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- Previously
on "The Magicians"...
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[electronic music]
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♪
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- Your new lady Centurion.
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♪
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- You said you heard voices
from other worlds.
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- You hearing something?
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- A signal?
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[odd squealing]
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Professor, did the signal
make you do that?
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♪
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- He loved you.
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Why would I want to take that
away from you now?
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That would be so cruel.
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- You really think
I didn't know there was more?
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What was I supposed
to do, huh?
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Demand that he only love me?
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- "Dark King"
is a little generic
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as villain names go,
wouldn't you say?
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- I have notes.
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Although he is
somewhat effective.
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Everyone seems terrified
of him.
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- Elliot, Taker!
Back up!
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♪
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- You all right?
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♪
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Death is so simple...
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and life is so complicated.
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I know.
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- I think I almost fucked
the Dark King.
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- Are you familiar with
the Harmonic Convergence?
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A rare and powerful
astrological occurrence,
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a magnifier of magic.
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- How bad will it be?
- Death toll in the millions.
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Maybe much higher.
- How can we stop it?
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- You can't.
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[siren blares, man speaking
indistinctly over PA]
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♪
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- Hedge witches--
they're used to crumbs.
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And, yes, ambient is low, but
you know what amplifies it?
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Cooperative magic.
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We tell everyone,
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and we all do the same thing
at the same time.
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♪
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And I thought that
if I took on more power
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and more responsibility...
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that I would want heroin less.
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When I thought I'd relapsed,
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I was relieved.
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So, uh...
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I've been clean for a year.
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[applause]
[mutters]
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Thanks, but uh,
maybe hold that
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'cause I've been jonesing hard.
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[chuckles]
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Uh...
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I'm a hedge.
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You know, before we helped save
magic, we got a shit deal.
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Right?
[chuckles]
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Oh, there was, uh,
a blood worm scare,
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so the Library gave a lot
of hedges the Reed's Mark.
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Well, get a mark,
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you're magically castrated
till they take it off.
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The Library's imploding.
They can't fix it
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and the marked ones are looking
at me, like,
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"Hey, bossy pants,
you rallied us to save magic.
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How about saving us?"
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And I found a spell to remove
the marks in a depository.
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Only, all of a sudden,
it's gone.
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But I know, only way to move
something that warded
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is to move it though
the Etheric Realm.
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- Cool, I've heard
it's awesome there.
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What's the prob?
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- The prob...
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is there's only one way
into the Realm.
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Anybody heard of RCH?
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Nickname Archie?
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Yep.
[chuckles]
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The way to save every marked
hedge is to drop acid.
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A true 12-step conundrum.
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- I'm assuming you have
the Archie on you.
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- [chuckles]
Call your sponsor, kid.
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- It'd make sense...
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in case somebody here,
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you know, gave you permission
to jump off the wagon.
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Sorry, M.A. is so strict.
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- You met the nice me.
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Here's the real me.
Fuck off.
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- [laughing]
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[man laughs]
- What?
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- Well, I take
the anonymous part
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of Magicians Anonymous
very seriously.
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- So you quit drinking.
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- 33 days, 6 hours,
19 minutes of skin-peeling,
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soul-searing hell ago, yes.
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- Well, I can relate.
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- As can I,
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in regards to the crushing
weight of leadership.
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I've never seen Archie.
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May I?
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Why two?
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- In case the first trip's
a bust.
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- Or in case it's fun.
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[chuckles]
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I've been dismissive
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or downright derisive
about hedges,
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and I admit,
I was quite wrong.
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And I'd like to try
and make, um...
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Oh, hell, what's the word?
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- Amends.
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- Yes.
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[rock music]
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♪
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- Are you crazy?
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- [swallows]
I am, but I am not an addict.
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I am an alcoholic.
Totally different.
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- [chuckles]
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- So I will go hunt down
the depository.
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♪
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- You're not going alone.
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[eerie music]
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♪
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- So we know about
the Harmonic Convergence.
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The problem is we knew
just enough to be useless.
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So maybe we find someone
who can see the big picture.
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- "Find."
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- Summon.
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- A god?
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Whoa,
you've got to be kidding me!
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- Wait, Julia,
before you do that,
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I think the Library
might have--
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- Ah. Ooh.
- Penny?
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[exhales sharply]
I'm fine.
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Wow, that is
a whole nother level.
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Jesus.
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- I thought the patch
was working.
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- Merritt's signal just
keeps getting stronger.
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I'm sorry, I can't stay.
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I'm--I'm just no use until
I get this under control.
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Maybe do the summoning
once I get back?
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- Uh, let me know
if things get too weird.
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- Uh, yeah, same.
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- The Library has summoned me
about 7,000 times
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to come work there,
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and they also gave me this.
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It'll get me in anytime I want.
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I'll bring back whatever
they have
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on their Harmonic Convergence
as fast as I can.
