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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,969 --> 00:01:22,670 No, no, no, don't worry! 2 00:01:23,269 --> 00:01:25,989 Even though it starts back there, it's an amusing story. 3 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,469 Please let me introduce myself: 4 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:32,349 I'm the idiot who left the wipers on, 5 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,930 Mr. Leonida Bottacin. 6 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,090 A man of honest virtues. 7 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:40,030 Enlightened entrepreneur. 8 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,959 Age: something-two. 9 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,110 Widower. 10 00:01:43,219 --> 00:01:45,150 Understand? A widower. 11 00:01:45,859 --> 00:01:48,030 And it's for this reason alone that the story 12 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,299 started in such a mournful place. 13 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:52,939 Because you need to know that from the day 14 00:01:53,299 --> 00:01:55,409 my incomparable consort was cruelly 15 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:57,879 stolen from me by adverse destiny 16 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:01,250 l came here, unconsoled and inconsolable, every 17 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:04,579 Wednesday and Saturday to bring flowers to her grave. 18 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,829 Please note the fresh lilies. 19 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,169 And given that it was a Wednesday, on being informed 20 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:14,879 by the grave-digger's wife by phone that I felt ill, 21 00:02:15,659 --> 00:02:18,409 my loving, kind but dismayed nephews 22 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:21,879 quickly abandoned their serious duties 23 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,319 and came to succour me at the cemetery. 24 00:02:26,199 --> 00:02:29,270 One beautiful day we'll see 25 00:02:29,969 --> 00:02:32,780 a wisp of smoke rising 26 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:36,250 at the far edge of the sea. 27 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,689 Rapid and invisible dashes the submersible. 28 00:02:38,979 --> 00:02:40,560 Straight and sound goes the torpedo. 29 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,789 And then the ship appears. 30 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,039 You motherfucker! 31 00:03:03,469 --> 00:03:06,159 Oh, I'm sorry, Benito! Wait while l clean you off. Wait. 32 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:08,280 Leave it! Don't bother. 33 00:03:10,039 --> 00:03:13,500 Look at that other idiot, he's flattening the battery. 34 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,129 Bringing flowers for poor auntie's fine, 35 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:22,780 but not in the rain. 36 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:25,919 Hope he has a heart attack, old fool. 37 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:27,789 He comes less often now. 38 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:31,379 You remember when she died he brought flowers every day. 39 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:33,669 And lilies, not just daisies. 40 00:03:33,969 --> 00:03:36,400 5 years of lilies at 1,500 lire each, 41 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,759 it's practically a fortune. 42 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,229 And that tight-arse unscrews the light bulbs at home! 43 00:03:40,879 --> 00:03:44,009 Over here, quick! Over here! He's in the house. 44 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,710 Quickly, for god's sake, quickly! 45 00:03:56,189 --> 00:03:57,889 Uncle Leonida! 46 00:03:58,189 --> 00:04:02,500 Take him away, there's no time to waste. Quickly! 47 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:05,039 How do you feel? What's the problem? 48 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,569 Who brought him here? 49 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,169 He came on foot. He knew the way. 50 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:11,560 Oh,so he felt bad at aunt's grave 51 00:04:11,909 --> 00:04:13,930 and came here to ask for help. 52 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,949 To be honest, he was as fine as ever when he arrived. 53 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,259 - So? - So you've got to take him away. 54 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,509 Right now! 55 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:25,600 My dear woman we can't treat him badly. 56 00:04:26,189 --> 00:04:28,939 He's had a heart attack he needs an ambulance! 57 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,990 But my husband's on his way! 58 00:04:31,529 --> 00:04:33,259 Your husband... Your husband will understand! 59 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,990 And if he understands he'll give us a beating. 60 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,589 Pussy, boner, pussy... 61 00:04:40,129 --> 00:04:43,730 Poor man, he liked it a lot. 62 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,370 My nephews decided it was obviously 63 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:02,160 best not to wait for an ambulance. 64 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,300 They threw me in the car and, 65 00:05:04,589 --> 00:05:07,810 concealing the reason for my illness from everyone, 66 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:09,910 they took me home. 67 00:05:10,699 --> 00:05:13,889 And here, while Dr. Pavan was treating my body, 68 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:17,759 Father Attilio, after having read the Last Rites, 69 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,199 desperately tried to save my soul with a Rosary. 70 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,269 All our servants were there: Nane and Tosca. 71 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:27,810 My poor Ramona's three nephews, 72 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,199 children of one of her brothers who died in Albania: 73 00:05:30,949 --> 00:05:32,620 Gustavo, a retired soldier; 74 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,730 naughty Jole; 75 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,449 and Italia, the youngest, 76 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:40,750 who having married the expert oenologist Benito Marroto, 77 00:05:41,529 --> 00:05:43,779 had unfortunately brought him home too. 78 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,360 This one crying is Adone, 79 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:49,430 the son of Jole 80 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:50,899 and somebody... 81 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,230 who preferred to remain incognito. 82 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:13,319 Pussy, boner, pussy... 83 00:06:17,829 --> 00:06:19,029 Did he say something? 84 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,050 l didn't hear. 85 00:06:21,699 --> 00:06:22,569 Sounded like it to me. 86 00:06:28,579 --> 00:06:31,920 Pussy, boner... 87 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:36,720 - ... Ramona? - Ramona! Ramona! 88 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:39,670 - Yes, poor aunt Ramona! - He called her Mona. 89 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,209 Oh yes, Mona... 90 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:43,120 Pussy, boner... 91 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,329 Doctor, tell us for god's sake! 92 00:07:16,189 --> 00:07:17,529 Well, sadly there's not much to say. 93 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,850 It's unlikely he'll survive the night. 94 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,079 Isn't there anything for it? 95 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:23,579 Pray. 96 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:25,310 And what was l doing? 97 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:29,949 Benito Varotto, 98 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,639 expert oenologist for Bottacin & Co. 99 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,040 Yes, Mr. Kitch. Can l speak to him? Thank you. 100 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:35,750 Come, come!. 101 00:07:39,649 --> 00:07:42,230 Mr. Kitch, good night. No, I don't speak English. 102 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:45,399 Remember me? Benito Varotto? 103 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,329 No, not Cagotto, Varotto! 104 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,089 Too kind... 105 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:51,519 Listen, 106 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:53,399 can we talk about that thing again? 107 00:07:54,029 --> 00:07:55,930 Still interested? Oh, good, good! 108 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,500 No, in truth the gentleman hasn't changed his mind, 109 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,199 he's, he's... - Changing his life! 110 00:08:01,569 --> 00:08:02,939 He's changing his life!? 111 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,949 No, he's at the point of death, poor man. 112 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,870 You know: today here, gone tomorrow... 113 00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:09,699 Tomorrow morning's fine! 114 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,120 You'll come to the firm, I'll expect you. 115 00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:14,990 Nane? 116 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,649 - Yes? - I'm scared. 117 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:18,490 Who's going to come at this hour? 118 00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:20,750 That's why I'm scared! You could be a brute. 119 00:08:21,189 --> 00:08:22,649 Oh, don't break my balls. 120 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:27,290 Let's have a drink while the old man's still breathing. 121 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,199 Bastards! Looters! 122 00:08:34,399 --> 00:08:38,179 VINEYARD COMM. LEONIDA BOTTACIN & CO. 123 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:48,029 VINEYARD BOTTACIN & VAROTTO 124 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,330 Nothing for me? 125 00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:02,950 If you want a drink you must stick to the deal. 126 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,990 No, it's too cold here! 127 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,340 The wine will heat you up! 128 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,149 So, I'll have a drink first. 129 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,279 Oh no, my dear! 130 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,169 You won't cheat me. 131 00:09:20,779 --> 00:09:22,480 - A quick bang first. - No. 132 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,669 Give it to me. 133 00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:40,809 It's really good. 134 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,669 Now see how good this is. 135 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:45,220 It's like fire! 136 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:47,269 Tosca, look. Look, Tosca! 137 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,539 Let me taste it. 138 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:51,850 No. 139 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:53,730 The blouse... 140 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:54,799 No! 141 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,259 Some more... 142 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,470 What are you doing? You're spilling all of it. 143 00:10:23,309 --> 00:10:24,710 Ah, this is the best of all. 144 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:25,809 Another one? 145 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,159 Yes, another one. 146 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,169 I've got the shoes. 147 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,690 Oh no, my dear! The shoes are not included 148 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:33,860 now it's the knickers' turn. 149 00:10:34,289 --> 00:10:36,159 No, no, no. The knickers, no! 150 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:37,129 The knickers, no! 151 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:38,860 Well, the bar's closed then. 174 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,070 You're always drunk. Come here! 175 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,169 You're a thief, thief, thief. 176 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,870 Now the old man's dying you'll see... 177 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,090 Oh right, but we were having a little orgy. 178 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:51,250 I'll give you an orgy! Go away! 179 00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:52,720 Go home now! 180 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,909 Thank you, Mr. Kitch. 