

Oh, shut up.
All right.

Sorry about that.

Some-some of the boys do
an annual get together.

This year, we're going
to Larry's Island,

and, well, apparently,
a billion dollars can't
cure addiction, okay?

Anyway, what's up?
Shoot.

I, uh, I was wondering
if you had a second

to help out with
a technical problem.

Always got a sec
for the tech.

(chuckles)

Have you-have you tried
turning off the computer,

waiting 15 seconds?

Oh, yeah, we, uh,
we jiggled the handle, too.

Still won't flush.

(laughing)

Maybe you should take this
a little more seriously.

Well, let's take a look.

I'll see what I can do.

Sure.

Let's do it.

Just gonna use the bathroom.
I'll be right in.

Hey--

(sighs)

(exhales)

♪

(indistinct chatter)

So, uh, Brad, where are
we on that, uh, problem?

Oh, we got it.

You got it?
Problem solved.

Already?
Ah, come on!

I was getting ready
to roll up my sleeves.

Get my hands dirty.

What was it?
What was it--
It was--

There was a little code smell,
but we cleared it right up.

Code smell?
I thought that was me.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Everybody
remember to, you know,

empty your trash
and-and save.

Right? Okay.
Back to work.

Yeah, uh, actually,
uh, Gilby, um,

I tried to look up
your company,

but I couldn't find any
mention of it anywhere.

Which, is strange
for any tech company.

Yeah, not for
the game changers.

(chuckles)
We buried her deep.

Yeah, lawsuits.

Lawsuits?
Yeah.

Oh, well, the whole game
was so different back then.

It was the Wild West.

But it doesn't even apply now,
so boring you.

Not interested.

Actually,
I'm very interested.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Good, good.

I like that about you.
Stay curious, kid.

Between you and me,

I think you're bigger
than this place.

Oh, I don't know.
It's--

Oh, damn it.

(exhales)

(cell phone ringtone)

Hey, Kev.

Well, what's up, man?

Dude, I feel like you've
been blowing me off.

I'm-I'm not blowing you off.
We're talking.

Wait, hold on.
I got another call.

Yeah.

Hey!
(Rachel)
Hey.

Hey, do you wanna go
hear a Tibetan monk
speak tomorrow?

Yes, I love Tibetan monks.
Listen, listen.

You won't believe what
happened last night.

(Rachel)
What? Tell me.
You'll never guess.

Okay, so, tell me.

I found out who
my father is.

Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?

The old bat finally
cracked and told me.

Wow, I don't-I
don't believe it.

Did she just give
you his number?

Oh, come on.
Let's not get crazy.

I had to sneak into
her stuff and find it.

But, yes, yes,
I have the number. Yes.

Well, how do you feel?
God, I don't know.

It's like a hole I didn't
even realize was there

has now been filled.

Seriously.
You have to go see him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know about that.

Come on.
No, no.

You-you have to go.

Well, would you
come with me?

Uh, yeah,
I'm going with you.

What, you think you're
gonna cut me out now?

No, I'm-I'm going.
I'm going.

(chuckles)

Thank you.

You're amazing.

Well, I know.

Okay, I'll talk
to you later.

Oh.

(Kevin)
Gilby?

Gilby? Gilby?

Gil-- Great.

Are you sure
this is it?

Positive.
That's the address.

Well, where did
you find it?

My mom's address book.
Oh.

Yeah, Sergeant
James Lance.

Oh, impressive.
Hmm?

You're an Army brat.
Oh, yeah.

Yes, ma'am.

Or Marines,
actually, yeah.

Whatever happened to
"leave no man behind"?

So, how do you know
he still lives here?

I called.

Wait, you called?
(chuckles)

You called?
Why didn't you tell me?

What'd he say?
What'd he say?

What happened?
Tell me everything.

Okay, okay, okay.
Nothin' happened.

I just called.
His wife answered,
and I asked for him,

and she went to get him,
and then I hung up.

Why did you hang up?

Well, I just had to
verify his whereabouts.

What?
I even spoke with
a little accent,

so they couldn't
trace me.

That doesn't
even make sense.

(speaking with an accent)
Is Mr. James Lance home?