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Are you sure you'll be okay?
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- Yeah.
Good luck.
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- You too.
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[bird chirping]
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- It makes the signal
is hitting you harder.
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I'm starting to actually hear--
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- A voice?
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- You too?
- Kind of.
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[groans]
I can't make out actual words,
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at least not ones
I can understand.
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- Is that for me?
- No.
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The problem with
the first patch was that it
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is just a deflector.
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The signal is getting
bounced off,
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but I'm still getting hit
by the reverb.
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This one should absorb
the sound and kill it.
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And if it does, we'll see
what we can gin up for you.
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[tearing]
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[grunts]
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[object thuds]
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[exhaling deeply]
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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Okay.
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Better, I think.
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- Oh--
[sighs]
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Okay.
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♪
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- [groans]
- What was that?
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Where did you go?
- I don't remember.
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- You didn't blip out
on purpose.
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- No, it's like when the pain
got so I was gonna pass out,
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I just--I just went.
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- You need a doctor.
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[somber music]
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♪
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- I'm impressed.
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Oh, not with this.
It's dreadful.
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Sorry.
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With your skills
as a Magician.
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Who trained you?
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- Well, I just picked up
a little bit here and there.
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Clearly not enough,
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since I couldn't put a scratch
on that Taker.
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- Don't be modest.
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You have what it takes
to be quite formidable.
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I could use you.
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Official Court Magician
in Defense of the Kingdom.
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You could teach others
and be taught by me.
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- I would be honored...
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Your Majesty.
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- [sighs]
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Hmm.
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A different lining perhaps.
Gray, please.
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When we are alone,
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it can be Seb.
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- Well, Seb,
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we have a saying
where I come from.
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You kind of buried the lede
on, uh...
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on the...
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well, on you.
[chuckles]
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- I didn't mean to deceive you.
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Kings have to be very careful
about who to trust.
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And also, it can be
a relief to not...
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- Feel the weight of the crown
on your head every second?
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- You are wise.
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But I knew that already.
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[door opens]
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In any case, settle in,
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and we will get down
to the particulars
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of your duties later.
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All right?
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- All right.
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Your Majesty.
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- Oh, please.
- What?
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- If you say his gorgeous eyes
see into your soul,
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I'm gonna puke all over
your new leggings,
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which are quite sharp,
by the way.
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- Thank you.
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- Legs for days.
- Ah, thank you.
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But I never said his eyes
were gorgeous
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or that he sees into my soul.
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But weirdly, he might.
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- Or he's sucking
the soul out of you
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because he doesn't have one.
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- Um, he did save my life.
- He's called the Dark King.
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- You're called
Margo the Destroyer.
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- I was a woman
ruling a patriarchy,
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my brand had to be overkill.
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Bottom line, he likes you.
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You just have to find out
what he's really about.
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[footsteps approaching]
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I'll see if my fellow
Centurions like to gossip.
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Then we regroup and decide--
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benevolent dictator
by necessity
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or psychopathic despot
by choice?
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- What if he's the latter?
- Then I always got his back.
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Perfect place to bury these.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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[distant laughter]
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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[books clatter]
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♪
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- [gasps]
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Zelda.
- Help me, please.
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- What's going on?
Who are they?
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[pound on door]
- Visigoths.
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- What, like Marilyn Manson?
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- Visi-goths!
- Oh, Germanic barbarians.
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- Who always show up
at the absolute worst points
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in history.
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[pounding on door]
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[speaking Greek]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
266
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,990
Fucking hell.
267
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,644
- Oh, sorry.
Did you--did you want Hades?
268
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,298
[chuckles]
269
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,780
I could get word to him,
but, ugh, what a dick.
270
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,651
- Are you...
271
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,828
- I'm Clarion,
Goddess of Melody.
272
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:25,005
Hey, Julia, I have, uh, had my
eye on you for quite a while.
273
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,789
- You have?
274
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,356
- Yeah, yeah.
So you were mortal, right?
275
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,532
And then you were one of us,
and now you're back to mortal.
276
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,012
Whew, you're
one tough cookie, cookie.
277
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,709
- Thanks?
278
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,667
- Yeah, but the way
that you're imagining
279
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,801
the Harmonic Convergence
isn't quite enough.
280
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,847
It's so much worse.
[chuckles]
281
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,372
So, when all the spells cast by
all the Magicians go haywire,
282
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,288
you're gonna get earthquakes,
fire, drought,
283
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,638
starvation, plague.
284
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,987
And then comes cannibalism.
285
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,990
- Um, is there anything
you can do?
286
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,731
- I could stop it.
287
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,559
How would that be?
- Great.
288
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,040
But I'm assuming there's
something you want in return.
289
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,651
- [chuckles]
290
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,828
Yeah, you, uh...
[clicks tongue]
291
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,787
You have dealt
with a god or two.