181 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,070 As I was saying, we sole heirs... 182 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,370 Thanks a lot. 183 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,559 We sole heirs 184 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,340 have always liked your idea, 185 00:11:52,509 --> 00:11:53,000 Mr. Kitch. 186 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:55,509 The participation of your company 187 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,350 at the capital level 188 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,289 could open up the international market for us. 189 00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:03,830 So Bottacin & Co. would be transformed 190 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,029 into a leading company in the sector, agreed? 191 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,240 Poor Mr. Bottacin couldn't understand. 192 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,019 He had the old-fashioned mentality 193 00:12:10,519 --> 00:12:11,809 of old-time entrepreneurs, 194 00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:13,590 with all due respect to his efforts. 195 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,980 While it was you in the multi-nationals 196 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,860 who made us understand we could no longer survive as 197 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,509 artisans, because the consumers want to consume, right? 198 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,860 The vintage wine lover 199 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,730 is becoming ever rarer. 200 00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:31,159 Today people prefer quantity to quality, 201 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,769 coloured water to good wine. 202 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:37,620 Now it's time for an aperitif, as they say! 203 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:41,919 Okay, Mr. Varotto. 204 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,440 Seeing as we're all agreed... 205 00:12:45,259 --> 00:12:47,309 Oh, you Americans... 206 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:48,929 l admire you! 207 00:12:49,529 --> 00:12:50,730 Always straight to the point... 208 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,070 We say... 209 00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,360 Right, right. 210 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,450 The fact is that we're all agreed, 211 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,809 apart from the deceased 212 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,450 who isn't deceased yet... 213 00:13:13,889 --> 00:13:15,230 Mr Bottacin... 214 00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:17,370 isn't dead? 215 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:19,179 No, meaning yes. 216 00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:21,049 It's as if he was. 217 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,139 I'm expecting the call anytime now. 218 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,730 If you'll permit me, I'll call home. 219 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:38,879 Who's that? Tosca? 220 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,190 Get me my wife. 221 00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:58,460 Well, Italia? 222 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,299 He's in a coma! 223 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,399 What does the doctor say? 224 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,259 36 hours. 225 00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:13,059 Does he guarantee it? 226 00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:14,850 It's fatal. 227 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,120 Yes, good. 228 00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,039 36 hours. 229 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,330 But every hour 230 00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:25,230 is fatal. 231 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,190 Be optimistic, yes, but be prudent. 232 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,799 It's true he's survived the 36 hours, 233 00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:53,279 and this is a positive fact which gives great hope. 234 00:14:54,649 --> 00:14:56,080 But let's not count chickens, 235 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,629 a second attack would be fatal. 236 00:14:58,590 --> 00:14:59,490 Fatal? 237 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:01,019 Fatal, fatal. 238 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,730 There's a sword of Damocles over his head. 239 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,470 l dare say 240 00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:05,830 a lot depends on you all. 241 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,240 Us? 242 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,909 Obviously! 243 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,269 It's as if the gentleman died 244 00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:13,809 and was reborn! 245 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,549 You've got to treat him like a new-born baby, 246 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,599 wrap him in cotton wool. 247 00:15:19,109 --> 00:15:21,160 Don't leave him alone for a minute. 248 00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,519 Indeed in this respect I'd recommend 249 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:27,170 trusting in specialist assistance. 250 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:28,670 Meaning? 251 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,029 A qualified nurse 252 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,240 who'll be with him 24 hours a day. 253 00:15:32,589 --> 00:15:33,819 She'll know what to do 254 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,789 in an emergency. 255 00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:37,839 Of course, a nurse. Alright. 256 00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:40,329 Alright. 257 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,960 Uncle Leonida? 258 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,049 l think he'll survive us all! 259 00:15:47,569 --> 00:15:49,319 Really! Mum, he's better! 260 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,700 Come on! Cheer up, 261 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,049 the worst is over! 262 00:16:00,789 --> 00:16:02,539 - Madam, I'll pass by this evening. - Thank you. 263 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:04,769 - Thank you,doctor. - Madam, see you this evening. 264 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,529 Benito. 265 00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,579 Colonel. Goodbye. 266 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:10,460 Goodbye. 267 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,630 Good god! 268 00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:22,319 What, what, what will l say to the Americans?! 269 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,259 - What can l invent? - Quiet, Benito! 270 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,680 Calm down! Quiet Benito, you can be heard! 271 00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:40,549 That clown, that charlatan! 272 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,529 - He can't even treat cows! - Benito! 273 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:45,690 He can't distinguish a heart attack from a hernia! 274 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:48,240 "36 fataI hours"! 275 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,309 Not 35, not 37, but 36! 276 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,069 "Fatal, fatal, fatal," my arse! 277 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,750 Benito, don't be vulgar. 278 00:16:54,069 --> 00:16:55,359 Gustavo, don't break my balls. 279 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:58,400 But Benito, it's not the doctor's fault he's not dead. 280 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,079 Oh,"it's not the doctor's fault he's not dead". 281 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,529 "He won't survive the night". "He'll survive us all"! 282 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,569 The Americans will wait like everybody else. 283 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,619 The Americans are waiting 284 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,640 to say "cheers" with Bottacin wine. 285 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,849 What will l say to Mr. Kitch?! 286 00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:14,759 What do you want to do? Kill him? 287 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,509 We can only wait 288 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:24,890 and hope. 289 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,470 Weeds never die. 290 00:17:32,349 --> 00:17:35,220 Well, now that he's better I can say... 291 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,299 he's a big hypocrite! 292 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,559 Novenas and rosaries at home but outside... 293 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,210 Lying in shirt and socks 294 00:17:45,559 --> 00:17:46,900 on that cow's bed 295 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,599 close to poor Aunt Ramona's grave. 296 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,369 A hypocrite and a pig too. 297 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,900 Lunch is getting cold. 298 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,380 We're not hungry! 299 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,069 Tosca... 300 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,910 Yes, sir?. 301 00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:05,509 Didn't Mr. Bottacin try it on with you? 302 00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:08,660 You know... a kiss, a fondle? 303 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:10,480 What a question, Mr. Benito... 304 00:18:11,349 --> 00:18:12,519 Come on, speak! 305 00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:15,069 To be honest, soon after Madam died. 306 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,329 Even inside the house! 307 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,150 But then he told me he'd become celibate. 308 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,470 Celibate? ln reality he'd found the grave-digger's wife. 309 00:18:28,299 --> 00:18:29,849 A really dirty man. 310 00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:31,849 A perverted dirty man. 311 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:34,400 Practically a necrophiliac. 312 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:38,170 We could always get the grave-digger's wife as a nurse! 313 00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:42,099 How can it be that you always have such stupid thoughts! 314 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,299 No, no, no. 315 00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:49,160 It's definitely not stupid. 316 00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:54,910 Oh, fuck off! 317 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,309 You're over-revving it, it's not a Fiat 500! 318 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,170 Excuse me, but sometimes you've got to. 319 00:19:01,069 --> 00:19:03,440 You need to know that two years before 320 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:06,579 my illness that mongoloid Benito managed to become 321 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,569 a fracture champion when he fell out of the bath. 322 00:19:10,009 --> 00:19:12,789 Femur, tibia, fibula, humerus, ulna and radius. 323 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,839 To put him back together, 324 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,990 we had to take him to Switzerland 325 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:18,789 to a famous orthopedic clinic 326 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,019 where he spent over 8 months 327 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:23,220 and made... 328 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,170 his good acquaintances. 329 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,009 Car? 330 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,250 Yes. 331 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:30,900 All busted up? 332 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,130 Yes. 333 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:33,529 Suffer, you kraut! 334 00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:37,519 Very kind! Thank you... thank you... 335 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,339 My pleasure, cunt. 336 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,789 Comfortable, eh? 337 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,490 Hope you get cancer! 