(laughing)

So, what's your plan?
What are you gonna do?

I don't know. I guess
I'm gonna knock on the door.

Maybe we should
buy a gift basket,

or, like,
a bottle of wine.
You used an accent?

That's so ridiculous.

Oh, my God.
Is that him?
Oh, no. You think that's--

Oh, my God.
Do you think that's him?

It seems like the right age.

It's his address.
Let's follow him.

Follow him?
Are you crazy?
We have to follow him.

That's, like, illegal.
What? No!

You can't follow him.
He's a Marine.

He's probably armed.
He's like a deadly weapon.

This could be your dad.

We're doing it.

♪

(Gilby)
Okay, do you know
what you're doing?

(Rachel)
No, I don't.
Just keep us a distance.
Okay, good.

Like, maybe
five car lengths.

Oh, my God.
This is awesome!

I feel like I'm doing
a hit or something.

Have you ever
done this before?

No, I've never
followed someone.

That's creepy.
Okay.

♪

I think he's on to us.
There's no way.

Who knows? My mom said
he was in the Marines,

but who knows
after that?

Maybe the Navy Seal
Special Forces.

Making a right, right.
Okay, I'm going.
I'm going.

I'm just saying-I'm just
saying, don't lose him.
No, I'm not gonna lose him.

Where is he going?
I don't know.

It just seems like
he's goin' in circles.

I don't know
where he's going!

♪ Once in a lifetime

♪ A chance of finding ♪

♪ someone like you ♪

♪ Once in a lifetime...

Are you serious?
Hmm?

Are you serious
with the hood?

Stop it! God.
Go, go.

What are you waiting for?
Just go.

I am not ready yet.
Would you give me a minute?

What do you have
to be ready for?

He's right there.

I need a drink first.
Seriously?

I need a drink first.
This is not gonna
get any easier.

It's just gonna
keep getting harder.

You just gotta do it.
You just gotta do it.

I-I under-I under--
I understand that.

You have to man up.
Would you-would you
give me a minute?

Would you
give me a minute?

Will you have
a drink with me?
I will have
a drink with you.

Just will you have--
I will have one
drink with you.

I will have one drink.
That's it.

We have to have a drink.
We're at a bar.
They'll know.

Then they'll kick us
outta here.
They'll know what?
You're freaking out.

Excuse me?

Two scotch on
the rocks, please.

Yeah, I guess
I'll have the same.

I mean, not,
uh, two more.

I just--
Not four.

Just two scotches,
like she said.

One order of two.
One each.

Uh, a scotch on the rocks
for the lady,

and I'll have a scotch
on the rocks myself,

and that will be it
for us, tonight.

You need to
pull it together.

One drink, and then
you're gonna go.

Fine, one drink.

(both laughing)

It's too much.

Oh, oh.

Oh, God, excuse me.

All right,
let's go somewhere else.

Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Let's go to another bar.

I mean, why not, right?
I know a good spot.

No! No, no, we can't.
What? Why not?

Your dad.
Oh, my God, my dad.

That's why we're here.
Your dad.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, go.

Whoa!
Go.

(Gilby groaning)

Oh, my God,
I just fell over.

Oh, my God,
you totally just fell over.

What happened?
That was so weird.

You just, like,
you just, like, fell.

Oh, God, wow.
What happened to you?

I need to switch to beer.
Wow.

Um, another round?

No, I'm so tipsy.
Tipsy?

No, no more.
No more.
We're wasted.

(laughing)
We are wasted.
I just fell over.

Uh, bartend--
Sorry, ma'am.

I mean, uh,
another round.

Yeah, for me and
all my friends!

Hey, go on, go on.

What?
Just forget I said that.
That was weird.

Okay, go. Weird.

Okay, go, go, go.
We're gonna make a scene.

Go. You have to go.
Wait. w-w-wait.

What are you afraid of?

Maybe he won't like me.

What?

That's crazy.
What's not to like?

I mean... you're funny,

and you're smart,

and you're successful,

and-and you're handsome.

I mean, I don't--
What?

You really think
all of that?

Yeah.

I really do.

♪

Oh!

Okay.