292
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,051
- Yep.
293
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,661
- I want to be human.
294
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,056
Like you.
295
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,319
- Excuse me?
296
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,713
- I worship you, Julia.
297
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,716
How did you do it, though?
298
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,501
Because that's the part that
I couldn't quite see.
299
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:27,894
There's, like,
some kind of cloak
300
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,591
around the whole process.
301
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:33,073
Uh, rumor is it had something
to do with a book.
302
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:36,946
- Yeah, okay, I'm gonna need
just a few more details...
303
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,818
I don't know,
starting with why.
304
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,776
- Do I want to be human?
305
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,908
Oh, it's simple.
306
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,432
So I'm the Goddess of Melody,
right?
307
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,739
But did you know that
we can't actually feel music?
308
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:50,873
Like, we understand it, we can
tell the good from the bad--
309
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,788
ah, sort of.
310
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,748
- So you want to be human
so you can do karaoke?
311
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,926
- I know that it sounds
like hubris itself,
312
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:04,669
but, uh, I think
I could be a rock star.
313
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,802
I mean, I pretty much know
the gig, right?
314
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,456
They all prayed to me.
315
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,458
Except for Amy Winehouse, okay?
316
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,025
Look how that one turned out.
Poor thing.
317
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,722
Any other questions?
318
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,115
- Oh, boy.
319
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,378
[car horn blares]
320
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:20,642
[light music]
321
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,905
- [chuckles]
322
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:29,869
♪
323
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,788
[chuckles]
324
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,791
[laughter]
325
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:46,624
♪
326
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,844
This is amazing.
327
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,542
♪
328
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,980
[Fogg chuckles]
329
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,633
[car horn blares]
Careful!
330
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,027
- Whoa!
331
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,855
- The world isn't quite gone.
332
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:05,121
♪
333
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,731
- [clears throat]
334
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,777
♪
335
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,518
Oh...
336
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,433
this is what my neck
feels like.
337
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,524
- [chuckles]
338
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,743
Come on!
The depository.
339
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,441
Come on.
- Hmm.
340
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:27,404
♪
341
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,196
- Welcome!
342
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,719
- H-hi.
343
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,851
Oh!
Oh!
344
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,898
We're looking for a depository
that was, um--
345
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,899
it was over there.
346
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,032
- Eat up.
347
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,990
- Yeah, in a sec, but, uh,
348
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,905
if you know where
the depository is...
349
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,125
- Nobody knows where anything
is in the Realm,
350
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,604
except for the Emperor.
351
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,910
- Dear God.
352
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,565
[chuckles]
This is strange.
353
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,958
It tastes like, uh...
354
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,744
Burning charcoal,
355
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,007
hamburgers on a grill.
356
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,923
♪
357
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,881
Popsicles.
358
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,188
[both chuckle]
359
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,147
♪
360
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,236
- Is that bunny staring at us?
[chuckles]
361
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:19,587
- Summer at the beach.
362
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,067
Brown bunny.
363
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,764
♪
364
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,505
Sunglasses.
365
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,159
Beach clue.
366
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,509
- I'm trying real hard
to give a shit,
367
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,077
but it just feels so good
to be high again.
368
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,556
- Hmm.
- Oh.
369
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,037
- I guess we follow him.
[chuckles]
370
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,258
- So we all know the threat
we're facing.
371
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,695
These are Fillory's
second greatest protectors
372
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,175
against the Takers.
373
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,742
Who can tell me the first?
374
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,788
- His Majesty,
the Dark King.
375
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,050
- Which is why protecting him
376
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,965
is the most important job
in the kingdom.
377
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,576
His Majesty is immortal, yes,
378
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,578
but he is not invulnerable.
379
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,016
- Which makes us?
380
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,583
- Expendable.
381
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,633
- A group of royal map makers
382
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,069
won't make it back here
till after dark.
383
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,158
And the First Cohort is trapped
in a blizzard
384
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,812
in Madness Plains.
385
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,553
You wet-nosed whelps
are all we've got.
386
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,947
Well, you, me...
387
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,561
And our glorious leader.
388
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:23,999
[dramatic music]
389
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,957
- What are we looking at here?
390
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,221
- His Majesty wants the kingdom
to witness him
391
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,223
saving subjects
from the Takers.
392
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,790
These are in almost
every room of the castle,
393
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,183
most of the taverns, and...
394
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:41,103
♪
395
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,194
- It's fucking Fox News.
396
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,023
- Foxes all lie.
Who'd ever believe their news?
397
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,677
- His Majesty,
I'm afraid all we have
398
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,070
are the newest recruits.
399
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,680
- Who'll learn by doing.
400
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,856
- Yes, sir.
With me, recruits.
401
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,858
On three.
402
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,338
Quick step now.
403
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,209
Ready, hup.