338 00:20:02,829 --> 00:20:04,000 Benito! 339 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,230 Anna! 340 00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:07,359 - Darling! - My darling! 341 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,990 Oh, I'm sorry, Benito. 342 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,710 l wasn't sure I'd find you. 343 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,849 ln fact l had no hope. 344 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,140 Why? 345 00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:28,279 Perhaps you thought I'd already be married? 346 00:20:28,589 --> 00:20:29,759 It's obvious, 347 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:31,089 a woman like you... 348 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,589 or has every doctor suddenly 349 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:34,910 become impotent? 350 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,099 Oh, they all touch me up, 351 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,269 from the Chief Physician downwards. 352 00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:40,819 I'm the stupid one, 353 00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:42,799 someone who always chooses the wrong doctor 354 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,609 remains a lifelong nurse. 355 00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:47,849 Just a minute. That gynecologist... 356 00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,329 you know the one who wanted to leave his wife 357 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,140 to marry you? 358 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,880 lt finished when he took his wife to the clinic 359 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,819 to give birth to his third child. 360 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:01,059 You wanted to leave your wife to marry me. 361 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:05,039 Er, yes, but l was saying it for real. 362 00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:08,279 You were wrong not to take me seriously. 363 00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:12,200 You get over choosing the wrong doctor, 364 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,690 but choosing the wrong patient as well... 365 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,140 Come on, Benito, it was fun, 366 00:21:18,539 --> 00:21:20,180 but l knew that's all it was. 367 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,740 Well, I'm probably too traditional, 368 00:21:27,049 --> 00:21:29,009 and you don't have to believe me, 369 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,339 but it was a tremendously serious thing for me. 370 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:36,089 Seeing as l don't have to believe you, 371 00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:38,160 l don't believe you. 372 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,009 Come on, Benito, 373 00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:45,059 the knocks I've received 374 00:21:45,259 --> 00:21:46,519 have been useful for something. 375 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,539 At least I'm not charmed by 376 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,839 the first idiot who comes into the clinic 377 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:53,599 with a leg to be treated. 378 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,490 How beautiful, how tall, 379 00:21:58,339 --> 00:21:59,710 how fleshy! 380 00:22:03,619 --> 00:22:04,549 Oh, Benito! 381 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,609 Tell me the truth, did you at least think 382 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:08,099 of me occasionally in all this time? 383 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,630 Everyday, my dear. 384 00:22:10,089 --> 00:22:11,380 Mornings and evenings. 385 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,660 Before or after meals? 386 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:15,059 You don't believe me? 387 00:22:18,029 --> 00:22:19,339 Give me a light. 388 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,490 Right away. 389 00:22:31,009 --> 00:22:32,299 Oh, it's not working. 390 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,319 Nothing of yours ever works. 391 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,940 I'm being unfair. 392 00:22:56,369 --> 00:22:57,599 Surprise! 393 00:22:59,569 --> 00:23:01,319 Oh no, Benito, you're crazy! What's got into your head? 394 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,109 Have l become someone you've got to pay now? 395 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,519 No, no, no. 396 00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:07,750 Benito, 397 00:23:08,049 --> 00:23:09,630 what is it? Tell me. 398 00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:11,880 First payment on your villa. 399 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:13,880 What villa? 400 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:16,269 Or a splendid chalet if you prefer. 401 00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:19,900 View of the Alps, heated swimming pool, sauna. 402 00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:22,339 And you're doing all this for me? 403 00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,059 For Uncle Leonida. 404 00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:29,990 Uncle? Uncle Leonida? Uncle? Look! 405 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,960 Look what I've brought you... 406 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:56,029 Uncle. Uncle! 407 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,400 Look, look at the nurse. 408 00:23:59,970 --> 00:24:01,460 She's your personal nurse, uncle. 409 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:04,680 - Do you like her? - Pussy, pussy, pussy. 410 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:06,490 Yes, yes, pussy, yes. 411 00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:07,970 Uncle, uncle... 412 00:24:08,809 --> 00:24:11,240 Let's go now. Can't you see uncle needs to rest? 413 00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:19,420 He's in your hands... 414 00:24:20,519 --> 00:24:21,630 ...miss! 415 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,369 Let's go. 416 00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:41,230 Traitor, dirty rat. 417 00:24:41,609 --> 00:24:43,339 I'm not blind, you scoundrel, 418 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,369 - you rogue, you whorer! - My love! 419 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,680 You're a sex maniac, you are! 420 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,140 If you think you can bring your Swiss cow home... 421 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:51,289 Me? 422 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,680 Yes, with that tramp of a nurse! 423 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,509 I'm not ltalia! 424 00:24:55,089 --> 00:24:56,519 - l know, l know! - I'll cut it off! 425 00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,920 I'll castrate you, castrate you... 426 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,039 - No, Jole, let's talk! - I'll castrate you! 427 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:11,180 And l always loved you in the shadows. 428 00:25:11,539 --> 00:25:13,650 l was contented with Italia's leftovers. 429 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:17,299 l gave you all of me, my best years! 430 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:20,670 l even gave you a son! 431 00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:23,220 No, dear! You'd already had him! 432 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,059 What do you mean by that? 433 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,230 Do you mean I'm a whore, 434 00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:28,809 you mean I'm a whore? 435 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,109 Oh, no. 436 00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:32,880 Here's the whore! 437 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:34,329 Here's the whore! 438 00:25:35,089 --> 00:25:36,460 Here's the whore! 439 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:38,230 No, calm down! 440 00:25:38,529 --> 00:25:40,869 Here's the whore! Here's the whore! 441 00:25:41,329 --> 00:25:42,940 Fuck the whore! Fuck the whore! 442 00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:44,769 No, Jole, calm down don't ruin the family'! 443 00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,819 Here! Here! Here's the whore! 444 00:25:48,809 --> 00:25:50,420 Here! 445 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,650 Don't come closer, you know? 446 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,710 Don't come closer or I'll scream. 447 00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:08,099 I'll bring the house down. 448 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:10,599 If you come forward I'll scream for help. 449 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,049 I'll scream for help! 450 00:26:15,099 --> 00:26:16,410 Help. 451 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,660 Help. 452 00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:24,339 Help. 453 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,269 Help. 454 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,230 Help. 455 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,450 Help. 456 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,190 Ah, help... 457 00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:38,359 Ah, help... 458 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,259 Ah, help... 459 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:45,859 Help... Hel... 460 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,809 Benito, will you pass the salt please? 461 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,670 Many thanks, very kind. 462 00:26:57,039 --> 00:26:58,410 Good evening everyone! 463 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,900 Good evening. 464 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,269 The young lady's Uncle Leonida's nurse. 465 00:27:05,819 --> 00:27:07,750 - oh. - Why are you late in mess? 466 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,630 You know he has Latin practice on Thursdays. 467 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,200 Let him answer for himself. 468 00:27:12,859 --> 00:27:14,000 What are you doing standing at attention? 469 00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:15,910 Move! Forward! 470 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,470 Of course, Uncle Gustavo. 471 00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:20,289 Aren't you taking your cap off? 472 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:21,690 Of course, Uncle Benito. 473 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,599 With your permission, I'll be right back. 474 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,549 And the books? Do you have to leave them 475 00:27:25,869 --> 00:27:27,359 lying around the whole house? 476 00:27:27,809 --> 00:27:29,039 - Of course, Aunt ltalia. - TelI Tosca to bring your soup. 477 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,309 Alright, mother. 478 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,750 How old is he? 479 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,500 l had him when I was 18. 480 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:41,970 Oh, you're a widow? 481 00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:43,059 - Yes. - No! 482 00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,140 Here's the fruit. 483 00:28:00,569 --> 00:28:01,829 And Adone's soup? 484 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,609 l didn't know he'd arrived. 485 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,289 If nobody tells me anything... 486 00:28:07,779 --> 00:28:08,950 What a madhouse! 487 00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:13,500 What's wrong with you this evening? 488 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:50,470 We're on the bridge. 489 00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:52,849 Defensive fire 490 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,180 20 seconds after my signal. 491 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,970 Ready? 492 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,210 Fire! 493 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,359 This is Pirate Radio. 494 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,069 First bulletin. 495 00:31:08,529 --> 00:31:09,579 Colonel, 496 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,730 now that the old man's dying 497 00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:13,470 you can buy yourself a tank, can't you? 498 00:31:13,869 --> 00:31:15,890 Nane! 499 00:31:17,369 --> 00:31:18,859 Drunkard of a thief! 500 00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:20,500 Leave my radio alone! 