Okay, okay.

Take it off.
Take 'em off.

(clattering)
Oh, shit!
Oh, it's fine.
It's fine.

Come on!

God.

(panting)

(Gilby)
Almost there.

Almost there.

Stay on target.

Stay on target.

Hey.
What the hell
are you doing here?

Are you--

Are you serious?

Jesus.
Will you relax?

Are you crazy?

I mean, are you--
With that?
Are you serious?

No.
Wow!

Don't worry.
I told 'em I needed to drop
something off for Eric.

It's fine.
What-what-what?
What does he need?

Why didn't he
just email me?

I can handle it.
I'm-I'm fine.
Seriously?

I-I've got...
everything set up.

Forget about Eric.
It was just an excuse.

I needed to talk
to you in person.

Oh, God.
Thank God.

I mean, I'm fine here
on my own.

Okay.
Okay.

Last night was
a huge mistake.

Absolutely.

And I need to be
absolutely clear with you

that it cannot
continue in any way.

Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.

I mean, it can
never happen again.

Never, never.
I know.

I know.
Right?

Right. Right.
Right.

Right. Right.
Right.

(whistles)
We're not bad people.

I'm not a ba-- I know
you're not a bad person,

but I'm not a bad person.
We're good people.

That was bad.
That was bad.

That was really bad.

I was outta control and--
We were out of control.

I've never been
so, uh, wildly...

You know, it was wild.
It was-it was--

I never--
...out of control
is my life.

That's not us, right?

That was not me
last night.

That was like
two animals.
No, listen. Wild animals.

Sort of exploded.

It was wrong.
A terrifying
pornographic film.

It was wild.

♪

♪ And everyone
around me shakes their
head in disbelief ♪

♪ And says I'm
too caught up ♪

♪ I'll come back home
without my things ♪

♪ 'Cause the clothes
I wore out there ♪

♪ I will not wear
around you ♪

♪ And they'll be quick to
point out our shortcomings ♪

♪ And how the experts
all have had their doubts ♪

♪ Ain't it like most people
I'm no different ♪

♪ We love to talk on things
we don't know about ♪

♪ Ain't it like most people
I'm no different ♪

♪ We love to talk on things
we don't know about ♪

I think you should
go talk to your dad.

Oh... I feel ridiculous.

What am I gonna say?

I don't know.
Don't think about it.

Just-just let it happen.

I don't know.

Knowing me, I'll just,
you know, mess it all up,

and I'll-I'll blurt it
out at the wrong time.

Well, you'll know
when the time is right.

I love you.

Don't say that.
I do. Why not?

No, don't-no,
don't say that.
I--

I know this can work.

No, I-I love my life,
my-my home.

Yeah, you didn't
say your husband.

We talked about this.

I-I told you that the
only way I could continue

was if we were done by
the time Eric got home.

You told me
you understood.

Right? I mean,
you said it yourself,

that we could treat
this like a vacation

from our boring lives.

I know what I said,

but I don't know
how to stop now.

I didn't think I was
gonna feel this way.

Well, me neither.
I mean, I--

I'm married.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

(sighs)

You're still coming
tomorrow, right?

What's tomorrow?

The surprise birthday dinner
that I'm throwing for Kevin.

Did you forget?
I-- Are you crazy?

I can't come
to your house.

I can't see Eric.
I-I can't.
Are you-- No, no.

You have to come.
It's done.

You're coming, right?

I don't-I don't know any
of Kevin's other friends.

You're the only one
I invited.

I'm--

Okay, okay.
Okay?

Okay, I'll come if you
promise me one thing.

Okay, what?
I know we can work.

Please, just think about it.
Just think about it, okay?

Please?

♪

Okay.
Okay?

Okay.

♪

God, it's just-it's
just so good to hear.

Old May, she's still
doin' well?

Yeah, she's doin' well.

I-- Hey, listen.

Look, thanks for
meeting with me.

I, uh-- The reason
I called was, um...

(sighs)
All right, here it goes.

I'm your son.

What?

Yeah, yeah.
I'm-I'm-I'm your son.

And you're sure?
Yeah, yeah, I'm--

She just told me.