404
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:04,692
♪
405
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,086
- Give me a phaser
and a red shirt.
406
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,131
- What?
- Yeah, just don't.
407
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,223
- [grunting]
408
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,269
Whoa.
409
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,098
[breathing heavily]
410
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,841
The Binder was annoyed...
411
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,148
but unsurprised
Julia had failed
412
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,758
to burn him out of existence,
413
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,848
per their agreement.
414
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,548
- Look, I just thought maybe
we were both a little hasty
415
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,333
and, I don't know,
maybe I'd keep you safe,
416
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,248
let us both cool down.
417
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,641
So can you do it?
418
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,166
- The Binder stared at Julia...
419
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,863
wondering
if she'd learned nothing
420
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,301
from her interactions
with deities.
421
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,564
- I don't have a lot
of choice here, okay?
422
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,566
If you can't do this,
the Earth is doomed.
423
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,656
- Hmm, "Again?"
The Binder asked...
424
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,398
bored.
425
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,488
Still, the Binder wondered,
426
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:06,493
"Why on Earth would Julia
trust this 'Clarion'?"
427
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:10,410
- I don't, but the options
here are narrowing.
428
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:14,544
- As a book, the Binder enjoyed
any opportunity to teach.
429
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,198
And here was a word
430
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,374
Julia needed desperately
to understand--
431
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,898
[clears throat]
432
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,683
No.
433
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,554
- [scoffs]
434
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,730
- So are these
the same Visigoths
435
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,558
that raided cultural
strongholds on Earth?
436
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,212
- Mm, burned
the Library of Alexandria,
437
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,909
sacked the statuary
of Ancient Greece,
438
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,434
burned Rome, London,
Paris, Chicago,
439
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,740
where they framed poor
Mrs. O'Leary's cow.
440
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,481
That's around the time
they started getting bored
441
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,874
and moved into the multiverse.
442
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,441
- Okay,
I'm sorry about all this,
443
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,833
but I need every book
you have
444
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,400
on the Harmonic Convergence.
445
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,750
- We have a vast collection
on the other side of that door.
446
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,578
- Oh, wow.
Well, my timing is--
447
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,233
[wind blasts]
448
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,236
[suspenseful music]
449
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,196
♪
450
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,806
- How do you do?
451
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,200
I'm Visigoth Overlord Terence.
452
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,810
Apologies for the mess,
453
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,508
but recall,
I did announce our incursion
454
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,293
and asked you most politely
455
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,295
to drop all your defenses
and surrender,
456
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,427
having given my word
457
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,777
that you would
be absolutely safe.
458
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,389
- [scoffs]
But the word of a barbarian?
459
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,304
- Actually,
Visigoths are famous
460
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,740
for always keeping their word.
461
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,785
- Oh, that's weird.
462
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,962
- My dear, if you'd be so kind.
463
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,660
- [mouths words]
464
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,314
- Sorry, I'm just
a little confused here,
465
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,793
but you seem...
466
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,579
- Educated?
Polite to a fault?
467
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,712
We seek to acquire only
the deepest knowledge,
468
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,410
highest art,
469
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,759
and most illuminating
philosophy.
470
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,935
Is it any wonder
a little might rub off?
471
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,719
- What about all those
inconvenient commandments
472
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,330
about theft?
473
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,635
- Alice, it's no use debating.
474
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,507
- Alice, is it?
475
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,899
That's lovely.
476
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,814
- Thank you?
477
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,253
- We seek only those works that
transcend appetite and avarice,
478
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,342
that touch upon the immutable.
479
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,301
That's why we spend so little
time on Earth anymore.
480
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,738
What's left to raid?
481
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,697
Tent pole franchises?
482
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,874
Jeff Koons?
The, um...
483
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,310
hoodie?
484
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,616
- Visigoths never lie,
485
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,009
but they never tell
the whole truth either.
486
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,663
I know what you're
really after.
487
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:20,627
♪
488
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,632
[doors close]
489
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,503
♪
490
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,288
- The books of everyone...
491
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,506
- Is actually what they want.
492
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,029
Every sentient being's life,
birth to death.
493
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,683
Can you imagine?
494
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,511
They could plan the pillaging
of every great work
495
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,034
before it's painted
or written.
496
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,688
Not to mention
the stock market.
497
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,342
- "Stock market"?
498
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,517
- They have a thing
about shorting.
499
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,040
They think it's hilarious.
500
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,651
- Look, Zelda, I understand
how important this is to you,
501
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,043
but what's the point?
502
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,871
They're gonna get in here,
and this is the only door.
503
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,395
[pounding on door]
504
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,048
- Okay, how about this?
505
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,529
You want to teach?
Teach.
506
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,052
- [scoffs]
"You?
507
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:57,533
To turn a goddess mortal?"
508
00:21:57,577 --> 00:22:01,363
The Binder inquired, with not
a small amount of disdain.