501 00:31:21,309 --> 00:31:24,680 We'll cut you to pieces, you war-mongering shit! 502 00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,400 Come here, you chicken! 503 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:28,170 Come out into the open, 504 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:29,730 if you've got the guts! 505 00:31:33,619 --> 00:31:35,230 If uncle dies, I'll have you fired! 506 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,449 Forward Savoy! 507 00:33:26,099 --> 00:33:28,590 l forbid you to speak that name! 508 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:33,059 Run, run, then you're stomach will get smaller, you queer. 509 00:33:33,869 --> 00:33:35,159 - Good morning. - Good morning. 510 00:33:49,489 --> 00:33:50,389 Oh my god, god, god. 511 00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:52,070 l see nudity. 512 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:54,039 Delirium tremens. 513 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,849 I've got to stop drinking. 514 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,699 Nane, l see you! 515 00:34:01,199 --> 00:34:02,369 You know you won't get away. 516 00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:04,579 Give me back the radio right now! 517 00:34:06,539 --> 00:34:09,320 You rogue, I'll catch you, you rat. 518 00:34:10,809 --> 00:34:12,010 Good morning. 519 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:22,329 Hello? Hello! 520 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,170 We've joined the navy, have we? 521 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,099 How come it's turning red? It's not vinegar. 522 00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:37,449 Do you need help, Mr Benito? 523 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,800 No! 524 00:34:58,929 --> 00:35:01,360 I'm still here, Mr Benito. 525 00:35:04,599 --> 00:35:05,710 Take it. 526 00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:10,090 Thank you. 527 00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:15,320 Well? 528 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,119 Well?! 529 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,460 I'm not sure. 530 00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:31,639 Drink it slowly. Sip it, no tall at once! 531 00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,480 Come on! 532 00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:39,889 A Recioto, 533 00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:43,619 full garnet red colour, 534 00:35:44,969 --> 00:35:46,170 smooth, 535 00:35:46,639 --> 00:35:47,690 harmonious, 536 00:35:47,909 --> 00:35:48,929 rounded, 537 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,380 bouquet of mature fruit, 538 00:35:50,809 --> 00:35:52,449 pleasantly sweet, warm... 539 00:35:52,849 --> 00:35:54,159 Yes, l know that, for god's sake! 540 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:55,880 Get to the point! 541 00:35:56,849 --> 00:35:58,190 Get to the point! 542 00:36:00,989 --> 00:36:02,360 Fairly alcoholic, 543 00:36:03,190 --> 00:36:05,380 14 point 4 degrees, 544 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,769 lightly sparkling. 545 00:36:12,969 --> 00:36:14,079 Tannin: 546 00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:16,469 0.2 to 0.4%. 547 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:18,510 2 or 4? 548 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:21,039 0.04 549 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,570 Sulphurous anhydride... 550 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:31,820 380-391. A bit too much. 551 00:36:33,389 --> 00:36:35,969 Did you blend this wine, Mr. Benito? 552 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:39,389 Why do you ask? 553 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:42,510 Because it seems too good! 554 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:46,389 I'll break you in half! I'll break you rat! 555 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,670 May l express my condolences yet, 556 00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:53,210 Mr. Varotto? 557 00:36:53,469 --> 00:36:55,989 The 36 fatal hours are well past. 558 00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,869 I'm still expecting your call. 559 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,500 As you've seen I'm patient, 560 00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:08,170 but not for eternity. 561 00:37:08,650 --> 00:37:10,079 Yes, yes, of course, Mr. Kitch. 562 00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,739 l can assure you it's just a question of hours or days. 563 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,360 At the most, of course. 564 00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:16,710 Listen to me. 565 00:37:17,329 --> 00:37:19,139 Just a few days ago you told me 566 00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:21,380 he was practically in his grave. 567 00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:23,400 What happened? Did he jump out? 568 00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,679 No, he's still in a coma, damn it! 569 00:37:26,409 --> 00:37:27,929 But there are 'comas' 570 00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,500 and... 'comas'. 571 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:33,760 How deep is this one? 572 00:37:34,449 --> 00:37:35,760 How deep? Really deep, 573 00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:37,170 like the Grand Canyon! 574 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:40,880 The Grand Canyon... 575 00:37:44,059 --> 00:37:45,760 The old man's got a tough skin, hasn't he? 576 00:37:47,429 --> 00:37:49,099 Yes, he's really got a tough skin. 577 00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:51,170 He's full-bodied like the wine he produces! 578 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:53,179 Full-bodied, eh? 579 00:37:54,329 --> 00:37:55,289 Well, 580 00:37:56,139 --> 00:37:58,539 the body's corruptible 581 00:37:59,809 --> 00:38:00,980 and... mortal. 582 00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:04,130 lt must be concluded, Mr. Varotto. 583 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:05,280 ls there any hope? 584 00:38:05,610 --> 00:38:08,449 No, no! There isn't any hope! Completely without hope! 585 00:38:09,179 --> 00:38:10,699 So, no hope. 586 00:38:11,449 --> 00:38:13,179 Well, I wish you good luck. 587 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,469 - Speak to you soon. - Yes, yes, of course. 588 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,699 - We'll speak very soon. I'll call you. - No, no. 589 00:38:19,929 --> 00:38:21,599 Don't call me, 590 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,590 I'll call you. 591 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:35,760 Tosca, 592 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,650 go to the lady. She called you. 593 00:38:39,349 --> 00:38:40,170 Which lady? 594 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,820 Which ever one you want! Hurry up! 595 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:43,650 Oh, l see... 596 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:47,139 Yes, yes, I'm going, yes. 597 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:51,949 But... can he see? 598 00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:53,250 Yes. 599 00:38:53,489 --> 00:38:55,159 - So he saw the... - Of course. 600 00:38:56,530 --> 00:38:59,340 Oh! Oh,Virgin Mary! 601 00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:02,889 He doesn't like it any more. 602 00:39:03,369 --> 00:39:04,219 What could have happened 603 00:39:04,539 --> 00:39:05,849 that he doesn't like it anymore? We're ruined, 604 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,610 ruined... 605 00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,960 Uncle Leonida! Uncle Leonida! 606 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:16,230 Think of your family! Please come back, come back! 607 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,840 - Uncle Leonida! - Pussy, pussy, pussy. 608 00:39:21,619 --> 00:39:23,550 Oh, fuck off! He scared me. 609 00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:26,159 He definitely still likes it. 610 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,250 What were you hoping? 611 00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:29,699 That he'd rape me as soon as he saw me? 612 00:39:29,929 --> 00:39:31,659 Come, come with me. You and l have got to have a talk. 613 00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:33,840 What do you want to talk about? Can't you see how he is? 614 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,699 Listen to me, Anna. 615 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,309 There's an urgency here that you can't begin to imagine. 616 00:39:41,409 --> 00:39:42,610 All I can say is: 617 00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:45,230 "Do it baby, and America's yours"!. 618 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:46,829 It's time to attack! 619 00:39:48,309 --> 00:39:50,769 lt doesn't depend on me, nature has its laws. 620 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,030 He needs to recuperate a bit first. 621 00:39:53,650 --> 00:39:55,929 Recuperate! How long will that take? 622 00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:02,079 As long as it takes. 623 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,150 Money thrown away... Seven days have passed... 624 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:09,639 We'll give a week's pay... to that bitch. 625 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,710 Today we speak in verse! 626 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,179 Yes, of rage! Hope she gets cholera! 627 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:18,420 Patience, idiot. The nurse has her strategy! 628 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,380 The Colonel has spoken! 629 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:22,710 It's true! 630 00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:24,860 For uncle to feel worse he must first feel better! 631 00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:26,780 - Who said that? - Benito! 632 00:40:27,289 --> 00:40:28,460 The idiot spoke... 633 00:40:29,889 --> 00:40:31,119 What's it all about? 634 00:40:36,659 --> 00:40:38,940 It's that nature defends itself... 635 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:43,590 To feel worse, he must first feel better! 636 00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:45,820 How much better? 637 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,820 Well enough to be able to... feel worse. 638 00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,050 But how much worse? 639 00:40:51,539 --> 00:40:52,500 Worse, worse. 640 00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:54,610 Worse, worse?. 641 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:56,449 Worse, worse!. 642 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,019 If l left this part of the story 643 00:41:05,659 --> 00:41:07,800 in its original idiom, it's because I wanted 644 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,039 you to really appreciate 645 00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:12,239 the thoughtful delicacy of my heirs. 646 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,420 One week had passed in vain 647 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,500 and the presence of a highly-specialized, 648 00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,519 and even more highly-paid nurse, 649 00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:24,710 had not achieved the desired result. 650 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,639 Or rather, if there was a result, 651 00:41:29,679 --> 00:41:30,670 it didn't concern me. 652 00:41:31,949 --> 00:41:33,909 Such sweet decorum... And such gentle grace, 653 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,329 Attend my Lady's greetings, as she moves... 654 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,900 But, lips can only tremble into silence... 655 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,280 And eyes, do not attempt to gaze at her... 656 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,179 Moving benignly, Clothed in humility... 657 00:42:05,849 --> 00:42:07,780 Untouched by all the praise, along her way, 658 00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:09,750 She seems to be a creature come from... 659 00:42:25,769 --> 00:42:27,849 Miraculously gracious to behold, 660 00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:30,820 Her sweetness, reaches through the eyes... the heart. 661 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:33,050 Who has not felt this, cannot understand 662 00:42:33,449 --> 00:42:35,789 And from her lips it seems there moves 663 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,599 A gracious spirit, so deeply loving, 664 00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,820 that it guards into the souls of men: 665 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:42,449 Sigh... 666 00:42:49,030 --> 00:42:52,980 Well, sir, we've returned to life haven't we? 667 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:56,139 Mummy. 668 00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:04,119 Oh, yes. 669 00:43:04,610 --> 00:43:07,190 l started to feel better. 