Oh, oh, Jeez.
That's heavy stuff.

I know. I--
That's heavy stuff.

I'm not a kid.
That's heavy stuff.

I know, I know, I know.

I mean, I-I-I don't know
what to do, you know?

I don't-I don't know
what we should do now.

Give your old man a hug.
Come here.

Come here.
Come here.

You're my boy, then you'll be
my boy from this moment on.

Give us another round here,
me and my son, right here.

Go ahead.

Oh, thank-thank you.
Thank you. I was--

[chuckles]
God, you're so cool.

Thank you... Dad.

Dad.
Oh, Jesus, Dad.

Nobody ever called me
that in my life.

I never was a dad.

You know what's
really unbelievable?
What?

For a kid in his 40's,
you're so beautiful.

Come on.
You gotta be great.

You got her genes.
No, uh, not-not 40's.

I'm-I'm 31.
(chuckles)

No, but it can't be, buddy.
It can't be.

I haven't been with May
in over 40 years.

Well, you must be
remembering wrong, because--

No, no, kid,
they-they sent me to war.

I got shipped out
to Vietnam in 1969.

I mean, May and I were-were
well over by then.

Well over.
The timing is wrong.

I'm not your dad.
Give me the drink anyway.

Give me the drink anyway.
Don't worry about it.

Come on. Jesus.
Come on, have your drink.

Come on.
Have your drink.

Thank you.
I'm sorry.

It's over.

(speaking foreign language)

All right.

I can't believe you!

Do you know how much money this
is gonna cost me in therapy?

You said it would help you
if you had a father,

so I gave you a father.

Can't you hear
how crazy that is?

It-it's like
the Dumbo story.
What?

What the hell is
the Dumbo story?

The crows gave him a magic
feather, so he could fly,

but he didn't
really need it.

He could fly by himself,

but he didn't have
the confidence.

What are you
talking about?

Didn't I take you
to see "Dumbo,"
when you were little?

No!
Oh, what about
"The Wizard of Oz"?

No!
Oh, would you like
to see them now?

No! I don't wanna
watch them now!

How could you
be so dishonest?

I never claimed that
I was above lying.

♪

Hey, guys, morning.
Morning. Good morning.

Hey, Brad, where's
that memo I asked for?

I'm just kidding.
No memo.

Last day humor.
See ya.

(Eric)
Can you hang on a second?
Let me just finish this.

Okay, it's fine.
Just don't be late, please.

I'm not gonna be late.
Hang on just two seconds.

I'm gonna go run the errands.

Then I will go pick
everything up and--

Hey.
There's the man.

Gilby, hang on.
Let me just send this.

Uh, okay, I can help,
literally--

Hang on a second.
(woman, on phone intercom)
Gary, on two.

Can you please hold him?
I wanna talk to him.

I've been trying
to reach him all day.

I'm gonna go.

I might be able
to help you
in 15 minutes.

Just call me then.
It's fine.

I'll see both of you,
um, later.

Yeah.
Bye. Au revoir.

You want me
to help with her?

Could you help her
with the groceries?

It will take ten minutes,
then come back, and
I want a full recap.

Sure, yeah. See ya.
Good to see ya.
Okay, okay, Gilby.

Okay, put him on.

Hey.

(elevator dings)

What are you doing?
I told Eric I'd help you.

Hi. Excuse me. Hi.

What?

When? When?
I can't do this right now.

I don't know.
Gilby.

Hey, man.

How are you?
Hey.

Wow, look at you.

You're lookin'
bloody fantastic.

(chuckles)

How are--
This is Rachel.

Hey. Hey.
Oh, hi.

Uh, what was your name?

Sorry. Calvin.
Calvin.

Calvin. Calvin.
Did I not say that?

So, how do you guys
know each other?

I'm dating Gilby's
sister, Sharon.

Oh, I didn't-I didn't
know you had a sister.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?

You guys should come to
my dinner party tonight.
No!

No?
No, I'm sure they can't.

I'm sure you have plans.
No, we're totally free.

We really are. Yes.
You're kidding.

That's great!
That is great.

It's actually Gilby's
best friend's--

My brother's birthday.
Okay.