509
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,756
- Hmm.
510
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,627
Too tough?
511
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,934
Fine.
512
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:08,849
Maybe I'll just hand you
to her.
513
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:12,331
- Ah, the Binder realized Julia
had cornered him
514
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,637
with his own credo.
515
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,900
But still, he wondered,
516
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,946
what was in it for him?
517
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:21,601
- Well, how's this,
paper boy?
518
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,736
- Said the Binder...
519
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:29,043
"Let the lessons commence."
520
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,353
[psychedelic music]
521
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,529
♪
522
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:40,576
- Whoa!
[laughs]
523
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:47,540
♪
524
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,412
[gasps]
525
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:51,848
Oh, oh...
526
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:57,767
♪
527
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,813
Socks?
528
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,423
None of them match.
529
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:07,429
♪
530
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,432
- So this is where they go.
531
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,781
[chuckles]
532
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,870
If you see
a red and orange argyle,
533
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,959
cashmere, size 13,
534
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,439
grab it, please.
535
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,919
- Oh.
536
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:21,704
I don't usually say this
when I'm this high,
537
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,054
but we really need to focus.
538
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,622
- Exactly.
Red and orange.
539
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,145
- Yeah.
540
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,626
No, no,
we're looking for, uh...
541
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,628
- Christ!
- Uh...
542
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,152
- I don't believe it.
There it is.
543
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,677
♪
544
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,461
- Oh!
[chuckles]
545
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,984
- You were right.
546
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,073
Just needed to focus.
547
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,945
- Mmm...
- [chuckles]
548
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,816
- Oh, bunny.
Bunny.
549
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,818
♪
550
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,430
[indistinct chatter]
551
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,866
Oh.
552
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,783
Um, hi.
553
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,828
Uh...
554
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,091
we're looking for an emperor.
555
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,484
- Hey, Kady.
556
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:03,833
[burps]
557
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,139
Hank.
558
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,837
- Hank.
I don't hate that.
559
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:11,493
- You know us?
560
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:14,496
- What kind of an emp
would I be if I didn't?
561
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,063
You roll into my town,
562
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,065
I take a gander
at your thoughts,
563
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,807
and if I dig ya,
I show you the brown bunny.
564
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,026
And I dig ya both.
565
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,551
Congratulations
on the first sock.
566
00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,030
[both chuckle]
567
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,685
How great is Archie,
by the way?
568
00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:31,034
- [chuckles]
569
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:33,602
- Pretty great,
once you let it settle in.
570
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:36,083
- And as long as you're here,
571
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,215
the high never goes away.
572
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:39,521
[lighter clicks]
573
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,654
- Wow.
That's, uh--
574
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,525
- That's perfect.
- Yeah.
575
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,528
We--we really need
to find the, uh...
576
00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:49,705
Oh, Jesus.
The--the...
577
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,185
- Depository, Kady.
578
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,839
- Right, right.
579
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,884
Uh, can you tell us
where that is now?
580
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,582
- Sure can.
581
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,888
It won't be free, though.
582
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,021
Even here
where everything's fun,
583
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,544
there's a price.
584
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:07,027
Sit.
Have some suds.
585
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,724
This'll take a sec.
586
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,509
- What will?
587
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,120
- For me to dig deeper
into your thoughts,
588
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:16,906
see which one of you
gets to leave...
589
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,082
and who has to stay.
590
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:22,564
♪
591
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,087
Mmm...
592
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,568
[chuckles]
593
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,098
- The map makers are in there.
594
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,753
[rustling]
595
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,538
- Do you hear that?
596
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,630
- Oh, boy.
597
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,806
- Breathing.
598
00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,590
Coming from there.
599
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:52,072
- With respect, Majesty,
there.
600
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,117
[creatures snarling]
- Guys, there.
601
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:55,815
[snarling continues]
602
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,556
There, there.
We're surrounded.
603
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,687
- You can see them?
604
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:00,036
- I have really good
night vision.
605
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,038
My grandpa married
a snow leopard,
606
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,213
is the rumor.
607
00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:05,564
- Sire.
608
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,827
[snarling continues]
609
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,568
- Where is he going?
610
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,876
- Oh, I've seen that before.
611
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,617
It's a legit royal tactic.
612
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,053
Never fear.
613
00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,622
- Shouldn't we get him
to the infirmary?
614
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:21,971
- [chuckles]
615
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,799
With all the newbies
practicing during surges,
616
00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:25,801
it's like a meat locker
down there
617
00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:29,631
where the meat's alive...
until it's not.
618
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,111
[high-pitched squeal]
- Ah!
619
00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:32,547
- Penny?
620
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,768
- Get...
621
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:36,943
Julia.
622
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,074
- Who?
623
00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,164
[gasps]
624
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:47,344
[suspenseful music]
625
00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:53,437
♪
626
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,309
- So our Dark King--
627
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,658
did he just shit the doublet?