670 00:43:17,789 --> 00:43:20,099 And at this point l could say he's out of danger... 671 00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,019 But, no! The danger starts now. 672 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:24,849 A second heart attack has no forgiveness. 673 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,059 If you want him alive you've got to 674 00:43:27,429 --> 00:43:29,769 balance on a knife-edge... 675 00:43:31,469 --> 00:43:32,429 You most of all, miss. 676 00:43:33,139 --> 00:43:34,369 Yes, doctor! 677 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,110 The patient is in your hands. 678 00:43:56,119 --> 00:43:58,079 Oh no! You don't lean that way. 679 00:43:58,659 --> 00:44:00,150 It's not that. I'm just hard to please. 680 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:02,340 That's why I'm a good guinea pig. 681 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:03,840 You're not completely wrong. 682 00:44:04,199 --> 00:44:06,340 If it works on him, it'll work on anybody. 683 00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:10,239 Your uncle doesn't need encouraging 684 00:44:10,670 --> 00:44:11,750 to touch me up. 685 00:44:11,969 --> 00:44:12,840 You didn't understand me. 686 00:44:13,309 --> 00:44:14,539 It's not just about a quick feel. 687 00:44:19,579 --> 00:44:22,420 Last night l read in "Healing" 688 00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:27,119 that a screw is relaxing. 689 00:44:28,190 --> 00:44:30,380 It's the tension, 690 00:44:30,889 --> 00:44:32,699 the desire and excitement 691 00:44:34,090 --> 00:44:36,579 which mixes up all the blood inside 692 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,579 preparing for copulation in such a way that... 693 00:44:49,139 --> 00:44:50,429 He's got to throw himself into it like a kamikaze. 694 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,460 That's it, right! Like Pearl Harbor. 695 00:44:53,949 --> 00:44:54,590 Oh, Pearl Harbor! 696 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:56,980 He can't piddle around, 697 00:44:57,619 --> 00:44:58,550 he's got to throw himself into it. 698 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,119 What's with the hat? 699 00:45:00,590 --> 00:45:01,760 My cap. 700 00:45:02,550 --> 00:45:03,809 I'm still a nurse. 701 00:45:04,059 --> 00:45:06,929 l know, but you're a nurse of a certain kind. 702 00:45:07,389 --> 00:45:10,489 Why are you all buttoned-up? Unbutton, unbutton! 703 00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:12,570 You have to... 704 00:45:12,829 --> 00:45:13,880 Oh, there's been an improvement! 705 00:45:15,570 --> 00:45:16,559 See? 706 00:45:18,139 --> 00:45:20,309 Goon, give him the thermometer again. 707 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:28,920 No, no, no! 708 00:45:29,550 --> 00:45:30,570 Where are you putting it? 709 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:32,360 The other side, damn it! 710 00:45:33,389 --> 00:45:34,320 I'll show you. 711 00:45:36,119 --> 00:45:37,260 Nothing... 712 00:45:37,619 --> 00:45:39,260 nothing must be left to chance. 713 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:41,760 You've got to exploit every opportunity. 714 00:45:43,630 --> 00:45:44,650 Any excuse is a good one. 715 00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:46,699 Haven't you ever seen a sexy film? 716 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,050 Pure technique. 717 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:51,650 Sit down here. 718 00:45:52,139 --> 00:45:53,070 Relax 719 00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:55,849 and watch carefully. 720 00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:17,139 This is how it's done. 721 00:46:22,329 --> 00:46:23,559 If you're leaning over 722 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,769 it's obvious you see more. 723 00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:27,539 Of your vest? 724 00:46:27,809 --> 00:46:29,389 Everyone knows the military have no imagination. 725 00:46:29,710 --> 00:46:32,989 And now, see how you should continue... 726 00:46:41,889 --> 00:46:43,619 Removal of the thermometer. 727 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,239 Reading of the temperature. 728 00:47:02,139 --> 00:47:03,340 ls the allusion clear? 729 00:47:04,010 --> 00:47:05,300 The phallic symbol! 730 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,409 Oh, mein gott, 731 00:47:19,559 --> 00:47:20,789 my little pencil! 732 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,409 Where's my little pencil? 733 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,690 Little pencil. 734 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:26,269 I'm looking for my little pencil. Where? 735 00:47:26,699 --> 00:47:28,369 I'm searching for my little pencil. Little pencil. 736 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,730 Oh, here's my little pencil. 737 00:48:04,639 --> 00:48:05,599 Got the hint? 738 00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,639 If you act like that 739 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,119 he's guaranteed to die. 740 00:48:09,769 --> 00:48:11,170 Yes, of laughter... 719 00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:21,720 Drink, sir. 720 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,499 The thermometer has to be removed. 721 00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:26,890 Where did you put it? 722 00:48:27,299 --> 00:48:30,140 My temperature doesn't rise under my armpit, so... 723 00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:33,129 Remove it yourself, come on. 724 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:34,939 l can't, I'll drop the glass. 725 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,149 But my bottom isn't dropping. 726 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:40,350 No, it's not dropping, thank god. 727 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:43,629 Look, look what a lovely instrument you have here. 728 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,120 It's a real mandolin, just how l like them. 729 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:49,020 Let's play a little tune together. 730 00:48:50,919 --> 00:48:52,760 Pain in the arse! It's like being in a station. 731 00:48:53,629 --> 00:48:55,209 May l? Sorry to disturb you, 732 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:57,290 l wanted to say good night. 733 00:48:57,729 --> 00:48:59,459 Good night. Good night, good night. 734 00:48:59,930 --> 00:49:01,040 - Good night. - Good night, Adone. 735 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,979 Good night. Good night! 736 00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:06,790 Do you need anything, miss? 737 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:09,220 No, no, no, she doesn't need anything. Go away. 738 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:11,410 Can I get you anything from town tomorrow? 739 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,439 Listen, he's precious but he's a bore too, you know? 740 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,600 Sir!... 741 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,819 Yes, radio batteries. 742 00:49:19,149 --> 00:49:20,290 How many volts? 743 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:21,850 3,000. 744 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,129 Oh, I don't know. Let's go and check. 745 00:49:30,299 --> 00:49:31,560 I'll give you 'radio'... 746 00:49:52,649 --> 00:49:53,790 lt won't unscrew. 747 00:49:54,149 --> 00:49:55,379 Do you want to try? 748 00:50:04,729 --> 00:50:06,720 Wait, I'll help you. 749 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:11,620 Damn. 750 00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:23,999 Adone, what are you up to? Leave her in peace! 751 00:50:25,319 --> 00:50:28,100 1.5 volts. I'll get some for you tomorrow. 752 00:50:28,790 --> 00:50:29,870 Alright, thanks. 753 00:50:30,419 --> 00:50:33,439 We have to go now, or uncle will get nervous. 754 00:50:38,129 --> 00:50:40,299 A station, just like a station. 755 00:50:45,270 --> 00:50:46,999 May l? May l say hello? 756 00:50:48,209 --> 00:50:49,669 Here's the Lagoon Arrow train. 757 00:50:50,479 --> 00:50:51,560 And you too. 758 00:50:51,910 --> 00:50:53,839 Always here, always under everyone's feet. 759 00:50:54,379 --> 00:50:57,399 You know uncle needs peace, he's got to rest. 760 00:50:57,879 --> 00:50:59,399 Exactly! 761 00:51:00,419 --> 00:51:01,410 Out. 762 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:03,450 Everybody out! 763 00:51:03,819 --> 00:51:04,810 You too. 764 00:51:05,189 --> 00:51:07,589 I've just brought you 765 00:51:08,129 --> 00:51:10,180 a relaxing read. 766 00:51:12,129 --> 00:51:12,950 DEEP THREAT 767 00:51:17,999 --> 00:51:18,959 'Night, uncle, 768 00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:20,450 and sweet dreams. 769 00:51:21,439 --> 00:51:22,520 Goodbye. 770 00:51:23,939 --> 00:51:26,020 Lock it with the key because tonight's going badly. 771 00:51:27,410 --> 00:51:29,660 All we need now is Gustavo to play lights-out. 772 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:35,600 Left! Forward! March! 773 00:52:02,279 --> 00:52:03,180 The 'Breaching of Porta Pia'? 774 00:52:03,419 --> 00:52:04,470 No. 775 00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:07,290 - The 'Breaching of Porta Pia'? - No, no, no. 776 00:52:11,959 --> 00:52:13,629 The 'Breaching of Porta Pia'? 777 00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:15,419 Murderous coward. 778 00:53:07,249 --> 00:53:08,240 Charge! 782 00:53:09,339 --> 00:53:11,830 The powder's getting damper and damper. 783 00:53:14,310 --> 00:53:16,479 A fanfare was enough for him once. 784 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,760 And don't ask me how l know, because 785 00:53:20,319 --> 00:53:22,220 I've also got my secret services. 786 00:53:22,819 --> 00:53:25,040 Sir, every family has a black sheep. 787 00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:26,620 We've got a flock! 788 00:53:30,930 --> 00:53:32,419 You're lucky you can laugh, 789 00:53:33,029 --> 00:53:34,930 but l assure you it's something to cry about. 790 00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:40,100 Maybe his powder's damp, 791 00:53:40,410 --> 00:53:41,990 but Mr. Gustavo's doing an encore. 792 00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:43,669 What encore? 793 00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:46,189 It's Tosca, poor fool. 794 00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:48,569 She tries it every time, 795 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,629 but the cannon won't fire any more. 796 00:54:10,669 --> 00:54:11,689 - Tosca! - At your service. 797 00:54:11,899 --> 00:54:13,600 - Where's the young lady? - The nurse? 798 00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:14,870 She's not upstairs. 799 00:54:15,069 --> 00:54:16,089 Then l don't know. 800 00:54:16,569 --> 00:54:18,850 l saw her talking to Mr. Benito in the living room 801 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,379 earlier, but now l don't know. 802 00:54:24,419 --> 00:54:26,970 How beautiful, how tall, how fleshy! 803 00:54:27,749 --> 00:54:30,060 Anna, tall Anna! You make me lose my head. 804 00:54:32,959 --> 00:54:34,540 - My god, my god! - Did you hear it? 805 00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:36,609 Jole! It's all over, all over! 806 00:54:43,229 --> 00:54:44,370 There's no-one here. 807 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,569 Maybe it was a mouse. 808 00:54:56,410 --> 00:54:57,720 The batteries! 806 00:55:14,330 --> 00:55:15,999 Damn! Drunkard! Rogue! Bugger off! 807 00:55:17,129 --> 00:55:18,770 Bastard! Idiot! 808 00:55:19,999 --> 00:55:21,140 It's an emergency! 809 00:55:21,370 --> 00:55:23,450 Didn't you hear the siren, inhuman people? 810 00:55:29,609 --> 00:55:31,040 A tube of "Piramidone'", doctor. 811 00:55:32,919 --> 00:55:35,410 I'm not a doctor, and this isn't a pharmacy. 812 00:55:36,089 --> 00:55:37,819 You got the wrong door, Nane. 813 00:55:39,859 --> 00:55:41,760 Damn! 814 00:55:42,330 --> 00:55:44,290 l was called by instinct. 815 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:47,959 Well, now that I'm here, give me a grappa. 816 00:55:49,870 --> 00:55:51,129 - ls the old man worse? - No, no. 817 00:55:51,999 --> 00:55:53,430 It's the youngster, Adone. 818 00:55:54,299 --> 00:55:56,290 He was suddenly hit by a raging fever. 819 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,879 No, no Adone. 820 00:56:11,249 --> 00:56:13,299 No, my dear. It's me, your mother. 821 00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:14,890 - Whore. - What did you say? 822 00:56:16,729 --> 00:56:17,899 Whore! 823 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,339 Don't you recognize me, Adone? 824 00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:22,770 - Don't you recognize your mummy? - Whore! 825 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,049 Tart... 826 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:26,770 He's delirious. 827 00:56:27,069 --> 00:56:28,379 Growing pains. 828 00:56:30,569 --> 00:56:32,589 Whore! Tart! Sow! 829 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:36,149 "How beautiful, how tall, how fleshy!" 830 00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:38,069 Adone, snap out of it! 831 00:56:38,419 --> 00:56:40,379 Pussy! 