Does Kevin know
your sister?
My what?

Uh, I mean, Sharon, yes.
Yeah, Kevin knows Sharon.

Well, this is great.
That's great.

Okay, so, I'm thinking,
um, eightish.

Is that-- Does that work?
No, that works.

Perfect.
Well, or-or don't.

You know, 8.
I'm sorry.

She's usually not
such a fascist.

I'm sorry.
(laughing)

Come by at 8.

At 8:30, the trains
leave, you know?

Settle down.
Come on.

It's gonna be fine.
I don't know.

It sounds like lots
of fun, actually.
I don't know.

Hey, buddy, it was great
bumping into you guys.

Really,
you're lookin' great.

To think I was just about
to walk right past ya.

Imagine that.

No, imagine if that
had happened instead.

I don't know.
What would have happened?

Eight p.m.
You're all set, yeah.

Eight p.m. is fine.
Great.

So, I'll see you tonight.
Wonderful.

Unless you
can't make it.

In which case,
don't worry about it.

It's not a big deal
if you have to cancel.

Essentially, forget it.
Hey, Gilby,
I think he's got it.

I--
He's got it.

Okay.
Okay.

So, I'll see you
tonight, guys.

Okay, great.
Thank you, by the way.

Oh, no worries.
Nice to meet you.
Or maybe not.

If-if somethin'
else comes up.

I'll see you tonight.
I'm gonna see you tonight,
as well, okay?

Wait, wait.
Rachel!
Tonight!

Oh, shit.

♪

Hey, Eric.

Hey, Brad.
Uh, can I talk to
you for a minute?

Not a good time.
I'm already late.

It's real important.
Brad, please,
can this wait?

Actually, Eric, we should
talk about it right now.

(clock chiming)

(Rachel)
I don't-I don't know
where Eric is.

I'm sure he'll be here
any minute.

I don't know
what's keeping him.

So, how about,
in the meantime,

we listen to some
music or something?
Music.

Yeah? Good one?
That's a great idea.

(Calvin)
You wanna show me?

Sharon, I was--
The other day--

I'm gonna--

No, I'm gonna-- Yeah.

(clears throat)

(sniffs)

Hey-hey-hey, have-have
you thought about--

No.
No, no, you haven't?

We're not doing this.

What is goin' on here?

I'm trying to crack
a vault or something.

What is going on here?

Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?

Yeah, hey.
You're avoiding me, man.
I can tell.

What's goin' on?
What are you
talking about?

I'm here at your-your
birthday party.

Kicking and screaming,
you came here.

You don't wanna call me.
You don't return--

Hey, guys! Can I talk
to you for a second?

I was actually
talking to him--
Just a second, though.

Who's helping Melvin?
You should come with me.

Okay, okay.
Here you go.
Thank you.

Sharon, I--
Come on.

Can I help with this?
Turn the music on.

Music-- I don't know
how to work the god--

Rachel, do you
know how to--
Kevin, not now!

Whatever happened to
"Happy Birthday" and a smile?

These all-in-one
remotes never work.

I have no idea
what is going on.

You think anyone else
is gonna join us here?

God, I hope not.

Isn't this place
really great?

Hey, who is she?
Are you with her?

What? What? Rachel?
Are you kidding?

She is my boss' wife,
for God sakes.

What does that have
to do with anything?

Well... Oh, hey, hey!

Do you know how to
work this thing?
Eric's here! Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, my God!

That's for sleeping
with my wife!
Calm down.

What?
Are you crazy, Eric?
Calm down!

I know everything, Rachel.
Don't deny it!

What are you
talking about?
How could you?

You all need to
just calm down.

This is one big
misunderstanding.

Look, it's impossible for
Gilby to sleep with your wife.

Yes.
And why is that?

Because Gilby is gay.

(Rachel)
What?
(Kevin)
What?

(Calvin)
Yeah.

You're gay?
Yeah.

Okay.
Oh, Jesus.

Guys... I am gay.

I'm gay.
So, we're gay.

No, I'm not gay!

All right, I admit it,
Rachel and I were together.

What?
You were cheating on me?
You asshole!