628
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,442
- [chuckles]
629
00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:00,096
I hope so.
630
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,142
I really don't want to be
the only one who does it with--
631
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,491
[screaming]
632
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,319
[all gasping]
633
00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:07,234
[suspenseful music]
634
00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:08,452
- [gasps, shouts]
635
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,367
[creatures snarling]
636
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:17,331
♪
637
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,336
- [snarling]
638
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:29,212
♪
639
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:41,224
[dramatic music]
640
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:48,188
♪
641
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:56,849
[creature snarling]
642
00:27:56,892 --> 00:28:04,160
♪
643
00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,336
- [chuckles]
That's amazing, right?
644
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,165
I mean, honestly,
fuck Netflix.
645
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,384
That is peak television.
646
00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:12,212
- Jesus.
647
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,389
No kidding.
648
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,304
You kick some serious ass
for your kingdom.
649
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:26,313
♪
650
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:31,797
- [laughing]
651
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,321
Pretty cool.
652
00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:36,410
You're both equally awesome,
653
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:39,239
by which I mean,
totally fucked up.
654
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,894
By which I mean,
I get you're on a mission.
655
00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,504
One of you has got to jet,
656
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,725
but either one of you
can hang for eternity.
657
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,250
You guys decide.
658
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,600
- I'll stay.
- No, you will not.
659
00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,819
- Are you kidding?
660
00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:55,908
This place is heroin heaven.
661
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,823
- And a billion times
better than
662
00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,781
Isabella Islay single malt.
663
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,262
Look it up when you get back.
I'm staying.
664
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:04,438
- You've got students
counting on you.
665
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,918
- And I've had it with
the goddamn lot of them,
666
00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,746
all 40 timeline's worth.
667
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,269
I never really knew
how sick of them I was
668
00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,400
until I stopped drinking.
669
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,925
I've earned the right
to step off
670
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,144
and do Tai Chi with the Elvi.
671
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,496
- I want this as much as you.
672
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,585
As soon as he tells you
where the depository is--
673
00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:22,761
- [imitates buzzer]
674
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,241
Sorry, Kady,
but you just revealed
675
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,287
to the entire
studio audience
676
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:31,726
that you're hanging onto
a thread of responsible intent,
677
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,468
which could make you
kind of a bum hang
678
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:35,774
in 100 years or so.
679
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,690
Hank, on the other hand...
Mm!
680
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:43,912
Is laidback mondo perfectus.
681
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,306
- [chuckles]
- Hey...
682
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,221
you don't really want this.
683
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:51,224
- Kady, sweet Kady.
684
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:53,879
- I'm sorry I did this to you.
685
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,837
I had no right.
686
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,839
- My whole life,
687
00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,668
all this senseless worry,
688
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:03,845
suffering and pain,
689
00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,806
both inflicted and received...
690
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,851
it wasn't for nothing.
[chuckles]
691
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,985
It guided me here.
692
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:15,509
And you were right.
693
00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:17,467
I am home.
694
00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:19,861
[soft dramatic music]
695
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:23,865
♪
696
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,824
- I'll be back, okay?
697
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,651
I promise.
698
00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,828
- Goodie.
See you soon.
699
00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:33,919
[waves crashing]
700
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:47,367
[pounding on door]
701
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,499
- Use your key.
Go.
702
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:52,372
- I'm not going without you.
- I can't.
703
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,896
- Do you really want to die
for a bunch of books?
704
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,767
[pounding continues]
705
00:30:56,811 --> 00:31:00,467
- If I could do it all again...
706
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,296
I'd be a better mother...
707
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,298
a truer friend.
708
00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:07,822
[pounding continues]
709
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,650
But I wasn't.
710
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:10,869
I'm not.
711
00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:15,482
Because I've given
my life to this.
712
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:19,747
It's all I am.
It's all I have.
713
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:21,575
I can't lose everything.
714
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:22,750
- You can.
715
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,665
Believe me, I have.
716
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,536
- [sobs]
717
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:28,843
I'm sorry about Quentin...
718
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:31,715
But this is different.
719
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,065
- No, it's not.
720
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,936
[pounding continues]
721
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,634
Because whoever,
whatever you love
722
00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,072
that gets ripped away from you,
723
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:43,989
it stays alive
inside of us...
724
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,078
and anyone
you share it with.
725
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,776
- I can't.
I can't.
726
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,691
[pounding continues]
727
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,433
I'm not strong enough.
[sobs]
728
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,697
[sighs]
729
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,742
- Stopping her signal
is impossible.
730
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,657
It's coming from a place
that I can't reach,
731
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,094
but I could save him.
732
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,444
- Then do it now.
733
00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,794
- I'll just need you
to give me what we agreed to.
734
00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:08,013
- And the rest of it?