832 00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:42,740 He's delirious. 833 00:56:44,249 --> 00:56:45,479 He won't say anything, 834 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,140 I'm certain. 835 00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:49,279 Wait till the fever passes, 836 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,209 and I'll take care of him. 837 00:56:51,930 --> 00:56:52,830 How? 838 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,330 l don't know. 839 00:56:56,069 --> 00:56:58,029 l obviously can't deny what he saw. 840 00:56:58,669 --> 00:57:00,010 But if he didn't just see us? If he heard us? 841 00:57:00,399 --> 00:57:02,740 What? The romantic words 842 00:57:03,270 --> 00:57:04,879 you were saying at the time? 843 00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,220 It's not a laughing matter! 844 00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:09,379 Take a step back to when we were talking about uncle. 845 00:57:09,910 --> 00:57:12,160 You said he was on the road to his grave, 846 00:57:12,580 --> 00:57:15,479 and l asked you if you could push him forwards. 847 00:57:16,290 --> 00:57:17,140 Exact words. 848 00:57:17,319 --> 00:57:18,430 But that was earlier. 849 00:57:18,819 --> 00:57:20,779 How do you know how long he was spying there for? 850 00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:26,609 - My god! - That wanker! 851 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,620 I'm out. 852 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:36,359 No, Anna, what are you doing? Bloody hell! 853 00:57:37,169 --> 00:57:38,279 This isn't the time to lose your head! 854 00:57:41,010 --> 00:57:43,290 And if he tells Mr. Bottacin, or the police?! 855 00:57:43,979 --> 00:57:45,029 Relax. 856 00:57:45,950 --> 00:57:47,029 Nothing's happened yet. 857 00:57:52,359 --> 00:57:53,819 Let's talk it over. 858 00:58:03,430 --> 00:58:04,450 I'm out. 859 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,850 - I'm scared. - No, for god's sake. 860 00:58:08,169 --> 00:58:09,749 Let's think before we give it all up. 861 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,350 After all the work I've done! 862 00:58:12,279 --> 00:58:13,950 Come on, darling, 863 00:58:15,310 --> 00:58:16,540 if you don't help me... 864 00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:23,879 ldiot! 865 00:58:24,350 --> 00:58:25,370 We've been waiting 3 hours for you! 866 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,450 Where's the "Piramidone"? 867 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,629 It's here, here, here. 868 00:58:31,930 --> 00:58:33,950 The delay was regrettably due 869 00:58:34,330 --> 00:58:36,439 to losing my way. Good evening. 870 00:58:36,899 --> 00:58:37,770 Give it to me. 871 00:58:37,999 --> 00:58:39,430 Give it to me. If we wait for you to take it... 872 00:58:40,370 --> 00:58:41,450 Thank you, thank you. 873 00:58:42,169 --> 00:58:43,600 ln that case 874 00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:46,080 I'll take the opportunity to finish something 875 00:58:47,609 --> 00:58:49,890 l left, l left... 876 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,129 half-finished. 877 00:58:58,249 --> 00:58:59,479 - I'm still here. - Right. 878 00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:08,249 Oh, sweet kisses. Oh, 879 00:59:09,729 --> 00:59:11,339 languid caresses. 880 00:59:12,839 --> 00:59:13,799 While trembling 881 00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:25,209 Oh, my god! 882 00:59:30,049 --> 00:59:30,919 What happened? 883 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:32,589 He got drunk. 884 00:59:33,459 --> 00:59:34,830 Take the "Piramidone". 885 00:59:35,129 --> 00:59:36,089 Mr Bottacin? 886 00:59:36,290 --> 00:59:37,160 He's reading. 887 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,959 Anna... Anna! 888 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,600 If he dies now 889 00:59:46,839 --> 00:59:48,100 and Adone knows something, that's it. 890 00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:50,479 So try to keep calm. 891 01:00:01,479 --> 01:00:04,029 l have never loved life as l do now. 892 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,939 Mr. Bottacin, Mr. Bottacin! 893 01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:13,870 Oh, my god, 894 01:00:15,229 --> 01:00:16,490 you scared me. 895 01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:19,200 I've got a tough skin. 896 01:00:20,669 --> 01:00:21,749 lt sent me to sleep, 897 01:00:22,470 --> 01:00:24,249 these books are dead boring. 898 01:00:25,979 --> 01:00:28,089 l like to do things, 899 01:00:29,049 --> 01:00:29,950 not read about them. 900 01:00:37,890 --> 01:00:40,379 No, sir, you mustn't be naughty. 901 01:00:41,290 --> 01:00:44,249 l could be very dangerous in your condition. 902 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,810 Mr. Bottacin! 903 01:01:00,910 --> 01:01:02,990 Hi! How do you feel? 904 01:01:04,209 --> 01:01:05,169 STRATEGY OF A MURDER 905 01:01:10,319 --> 01:01:11,870 Sometimes you act like a child. 906 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:17,140 How stupid of me, 907 01:01:17,890 --> 01:01:19,200 you are a child! 908 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,499 If not, 909 01:01:24,029 --> 01:01:26,339 it wouldn't be necessary to tell you certain things. 910 01:01:30,609 --> 01:01:32,279 Good heavens, Adone, 911 01:01:33,279 --> 01:01:35,330 you caught me with your uncle... so what? 912 01:01:37,609 --> 01:01:39,450 Yes, alright, at... 913 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,410 at your age you see things through... 914 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,859 ...poet's eyes, 915 01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:49,749 you worship people you like. 916 01:01:50,629 --> 01:01:54,640 Because you liked me, didn't you? 917 01:01:57,299 --> 01:01:59,959 Adone, look at me. 918 01:02:00,839 --> 01:02:02,270 If there's something I'm sorry about 919 01:02:02,810 --> 01:02:04,479 it's having ruined that feeling, 920 01:02:05,410 --> 01:02:07,629 but l don't feel to blame 921 01:02:08,510 --> 01:02:10,879 because a woman... You see, a single woman 922 01:02:13,419 --> 01:02:15,729 needs... 923 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,589 a man, 924 01:02:19,290 --> 01:02:22,629 even if he's a cretin. 925 01:02:24,689 --> 01:02:25,999 lt happens to everyone, 926 01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,689 I'm not an exception. 927 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,810 The 3 minutes are up. 928 01:02:32,399 --> 01:02:34,010 Please close the door when you leave. 929 01:02:40,209 --> 01:02:41,350 Jealousy, it's all jealousy! 930 01:02:41,709 --> 01:02:42,729 l told you there was nothing else. 931 01:02:43,249 --> 01:02:44,450 - You think so? - Yes. 932 01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:47,100 - Know how he welcomed me? - How? 933 01:02:49,249 --> 01:02:51,299 By reading "Strategy of a Murder". 934 01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:57,209 Bloody bastard! Now he wants a war of nerves. 935 01:02:57,959 --> 01:02:59,770 lt can't be a coincidence, can it? 936 01:03:00,930 --> 01:03:02,770 No, unfortunately not. 937 01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:05,779 No, no, wait. And if it was a coincidence? 938 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:07,689 You're hard-headed. 939 01:03:08,270 --> 01:03:10,109 You've got to consider all the possibilities. 940 01:03:10,470 --> 01:03:12,660 Does it seem right to you that the American business 941 01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:15,279 goes down the pan due to a novice 942 01:03:15,779 --> 01:03:17,180 who likes reading thrillers? No, no... 943 01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:20,390 We've got to drag out everything he knows. 944 01:03:24,049 --> 01:03:25,979 You definitely don't lack the means to find out. 945 01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:27,680 I'm not involved anymore. 946 01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:29,959 Oh, come on, darling, meine shatzy. 947 01:03:31,089 --> 01:03:32,109 What have you got to lose? 948 01:03:32,359 --> 01:03:34,819 If he knows something, we'll give it all up, 949 01:03:35,370 --> 01:03:36,510 and you'll happily go back to 950 01:03:36,770 --> 01:03:37,879 your cuckoo clocks in Bern. 951 01:03:38,229 --> 01:03:40,220 You can count on it, mydear! On the first plane! 952 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:42,660 Alright... 953 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,760 Strategy of a Murder? 954 01:03:50,345 --> 01:03:51,544 Strategy of a fuck-up! 955 01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:02,104 Colonel? 956 01:04:02,825 --> 01:04:03,845 Decaffeinated? 957 01:04:04,325 --> 01:04:05,524 Oh yes, decaffeinated. 958 01:04:08,825 --> 01:04:11,135 Who's that? Tee-ron-eh Pover? 959 01:04:11,635 --> 01:04:13,974 Tyrone Power! Idiot! 960 01:04:14,564 --> 01:04:15,794 Tyrone Power! 961 01:04:16,774 --> 01:04:18,144 Romina's father? 962 01:04:18,575 --> 01:04:20,244 Jole, it's Albano's father-in-law! 963 01:04:21,044 --> 01:04:22,825 l heard you, l heard you. 964 01:04:25,474 --> 01:04:26,735 It's the third year of the war. 965 01:04:26,985 --> 01:04:28,825 Hitler's force shave already invaded Europe. 966 01:04:29,914 --> 01:04:31,555 Stalin's army is in difficulty. 967 01:04:32,084 --> 01:04:34,334 Goering's Luftwaffe is opposed only by proud, 968 01:04:35,124 --> 01:04:36,465 fully-stretched England. 969 01:04:36,755 --> 01:04:38,454 "Perfidious Albion'", as he called it. 970 01:04:39,325 --> 01:04:40,314 London inflames. 971 01:04:43,765 --> 01:04:44,905 Good evening. 972 01:04:45,195 --> 01:04:46,044 Good evening. 973 01:04:46,334 --> 01:04:47,535 Do you prefer being closer or farther away? 974 01:04:47,805 --> 01:04:50,434 Get up. Let the nurse be comfortable, come on. 975 01:04:52,535 --> 01:04:54,115 Jole? Jole, you come here. 976 01:05:07,184 --> 01:05:08,115 No, no, you stay there. 977 01:05:08,954 --> 01:05:10,595 Make yourself comfortable. 978 01:05:12,624 --> 01:05:13,765 ltalia, take that chair over there. 979 01:05:16,765 --> 01:05:17,965 What's all this about? 980 01:05:18,865 --> 01:05:19,945 You're not transparent, you know. 981 01:05:24,405 --> 01:05:26,155 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 982 01:05:29,814 --> 01:05:31,485 It's one of those films you love. 983 01:05:42,084 --> 01:05:43,604 But on the 7th of December '41, 984 01:05:44,224 --> 01:05:46,474 a Sunday, on the orders of AdmiraI Yamamoto, the Japanese 985 01:05:46,865 --> 01:05:49,615 attack the United States of America by surprise. 986 01:05:50,564 --> 01:05:52,055 It's Pearl Harbor. 987 01:05:56,164 --> 01:05:58,354 Evil yellow-faced traitors! 988 01:05:59,075 --> 01:06:00,885 All's fair in love and war! 989 01:06:34,374 --> 01:06:35,635 Mr. Gustavo... 990 01:07:00,734 --> 01:07:02,345 Uncle Gustavo. Where are you going? 991 01:07:03,005 --> 01:07:04,294 l thought you liked the film. 992 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:08,005 I've already seen it twice... twice. 993 01:07:22,454 --> 01:07:25,414 Fuck you. It's always these porn films. 994 01:07:27,824 --> 01:07:29,315 Joe, Joe! 995 01:07:30,294 --> 01:07:32,345 Mary! Mary, I'm here! 996 01:07:33,105 --> 01:07:35,595 Look Jole! Jole, he looks just like Romina! 997 01:07:41,345 --> 01:07:42,864 My love, my love! 998 01:07:45,175 --> 01:07:46,954 Oh Mary, you've arrived at last. 999 01:07:47,784 --> 01:07:49,864 Joe, I thought l wouldn't arrive in time. 1000 01:07:50,515 --> 01:07:52,624 Mary, Mary, Mary, I'll make the Japanese pay 1001 01:07:53,084 --> 01:07:54,815 for stealing the first night of our honeymoon. 1002 01:07:55,385 --> 01:07:57,114 Be careful, my love. 1003 01:07:59,294 --> 01:08:00,965 I'll come back, l promise you. 1004 01:08:01,965 --> 01:08:02,895 I'll come back. 1005 01:08:03,294 --> 01:08:04,555 I'll be waiting for you, my love, 1006 01:08:04,935 --> 01:08:06,305 I'll be waiting for you! 1007 01:08:17,414 --> 01:08:18,965 Let's play soldiers, eh? 1008 01:08:22,944 --> 01:08:23,994 War is war, 1009 01:08:24,784 --> 01:08:27,154 and in war there's always a black-out. 1010 01:08:31,925 --> 01:08:33,765 "Make love, not war", 1011 01:08:35,364 --> 01:08:36,975 but he makes love and war. 1012 01:08:42,805 --> 01:08:43,914 lt doesn't seem right to me, 1013 01:08:45,305 --> 01:08:46,414 l want peace... 1014 01:08:47,374 --> 01:08:48,954 ...peace of mind! 1015 01:08:52,515 --> 01:08:55,944 Bloody electricity company! Who cut the electricity? 1016 01:08:57,315 --> 01:08:59,015 What a shame, Benito. 1017 01:08:59,414 --> 01:09:00,755 We'll miss the whole film. 1018 01:09:03,454 --> 01:09:05,124 Hope it makes you impotent 1019 01:09:05,694 --> 01:09:06,715 for the rest of your life! 1020 01:09:21,544 --> 01:09:22,834 Dramatic, isn't it? 1021 01:09:24,645 --> 01:09:26,105 It's a tragedy. 1022 01:09:32,914 --> 01:09:34,114 What are you doing here? 1023 01:09:34,454 --> 01:09:35,595 What do you want? 1024 01:09:43,465 --> 01:09:45,244 l didn't call for you. l don't need anything! 1025 01:09:53,175 --> 01:09:54,635 Why don't you go now? 1026 01:10:03,355 --> 01:10:04,815 What are you trying to do? 1027 01:10:05,255 --> 01:10:07,425 You're crazy! Leave me in peace! 1028 01:11:42,984 --> 01:11:44,215 l won't look anyway! 1029 01:11:45,484 --> 01:11:46,775 So don't look. 1030 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:52,560 Roma! 1031 01:12:53,489 --> 01:12:57,619 Conti... Negrisolo... Rocca... 