What are you doing?
(Calvin)
Excuse me, what?

You're sleeping
with your brother?

Oh, my God, you are sick!
(Calvin)
What is wrong with you?

What kind of
degenerate are you?

No, no.
That's sick.
That's bad.

No, no.

She's not my sister!

Then who is she?

I am Gilby's girlfriend.

What?
Kind of.

Ex! Ex-girlfriend!
What the hell is goin' on?

Why don't you tell Rachel
about your company, Gilby?

What are you
talking about?
He never had a company.

Brad ran a background search
on this creep.

He's a complete
scam artist.

It sounds worse
than it is.

So, you lied to me
about everything.

No, I was never more
honest in my life

than when I was lying
about all that stuff.

Gilby, You know what?
I need you to get out.

I wasn't lying
when I said I loved you.

Would everybody
stop hitting me?

Oh, my!

Everyone get the hell
out of my house. Now!

(Gilby groans)

I have just one question.

If you press the
auxiliary 2 button,

is that the video monitor,
or the--

Get out!

Ow.

(groans)

Well, you must just be
so proud of yourself.

Oh, give it
a rest, Sharon.

I started seeing her
after you broke up with me.

Did you, really?
Yeah.

Do you really
love her?

I'm standing
right here, guys.

Do you mind?
Oh, really?
Is that where you are?

Hey, in fairness to
long hair McCat here,

he's the only one who hasn't
been full of shit all night.

My birthday night.

Thanks.

Happy birthday.
(elevator dings)

Oh, happy birthday,
Oh, that's so nice.

I honestly wish
you'd never been born.

I've never had a worse time.

Hey, do you?
What?

Do you love her?
Why?

Why d-why do you care?
What does it matter?

She obviously hates me.

Sharon, can we just go?

Just you go.
Just-just go home, okay?

I just need to talk
to him for a minute.

(Calvin)
You know what? Fine!

♪

Do you love her?
What about Calvin?

You love him?
No.

Well, what do you expect?
You screwed me over, Sharon.

I'm sorry.
Oh, come on.

Come on.
Gilby, I'm sorry.

Come on, stop.

Come on.

(sighs)

(Sharon crying)
Come on. Don't cry.

What was the word you used?
"Seeking?"

Yeah, that's why you needed
the gurus and the yogis.

That's why we spent
all that money,

because they
needed to help you

on your path to-to
spiritual enlightenment.

And yet, you're completely
morally bankrupt.

I'm not--
I haven't finished yet!

What happened to your
quest for the truth?

I'm not happy!

Eric, I'm not happy,

and I haven't been
for a very long time.

How can you not be happy?
I've given you everything,

and you're still
not satisfied!

That's exactly it,
right there,
what you just said.

It was never about
any of this, okay?

Listen, I am not trying
to make any excuses

because I know
I screwed up.

And I never intentionally
meant to hurt you.

Well, you got
what you needed...

permanent change.

(door slams shut)

(sighs)
My God.

♪

(Gilby)
Everything's great.

I mean, I finally
understand what it means

to be in a-in a real
relationship, now.

And we moved in together,
and th-that's great.

Uh, I got a great job.

Our future looks great.

Hey, Gil, look what
just came in.

What?
Oh, wow, look!

This is so cool.
Look at you!

(Sharon chuckling)

Hey-hey,
I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

Listen, can we
promise to just

never lie to
each other again?

Absolutely.
Yeah?

I promise.

But, if you ever have
a meaningless affair,

I don't wanna
hear about it.

What-what--
That would be lying.

Well, not if I don't ask.

Why? Did you
sleep with Calvin?

Gilby, I already told you.
I didn't do that.

You don't need to ask again.

You wanna know why he
never made a move on you?
Why?

I told him you'd
like him a lot more
if he didn't kiss you.

Yeah, I was like,
"Hey, I know my sister,

"and if you move too fast,
she will dump you."

(both chuckling)

You are so smart.

Yeah.

Sharon was wild in bed.

She was crazed
all the time, really.

Like, she wore me out.

(Kevin)
Oh, God.
So you loved it?

It was fun.

All right,
I shouldn't have asked.