735
00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,753
- Rest of what?
736
00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,712
- The part where you save
the planet?
737
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,933
- You have one thing to trade,
Julia, for one miracle.
738
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,761
So your miracle can be
to save your boyfriend
739
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,982
or your world.
740
00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,897
- But you could save both.
741
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,029
- You know what?
742
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:25,726
Humans have exploited gods
743
00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,597
since you guys
staggered upright.
744
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,122
The deals that we make
need to be strict.
745
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,863
So this deal--
one book, one miracle.
746
00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:35,649
- You're really gonna
make me choose?
747
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,738
The planet or him.
- Yeah.
748
00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,783
I know, it's
total bullshit, right?
749
00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,524
You see why I want to be
a human?
750
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,744
Like, I can't feel the melodies
I'm goddess of,
751
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,529
can't bend the rules
I didn't make, eh...
752
00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:48,140
- Don't put this on your kind.
753
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,490
This is you choosing.
754
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,709
- But the one who has
to choose is you.
755
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,845
I'd say he has
about a minute left.
756
00:32:57,888 --> 00:32:59,978
[suspenseful music]
757
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,343
- I feel...
758
00:33:18,692 --> 00:33:19,998
Better.
759
00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:24,176
So why do I feel like something
really shitty went down?
760
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:28,310
Maybe because you're here.
761
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:32,445
- Like all humans,
23 saw little and knew less.
762
00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:37,145
What strange, sad, angry,
narrow little lives
763
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,321
these humans stumbled through.
764
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:41,193
- Okay, just tell me
what you did to me.
765
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,672
- I helped you,
766
00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:46,154
and now you're going
to help me.
767
00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:48,113
- The Binder
reminded the goddess,
768
00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,637
he couldn't be forced
to do anything
769
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,508
he didn't wish to.
770
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:56,121
- Oh, honey,
I don't force anyone.
771
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,383
I just get what I want.
772
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,037
Good-bye, Julia.
773
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,342
And for what it's worth,
774
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:01,952
I feel like you made
the right decision.
775
00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:04,564
- For what it's worth,
go fuck yourself.
776
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,349
- [chuckles]
777
00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:10,091
[whooshing]
778
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:12,267
- [exhales sharply]
779
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,183
That's all of them, sir.
780
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,359
None harmed.
781
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:18,621
We'll secure the site.
782
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,406
You should go back
with the map makers.
783
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,154
- It kind of feels
a little abrupt, you know?
784
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,720
It kind of felt like
he was gearing up
785
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:31,982
to make a big speech.
786
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,375
It was just...
787
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:36,117
- Wait.
788
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,380
Back inside, now.
789
00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,687
- Excuse me, sir, but wasn't
this a rescue mission?
790
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:44,256
A super-successful one
that's over?
791
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,345
- Inside.
792
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:49,348
[ominous music]
793
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,437
♪
794
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,744
- So I-I take it she's
the god you summoned,
795
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:58,444
who is not going
to save the world for us?
796
00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:00,576
- Look, we'll figure
something else out.
797
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,404
We've got time.
798
00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:04,145
- There's more, isn't there?
799
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,584
- Anyone else need a drink?
800
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,154
- Look, the signal
was killing you.
801
00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,287
I did what needed
to be done now,
802
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,550
but she didn't have time
to be delicate.
803
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:20,248
She just--
804
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,032
She said that
the only way was--
805
00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:24,600
- Take away
my psychic abilities.
806
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,996
Yeah, 'cause...
807
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:34,523
I'm not getting
Merritt's signal anymore or...
808
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,137
Anybody's thoughts here
809
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,443
or anywhere.
810
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,316
Wow.
811
00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:47,319
So this is quiet.
812
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:52,193
It is fucking weird.
813
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,282
- You can't travel anymore.
814
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,545
- Technically, I can.
815
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,591
It'd just be like
flying a jet blind.
816
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:00,810
And since I'm not suicidal, I--
817
00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:03,161
- I'm sorry, Penny.
818
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,554
- No, we just settled a really
big spiritual argument here.
819
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,385
There is for sure
instant karma.
820
00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:11,734
- If there had been
more time...
821
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,301
- Come on.
822
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,782
You got to appreciate
the balance of it...
823
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,350
the irony.
824
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,614
I had to make
a choice for you.
825
00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:25,183
You had to make
a choice for me
826
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:28,229
It is fucking radiant.
827
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,623
- Um...
828
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,320
Uh...
829
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,366
this...
830
00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,717
[sighs]
This, oh, uh...
831
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,675
this happened...
832
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,419
This is because of me.
833
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,812
I didn't see it coming,
834
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,857
and I never thought
it was gonna get this bad.
835
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,424
- Merritt,
what could you have done?
836
00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:51,252
I should've told the truth.
837
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:55,125
My name,
my real name, is Plum.