1032 01:12:59,189 --> 01:13:01,239 Cordova... Santarini... 1033 01:13:02,659 --> 01:13:05,060 Porini... Prati... 1034 01:13:05,770 --> 01:13:07,640 De Sisti... Ba... 1035 01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:13,279 Don't laugh, don't laugh! 1036 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,899 Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, 1037 01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:18,930 don't laugh! 1038 01:13:28,689 --> 01:13:31,350 Whore! l hate you, l hate you! 1039 01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:33,300 - Whore! - Yes! 1040 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,250 Whore! Murderer! 1041 01:13:40,939 --> 01:13:42,340 What did you say? I'm telling you, 1042 01:13:43,039 --> 01:13:45,729 repeat it. Repeat that word. 1043 01:13:46,710 --> 01:13:48,350 Say "murderer'! 1044 01:13:51,079 --> 01:13:53,479 l got it out of you, didn't l? 1045 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,739 Look me in the face, look at me! 1046 01:14:02,189 --> 01:14:03,829 Do you think I've got a criminal's face? 1047 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,050 But l heard you! 1048 01:14:09,430 --> 01:14:11,649 l know you heard, you heard well. 1049 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,170 But you didn't understand anything. 1050 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:15,460 l understood everything! 1051 01:14:15,670 --> 01:14:17,250 You've made a deal with Uncle Benito! 1052 01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:22,970 Not just with him, 1053 01:14:23,810 --> 01:14:26,029 but with the entire holy family, 1054 01:14:27,979 --> 01:14:29,270 your mother included. 1055 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:31,920 Yes, her too. 1056 01:14:32,289 --> 01:14:34,130 She's in it up to her neck. 1057 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,689 That's why they got me to come here from Switzerland. 1058 01:14:39,289 --> 01:14:41,689 l thought I'd be up to it... 1059 01:14:43,359 --> 01:14:45,909 basically it's just helping an old man to die. 1060 01:14:47,069 --> 01:14:48,770 But when l was faced with him 1061 01:14:50,939 --> 01:14:52,460 l couldn't do it. 1062 01:14:53,539 --> 01:14:55,710 Liar! You were just waiting for the right opportunity! 1063 01:14:59,350 --> 01:15:00,720 If I'd wanted to, your uncle would have 1064 01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:02,920 already been in the cemetery for some time now. 1065 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,310 Do you love Uncle Benito? 1066 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:12,899 How stupid! 1067 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,180 I'm just trying to gain time. 1068 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,909 So? 1069 01:15:18,670 --> 01:15:20,069 So what? 1070 01:15:23,869 --> 01:15:25,600 I'm scared to look at you. 1071 01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,420 I'm ashamed. 1072 01:15:28,210 --> 01:15:29,550 Please forgive me, 1073 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:31,789 you're an angel! 1074 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:35,510 No, I'm not exactly an angel, 1075 01:15:36,350 --> 01:15:39,659 but in my life I've never even hurt a fly. 1076 01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:44,590 Don't you feel a bit stupid? 1077 01:15:44,890 --> 01:15:45,850 Me? No, never. 1078 01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:49,250 Why? 1079 01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:51,710 She was supposed to give the uncle the last rites, 1080 01:15:52,529 --> 01:15:53,729 but she's... 1081 01:15:54,170 --> 01:15:56,189 baptizing the nephew instead. 1082 01:15:57,439 --> 01:16:00,460 Whore! Tart! What's she doing up there? 1083 01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:02,779 I've got a stomach ache from the nerves! 1084 01:16:03,310 --> 01:16:04,359 With all that salami? 1085 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,329 That's the fifth you've eaten, so it's not nerves. 1086 01:16:08,119 --> 01:16:09,489 We've been waiting 2 hours. 1087 01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:11,279 There's no news, is there? 1088 01:16:12,489 --> 01:16:13,779 Oh, fuck! 1089 01:16:14,119 --> 01:16:15,850 Adone's taking care of that! 1090 01:16:18,189 --> 01:16:19,270 l confess 1091 01:16:20,289 --> 01:16:23,100 that with a little fanfare in the background 1092 01:16:24,069 --> 01:16:25,300 l could also... 1093 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,430 Well? 1094 01:16:50,890 --> 01:16:52,260 He knows nothing. 1095 01:16:53,029 --> 01:16:55,279 lt was all jealousy. 1096 01:16:57,630 --> 01:16:59,180 Great, great! 1097 01:16:59,770 --> 01:17:01,409 So everything's like it was before. 1098 01:17:01,869 --> 01:17:03,859 A real toast's appropriate now! 1099 01:17:08,710 --> 01:17:09,880 Wine, vin nouveau, holy wine, 1100 01:17:10,210 --> 01:17:11,939 Mr. Bottacin goes into the holy ground. 1101 01:17:15,949 --> 01:17:18,060 She's doing it, Benito, she's doing it! 1102 01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:21,260 Benito, Benito 1103 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:22,779 she's doing it! 1104 01:17:23,119 --> 01:17:24,899 Benito! Benito, she's doing it, 1105 01:17:25,859 --> 01:17:28,470 she's doing it! She's doing it! 1106 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,020 At last, she's decided to listen to me. 1107 01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:32,420 At last. 1108 01:17:32,729 --> 01:17:34,069 Yes, but in over 20 days did 1109 01:17:34,340 --> 01:17:35,630 she have to do it right now? 1110 01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:44,329 Well? 1111 01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:45,449 She's doing it, she's doing it! 1112 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,390 Look, look! 1113 01:17:48,149 --> 01:17:49,460 Under the weeping willow. 1114 01:17:50,989 --> 01:17:51,840 Fuck! 1115 01:18:11,609 --> 01:18:14,159 Poor old Ramona called this the 'Path of Love'. 1116 01:18:15,079 --> 01:18:17,300 Looks like a path of shit to me. 1117 01:18:18,779 --> 01:18:20,420 I'm sorry l brought you here, Anna, 1118 01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:23,829 but to be honest 1119 01:18:24,289 --> 01:18:26,069 l had something else in mind. 1120 01:18:27,489 --> 01:18:29,979 Good god, I'm covered in shit! 1121 01:18:30,529 --> 01:18:31,579 You deserve it. 1122 01:18:31,930 --> 01:18:34,920 You keep forgetting I'm a nurse 1123 01:18:35,399 --> 01:18:36,449 and you're a patient 1124 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:39,750 and there are some things you can't do. 1125 01:18:41,399 --> 01:18:44,390 No, no, no. Now you've punished me, 1126 01:18:44,869 --> 01:18:46,100 we can go back inside. 1127 01:18:51,949 --> 01:18:53,060 Well? 1128 01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:56,989 Has she finished? 1129 01:18:58,390 --> 01:18:59,590 Finished. 1130 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:01,420 And him? 1131 01:19:02,819 --> 01:19:03,779 Walking. 1132 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,020 The final footsteps! 1133 01:19:10,199 --> 01:19:11,430 Give them to me. 1134 01:19:15,869 --> 01:19:17,300 Why are you laughing? 1135 01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:20,489 The pig's fine, he's revived! 1136 01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:22,430 Mr. Benito! 1137 01:19:23,109 --> 01:19:24,449 America's on the telephone! 1138 01:19:38,390 --> 01:19:40,289 What else can l say to the Americans? 1139 01:19:40,729 --> 01:19:41,810 What can l tell them? 1140 01:19:44,630 --> 01:19:46,500 He could have given me an appointment in paradise, 1141 01:19:46,869 --> 01:19:50,000 that son of a bitch. He's got a Cadillac, automatic! 1142 01:19:52,109 --> 01:19:54,069 Relax, relax, Benito, calm down. 1143 01:19:54,609 --> 01:19:56,359 He's got the money, but he's American. 1144 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,140 Na�ve people, big kids. 1145 01:19:58,510 --> 01:20:01,470 Can't compare with the shrewd Latins, the Latin lover. 1146 01:20:02,579 --> 01:20:04,600 Two well-chosen words and Mr. Kitch 1147 01:20:04,949 --> 01:20:06,680 will wait 'tiI Judgement Day. 1148 01:20:08,619 --> 01:20:10,369 "Dear Mr. Kitch 1149 01:20:10,829 --> 01:20:13,609 your interest in Bottacin & Co. is obvious. " 1150 01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,529 Obvious, my arse! 1151 01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:20,270 This road goes to Zanibon & Toso Brothers 1152 01:20:21,170 --> 01:20:22,840 to the Bruseghin & Traverso cellars, 1153 01:20:23,270 --> 01:20:24,380 to the Veneta Winery... 1154 01:20:25,470 --> 01:20:27,050 it's all over, all over! 1155 01:20:28,039 --> 01:20:29,850 Careful, Benito, careful! 1156 01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:37,189 lt all depends on you now. 1157 01:20:44,689 --> 01:20:47,319 Bloody hell, now it's raining as well. 1158 01:20:52,729 --> 01:20:55,449 Saint Justine give me the words, 1159 01:20:56,470 --> 01:20:59,539 Saint Sophia help me tell a good lie, 1160 01:21:00,609 --> 01:21:03,949 Saint Gaetano confuse this cunt of an American... 1161 01:21:12,789 --> 01:21:14,750 America is always punctual. 1162 01:21:15,689 --> 01:21:17,649 I've got good news, good news. 1163 01:21:18,130 --> 01:21:19,470 We're there, almost. 1164 01:21:20,229 --> 01:21:22,220 Just a few small formalities. 1165 01:21:23,199 --> 01:21:24,340 ls he dead? 1166 01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:27,319 That's one of the formalities. 1167 01:21:27,939 --> 01:21:29,779 You're a turd, Mr. Cagotto. 1168 01:21:31,270 --> 01:21:32,289 Varotto. 1169 01:21:32,609 --> 01:21:34,189 No, no, no, Cagotto. 1170 01:21:41,949 --> 01:21:44,500 Fuck off! 1171 01:21:55,029 --> 01:21:57,960 lN ECHO'S VALLEY: THE CELLARS ZANIBON &TOSO BROTHERS 1172 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:21,739 It's too much. 1173 01:22:22,090 --> 01:22:23,319 Take it anyway. 1174 01:22:23,659 --> 01:22:25,560 Consider it as confirming our recognition 1175 01:22:25,989 --> 01:22:27,949 of how well you treated Mr. Bottacin 1176 01:22:28,430 --> 01:22:29,689 and that we're just friends again. 1177 01:22:30,100 --> 01:22:32,560 l can't. l didn't do anything to deserve it. 1178 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:34,729 That's what l said. 1179 01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:37,720 Please Italia, we agreed we wouldn't stir up trouble. 1180 01:22:38,510 --> 01:22:39,649 Alright, alright. 1181 01:22:39,909 --> 01:22:42,130 No, no, no, Madam Italia's right. 1182 01:22:42,510 --> 01:22:43,800 Our deal was a different one, 1183 01:22:44,149 --> 01:22:46,199 and l broke it voluntarily. 1184 01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:47,750 You what?! 1185 01:22:50,279 --> 01:22:51,710 l thought you'd realized. 1186 01:22:52,649 --> 01:22:53,850 lt seemed obvious. 1187 01:22:55,090 --> 01:22:56,819 When I came here we agreed 1188 01:22:57,489 --> 01:22:59,859 I'd act in a certain way with Mr. Bottacin... 1189 01:23:02,130 --> 01:23:05,060 You didn't take me on to cure him. 1190 01:23:05,930 --> 01:23:06,979 So? 1191 01:23:08,770 --> 01:23:10,439 l didn't want to. 1192 01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:13,930 When I saw him 1193 01:23:15,909 --> 01:23:17,199 so defenseless, 1194 01:23:17,550 --> 01:23:19,250 l realized l didn't have 1195 01:23:20,050 --> 01:23:21,279 the qualities of a murderer, 1196 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,989 and then l ended up liking him. 1197 01:23:25,119 --> 01:23:27,369 So l acted a part for you 1198 01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:29,239 to give him time to heal. 1199 01:23:30,319 --> 01:23:32,020 And l assure you it was needed because 1200 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,369 Mr. Leonida can be really 1201 01:23:34,659 --> 01:23:36,439 naughty when he wants to. 1202 01:23:38,229 --> 01:23:41,420 What? You ugly cow! Traitor! 1203 01:23:43,369 --> 01:23:45,100 Benito! Benito, no! 1204 01:23:45,409 --> 01:23:47,369 I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! 1205 01:23:47,739 --> 01:23:49,199 You whore, whore! 1206 01:23:50,180 --> 01:23:51,550 Take your severance pay and go. 1207 01:23:52,409 --> 01:23:54,109 No, I can't accept it. 1208 01:23:54,449 --> 01:23:57,229 What, that bitch wants to threaten us? 1209 01:23:57,689 --> 01:23:58,800 No, no, I don't... 1210 01:23:59,050 --> 01:24:01,130 How much do you want? You've got a price, haven't you? 1211 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:02,989 l told you l don't want anything! 1212 01:24:03,260 --> 01:24:04,399 Your money makes me sick! 1213 01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:06,859 So, get out right now! 1214 01:24:07,729 --> 01:24:09,479 Get out! Out! 1215 01:24:10,199 --> 01:24:12,220 No, damn it! You've all got to go! 1216 01:24:17,939 --> 01:24:19,579 But uncle, you don't really think we... 1217 01:24:20,210 --> 01:24:21,199 Out! 1218 01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:22,380 Sir! 1219 01:24:22,710 --> 01:24:23,909 Murderous scum! 1220 01:24:24,279 --> 01:24:25,359 Remember the doctor's advice. 1221 01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:28,529 Out. 1222 01:24:29,449 --> 01:24:31,699 l don't want to hear about you ever again. 1223 01:24:32,350 --> 01:24:34,979 No more fanfares no more bragging! 