Hey...

you aren't, um,
jealous, are you?

No, I'm-I'm just
surprised she gave you

such a thrill ride.

That's right.
Regular thrill-seeker.

You're forgiven.

Hey, Andy.
Where's Ann?

Please don't remind me.
What do you mean?

Oh, I guess
you didn't hear.

We broke up.
Oh, my God!

You're kidding me.
Yeah.

I always kid about
matters of the heart.

Ann wasn't right for me.

Plus, she slept with
my sister's boyfriend.

So, there's that.
Wow.

Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.

I thought you guys were
so perfect together.

Really?
Did you?

Yeah.

Namaste, asshole.

I just feel so guilty
all the time.

Why can't I stop
thinkin' about Rachel?

I mean, I-I-I have
everything I want.

Everything
really is great.

(sighs)
And that situation
was totally wrong.

I-I mean,
I don't even want her,

or anything like
that, anymore.

It sounds to me
like you need closure.

Have you even spoken
to her since that night?

No.

Maybe that's why you're
still struggling with this.

Why don't you
just call her?

I can't do that.

Why?

(sighs)
Sharon and I are in
a really good place.

We're being totally
honest with each other.

I'm not suggesting
anything salacious here.

A simple conversation
is not a crime.

♪

Hi.

Gilby.

Hey, how are you?

I'm good.
I'm good.

I haven't seen you
around yoga, lately.

Oh, yeah, I don't-I
don't do that anymore.

It was just a-a phase,
I guess.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Yeah, all that
seeking stuff.

Maybe I just had too
much time on my hands.

Actually, maybe all
I needed was a job.

So, what are
you doing here?

Uh, I'm not really sure,
to be honest.

Um, everything
ended so weird.

Rachel...
I'm really sorry.

Oh, come on.

Shit happens, right?

Just forget it.

♪

You don't hate me?

No, I don't hate anybody.

It's a complete
waste of energy.

I know I was
a mess then,

but that time
really changed me.

I mean, y-you really
changed me.

You were a good friend.

Look...

you never
really knew me,

and I had no idea
who you were.

Hey, for what it's worth,
I thought it was special.

I think you're
romanticizing

something that was
never really there.

Wow.

Wow.

I never thought
about it that way,

but I-I guess you're right.

Yeah.

Go home, Gilby.

We can still be friends.

We never really were.

I just don't
know exactly...

(sighs)
I wish I had the words.

I don't know what to say.

Just say goodbye.

Goodbye.

♪

(moaning)

Oh, take it off.

(Rachel)
Unsnap my bra.

(Gilby)
No-no-no.
Just take it off.
Just take it off!

I'm just gonna rip it.
What are you talking about?

No-no-no.
Just kiss me.

♪ La la la la la-la-la
la la la la la-la-la ♪

♪ La la la la la-la-la
la la la la la-la-la ♪

♪ La la la la la-la-la
la la la la la-la-la ♪

♪ La la la
la la-la-la la la ♪

♪ Someone told
some lie to me ♪

♪ Sayin' it
gets easier ♪

♪ But it's just
getting harder ♪

♪ 'Cause they don't
know about you and me ♪

♪ Don't know my enemies
or what's inside of me ♪

♪ Spend all my
days in revelry ♪

♪ But it ain't
that good for me ♪

♪ I said it ain't
good for me ♪

♪ Spend all my nights
thinking I can't see ♪

♪ And then I get
an epiphany ♪

♪ That ain't
that bad for me ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪

♪ La la la la la-la-la
la la la la la-la-la ♪

♪ La la la
la la-la-la la la ♪

♪ She came out
of the 70's ♪

♪ She combed
her hair at me ♪

♪ She blew
a kiss to me ♪

♪ Who knows what
you did to me ♪

♪ You took control of me ♪

♪ And then you
got a hold of me ♪

♪ Spend all my nights
in revelry ♪

♪ But it ain't
that good for me ♪

♪ I said it ain't
that good for me ♪

♪ Spend all my days
thinking I can see ♪

♪ And then I get
it away from me ♪

♪ I gotta get it
away from me ♪

♪ Said it's
the right time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ Hey, it's the right time ♪

♪