838
00:36:57,258 --> 00:37:01,697
Plum Merritt Chatwin.
839
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:04,874
- Wait.
- You're a Chatwin?
840
00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,876
- Wait, what do you mean?
Like the kid's books?
841
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,269
I missed an episode.
842
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,880
- I am so sorry.
843
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,883
I was terrified and alone,
844
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:18,671
and being here was
the first time I felt safe,
845
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,282
but I'm not.
846
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:24,459
The thing with being a Chatwin
is it's like a curse.
847
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,156
It's like there
are things coming after you
848
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,593
that we just don't understand.
849
00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,638
I don't know
what this signal is,
850
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:31,292
but I know why it's
targeting me,
851
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:32,641
and I am gonna figure out...
852
00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:33,903
- Whoa, whoa.
Hang on! Hang on!
853
00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:35,427
- No, you don't know
what that's gonna do.
854
00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:36,732
[crack]
- [grunts]
855
00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:39,866
[exhales deeply]
856
00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:42,477
You're right.
857
00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:44,262
- Wha--
858
00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,701
[pounding on door]
859
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:51,704
[ominous music]
860
00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,314
- Funny thing
861
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:56,361
about doing the same thing
over and over again--
862
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,406
you learn how to do it better.
863
00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,886
- [mouthing words]
864
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,236
- I suppose that's the true
purpose of a library, no?
865
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,283
Ah, your treasured tomes--
866
00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:08,590
each one a life...
867
00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:10,418
a destiny.
- [mouthing words]
868
00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,421
- I'm most curious about who
my next few wives will be.
869
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:16,337
You never know, Alice.
870
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:21,516
♪
871
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,779
Let's go find our books,
shall we?
872
00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:28,480
♪
873
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,395
Something to add,
Madam Librarian?
874
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:33,441
- Yes, if you really want
to know your future,
875
00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:35,922
you better be able
to speed-read.
876
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,228
♪
877
00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:39,969
- No!
878
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:42,798
No, no!
879
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:44,452
No, no, no, no, no!
880
00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:51,416
♪
881
00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:07,910
[knock on door]
882
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,347
- Enter.
883
00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:19,748
[sighs]
884
00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:27,016
- I was just checking
885
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,062
to make sure
you were all right.
886
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:31,804
- Thank you for your concern.
887
00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,371
I'm fine.
888
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:37,244
Just a bit tired.
889
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:40,290
- I can imagine.
- [grunts]
890
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:42,249
[groans]
891
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,469
- [chuckles]
You were incredible out there.
892
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:47,297
- Maybe once.
893
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:49,735
Now it's, um...
894
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:52,041
What's the military term?
895
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,827
Holding action.
896
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:58,004
Nothing but holding actions.
897
00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:02,312
- I saw that not
all the Centurions returned.
898
00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:11,887
Good night, Seb.
899
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,501
[dramatic music]
900
00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:19,199
♪
901
00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:22,332
- What exactly are
we looking for, sir?
902
00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,509
- Not what.
Who.
903
00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:27,294
Well, both.
904
00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:34,214
♪
905
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:53,102
[clattering]
906
00:40:53,146 --> 00:41:00,066
♪
907
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,200
- Grab it!
Grab it!
908
00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:06,072
- [grunting]
909
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:12,513
♪
910
00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:18,476
- You two know each other?
911
00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,781
- No.
912
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:25,047
- Then you won't mind taking
charge of its imprisonment.
913
00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:27,093
- Of course not, sir.
914
00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:34,013
♪
915
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,499
[car horns honking
in the distance]
916
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:45,590
- And all the books
on everyone are gone...
917
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,461
for good.
918
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,202
- Maybe that means
actual free will now
919
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:52,901
and not any
of that predestined shit.
920
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,860
- [clears throat]
921
00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:59,342
- Or lots of rewrites to do.
922
00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:02,476
Sorry, Zelda.
It's a bad day for everybody.
923
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,044
- At least the fires
drove them out.
924
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,089
We think they got
about half the collection.
925
00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,005
- Mm, yep, and everything
on the Convergence.
926
00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,485
- So what do we now?
927
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,966
We try and trade
with the Visigoths?
928
00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:17,012
What do we have that they want?
929
00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:19,406
- I mean, the Overlord
kind of liked me.
930
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:21,887
- Off the table.
931
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:24,629
- I read most of the books
on the Convergence...
932
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,979
enough to know
it can be stopped.
933
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:31,331
It's almost impossible
but not complicated.
934
00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:35,465
♪
935
00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:37,903
- Zelda, please tell.
936
00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:40,340
- Oh, of course.
937
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:45,171
Well, all you have to do
is move...
938
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,912
that.
939
00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,609
- Move?
940
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:51,003
- The fucking moon.
941
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:52,439
- [sighs]
942
00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:54,615
Well, at least we know
where it is.
58093
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