1224 01:24:35,819 --> 01:24:38,220 and above all, no more cuckolding. 1225 01:24:38,859 --> 01:24:40,590 The only thing I dislike 1226 01:24:40,899 --> 01:24:43,210 is that I can't get angry. 1227 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:44,729 Uncle... 1228 01:24:45,369 --> 01:24:47,359 Fuck off. 1229 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,199 We're going, we're going. It's all that tart's fault. 1230 01:24:50,699 --> 01:24:51,750 You're the tart! 1231 01:24:52,310 --> 01:24:53,979 Ugly whore that you are! 1232 01:24:55,310 --> 01:24:57,390 Get out of here, you blood-suckers! 1233 01:24:58,310 --> 01:24:59,859 Eating someone else's bread! 1234 01:25:00,310 --> 01:25:01,890 You tried to suck my blood 1235 01:25:02,319 --> 01:25:03,630 but now the party's over! 1236 01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,760 Hope you die of hunger! Of hunger! 1237 01:25:09,119 --> 01:25:10,699 - One's out. - Pleb! 1238 01:25:11,529 --> 01:25:12,430 Two out. 1239 01:25:14,430 --> 01:25:15,449 Three out. 1240 01:25:19,770 --> 01:25:21,199 The fall of the Third Reich! 1241 01:25:21,569 --> 01:25:22,470 Bloody hell. 1242 01:25:22,770 --> 01:25:23,819 You're laughing, eh? 1243 01:25:24,270 --> 01:25:25,850 Now you're all mine. 1244 01:25:26,909 --> 01:25:28,550 Where do you think you're running to? 1245 01:25:29,779 --> 01:25:31,210 Come here, come here! 1246 01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:33,340 Butterfly, 1247 01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:34,750 butterfly! 1248 01:25:37,689 --> 01:25:38,829 Goodbye, Uncle Leonida. 1249 01:25:39,319 --> 01:25:41,430 Adone, remember this house 1250 01:25:41,989 --> 01:25:44,270 is always open to you. Bye. 1251 01:25:44,659 --> 01:25:46,470 Adone! Let's go! Hurry up! 1252 01:25:51,970 --> 01:25:52,960 Goodbye, Anna. 1253 01:25:53,270 --> 01:25:54,529 Bye, Adone. 1254 01:25:56,369 --> 01:25:57,659 Bye. 1255 01:26:00,770 --> 01:26:01,670 Goodbye. 1256 01:26:10,579 --> 01:26:11,810 No, no, no, no, no. 1257 01:26:12,050 --> 01:26:14,130 Fortunately the story doesn't end here. 1258 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:16,510 Or unfortunately... 1259 01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:26,770 "To Mr. Giovanni 'Nane' Garbin, 1260 01:26:27,569 --> 01:26:30,699 Villa Bottacin, Conegliano Veneto, Province of Treviso: 1261 01:26:31,909 --> 01:26:35,279 Greetings, Mr. Leonida and wife". 1262 01:26:37,779 --> 01:26:40,439 "To Dear Miss Tosca Floria Zanin 1263 01:26:41,119 --> 01:26:43,079 Villa Bottacin, Conegliano Veneto, 1264 01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:46,310 Province of Treviso: See you soon. 1265 01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:48,920 Leonida and Anna Bottacin". 1266 01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:53,300 "To Dear Nephew Adone Scarpa, 1267 01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:55,659 Barbarigo College, Padua: 1268 01:26:57,130 --> 01:26:58,500 A fond embrace 1269 01:26:58,899 --> 01:27:00,300 from Aunt Anna and Uncle Leonida 1270 01:27:01,140 --> 01:27:02,479 on their wedding day". 1271 01:27:04,270 --> 01:27:05,760 The postcards for the other relatives 1272 01:27:06,369 --> 01:27:09,180 weren't sent because Anna tore them up, 1273 01:27:10,010 --> 01:27:11,270 and maybe she was right because 1274 01:27:12,550 --> 01:27:14,039 they were a bit heavy. 1275 01:27:15,550 --> 01:27:16,600 Thank you. And for the gentleman? 1276 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:19,289 I'd like two spaghetti alle vongole without sauce. 1277 01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:21,560 - Good. - And lobster 1278 01:27:21,819 --> 01:27:23,159 - yes lobster too. - Anything else, sir? 1279 01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:25,130 Yes, a bit of "baccal� alla vicentina" 1280 01:27:25,590 --> 01:27:27,670 with polenta and some fried potatoes. 1281 01:27:28,359 --> 01:27:29,619 - Very good, sir. - For dessert... 1282 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,220 this chocolate mousse cake. 1283 01:27:31,899 --> 01:27:34,449 Listen, while we're waiting would you do us 1284 01:27:34,869 --> 01:27:36,770 - a mixed seafood salad? - Of course. 1285 01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:39,029 - A nice seafood starter. - Excuse me, 1286 01:27:39,409 --> 01:27:41,460 do you have any Bottacin wine? 1287 01:27:41,909 --> 01:27:43,869 - Of course, sir. - Good, very good. 1288 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,520 No, no, no. My husband was joking. 1289 01:27:46,949 --> 01:27:47,909 None of those things. 1290 01:27:48,149 --> 01:27:49,729 - Bring him a consomm�... - As you wish, madam. 1291 01:27:50,220 --> 01:27:52,000 ...a very light one, a well-cooked veal steak. 1292 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:54,800 and a small salad. That's all, thank you. 1293 01:27:55,289 --> 01:27:57,189 - Your suite number? - 112. 1294 01:27:57,890 --> 01:27:59,590 112, thank you. 1295 01:28:01,159 --> 01:28:02,180 Thank you. 1296 01:28:04,930 --> 01:28:07,100 Listen, have I just got married or gone into hospital? 1297 01:28:08,039 --> 01:28:09,970 That'll teach you to marry a nurse! 1298 01:28:10,539 --> 01:28:11,829 You'll see, nurse...! 1299 01:28:31,529 --> 01:28:32,640 Here we are... 1300 01:28:32,989 --> 01:28:35,569 Oh, what beautiful roses, Leonida! 1301 01:28:36,029 --> 01:28:37,340 Ah, my little wife! 1302 01:28:37,829 --> 01:28:40,319 Put me down, silly man! 1303 01:28:40,729 --> 01:28:42,100 What did you think? That you'd married a wreck? 1304 01:28:45,939 --> 01:28:51,479 What's going on! They're all idiots! 1305 01:28:52,310 --> 01:28:54,090 No, no, no, Leonida, Leonida... 1306 01:28:55,079 --> 01:28:57,189 ...l asked for them to be separated. 1307 01:28:58,789 --> 01:29:00,189 Look, 1308 01:29:00,890 --> 01:29:02,789 I've already been married once 1309 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:04,949 and I can assure you 1310 01:29:05,529 --> 01:29:06,960 it's uncomfortable. 1311 01:29:07,590 --> 01:29:08,579 For what? 1312 01:29:09,399 --> 01:29:11,619 Well... what do you mean "for what"? For... 1313 01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:15,239 What are you thinking about? 1314 01:29:15,670 --> 01:29:17,369 You're not serious, are you?. 1315 01:29:19,069 --> 01:29:21,289 Am l serious? But that's all I think about! 1316 01:29:21,710 --> 01:29:23,489 - Come on, come on! Now, now!. - No!. 1317 01:29:24,779 --> 01:29:26,210 Darling, you promised the doctor 1318 01:29:26,649 --> 01:29:27,670 you'd be reasonable. 1319 01:29:28,119 --> 01:29:29,380 - You promised. - That was just talk. 1320 01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:32,189 But you've got to keep your promise. Stop it! 1321 01:29:33,289 --> 01:29:35,039 Stop it, or I'll change rooms, understand?! 1322 01:29:49,770 --> 01:29:50,819 Honeymoon? 1323 01:29:52,609 --> 01:29:53,949 Shit-moon! 1324 01:30:08,859 --> 01:30:09,970 Valerian... 1325 01:30:10,420 --> 01:30:12,319 Forgotten anything? 1326 01:30:12,930 --> 01:30:14,680 Come on, you moaner, go to bed. 1327 01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:16,270 You tired yourself out today. 1328 01:30:24,039 --> 01:30:26,409 First night of our honeymoon with the paper... 1329 01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:35,909 Read it to me. 1330 01:30:39,390 --> 01:30:41,319 "Man rapes 70 year old mother-in-law 1331 01:30:41,659 --> 01:30:42,829 and hangs himself". 1332 01:30:43,390 --> 01:30:44,970 Isn't there anything less miserable? 1333 01:30:45,659 --> 01:30:46,859 Come on, read. 1334 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:49,069 "New American space launch. 1335 01:30:49,899 --> 01:30:51,800 Yesterday the Myrol-1 satellite 1336 01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:53,560 was launched from Cape Canaveral. 1337 01:30:54,369 --> 01:30:55,920 The new probe has established 1338 01:30:56,340 --> 01:30:57,800 an elliptical orbit above our planet 1339 01:30:58,369 --> 01:31:00,420 of between 310 and 315 kilo... 1340 01:31:02,239 --> 01:31:03,350 metres"... 1341 01:31:08,979 --> 01:31:10,210 And then? 1342 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:12,840 Then... l lost my place. 1343 01:31:14,390 --> 01:31:16,090 "The spacecraft has a 6-year life. 1344 01:31:16,619 --> 01:31:19,250 The electronic brain aboard is powered 1345 01:31:19,659 --> 01:31:21,119 by 2 solar batteries. 1346 01:31:21,699 --> 01:31:24,220 It controls the functioning of 2 film cameras 1347 01:31:24,770 --> 01:31:26,609 4 photographic cameras"... 1348 01:31:32,869 --> 01:31:33,800 Continue. 1349 01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:37,619 "The, the, the aim of the mission 1350 01:31:38,409 --> 01:31:40,840 is the study of, the study of" 1351 01:31:41,649 --> 01:31:43,229 ...the migration of ants... 1352 01:31:44,789 --> 01:31:46,520 Ants don't migrate. 1353 01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:49,949 No. And it would be 1354 01:31:50,390 --> 01:31:52,970 stupid to study them with a satellite anyway. 1355 01:31:54,159 --> 01:31:56,409 l can't stand it. l can't stand it! 1356 01:31:57,529 --> 01:31:59,109 l can't stand it! l can't stand it, Anna! 1357 01:31:59,399 --> 01:32:00,539 l can't stand it, Anna! 1358 01:32:00,899 --> 01:32:03,479 No, no, no Leonida. Your blood pressure... 1359 01:32:04,739 --> 01:32:07,109 adrenaline. The doctor told you to be patient. 1360 01:32:07,810 --> 01:32:09,539 l want to see him in my shoes! 1361 01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:11,550 Come on, come on, relax. 1362 01:32:11,850 --> 01:32:13,250 Think of all the time we'll have 1363 01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:14,640 when you've recovered. 1364 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,890 Cover yourself! 1365 01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:20,210 Oh, yes, I'm sorry. 1366 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:23,119 It's all my fault. Go back to bed. 1367 01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:24,750 I'll give you a sedative later. 1368 01:32:26,189 --> 01:32:27,149 Bromide. 1369 01:32:27,659 --> 01:32:28,710 Be good. 1370 01:32:29,699 --> 01:32:30,630 Come on. 1371 01:32:32,529 --> 01:32:33,550 There you are. 1372 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:36,739 Like this. 1373 01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:39,770 Good. 1374 01:32:39,939 --> 01:32:41,170 No, no, lie down. 1375 01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:43,960 That's it. 1376 01:32:46,109 --> 01:32:47,310 And sleep, alright? 1377 01:32:48,279 --> 01:32:50,029 Yes, and tomorrow the doctor will visit me... 1378 01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:56,029 No! 1379 01:32:56,260 --> 01:32:57,340 Leonida! 1380 01:33:02,130 --> 01:33:03,710 You really are naughty. 1381 01:33:13,609 --> 01:33:14,659 - Sleep well, my love. - But...! 1382 01:33:42,369 --> 01:33:44,329 Anna! Anna, are you asleep? 1383 01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:54,829 Resist, resist, 1384 01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,770 resist Leonida. 1385 01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:48,250 Oh, Leonida. Are you crazy? 1386 01:34:48,770 --> 01:34:50,000 What are you doing? 1387 01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:52,090 Leonida, no, no, no. 1388 01:34:52,409 --> 01:34:53,520 Doctor's orders. 1389 01:34:54,310 --> 01:34:56,500 What are you doing? Think about the adrenaline 1390 01:34:57,279 --> 01:34:59,890 your suprarenals. Think of me. 1391 01:35:00,550 --> 01:35:02,600 Listen to me, resist it. 1392 01:35:03,819 --> 01:35:06,279 Think of your myocardium, your heart... 1393 01:35:08,859 --> 01:35:13,489 Ah, pussy, pussy, pussy... 1394 01:35:30,239 --> 01:35:32,319 That's right, here we are. 1395 01:35:32,949 --> 01:35:35,140 Unfortunately that Jonah of a doctor was right. 1396 01:35:35,850 --> 01:35:38,069 The second heart attack screwed me for good. 1397 01:35:39,489 --> 01:35:41,390 No, no, no, no regrets. 1398 01:35:43,590 --> 01:35:46,340 Tell me the truth, Anna's really beautiful, isn't she? 1399 01:35:47,430 --> 01:35:49,539 Her hair... you can't see it now 1400 01:35:49,930 --> 01:35:51,800 because it's tied up inside her hat, 1401 01:35:52,430 --> 01:35:54,329 but when it falls on her shoulders 1402 01:35:55,569 --> 01:35:57,029 she's a smasher. 1403 01:35:57,810 --> 01:36:00,000 And what eyes... what eyes! 1404 01:36:00,979 --> 01:36:03,500 And all the rest... l died on top of her. 1405 01:36:04,449 --> 01:36:05,619 And then she loved me, 1406 01:36:06,649 --> 01:36:08,229 how she loved me! 1407 01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:10,100 Yes, she loved you. 1408 01:36:11,250 --> 01:36:12,239 Shut up, you unbeliever. 1409 01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:14,390 l can speak as much as l want. 1410 01:36:14,890 --> 01:36:16,260 Ramona, please. 1411 01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:19,060 In any case, you couldn't have died with me. 1412 01:36:19,460 --> 01:36:21,479 Naturally. You didn't give in to any temptation! 1413 01:36:24,699 --> 01:36:26,130 l know! 1414 01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:28,399 l know you never could stand me... 1415 01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:30,270 For god's sake, 1416 01:36:31,270 --> 01:36:32,909 we've got an eternity ahead of us. 1417 01:36:33,569 --> 01:36:35,850 ...because you never loved me! 1418 01:36:36,609 --> 01:36:38,130 Ramona, don't piss me off! 95405